October 10, 2025 • 16 mins
Matty J was shamed by an old man while he was watering his garden, Britt needs dating advice for a friend and we celebrate your Little Wins
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts. Hear My Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart Appo.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Pickup with Britt Hogley and Laura ben Brady or what
Our Windows Down?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
My World?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Reason the dust only good, bad Dog all down.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've done much, but yeah I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter
where that goes. This is the pickup?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Have you for Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Everyone?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Laura like I like to say, Happy Fridayay, And what
a first week Maddie Jay in the hot seat.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh made it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It has been an absolute delight, brute look at our
relationship flourishing.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You know, I was thinking that, but I was also
thinking I was worried. You know, when Laura is like
having a baby, gonna be taking some time off, I thought,
who were they gonna lump me with? But it was you,
and we've known each other a long time, and I
thought it was gonna be brilliant and it is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But the problem you have, okay, what we got? The
problem you have, don't give it to me straight.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Not the problem you have, but the problem you have
with working with someone you've known a long time and
that you're close with.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Is like, can I can I guess what you're gonna say,
I go, is that it's so hard to say goodbye
after a Friday. You want the relationship to keep going
into the weekend. I'm going to say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's not I was gonna say. The problem is there's
no boundary. So like you, you're too honest too.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I've got to stop following you into the bathroom. Don't
I sorry about that?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, it's like it's you too honest because you don't care.
And it's like it did come in today and I
you know what, if you guys know who I am
like physically, you'll know that I'm probably a bit like
I love jeans, I love shorts, like I can be
a bit of a tomboy sometimes, but today I wanted
to be quite feminine. I just felt like wearing this
cute little dress. It's new. I don't wear it often,
and I realiz barbing myself.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Honestly, you know, you could wear anything and you'd look stunning.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I walked in and Matt goes, well, you were in
a costume like I was dressed up, and I was like,
this is this was my outfit that I laid out?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Brute, I'm going to come right out and just tell
you that I've been attacked.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh physically, mentally, spiritually.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Not physically, just it was a verbal attack. So recently
for school the holidays, we were down the South coast
and we've just finished the renovation of the house and
the gardening is now complete.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, CONGRATU.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, no, I appreciate that. But I was out the
front of the house and I was watering the garden, okay,
watering the flowers. Edge of my seat with this story, okay.
And we're new to the neighborhood as well. There's a
lot of people who walk by walking to the beach,
and they, you know, they look in because I've just finished.
They kind of have a few words and you know,
congratulate us and also talk about the old owner. And
(02:51):
obviously I'm more than willing to have the conversation because
I want to fit in amongst the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You got to be accepted.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I want to be accepted. I'm a man of the people.
And this old man, he was meandering down the road.
I saw him at a distance and I clocked him
about five hundred meters away, arms behind his back, the
wonder as he slowly walked towards me, and look, a
lot of the people in the neighborhood, they are a
little bit older. I love that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But you also know when the hands behind the back,
it means something else. It means they're taking things in more.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They are digesting like sponges.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They are if your hands are in front, no, it's
just intense.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hands behind the back, big old sponge. They want to
absorb it all in. And as he was walking closer
to the house, we connected our eyes locked. Okay, as
I was watering back and forth in the garden beds,
and I kind of knew to myself, this old guy.
I haven't spoken to him yet, I haven't seen him.
It's the first time. We're going to have a little
(03:45):
interaction here. We're going to have a little chat.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And you had time to repair because he walked for
a Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah it was I was. I was there for forty
five minutes waiting for him to hobble down the road.
But then he came closer towards me and I said, good,
a mate, how are you going? And he said, I'm good,
how are you? And I was settling in for a
long chat and by this.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Time, put your hands behind your back.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I was. I was one hand hand on the hose,
one hand behind the back, and I was I was
settling in for a good five to minute chat with
a lovely member of the neighborhood. Yeah right, it's another
one to tick on the box to say they approve
of Maddy Jay living here. Yeah, okay. And then he
said something which it cut me like a knife, like
a jagger straight through the heart.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What he said, you had a dad board.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No worse than that grit Worse than that? He said,
is that all the water pressure you've got? And I said,
what do you mean? And he goes, well, it just
looks a little weak, if you know what I'm saying.
And I was like, oh, he dissed you. Well, he
dissed me. And the water pressure from sprinkle mode, wasn't it.
(04:50):
There were flowers in the front garden bed and I
didn't want to damage the flowers with a strong hose
and the water pressure, so I had the hose turn
on the half on. I know the one it was
sprinkle it gentle sprinkle because I was considerate of the flowers.
I'm with you, and I explained that to him and
he sure, and he put his other hand behind his
(05:12):
back and he walked off into the.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Dishart and you're you're really hurt by him judging. So
do you think he judges you as a person now
by your water pressure?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah? I think it was judging my manhood based on
the water pressure that I was watering the garden.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Because you didn't kill those flowers straight up.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And I was saying, I can go harder if I
if I wanted to. Why, but I'm doing this for
the flowers.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you know this reminds me talking about someone that
is offensive and doesn't mean to be. Maybe he actually
meant to be.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Maybe he came in with that Doug.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
They were fighting words.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
There was a woman that had messaged me just before
my wedding recently and she said, oh, I can't remember
how she said it, but it was like, basically, you're
tweeny one. Like, because I'd been talking about if I
had a pregnancy right now it's classified as a geriatric
pregnancy because that's what my fertility doctor told me, I'm
thirty seven. Well, actually i'm thirty eight. I was thirty
seven at the time. So she goes, oh, you're like
a double whammy not only are you a geriatric pregnancy,
(06:05):
you're a geriatric bride.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
And I was like, sorry, what she's like, but you're
a beautiful like a beautiful one like so she wasn't
trying to be mean, but I was like, just because
you say beautiful at the end, it's like when someone
goes Noah offense.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
At least you got your beautiful. He didn't even mention
anything about the flowers, just the water, talk about your
six pounds. I know, stop law in the garden, sell up,
you gotta move.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hey, Matt, I didn't think i'd ever say this, but
I do want your advice on something. I want that
like male esque advice. So it's been a while since
you and I more you have been in the dating world.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We've been together, Laura at myself eight yes, maybe nine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No, you just had your eight year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Thank you, Thank god you're here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Look, Matt and I were both on the Bachelor at
separate times. Matt had a happy ending and I got dumbed.
I got thrust into the dating world and it was
pretty ugly for a couple of years. But we've been
off the scene for a while. But this is like
I kind of am living vicariously and giving advice to
my friends all the time that are still single, because
I was deeping it for like ten years. But I
tell you what, it's a wild world out there. My
(07:14):
friend was telling me this morning that she had been
talking to this guy for two weeks. Banter was great,
Like you're writing notes over there, He's like writing down
two weeks. Yeah, banta was great. The chemistry was there.
They had phone calls like to check that it wasn't
just like a written banter. They went on a date.
He asked her, Hey, like, let's meet up for drinks.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Do you know what I used to do back in
the day. I would after a few texts, I would
just spring on a phone call just to check to
test the waters.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
My husband sprung a phone call on me after about
four minutes of texting, sink or swim FaceTime, right FaceTime.
He wanted the video and it worked.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh lucky.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I was on point that day.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I happened to be going out, so pretended like I wasn't. Anyway,
we're getting off the cuffee. So he says, hey, let's
go for drinks. It's been a great vibe.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, great, first day that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He sets the place like his choice. They get to
the place, they get to the bar, not a not
a cheap bar, quiet like medium to high end fancy
a cocktail lounge, if you exactly cocktail lounge. They're three
to four drinks in and some cannopasse like olives, like
little bits and pieces that you're paying for. But they
haven't had a meal as such. But you know what's
cocktail he says, twenty two bucks of cocktail. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So anyway, great bantering happened to do for the and
there's like four to five, and then as it was
like looking like it was wrapping up, he all of
a sudden pulled out his phone and goes, oh my god,
that happens so quickly. My uber's already here. Sorry, I
didn't think it was going to be so quick, said goodbye,
and just ran out the door to get in this
(08:46):
uber lumped her with the bill. Yeah, so didn't just
get up, didn't be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry,
I've got to run. Here's the money or whatever, didn't
say anything right in her head, She's like, hang on,
is this happening?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Do you just do that?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And then he messaged her about ten minutes later saying,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. It slips my mind
that I didn't pay. Now I'm soorry. I am calling
bs who thinks that they can go to dinner and
drinks and then forget, Like what's the big here? And
then he's like, look, I'm so sorry, I just forgot, Like,
I hope that's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
In his defense, I have gotten in a taxi before,
got into my destination and just hopped out, and I've
forgotten to pay. Because you're so used now to having
your credit card details saved. Maybe he thought it was
like Uber eats and he just forgot that he had
to go to the bar and actually pay for it.
Maybe nah, I think, hey, well, can I ask you
this question?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I was like, would you ever if you did that
to somebody?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're not into it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No one's actually forgetting to pay, Like do you give
him the benefit of the doubt or do you like
you're a dog?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Do you know what I would do? I would go
on a second date. And I think you have to
test if he's going to be two from two okay,
But I would go somewhere not as expensive, not a
cocktail lounge. I would go somewhere like a fast food chain.
What if he did it again though, Yeah, okay, if
he does it twice, absolutely, you cut ties, you walk away,
delete the number. Okay, he's also.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Forty, you know better, Like you know what happens when
you go to drinks. You know that you have to
pay for what you consume. As consume.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
When you get old, you become forgetful, honestly exciting.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You want, well, I just want to say you'd give it,
you'd tell her to give him a second date.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I just think it is so hard to find someone
you really connect with when you're on the same page,
same energy, the banter, the chemistry. You want it to
be electric. When you find that, you don't want to
just discard it straight away. It's the first little road bump.
You can't just throw it in.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
All right, reverse this right, You've gone on a date.
She turns up, she smashes some food, she smashes some drinks,
and then she gets up. Literally, it's like, oh my god,
that's so weird, my ubers. He runs out and then
message you and it's like, oh, forgot to pay? Would
you give her a second date?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Because I think you'd have the absolutely Look at Laura
didn't pay for a single thing on The Bachelor, neither
did you. I made money, But that's not the point.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
We just want three people to call up and tell
us what their little win of the week was. God
say that five times fast the big things. We don't
want to hear that you graduated, congratulations, but like that's
too big.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But this is the wrong show for you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
What have you had this week?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Math?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's like a little win.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, firstly, let me just say that I love this concept.
We said the best to last. My little win actually
came this morning and I forgot to order milk. Think
I had a three liter bottle in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, sounds like a disaster.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
And I looked at it and I was trying to
gauge in my head. Is there enough to give my
children breakfast and also give myself?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do they have to go to school hungry?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Well, that's it at the moment. They're really into their cereal. Okay,
I like my porridge, and I had just enough to
the very last drop, enough milk to keep the whole
family happy.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Huge, huge, huge, Well, we've got five hundred dollars to
give away from chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I could win.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's not the rule.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
But you know who could.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Joe could win?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Hi, Joe, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What's your little win?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I finished a scarf. But the thing was, I started
when I was pregnant, thinking I'd have all this time
on my hands and my daughter's just finished university.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So like we literally joked and said if you finished.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You and you don't call us, but it sort of it.
I didn't want to say anything, and I was thinking, Joe,
you sound a little bit older to have just been pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Matt, we don't talk about that on radio.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
That was quite a few years though, and I thought like,
I'd have all this time to finish this cuff, and
I all these years later, I have finished it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So like twenty two years, well.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Can we can you send us a picture of this
scarf to the big cuff.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Is it's a huge deal.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It's kind of got so many different colors because like
the wool got lost over all the moons, you know,
in the state overseas, and I finally finished it and
it looks pretty awful.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, Joe, congratulations, are going to move on to Sam.
Sam welcome to the show. What is your little win?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
So my brain's ride in that I need to have
some sort of sweet After dinner, realized I hadn't done
any shopping. I thought i'd have a look in the
cupboard and and behold there was a tub of the
tower hiding in the back.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
How was I to tell a hiding because mine's like
front center. Mine doesn't have time to hide.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I know, well, I'm not sure if my girlfriend maybe
hit it from me, because she absolutely loves in the tower.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Sometimes when you reorganize the pantry, there is just a
rogue item. It goes missing, goes to the back.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
So you're saying, your little wind now is that you're single.
You discovered that your girlfriend's been hiding the trees from it?
All right, last call, Natasha, Hey, welcome to the show.
Which is a little win this week?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think it's a wind? So I'm ready to brag.
I finally caught a fish with my kids.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm not going to say with my bare hands.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, it's fit in my hand.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I went and bought worms with the kids, and I
had to learn how to put the worm on the hook.
So I did it. I put the worm on the hook,
we threw the line out, we got a catch, we
got a little jig jig and we reeled it in
and we had flatheads the side of my hair.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Ah, they're really hard to catch. I love that we're
talking about fish on the show. Is it your first
time fishing, Natasha put?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
It's my first time with my personal pebe flathead catch.
That was probably.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think big eyes correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm not an expert fishman. I have dabbled, but I'm
pretty sure a fish that's on the size of your
hand has to go back in the ocean, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Absolutely it does. Oh you did back in the ocean? Yeah,
I thought that.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Just one quick question attached before we go. How did
your children react? Hey, it was storage.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
My ten year old thought I was the mom of
the year and I just made us school holidays, So
I was happy. He was happy. A little flatheads happy
For another two years and we'll catch him again.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm so the poor thing. I hope he doesn't come
back on your hook. But this is look we've got.
We've got a twenty two year in the making scarf,
We've got a hidden the teller, and we have a
first worm, first flathead.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Matt.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's your first week on the show. I'm going to
give this responsibility to you.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
This is so difficult because look, I love them all
and sad a man, I have to my own heart
for getting through the shopping. I love that. Also, Joe
finishing the scarff huge achievement. I love that, but I
cannot go past fishing the flathead. Natasha in front of
your ten year old son, Congratulations, you have the yes.
(15:22):
What are you going to spend the five Chem's warehouse?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's gonna be something you want of those as.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm going straight for fragrance. I'm going straight forward, top
of the range.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like I'm a mom.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I don't get to smell goops, so I'm straight from
me make up and then the kids love going up,
down down, my little airy fairy lily.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
What are you going to go?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Get some fragrances? Hi, guys, you can rush into Chem's
warehouse and save save on all your favorite beauty, haircare
and skin care products. Shop instore online today.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Matt.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You could probably go. You could do with some like
throat goggle or something. Your voice is still I need
some lozenges.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You do Monday I want you back on track. I'll
have a very quiet week. I'll be back fighting fit
for Monday afternoon. Don't worry about me, Brittany, I'm not worried.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was a pleasure to have you this week, and
I feel much moreaties for the rest of the year
now that I've seen you what.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You have this week? Do I dare say you enjoyed
yourself this week? Brittany? You do what?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Miss seven? Soon we could get to a night I
can't come out to your hot Laura will be upset. Hey, guys,
if you miss anything, you can listen to us on demand.
Search to pick up podcast on iHeart or wherever you
get your podcasts. Matt, thank you so much your legend. Guys,
don't go anywhere, will and what are you gonna be
driving your home? Have a brilliant weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Can I love you? Guys? What do I mean I
say that? Well, we're not there yet, but to the listeners,
love you bye, Give you a seven.
I heard podcasts. Hear My Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart Appo.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Pickup with Britt Hogley and Laura ben Brady or what
Our Windows Down?
Speaker 3 (00:26):
My World?
Speaker 2 (00:26):
Reason the dust only good, bad Dog all down.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
I've done much, but yeah I'm not.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'll big get and what I want. It don't matter
where that goes. This is the pickup?
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Have you for Friday?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
Everyone?
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Laura like I like to say, Happy Fridayay, And what
a first week Maddie Jay in the hot seat.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Oh made it.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
It has been an absolute delight, brute look at our
relationship flourishing.
Speaker 1 (00:51):
You know, I was thinking that, but I was also
thinking I was worried. You know, when Laura is like
having a baby, gonna be taking some time off, I thought,
who were they gonna lump me with? But it was you,
and we've known each other a long time, and I
thought it was gonna be brilliant and it is.
Speaker 2 (01:04):
But the problem you have, okay, what we got? The
problem you have, don't give it to me straight.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
Not the problem you have, but the problem you have
with working with someone you've known a long time and
that you're close with.
Speaker 2 (01:15):
Is like, can I can I guess what you're gonna say,
I go, is that it's so hard to say goodbye
after a Friday. You want the relationship to keep going
into the weekend. I'm going to say goodbye.
Speaker 1 (01:24):
It's not I was gonna say. The problem is there's
no boundary. So like you, you're too honest too.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
I've got to stop following you into the bathroom. Don't
I sorry about that?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
No, it's like it's you too honest because you don't care.
And it's like it did come in today and I
you know what, if you guys know who I am
like physically, you'll know that I'm probably a bit like
I love jeans, I love shorts, like I can be
a bit of a tomboy sometimes, but today I wanted
to be quite feminine. I just felt like wearing this
cute little dress. It's new. I don't wear it often,
and I realiz barbing myself.
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Honestly, you know, you could wear anything and you'd look stunning.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Shut up.
Speaker 1 (02:00):
I walked in and Matt goes, well, you were in
a costume like I was dressed up, and I was like,
this is this was my outfit that I laid out?
Speaker 2 (02:09):
Brute, I'm going to come right out and just tell
you that I've been attacked.
Speaker 1 (02:13):
Oh physically, mentally, spiritually.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Not physically, just it was a verbal attack. So recently
for school the holidays, we were down the South coast
and we've just finished the renovation of the house and
the gardening is now complete.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Well, CONGRATU.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Yeah, no, I appreciate that. But I was out the
front of the house and I was watering the garden, okay,
watering the flowers. Edge of my seat with this story, okay.
And we're new to the neighborhood as well. There's a
lot of people who walk by walking to the beach,
and they, you know, they look in because I've just finished.
They kind of have a few words and you know,
congratulate us and also talk about the old owner. And
(02:51):
obviously I'm more than willing to have the conversation because
I want to fit in amongst the neighborhood.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
You got to be accepted.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
I want to be accepted. I'm a man of the people.
And this old man, he was meandering down the road.
I saw him at a distance and I clocked him
about five hundred meters away, arms behind his back, the
wonder as he slowly walked towards me, and look, a
lot of the people in the neighborhood, they are a
little bit older. I love that.
Speaker 1 (03:14):
But you also know when the hands behind the back,
it means something else. It means they're taking things in more.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
They are digesting like sponges.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
They are if your hands are in front, no, it's
just intense.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Hands behind the back, big old sponge. They want to
absorb it all in. And as he was walking closer
to the house, we connected our eyes locked. Okay, as
I was watering back and forth in the garden beds,
and I kind of knew to myself, this old guy.
I haven't spoken to him yet, I haven't seen him.
It's the first time. We're going to have a little
(03:45):
interaction here. We're going to have a little chat.
Speaker 1 (03:47):
And you had time to repair because he walked for
a Yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Yeah it was I was. I was there for forty
five minutes waiting for him to hobble down the road.
But then he came closer towards me and I said, good,
a mate, how are you going? And he said, I'm good,
how are you? And I was settling in for a
long chat and by this.
Speaker 1 (04:02):
Time, put your hands behind your back.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I was. I was one hand hand on the hose,
one hand behind the back, and I was I was
settling in for a good five to minute chat with
a lovely member of the neighborhood. Yeah right, it's another
one to tick on the box to say they approve
of Maddy Jay living here. Yeah, okay. And then he
said something which it cut me like a knife, like
a jagger straight through the heart.
Speaker 1 (04:26):
What he said, you had a dad board.
Speaker 2 (04:28):
No worse than that grit Worse than that? He said,
is that all the water pressure you've got? And I said,
what do you mean? And he goes, well, it just
looks a little weak, if you know what I'm saying.
And I was like, oh, he dissed you. Well, he
dissed me. And the water pressure from sprinkle mode, wasn't it.
(04:50):
There were flowers in the front garden bed and I
didn't want to damage the flowers with a strong hose
and the water pressure, so I had the hose turn
on the half on. I know the one it was
sprinkle it gentle sprinkle because I was considerate of the flowers.
I'm with you, and I explained that to him and
he sure, and he put his other hand behind his
(05:12):
back and he walked off into the.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Dishart and you're you're really hurt by him judging. So
do you think he judges you as a person now
by your water pressure?
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Yeah? I think it was judging my manhood based on
the water pressure that I was watering the garden.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
Because you didn't kill those flowers straight up.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
And I was saying, I can go harder if I
if I wanted to. Why, but I'm doing this for
the flowers.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
Do you know this reminds me talking about someone that
is offensive and doesn't mean to be. Maybe he actually
meant to be.
Speaker 3 (05:41):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (05:42):
Maybe he came in with that Doug.
Speaker 2 (05:43):
They were fighting words.
Speaker 1 (05:44):
There was a woman that had messaged me just before
my wedding recently and she said, oh, I can't remember
how she said it, but it was like, basically, you're
tweeny one. Like, because I'd been talking about if I
had a pregnancy right now it's classified as a geriatric
pregnancy because that's what my fertility doctor told me, I'm
thirty seven. Well, actually i'm thirty eight. I was thirty
seven at the time. So she goes, oh, you're like
a double whammy not only are you a geriatric pregnancy,
(06:05):
you're a geriatric bride.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
And I was like, sorry, what she's like, but you're
a beautiful like a beautiful one like so she wasn't
trying to be mean, but I was like, just because
you say beautiful at the end, it's like when someone
goes Noah offense.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
At least you got your beautiful. He didn't even mention
anything about the flowers, just the water, talk about your
six pounds. I know, stop law in the garden, sell up,
you gotta move.
Speaker 1 (06:32):
Hey, Matt, I didn't think i'd ever say this, but
I do want your advice on something. I want that
like male esque advice. So it's been a while since
you and I more you have been in the dating world.
Speaker 2 (06:45):
We've been together, Laura at myself eight yes, maybe nine.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
No, you just had your eight year anniversary.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
Thank you, Thank god you're here. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
Look, Matt and I were both on the Bachelor at
separate times. Matt had a happy ending and I got dumbed.
I got thrust into the dating world and it was
pretty ugly for a couple of years. But we've been
off the scene for a while. But this is like
I kind of am living vicariously and giving advice to
my friends all the time that are still single, because
I was deeping it for like ten years. But I
tell you what, it's a wild world out there. My
(07:14):
friend was telling me this morning that she had been
talking to this guy for two weeks. Banter was great,
Like you're writing notes over there, He's like writing down
two weeks. Yeah, banta was great. The chemistry was there.
They had phone calls like to check that it wasn't
just like a written banter. They went on a date.
He asked her, Hey, like, let's meet up for drinks.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
Do you know what I used to do back in
the day. I would after a few texts, I would
just spring on a phone call just to check to
test the waters.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
My husband sprung a phone call on me after about
four minutes of texting, sink or swim FaceTime, right FaceTime.
He wanted the video and it worked.
Speaker 2 (07:50):
Oh lucky.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
I was on point that day.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
I happened to be going out, so pretended like I wasn't. Anyway,
we're getting off the cuffee. So he says, hey, let's
go for drinks. It's been a great vibe.
Speaker 2 (07:58):
Yeah, great, first day that.
Speaker 1 (08:00):
He sets the place like his choice. They get to
the place, they get to the bar, not a not
a cheap bar, quiet like medium to high end fancy
a cocktail lounge, if you exactly cocktail lounge. They're three
to four drinks in and some cannopasse like olives, like
little bits and pieces that you're paying for. But they
haven't had a meal as such. But you know what's
cocktail he says, twenty two bucks of cocktail. Jesus Christ.
Speaker 3 (08:23):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
So anyway, great bantering happened to do for the and
there's like four to five, and then as it was
like looking like it was wrapping up, he all of
a sudden pulled out his phone and goes, oh my god,
that happens so quickly. My uber's already here. Sorry, I
didn't think it was going to be so quick, said goodbye,
and just ran out the door to get in this
(08:46):
uber lumped her with the bill. Yeah, so didn't just
get up, didn't be like, oh my god, I'm so sorry,
I've got to run. Here's the money or whatever, didn't
say anything right in her head, She's like, hang on,
is this happening?
Speaker 2 (08:58):
Do you just do that?
Speaker 1 (08:59):
And then he messaged her about ten minutes later saying,
oh my god, I'm so sorry. It slips my mind
that I didn't pay. Now I'm soorry. I am calling
bs who thinks that they can go to dinner and
drinks and then forget, Like what's the big here? And
then he's like, look, I'm so sorry, I just forgot, Like,
I hope that's okay.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
In his defense, I have gotten in a taxi before,
got into my destination and just hopped out, and I've
forgotten to pay. Because you're so used now to having
your credit card details saved. Maybe he thought it was
like Uber eats and he just forgot that he had
to go to the bar and actually pay for it.
Maybe nah, I think, hey, well, can I ask you
this question?
Speaker 1 (09:37):
I was like, would you ever if you did that
to somebody?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're not into it.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
No one's actually forgetting to pay, Like do you give
him the benefit of the doubt or do you like
you're a dog?
Speaker 2 (09:46):
Do you know what I would do? I would go
on a second date. And I think you have to
test if he's going to be two from two okay,
But I would go somewhere not as expensive, not a
cocktail lounge. I would go somewhere like a fast food chain.
What if he did it again though, Yeah, okay, if
he does it twice, absolutely, you cut ties, you walk away,
delete the number. Okay, he's also.
Speaker 1 (10:07):
Forty, you know better, Like you know what happens when
you go to drinks. You know that you have to
pay for what you consume. As consume.
Speaker 2 (10:14):
When you get old, you become forgetful, honestly exciting.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
You want, well, I just want to say you'd give it,
you'd tell her to give him a second date.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
I just think it is so hard to find someone
you really connect with when you're on the same page,
same energy, the banter, the chemistry. You want it to
be electric. When you find that, you don't want to
just discard it straight away. It's the first little road bump.
You can't just throw it in.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
All right, reverse this right, You've gone on a date.
She turns up, she smashes some food, she smashes some drinks,
and then she gets up. Literally, it's like, oh my god,
that's so weird, my ubers. He runs out and then
message you and it's like, oh, forgot to pay? Would
you give her a second date?
Speaker 2 (10:53):
Because I think you'd have the absolutely Look at Laura
didn't pay for a single thing on The Bachelor, neither
did you. I made money, But that's not the point.
Speaker 1 (11:02):
We just want three people to call up and tell
us what their little win of the week was. God
say that five times fast the big things. We don't
want to hear that you graduated, congratulations, but like that's
too big.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
But this is the wrong show for you.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
What have you had this week?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Math?
Speaker 1 (11:15):
It's like a little win.
Speaker 2 (11:16):
Well, firstly, let me just say that I love this concept.
We said the best to last. My little win actually
came this morning and I forgot to order milk. Think
I had a three liter bottle in the fridge.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Okay, sounds like a disaster.
Speaker 2 (11:28):
And I looked at it and I was trying to
gauge in my head. Is there enough to give my
children breakfast and also give myself?
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Do they have to go to school hungry?
Speaker 2 (11:38):
Well, that's it at the moment. They're really into their cereal. Okay,
I like my porridge, and I had just enough to
the very last drop, enough milk to keep the whole
family happy.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Huge, huge, huge, Well, we've got five hundred dollars to
give away from chemist warehouse.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
I could win.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
You can't.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
That's not the rule.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
But you know who could.
Speaker 2 (11:56):
Joe could win?
Speaker 4 (11:57):
Hi, Joe, Hi, how are you?
Speaker 1 (12:00):
What's your little win?
Speaker 4 (12:02):
I finished a scarf. But the thing was, I started
when I was pregnant, thinking I'd have all this time
on my hands and my daughter's just finished university.
Speaker 2 (12:12):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (12:13):
So like we literally joked and said if you finished.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
You and you don't call us, but it sort of it.
I didn't want to say anything, and I was thinking, Joe,
you sound a little bit older to have just been pregnant.
Speaker 1 (12:23):
Matt, we don't talk about that on radio.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Absolutely.
Speaker 4 (12:27):
That was quite a few years though, and I thought like,
I'd have all this time to finish this cuff, and
I all these years later, I have finished it.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
So like twenty two years, well.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
Can we can you send us a picture of this
scarf to the big cuff.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Is it's a huge deal.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
It's kind of got so many different colors because like
the wool got lost over all the moons, you know,
in the state overseas, and I finally finished it and
it looks pretty awful.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Well, Joe, congratulations, are going to move on to Sam.
Sam welcome to the show. What is your little win?
Speaker 5 (12:56):
So my brain's ride in that I need to have
some sort of sweet After dinner, realized I hadn't done
any shopping. I thought i'd have a look in the
cupboard and and behold there was a tub of the
tower hiding in the back.
Speaker 1 (13:09):
How was I to tell a hiding because mine's like
front center. Mine doesn't have time to hide.
Speaker 5 (13:13):
I know, well, I'm not sure if my girlfriend maybe
hit it from me, because she absolutely loves in the tower.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Sometimes when you reorganize the pantry, there is just a
rogue item. It goes missing, goes to the back.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
So you're saying, your little wind now is that you're single.
You discovered that your girlfriend's been hiding the trees from it?
All right, last call, Natasha, Hey, welcome to the show.
Which is a little win this week?
Speaker 3 (13:37):
I think it's a wind? So I'm ready to brag.
I finally caught a fish with my kids.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm not going to say with my bare hands.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Well, it's fit in my hand.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
This is the thing.
Speaker 3 (13:46):
I went and bought worms with the kids, and I
had to learn how to put the worm on the hook.
So I did it. I put the worm on the hook,
we threw the line out, we got a catch, we
got a little jig jig and we reeled it in
and we had flatheads the side of my hair.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Ah, they're really hard to catch. I love that we're
talking about fish on the show. Is it your first
time fishing, Natasha put?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
It's my first time with my personal pebe flathead catch.
That was probably.
Speaker 2 (14:13):
I think big eyes correct me if I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (14:15):
I'm not an expert fishman. I have dabbled, but I'm
pretty sure a fish that's on the size of your
hand has to go back in the ocean, doesn't it.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Absolutely it does. Oh you did back in the ocean? Yeah,
I thought that.
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Just one quick question attached before we go. How did
your children react? Hey, it was storage.
Speaker 3 (14:32):
My ten year old thought I was the mom of
the year and I just made us school holidays, So
I was happy. He was happy. A little flatheads happy
For another two years and we'll catch him again.
Speaker 1 (14:41):
I'm so the poor thing. I hope he doesn't come
back on your hook. But this is look we've got.
We've got a twenty two year in the making scarf,
We've got a hidden the teller, and we have a
first worm, first flathead.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Matt.
Speaker 1 (14:52):
It's your first week on the show. I'm going to
give this responsibility to you.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
This is so difficult because look, I love them all
and sad a man, I have to my own heart
for getting through the shopping. I love that. Also, Joe
finishing the scarff huge achievement. I love that, but I
cannot go past fishing the flathead. Natasha in front of
your ten year old son, Congratulations, you have the yes.
(15:22):
What are you going to spend the five Chem's warehouse?
Speaker 1 (15:25):
It's gonna be something you want of those as.
Speaker 3 (15:27):
I'm going straight for fragrance. I'm going straight forward, top
of the range.
Speaker 2 (15:30):
Like I'm a mom.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
I don't get to smell goops, so I'm straight from
me make up and then the kids love going up,
down down, my little airy fairy lily.
Speaker 2 (15:37):
What are you going to go?
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Get some fragrances? Hi, guys, you can rush into Chem's
warehouse and save save on all your favorite beauty, haircare
and skin care products. Shop instore online today.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
Matt.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
You could probably go. You could do with some like
throat goggle or something. Your voice is still I need
some lozenges.
Speaker 2 (15:55):
You do Monday I want you back on track. I'll
have a very quiet week. I'll be back fighting fit
for Monday afternoon. Don't worry about me, Brittany, I'm not worried.
Speaker 1 (16:02):
It was a pleasure to have you this week, and
I feel much moreaties for the rest of the year
now that I've seen you what.
Speaker 2 (16:09):
You have this week? Do I dare say you enjoyed
yourself this week? Brittany? You do what?
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Miss seven? Soon we could get to a night I
can't come out to your hot Laura will be upset. Hey, guys,
if you miss anything, you can listen to us on demand.
Search to pick up podcast on iHeart or wherever you
get your podcasts. Matt, thank you so much your legend. Guys,
don't go anywhere, will and what are you gonna be
driving your home? Have a brilliant weekend.
Speaker 2 (16:30):
Can I love you? Guys? What do I mean I
say that? Well, we're not there yet, but to the listeners,
love you bye, Give you a seven.
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