MINI: This mum accidentally visited an ~Adult Massage Parlour for a sore neck

Britt & Laura were joined by Sophie who blew up on TikTok over the weekend after she accidentally visited a full-service massage parlour to have her sore neck treated. 

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
High Heart podcasts, heem More Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the free iHeart app. The other day, I
was on Instagram and I was looking through the news.
Not for anything hard hitting, let me tell you, but
I was like flicking through a couple of news sides
and then I saw a familiar face pop up. So
there's an article that's going viral at the moment about

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a woman who went and had a massage. Unfortunately, it
wasn't a massage parlor that she walked into, but as
I was watching it, it literally came up first and
I was like, hold on, that's Sophie. Sophie is someone
I work with through my business turning Mate. She's got
a small business her self called Talent Tied Beautiful.

Speaker 2 (00:47):
But have a listen to this, guys. Guess what. I
accidentally had a massage out of broth.

Speaker 1 (00:58):
So currently Sophie is she's blowing up new sides all
across the country because of an unfortunate mishap in a
massage parlor.

Speaker 2 (01:04):
So welcome to the show.

Speaker 3 (01:06):
Hi, how are you going good?

Speaker 2 (01:09):
So?

Speaker 4 (01:09):
How does one end up in an adult massage pilor?

Speaker 2 (01:13):
Shall I say?

Speaker 3 (01:14):
Oh? Well, I had hurt my neck going for a swim.
That's what happens when you're over thirty and had been
to the gym and was desperate to get my neck fixed.
I literally just went into my small coastal town. There
was a massage place open. I walked in. I didn't
really think too much of it until like three weeks later.
There was a lady asleep in the window, but I

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just thought she was.

Speaker 4 (01:39):
Sleep in the window and that wasn't a tell, no,
not at all.

Speaker 3 (01:43):
I just thought tired, like we've all.

Speaker 2 (01:46):
Been working hard. Yeah great, So what happens? Did you
walk in you like asked for a massage? Did everyone
look confused? Was it like you know?

Speaker 3 (01:54):
Because everyone seemed really surprised to see me there, and
then I went in to explain how small my neck was.
They kind of rushed me through the process really quickly.
I had to do pay ID rather than like tush
or card, which I also didn't think was like that
out of the ordinary. Everyone has tech issues. In hindsight,
there was so many red flags, like waving right in

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my face, like I'm a busy mom, I have three businesses.
I was desperate for a massage. I had forty five
minutes before a meeting. I just was didn't even think
they would have been so confused.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
So how are the Do you want to know what
the red flags were that you saw?

Speaker 3 (02:30):
Okay, bed on the floor for the ladies sleep in
the window, and she was like done up to the
nine she looked so beautiful. Then once I'd paid via PAYID,
the massage therapist called a man and got him to
confirm that my payment had come through. The biggest red
flag at the time for me was like they didn't

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change the bedding. Once I'd left. She was like out, out,
go go, And I was like, she didn't leave the room.
I was there with my top off and everything, and
she didn't change anything, and she just showed me out.
But I was like, well, my next field heat's better.

Speaker 2 (03:08):
Okay, they did good job at least.

Speaker 3 (03:09):
Yeah, he did an amazing job. And then in hindsight
now I'm like, oh, you were like touching my bums
a fair bit.

Speaker 2 (03:16):
But do you think that they were waiting.

Speaker 1 (03:18):
Yeah, maybe they were waiting for you to turn around
to actually ask for more of a full service.

Speaker 3 (03:22):
I thought, Oh, I mean, I'm the biggest believer in
other people are professionals in their profession. I thought, this
is a new technique, but you're really good at look.

Speaker 2 (03:31):
I feel for you.

Speaker 4 (03:31):
I've sort of accidentally done it as well. I was
in this massage parlor once, just a random one that
I went into, and there was a man massage in me,
which I only e usually get females. And I remember thinking, like,
he started to massage me in a really funny way,
like he would massage at my back, but he would
lean his chest onto my back, and really his chest

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wasn't actually on it, but I could feel the closes,
I could feel the closest and he kept going up
and up and up, and I was like, I was
so uncomfortable. But it was so many years ago where
now I would have run out of the room, right,
I would have said stop. But then I was like,
oh it was overseas. I was like, just see it out, yeah,
And then towards the end he started whispering my ear.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
So every time it's horrified. Yes, every time he went.

Speaker 4 (04:14):
Out my back from like the top of my butt
all the way up, he was like sex.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
And I was like, and I was so awkward.

Speaker 4 (04:21):
I was like planking, you know, when your body goes
so stiff this is.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
Like evilly horribly predatory. I can't even laugh about this.

Speaker 3 (04:28):
That's definitely a line draw man, all the red flags.

Speaker 1 (04:32):
I wonder if this is not as like, you know, infrequent, Yeah,
infrequent as what maybe we might.

Speaker 3 (04:37):
Think it is on my video would suggest.

Speaker 4 (04:40):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
I remember when I was in my twenties, I went
in to get a massage. I didn't think anything of it,
which just shows how naive I was.

Speaker 2 (04:45):
I was so young.

Speaker 1 (04:46):
I was with my boyfriend at the time, and I
walked into a massage parlor.

Speaker 2 (04:49):
Thinking back, it was just two mattresses.

Speaker 1 (04:51):
On the floor, So let me tell you, I don't
think that that was a qualified massage parlor either.

Speaker 2 (04:56):
But nothing bad happened.

Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yeah, well look, and I just feel like egg on me.
You know. Everyone else on the internet was like, there's
so many tells, you know, if they've got a flashing
light out the front, and I was like, I didn't
even notice it's a massage place.

Speaker 1 (05:11):
So all I have to say is I really hope
that your neck is feeling better.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
And and I

Speaker 3 (05:16):
Want to go back on vil all over the internet
saying Sophie