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Speaker 1 (00:11):
Peakout, Laura, come on in.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ala alah, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We made it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How was everyone's weekends?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're back on air, Mitch one was great, thanks for asking.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Oh cute, So it was mine. I had a great
weekend too, went away for a little holiday with the kids.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It was nice. What you live simple pleasures, Laura ba No, do.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You know what when I'm like happy Monday and it's
already Monday afternoon, I feel like we're already like heading
head deep into Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I had like the.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Best weekend I probably have had, like in the last
six months. I will tell you about it later, but
it was really amazing. But you know what I didn't
do this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I didn't go.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
To the Coldplay concert in Perth, which was apparently absolutely incredible.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Cold Player in Ali at the moment, like everyone with
Amy Shark opened, everyone was saying Amy was amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Then Coldplay came on. It was like this would be
breathtaking live.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Coldplay for me is like it really kind of permeated
my twenties and my early thirties, Like it's still kind
of like the anthem for that period of my life.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You know what, I think He's interesting about cold Plays there,
there's such a like I see them as really laid
back and chill and like smooth, but apparently the performances,
especially abou Chris Martin, but apparently their next level, like
they're the best.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Before amazing scene. I've been to three of their concepts. Yeah,
they are amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Are you Are you a cold?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Are you cold?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Are you play?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No? Yeah, I don't think anyone.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You're stuff and part of the COLDI cold, you're a
cold one? Don't say that. That's gonna make That's the
papers they.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Just released now that they're coming back next year for
four separate shows, so maybe we can go make it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
They're all right.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I've got some other very exciting news for you guys.
There is a hot list going around, the hottest of hot.
Unfortunately none of us made it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
The reason for that is because when not bald oh,
I'll tell you about it coming up?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All right?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Why we have the list on the pickup, don't we
that's on the way here. We are around Australia our
thanks to chemist ware House heading today, I.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Get great savings every day.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
There is a sexy list that has just hit the world,
the sexiest of sexiest. Now Unfortunately, Mitch, you did not
make the list. And Britt, it's only men on this list,
so you also did not say that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
But now it is sexy for a reason that I
think doesn't get enough airtime. These are the sexiest bald
men in the world.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Wow, I don't mind a bald man who is a
surprise that comes as a real surprise to me.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Britt, No, you, I mean I used to hook up
with the ball guy.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Not that that's like, but I remember there was one
in particular.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I loved it.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do you like rub it after for good luck? He's
like a genie?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No you do?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You give it all the rub three wishes.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
I prefer hair. I love a head of hair. I'm
all about the hair. So bald does nothing for me,
doesn't let me going.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
All right, Well, let me change your mind, Mitch. That's
what I'm all about.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So there was a couple of different factors in which
they critique the hotness of these men.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Number one head shape No.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Number one on the Yeah, head shape is important.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
If you've got nothing to high behind and you've got
a regular shaped head, that's going to play a factor.
But no, the hottest one on the list. We can
debate about this afterwards, but just hear me out. It
was Prince William. Okay, I know, hottest bald man in
the world. Let me tell you what they judged them on.
Facial proximity. I think that that's kind of like symmetry,
(03:31):
but they've caught it. Facial proximity. Shiny head factor very important.
No one wants a bald man who has an embraced
being bald and it's just growing out the wispiness.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Bald shina right up.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I would go so far as to say Prince William
is not bald. I would say he's going bald because
he still has that ring of hair around the side.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's ball on top.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's not bald.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
But the bald on top is shiny. Okay, Voice attractiveness
because the overall hotness of these men and height also plays.
It plays a factor because if we're not going to
be baldest will be highest instead. But I'm going to
say this, Okay, we're all about celebrating a short king,
and I think we need to start celebrating the ball kings.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Hold yeah, I mean no, I can't get around this.
Number two is Vin Diesel with a score of eight
point eight. One's an uber passage.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He's hot.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
No, he's hot, but his head is really probably a
bit too big for me.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Number three is probably what I would have put at
number one.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
So number three is Jason Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
At number five, Michael.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Jordan, Yes the Rock, Yes would go there, would would
tap Kerry Cruise at ten.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
No, do you know who's missing from this list? Now
this might not be a household name, but you'll remember
the visual of him. You're Jeremy Meeks. So he was
the hottest mugshot guy, you know that, like amazingly attractive
man that went viral and he was like the hottest
criminal ever.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
He committed a crime, but he's so sexy with his
bald head.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He's a charged felon.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Would I can't get her in like the gay community,
I don't want to shame, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
If I'm dating, I want a head of hair. Also,
I'm dating people like in their mid twenties. So if
there's no hair at the mid twenties, do you it's
a worry Genetics wise.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Do you think your hairmich like? Do you think you
hide behind your hair a little.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Give me it's a Monday after because.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Your hair, I feel like your hair is How would
you feel if you were bald?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Because I feel like you would present yourself differently?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Am I right?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Oh yeah, I'd go straight to Madam two swords and
again the hairpiece.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I blew it. I'd be on the first flight to Turkey.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I think you're wrong, Like when I said, when I
was in my twenties, I used to think that it
wasn't attractive. As I'm getting older, I'm all, I'm all
for it. I had there is no part of me
that has an aversion to bald.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Now you think I need to embrace the why?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I think you would have just as much luck dating
if you were bald.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
You have now the hottest Yeah, bowling ball that there
is really shaped round hair.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Now I look like Voldemort if he was on pregnant zone,
like I would be so swollen.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why don't we get one of those bald apps?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I thought we were going to clippers.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Why don't we get some clippers and shavy head? Why
don't we get one of those apps and make you bald?
Put it on your dating site and see what happens.
I would prefer it if we shave your head and
then put it on the dating side.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
We could do that first.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I will know, I will do that. I will do that.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
App what we edit myself to be bored and see
if I if I shake your head and then put yeah,
it's an intervention.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You guys are pre planned.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's not an intervention.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I just know this is more me wanting to prove
to you that bald men are just as datable as unboard.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm down for a challenge.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Awkward tho if I book a date and I turn
up and they're like, ship, what what pills are you
on to grow that?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thick lu I went to Turkey and had a had
on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I got one more Aussie lad Fisher DJ Fisher Oh yeah,
and he.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Went back to the list. You've dropped me.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
All right, we'll update you. I'm going to edit my
my Tinder photo apps and we'll give.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You an update.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Give me your dating profile.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You know you got my phone bold King.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Okay, guys, listen as much of a surprise as Mitch's
new ball head is going to be to all his
new dating dating lovers online. I had the biggest best
surprise of my entire life on the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Okay, that was an exaggeration. I had a great surprise.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
All the weekend. All right, we'll find out what it
is after this.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
On the pickup, guys, I got the surprise of my lifetime.
This was It was on Friday, I'm going to say
this weekend. But I was going about my business, my
fertility business, because I was doing my egg freezing and
I was at the depths of my despair. I had
two weeks of hormones built up in me, and Ben,
my partner, all the way from Scotland, decided to surprise
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me in Australia.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ye ye, he turned up in a kill.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Did he just come for the weekend like he flew
in from Scotland for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, so he Well, he came for three days, which
it's a long way to come. It's twenty four hours.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
We haven't seen each other in months, and I was
about to go through the fertility procedures. So he wanted,
I mean, bless his soul, he wanted to be here
because last time it didn't go well.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You know, last time was a bit of a disaster
for us.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
That is almost twenty four hours in the air, times two.
He was almost in the air as long as he
was here.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Absolutely he was. But it's what happened when he was
here that was so funny.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
And this is only this trip was only his third
time in Australia, so I have been there six seven
times and he's only been able to make it twice
before now.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And as you guys know, he's absolutely.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Petrified of the Australian wildlife.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Okay, the last time he was here, he was scared
of the snakes and every well.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
To be fair, we brought a giant python in and
put over his.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We did fight a very good sport, but he was scared.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
But like every foreigner, I think you have this idea
of what Australia is, right, like you have an idea
the crocodiles, or walking down the street the main street
and a funnel.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Web will drop onto your face when you're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like I really perpetuate that whole thing. We make it,
make it big, but we.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Never see it, right like as Australians that live here
generally speaking in the cities, like of course far North Queensland,
but like we don't see these killer animals anyway. I
walked in on him in my bedroom and I saw
what he was doing, and I popped my head back,
and I was like, I need to film this because
it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Have a lisit.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
What are you doing.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Making sure you don't have any more huntsman's and you
don't have proper tape?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So nearly there, like the beaver building is dumb.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Nearly there woman wondering why she has Huntsmans when there's
a two inch gap.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Next to my head where I sleep, as this is
my side of the bed.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
This is like four.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Locks glad rappidition.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I think that's enough tape. You can never be too
careful with this.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
So I walked in on him and there's this tiny
little hole in my fly screen outside like who cares?
It's been there forever, Like I don't care, It doesn't
bother me. He had clocks that it was above his head,
and he had imagined that this was just a thoroughfare
for like kill the highway, no for spiders. So he
got glad rap glood glood wrap from the kitchen. He
(10:08):
got glad rap from the kitchen door draw, and then
he got just like tape that you would wrap a
present with, like really thin tape that you would not
use to build a fort Knox.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And he started to tape up. My entire window has
been glad wrapped.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
He glad wrapped the window to make sure that the
spiders couldn't get in.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
This is so dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You said that, not me.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Anyway, I had this big I was like, bless his soul.
Let him, you know, protect me, protect his woman.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
So that's what he was doing.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, and then I had to have a chat to him,
and I was like, just so you know, this stuff
happens few and far between, Like I know that you think,
being from Switzerland and you only have cows with bells
on them, I know you think that there's all these
killer animals. And I talked to him for ages to
get him comfortable because he walks into a room. I'm
not exaggerating, and look, he checks it. Most people check
it for guns or people hiding under the bed. He
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checks it if there's any little spiders, like you know
when you walk in in an FBI movie and they're
like us in the room.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
He does it for spiders.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
BRIT's big brave man. So wait for it.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I finally get him comfortable and get him on board,
and then we go to the beach for the first time.
Like he steps his foot on the sand. The water
is crystal clear. It's beautiful, it's like a bay. We
walk in, he's three feet in, screams, looks down. He
has stepped smack being in the middle of a giant
sting ray. Oh, I cannot make this up. I have
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spent my entire life in the ocean. I have never
even seen the sting ray.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He's stepped on it. Do you know what this is?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
This is manifestation. He did this to himself, and he
only has himself to blame.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So now he thinks I'm lying. I'm trying to put
him in the face of danger.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now he's going to walk to the beach with alfoil
wrapped on his feet. He too, glad bags on his toes.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
All right, Well, speaking of putting your foot in it,
he may have done it literally, but I certainly put
my foot in on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I'm going to tell you all about that in a.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Minute after this on the pickup.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So, something happened to me.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
On the weekend, something that every time I think about it,
I feel physically sick.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Still, How does this always happen?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Won't you?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Away on an anniversary weekend, a full weekend with my
husband also brought both our children along, so it wasn't
really like the one on one quality time that we
hoped for. And look this is what happened. We went
out for dinner this one night. We went to a
lovely Italian restaurant early booking, had the kids there early,
were brought their coloring in pencils.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That was five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Five was so mummy. It was such a mum.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Okay, but we took like we took their little coloring
in stuff. Anyway, it just wasn't our night for it.
They were running around the restaurant like absolute little terrorists,
just like running up and down and up.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And down, causing havoc.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
But at that time of the day, it's kind of
okay because everybody else there also just has kids or
they're super super.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Old, so you know, they're really old and they need
to be in bed by seven, and not many people
are out before six for dinner.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
No, totally, so it's just ask our kids. Heaps of
other kids. They were all being silly and running around
like crazy. And so at one point my children out
the front of the restaurant rolling around on the AstroTurf
with another lady and her kids who were also doing
the same thing, and she's chatting away to me, and
I'd clocked them earlier, and they were sitting on this
big table, lots of friends and their family, and it
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was like a big table of fifteen people, lots of kids,
and so we were kind of like half in a
conversation and you know, well, I mean, you guys don't know,
but if you've got kids, you never have a proper conversation.
It's always like you're in and you're out, and you're
getting half of what they're saying because they're like chatting, chatty,
and then you're like, Lola, let that down. So I'm
in the midst of this going trying to watch them, yeah,
going in and out of this conversation. And so she's
(13:28):
telling me, like, you know, how they've come up here
together and they looked like they were having a beautiful
time this big table sitting all together having dinner with
their friends and family.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And I said, oh, you're like, you're here with everyone,
and she said yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'm back at
looking at Lola. They said, oh my god, it must
be so nice coming up here with all your friends.
I wish I could come away with my friends.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
And then she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, running around
after Lola, and then she said something else. They didn't
quite clock it, and I was like, oh, honestly, it
must be so nice just to get away, you know,
like cause you never get to do that when you're
with your you know, when you've got kids, you hardly
forget to spend that much time with.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Your friend over a little holidays with.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
All your girlfriends. And she goes and she's looking increasingly
confused as this is playing out. And then when you
know that it's the moment that you realize you're having
two different conversations, and she says, yeah, I guess it
is really nice to have all my friends and family
together to scatter.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
My dad's ashes. Laura, Laura burn I just missed it.
At some point, she'd said while she was here, and
I kept saying.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Gosh, it's so nice that you're all together, Laura. You
need to go with me, dig your hole and bury yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's probably not the expression, Laura.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I wanted the earth to swallow me up and eat
me whole.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Was the moment where it all falls into place, like
you look at the table and then there's an urn
in the middle.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And you go, makes sense.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
So how do you recover from that? Did you say
did you pretend you hadn't heard? Or did you say, oh, yes,
but it still must be nice to get together?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh so good, Laura.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And that's such a Laura thing because you actually wouldn't
have done it on purpose. You're so sweet.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I'm just really scatty, and it's very embarrassing, and typically
it is not.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We're not laughing at the situation.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
We're laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh yeah, thank you, guys.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I'm really glad that we've all made that per Just
in case you're listening, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
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Speaker 1 (15:20):
When did you put your foot in it? Like, surely
your mom fails.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Parents done worse than I have because it happens.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Oh my god, you just reminded me my mom.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I love my mom.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
She works in like a homeware store.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Manchester, Manchester.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Anyway, she was having this conversation with this lady one day,
an older lady, and I guess my mom did the
same thing Laura where she's for a kid. She was
sort of checks in and checks out. Now, the lady
had some towels in her hand. She was buying some
new towels because it was time to refresh the house.
And so my mom was sort of listening, talking, engaging,
but doing something else in her mind. And then my
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mom said, well, they don't last forever, do that, like
you do have to replace them eventually.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, she's talking about town.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
She's talking about town.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, I'm following.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
And the lady's like, oh, I mean, I guess he
was eighty three.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
He had a good innings.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
She had said her husband just passed away. Her husband
had just passed away.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
And she was getting you.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
She was getting you linen forro it because you don't
want to have the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
My mom missed that.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Somehow, my mom missed that cruise and that just bleach
it for a day.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Fine, don't come back to normal.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
They don't last forever.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You need to replace them.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
It's really nice to get the friends and family together
you know, regardless of the reason.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So bad.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
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Speaker 1 (16:58):
All right, let's go. We'll see you tomorrow, say guys,
Peakout, Laura, come on in.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Ala alah, Happy Monday.
Speaker 3 (00:21):
We made it.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
How was everyone's weekends?
Speaker 4 (00:22):
We're back on air, Mitch one was great, thanks for asking.
Speaker 5 (00:26):
Oh cute, So it was mine. I had a great
weekend too, went away for a little holiday with the kids.
Speaker 1 (00:32):
It was nice. What you live simple pleasures, Laura ba No, do.
Speaker 5 (00:37):
You know what when I'm like happy Monday and it's
already Monday afternoon, I feel like we're already like heading
head deep into Tuesday.
Speaker 3 (00:43):
I had like the.
Speaker 6 (00:44):
Best weekend I probably have had, like in the last
six months. I will tell you about it later, but
it was really amazing. But you know what I didn't
do this weekend.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
I didn't go.
Speaker 6 (00:54):
To the Coldplay concert in Perth, which was apparently absolutely incredible.
Speaker 7 (00:59):
Cold Player in Ali at the moment, like everyone with
Amy Shark opened, everyone was saying Amy was amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:04):
Then Coldplay came on. It was like this would be
breathtaking live.
Speaker 5 (01:07):
Coldplay for me is like it really kind of permeated
my twenties and my early thirties, Like it's still kind
of like the anthem for that period of my life.
Speaker 6 (01:15):
You know what, I think He's interesting about cold Plays there,
there's such a like I see them as really laid
back and chill and like smooth, but apparently the performances,
especially abou Chris Martin, but apparently their next level, like
they're the best.
Speaker 5 (01:27):
Before amazing scene. I've been to three of their concepts. Yeah,
they are amazing.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Are you Are you a cold?
Speaker 7 (01:32):
Hold?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Are you cold?
Speaker 4 (01:34):
Are you play?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
No? Yeah, I don't think anyone.
Speaker 1 (01:39):
You're stuff and part of the COLDI cold, you're a
cold one? Don't say that. That's gonna make That's the
papers they.
Speaker 6 (01:44):
Just released now that they're coming back next year for
four separate shows, so maybe we can go make it.
Speaker 1 (01:49):
They're all right.
Speaker 5 (01:51):
I've got some other very exciting news for you guys.
There is a hot list going around, the hottest of hot.
Unfortunately none of us made it.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (01:58):
The reason for that is because when not bald oh,
I'll tell you about it coming up?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
All right?
Speaker 7 (02:02):
Why we have the list on the pickup, don't we
that's on the way here. We are around Australia our
thanks to chemist ware House heading today, I.
Speaker 1 (02:08):
Get great savings every day.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
There is a sexy list that has just hit the world,
the sexiest of sexiest. Now Unfortunately, Mitch, you did not
make the list. And Britt, it's only men on this list,
so you also did not say that.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
Damn.
Speaker 5 (02:22):
But now it is sexy for a reason that I
think doesn't get enough airtime. These are the sexiest bald
men in the world.
Speaker 6 (02:30):
Wow, I don't mind a bald man who is a
surprise that comes as a real surprise to me.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
Britt, No, you, I mean I used to hook up
with the ball guy.
Speaker 4 (02:41):
Not that that's like, but I remember there was one
in particular.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
I loved it.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
I don't think there's anything wrong with it.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
Do you like rub it after for good luck? He's
like a genie?
Speaker 2 (02:51):
No you do?
Speaker 4 (02:52):
You give it all the rub three wishes.
Speaker 7 (02:54):
I prefer hair. I love a head of hair. I'm
all about the hair. So bald does nothing for me,
doesn't let me going.
Speaker 2 (02:59):
All right, Well, let me change your mind, Mitch. That's
what I'm all about.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
Yeah, all right.
Speaker 5 (03:02):
So there was a couple of different factors in which
they critique the hotness of these men.
Speaker 1 (03:06):
Number one head shape No.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Number one on the Yeah, head shape is important.
Speaker 5 (03:10):
If you've got nothing to high behind and you've got
a regular shaped head, that's going to play a factor.
But no, the hottest one on the list. We can
debate about this afterwards, but just hear me out. It
was Prince William. Okay, I know, hottest bald man in
the world. Let me tell you what they judged them on.
Facial proximity. I think that that's kind of like symmetry,
(03:31):
but they've caught it. Facial proximity. Shiny head factor very important.
No one wants a bald man who has an embraced
being bald and it's just growing out the wispiness.
Speaker 3 (03:41):
Bald shina right up.
Speaker 6 (03:44):
I would go so far as to say Prince William
is not bald. I would say he's going bald because
he still has that ring of hair around the side.
Speaker 4 (03:51):
It's ball on top.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
That's not bald.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
But the bald on top is shiny. Okay, Voice attractiveness
because the overall hotness of these men and height also plays.
It plays a factor because if we're not going to
be baldest will be highest instead. But I'm going to
say this, Okay, we're all about celebrating a short king,
and I think we need to start celebrating the ball kings.
Speaker 7 (04:12):
Hold yeah, I mean no, I can't get around this.
Number two is Vin Diesel with a score of eight
point eight. One's an uber passage.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
He's hot.
Speaker 6 (04:19):
No, he's hot, but his head is really probably a
bit too big for me.
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Number three is probably what I would have put at
number one.
Speaker 6 (04:25):
So number three is Jason Samuel Jackson.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
At number five, Michael.
Speaker 6 (04:32):
Jordan, Yes the Rock, Yes would go there, would would
tap Kerry Cruise at ten.
Speaker 5 (04:38):
No, do you know who's missing from this list? Now
this might not be a household name, but you'll remember
the visual of him. You're Jeremy Meeks. So he was
the hottest mugshot guy, you know that, like amazingly attractive
man that went viral and he was like the hottest
criminal ever.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
He committed a crime, but he's so sexy with his
bald head.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
He's a charged felon.
Speaker 7 (04:56):
Would I can't get her in like the gay community,
I don't want to shame, but I like it.
Speaker 1 (05:03):
I like it.
Speaker 7 (05:03):
If I'm dating, I want a head of hair. Also,
I'm dating people like in their mid twenties. So if
there's no hair at the mid twenties, do you it's
a worry Genetics wise.
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Do you think your hairmich like? Do you think you
hide behind your hair a little.
Speaker 1 (05:14):
Give me it's a Monday after because.
Speaker 6 (05:16):
Your hair, I feel like your hair is How would
you feel if you were bald?
Speaker 4 (05:20):
Because I feel like you would present yourself differently?
Speaker 3 (05:22):
Am I right?
Speaker 7 (05:23):
Oh yeah, I'd go straight to Madam two swords and
again the hairpiece.
Speaker 1 (05:27):
I blew it. I'd be on the first flight to Turkey.
Speaker 5 (05:31):
I think you're wrong, Like when I said, when I
was in my twenties, I used to think that it
wasn't attractive. As I'm getting older, I'm all, I'm all
for it. I had there is no part of me
that has an aversion to bald.
Speaker 1 (05:40):
Now you think I need to embrace the why?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I think you would have just as much luck dating
if you were bald.
Speaker 6 (05:46):
You have now the hottest Yeah, bowling ball that there
is really shaped round hair.
Speaker 1 (05:52):
Now I look like Voldemort if he was on pregnant zone,
like I would be so swollen.
Speaker 3 (05:58):
Why don't we get one of those bald apps?
Speaker 1 (06:00):
I thought we were going to clippers.
Speaker 6 (06:02):
Why don't we get some clippers and shavy head? Why
don't we get one of those apps and make you bald?
Put it on your dating site and see what happens.
I would prefer it if we shave your head and
then put it on the dating side.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
We could do that first.
Speaker 1 (06:12):
I will know, I will do that. I will do that.
Speaker 7 (06:14):
App what we edit myself to be bored and see
if I if I shake your head and then put yeah,
it's an intervention.
Speaker 1 (06:19):
You guys are pre planned.
Speaker 2 (06:20):
It's not an intervention.
Speaker 5 (06:22):
I just know this is more me wanting to prove
to you that bald men are just as datable as unboard.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
I'm down for a challenge.
Speaker 7 (06:30):
Awkward tho if I book a date and I turn
up and they're like, ship, what what pills are you
on to grow that?
Speaker 2 (06:35):
Thick lu I went to Turkey and had a had
on Tuesday.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
I got one more Aussie lad Fisher DJ Fisher Oh yeah,
and he.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
Went back to the list. You've dropped me.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
All right, we'll update you. I'm going to edit my
my Tinder photo apps and we'll give.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
You an update.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Give me your dating profile.
Speaker 1 (06:56):
You know you got my phone bold King.
Speaker 6 (06:59):
Okay, guys, listen as much of a surprise as Mitch's
new ball head is going to be to all his
new dating dating lovers online. I had the biggest best
surprise of my entire life on the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Okay, that was an exaggeration. I had a great surprise.
Speaker 1 (07:12):
All the weekend. All right, we'll find out what it
is after this.
Speaker 6 (07:15):
On the pickup, guys, I got the surprise of my lifetime.
This was It was on Friday, I'm going to say
this weekend. But I was going about my business, my
fertility business, because I was doing my egg freezing and
I was at the depths of my despair. I had
two weeks of hormones built up in me, and Ben,
my partner, all the way from Scotland, decided to surprise
(07:37):
me in Australia.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Ye ye, he turned up in a kill.
Speaker 2 (07:42):
Did he just come for the weekend like he flew
in from Scotland for the weekend.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
Yeah, so he Well, he came for three days, which
it's a long way to come. It's twenty four hours.
Speaker 6 (07:50):
We haven't seen each other in months, and I was
about to go through the fertility procedures. So he wanted,
I mean, bless his soul, he wanted to be here
because last time it didn't go well.
Speaker 4 (07:57):
You know, last time was a bit of a disaster
for us.
Speaker 7 (08:00):
That is almost twenty four hours in the air, times two.
He was almost in the air as long as he
was here.
Speaker 4 (08:05):
Absolutely he was. But it's what happened when he was
here that was so funny.
Speaker 6 (08:11):
And this is only this trip was only his third
time in Australia, so I have been there six seven
times and he's only been able to make it twice
before now.
Speaker 3 (08:20):
And as you guys know, he's absolutely.
Speaker 4 (08:22):
Petrified of the Australian wildlife.
Speaker 2 (08:24):
Okay, the last time he was here, he was scared
of the snakes and every well.
Speaker 4 (08:27):
To be fair, we brought a giant python in and
put over his.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
We did fight a very good sport, but he was scared.
Speaker 6 (08:33):
But like every foreigner, I think you have this idea
of what Australia is, right, like you have an idea
the crocodiles, or walking down the street the main street
and a funnel.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Web will drop onto your face when you're sleeping.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Like I really perpetuate that whole thing. We make it,
make it big, but we.
Speaker 6 (08:48):
Never see it, right like as Australians that live here
generally speaking in the cities, like of course far North Queensland,
but like we don't see these killer animals anyway. I
walked in on him in my bedroom and I saw
what he was doing, and I popped my head back,
and I was like, I need to film this because
it's one of the funniest things I've ever seen.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
Have a lisit.
Speaker 3 (09:08):
What are you doing.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Making sure you don't have any more huntsman's and you
don't have proper tape?
Speaker 1 (09:15):
So nearly there, like the beaver building is dumb.
Speaker 6 (09:20):
Nearly there woman wondering why she has Huntsmans when there's
a two inch gap.
Speaker 1 (09:26):
Next to my head where I sleep, as this is
my side of the bed.
Speaker 7 (09:33):
This is like four.
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Locks glad rappidition.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
I think that's enough tape. You can never be too
careful with this.
Speaker 6 (09:44):
So I walked in on him and there's this tiny
little hole in my fly screen outside like who cares?
It's been there forever, Like I don't care, It doesn't
bother me. He had clocks that it was above his head,
and he had imagined that this was just a thoroughfare
for like kill the highway, no for spiders. So he
got glad rap glood glood wrap from the kitchen. He
(10:08):
got glad rap from the kitchen door draw, and then
he got just like tape that you would wrap a
present with, like really thin tape that you would not
use to build a fort Knox.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
And he started to tape up. My entire window has
been glad wrapped.
Speaker 6 (10:19):
He glad wrapped the window to make sure that the
spiders couldn't get in.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
This is so dumb.
Speaker 3 (10:26):
I'm glad you said that.
Speaker 2 (10:27):
You said that, not me.
Speaker 6 (10:28):
Anyway, I had this big I was like, bless his soul.
Let him, you know, protect me, protect his woman.
Speaker 3 (10:33):
So that's what he was doing.
Speaker 6 (10:34):
Yeah, and then I had to have a chat to him,
and I was like, just so you know, this stuff
happens few and far between, Like I know that you think,
being from Switzerland and you only have cows with bells
on them, I know you think that there's all these
killer animals. And I talked to him for ages to
get him comfortable because he walks into a room. I'm
not exaggerating, and look, he checks it. Most people check
it for guns or people hiding under the bed. He
(10:56):
checks it if there's any little spiders, like you know
when you walk in in an FBI movie and they're
like us in the room.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
He does it for spiders.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
BRIT's big brave man. So wait for it.
Speaker 6 (11:03):
I finally get him comfortable and get him on board,
and then we go to the beach for the first time.
Like he steps his foot on the sand. The water
is crystal clear. It's beautiful, it's like a bay. We
walk in, he's three feet in, screams, looks down. He
has stepped smack being in the middle of a giant
sting ray. Oh, I cannot make this up. I have
(11:25):
spent my entire life in the ocean. I have never
even seen the sting ray.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
He's stepped on it. Do you know what this is?
Speaker 5 (11:31):
This is manifestation. He did this to himself, and he
only has himself to blame.
Speaker 3 (11:35):
So now he thinks I'm lying. I'm trying to put
him in the face of danger.
Speaker 1 (11:38):
Now he's going to walk to the beach with alfoil
wrapped on his feet. He too, glad bags on his toes.
Speaker 5 (11:44):
All right, Well, speaking of putting your foot in it,
he may have done it literally, but I certainly put
my foot in on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
And I'm going to tell you all about that in a.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
Minute after this on the pickup.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
So, something happened to me.
Speaker 5 (11:55):
On the weekend, something that every time I think about it,
I feel physically sick.
Speaker 1 (11:59):
Still, How does this always happen?
Speaker 7 (12:01):
Won't you?
Speaker 5 (12:01):
Away on an anniversary weekend, a full weekend with my
husband also brought both our children along, so it wasn't
really like the one on one quality time that we
hoped for. And look this is what happened. We went
out for dinner this one night. We went to a
lovely Italian restaurant early booking, had the kids there early,
were brought their coloring in pencils.
Speaker 1 (12:20):
That was five o'clock.
Speaker 3 (12:21):
Five was so mummy. It was such a mum.
Speaker 5 (12:24):
Okay, but we took like we took their little coloring
in stuff. Anyway, it just wasn't our night for it.
They were running around the restaurant like absolute little terrorists,
just like running up and down and up.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
And down, causing havoc.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
But at that time of the day, it's kind of
okay because everybody else there also just has kids or
they're super super.
Speaker 6 (12:41):
Old, so you know, they're really old and they need
to be in bed by seven, and not many people
are out before six for dinner.
Speaker 5 (12:45):
No, totally, so it's just ask our kids. Heaps of
other kids. They were all being silly and running around
like crazy. And so at one point my children out
the front of the restaurant rolling around on the AstroTurf
with another lady and her kids who were also doing
the same thing, and she's chatting away to me, and
I'd clocked them earlier, and they were sitting on this
big table, lots of friends and their family, and it
(13:06):
was like a big table of fifteen people, lots of kids,
and so we were kind of like half in a
conversation and you know, well, I mean, you guys don't know,
but if you've got kids, you never have a proper conversation.
It's always like you're in and you're out, and you're
getting half of what they're saying because they're like chatting, chatty,
and then you're like, Lola, let that down. So I'm
in the midst of this going trying to watch them, yeah,
going in and out of this conversation. And so she's
(13:28):
telling me, like, you know, how they've come up here
together and they looked like they were having a beautiful
time this big table sitting all together having dinner with
their friends and family.
Speaker 2 (13:37):
And I said, oh, you're like, you're here with everyone,
and she said yeah, yeah, yeah. Then I'm back at
looking at Lola. They said, oh my god, it must
be so nice coming up here with all your friends.
I wish I could come away with my friends.
Speaker 5 (13:46):
And then she was like yeah, yeah, yeah, running around
after Lola, and then she said something else. They didn't
quite clock it, and I was like, oh, honestly, it
must be so nice just to get away, you know,
like cause you never get to do that when you're
with your you know, when you've got kids, you hardly
forget to spend that much time with.
Speaker 1 (14:01):
Your friend over a little holidays with.
Speaker 5 (14:03):
All your girlfriends. And she goes and she's looking increasingly
confused as this is playing out. And then when you
know that it's the moment that you realize you're having
two different conversations, and she says, yeah, I guess it
is really nice to have all my friends and family
together to scatter.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
My dad's ashes. Laura, Laura burn I just missed it.
At some point, she'd said while she was here, and
I kept saying.
Speaker 4 (14:30):
Gosh, it's so nice that you're all together, Laura. You
need to go with me, dig your hole and bury yourself.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
That's probably not the expression, Laura.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
I wanted the earth to swallow me up and eat
me whole.
Speaker 7 (14:44):
Was the moment where it all falls into place, like
you look at the table and then there's an urn
in the middle.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
And you go, makes sense.
Speaker 6 (14:49):
So how do you recover from that? Did you say
did you pretend you hadn't heard? Or did you say, oh, yes,
but it still must be nice to get together?
Speaker 3 (14:58):
Oh so good, Laura.
Speaker 1 (14:59):
And that's such a Laura thing because you actually wouldn't
have done it on purpose. You're so sweet.
Speaker 5 (15:03):
I'm just really scatty, and it's very embarrassing, and typically
it is not.
Speaker 4 (15:08):
We're not laughing at the situation.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
We're laughing at you.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
Oh yeah, thank you, guys.
Speaker 5 (15:11):
I'm really glad that we've all made that per Just
in case you're listening, I'm so sorry.
Speaker 7 (15:14):
Listen, we're gonna get We're gonna give a five hundred
dollars chemist warehouse Voutchert to if you've got a similar story.
Speaker 1 (15:20):
When did you put your foot in it? Like, surely
your mom fails.
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Parents done worse than I have because it happens.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
Oh my god, you just reminded me my mom.
Speaker 3 (15:29):
I love my mom.
Speaker 4 (15:30):
She works in like a homeware store.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
Manchester, Manchester.
Speaker 6 (15:33):
Anyway, she was having this conversation with this lady one day,
an older lady, and I guess my mom did the
same thing Laura where she's for a kid. She was
sort of checks in and checks out. Now, the lady
had some towels in her hand. She was buying some
new towels because it was time to refresh the house.
And so my mom was sort of listening, talking, engaging,
but doing something else in her mind. And then my
(15:55):
mom said, well, they don't last forever, do that, like
you do have to replace them eventually.
Speaker 2 (16:03):
Yeah, she's talking about town.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
She's talking about town.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
Yeah, I'm following.
Speaker 4 (16:06):
And the lady's like, oh, I mean, I guess he
was eighty three.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
He had a good innings.
Speaker 4 (16:13):
She had said her husband just passed away. Her husband
had just passed away.
Speaker 3 (16:17):
And she was getting you.
Speaker 4 (16:19):
She was getting you linen forro it because you don't
want to have the same thing.
Speaker 2 (16:20):
My mom missed that.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Somehow, my mom missed that cruise and that just bleach
it for a day.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
Fine, don't come back to normal.
Speaker 4 (16:28):
They don't last forever.
Speaker 3 (16:30):
You need to replace them.
Speaker 6 (16:31):
Mom.
Speaker 5 (16:32):
It's really nice to get the friends and family together
you know, regardless of the reason.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
So bad.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
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did you put your foot? Nerd?
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