November 21, 2025 • 14 mins
Britt & Matt reveal the top ways to successfully flirt in the club, Matt has a vaccination related parenting hack and we celebrate your Little Wins.
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss Podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
A good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben Radio Work,
Our Windows Done, That's my world, Rison, the Dust only
good Labs all down.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't much, but yeah, I know I'll big get
and what I want.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It don't matter where we goes.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
This is the picker.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Friday feels it feels good, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Ah. Hey, I don't know, Matt, that was a big
moment so I was just really into the Friday. Sorry
about that guy, Excuse me had a moment.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Apologies, pans off Friday. Hey, I don't know if you've
been watching Love Island.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I haven't been watching it on TV, but I do
spend a little bit of time on social media and
that's all my algorithm is feeding me right now, nothing
but Love Island.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
This is so interesting. So I haven't watched it this
season yet, just busy. Not that I don't like it,
but my husband Ben lives in Italy and he is
he's addicted to it. He's somehow found like the algorithm
has fed him Australian Love Island and he's he can't
watch it on TV. He can only consume it by
like the social media clips. He every day comes and
(01:28):
gives me like a full report of what's going on,
and he's like, Babe, I fear I'm hooked. He's like,
I fear I'm hooked.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I fear it's got me Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But now I haven't seen it and I'm hooked just
via him explaining the reels.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
But I always think, like you and your partner, when
you guys talk to each other on the phone, how
long do you talk for? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We spend hours on the phone, Like what do you
guys talk about? Well, sometimes, to be fair, we don't
actually talk, so.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Sometimes you just in each other's presence.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, sometimes we cook and stuff together.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I love that. I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I stick my phone to the wall of the kitchen
and we cook and then we sporadically talk.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
And now you got Love Island to bring you guys
back together?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Really, what's going to bond?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay? Do you like the fact that he loves Love Island?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I think it's very funny that he loves it, And
I think he didn't think he loved the reality, and
now I think he's like, oh, maybe I do kind
of like it. I think a lot of men do that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I feel like Love Island was almost done and it's
just come back.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Who's the guy with the big teeth?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, like the viniers and the mustache.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, and people don't like him? Is he a bad guy?
Do you know? Ask Ben?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'll check with with Ben.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Could you please give me an update.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now, Matt, A lot of people in the next generation
apparently have lost one very crucial life skill. What's that
the art of flirting?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, apparently there's a few articles floating around, so I'm
going to say yes, I.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Think people aren't really flirting in public as much anymore.
I think I don't know the exact stats, but I
think a lot of people just are doing it online.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But this is the problem, right, we went into I
guess from covid as well. A we're an online society now,
like we all live on our phones. It's easier to
be on an online dating Apple, Instagram, it's easier. You
feel more confident to be flirting through a keyboard. Then
covid here and we weren't going out anymore. And I
think a lot of people, a lot of a younger
generation as well. They don't feel as comfortable with their
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in person social skills.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Where are all the players? What are they doing with
the players?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Are they're actually at home playing video games?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Gosh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But there are some articles and I put together the
top ways on how to flirt. I would love to
know your opinion, because you were the Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I used to be quite a good flirter back in
the day ago.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, you had to flirt with thirty women simultaneously. So
before I tell you the actual list, I would love
to know, like, what were your flirting tricks?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, back in down the Bachelor, I didn't have to
do much, ah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Because they came to me like a moster, a flavor.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I was just fielding the requests. You know. I think
it's a lot harder when you have to proactively go
out and initiate the flirting.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So you didn't. You never initiated anything on the Bachelor. No, okay,
so what about before you were the Bachelor this season,
before you were on the Bachelorette.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
My flirting I think was probably at its best when
I was about like i'd say, my early twenties. Yeah,
in Sydney, Okay, as a youngster running around what were
you doing. Look there's actually a point here, and it's
point number four on the list. It says, address the flirtation.
I wasn't a big fan of pick up lines, but
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what I would do, and if there's any men or
women unsure on how to flirt, please write this down. Okay,
straight from topma fin straight from the horse's mouth, what
I would do at a bar. All right, listen to this.
I would go up to someone ordering a drink and
I would stand next to them and I would say,
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we've got to stop doing this. And they'd say what
do you mean? I go, this is just this is
a bit much, isn't it. And they'd be a bit
confused the flirting here going on right now.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Then you would hope that they would just be into it,
because then what if they're like, yeah, you've really read
it wrong?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
When and then and then I'm like cool, I'll walk away.
Or if they have a chuckle, I go.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, i've got a bite nibble, boys, we've got a
live Yeah, okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's the only pick up line I would ever recommend using. Okay, well,
should be giving aways for free guys.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, you're absolutely sure you're married? Bay you. Number two
on this list is something that I would do. So
if I was at a bar, I think this is
the tail. So it's looking to their eyes.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't mean like you don't go up to them
and have a stair off, like who blinks first? Would
you do that?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
When you walk past on and you kind of do
that like they're like hey, and you're like smile and.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You no, you do this. I don't know if you
can see with my bowtox, but little.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Eyebrow raise, Oh my god, it's aggressive. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's because of the botox. What I used to do
is and I think if someone was doing it to me,
it's a really sure fire away for them to know
you're interested. You're across the bar. You just need to
give them a couple of extra looks, like you look
over your shoulder. You make it, obviously, it's not a gland.
You look over your shoulder, a little smirk, look away,
a couple of minutes later, look back, boom. If you've
looked two to three times.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You're okay. So I'm at the bar. I just want
you to turn around flirting. If you have one vocal
empsoda please and Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That was pretty good, wasn't it That was I felt that?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Good.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That was We need to like, we'll put this on socials.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I could have done a better one.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
If you if you're not surean how to flirt, the
line of are you flirting with me? And then the
look away smile.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, the other ones are be sassy, used touch to
your advantage. I just want to say, with the touch,
definitely consenting. But they say touch is flirting, nothing out
of the blue or intents, just a hand on their
arm laughing about something funny.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I'm not sure about number five though, it says flirt
with yourself first. It's a good way to practice. Look
in the mirror and say something flirty to yourself or
give yourself a wink.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You be sure would have done that before you went out,
and that giving yourself a pep tool.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Brittany, I've got a parent hack to share.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, Well, this one's not for me, but it's for
all the parents out there.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I think this is one that you can bank for later. Okay,
hit me and am I an evil genius? Yes? I
am am?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I just evil?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Have I made parenting just a little bit easier for myself. Yes,
I have as well.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, well, I think every parent driving right now is
on the edge of their seat.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Okay, well, if you're listening right now, take a seat
and get comfy and write this down. Unless you're driving,
write it down later. But Lola, she's recently turned four,
and I did slightly miss the four year old vaccinations.
Apparently rules are when you turn four, you get another vaccination.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Four ages ago.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Not the point, isn't she seven? Look she turned four
and fair, But that's fine. So I've got notifications saying
you have to come in get this vaccination, get a needle.
Kids hate needles, right, But it just so happened that
at the same time as Lola needed to get this vaccination.
She keeps complaining about this tummy ache. But I don't
(08:08):
think there is a tommy ache.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, you think it's just like I think she.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Just does it for attention. Yeah, I think it's because
poppies in the mix. Poppies are newborn. She's only a
few weeks old, and I think Lola's just struggling with
the fact that we have a new baby in the house.
She's no longer the baby. She's a middle child and
When it came to putting Lola to bed, she would
often complain. Right as we tried to tuck her in
and say good night, she would go, oh, I have
a tommy ache, which would mean that we would then
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lay down with her. We would give her apart give
her attention. But I thought to myself, I can use
this to my advantage. Okay, So what I've done. I
booked her in for the vaccination and I said to Lola, Hey,
you know those tummy aches that you keep getting that
we had quite a bit the last few nights. We're
(08:54):
going to go the doctors and we're going to get
this looked at by a professional. Because I care about you, okay,
and I want you to be well. I don't want
you to experience any type.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Of pain, and I want to go to bed.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Lola was kind of like, oh crap, Yeah, I'm gonna
have to fake it and double down. Yeah, she was
like the doctors, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yah,
we'll go to the doctors tomorrow. We'll go four o'clock,
just you and me get this looked at. And I
could see the panic in her eyes. She was living
a lie that she couldn't back down from she'd been discovered,
and I told the doctor. I went in there and
I was like, hey, just needed to play along with
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this little story that I've gotten.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
The doctor was like okay. So I was like, so, doctor,
she's got the tummy ache. Okay, have a look at
the tommy ache. It's pretty bad, isn't it. The doctor
was like, yeah, it's pretty bad. He's like, what is
this coming on? And I was like, what can we do?
How can we solve the tummy ache? And Lola was,
you know, she's a bit worried. She's like, what's going
on here? And the doctor goes, I've got some medicine
that will fix the tummy ache. What's the medicine?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
The vaccination?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
So then the doctor comes in and I had to
pin down Lola. I said, pined down is the wrong word.
I had to forcibly hold her.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I had to strap her down at the legs and
Laula's going the tummy ache do you know what?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
It's actually fine, it's gone. I feel like I'm fully recovered.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like I can't risk it coming back.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
And I was like, it's for your own safety, Lola.
We want the tummy ak to never come back.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Smart, because not only are you vaccinating her, you're going
to make her never lie again about any illness.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And she wants to wag school the tommie. I said,
if the tommyak comes back, we'll have to get another needle.
What's happened since no tommy A yes?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But now are you worried that if she does get
a tommy ache, she won't want to tell you.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh God, why did you have to come in with
this conversation with some common sense kind.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Of I had to take my dog Delilah to get
all her yearly vaccinations yesterday. I just gave her food
as an injector. Can't you just put like a muffin
in front of her? And she eats that?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
While Reddy, my daughter, my beautiful Lola is not a dog.
I'm not saying she is, although she can sit and
stays so very well.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It is time to give away some money. It's time
for our Chemi's Warehouse Little Wins of the week. We're
giving away a five one hundred dollars Chem's Warehouse boucher.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Think about how many Delta a good room bottles of
perfecme you goodbye?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh so many she's got eight versions of them.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Mathematician is sixty bucks.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
By No, I'm not doing that matth right now, five
hundred of them. But I am excited to give something away.
I am in the mood. Or let's go to Jasmine. Hey, Jasmine,
what is your little win of the week?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
My little win of the week is that I have
finally perfected my eyeliner. Like I've been trying and doing
this for so many years and I've finally got it symmetrical,
didn't have to clean up and nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are we're talking a wing? What are we talking here? Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
A wing, sharp wing, both sides perfectly symmetrical.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That is hard, Matt. You probably don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
No, what's the what's the key to getting it right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I've changed to a crayon recently. I've been trying with
the liquid but it's too messy. You have to clean
up every single time. To the crayon and that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You know. I'm just gonna do a public service announcement here.
Producer Grace was a makeup artist. Producer Grace, what is
your like the best type of eyeliner you would use
for a wing?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Because the liquid word? Yeah, I tend to use a liquid,
but I mean I have to give a crayon a go.
I guess if you reckon it's easier.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, kids, crayon? What are we talking here?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
And I crayon?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Okay, sorry Matt, Sorry, guys.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
All right, let's go to brook Brook. What's you a
little winn a week?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
My winn of the week was that I get to
put up a Christmas tree early in November instead of December. Normally,
my partner makes us wait until December, but this year
told her I've got tint lightis, which she thought was
very amusing. It's one of those stageous diseases. So yeah,
I get to put up the Christmas tree this week.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Okay, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
When do you guys throw your Christmas tree up?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I like to put the Christmas tree up early because
of the girls, and it just means that the threats
for Santa are more real when I can point to
the Christmas tree and go, if you don't behave you'll
get nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's how that doesn't sound like tinse lightis to me
from it?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Hey, Amy, what was your little win of the week?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I actually I speak bacause every Monday for breakfast obviously
to like prepare me for the week, and someone in
front of me paid for my order or.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Like just to pay it forward but paid backwards.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I thought that was only in the movies.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
No, it actually happened.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Wow. So you went through the drive through or were
you in like physically in the store, just through the
drive through.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Do you wish that you had a bigger order that time? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Can you can? I change it?
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Because I went to do it to the people behind
me and it was like fifty something dollars. I love them,
but fifty something dollars for my seven dollar order.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You got ripped off. Yeah, okay, so you pulled out.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You didn't actually pay it forward.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I pulled out.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, I didn't do it. I didn't pay another day.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Actually yeah not right now.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You know you need to pay it forward in like
a coffee shop where you know that they're just gonna
order like a coffee and a croissant or something.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that'd be perfect.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
This is tough. We got We've got Jasmine, she has
the eyeliner. We got brooked with a Christmas tree and
Amy with the paid forward machis. I always pick I
feel like Brittany is time.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, I know what I'm picking.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Okay, wait can I can I guess what you're gonna pick?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
The Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, the tin slides tickled me that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I love tin slides and I love someone that wants
to celebrate Christmas. And I love that you overpowered your
partner and said I put up anyway.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh that is awesome. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But can you get tinsel at chemist where?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not sure if you care?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What do you think you're gonna get? You get maybe
some Christmas presents with the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm sure my partner, my wife will be absolutely looking
for something for herself.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
That's thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was good. What a vast range of little winds
we're getting? All right, let's get out of here.
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss Podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
A good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben Radio Work,
Our Windows Done, That's my world, Rison, the Dust only
good Labs all down.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't much, but yeah, I know I'll big get
and what I want.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
It don't matter where we goes.
Speaker 4 (00:37):
This is the picker.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Friday feels it feels good, doesn't matter.
Speaker 4 (00:42):
Ah. Hey, I don't know, Matt, that was a big
moment so I was just really into the Friday. Sorry
about that guy, Excuse me had a moment.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Apologies, pans off Friday. Hey, I don't know if you've
been watching Love Island.
Speaker 4 (00:57):
I haven't been watching it on TV, but I do
spend a little bit of time on social media and
that's all my algorithm is feeding me right now, nothing
but Love Island.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
This is so interesting. So I haven't watched it this
season yet, just busy. Not that I don't like it,
but my husband Ben lives in Italy and he is
he's addicted to it. He's somehow found like the algorithm
has fed him Australian Love Island and he's he can't
watch it on TV. He can only consume it by
like the social media clips. He every day comes and
(01:28):
gives me like a full report of what's going on,
and he's like, Babe, I fear I'm hooked. He's like,
I fear I'm hooked.
Speaker 4 (01:34):
I fear it's got me Brittany.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
But now I haven't seen it and I'm hooked just
via him explaining the reels.
Speaker 4 (01:42):
But I always think, like you and your partner, when
you guys talk to each other on the phone, how
long do you talk for? Oh?
Speaker 1 (01:47):
We spend hours on the phone, Like what do you
guys talk about? Well, sometimes, to be fair, we don't
actually talk, so.
Speaker 4 (01:53):
Sometimes you just in each other's presence.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yeah, sometimes we cook and stuff together.
Speaker 4 (01:57):
I love that. I love that.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I stick my phone to the wall of the kitchen
and we cook and then we sporadically talk.
Speaker 4 (02:02):
And now you got Love Island to bring you guys
back together?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Really, what's going to bond?
Speaker 4 (02:06):
Okay? Do you like the fact that he loves Love Island?
Speaker 1 (02:09):
I think it's very funny that he loves it, And
I think he didn't think he loved the reality, and
now I think he's like, oh, maybe I do kind
of like it. I think a lot of men do that.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
I feel like Love Island was almost done and it's
just come back.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Do you reckon?
Speaker 4 (02:23):
Who's the guy with the big teeth?
Speaker 1 (02:25):
Oh, like the viniers and the mustache.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Yeah, and people don't like him? Is he a bad guy?
Do you know? Ask Ben?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
I'll check with with Ben.
Speaker 4 (02:32):
Could you please give me an update.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
Now, Matt, A lot of people in the next generation
apparently have lost one very crucial life skill. What's that
the art of flirting?
Speaker 4 (02:46):
Do you think?
Speaker 1 (02:47):
Well, apparently there's a few articles floating around, so I'm
going to say yes, I.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
Think people aren't really flirting in public as much anymore.
I think I don't know the exact stats, but I
think a lot of people just are doing it online.
Speaker 1 (02:59):
But this is the problem, right, we went into I
guess from covid as well. A we're an online society now,
like we all live on our phones. It's easier to
be on an online dating Apple, Instagram, it's easier. You
feel more confident to be flirting through a keyboard. Then
covid here and we weren't going out anymore. And I
think a lot of people, a lot of a younger
generation as well. They don't feel as comfortable with their
(03:21):
in person social skills.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Where are all the players? What are they doing with
the players?
Speaker 1 (03:26):
Are they're actually at home playing video games?
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Gosh?
Speaker 1 (03:28):
But there are some articles and I put together the
top ways on how to flirt. I would love to
know your opinion, because you were the Bachelor.
Speaker 4 (03:37):
I used to be quite a good flirter back in
the day ago.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Well, you had to flirt with thirty women simultaneously. So
before I tell you the actual list, I would love
to know, like, what were your flirting tricks?
Speaker 4 (03:48):
Well, back in down the Bachelor, I didn't have to
do much, ah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Because they came to me like a moster, a flavor.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I was just fielding the requests. You know. I think
it's a lot harder when you have to proactively go
out and initiate the flirting.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
So you didn't. You never initiated anything on the Bachelor. No, okay,
so what about before you were the Bachelor this season,
before you were on the Bachelorette.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
My flirting I think was probably at its best when
I was about like i'd say, my early twenties. Yeah,
in Sydney, Okay, as a youngster running around what were
you doing. Look there's actually a point here, and it's
point number four on the list. It says, address the flirtation.
I wasn't a big fan of pick up lines, but
(04:33):
what I would do, and if there's any men or
women unsure on how to flirt, please write this down. Okay,
straight from topma fin straight from the horse's mouth, what
I would do at a bar. All right, listen to this.
I would go up to someone ordering a drink and
I would stand next to them and I would say,
(04:53):
we've got to stop doing this. And they'd say what
do you mean? I go, this is just this is
a bit much, isn't it. And they'd be a bit
confused the flirting here going on right now.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Then you would hope that they would just be into it,
because then what if they're like, yeah, you've really read
it wrong?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
When and then and then I'm like cool, I'll walk away.
Or if they have a chuckle, I go.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
Oh, i've got a bite nibble, boys, we've got a
live Yeah, okay, that's interesting.
Speaker 4 (05:21):
That's the only pick up line I would ever recommend using. Okay, well,
should be giving aways for free guys.
Speaker 1 (05:26):
Yes, you're absolutely sure you're married? Bay you. Number two
on this list is something that I would do. So
if I was at a bar, I think this is
the tail. So it's looking to their eyes.
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Now.
Speaker 1 (05:36):
I don't mean like you don't go up to them
and have a stair off, like who blinks first? Would
you do that?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
When you walk past on and you kind of do
that like they're like hey, and you're like smile and.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
You no, you do this. I don't know if you
can see with my bowtox, but little.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Eyebrow raise, Oh my god, it's aggressive. That's a lot.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
That's because of the botox. What I used to do
is and I think if someone was doing it to me,
it's a really sure fire away for them to know
you're interested. You're across the bar. You just need to
give them a couple of extra looks, like you look
over your shoulder. You make it, obviously, it's not a gland.
You look over your shoulder, a little smirk, look away,
a couple of minutes later, look back, boom. If you've
looked two to three times.
Speaker 4 (06:10):
You're okay. So I'm at the bar. I just want
you to turn around flirting. If you have one vocal
empsoda please and Wow.
Speaker 1 (06:20):
That was pretty good, wasn't it That was I felt that?
Speaker 4 (06:23):
Yeah, that was good.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
Good.
Speaker 4 (06:25):
That was We need to like, we'll put this on socials.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I could have done a better one.
Speaker 4 (06:30):
If you if you're not surean how to flirt, the
line of are you flirting with me? And then the
look away smile.
Speaker 1 (06:39):
Well, the other ones are be sassy, used touch to
your advantage. I just want to say, with the touch,
definitely consenting. But they say touch is flirting, nothing out
of the blue or intents, just a hand on their
arm laughing about something funny.
Speaker 4 (06:51):
I'm not sure about number five though, it says flirt
with yourself first. It's a good way to practice. Look
in the mirror and say something flirty to yourself or
give yourself a wink.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
You be sure would have done that before you went out,
and that giving yourself a pep tool.
Speaker 4 (07:08):
Brittany, I've got a parent hack to share.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Okay, Well, this one's not for me, but it's for
all the parents out there.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
I think this is one that you can bank for later. Okay,
hit me and am I an evil genius? Yes? I
am am?
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I just evil?
Speaker 4 (07:21):
Have I made parenting just a little bit easier for myself. Yes,
I have as well.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
Okay, well, I think every parent driving right now is
on the edge of their seat.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Okay, well, if you're listening right now, take a seat
and get comfy and write this down. Unless you're driving,
write it down later. But Lola, she's recently turned four,
and I did slightly miss the four year old vaccinations.
Apparently rules are when you turn four, you get another vaccination.
Speaker 1 (07:45):
Four ages ago.
Speaker 4 (07:47):
Not the point, isn't she seven? Look she turned four
and fair, But that's fine. So I've got notifications saying
you have to come in get this vaccination, get a needle.
Kids hate needles, right, But it just so happened that
at the same time as Lola needed to get this vaccination.
She keeps complaining about this tummy ache. But I don't
(08:08):
think there is a tommy ache.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Okay, you think it's just like I think she.
Speaker 4 (08:11):
Just does it for attention. Yeah, I think it's because
poppies in the mix. Poppies are newborn. She's only a
few weeks old, and I think Lola's just struggling with
the fact that we have a new baby in the house.
She's no longer the baby. She's a middle child and
When it came to putting Lola to bed, she would
often complain. Right as we tried to tuck her in
and say good night, she would go, oh, I have
a tommy ache, which would mean that we would then
(08:33):
lay down with her. We would give her apart give
her attention. But I thought to myself, I can use
this to my advantage. Okay, So what I've done. I
booked her in for the vaccination and I said to Lola, Hey,
you know those tummy aches that you keep getting that
we had quite a bit the last few nights. We're
(08:54):
going to go the doctors and we're going to get
this looked at by a professional. Because I care about you, okay,
and I want you to be well. I don't want
you to experience any type.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Of pain, and I want to go to bed.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Lola was kind of like, oh crap, Yeah, I'm gonna
have to fake it and double down. Yeah, she was
like the doctors, and I was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yah,
we'll go to the doctors tomorrow. We'll go four o'clock,
just you and me get this looked at. And I
could see the panic in her eyes. She was living
a lie that she couldn't back down from she'd been discovered,
and I told the doctor. I went in there and
I was like, hey, just needed to play along with
(09:26):
this little story that I've gotten.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
The doctor was like okay. So I was like, so, doctor,
she's got the tummy ache. Okay, have a look at
the tommy ache. It's pretty bad, isn't it. The doctor
was like, yeah, it's pretty bad. He's like, what is
this coming on? And I was like, what can we do?
How can we solve the tummy ache? And Lola was,
you know, she's a bit worried. She's like, what's going
on here? And the doctor goes, I've got some medicine
that will fix the tummy ache. What's the medicine?
Speaker 1 (09:50):
The vaccination?
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Yeah, it is.
Speaker 4 (09:53):
So then the doctor comes in and I had to
pin down Lola. I said, pined down is the wrong word.
I had to forcibly hold her.
Speaker 5 (10:01):
I had to strap her down at the legs and
Laula's going the tummy ache do you know what?
Speaker 4 (10:06):
It's actually fine, it's gone. I feel like I'm fully recovered.
Speaker 1 (10:10):
Like I can't risk it coming back.
Speaker 4 (10:11):
And I was like, it's for your own safety, Lola.
We want the tummy ak to never come back.
Speaker 1 (10:15):
Smart, because not only are you vaccinating her, you're going
to make her never lie again about any illness.
Speaker 4 (10:21):
And she wants to wag school the tommie. I said,
if the tommyak comes back, we'll have to get another needle.
What's happened since no tommy A yes?
Speaker 1 (10:30):
But now are you worried that if she does get
a tommy ache, she won't want to tell you.
Speaker 4 (10:34):
Oh God, why did you have to come in with
this conversation with some common sense kind.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Of I had to take my dog Delilah to get
all her yearly vaccinations yesterday. I just gave her food
as an injector. Can't you just put like a muffin
in front of her? And she eats that?
Speaker 4 (10:48):
While Reddy, my daughter, my beautiful Lola is not a dog.
I'm not saying she is, although she can sit and
stays so very well.
Speaker 1 (10:57):
It is time to give away some money. It's time
for our Chemi's Warehouse Little Wins of the week. We're
giving away a five one hundred dollars Chem's Warehouse boucher.
Speaker 4 (11:06):
Think about how many Delta a good room bottles of
perfecme you goodbye?
Speaker 1 (11:10):
Oh so many she's got eight versions of them.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Mathematician is sixty bucks.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
By No, I'm not doing that matth right now, five
hundred of them. But I am excited to give something away.
I am in the mood. Or let's go to Jasmine. Hey, Jasmine,
what is your little win of the week?
Speaker 3 (11:27):
Hello?
Speaker 6 (11:28):
My little win of the week is that I have
finally perfected my eyeliner. Like I've been trying and doing
this for so many years and I've finally got it symmetrical,
didn't have to clean up and nothing.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
Are we're talking a wing? What are we talking here? Yes?
Speaker 6 (11:39):
A wing, sharp wing, both sides perfectly symmetrical.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
That is hard, Matt. You probably don't know.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
No, what's the what's the key to getting it right?
Speaker 1 (11:48):
Oh?
Speaker 6 (11:48):
I've changed to a crayon recently. I've been trying with
the liquid but it's too messy. You have to clean
up every single time. To the crayon and that's perfect.
Speaker 1 (11:56):
You know. I'm just gonna do a public service announcement here.
Producer Grace was a makeup artist. Producer Grace, what is
your like the best type of eyeliner you would use
for a wing?
Speaker 3 (12:05):
Like?
Speaker 1 (12:05):
Because the liquid word? Yeah, I tend to use a liquid,
but I mean I have to give a crayon a go.
I guess if you reckon it's easier.
Speaker 4 (12:12):
Yeah, kids, crayon? What are we talking here?
Speaker 1 (12:14):
And I crayon?
Speaker 4 (12:15):
Okay, sorry Matt, Sorry, guys.
Speaker 1 (12:17):
All right, let's go to brook Brook. What's you a
little winn a week?
Speaker 3 (12:21):
My winn of the week was that I get to
put up a Christmas tree early in November instead of December. Normally,
my partner makes us wait until December, but this year
told her I've got tint lightis, which she thought was
very amusing. It's one of those stageous diseases. So yeah,
I get to put up the Christmas tree this week.
Speaker 4 (12:43):
Okay, how do you feel about that?
Speaker 1 (12:45):
When do you guys throw your Christmas tree up?
Speaker 4 (12:47):
I like to put the Christmas tree up early because
of the girls, and it just means that the threats
for Santa are more real when I can point to
the Christmas tree and go, if you don't behave you'll
get nothing.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
That's how that doesn't sound like tinse lightis to me
from it?
Speaker 4 (13:02):
Hey, Amy, what was your little win of the week?
Speaker 7 (13:05):
I actually I speak bacause every Monday for breakfast obviously
to like prepare me for the week, and someone in
front of me paid for my order or.
Speaker 1 (13:15):
Like just to pay it forward but paid backwards.
Speaker 4 (13:17):
I thought that was only in the movies.
Speaker 7 (13:19):
No, it actually happened.
Speaker 1 (13:21):
Wow. So you went through the drive through or were
you in like physically in the store, just through the
drive through.
Speaker 4 (13:26):
Do you wish that you had a bigger order that time? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Can you can? I change it?
Speaker 7 (13:30):
Because I went to do it to the people behind
me and it was like fifty something dollars. I love them,
but fifty something dollars for my seven dollar order.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
Absolutely not.
Speaker 4 (13:39):
You got ripped off. Yeah, okay, so you pulled out.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
You didn't actually pay it forward.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
I pulled out.
Speaker 7 (13:44):
Yeah, I didn't do it. I didn't pay another day.
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Actually yeah not right now.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You know you need to pay it forward in like
a coffee shop where you know that they're just gonna
order like a coffee and a croissant or something.
Speaker 7 (13:55):
Yeah, something like that. Yeah, that'd be perfect.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
This is tough. We got We've got Jasmine, she has
the eyeliner. We got brooked with a Christmas tree and
Amy with the paid forward machis. I always pick I
feel like Brittany is time.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, I know what I'm picking.
Speaker 4 (14:10):
Okay, wait can I can I guess what you're gonna pick?
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
The Christmas tree.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
Yeah, the tin slides tickled me that.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I love tin slides and I love someone that wants
to celebrate Christmas. And I love that you overpowered your
partner and said I put up anyway.
Speaker 4 (14:25):
Congratulations.
Speaker 3 (14:27):
Oh that is awesome. Thank you so much.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
But can you get tinsel at chemist where?
Speaker 4 (14:32):
I'm not sure if you care?
Speaker 1 (14:34):
What do you think you're gonna get? You get maybe
some Christmas presents with the five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
I'm sure my partner, my wife will be absolutely looking
for something for herself.
Speaker 4 (14:44):
It's the gift that keeps on giving.
Speaker 3 (14:48):
That's thank you so much.
Speaker 4 (14:49):
Welcome.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
That was good. What a vast range of little winds
we're getting? All right, let's get out of here.
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