July 2, 2025 • 17 mins
Did you know the plural of platypus is 'platypodes'?
Britt & Laura unpack whether it's normal to kiss your friends, Matty J joins the show to get some details straight about the upcoming birth of his child and Laura unpacks the Poop Cruise documentary.
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A good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Burn Radio
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This is the pick up.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello everybody, Welcome to the end of your hump day.
It's a pickup with Brett Haply and Laura Burn. Laura,
I brought this specifically.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
For you because I know you love facts, animal.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Facts as much as I love animals. Is it about
birds though, That's.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What I wrote, But I thought I was across a
lot of animal facts and I heard this today and
I would love probably should have done my own due diligence,
but I'm pretty sure it's true.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Produce a grace on the case. Just check this as
I say it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I heard this fact about a platypus today that blew
my mind. Platy pie Platapusses platus. Is it a platypus
APUs platypie. Yeah, so platypie is right. Okay, that wasn't
the fact plotu pie sweat milk.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Wow, yeah, out of their whole body.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It comes out of like folding their skin and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Is that not interesting? Only the girl ones or the
boy ones as well? No, the girl ones, like, sorry,
it's platypodes. That's ridiculous, is.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The fact that it's called platypodes. Yes, platypode. They use
milk from the surface of their skin. Yeah, it's weird,
imagine because they don't have nipples.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, they don't have memory glands. Sorry, guys, what is
going on?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Will you?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I do it even I'm weird out by this segment.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Imagine you don't have nipples, so your milk from you.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Has to come out of your skin. They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
They're also the only egg laying mammal, So don't come.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
To the pickup too. That's all right, all right, I
take it back anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look, we've got big things to talk about on the
show Would You Kiss Your Friends? Jonathan Jonathan Bailey and
Scarlett Johansson have been causing quite a stir at the
Jurassic Park premiere nights, where they've been making out with
each other. But they're besties and because he's gay.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's okay. Apparently we're gonna unpack it next it's I
think she just unpacked it. Wow, so we're going to
be talking about kissing your mates. Now bear with me.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The new Jurassic Park Rebirth film has just come out,
so Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson are the lead actors
and actresses, and they are doing the rounds.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
At the moment for the premiere. You went last night,
didn't you, Britt? Yeah, I did go last night. How
was it were they there?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well? I don't want to give any spoilers because the
film's not out yet, but it was really scary. My
anxiety was high, but I get really scared in films,
and so like the anticipation of a dinosaur always going
to jump out.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yay, it didn't. Jimmy wonders how many Jurassic Parks are there?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Are three? Four? Don't quote me on that. They really
give a lot of time. I'm in between over fifteen years, like, no,
seven years. Maybe there's eight Jurassic Park from me. Eight,
it's a real fair thanks. I've not seen away.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, I've seen about three of them, but I did
want to see this one because I have a crush
on Jonathan Bailey.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He's my hall pass, gay or not, he's my hall pass.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But also I just thought it would be really good
with the CGI technology that they have right now.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I just thought it was going to be a really
good film. Anyway, that's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
At all of their premieres, Scarlet and Jonathan have been
kissing on the lips, like smacking it on on the
red car But and the way they greet each other,
isn't it. Well, they sort of like go into an embrace,
right they hold she holds his face and he wraps
his arms around her and they smooch. Now not a
makeout with tongue, but like it's just a.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Big smooch on the lips. And it's for some reason
causing a bit of controversy.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Some people are saying it's inappropriate because she's married, and
should you be able to make out with your friends?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
This is what Jonathan has.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
To say, Well, another red carpet, another kiss from Scarlet.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You might just see the luckiest guy on the spread
carpets tonight.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, of course, yes, absolutely, if I mean I believe
in being able to show the love in all different ways.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And if you can't kiss your friends, life's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Too short, not too life is too short not to
kiss your friends. The question is, though, is like where's
the limit? Like should we be kissing on the lips?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, be tongue, I reckon tongue is the limit because.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
They're only doing it because he's gay, and I would
dare say, and she's heterosexual, so there's like no threat there.
Imagine if we came to work every day Britain and
we just kissed on the lips, I say, hell, I
would rather not imagine that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I definitely don't want you to imagine.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Or you come to work and you kiss your heterosexual
I don't know. I'm trying to one of the boys
who works in audio, because you guys are friends.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's weird. It's all weird. Why are we kissing our
friends on the lips? Look, I get it's it's strange.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think in a way, there's nothing wrong with that,
que wholesome whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Your besties.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One of you's gay, so like it's trying to say
that he wouldn't have any interest. I understand that angle,
but I don't understand the necessity. Like you could also
greet them and just say hello on the cheek, and
I just think I'd have to ask my husband Ben,
but I don't think he would be thrilled if I
was like making out with my friends just because they're gay, Like,
I don't think it would matter to him.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
He would be like, well, I don't see why you've
got to make out with him gay. My question is,
I don't assume that would be his response.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, and I look, I mean whatever. They're obviously doing
it because it's getting great publicity, and it's good for
the publicity at all. Let's be real, that's the only
reason why they're doing it. But does Scarlett kiss any
of her girlfriends on the lips? I'd love to know,
because if there's footage of her rocking up to every
other premiere that she's done kissing her girlfriend's on the lips.
And it's not because I think there's anything going on,
I absolutely don't. I just think it's very pr able,
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that's all. They're both hot as they have an acute
smooch and it's making people feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I didn't sign any nondisclosures. The film comes out in
a week, but I'm about to say one time in little.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Spoiler it's not a spoiler. It turn it off if
you don't to hear it. I'm not going to give
too much away. So some people get eaten by dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I do wonder if they're leaning into their storyline, because
there's definitely something going on between them and the story.
So I'm just wondering if it's like a play on
that for publicity purpose.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Well, we see this all the time, right.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This is kind of like Sydney. Yeah, the celebrity one
oh one is like if there's on screen chemistry, pretending
or playing out or leaning into that, off screen chemistry
really helps people get invested in the characters and the storyline.
So it was Sydney Sweeney and Glen Power in Anyone
but You, and they really leant into them having like
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potentially an off screen romance, which at the time was
a bit spicy because she was engaged and he.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Had a girlfriend. I reckon, they weren't even leaning in
and I reckon they did. I reckon they did, yeah,
and then they had to And then.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Anyway, I wonder if these two were going to come
out and he's like, actually, I really do find Scarlet
quite attractive.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And now we're together. There you go, wouldn't that be
a real curve for she's happily married. That's true, Britt.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I feel like we are heading straight first into the trimester.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Like I'm feeling very pregnant.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
At the moment, yeah, which I I to be honest,
keep forgetting you're pregnant, which.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is kind of flattering, thank you. Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Because we see each other every single day at work,
and you're seated and there's a desk and your legs
are up, and so sometimes I just don't see you belly.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I just forget to be fair, though I complain a lot,
Like every time I get kicked, I complain every time
I have intergestion.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I can plain.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But you also talk about its size a lot. So
every day you tell me what size it is. Some
days it's a letter, some days it's a letters with
extra leaves. Some days there's a letters with the end on.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And so I'm following by fruits.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay, all right, Well, look at least you're following along,
because there's someone who hasn't been following along at all
in my life, and that is my husband. So recently,
Matt and I were standing in the kitchen and we're
having a discussion. I mean, it's a big adding any
amount of children to your lives, but having number three
just feels deeply chaotic, and so I kind of feel
it a little bit like we're bracing for the storm.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
At the moment. Yeah, everything's great because our girls are
that to everything.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Everything's going to be no, but our girls are six
and four, and I do really feel like we finally
after four years of having our little one. I feel
like we've got a handle on our house again. Yes,
and we're going back into the chaos and the nappies
and the no sleeps and all that sort of stuff.
So we're standing in the kitchen, we're having a chat
and Matt looks at me and he goes, wow, I
(08:24):
just can't believe that in eighteen weeks we're going to
have another baby. I kind of stopped and I thought
he was joking. I was like, eighteen weeks and he
was like, yeah, so soon, And I was like, buddy,
you know it's thirteen weeks. That that's how soon this
baby's coming. And the poor thing, like, I know that.
For me, I'm very aware of it because I'm still
checking the apps and I know what's happening to me
(08:45):
and I can feel all the kicks. But I think
with baby number three, there's something about the pregnancy that
when you are the partner, you just get to check
out a little bit, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I think when it's.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Four to five weeks difference, like you've got to sort
of schedule a birth into your life. It's totally cop
for days, it's another month, like you're in a different
part of the year.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I think it's a different season, it's a totally different month.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I would dare bet that maybe Matt has still no
real grasp as to when the baby is coming, and
I reckon, we could give him a chest and see
how it's going.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, well lucky, because I've just had Grace call him hallo,
my darly.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Can I just say one thing really, because I was
I was just listening. How come there's a different set
of rules for brit When she says, I forget your pregnant,
You're like, oh my god, that's so flattery. Thank you.
When I say, oh my gosh, you are pregnant, you
don't get angry at me because how does that work?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Because you put it there?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, you're not responsibility, you're responsible for this, don't drag
me into this match.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It was more so the other day when I asked
you if you could get the suitcase several times and
you're like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And then I
ended up lugging at myself and you were like, why
are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And I was like, God, damn it, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And I think I sometimes use the pregnancy as an
excuse because I could actually move that suitcase.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It was very light.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
No, I just didn't want to do it on my
own well or even that one sentence you've gone for
blaming to taking the blame.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
To no coule, Okay, because the truth is and I
will I will admit this to you, Matt. I do
weaponize my pregnancy on a ca as. I'm actually fine.
I have felt the best this pregnancy out of all
of my pregnancies. It's really not touched the sides, and
so every so often I'm like I can't do anything,
and then it's like, babe, can you get me water?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But it's just because I can't be allot together.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So, Matt, does it not scare you to think that, like,
there's another human coming into the world and you've got
it wrong by like six weeks.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
No, I think let's just look at this logically. Okay, guys,
let's just sit down, let's all relax, and let's just
take a big breath and remember that it's not important
to know how many weeks along you are. The Only
thing that's important right now is that I know when
the Jew date is. Okay, I have that locked in.
Whether it's twenty weeks, whether it's thirty weeks, whether it's
twenty four weeks. It's non critical. I don't need to
(10:50):
know that information for what reason.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, off the top of your head, without looking at
the calendar, what's a JEW date?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I don't know, he said.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It was so much confidence, it's not far off.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I did send it in a group chat to both
Matt and Matt's mum who lives with us, the other day,
and I was like, can everyone please put this into
their calendars.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
This is the date that I'm going to be induced.
And yeah, Matt was like, I'll do that later.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Can we disagree? Can we all disagree right now on
this telephone call that it's not important to really know
how many weeks along you are. As long as you
know roughly the JU date, that's the most important part.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I know the due date and you don't even know it.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I know the jude that. Come on, guys, come on,
stop attacking my character like this online.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Matt's trying to lose as much time as possible so
you can look it up.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
My thing is, though, is it's it's very convenient that
you don't need to know. And the reason for that
is is because I am acutely aware that I'm a pregnant.
At nighttime, I'm getting kicked. You know, I've got the
pregnancy insomnia, I've got all those things. So I am
certainly counting down. And just so you are aware, we
only have twelve weeks left.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god, you watch the pantic set in wait just.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Quickly before I go. Do you want to just apologize
for the fact that you are weaponizing pregnant?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, that's the best part of pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Apparently, I'm tired and I'm pregnant. I don't have time
for this anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I love you, goodbye, Dot.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I can't tell anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's not even real. I'm not I just want some
maternal pregnant.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Are you actually pregnant? Be honest, we'll find out.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
A couple of months now, Britt, there is something I
have to talk to you about.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I watched possibly my favorite documentary that I've seen.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
In a long time last night on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Does concern me that this is your favorite documentary?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Shocking?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yes, surprising? Yes, Stinky could not turn it off. It
is called The Poop Cruise and now it's on Netflix.
It's being made by I think the overarching series is
called train Wreck.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
This is absolutely not sponsored.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I just cannot get over what happened in that documentary.
So if anyone who hasn't hasn't seen it yet, The
Poop Cruise is all about a carnival cruise called the Triumph.
Now it's quite a few I mean, how many years
ago was it, Producer Grace, It.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Was twenty thirteen. It happened, so twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This a cruise ship goes out into the middle of
the ocean. There's a fire on board, right, and so
all of the passengers start hearing this code alpha repeated
over and over and over. And the reason why this
is important is because none of the passengers know what
code alpha means, of course, and so apparently cruise ships
have all these different codes for different situations, so that
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crew know what's happening, but the passengers aren't alarmed.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, of course, like there's something to look at, but
we don't want you to get scared. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So now we all know that code alpha actually means
that there's a fire on board, and that fire ripped
through the engine rooms. They managed to put it out,
but in doing so, it took out all the electricity.
Now there was no lights, there was no refrigeration, There
was nothing on this on this boat.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
How have I had to see the day? It's like
literally the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
But the thing that was the most problematic is that
all of the toilets also work off the electricity from
the boat, so there was no flushing toilets.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Oh no, which member they had to come up with
a solution? Have a listen to this.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
It was a meaning crisis mood.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The toilets weren't working.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Well, we can do a number one in.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The shower and then I'm telling you you got bad bash.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I would never expect having a poop and a red bag.
Oh no, oh no, no, Suddenly everyone's out for themselves.
You could hear the panic. We were starting to smell urine.
Oh oh my god. It was terrifying guys.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Imagine being on a cruise ship, which I love cruising.
Imagine getting stuck in the middle of the ocean in
the dark and being given a red bag to do
a pooh in.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So that's okay if it's like, hey, if you guys
got to poof for the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
But how long are they stuck out there for?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So it ended up being about three and a half
or four days that they were actually stuck out there
until what happened is these tugboats came and they collected them,
and the tugboats pulled them into the nearest port.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The problem is is that when the tugboats.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Started pulling the ship, the ship lent sideways and all
of the contents of the toilets and everything else that
have been building up just sloshed over the walls and
onto the roof, and it was raining down the walls,
I feel, and it was all over the floor. So
they were just waiting. I don't know why I got
to the why. It was a fascinating documentary, but also
(15:22):
I really liked this idea, and I know that some
of the codes a secret. Don't go and look them
all up. We did it for you, and I just
want to share a few funny ones. Also, cruisers have
these different codes. Some of them are very serious and
some of them are really funny. There's also a bit
of a secret hidden language on cruise ships. So have
you guys heard of like the pineapple thing? So the
pineapple thing is if you're a patron on a cruise
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ship and you're either wearing a pineapple paraphernalia or you
stick a sticker of a pineapple on your door, it
means that you're a swinger. And so apparently like a
lot of people go on these cruise ships so that
they can spot partners and.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I know the pineapple. I have heard of the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I know friends that have used the pineapple in fact,
really yeah, how to go down for them?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Well, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Do You just knock on the door because they've got
a pineapple out the front and you just know that
it's kind of like free entry.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, it's not free entry.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You just.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Come in and out when you come and pee in
my shower.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I also want to know if this is like specific
cruise ships that this happens on, or is it just
like you can go on the Disney cruise and like
mom and Dad might have a pineapple on the door.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well, I think it overflows into like the supermarkets.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Men we used to talk about the supermarket dating where
they have like bananas or pine different codes in your
shopping trolley that signal to other people if you're like
available or.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Looking for stuff or well, if you're ever on a
cruise and you hear code winnie, he's one to look
out for. Code winnie means that a passenger has just
done a poo in the pool, but they don't want
anyone to know.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
About it because they can't pump a pool on a
cruise ship. Where does the water go?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think you're doing a disservice to the cruise ships
here by out in their secrets.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, hopefully you're on a cruise that doesn't have any
of these problems.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That would be a real worry.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well if people with pooing pools all the time, these
pools are full of kids, like there are turds floating
in pools.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay. Another one was code road cone, and that means.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That there's a passenger using water because who was moving
extremely slowly?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Why would you ever need to give a call out?
Why do you need to announce that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, another one code oscar Man overboard. You probably should
know that one.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
That's really serious.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Guys cruise ships and they're a will to their own
and no one ever wants to get stuck on the
poop cruise. But if you do want something to watch,
this evening fantastic doc.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh okay, well, I don't know if I'm going to
add it to my list tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I am. I do genuinely love cruising. It has not
changed anything for me. I would love to go back
and do another. I think we went on a p
and O cruise last year, loved it.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
If you got stuck on a poop cruise you would
feel differently.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But thank you Laura for bringing that high recommendation.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Hey, we're gonna get out of here.
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This is the pick up.
Speaker 1 (00:39):
Hello everybody, Welcome to the end of your hump day.
It's a pickup with Brett Haply and Laura Burn. Laura,
I brought this specifically.
Speaker 2 (00:46):
For you because I know you love facts, animal.
Speaker 3 (00:48):
Facts as much as I love animals. Is it about
birds though, That's.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
What I wrote, But I thought I was across a
lot of animal facts and I heard this today and
I would love probably should have done my own due diligence,
but I'm pretty sure it's true.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Produce a grace on the case. Just check this as
I say it.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
I heard this fact about a platypus today that blew
my mind. Platy pie Platapusses platus. Is it a platypus
APUs platypie. Yeah, so platypie is right. Okay, that wasn't
the fact plotu pie sweat milk.
Speaker 3 (01:19):
Wow, yeah, out of their whole body.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
It comes out of like folding their skin and stuff.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Is that not interesting? Only the girl ones or the
boy ones as well? No, the girl ones, like, sorry,
it's platypodes. That's ridiculous, is.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
The fact that it's called platypodes. Yes, platypode. They use
milk from the surface of their skin. Yeah, it's weird,
imagine because they don't have nipples.
Speaker 3 (01:43):
Yeah, they don't have memory glands. Sorry, guys, what is
going on?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Will you?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
I do?
Speaker 1 (01:49):
I do it even I'm weird out by this segment.
Speaker 3 (01:52):
But that's amazing.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Imagine you don't have nipples, so your milk from you.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
Has to come out of your skin. They're amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
They're also the only egg laying mammal, So don't come.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
To the pickup too. That's all right, all right, I
take it back anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Look, we've got big things to talk about on the
show Would You Kiss Your Friends? Jonathan Jonathan Bailey and
Scarlett Johansson have been causing quite a stir at the
Jurassic Park premiere nights, where they've been making out with
each other. But they're besties and because he's gay.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
It's okay. Apparently we're gonna unpack it next it's I
think she just unpacked it. Wow, so we're going to
be talking about kissing your mates. Now bear with me.
Speaker 2 (02:34):
The new Jurassic Park Rebirth film has just come out,
so Jonathan Bailey and Scarlett Johansson are the lead actors
and actresses, and they are doing the rounds.
Speaker 3 (02:43):
At the moment for the premiere. You went last night,
didn't you, Britt? Yeah, I did go last night. How
was it were they there?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Well? I don't want to give any spoilers because the
film's not out yet, but it was really scary. My
anxiety was high, but I get really scared in films,
and so like the anticipation of a dinosaur always going
to jump out.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
Yay, it didn't. Jimmy wonders how many Jurassic Parks are there?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Now?
Speaker 3 (03:04):
Are three? Four? Don't quote me on that. They really
give a lot of time. I'm in between over fifteen years, like, no,
seven years. Maybe there's eight Jurassic Park from me. Eight,
it's a real fair thanks. I've not seen away.
Speaker 2 (03:18):
No, I've seen about three of them, but I did
want to see this one because I have a crush
on Jonathan Bailey.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
He's my hall pass, gay or not, he's my hall pass.
Speaker 2 (03:27):
But also I just thought it would be really good
with the CGI technology that they have right now.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
I just thought it was going to be a really
good film. Anyway, that's not what we're talking about.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
At all of their premieres, Scarlet and Jonathan have been
kissing on the lips, like smacking it on on the
red car But and the way they greet each other,
isn't it. Well, they sort of like go into an embrace,
right they hold she holds his face and he wraps
his arms around her and they smooch. Now not a
makeout with tongue, but like it's just a.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Big smooch on the lips. And it's for some reason
causing a bit of controversy.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Some people are saying it's inappropriate because she's married, and
should you be able to make out with your friends?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
This is what Jonathan has.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
To say, Well, another red carpet, another kiss from Scarlet.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
You might just see the luckiest guy on the spread
carpets tonight.
Speaker 4 (04:10):
Well, of course, yes, absolutely, if I mean I believe
in being able to show the love in all different ways.
Speaker 3 (04:16):
And if you can't kiss your friends, life's.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
Too short, not too life is too short not to
kiss your friends. The question is, though, is like where's
the limit? Like should we be kissing on the lips?
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Well, be tongue, I reckon tongue is the limit because.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
They're only doing it because he's gay, and I would
dare say, and she's heterosexual, so there's like no threat there.
Imagine if we came to work every day Britain and
we just kissed on the lips, I say, hell, I
would rather not imagine that.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I definitely don't want you to imagine.
Speaker 1 (04:42):
Or you come to work and you kiss your heterosexual
I don't know. I'm trying to one of the boys
who works in audio, because you guys are friends.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
It's weird. It's all weird. Why are we kissing our
friends on the lips? Look, I get it's it's strange.
Speaker 2 (04:56):
I think in a way, there's nothing wrong with that,
que wholesome whatever.
Speaker 3 (04:59):
Your besties.
Speaker 2 (05:00):
One of you's gay, so like it's trying to say
that he wouldn't have any interest. I understand that angle,
but I don't understand the necessity. Like you could also
greet them and just say hello on the cheek, and
I just think I'd have to ask my husband Ben,
but I don't think he would be thrilled if I
was like making out with my friends just because they're gay, Like,
I don't think it would matter to him.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
He would be like, well, I don't see why you've
got to make out with him gay. My question is,
I don't assume that would be his response.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Yeah, and I look, I mean whatever. They're obviously doing
it because it's getting great publicity, and it's good for
the publicity at all. Let's be real, that's the only
reason why they're doing it. But does Scarlett kiss any
of her girlfriends on the lips? I'd love to know,
because if there's footage of her rocking up to every
other premiere that she's done kissing her girlfriend's on the lips.
And it's not because I think there's anything going on,
I absolutely don't. I just think it's very pr able,
(05:47):
that's all. They're both hot as they have an acute
smooch and it's making people feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
I didn't sign any nondisclosures. The film comes out in
a week, but I'm about to say one time in little.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
Spoiler it's not a spoiler. It turn it off if
you don't to hear it. I'm not going to give
too much away. So some people get eaten by dinosaurs.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
I do wonder if they're leaning into their storyline, because
there's definitely something going on between them and the story.
So I'm just wondering if it's like a play on
that for publicity purpose.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
Well, we see this all the time, right.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
This is kind of like Sydney. Yeah, the celebrity one
oh one is like if there's on screen chemistry, pretending
or playing out or leaning into that, off screen chemistry
really helps people get invested in the characters and the storyline.
So it was Sydney Sweeney and Glen Power in Anyone
but You, and they really leant into them having like
(06:38):
potentially an off screen romance, which at the time was
a bit spicy because she was engaged and he.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Had a girlfriend. I reckon, they weren't even leaning in
and I reckon they did. I reckon they did, yeah,
and then they had to And then.
Speaker 1 (06:50):
Anyway, I wonder if these two were going to come
out and he's like, actually, I really do find Scarlet
quite attractive.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
And now we're together. There you go, wouldn't that be
a real curve for she's happily married. That's true, Britt.
Speaker 1 (07:02):
I feel like we are heading straight first into the trimester.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Like I'm feeling very pregnant.
Speaker 2 (07:07):
At the moment, yeah, which I I to be honest,
keep forgetting you're pregnant, which.
Speaker 3 (07:11):
Is kind of flattering, thank you. Do you know why?
Speaker 2 (07:13):
Because we see each other every single day at work,
and you're seated and there's a desk and your legs
are up, and so sometimes I just don't see you belly.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
I just forget to be fair, though I complain a lot,
Like every time I get kicked, I complain every time
I have intergestion.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
I can plain.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
But you also talk about its size a lot. So
every day you tell me what size it is. Some
days it's a letter, some days it's a letters with
extra leaves. Some days there's a letters with the end on.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
And so I'm following by fruits.
Speaker 1 (07:39):
Okay, all right, Well, look at least you're following along,
because there's someone who hasn't been following along at all
in my life, and that is my husband. So recently,
Matt and I were standing in the kitchen and we're
having a discussion. I mean, it's a big adding any
amount of children to your lives, but having number three
just feels deeply chaotic, and so I kind of feel
it a little bit like we're bracing for the storm.
Speaker 3 (07:58):
At the moment. Yeah, everything's great because our girls are
that to everything.
Speaker 1 (08:02):
Everything's going to be no, but our girls are six
and four, and I do really feel like we finally
after four years of having our little one. I feel
like we've got a handle on our house again. Yes,
and we're going back into the chaos and the nappies
and the no sleeps and all that sort of stuff.
So we're standing in the kitchen, we're having a chat
and Matt looks at me and he goes, wow, I
(08:24):
just can't believe that in eighteen weeks we're going to
have another baby. I kind of stopped and I thought
he was joking. I was like, eighteen weeks and he
was like, yeah, so soon, And I was like, buddy,
you know it's thirteen weeks. That that's how soon this
baby's coming. And the poor thing, like, I know that.
For me, I'm very aware of it because I'm still
checking the apps and I know what's happening to me
(08:45):
and I can feel all the kicks. But I think
with baby number three, there's something about the pregnancy that
when you are the partner, you just get to check
out a little bit, you know.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
I think when it's.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Four to five weeks difference, like you've got to sort
of schedule a birth into your life. It's totally cop
for days, it's another month, like you're in a different
part of the year.
Speaker 3 (09:02):
I think it's a different season, it's a totally different month.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
I would dare bet that maybe Matt has still no
real grasp as to when the baby is coming, and
I reckon, we could give him a chest and see
how it's going.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
Yeah, well lucky, because I've just had Grace call him hallo,
my darly.
Speaker 4 (09:19):
Can I just say one thing really, because I was
I was just listening. How come there's a different set
of rules for brit When she says, I forget your pregnant,
You're like, oh my god, that's so flattery. Thank you.
When I say, oh my gosh, you are pregnant, you
don't get angry at me because how does that work?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Because you put it there?
Speaker 2 (09:37):
Yeah, you're not responsibility, you're responsible for this, don't drag
me into this match.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It was more so the other day when I asked
you if you could get the suitcase several times and
you're like yea, yeah, yeah, yeah yeah, And then I
ended up lugging at myself and you were like, why
are you doing that?
Speaker 3 (09:49):
And I was like, God, damn it, I'm pregnant.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
And I think I sometimes use the pregnancy as an
excuse because I could actually move that suitcase.
Speaker 3 (09:56):
It was very light.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
No, I just didn't want to do it on my
own well or even that one sentence you've gone for
blaming to taking the blame.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
To no coule, Okay, because the truth is and I
will I will admit this to you, Matt. I do
weaponize my pregnancy on a ca as. I'm actually fine.
I have felt the best this pregnancy out of all
of my pregnancies. It's really not touched the sides, and
so every so often I'm like I can't do anything,
and then it's like, babe, can you get me water?
Speaker 3 (10:20):
But it's just because I can't be allot together.
Speaker 2 (10:21):
So, Matt, does it not scare you to think that, like,
there's another human coming into the world and you've got
it wrong by like six weeks.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
No, I think let's just look at this logically. Okay, guys,
let's just sit down, let's all relax, and let's just
take a big breath and remember that it's not important
to know how many weeks along you are. The Only
thing that's important right now is that I know when
the Jew date is. Okay, I have that locked in.
Whether it's twenty weeks, whether it's thirty weeks, whether it's
twenty four weeks. It's non critical. I don't need to
(10:50):
know that information for what reason.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
Okay, off the top of your head, without looking at
the calendar, what's a JEW date?
Speaker 4 (10:55):
I don't know, he said.
Speaker 3 (10:58):
It was so much confidence, it's not far off.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I did send it in a group chat to both
Matt and Matt's mum who lives with us, the other day,
and I was like, can everyone please put this into
their calendars.
Speaker 3 (11:10):
This is the date that I'm going to be induced.
And yeah, Matt was like, I'll do that later.
Speaker 4 (11:14):
Can we disagree? Can we all disagree right now on
this telephone call that it's not important to really know
how many weeks along you are. As long as you
know roughly the JU date, that's the most important part.
Speaker 3 (11:28):
I know the due date and you don't even know it.
Speaker 4 (11:30):
I know the jude that. Come on, guys, come on,
stop attacking my character like this online.
Speaker 1 (11:34):
Matt's trying to lose as much time as possible so
you can look it up.
Speaker 4 (11:38):
No.
Speaker 1 (11:39):
My thing is, though, is it's it's very convenient that
you don't need to know. And the reason for that
is is because I am acutely aware that I'm a pregnant.
At nighttime, I'm getting kicked. You know, I've got the
pregnancy insomnia, I've got all those things. So I am
certainly counting down. And just so you are aware, we
only have twelve weeks left.
Speaker 3 (11:58):
Oh my god, you watch the pantic set in wait just.
Speaker 4 (12:03):
Quickly before I go. Do you want to just apologize
for the fact that you are weaponizing pregnant?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
Yeah, that's the best part of pregnancy.
Speaker 1 (12:09):
Apparently, I'm tired and I'm pregnant. I don't have time
for this anyway.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
I love you, goodbye, Dot.
Speaker 4 (12:15):
I can't tell anymore.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
It's not even real. I'm not I just want some
maternal pregnant.
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Are you actually pregnant? Be honest, we'll find out.
Speaker 3 (12:23):
A couple of months now, Britt, there is something I
have to talk to you about.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
I watched possibly my favorite documentary that I've seen.
Speaker 3 (12:33):
In a long time last night on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Does concern me that this is your favorite documentary?
Speaker 3 (12:38):
Shocking?
Speaker 1 (12:39):
Yes, surprising? Yes, Stinky could not turn it off. It
is called The Poop Cruise and now it's on Netflix.
It's being made by I think the overarching series is
called train Wreck.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
This is absolutely not sponsored.
Speaker 1 (12:52):
I just cannot get over what happened in that documentary.
So if anyone who hasn't hasn't seen it yet, The
Poop Cruise is all about a carnival cruise called the Triumph.
Now it's quite a few I mean, how many years
ago was it, Producer Grace, It.
Speaker 3 (13:05):
Was twenty thirteen. It happened, so twenty thirteen.
Speaker 1 (13:08):
This a cruise ship goes out into the middle of
the ocean. There's a fire on board, right, and so
all of the passengers start hearing this code alpha repeated
over and over and over. And the reason why this
is important is because none of the passengers know what
code alpha means, of course, and so apparently cruise ships
have all these different codes for different situations, so that
(13:29):
crew know what's happening, but the passengers aren't alarmed.
Speaker 2 (13:32):
Yeah, of course, like there's something to look at, but
we don't want you to get scared. Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
So now we all know that code alpha actually means
that there's a fire on board, and that fire ripped
through the engine rooms. They managed to put it out,
but in doing so, it took out all the electricity.
Now there was no lights, there was no refrigeration, There
was nothing on this on this boat.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
How have I had to see the day? It's like
literally the middle of the ocean.
Speaker 1 (13:53):
But the thing that was the most problematic is that
all of the toilets also work off the electricity from
the boat, so there was no flushing toilets.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
Oh no, which member they had to come up with
a solution? Have a listen to this.
Speaker 4 (14:07):
It was a meaning crisis mood.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
The toilets weren't working.
Speaker 4 (14:11):
Well, we can do a number one in.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
The shower and then I'm telling you you got bad bash.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I would never expect having a poop and a red bag.
Oh no, oh no, no, Suddenly everyone's out for themselves.
You could hear the panic. We were starting to smell urine.
Oh oh my god. It was terrifying guys.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Imagine being on a cruise ship, which I love cruising.
Imagine getting stuck in the middle of the ocean in
the dark and being given a red bag to do
a pooh in.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
So that's okay if it's like, hey, if you guys
got to poof for the rest of the day.
Speaker 3 (14:47):
But how long are they stuck out there for?
Speaker 1 (14:49):
So it ended up being about three and a half
or four days that they were actually stuck out there
until what happened is these tugboats came and they collected them,
and the tugboats pulled them into the nearest port.
Speaker 3 (14:59):
The problem is is that when the tugboats.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Started pulling the ship, the ship lent sideways and all
of the contents of the toilets and everything else that
have been building up just sloshed over the walls and
onto the roof, and it was raining down the walls,
I feel, and it was all over the floor. So
they were just waiting. I don't know why I got
to the why. It was a fascinating documentary, but also
(15:22):
I really liked this idea, and I know that some
of the codes a secret. Don't go and look them
all up. We did it for you, and I just
want to share a few funny ones. Also, cruisers have
these different codes. Some of them are very serious and
some of them are really funny. There's also a bit
of a secret hidden language on cruise ships. So have
you guys heard of like the pineapple thing? So the
pineapple thing is if you're a patron on a cruise
(15:44):
ship and you're either wearing a pineapple paraphernalia or you
stick a sticker of a pineapple on your door, it
means that you're a swinger. And so apparently like a
lot of people go on these cruise ships so that
they can spot partners and.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I know the pineapple. I have heard of the pineapple.
Speaker 2 (15:59):
I know friends that have used the pineapple in fact,
really yeah, how to go down for them?
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Well, what do you do?
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Do You just knock on the door because they've got
a pineapple out the front and you just know that
it's kind of like free entry.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
No, it's not free entry.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
You just.
Speaker 3 (16:13):
Come in and out when you come and pee in
my shower.
Speaker 1 (16:15):
I also want to know if this is like specific
cruise ships that this happens on, or is it just
like you can go on the Disney cruise and like
mom and Dad might have a pineapple on the door.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
Well, I think it overflows into like the supermarkets.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Men we used to talk about the supermarket dating where
they have like bananas or pine different codes in your
shopping trolley that signal to other people if you're like
available or.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
Looking for stuff or well, if you're ever on a
cruise and you hear code winnie, he's one to look
out for. Code winnie means that a passenger has just
done a poo in the pool, but they don't want
anyone to know.
Speaker 3 (16:46):
About it because they can't pump a pool on a
cruise ship. Where does the water go?
Speaker 2 (16:49):
I think you're doing a disservice to the cruise ships
here by out in their secrets.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
Well, hopefully you're on a cruise that doesn't have any
of these problems.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
That would be a real worry.
Speaker 2 (16:57):
Well if people with pooing pools all the time, these
pools are full of kids, like there are turds floating
in pools.
Speaker 3 (17:03):
Okay. Another one was code road cone, and that means.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
That there's a passenger using water because who was moving
extremely slowly?
Speaker 3 (17:10):
Why would you ever need to give a call out?
Why do you need to announce that.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Okay, another one code oscar Man overboard. You probably should
know that one.
Speaker 3 (17:17):
That's really serious.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
Guys cruise ships and they're a will to their own
and no one ever wants to get stuck on the
poop cruise. But if you do want something to watch,
this evening fantastic doc.
Speaker 3 (17:26):
Oh okay, well, I don't know if I'm going to
add it to my list tonight.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
I am. I do genuinely love cruising. It has not
changed anything for me. I would love to go back
and do another. I think we went on a p
and O cruise last year, loved it.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
If you got stuck on a poop cruise you would
feel differently.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
But thank you Laura for bringing that high recommendation.
Speaker 3 (17:44):
Hey, we're gonna get out of here.
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