MINI: Marlie drew a VERY revealing picture of Laura at school

Laura recieved a very exposing drawing done by her daughter at school and she's not sure how to feel about it...

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts he more Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app. Yeah, Britt, I feel
like being a parent it's hard. It's sometimes it's really hard. Actually,
And that's it from us today. That's where the show
we have discovered it is indeed hot. I feel like
it comes part and parcel that sometimes your kids are

(00:30):
gonna do stuff that embarrasses you. Oh yeah, and you
just got to take it on the chin like a
champion because they don't really know. I don't think they do.
Sometimes maybe it's malicious, but other times I think it's
really innocent and they just don't know that what they've
said or what they've done is kind of not appropriate. Yeah,
adults stands. It's like when you see those videos go
around where like the little kid goes to school and
tells everyone that they heard mummy and daddy screaming in

(00:52):
the room in the night, Like you know, when they
get we were playing gorillas, Yeah, we're playing wrestling. Yeah yeah, look,
I mean we've all got our own version of that
with our own kids. But I went in to pick
up Molly May. She's five, she's in kindergarten. I went
in to pick her up from school the other day
and she goes to after schoolcare. So I walked into
after school care and there's all these lovely, really young,

(01:12):
beautiful young girls who like work in the after school
care center, right, got it, And they're gorgeous and they
take such good care of the kids. Walk in. Then
the girl who's like the main director, she just starts
gickling and I was like, oh, nice to see you too, darling,
and she goes, I've got something for you. She's like,
Marley's been drawing some pictures. Cute, and let me tell you, like,

(01:34):
my kids draw a thousand pictures. We have draws and
draws and draws full of drawings that we keep and
keep them all. Well, no, I don't keep them all.
I only keep the good ones. We've had to start culling,
like the menet. Yeah, I'll tell her. I'll say that
one's not good enough to keep. And she was like,
I wanted to put this aside for you. She's like,
because I think you'd really like to keep this one.
And I walk in and I get this picture and

(01:55):
I just want to show you what it's of, Britt,
because I think she's captured me in my raw and
beautiful essence. We can say draw. So Marley has she
started to revert to drawing me pregnant now because she's
really excited about being a big sister. She's so thrilled

(02:15):
she got so she drew a picture of me and
my pregnant belly, and she drew the baby inside the belly.
It's kind of like a cross between an X ray
because you can see inside me, but you can also
see out ray and porn. Well, an X ray and
just a really graphic detail photo. You can see inside me,
but you can also see the outside of me, and

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I'm completely naked. She has drawn boobs with nipples, very
big nipples. We all understand why. And she's also drawn
me with a fool bush. Okay, So then what happened
is she drew this and some of her friends were confused.
They were like, what's going on here, Bummy's lazy. So
then it turns out that my daughter had a full
on debrief with all her friends about whether their parents

(02:58):
or their mummies do or don't have hair on their downstairs.
So funny. So when I picked Mally up, did anyone
else kids draw nudes? No one else drew a nude,
but I know whatever, three other mums downstairs looks like
So three kids came up to me and they were like,
Marley told us that you've got hair down there. My
mummy doesn't. My mummy doesn't have any hair. You need

(03:18):
to put that in that WhatsApp group chat. The school
group chat are so funny, be like, hey, there it is.
What's everyone doing downstairs? Just like throw it in there.
I was like, surely, hey, Sharon, what lazer you go to? So?
I don't know what to do with this picture? Now
do I put it on the fridge. It's really a
beautiful way for me to take it. I reckon, there's
somewhere price. It's a bit lazier, right, it's quite hot

(03:39):
when you're pregnant. Don't want to reach down there. Just
let it go it anyway, there's a bit of like
hyperbole here or I don't know what's going on, but
that's yeah, you need to get that tended to. I reckon,
I could get my gardener to come over. You get
a wik whack up anyway, what like a whipper snipper
not a wik whacker? Was like, wait, what we're talking
about the same thing anyway? Look seeing a mum is

(04:00):
full of joy and so many special moments. All right, Well,
you could probably head into chemist warehouse, maybe get some
wax strips or something.