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Speaker 1 (00:10):
Hi Heart podcasts, he more Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart Appa. Matt, you've been prefacing
this chat about this revelation you've had about something that
gets you going.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Well, I'm very intrigued, Brittany. I'll admit it.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
I'll be the first to say that I am a
very unique operator and there is one thing in particular
that I really enjoy more than anything else. It gets
me a bit hot under the collar.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
And just remember it's three pm. Yeah, of course this
is all PG. Don't worry.
Speaker 3 (00:41):
If you have kids in the car, they can keep listening,
they can join in in fact. But I would like
to know, britt you can think about this if there's
anything you enjoy that's a little bit obscure, a bit unique.
But for me, I ride around on my bike, okay,
and as I'm traveling throughout the neighborhood, I sometimes spot
on cars that are parked on the street little notes
(01:02):
that have been written, the notes that have been written
by someone who was angry, disgruntled by the behavior of
the person parking the car.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
So not like a fine or something you don't care for.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Fine. Oh sorry, I didn't know.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
How long we got no I do like I do
like spotting fines, and that's also another hobby of mine.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
But let's let's stay on track.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
I like going onto these cars and picking out the
notes and reading them to find out the reason behind
the note, why it was written, why it was left there.
It's a mystery. Every note is a little story that
I want to uncover.
Speaker 1 (01:37):
What is as an unusual flex? But what does it
do for you? Is it the satisfaction of like, ha ha,
someone else has done something wrong.
Speaker 2 (01:45):
I glide around on my bike.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
I just because sometimes if I look at the car
and I'm like, well, it seems to be parked quite well.
It's not covering a driveway, it's not parked too far
off the curb. For what reason could someone be unhappy?
So it's just not knowing.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Are you ever getting like, I know you cheated on
my with my partner notes? Like is that ever happening?
Speaker 2 (02:03):
To be honest?
Speaker 3 (02:04):
Most of it is just like you're park too close
to me and it was hard to get.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Out, yeah, or like but that still does it for you? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (02:10):
I mean if I got a note that was like
you cheated on me and I hate you? Thanks for
Russell that would be the jackpot. That's what I'm really
hoping for. I haven't yet had it.
Speaker 1 (02:18):
But have you ever thought to take the note?
Speaker 3 (02:21):
No, I would never do that because that would be
really inconsiderate. But the thing that I worry about is
that if I take the note, that I put the
note back, and then someone comes to the car and
they think that I've left the note, that's.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
Maybe I find your DNA. Maybe maybe it's a thrill
of being caught.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
Have you ever hit around the corner to wait and
watch the reaction of the person when they get back
and read the note.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
I'm a busy man. I got places to be. I
I'm on my bike. I like to stop to read
them notes on cards.
Speaker 3 (02:48):
Hey, I'll allow myself a few minutes, Okay, I don't
have all the time in the world.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Laura's like, it's now eight o'clock. Whether hell's my husband.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I don't know if this is the angle that you
were asking for, But I'm just trying to think on
the spot, like what gets me going that probably shouldn't
It is an item of clothing, okay, the humble turtleneck.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
What a man in that turtleneck?
Speaker 1 (03:15):
Let me tell you I know it seems counterintuitive because
it covers a lot of skin, but there is something
about a turtleneck that I am Yes.
Speaker 2 (03:23):
Sir, how do you feel about people in a neck brace?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
Because it's it's the same things.
Speaker 1 (03:29):
It's very different. And then if they have a turtleneck
and glasses signed seal to live it, I don't. So
sometimes I got my husband ban he's a football player,
doesn't do turtlenecks as in soccer, but he was very fashionable,
but a bit like oversized jackets and stuff.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I love how you like.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
He's a football player, so he doesn't do turtlenecks, like
no footballers ever do turtle necks.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
They're very I can't explain. They're very big, like oversized
jackets and stuff. I don't know. If it's just what's
what's cool for them.
Speaker 2 (03:59):
I don't know.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
But I got him into turtlenecks. And then when once
I told him that glasses also do it for me,
he came back with some blue light glasses.
Speaker 2 (04:07):
That is weird. Okay, get off reading notes. You cannot
talk produce a grace anything that you enjoy. I really
like if you're painting a house and you.
Speaker 1 (04:19):
And you know when you're painting from a bucket and
there's just enough paint in the bucket to like cover
some of the walls and the sides, and you let
it dry just enough that.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
You can in the bucket. That's that's hot, that's heaven.
Guys have problems. We're not even a weird superman kink
the rock. Oh,