November 28, 2025 • 18 mins
The Top 5 Professions cheaters are likely to work at, there is a man who is about to finish walking around the world and Fun Fact Friday!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart Podcasts, hear more Kiss Podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free I Heart app.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben Baby, your work,
our windows done.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's my Worldries in the dust.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Only good gabs.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Are all round.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't much, but you I know.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'll be getting what I want.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It don't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Where I go. This is the pickup.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh can you feel that, Mattie.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
J I can smell it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry, I thought a cleep by now. No, it's that
fry ya feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh yeah, that's what I can smell. It's thick, it's punging.
I could cut it with an eye, so sweet. This
is very exciting. I have to tell you something. Thank you,
And just for the listeners, bear with me for a second.
This is going to sound very arrogant, but for those
who have been listening for a while, they would know
that people often mistake me for someone else. I rarely
get spotted and get credit for the amazing work that
(01:10):
I do as a radio host, a podcast host, of
content creator. It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, what do you get suppoted for?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, this may be the one and only time this happens.
Because I don't want to upset people as well. I
am no longer going to be with this show. After
a few more weeks, my time here will come to
an end.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I actually think we're about to hit into December.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I think you have is it even two weeks?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Producer Grace, it's your time three, I'm not because Laura
is back for the last week, so your time is limited.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's like we're at the tail end, the pointy end,
if you will.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well said, but someone came up to me and they
said and shout out to Anastasia who said that. She said,
I'm out alone. Guys, don't like this is my moment. Sorry, focus,
Anastasia said.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Set me free?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my god, sorry, what did she say? She said,
I like you on the radio show. There you go,
random of pause. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Did she say anything about me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, she didn't. She didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She was free. That's I'm real. I am happy for you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Matt you shout out to Anastasia. She is she's a gem. Okay,
she's a good egg.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, Anastasia for president.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And our little tripod, Mattie J.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
The tripod does the wrong thing to say. I need
to start thinking through. I need to start thinking through.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I say quickly before I say that, where was your
head at when you said tripod?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I was trying to think of like the third wheel.
I meant to be third wheel, and tripod came. I'm sorry,
because you're not a little tripod.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm sure you would be about I take that as
a compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Can I just say, as a producer, Grace, I did
not write tripod?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Anyway? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mat? Okay, look, I have some information. This is hot
off the press, and I think a lot of people
out there who happen to be single or actually could
be dating one of these professions would find this very beneficial. Now,
this is a list. This is a certified list of
the one, two, three, four, five most likely professions to
(03:16):
cheat on.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You can I guess. I love this game.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Have one guess.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I reckon. Pilot has to be in the top five.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, you are so close, and I reckon.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm going to say, like finance slash lawyer, I'm gonna
say colder, colder, I'm going to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, all very very very warm. So this just in
case you're wondering, because like, how is this a certified list?
It has been put together by none other than Paul Evans.
Who's that a private detective? Okay, so he spends his
life like catching cheaters and he's put together. Good at
him for archiving on the information, being like, and Ralph
(03:55):
here was a cheater? What did he do?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Did I even get one?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right? I'll tell you the five. You're very very close
starting at number one. Actually the isn't like no particular order.
But the first thing I'm going to mention is IT professionals,
which I found quite surprising, is that because they can
like hack phones, Yes, they know how to like, you know,
cover their tracks.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You think they're the ones you can trust because I
don't want a blanket statement.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But they're usually a bit like the sweeeky.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And sweetie, and you think that they'd be like the
one that you could take home and trust.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They're the ones you need to watch out for.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, So if you were dating or thinking about dating
someone who mentions they're an IT professional, just have your
guard up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Maybe it for them means in a turmoil that's well said.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh I'm tom it's a very good, very cool trauma.
This one is also surprising. A call center employee I
actually used to do. I was a cold caller, explains
the lot. Back in the day, I would try and
refinance your home loan. And I think there were a
lot of people in the room who I worked with
who would cheaters myself not included. That just seems like a.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Weird flex Like why is a call center person? What
about that is making them cheat because they're on the
phone day.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And think it's long hours. I think for the call
center employees, it's like inner were romance. Because it's so stressful,
you bond with those people you're close with at work.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I wouldn't have expected that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Also surprised. But Paul Evans the detective, he doesn't lie.
I have to trust him. Sales reps, which I think salespeople,
and I used to be in sales so I can
say this. They're all a bit slimy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Is that because I think when you say sales rep,
I think the old school knock on the door, do
you want to buy my type away?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Let me come into kitchen and show you my plastic Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Also wears your bedroom, Let's do it? I married who cares? Boom? Yeah?
The sales repsil. So you said pilots. He didn't mention pilots,
but he has mentioned here flight attendants.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I think pilots are worse.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I think you have to also. I think you're lump
in the pilots.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You want to know why.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
When I was younger, I was a nanny in Italy
for a family that was he was a pilot, and
she was a cheap air hostess.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And he's a cheat on her all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
How did you know?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Because she's a trauma dump on me and so he's
cheating on me. Oh my, because he flies the plane.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
He has a little cute heart, so it's hot and sexy,
and then they get somewhere for a couple of days
and is just all the time in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Now, there's a lot of great pilots. Jimmy the pilot
from The Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Shout out to Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think they're really happily married.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah's mess. It's like all.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Pilots, bar Jimmy, watch out for now. You mentioned doctors. Surgeons, surgeons, doctors. Yeah, yeah,
and I think I think they are the ones you
need to watch out for. I think we're all you know,
you mentioned you're a doctor, you're a surgeon. They're the
ones with a God complex.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I dated a surgeon for quite a while and he
cheated on me like whenever he could.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I think everyone I've spoken to over the age of
thirty five has been cheated on by someone who works
in the medical profession. Also shout out to the medical
workers of this country who are the backbone of making
sure we are healthy. But stop cheating. Okay, but God's sake.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
There's some people in the car right now that's like
I work in there and I would never cheat.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
These are just look, it's Paul Evans. It's not Paul.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is Paul. Also do a read with Paul. He
did say here is like these are the number one
cheerters the medical professionals.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Are there anymore?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, That's all I've got.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do you know what, I'm actually surprised. I'm very lucky
that I trust my husband's.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Actually, wait, you used to work in medical I did.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, that's how I know how many of them cheat?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Not me.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Will you be honest?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Honest? I will take a lie to checked out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know if I trust you, Grace, Do you
trust me?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Do you think I trust her a trustworthy face, not personality,
just my face. You've only known me three years.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I was just about to say something that was really
integrill and deep.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm sure it was, but it's gone, So let's move on.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We're talking bucket lists, and there is a reason because
there is somebody that I have come across that is
about to finish the most wild bucket list in history.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think it's a great time to talk about bucket
list itist because end of the year. Yeah, I think
it's good to have goals, have planned something you're working towards.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So why I tell you what he has done?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hit me?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Do you have one?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah? I was speaking to a parent recently. Their child
is in the same class as Marley at school, and
we had a little playdate and we as we're chatting
whilst the kids were playing, we're going through some of
their like they founding holiday picks and they had done
a holiday. The husband, he was a very good sailor,
he'd worked on super yachts, loved the ocean, and they
(08:35):
had hired a boat and done I think it was
a three month trip in the Mediterranean where they sailed
around like Croatia and Malta and the Greek islands and
they were going through photos and it was just it
looked like the most incredible trip. So with the kids
as well, they all lived on this boat for three months.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Have you ever sailed once? Because I'm feeling like that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But I thought to myself, you know what, there's one
thing that I would love to do before I cart it,
and that is learn how to sail and take the family.
Maybe not three months because that's a really long time time,
but go to Europe and sail our way through. Imagine
pulling into.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Ports and something you have to get a captain.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, no, not for me.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So you're never taking that bucket list off.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
What's yours? Then?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well I have a few. I'm very lucky when I
think of travel based.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I've done a lot of what I wanted to do,
but I really want to and I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Try and do it this year.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I want to go into one of those igloo accommodation
in like Finland where it's all glass and you can
just the whole roof is glass.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You see the northern lights through the roof. You know,
like that, I want to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, that'll never happen.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I think it's going to And the other thing I
want to do is free dive with what are the
big whales called whale sharks?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Whale sharks.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, I've done humpback whales, but I haven't done the
whale shark.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You're so immature. You're laughing because I said hump No.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I just like, it's like I've never met anyone who
has like a list of animals they want to swim with.
And I also starting sharks and hump back whales and
on turtles, but I I really want to cross off
that list rail sharks.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
My last thing is and this is probably the biggest thing.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I really want to be in a act in a
movie or a TV series.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Producer Grace has a similar bucket list. What's your what's
your bucket list?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, I was trying to think. I feel like I'm
on the right track. I feel like I've done enough things.
But I would like to be in an infomercial, Like
you know, an infomercial and it's like someone in trips
and spills some pop on and.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This happened to you.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yes, if only there was a gadget that could help,
That's that's my dream.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I reckon Matt, you and I could make that happen.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I could make Grace's dream of being in infomercial happening.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's hard because daytime TV is it's like all the
you know, Studio ten. Back in the day, we could
have gotten you on there had some connections there.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But what if now I know, yes, what if we
make Okay bear with me will air this? What if
we make our own infomercial, we film it, Grace films
that we put it online and then that might be
her addition to get her on to TV.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Next Week's pretty busy for me.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I want to tell you about this guy, Carl Bushby.
This is the reason. Second, it's the reason we're talking
about bucket.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
List Bushpeak Bushby Bushby. That's a cracker over the last
name Carl Bushby.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
In two days time is expected to finish his bucket
list item, which is walking around the world. Now, guess
how long it has taken him.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I reckon two years?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Cute, twenty seven years?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh my god, come on.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And he's finishing in apparently two days. Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
He's from Hull in the United Kingdom. He started in
Chile in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Surely he's taken a couple of breaks, because twenty seven
years that's too long.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's pretty intense.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You should see him, like twenty quite trim. Well, this
is him in nineteen ninet eight when he started I
need to find one now.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
But he's gone through it. He's got pictures covered in icicles,
he's got really long, scraggly hair, his sunburn. It's twenty
seven years. It's actually insane.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, that's just ridiculous. Mean, it's poor family. They're like,
when's Carl coming home?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But also have you Yeah, I'm going for a walk.
How do you fund that? That's what I would know.
I didn't look into it enough. I just saw the hitting.
But how do you fund that?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, that's too much for me. Like, if if you
had done it under five years, I would have been impressed.
Twenty seven you wouldn't even do that. You're taking the
piss mate, you're telling Matt, Yeah I will, Sorry, Carl.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Let's try and get him on the radio that let's
not no next week the grace that's for you, and
then I'll get you in an infomercial.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hey, Matt, it is time four.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Shelter fine back Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, and these ones are actually fun, you know how
sometimes they're not fun and we just try and pretend
they are.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I got to say, every Friday so fast since they started,
they have all been fun with a capital there.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
We want to send you into the weekend being the coolest,
smartest person at the party. You can whip these bad
boys out and impress someone. I guarantee it, all right, Matt,
first one going to ask you to answer this, how
many peanuts roughly do you think it takes to make
a jar of peanut butter?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Can I just confirm what size jar?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Just like the regular regular size jar?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, okay, okay what This is just a wild stab
in the dark.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
If you get it, I'm going to give you it's
going to be putting from all worse.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We brought in here, Dame five and forty.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Did you look?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Grace and I just looked at each other and I
was like, you're cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You cheated for fun.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'm sorry that was that was the only one that
I saw, hand on heart.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's not as fun when you cheat that.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Sorry. I know.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Grace and I.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Really having fun right ever, having fun, I'm not Grace
having fun. You're forgiven.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, that's one honestly, how easily we forget grace.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Forgiven, but not forgotten.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's what it must feel like to be really smart.
Just the look on your I've never had you enjoyed.
I was like, oh, I want that again.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, what color do you think the hippopotamus? Says the hippopotami,
which one is it?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hippo?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well said, what color is.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
A hippo's milk?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Okay, that was a really hard way to get that.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I feel like every animal their milk is always white.
Oh okay, I hope.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You enjoyed that feeling of being wait wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wait, wait, wait wait, I haven't locked in my answer
just yet.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Purple, No, purple is unusual choice. Hippo's milk is pink.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That was I was closed.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Ask me why I don't know that part.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
It's because they have like a unique what they call
blood sweat, which comes out as like red and it
mixes with milk and makes it look pink.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And it's also the taste of strawberries. Okay, can I
just say that that was a joke just in case
anyone uses that at a party.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Don't don't quote mat Okay. Speaking of pink, do you
know where a flamingo's pink color comes from?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's feathers.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, here's a question.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Thank you, thank you for that laughter.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What color is a flamingo?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
White?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Now they're gray.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Where is the pink come from?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
They only turn pink because of what they eat flowers?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, because they like to dine on.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Like three coarse dishes of algae and shrimps yep, and
then they contain like this natural red yellow pigment and
then that comes out they eat. It's like when you know,
they say humans, if you eat really carrots, your.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Skin turns orange. Flamingos are the same if they gorge
on the algae.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That is interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
An animal fact? Is just that's delicious.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
WWW takes longer to say than world Wide Web.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I disagree, WWW. World Wide Web.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I would say they're on path. I would say, I'm
not going to attack the facts today. I'll have to
take your word for it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I think that's subjective grace. That wasn't it wasn't really
fun that one just a.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Little point of reference. Yeah, the Internet facts.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
In Switzerland owning only one guinea pig or parrot is illegal.
You can go to prison because they are like pack
animals that need friends, and it's really unfair to have
just one of them, and because they're lonely.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The Swiss are a strange bunch. No offense, my husband,
no offense.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
And my husband used to have guinea pigs.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh okay, there we go a little clue. I'm gonna say, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It is true. Yeah, oh no, sorry, it wasn't question
of a statement. It wasn't true or false. I'm telling you. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What were his guinea pig's names?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Guinea and pig.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Okay, it's very Swiss.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It isn't it?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, last one, you're tall.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
In the morning, then at night you're true. True?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Also statement, but thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I swear I used to guess them. I'm making that.
I just sit here passively and absorb the facts. Is
that what we're doing now? Should I stop guessing?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
We just see how we're feeling on the day.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is very confusing for me.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Do you want to ask me you're true or false?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
True or false? Humans share fifty of their DNA with bananas.
It's true, that's true. I don't have any that's not true.
Additional information here that's true. That is true.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Banana we are it's true. Oh my god, I believe.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It isn't that this is we're all having fun. This
is fun, right, guys.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I didn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Brittany getting annoyed. This is a fun game.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I can't be half banana.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
It's the similarity is limited to housekeeping genes, which is
like basic cellular functions.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So it's just.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
DNA. You're not like I can guarantee you my ancestry
test that I just sent off is not coming back
with banana fun fact.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And I really took a turn, didn't it. Wow, we're
gonna end this in an argument.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm gonna throw you to two other bananas, Will and Woody.
They're going to drive you home.
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Speaker 2 (00:19):
Good pickup with Britt Hockley and Laura Ben Baby, your work,
our windows done.
Speaker 3 (00:25):
That's my Worldries in the dust.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Only good gabs.
Speaker 1 (00:28):
Are all round.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
I don't much, but you I know.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
I'll be getting what I want.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
It don't matter.
Speaker 2 (00:36):
Where I go. This is the pickup.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Oh can you feel that, Mattie.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
J I can smell it.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
Sorry, I thought a cleep by now. No, it's that
fry ya feeling.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
Oh yeah, that's what I can smell. It's thick, it's punging.
I could cut it with an eye, so sweet. This
is very exciting. I have to tell you something. Thank you,
And just for the listeners, bear with me for a second.
This is going to sound very arrogant, but for those
who have been listening for a while, they would know
that people often mistake me for someone else. I rarely
get spotted and get credit for the amazing work that
(01:10):
I do as a radio host, a podcast host, of
content creator. It just doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
Okay, what do you get suppoted for?
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, this may be the one and only time this happens.
Because I don't want to upset people as well. I
am no longer going to be with this show. After
a few more weeks, my time here will come to
an end.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
I actually think we're about to hit into December.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
I think you have is it even two weeks?
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Producer Grace, it's your time three, I'm not because Laura
is back for the last week, so your time is limited.
Speaker 2 (01:38):
It's like we're at the tail end, the pointy end,
if you will.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
TikTok TikTok.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Well said, but someone came up to me and they
said and shout out to Anastasia who said that. She said,
I'm out alone. Guys, don't like this is my moment. Sorry, focus,
Anastasia said.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
Set me free?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Oh my god, sorry, what did she say? She said,
I like you on the radio show. There you go,
random of pause. Thank you so much.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
Did she say anything about me?
Speaker 2 (02:10):
No, she didn't. She didn't.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
She was free. That's I'm real. I am happy for you.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Matt you shout out to Anastasia. She is she's a gem. Okay,
she's a good egg.
Speaker 3 (02:23):
Okay, Anastasia for president.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Thank you.
Speaker 3 (02:26):
And our little tripod, Mattie J.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Well.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
The tripod does the wrong thing to say. I need
to start thinking through. I need to start thinking through.
Speaker 2 (02:35):
I say quickly before I say that, where was your
head at when you said tripod?
Speaker 1 (02:40):
I was trying to think of like the third wheel.
I meant to be third wheel, and tripod came. I'm sorry,
because you're not a little tripod.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I'm sure you would be about I take that as
a compliment.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Can I just say, as a producer, Grace, I did
not write tripod?
Speaker 3 (02:55):
Anyway? What's going on?
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Mat? Okay, look, I have some information. This is hot
off the press, and I think a lot of people
out there who happen to be single or actually could
be dating one of these professions would find this very beneficial. Now,
this is a list. This is a certified list of
the one, two, three, four, five most likely professions to
(03:16):
cheat on.
Speaker 3 (03:17):
You can I guess. I love this game.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Have one guess.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
I reckon. Pilot has to be in the top five.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Oh, you are so close, and I reckon.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
I'm going to say, like finance slash lawyer, I'm gonna
say colder, colder, I'm going to a doctor.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Okay, all very very very warm. So this just in
case you're wondering, because like, how is this a certified list?
It has been put together by none other than Paul Evans.
Who's that a private detective? Okay, so he spends his
life like catching cheaters and he's put together. Good at
him for archiving on the information, being like, and Ralph
(03:55):
here was a cheater? What did he do?
Speaker 3 (03:57):
Did I even get one?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
Right? I'll tell you the five. You're very very close
starting at number one. Actually the isn't like no particular order.
But the first thing I'm going to mention is IT professionals,
which I found quite surprising, is that because they can
like hack phones, Yes, they know how to like, you know,
cover their tracks.
Speaker 1 (04:14):
You think they're the ones you can trust because I
don't want a blanket statement.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
But they're usually a bit like the sweeeky.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And sweetie, and you think that they'd be like the
one that you could take home and trust.
Speaker 2 (04:22):
They're the ones you need to watch out for.
Speaker 3 (04:24):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, So if you were dating or thinking about dating
someone who mentions they're an IT professional, just have your
guard up.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
Maybe it for them means in a turmoil that's well said.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
Oh I'm tom it's a very good, very cool trauma.
This one is also surprising. A call center employee I
actually used to do. I was a cold caller, explains
the lot. Back in the day, I would try and
refinance your home loan. And I think there were a
lot of people in the room who I worked with
who would cheaters myself not included. That just seems like a.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Weird flex Like why is a call center person? What
about that is making them cheat because they're on the
phone day.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
And think it's long hours. I think for the call
center employees, it's like inner were romance. Because it's so stressful,
you bond with those people you're close with at work.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
I wouldn't have expected that.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
Also surprised. But Paul Evans the detective, he doesn't lie.
I have to trust him. Sales reps, which I think salespeople,
and I used to be in sales so I can
say this. They're all a bit slimy.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Is that because I think when you say sales rep,
I think the old school knock on the door, do
you want to buy my type away?
Speaker 3 (05:30):
Let me come into kitchen and show you my plastic Yeah, and.
Speaker 2 (05:33):
Also wears your bedroom, Let's do it? I married who cares? Boom? Yeah?
The sales repsil. So you said pilots. He didn't mention pilots,
but he has mentioned here flight attendants.
Speaker 3 (05:43):
Yeah, I think pilots are worse.
Speaker 2 (05:45):
I think you have to also. I think you're lump
in the pilots.
Speaker 3 (05:48):
You want to know why.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
When I was younger, I was a nanny in Italy
for a family that was he was a pilot, and
she was a cheap air hostess.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
And he's a cheat on her all the time.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
How did you know?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Because she's a trauma dump on me and so he's
cheating on me. Oh my, because he flies the plane.
Speaker 1 (06:04):
He has a little cute heart, so it's hot and sexy,
and then they get somewhere for a couple of days
and is just all the time in the world.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
Now, there's a lot of great pilots. Jimmy the pilot
from The Bachelor.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Shout out to Jimmy.
Speaker 2 (06:16):
I think they're really happily married.
Speaker 3 (06:18):
Yeah's mess. It's like all.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
Pilots, bar Jimmy, watch out for now. You mentioned doctors. Surgeons, surgeons, doctors. Yeah, yeah,
and I think I think they are the ones you
need to watch out for. I think we're all you know,
you mentioned you're a doctor, you're a surgeon. They're the
ones with a God complex.
Speaker 1 (06:37):
I dated a surgeon for quite a while and he
cheated on me like whenever he could.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I think everyone I've spoken to over the age of
thirty five has been cheated on by someone who works
in the medical profession. Also shout out to the medical
workers of this country who are the backbone of making
sure we are healthy. But stop cheating. Okay, but God's sake.
Speaker 3 (06:58):
I feel bad.
Speaker 1 (06:58):
There's some people in the car right now that's like
I work in there and I would never cheat.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
These are just look, it's Paul Evans. It's not Paul.
Speaker 2 (07:06):
This is Paul. Also do a read with Paul. He
did say here is like these are the number one
cheerters the medical professionals.
Speaker 3 (07:13):
Are there anymore?
Speaker 2 (07:14):
No, That's all I've got.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Do you know what, I'm actually surprised. I'm very lucky
that I trust my husband's.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Actually, wait, you used to work in medical I did.
Speaker 3 (07:23):
Yeah, that's how I know how many of them cheat?
Speaker 1 (07:26):
Not me.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
Will you be honest?
Speaker 3 (07:28):
Honest? I will take a lie to checked out.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
I don't know if I trust you, Grace, Do you
trust me?
Speaker 3 (07:32):
Do you think I trust her a trustworthy face, not personality,
just my face. You've only known me three years.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
I was just about to say something that was really
integrill and deep.
Speaker 2 (07:44):
I'm sure it was, but it's gone, So let's move on.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
We're talking bucket lists, and there is a reason because
there is somebody that I have come across that is
about to finish the most wild bucket list in history.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
I think it's a great time to talk about bucket
list itist because end of the year. Yeah, I think
it's good to have goals, have planned something you're working towards.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
So why I tell you what he has done?
Speaker 2 (08:11):
Hit me?
Speaker 3 (08:11):
Do you have one?
Speaker 2 (08:12):
Yeah? I was speaking to a parent recently. Their child
is in the same class as Marley at school, and
we had a little playdate and we as we're chatting
whilst the kids were playing, we're going through some of
their like they founding holiday picks and they had done
a holiday. The husband, he was a very good sailor,
he'd worked on super yachts, loved the ocean, and they
(08:35):
had hired a boat and done I think it was
a three month trip in the Mediterranean where they sailed
around like Croatia and Malta and the Greek islands and
they were going through photos and it was just it
looked like the most incredible trip. So with the kids
as well, they all lived on this boat for three months.
Speaker 3 (08:54):
Have you ever sailed once? Because I'm feeling like that.
Speaker 2 (08:57):
But I thought to myself, you know what, there's one
thing that I would love to do before I cart it,
and that is learn how to sail and take the family.
Maybe not three months because that's a really long time time,
but go to Europe and sail our way through. Imagine
pulling into.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Ports and something you have to get a captain.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
No, no, not for me.
Speaker 3 (09:19):
So you're never taking that bucket list off.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
What's yours? Then?
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Well I have a few. I'm very lucky when I
think of travel based.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
I've done a lot of what I wanted to do,
but I really want to and I'm going to.
Speaker 3 (09:29):
Try and do it this year.
Speaker 1 (09:30):
I want to go into one of those igloo accommodation
in like Finland where it's all glass and you can
just the whole roof is glass.
Speaker 3 (09:38):
You see the northern lights through the roof. You know,
like that, I want to do that.
Speaker 2 (09:41):
Well, that'll never happen.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
I think it's going to And the other thing I
want to do is free dive with what are the
big whales called whale sharks?
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Whale sharks.
Speaker 1 (09:51):
Yeah, I've done humpback whales, but I haven't done the
whale shark.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
You're so immature. You're laughing because I said hump No.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
I just like, it's like I've never met anyone who
has like a list of animals they want to swim with.
And I also starting sharks and hump back whales and
on turtles, but I I really want to cross off
that list rail sharks.
Speaker 3 (10:11):
My last thing is and this is probably the biggest thing.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
I really want to be in a act in a
movie or a TV series.
Speaker 2 (10:18):
Gotcha.
Speaker 3 (10:18):
Producer Grace has a similar bucket list. What's your what's
your bucket list?
Speaker 4 (10:22):
Yeah, I was trying to think. I feel like I'm
on the right track. I feel like I've done enough things.
But I would like to be in an infomercial, Like
you know, an infomercial and it's like someone in trips
and spills some pop on and.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
This happened to you.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
Yes, if only there was a gadget that could help,
That's that's my dream.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
I reckon Matt, you and I could make that happen.
Speaker 1 (10:41):
I could make Grace's dream of being in infomercial happening.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
It's hard because daytime TV is it's like all the
you know, Studio ten. Back in the day, we could
have gotten you on there had some connections there.
Speaker 1 (10:51):
But what if now I know, yes, what if we
make Okay bear with me will air this? What if
we make our own infomercial, we film it, Grace films
that we put it online and then that might be
her addition to get her on to TV.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Next Week's pretty busy for me.
Speaker 3 (11:08):
I want to tell you about this guy, Carl Bushby.
This is the reason. Second, it's the reason we're talking
about bucket.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
List Bushpeak Bushby Bushby. That's a cracker over the last
name Carl Bushby.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
In two days time is expected to finish his bucket
list item, which is walking around the world. Now, guess
how long it has taken him.
Speaker 2 (11:30):
I reckon two years?
Speaker 3 (11:32):
Cute, twenty seven years?
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Oh my god, come on.
Speaker 3 (11:37):
And he's finishing in apparently two days. Yep.
Speaker 1 (11:40):
He's from Hull in the United Kingdom. He started in
Chile in nineteen ninety eight.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
Surely he's taken a couple of breaks, because twenty seven
years that's too long.
Speaker 3 (11:52):
It's pretty intense.
Speaker 1 (11:54):
You should see him, like twenty quite trim. Well, this
is him in nineteen ninet eight when he started I
need to find one now.
Speaker 3 (12:01):
But he's gone through it. He's got pictures covered in icicles,
he's got really long, scraggly hair, his sunburn. It's twenty
seven years. It's actually insane.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
No, that's just ridiculous. Mean, it's poor family. They're like,
when's Carl coming home?
Speaker 3 (12:12):
But also have you Yeah, I'm going for a walk.
How do you fund that? That's what I would know.
I didn't look into it enough. I just saw the hitting.
But how do you fund that?
Speaker 4 (12:21):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:21):
No, that's too much for me. Like, if if you
had done it under five years, I would have been impressed.
Twenty seven you wouldn't even do that. You're taking the
piss mate, you're telling Matt, Yeah I will, Sorry, Carl.
Speaker 1 (12:32):
Let's try and get him on the radio that let's
not no next week the grace that's for you, and
then I'll get you in an infomercial.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
Hey, Matt, it is time four.
Speaker 2 (12:45):
Shelter fine back Friday.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Yeah, and these ones are actually fun, you know how
sometimes they're not fun and we just try and pretend
they are.
Speaker 2 (12:52):
I got to say, every Friday so fast since they started,
they have all been fun with a capital there.
Speaker 1 (12:58):
We want to send you into the weekend being the coolest,
smartest person at the party. You can whip these bad
boys out and impress someone. I guarantee it, all right, Matt,
first one going to ask you to answer this, how
many peanuts roughly do you think it takes to make
a jar of peanut butter?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
Can I just confirm what size jar?
Speaker 3 (13:18):
Just like the regular regular size jar?
Speaker 2 (13:20):
Okay, okay, okay what This is just a wild stab
in the dark.
Speaker 1 (13:25):
If you get it, I'm going to give you it's
going to be putting from all worse.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
We brought in here, Dame five and forty.
Speaker 3 (13:34):
Did you look?
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (13:37):
Grace and I just looked at each other and I
was like, you're cheating.
Speaker 2 (13:40):
Sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Speaker 3 (13:42):
You cheated for fun.
Speaker 2 (13:45):
I'm sorry that was that was the only one that
I saw, hand on heart.
Speaker 3 (13:48):
It's not as fun when you cheat that.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
Sorry. I know.
Speaker 3 (13:51):
Grace and I.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Really having fun right ever, having fun, I'm not Grace
having fun. You're forgiven.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Okay, that's one honestly, how easily we forget grace.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
Forgiven, but not forgotten.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
That's what it must feel like to be really smart.
Just the look on your I've never had you enjoyed.
I was like, oh, I want that again.
Speaker 1 (14:11):
Okay, what color do you think the hippopotamus? Says the hippopotami,
which one is it?
Speaker 3 (14:18):
Hippo?
Speaker 2 (14:19):
Well said, what color is.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
A hippo's milk?
Speaker 1 (14:23):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Okay, that was a really hard way to get that.
Speaker 2 (14:28):
I feel like every animal their milk is always white.
Oh okay, I hope.
Speaker 3 (14:34):
You enjoyed that feeling of being wait wait, wait.
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Wait, wait, wait wait, I haven't locked in my answer
just yet.
Speaker 3 (14:39):
Purple, No, purple is unusual choice. Hippo's milk is pink.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
That was I was closed.
Speaker 3 (14:46):
Ask me why I don't know that part.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
It's because they have like a unique what they call
blood sweat, which comes out as like red and it
mixes with milk and makes it look pink.
Speaker 2 (14:57):
And it's also the taste of strawberries. Okay, can I
just say that that was a joke just in case
anyone uses that at a party.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
Don't don't quote mat Okay. Speaking of pink, do you
know where a flamingo's pink color comes from?
Speaker 2 (15:17):
It's feathers.
Speaker 3 (15:18):
Okay, here's a question.
Speaker 2 (15:20):
Thank you, thank you for that laughter.
Speaker 3 (15:22):
What color is a flamingo?
Speaker 2 (15:24):
White?
Speaker 3 (15:25):
Now they're gray.
Speaker 2 (15:28):
Where is the pink come from?
Speaker 1 (15:29):
They only turn pink because of what they eat flowers?
Speaker 3 (15:33):
No, because they like to dine on.
Speaker 1 (15:34):
Like three coarse dishes of algae and shrimps yep, and
then they contain like this natural red yellow pigment and
then that comes out they eat. It's like when you know,
they say humans, if you eat really carrots, your.
Speaker 3 (15:45):
Skin turns orange. Flamingos are the same if they gorge
on the algae.
Speaker 2 (15:49):
That is interesting.
Speaker 3 (15:51):
Yeah, isn't that cool?
Speaker 2 (15:53):
An animal fact? Is just that's delicious.
Speaker 1 (15:56):
WWW takes longer to say than world Wide Web.
Speaker 3 (16:00):
I disagree, WWW. World Wide Web.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
I would say they're on path. I would say, I'm
not going to attack the facts today. I'll have to
take your word for it.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
I think that's subjective grace. That wasn't it wasn't really
fun that one just a.
Speaker 2 (16:14):
Little point of reference. Yeah, the Internet facts.
Speaker 1 (16:18):
In Switzerland owning only one guinea pig or parrot is illegal.
You can go to prison because they are like pack
animals that need friends, and it's really unfair to have
just one of them, and because they're lonely.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
The Swiss are a strange bunch. No offense, my husband,
no offense.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
And my husband used to have guinea pigs.
Speaker 2 (16:38):
Oh okay, there we go a little clue. I'm gonna say, yeah,
that's true.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
It is true. Yeah, oh no, sorry, it wasn't question
of a statement. It wasn't true or false. I'm telling you. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
What were his guinea pig's names?
Speaker 3 (16:53):
Guinea and pig.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Okay, it's very Swiss.
Speaker 3 (16:56):
It isn't it?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Like?
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Okay, last one, you're tall.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
In the morning, then at night you're true. True?
Speaker 3 (17:04):
Also statement, but thanks.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I swear I used to guess them. I'm making that.
I just sit here passively and absorb the facts. Is
that what we're doing now? Should I stop guessing?
Speaker 3 (17:14):
We don't know.
Speaker 1 (17:15):
We just see how we're feeling on the day.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
This is very confusing for me.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Do you want to ask me you're true or false?
Speaker 2 (17:21):
True or false? Humans share fifty of their DNA with bananas.
It's true, that's true. I don't have any that's not true.
Additional information here that's true. That is true.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Banana we are it's true. Oh my god, I believe.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
It isn't that this is we're all having fun. This
is fun, right, guys.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I didn't believe it.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Brittany getting annoyed. This is a fun game.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
I can't be half banana.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
It's the similarity is limited to housekeeping genes, which is
like basic cellular functions.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
So it's just.
Speaker 1 (17:59):
DNA. You're not like I can guarantee you my ancestry
test that I just sent off is not coming back
with banana fun fact.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
And I really took a turn, didn't it. Wow, we're
gonna end this in an argument.
Speaker 3 (18:11):
All right, let's go.
Speaker 1 (18:12):
I'm gonna throw you to two other bananas, Will and Woody.
They're going to drive you home.
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