September 10, 2025 • 13 mins
The weirdest Guinnes World Records that have been broken, Laura peed herself on the way to work today and a baby born in a Maccas carpark got a very cute nickname.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi Heart podcasts, he More Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
With Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Baby your what our windows down? My worries in the dust,
only good tabs, dog all down. I don't much, but
yeah I'm not. I'll big get and what I want.
It don't matter where.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is the pickup.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Puppy hump Day everyone, It is the pick up with
Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Laura, I know you've said in the past that you
don't love puppies. You would bypass the puppy stage and
you go to like a dog stage.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, and you say that about human kids. So I
feel like it's it is.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I would like my child to come to me at
like four.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I I just think I think people underestimate how much
hard work puppies are. The puppies are so full on
that they require so much. It's not that they're not amazing,
but I have like a senior dog. He's just an
angel said from the heavens.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You just forget my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Delilah's four and a half now, and she almost came
to me toilet trained, like she was just a dream boat.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Dog. But do you know why I say this though,
Because we used to foster puppies back in the day,
Like my housemates used to foster puppies.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And we had this one puppy named Biscuit and she.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Was beautiful that I came home from work this one
day and she had peede straight on top of my laptop,
like she'd climbed up on my bed, mounted.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
My laptop and peed into the keys. Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Last night, I was puppy sitting last night with Delilah.
She's like four months old and she's.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
A beautiful Australian shepherd as well. And the back door
was open.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
They've got run of the yard, like they can come
in and out as they go, and they were playing
outside NonStop. This dog chose to come inside explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
She sprayed that around.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
We simultaneously didn't even know that was a thing, and
then was so frantic about what she'd done that she
started to walk through it and just walk And I
cannot tell you. I was watching it happen and I
was like, why is happening?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And why is it happening? In SlowMo? Like why can't
do anything? Anyway? That was my night last night.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So you come here in a really good mood, is
what you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I cleaned it up, right, You can't write this again.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The door's open.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I cleaned it up. In the next twenty.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Minutes, three more whis well, she's obviously not well, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Man, I can't dog sit any Yeah, no you can.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
But puppies are just hard. I stand by this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I know what makes me sound like an absolute grinch,
but like, puppies are really hard work. Brittany, Yes, Laura,
stop the press. There's been some big and exciting news
happening in the Guinness Book of World Records Territory. A
new record has been set.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It's very stupid, isn't like a new record set somewhere
every day?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The rules are around, like how you set a new record.
But like I remember back in the day, I used
to have like the yeah, like the nineteen ninety nine
Guinness World Record Book. It was this huge coffee table book.
Some of the things in it are so stupid, and
some of them you're like, wow, that is an incredible
feat that you have undertaken.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And I don't know where this one sits.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, So there is a woman, she's from New Zealand,
and she decided to voluntarily run across one hundred meters,
like sprint, one hundred meters of lego, So imagine what
it's like to step on one piece of lego. This
woman has trained day in day out, she has calloused
her feet on purpose so that she could sprint across
a trail.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Of lego to get to the other side.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Hear me out, I think it's easier to run across
more lego than a single piece, because if there's just
that one single lego piece sticking up, it really gets
you so and when it's all together it forms.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like a floor.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't know if I would agree with that. I've
run over full lego before and I'm one hundred feet
buckled down to the ground. So they had three hundred
kilograms of lego which they'd sprayed out like splayed out
along this trail, and she ran it in twenty four
point seventy five seconds, which I don't know how that
equates to like a normal one hundred meters sprint.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm not I'm not a runner, I'm not an athletic.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm pretty sure it's like ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So that's pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Twenty four seconds is pretty fast if you're running it
over lego?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Or is it that a slow jog? I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I mean I saw her.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I did see her running it. It wasn't a smooth
run most certainly wasn't a sprint. Grace, what is the
world record?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So the women's one hundred meters world record is ten
point four nine seconds, spass.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't think that you can use like the absolute
athletic best to be the benchmark for this mum who's
running over like a trail of lego. I still think
it's pretty impressive. Why you would want to do it,
I'm not sure, but she was. She was like rallied
on by her kids who were running alongside her.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't get it. I don't get why anyone.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, it's one thing to say you've got a
world record, but not for the sake of it, Like
some of these world records, the most snails on a face,
what like live snails?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's only eleven.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It doesn't matter. Why do we care? And why are
we setting the records? And like you could beat that, Laura,
do you want to take that from eleven?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I would do this. I would absolutely do this, So
I would smash this eleven year old into smithy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But do you want to know how many snails there were?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yes, forty three, which I think that that's an achievable amount.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
My face is bigger than eleven year old. We could
collect more snails.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You would have that in the bag.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And then also the most eggs crushed with the head
conquered by Ashrita with eighty eggs in one minute.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Can you could do that too?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I reckon I could smash eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Maybe we need to do a day where we just
try and beat at least one world record.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It you can do it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know if it's pregnancy safe. Maybe I'll do
it postpardon, but I could do the eighty eggs smash.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The largest collection of sick bags? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What why are people collecting these?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Why is this a world record? What world record? Would
you said? If you could?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I like this last one' we've written down here it's
cycling backwards with a violin.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I can't do that, so that one is quite impressive. Well,
don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Away from him, it was Christian Adam. He serves a name.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Mine would be picking things up with my feet, Like,
I'll try and pick up the most amount of things
with my feet in a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why don't you do that? Let's google if that's a record?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is it a record? All right?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
The Guinness World Record for the most golf balls picked
up with feet in one minute is fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But is hard. That's a hard thing to pick up?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You back down?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Is there anything else?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know if I could pick up a golf ball.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Most tennis ball touches using the feet in one.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Wait, what do you mean to touch? I could touch
a tennis ball with my feet.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
So someone touched a tennis ball with a foot two
hundred and fifty eight times.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know, I'm going like one, two, three?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I reckon you could pick up a golf baller, that's fourteen?
Is achievedble, I've seen you pick up a banana. I've
seen you pick up a weight. I can peel a
banana with my feet.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's not it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Let's go back to the record.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Why don't we actually try it's only fourteen golf ball.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Do you know what I could do?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I could pick up forty eight snails with my feet and.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That would be a new record.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't think that is.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know what I need to go to chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I can only imagine and get myself. It's thora off
things you need I do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I need to stock up being pregnant, and there's a
few things to get there, and one of them is
unfortunately inconcience pads. You know when you like when it
was COVID time and like there's all of those signs everywhere,
and it's like if you sneeze or cough, cover your face.
The problem is now when I sneeze and cough, I
can't cover my face. I literally have to hold myself
so I don't wet myself. So instead of doing this,
(07:05):
I call it this every single time. I know it's
not a visual meat no.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
One can see it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I just tell myself so I don't wet my pants.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I had doesn't stop the Wii coming out hard enough
and it will stop.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's incorrect information.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Okay, well, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This morning I was driving to work and I'd gotten
myself a delicious craison on the way and a lovely coffee,
and I was in my car and I was driving
over the bridge, and as I went to take a
bite of my creson a tiny little flake, like just
one of the wispy bits of crasson flake, like a
bit of debris, flew off and lodged itself straight in
(07:40):
my lungs, and I honestly thought I was going to die.
I coughed so hard I couldn't see the road. I
was still driving. I had one hand on a craison,
one hand trying to stop.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Probably could drop the croissant.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
At this point.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
What I couldn't put my cross.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
On down, not the craison.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
No, I had bigger things to worry about. I could
not stop coughing. I was coughing so hard that.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I fully wet my pants in my own car.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm not talking like, oh cute bloody leakage that you
see on the ads, I can.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I love those ads. Try and make it like, don't worry.
Women do it too well. They do aha box jump
and a little bit comes out.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, this was like I completely wet my pants and
I drove to work with my pants down around my ankles.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It was so I had to bore them down and
it was humiliating.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I also drove underneath some of the mobile phone cameras.
And now I'm convinced that there's photos of me with
my pants down.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Hold, okay, in very important question, leather seats or material seats.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Leather seats, okay, so that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
With porous holes though, so it's not good. It's gone
into the seat, It sucked down into poresholes. And yes,
I'm still wearing the same pants. There was something very
humbling about walking into work this morning. Lucky it was raining,
so I kind of think that maybe I covered it
a bit because it was rain a bit.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All rolled around the gutter to just get wet. But
I nothing to see here.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I walked into our offices and we have this lovely
security guard who works in our offices named lad and
he was holding the door open for me, and I
was like, nice to see you, but I really just
needed to go to the bathroom and then stand there.
And I stood there with my pants under the hand
dryer and well, yeah, pantless.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
It's really really hating. Okay. I wish I wasn't at
this point of pregnancy, but I am.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
My more concern is that, like, we share these chairs
and you've come in and you're sack on this soft.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Luscious chair.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I think you just need to it's Okay, you know alone,
but maybe just need to pack multiple pairs of pants now,
multiple pairs of mondayes because you are at the sticky
end of your pregnancy, the wet end.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Apparently you are at the wet end.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's too much sharing. Okay, sorry everyone, but you know
what me too. For anyone else is going through it
as am I. I hope that that normalizes some things
for some people. Did you ever have any nicknames as
a kid that's stuck?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yes, I absolutely did, like what pretty.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Titty pee head?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, so I don't really want me to unpack my trauma.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I have a small head.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's small for my body. It always has been.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I wear extensions and a fake fringe to give myself
some more size it really, I don't have to wear
an extra small hat, and most helmets don't fit me.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I remember putting on one of your hats. Well, I
didn't put it on. I tried, I attempted, and that's
when I discovered that.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
But your head slights when I first discussed.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
When I discovered that you have a deceptively small head.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Your head though doesn't look small, it doesn't look small.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Carry it well, yeah, thank you, But it's really tiny,
it's small.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
How old were you when you started getting called pea head?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Quite a long time, most of my life.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But I have other nicknames to sea Biscuit is my
family calls me Seabiscuit.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Isn't that a horse?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yes, it is a horse, a very famous horse. Let's
not go into why I'm called Seabiscu my family. A
big nickname is My sister's nickname is Shrek, which is unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, that's really mean, Like you know that you're not
a love sister.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You get called Shrek from a child?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, we didn't have any Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Actually, on reflection, well, look the reason why we're talking
about this is because there's a family who Look. The
delivery story around this is pretty crazy, right. So the
woman went into labor and she had her baby in
a McDonald's car park. So imagine of all the places
you're going through drive through getting you in my chicken nuggets,
and then you're like, oh, cramp.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Isn't there some.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Rumor about McDonald's fries and like bringing on birth and stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like the salt or something.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, I don't know if that she literally just said
the labor came on, So quickly. She didn't even have
time to push. She didn't even think about pushing. She
was already the head was coming out, which sounds like
the best way to go.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Imagine mcgrimmist what mcg grimace, But I was just make
a joke. Sorry, grim missed out the pregnancy of birth.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So anyway, Look, she gave birth.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
They named the baby Matilda Matilda McDonald You can't really
see the similarities in that, but the reason why they
called her Matilda is because they wanted to give her
the nickname mctilly.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh no, imagine.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Your birth origin story and going to school and being like, oh, yeah,
mum calls me mctilly because she had me in a
McDonald's car park.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You just lie, You just say it was after the
the Matilda's the soccer roose.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, that's why I say, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
No one is going into flexing and say mum had
a big mac and then called me after that.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Surely, if you're a.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Woman and you're giving birth to McDonald's and then you're
naming your child mctilly, that child should get free McDonald's
for their entire life, Like there should be some sort
of kickback for that.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Maybe we can start something a petition for that.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We should, because that's the type of things we should
really throw our weight behind. I was almost not there
was a nick name, but I was almost named Laura Ashley.
So my full name is Laura Anne Burn for anyone
who doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
But why would anyone know? My middle name Laura Ann.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Laura Ann right, So Laura Ashley had been set, it
was decided upon. You might also be familiar with the
fact that it is a very big Manchester brand name
they make like linen and sheets and stuff. And my
dad was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Laura actually sounds great.
And then when I think it was like just before
I was born, or potentially like i'd just been born, and.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
My dad was like, where did that Ashley come from?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Because usually a middle name is like a family name
or something has some meaning. And my mom, the story goes,
my mom was like, well they were the sheets that she.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Was conceived on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Sure, And so my middle name was changed in that
moment from Ashley to anir And thank God, only not
imagine getting around saying my name's Laura Ashley because my
mum and dad boned on some linen.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know what's a better story than mine. My
middle name is Mayo. You do with that what you will?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Use your imagination figure out what Brittlaw and Dad let's
get out of here.
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live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
With Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
Baby your what our windows down? My worries in the dust,
only good tabs, dog all down. I don't much, but
yeah I'm not. I'll big get and what I want.
It don't matter where.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
This is the pickup.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Puppy hump Day everyone, It is the pick up with
Britt Hockley and Laura Burn.
Speaker 4 (00:43):
Laura, I know you've said in the past that you
don't love puppies. You would bypass the puppy stage and
you go to like a dog stage.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
Yeah, and you say that about human kids. So I
feel like it's it is.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I would like my child to come to me at
like four.
Speaker 5 (00:56):
No.
Speaker 1 (00:57):
I I just think I think people underestimate how much
hard work puppies are. The puppies are so full on
that they require so much. It's not that they're not amazing,
but I have like a senior dog. He's just an
angel said from the heavens.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
You just forget my dog.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
Delilah's four and a half now, and she almost came
to me toilet trained, like she was just a dream boat.
Speaker 1 (01:16):
Dog. But do you know why I say this though,
Because we used to foster puppies back in the day,
Like my housemates used to foster puppies.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
And we had this one puppy named Biscuit and she.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
Was beautiful that I came home from work this one
day and she had peede straight on top of my laptop,
like she'd climbed up on my bed, mounted.
Speaker 3 (01:33):
My laptop and peed into the keys. Dude.
Speaker 4 (01:35):
Last night, I was puppy sitting last night with Delilah.
She's like four months old and she's.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
A beautiful Australian shepherd as well. And the back door
was open.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
They've got run of the yard, like they can come
in and out as they go, and they were playing
outside NonStop. This dog chose to come inside explosive diarrhea.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
She sprayed that around.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
We simultaneously didn't even know that was a thing, and
then was so frantic about what she'd done that she
started to walk through it and just walk And I
cannot tell you. I was watching it happen and I
was like, why is happening?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
And why is it happening? In SlowMo? Like why can't
do anything? Anyway? That was my night last night.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
So you come here in a really good mood, is
what you're telling me.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
I cleaned it up, right, You can't write this again.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
The door's open.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
I cleaned it up. In the next twenty.
Speaker 4 (02:22):
Minutes, three more whis well, she's obviously not well, and
I was like.
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Man, I can't dog sit any Yeah, no you can.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
But puppies are just hard. I stand by this.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
I know what makes me sound like an absolute grinch,
but like, puppies are really hard work. Brittany, Yes, Laura,
stop the press. There's been some big and exciting news
happening in the Guinness Book of World Records Territory. A
new record has been set.
Speaker 4 (02:46):
It's very stupid, isn't like a new record set somewhere
every day?
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Well, I don't know what.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
The rules are around, like how you set a new record.
But like I remember back in the day, I used
to have like the yeah, like the nineteen ninety nine
Guinness World Record Book. It was this huge coffee table book.
Some of the things in it are so stupid, and
some of them you're like, wow, that is an incredible
feat that you have undertaken.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
And I don't know where this one sits.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Okay, So there is a woman, she's from New Zealand,
and she decided to voluntarily run across one hundred meters,
like sprint, one hundred meters of lego, So imagine what
it's like to step on one piece of lego. This
woman has trained day in day out, she has calloused
her feet on purpose so that she could sprint across
a trail.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
Of lego to get to the other side.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Hear me out, I think it's easier to run across
more lego than a single piece, because if there's just
that one single lego piece sticking up, it really gets
you so and when it's all together it forms.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Like a floor.
Speaker 1 (03:43):
I don't know if I would agree with that. I've
run over full lego before and I'm one hundred feet
buckled down to the ground. So they had three hundred
kilograms of lego which they'd sprayed out like splayed out
along this trail, and she ran it in twenty four
point seventy five seconds, which I don't know how that
equates to like a normal one hundred meters sprint.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
I'm not I'm not a runner, I'm not an athletic.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
I'm pretty sure it's like ten seconds.
Speaker 3 (04:02):
So that's pretty fast.
Speaker 1 (04:03):
Twenty four seconds is pretty fast if you're running it
over lego?
Speaker 3 (04:06):
Or is it that a slow jog? I can't tell.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
I mean I saw her.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
I did see her running it. It wasn't a smooth
run most certainly wasn't a sprint. Grace, what is the
world record?
Speaker 5 (04:15):
So the women's one hundred meters world record is ten
point four nine seconds, spass.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
I don't think that you can use like the absolute
athletic best to be the benchmark for this mum who's
running over like a trail of lego. I still think
it's pretty impressive. Why you would want to do it,
I'm not sure, but she was. She was like rallied
on by her kids who were running alongside her.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I don't get it. I don't get why anyone.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I mean, it's one thing to say you've got a
world record, but not for the sake of it, Like
some of these world records, the most snails on a face,
what like live snails?
Speaker 3 (04:45):
That's only eleven.
Speaker 2 (04:47):
It doesn't matter. Why do we care? And why are
we setting the records? And like you could beat that, Laura,
do you want to take that from eleven?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
You know what?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
I would do this. I would absolutely do this, So
I would smash this eleven year old into smithy.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
But do you want to know how many snails there were?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
Yes, forty three, which I think that that's an achievable amount.
Speaker 3 (05:04):
My face is bigger than eleven year old. We could
collect more snails.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You would have that in the bag.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
And then also the most eggs crushed with the head
conquered by Ashrita with eighty eggs in one minute.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Can you could do that too?
Speaker 3 (05:16):
I reckon I could smash eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (05:17):
Maybe we need to do a day where we just
try and beat at least one world record.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
It you can do it.
Speaker 1 (05:23):
I don't know if it's pregnancy safe. Maybe I'll do
it postpardon, but I could do the eighty eggs smash.
Speaker 2 (05:27):
The largest collection of sick bags? Sorry?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
What why are people collecting these?
Speaker 2 (05:32):
Why is this a world record? What world record? Would
you said? If you could?
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I like this last one' we've written down here it's
cycling backwards with a violin.
Speaker 3 (05:39):
I can't do that, so that one is quite impressive. Well,
don't mind that.
Speaker 2 (05:42):
Away from him, it was Christian Adam. He serves a name.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
Mine would be picking things up with my feet, Like,
I'll try and pick up the most amount of things
with my feet in a minute.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Why don't you do that? Let's google if that's a record?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
Is it a record? All right?
Speaker 5 (05:53):
The Guinness World Record for the most golf balls picked
up with feet in one minute is fourteen fourteen.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
But is hard. That's a hard thing to pick up?
Speaker 2 (06:02):
You back down?
Speaker 3 (06:02):
Is there anything else?
Speaker 4 (06:03):
Like?
Speaker 3 (06:03):
I don't know if I could pick up a golf ball.
Speaker 5 (06:05):
Most tennis ball touches using the feet in one.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
Wait, what do you mean to touch? I could touch
a tennis ball with my feet.
Speaker 5 (06:12):
So someone touched a tennis ball with a foot two
hundred and fifty eight times.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
You know, I'm going like one, two, three?
Speaker 4 (06:18):
I reckon you could pick up a golf baller, that's fourteen?
Is achievedble, I've seen you pick up a banana. I've
seen you pick up a weight. I can peel a
banana with my feet.
Speaker 3 (06:26):
That's not it.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Let's go back to the record.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Why don't we actually try it's only fourteen golf ball.
Speaker 3 (06:31):
Do you know what I could do?
Speaker 1 (06:31):
I could pick up forty eight snails with my feet and.
Speaker 3 (06:33):
That would be a new record.
Speaker 2 (06:34):
I don't think that is.
Speaker 3 (06:37):
You know what I need to go to chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I can only imagine and get myself. It's thora off
things you need I do.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
I need to stock up being pregnant, and there's a
few things to get there, and one of them is
unfortunately inconcience pads. You know when you like when it
was COVID time and like there's all of those signs everywhere,
and it's like if you sneeze or cough, cover your face.
The problem is now when I sneeze and cough, I
can't cover my face. I literally have to hold myself
so I don't wet myself. So instead of doing this,
(07:05):
I call it this every single time. I know it's
not a visual meat no.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
One can see it.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
I just tell myself so I don't wet my pants.
Speaker 4 (07:12):
I had doesn't stop the Wii coming out hard enough
and it will stop.
Speaker 2 (07:16):
That's incorrect information.
Speaker 3 (07:17):
Okay, well, okay.
Speaker 1 (07:18):
This morning I was driving to work and I'd gotten
myself a delicious craison on the way and a lovely coffee,
and I was in my car and I was driving
over the bridge, and as I went to take a
bite of my creson a tiny little flake, like just
one of the wispy bits of crasson flake, like a
bit of debris, flew off and lodged itself straight in
(07:40):
my lungs, and I honestly thought I was going to die.
I coughed so hard I couldn't see the road. I
was still driving. I had one hand on a craison,
one hand trying to stop.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Probably could drop the croissant.
Speaker 5 (07:50):
At this point.
Speaker 3 (07:50):
What I couldn't put my cross.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
On down, not the craison.
Speaker 1 (07:55):
No, I had bigger things to worry about. I could
not stop coughing. I was coughing so hard that.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
I fully wet my pants in my own car.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
I'm not talking like, oh cute bloody leakage that you
see on the ads, I can.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I love those ads. Try and make it like, don't worry.
Women do it too well. They do aha box jump
and a little bit comes out.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
No, this was like I completely wet my pants and
I drove to work with my pants down around my ankles.
Speaker 3 (08:19):
It was so I had to bore them down and
it was humiliating.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I also drove underneath some of the mobile phone cameras.
And now I'm convinced that there's photos of me with
my pants down.
Speaker 4 (08:30):
Hold, okay, in very important question, leather seats or material seats.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Leather seats, okay, so that's okay.
Speaker 1 (08:39):
With porous holes though, so it's not good. It's gone
into the seat, It sucked down into poresholes. And yes,
I'm still wearing the same pants. There was something very
humbling about walking into work this morning. Lucky it was raining,
so I kind of think that maybe I covered it
a bit because it was rain a bit.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
All rolled around the gutter to just get wet. But
I nothing to see here.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
I walked into our offices and we have this lovely
security guard who works in our offices named lad and
he was holding the door open for me, and I
was like, nice to see you, but I really just
needed to go to the bathroom and then stand there.
And I stood there with my pants under the hand
dryer and well, yeah, pantless.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
It's really really hating. Okay. I wish I wasn't at
this point of pregnancy, but I am.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
My more concern is that, like, we share these chairs
and you've come in and you're sack on this soft.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Luscious chair.
Speaker 4 (09:28):
I think you just need to it's Okay, you know alone,
but maybe just need to pack multiple pairs of pants now,
multiple pairs of mondayes because you are at the sticky
end of your pregnancy, the wet end.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
Apparently you are at the wet end.
Speaker 1 (09:39):
It's too much sharing. Okay, sorry everyone, but you know
what me too. For anyone else is going through it
as am I. I hope that that normalizes some things
for some people. Did you ever have any nicknames as
a kid that's stuck?
Speaker 4 (09:52):
Yes, I absolutely did, like what pretty.
Speaker 3 (09:54):
Titty pee head?
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Yeah, so I don't really want me to unpack my trauma.
Speaker 3 (09:58):
I have a small head.
Speaker 2 (09:59):
It's small for my body. It always has been.
Speaker 4 (10:01):
I wear extensions and a fake fringe to give myself
some more size it really, I don't have to wear
an extra small hat, and most helmets don't fit me.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
I remember putting on one of your hats. Well, I
didn't put it on. I tried, I attempted, and that's
when I discovered that.
Speaker 3 (10:15):
But your head slights when I first discussed.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
When I discovered that you have a deceptively small head.
Speaker 4 (10:19):
Your head though doesn't look small, it doesn't look small.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
Carry it well, yeah, thank you, But it's really tiny,
it's small.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
How old were you when you started getting called pea head?
Speaker 2 (10:28):
Quite a long time, most of my life.
Speaker 4 (10:30):
But I have other nicknames to sea Biscuit is my
family calls me Seabiscuit.
Speaker 3 (10:34):
Isn't that a horse?
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yes, it is a horse, a very famous horse. Let's
not go into why I'm called Seabiscu my family. A
big nickname is My sister's nickname is Shrek, which is unfortunate.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
Yeah, that's really mean, Like you know that you're not
a love sister.
Speaker 3 (10:49):
You get called Shrek from a child?
Speaker 2 (10:51):
Yeah, we didn't have any Yeah, it wasn't good.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Actually, on reflection, well, look the reason why we're talking
about this is because there's a family who Look. The
delivery story around this is pretty crazy, right. So the
woman went into labor and she had her baby in
a McDonald's car park. So imagine of all the places
you're going through drive through getting you in my chicken nuggets,
and then you're like, oh, cramp.
Speaker 2 (11:10):
Isn't there some.
Speaker 4 (11:11):
Rumor about McDonald's fries and like bringing on birth and stuff.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Like the salt or something.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
No, I don't know if that she literally just said
the labor came on, So quickly. She didn't even have
time to push. She didn't even think about pushing. She
was already the head was coming out, which sounds like
the best way to go.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Imagine mcgrimmist what mcg grimace, But I was just make
a joke. Sorry, grim missed out the pregnancy of birth.
Speaker 3 (11:34):
So anyway, Look, she gave birth.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
They named the baby Matilda Matilda McDonald You can't really
see the similarities in that, but the reason why they
called her Matilda is because they wanted to give her
the nickname mctilly.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Oh no, imagine.
Speaker 1 (11:50):
Your birth origin story and going to school and being like, oh, yeah,
mum calls me mctilly because she had me in a
McDonald's car park.
Speaker 4 (11:57):
You just lie, You just say it was after the
the Matilda's the soccer roose.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
Yeah, that's why I say, isn't it.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
No one is going into flexing and say mum had
a big mac and then called me after that.
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Surely, if you're a.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Woman and you're giving birth to McDonald's and then you're
naming your child mctilly, that child should get free McDonald's
for their entire life, Like there should be some sort
of kickback for that.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Maybe we can start something a petition for that.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
We should, because that's the type of things we should
really throw our weight behind. I was almost not there
was a nick name, but I was almost named Laura Ashley.
So my full name is Laura Anne Burn for anyone
who doesn't know.
Speaker 3 (12:27):
But why would anyone know? My middle name Laura Ann.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Laura Ann right, So Laura Ashley had been set, it
was decided upon. You might also be familiar with the
fact that it is a very big Manchester brand name
they make like linen and sheets and stuff. And my
dad was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, Laura actually sounds great.
And then when I think it was like just before
I was born, or potentially like i'd just been born, and.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
My dad was like, where did that Ashley come from?
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Because usually a middle name is like a family name
or something has some meaning. And my mom, the story goes,
my mom was like, well they were the sheets that she.
Speaker 3 (13:03):
Was conceived on.
Speaker 1 (13:04):
Sure, And so my middle name was changed in that
moment from Ashley to anir And thank God, only not
imagine getting around saying my name's Laura Ashley because my
mum and dad boned on some linen.
Speaker 2 (13:15):
I don't know what's a better story than mine. My
middle name is Mayo. You do with that what you will?
Speaker 3 (13:21):
Use your imagination figure out what Brittlaw and Dad let's
get out of here.
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