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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Laura, have you heard of tassiography?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
No, okay, I was hoping say that, like maybe I'll pretend,
but I know no one has so.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
Tasteography is the idea of fortune telling around coffee beans
and tea leaves, like in the bottom of a cup.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
There's people that absolutely swear by it.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
And there is a Greek woman that has just ended
her twelve year marriage based on what was at the
bottom of her cup.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Not only was it based off what was.
Speaker 3 (00:44):
At the bottom of her cup, it was coffee and
it wasn't a fortune teller. There's this new trend where
you take your tea leaves or your coffee leaves or
whatever and you put it into chat GPT and then
chat GPT interprets it's the modern day fortune teller.
Speaker 2 (01:00):
That yep, she did it. She took a photo. Here's
the photo of the bottom of her cup.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
Then she put it into chat GPT fortune teller and
chat GPT said, I see signs of infidelity, specifically that
there was a woman whose names started with E and
this woman was trying to destroy their marriage off the
back of that this woman filed for divorce on her
twelve year marriage.
Speaker 1 (01:22):
How I wonder what the what the markers are for
different things, because like, obviously the way that chat gpt
works is that it picks up across the internet all
the different rules for something, so it's probably the most
accurate fortune teller. But also like, surely chat gpt has
a responsibility here.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
Well, it goes off phone patterns, the saucer, this world
that's left. But what I did so you can use
wine sediment as well, but it was too early for us.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
We don't drink at work, Laura.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
But I'm pregnant when you ducked out earlier, I got
our empty coffee cups, gave it to producer Grace, and
I got no grace to put Yeah, I got Grace
to put it into the fortune teller of chat GPT.
To decide the fate of our relationships or our life.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
You have to be pretty insecure in your relationship or unhappy.
Like to me, she didn't divorce this man because of
chat JAPT. She clearly needed an out already, like the
writing was on the wall. She didn't just have a
happy marriage and one day be like, well, guys, I
gotta leave that lady with the name me and the infidelity.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
I'm not actually married yet, but Grace tell me, should
I get married?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Should I call off the wedding?
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Okay, so talk us through what happened here, Grace.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
All right, So I took a picture of BRIT's cup
first and pop that into chat JPT and here's what.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
They had to say.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
All right, let's spill the coffee beans. So first off,
this cup is doing a lot. It's like a dramatic
best friend who just found out their ex is dating
someone new.
Speaker 2 (02:41):
Let's break it down all right.
Speaker 1 (02:44):
Now, Wait, what about love life? Did not say anything
about the fact that she's getting married. Come on chat JPT.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Down near the base of the cup, the deep emotional zone,
the patterns are more wavy and calm. That usually means
you're working through some pretty heavy emotional stuff, but you're
doing well.
Speaker 2 (03:00):
Go Yre.
Speaker 4 (03:01):
There's also what looks like a little heart or a
bird on one side. Classic you need to talk about
your feelings symbol either a meaning full conversation just happened,
or it seriously needs to Like your cup is low
key shipping you an honest communication cover all basis.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Isn't it like either the conversations happened or it's going
to I can't tell.
Speaker 1 (03:19):
But if you're doing great, sweetie, there's.
Speaker 2 (03:21):
A conversation somewhere.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
This is ridiculous. All right, grace, what's mine?
Speaker 3 (03:25):
All right?
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Let's I'm in a happy marriage or everyone just so
you know, happy marriage? Let the cup door married for
two years together for I don't even know how long.
Who's counting three keats?
Speaker 4 (03:35):
All right, let's get into cup number two, the sequel
nobody asked for, absolutely needed. This cup way more dramatic.
If your first one was whispering gentle truths, this one
is throwing open the windows and yelling we need to talk.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
We don't, We're fine.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
It's saying you're a crazi one. Well, I don't know,
am I?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Or is it just like my relationships on the rocks?
According to chat Jpta, all right, what about the love life?
Speaker 2 (03:58):
We need to know she's getting a divorce.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Here's where things get interesting. There's not much patterning in
the emotional bass, which can mean a few things. You're
keeping your feelings pretty low down right now, but that strong,
single drip could also be you carrying someone else's emotions too.
There's a little ripple like symbol on the lower rate
that suggests communication or movement is coming. Maybe someone's going
(04:22):
to reach out, or maybe you've got something you need
to say.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Either way, it's brewing.
Speaker 1 (04:28):
Literally, he said everything had nothing. Not a single thing
was said. This is Mike, okay, this is no. This
is my thing against like fortune telling or against like
going and seeing something.
Speaker 2 (04:40):
I think this has got anything to do like fortune.
Speaker 1 (04:41):
I understand, and I'm sure there are some people who
do it very well. In my experience, they say everything
and nothing all at the same time. I have never
had an experience and I like, I'm putting it out there.
Speaker 2 (04:50):
If you're a.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Great psychic, come and like hit us up at the pickup.
I would love to have you on. I have never
had an experience that has resulted in me being like, yes, absolutely,
bang on, you are a psychic and I'm here for
your psych and your it.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
I have but it wasn't on the internet.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
It wasn't chat jpt how he's a real psychic. Next
door neighbor in Scotland, the older gay couple who had
spent his whole life being a psychic. He was employed
by like the federal police to be a psychic.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
It was weird, but he was so wildly accurate. Why
don't we.
Speaker 1 (05:19):
Get him on the show and not chat GPT, he
was in Scotland.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
You can't even understand him. He's accents, thick,