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Speaker 1 (00:12):
Laura.

Speaker 2 (00:13):
Come on.

Speaker 3 (00:18):
Hello everyone, Hello, Hello.

Speaker 4 (00:21):
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Speaker 3 (00:25):
Do you know I'm missing something very special to be
here today?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
Guys?

Speaker 4 (00:28):
Oh sorry, we're holding you up? God?

Speaker 2 (00:30):
Yeah, very where else could you possibly want to be?

Speaker 3 (00:33):
Well?

Speaker 5 (00:33):
No, I've had a very busy day, haven't been home
since very early and Matt this morning had to get
the girls ready to go to day care and he's
just sent me a photo. It's their daycare photo days.
So they go to school and they have like their
school photo.

Speaker 3 (00:46):
Like once a year, like a year. It's their like
annual school photo. And look at look at what he
dressed them in.

Speaker 4 (00:52):
Oh, they're all quite little fairies.

Speaker 3 (00:55):
Okay, he did very good. It makes me proud.

Speaker 5 (00:58):
When he goes in the water, drone picks out a
little a little too too outfit and some little frilly socks.

Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's a real dad girl.

Speaker 4 (01:05):
You approve it though, like that that's not an outfit,
that's a costume they're wearing.

Speaker 5 (01:09):
Also, it's almost winter and they're running around with like
singlet dresses on.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
But you know what beauty is pain, guys.

Speaker 4 (01:15):
You Sheridan's on the show today, Ossie Actor, we love
you well.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
This one's for you, Laura because you're tall, because you
love Married at First Sight. But Carolina from Married at
First Sight Carolina Carolina, Carolina. She came out and she
said she wouldn't date anyone under six foot and I
have big feels about that.

Speaker 3 (01:31):
I have small fields more.

Speaker 4 (01:33):
Let's unpacking next. Plus, if you want to fly to
the UK for the King's Coronation, we're sending you in
the next fifteen minutes. You're at the pickup. You're on
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Speaker 2 (01:51):
I want to get some of your thoughts on a
dating profile and your general opinion in the dating world.
Now I know you both taken, but I have been
single for a long time. Carolina Carolina. I don't know
how to pronounce same from maths. She's been called out
pretty publicly for her dating profile because she put a
prerequisite on there that said you should only leave a
comment on my profile if you're six foot or taller.

Speaker 3 (02:13):
Now she's being dragged.

Speaker 2 (02:15):
She's being dragged through the mud by shorts, by talls,
by all different sizes.

Speaker 4 (02:21):
What do you think about that?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
Because I dive sort of.

Speaker 3 (02:25):
Into short people.

Speaker 5 (02:26):
Would you now in my time, I'm dating a six
six boys, I would say, coming from the girl whose
boyfriend is literally a giant.

Speaker 3 (02:33):
His head is in a different hemisphere.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
He's the BFG.

Speaker 3 (02:36):
Yeah, he's literally a different.

Speaker 5 (02:37):
So would you date someone mark? And I'm not saying
like similar heights. I'm saying like a foot shorter than you?
Would you date someone a foot shorter than you?

Speaker 3 (02:45):
I have.

Speaker 2 (02:45):
I fell wildly in love once with somebody that was
probably half a foot shorter than me. I'm five nine,
I'm quite tall, but then I wear heels too, So
when I would wear heels, he was like shoulder around it.

Speaker 3 (02:57):
But I don't think there's a problem with it.

Speaker 5 (02:59):
I've dated guys who are shorter than me in the past.

Speaker 3 (03:01):
But look, do I have a preference?

Speaker 5 (03:04):
Yes?

Speaker 3 (03:04):
Am I gonna get canceled for saying that? Probably?

Speaker 4 (03:06):
But I think you want a taller man.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
I'm attracted to men who are taller.

Speaker 4 (03:11):
Than is your husband mat tall than he's short? Isn't
he no?

Speaker 3 (03:14):
Matt's like six one six two or something.

Speaker 5 (03:16):
He is tall, yes, interesting, and I mean I think
it also comes from being a tall girl as well,
that I've always liked to feel encapsulated by my man,
not like I'm encapsulating them.

Speaker 2 (03:27):
I agree, because again, I'm tall and I'm broad, and
I feel like I'm like a big energy as well,
So I feel like a giant when I'm with someone
shorter than me. But like, I'm sorry, are you telling
me you'd kick zac Efron out of bed, Laura, because
zach Effron's.

Speaker 3 (03:39):
Five eight, he is short, and you would hit that
with a run up. I know it you would.

Speaker 5 (03:46):
You can't bring zac Efron into this because he's very,
very hot, So therefore he's an outlier.

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Saying that sure people aren't hot.

Speaker 3 (03:55):
Yes they are.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I'm not saying that they're not hot, but I'm saying
I don't. He's not like make and exception for a short,
extremely hot person.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
Quiet on set, please, Joe Jonas five to seven seven, Mars.

Speaker 3 (04:07):
Five to five. He's a little baby. He's a small baby.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
James mcilvoy five seven. Rub it down in Junior five eight,
So he's not.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Outlined, Laura. Danny DeVito, No, I would not. There we go,
we get to the bottom of it.

Speaker 5 (04:21):
Do you know what though, we I feel like, hey,
I'm not back in Carolina because I truly could give
two hoots for who she wants a.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
Day or two things.

Speaker 5 (04:29):
But I think people get very offended these days when
you say you have a type. If you say, oh,
I like this type of look in a person, anybody
that doesn't look like that feels offended that they didn't
kind of make the cart.

Speaker 3 (04:41):
We all have. Typestory's exist, but there.

Speaker 2 (04:48):
Are a lot of positives, a lot of pros for
dating a shorter man. Like think of how quick intimcy
is bomb high level.

Speaker 3 (04:55):
High level, you're there, do pop it in his mouth
while you're walking down on the street.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
You can do whatever you want standing up, laying down.

Speaker 3 (05:02):
It's not everyone can do that. Do you know what
they do? Say? Everyone's the same height laying down. That's increased.

Speaker 4 (05:08):
I don't think it was your dad short. All right,
I'm talking you share it and we'll be joining us next.
He is tall, here's sharing is tall. He's handsome. He's
joining us on the show next. Plus, if you like
to be in the UK for the King's Coronation. Collect
your boarding pass to fly direct to London. Next, You've
Got Kids, It's the pick up with Britt, Laura and

(05:29):
Mitch head into chemist Warehouse today. Great savings every day. Guys.
I'm so excited for our next guest. You'll know him
from Pack to the Rafters House Husbands. Isn't it romantic?
The divorce plus the real dirty dancing Christmas on the farm,
the divorce? The list goes on.

Speaker 2 (05:42):
What a ra A lot of lovey dovey romantic stuff
in there, isn't it?

Speaker 4 (05:46):
But you share.

Speaker 2 (05:50):
A genre of choice.

Speaker 1 (05:52):
No, I guess that's just what I get cast in.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
You do have that like sort of Ryan GOSLINI vibe
about you.

Speaker 1 (05:59):
Yeah, I haven't planned to see you real killer ones.
But it was like a short film.

Speaker 3 (06:02):
Did you?

Speaker 1 (06:04):
No? No, that's a weird, creepy and I just thought
i'd make one at home?

Speaker 4 (06:09):
Was it a documentary doing.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
A little showing?

Speaker 2 (06:12):
It was the way you said, were you that's a
short film?

Speaker 3 (06:14):
I was like, sounds like a dodgy homemade I think.

Speaker 1 (06:17):
They we're going to turn it into a feature. I did.
I also did a film called Ball where I got
eaten by pig.

Speaker 6 (06:23):
That wasn't That wasn't very lovey dovey, Well I got eaten.

Speaker 4 (06:29):
Well, you're also in Tiktic Boom sitting the theater the
twenty first of the twenty sixth of April first show
is tonight.

Speaker 6 (06:34):
Technically yes, yeah, yeah, it's the preview, but it's it's
going to be like the first show for all of us,
so it's going to be very exciting.

Speaker 3 (06:41):
I was going to say, Hugh, tell us, how all
the rehearsals.

Speaker 2 (06:43):
Have been going.

Speaker 6 (06:44):
Well, we were already too the show to Melbourne and
to Brisbane, to Great acclaim. It was really, really fantastic.
But we've just had about six weeks off and we're
seeing each other for the first time yesterday, and it's
you know, you know, it's a lot.

Speaker 1 (06:58):
It's a lot for me to to do.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
You've said here that this will probably be the role
of my lifetime, so correct me if I'm wrong. But
are you saying this is bigger than your pig eating role?

Speaker 1 (07:10):
Ah, yeah, it's definitely. No, It's what I mean is
the hardest role.

Speaker 6 (07:14):
It's like, it's the hardest role because this show was
originally written as like a one person show and it's
been We've now got a cast about five, but essentially
it's just me running the show. So there's a lot
of talking to do and a lot of singing and
a lot of dancing, and it's NonStop.

Speaker 1 (07:28):
There's no intermission, just goes for ninety minutes and then
you're out. So it's fantastic.

Speaker 2 (07:31):
Moving past that you recently on Jess Rose podcast mentioned
that you were how to marry just secret marriage of
nine years.

Speaker 1 (07:39):
That was.

Speaker 6 (07:41):
Nobody knew that it was on you know what when
I got engaged, it was on the front page of
I don't know, one of those magazines because someone that
I had been married to came out and said it
like the week that I had gotten engaged and.

Speaker 1 (07:56):
Foot and I was like, well, that's really sick timing
for them to pull that out of their hat.

Speaker 6 (08:02):
But but yeah, look, I mean it was sort of
old news and that's where she got it from.

Speaker 5 (08:07):
But you know, secret secret marriecret, you weren't just.

Speaker 3 (08:12):
You weren't flaunting it around everyone.

Speaker 6 (08:14):
That I knew, Like, I mean, everyone knew that, you know,
people that were close to me or knew it was just.

Speaker 4 (08:19):
A really big crush on him.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
On the I haven't confirmed tonight.

Speaker 3 (08:24):
No no.

Speaker 4 (08:28):
Secret marriage.

Speaker 6 (08:28):
I haven't well, I mean out of respect to the
other person, whether it was a guy or a girl
or whoever.

Speaker 4 (08:34):
Well, I had a crush.

Speaker 3 (08:35):
I had a crush on them. They are very hot.

Speaker 4 (08:38):
You don't even know.

Speaker 6 (08:39):
All of the people that they said that I could
have been married to were all hot.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
So I was very pleased.

Speaker 3 (08:45):
That's nice.

Speaker 1 (08:46):
I don't even know if they speaking could have been
a little closer to home than you think.

Speaker 6 (08:55):
For a while it was everyone came out out and said, oh,
we know who it.

Speaker 3 (09:01):
Was, but do they are you bread crumbing right now?

Speaker 1 (09:04):
It could be It sounds like.

Speaker 2 (09:06):
An exclusive that it could be Australian.

Speaker 6 (09:09):
Yeah, well yeah, because that was hang on, I went
for some pretty far fetched ones I thought.

Speaker 1 (09:16):
I was like, I don't know.

Speaker 2 (09:17):
If you're like, I've never met that, but I'll take it.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yes it was Jason.

Speaker 4 (09:25):
The room is true.

Speaker 1 (09:26):
Look if it was Elton, do you think I'd be
sitting in.

Speaker 6 (09:28):
Here in head to take I would have known about
it doing boom by myself.

Speaker 4 (09:36):
Well, listen, you can get tickets if you want to
see Hugh Sheridan Sydney Lyric Theater. The twenty first of
the twenty sixth of April. We love you took us
for the for the previous show time so much.

Speaker 3 (09:45):
The way to come, so you actually come? Yeah, I
would love to come.

Speaker 4 (09:48):
I love to.

Speaker 3 (09:54):
Tickets.

Speaker 2 (09:55):
I will I would love to come and watch.

Speaker 4 (09:56):
All right, you share it in there, Thanks for coming
on here. Alright, we're back after this here at the pickup.
The most controversial proposal ever. Everyone's talking about this all
over TikTok. Laura is obsessed with this propose, my new one,
Hugh's next proposal. That's what it is.

Speaker 3 (10:12):
We're talking about it.

Speaker 4 (10:13):
Live it, we'll talk about it next to the pick up.
You're on. Kiss, You've got to pick up with Britt,
Laura and Mitch get ahead of the spread of this
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Speaker 5 (10:25):
I feel like growing up, most girls think about their
potential engagement, what it's going to be like that one
beautiful day where the person they love finally gets down
on one knee and proposes to How big is the diamond? Oh?

Speaker 3 (10:39):
You know, you think about it. You think, what's the
dress going to look like?

Speaker 4 (10:42):
Yeah?

Speaker 3 (10:42):
I'm doing what have you eaten that day.

Speaker 5 (10:45):
Well, look, there's this one woman who she got proposed
to just recently, and I think this is possibly the
worst proposal that I have ever heard of in my
entire life.

Speaker 3 (10:54):
So picture this. You go away on a.

Speaker 5 (10:56):
Beautiful romantic holiday to Lebanon, and when you're there, you
get carjacked, kidnapped, thrown into the back of where a wagon, blindfolded.
Have a listen to this audio.

Speaker 1 (11:10):
My brother decided to propose in Lebanon.

Speaker 3 (11:20):
This is her being kidnapped, please please, I'm not.

Speaker 4 (11:28):
She's being pulled from a car, she's hysterical, and her
husband's nowhere to be found. My gosh, oh he's down.
He's down one knee. He proposed to her.

Speaker 5 (11:44):
So at this point in time, so she's been separated
from her boyfriend, she's been blindfolded and dragged away, and
then all of a sudden it opens out and there's
her boyfriend on one knee proposing while she is hysterical.
He thought that a carjacking kidnap would be the most
romantic way to mark their special day.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
I imagine thinking, I know the way to make my
girlfriend feel special. I'll make her feel like she was
the only one on the street to get picked for carjacking.

Speaker 6 (12:10):
No.

Speaker 3 (12:10):
Also no from me, Okay.

Speaker 5 (12:12):
I when I thought about this, I was like, do
you know what, when I was in my twenties, I reckon,
I probably still would have said yes, you absolutely would,
just because I was so desperate for someone to propose
to me.

Speaker 3 (12:21):
I was like, please, does anyone love me? You can
carjack me, take me to do I'll do anything. I
just needed it. But that's speaking of attention, That's exactly
what this is. They're doing it for Instagram, They're doing
it for TikTok.

Speaker 5 (12:32):
The only reason why somebody would film that and put
it up is for downloads and likes.

Speaker 3 (12:36):
And I just think it's revolted.

Speaker 4 (12:38):
Now, I think it's funny. I mean, because clearly that's.

Speaker 2 (12:41):
What work because you're a TikTok kid.

Speaker 4 (12:43):
I'm not a TikTok kids. Okay.

Speaker 3 (12:45):
Not every couple, you know, the generation of TikTok.

Speaker 4 (12:47):
No, not every couple walks around and gets coffees on
the beach with their kids and their beautiful dog. Some
couples like to prank each other. And that's probably Frankie.

Speaker 3 (12:55):
She thought she was about to be murdered.

Speaker 4 (12:57):
What they're into.

Speaker 3 (12:58):
Frankie is jumping out from kind a door. It's not nap.

Speaker 4 (13:02):
No, they probably bond over ncis every night. They're probably weird,
creepy couples.

Speaker 3 (13:06):
I think it's okay that.

Speaker 2 (13:07):
She actually went on to say that it was the
best day of her life, and I'm like, girl, you
got to step up.

Speaker 3 (13:12):
This is the best tay of your life. As a problem,
have you ever.

Speaker 5 (13:14):
Thought about, like, I mean, envisaged what your potential proposal
diamond would look like, what your you know when you
get proposed to, what that day is going to be.

Speaker 3 (13:24):
I don't feel like I'm.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
A normal quote unquote girl in the sense of dreaming
and thinking and planning proposals. I've only ever in my
life thought about a wedding once, and then I found
out he was marrying someone else at the same time,
and I haven't since thought of a wedding. So I yeah,
I was dating someone that would like had this double
life and wanted to marry both of us and took
us to the same Tiffany's and he had created this

(13:46):
life that was completely identical to the point of like,
we're buying the same house. He took us to the
same Tiffany's. We had the same kidnap kid's names picked out.
He he used to make us wear the same perfumes,
He bought us the same presence, wrote us the same letters,
just changed the deer you know, Brittany dear X wow
and then good to keep lives consistent.

Speaker 4 (14:05):
This is a true story. Yes, I'm not making it up.

Speaker 2 (14:08):
Then he literally said to me. I said, but because
you can only legally believe it or not marry one person,
I said, what were you going to do when push
came to Shark? This is the only time I ever
saw him once I found out. I said, what was
going to happen when D Day came? And he said, well,
I knew the life I wanted, but I just didn't
know who I wanted to slot into it. And I
said to him, I said, well who would you have picked?

Speaker 3 (14:29):
He probably her.

Speaker 4 (14:30):
He had a backup wife and you were the backup.

Speaker 3 (14:33):
No, I was the backup. She was the main one.

Speaker 4 (14:36):
How did you find out, britt that he was doing this.

Speaker 2 (14:38):
Through mutual friends but we didn't know they were mutual friends.

Speaker 4 (14:43):
Yeah, she said, I've got this great man.

Speaker 1 (14:45):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (14:45):
He had a very particular name and job, and I
had said something. No, they had said something about him,
and they were like, oh, have you ever been there?
To their They were talking amongst themselves at dinner and
they said, have you ever been there when such and
such cooks staying at this guy's house? And I knew
I never met them. And I was like, hang on
a minute, are you referring to old mate? And they're

(15:07):
like yeah, And I said, oh, is he in a relationship?

Speaker 3 (15:11):
I know him? I thought he was single. I just
played dumb.

Speaker 2 (15:13):
I was like, I know him, and I played dumb
for a second and yeah. And then they were like, yeah,
it's been this part of six years.

Speaker 4 (15:21):
Oh my god. How long were you with him?

Speaker 2 (15:23):
Too?

Speaker 4 (15:23):
And you confronted him straight away?

Speaker 2 (15:25):
I never saw I only saw him again once in
my life. He went to shut down mode or hellbroke loose.
Her and I spoke. It was wild time. But long
story short, No, I no longer think of Okay.

Speaker 3 (15:38):
I feel like he is equally as bad as this guy.

Speaker 4 (15:43):
Oh my god, what's his name? Want to get a photo?

Speaker 3 (15:45):
Oh my god, he's.

Speaker 4 (15:47):
Back for wife number three. All right, we're down for
the day. Will and Wood. You are up next with
Brooke Boney while Woods are still in the jungle, Brooks taken.

Speaker 3 (15:55):
Over a bone to pick with Boney, don't we No.

Speaker 4 (15:59):
But she's gonna be on the Show US this week,
So hey you guys.

Speaker 3 (16:01):
Bye,
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