MINI: Britt's Dad Jokes to celebrate Father's Day

Britt is celebrating Father's Day this weekend with a collection of her fave Dad Jokes

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Okay, it is Father's Day this weekend. I haven't organized
anything yet. Well, I already gave my dad a Father's
DA present.

Speaker 3 (00:23):
Actually, well done, well done organized, Yeah, but I want
to give all you dads out there a present right now.
I am going to give you the gift of the
ultimate dad jokes. Now, I love a dad joke. Shockingly,
I'm not a dad, but I do love them. I
love a bad joke, and I feel like people need
to be armed with.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
New jokes going into the weekend. The problem I have
is that sorry, we keep you up more.

Speaker 1 (00:48):
Wow, guys, I'm about to have a baby. Okay, all
I do is y'awn and have reflux.

Speaker 2 (00:53):
No.

Speaker 1 (00:53):
The problem with jokes for me is like my brain
does not retain them. I hear them, I laugh, and
then I just can never recall them. Whereas you're full
of like my dad is also very good at a
dad joke. I reckon you'll know some of these laws,
so if you try. The only one I have is
the toilet paper one, which I've told about ten times.
Why did the four year old? Why did the toilet

(01:14):
paper roll down the hill? Get to the bottom, Get
to the bottom.

Speaker 3 (01:17):
All right, Ready, we're gonna start with my favorite topic.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Why are pirates pirates? Because they are? What's a pirate's
favorite letter? Or you think that? Bet it would be
the sea. It's not stupid, it is brilliant. All right. Well,
where does a pirate go to get his hook?

Speaker 1 (01:39):
Nah?

Speaker 2 (01:40):
No, second hand store?

Speaker 1 (01:42):
Oh is this just going to be a break on
pirate jokes? Is that what this is?

Speaker 2 (01:48):
I wanted to start with that, but I'm done.

Speaker 3 (01:49):
Okay, So why can't you hear pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Speaker 2 (01:55):
Because they don't go to the bathroom? Well, besides the
fact they're extinct, the p is silent. Oh that's true. Yeah,
that's good. That's clever, clever. My wife told me to
stop acting like a flamingo. I knew it was time
to put my foot down.

Speaker 3 (02:14):
Oh. Why should you never throw Grandpa's false teeth at
a vehicle?

Speaker 1 (02:19):
Because it would be very silly.

Speaker 3 (02:21):
I don't know any of these because you might dent
show the car.

Speaker 2 (02:25):
Oh that's terrible. That wasn't good.

Speaker 1 (02:29):
Produce a terrible one.

Speaker 2 (02:32):
You might dent your car. You might dye. I watched that.

Speaker 3 (02:37):
I blame the one terrible del Okay, why do bees
have sticky hair?

Speaker 1 (02:42):
I don't know, it's just happened. Honey.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
It's not funny. You're almost there because they use honey comb.
Oh god, Okay, my last.

Speaker 1 (02:52):
I feel like we should get people to call for this.
This is probably more.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Now I've got my last one. This is my favorite joke,
and I know you know it, Laura. I used it
on The Bachelor many years ago. It's how I.

Speaker 2 (03:02):
Almost wanted to go off but didn't.

Speaker 1 (03:04):
Do You reckon that this was the thing that turned
him off. He was so close to choosing you, and
then you whipped this terrible joke and he was like, oh,
I can't deal with that for the rest of my life.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I brought it in really early. That's what actually sold him.
I think that's why he kept me around. But then
I just it just wasn't enough to bring home.

Speaker 2 (03:19):
It disentiated after that.

Speaker 3 (03:21):
You know it, Laura, But for everyone in the car,
this is a joke I want you to use on
the weekend.

Speaker 2 (03:24):
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

Speaker 1 (03:27):
You know that Georgia Love said this on her season two.
Halloo me, it's hallo me. That's not a goodle one, Britt,
it's terrible.

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory.
There was debris everywhere.

Speaker 3 (03:41):
No, there was nothing left but debris. Don't butcher my jokes.

Speaker 2 (03:45):
You know, how do you get a bear out of
a tree with camen be?

Speaker 1 (03:50):
We must go, We must be done with this. All
we want to say is Happy Father's Day to all
the dad's out there, and hopefully your jokes are better
than BRIT's. Not.

Speaker 2 (03:58):
All here is we're capes. I'm here to