November 25, 2025 • 5 mins
Matt chats to someone who has had a vasectomy to encourage him to book in his own!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now we're talking about vasectomies. I and yet to get one,
but I am thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's a strong maybe.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, Laura, your wife has been edging you into that
direction after you just popped out your third daughter.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And I thought, before I lock this in, before I
pull the trigger, I want to speak to a few people,
just get various bits of feedback from those who have
experienced a vasectomy, and I just want.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
To get their thoughts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Do you know the actually what happens like shooting blanks?
Do you know what what's not?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just struggle. I think I could be wrong here.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think they like get a hot iron and they
just like brand underneath your testicles and then.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like appreciate us.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not I think that's like.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Clamps, and then the scar tissue just like stops it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's like a plug. That's all I know.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's all I know, And I could be wrong here,
So you know, don't come for me. If you're looking
for precise medical information, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Your lucky day.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Because for some reason, the phones are lighting up, which
means I'm hoping there are punters out there that are
wanting to talk about vsectim we have?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Jay? Jay's on the line, Hey, j thanks for calling up.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hey guys, how are you good?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Have you got some vasectomy advice for Matt?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Have you had a VISEECTI me, do I have?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Maddie?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You've got three kids? Now? Mate, I think that one
hit for You're heading Sekeia Carnival Territory and I don't
know how that will go.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, well, Jay, before we get into the procedure or
the cars, can I can I just ask how many children.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Do you have?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I've got two?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, okay? So you called it after two? And how
old are you? Jay?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Forty?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So my wife suffered severe by premises during pregnancy. The
stop at two?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And how did you find like a doctor? What are they?
What are they called a surgeon? I don't know, just
a doctor.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
My doctor is called doctor snit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm sure that's not the actual name.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Pretty self explanatory doctor snick on goodle. And this is
not a paid advertisement. I think it does quite a
lot down in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And did you put some aside s p E I
M yes, yeah, We'll just look at you know what.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Stash it around the room?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, just just to have I have been told I
can't remember who said this, but you meant to.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You're not meant to.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You have the option of having a sample that they freeze.
Who knows what the future holds, it's just their in case.
Did you do that, Jay?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
No, I didn't even know that was option, and nor
I explore it. I think, like I said, soos enough
for us, it's not long.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Maybe you should do it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Maybe you should. My husband's sperms frozen. I've got that
bad boy on ies. Maybe it's not the worst thing
if you know you're going to tie.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That, not for do it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And then so Jay, the big question right now is
whether you go under. That's a local general, that's a general.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, No, you just just a local almost sleeping. The
only painful part of the whole experience is the local anesthetic.
After that, it's yes, smooth sailing.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Where does the logo go?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It goes on the base of the painters.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Down the bottom of Matt cringe.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So surely that is like I mean, I don't even
have a willie, and I feel like that is so painful.
I'm cringing a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Of it, and then what was the recovery time? Joe,
hang on, No, what was that pain? Out of ten? First?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I looked that pain was not too bad, maybe like
an eight out of ten. Well, look I compared ten
out of ten being childbirth, So yeah, a solid solid eight,
I reckon, But only a few seconds and it's all
all service.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, Yeah, and there.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Is no recovery. Look, I think, yeah, just an afternoon
just lying on the couch watching watching TV.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Or some sounds pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That was pretty good, although the part for me is
that I came home and my daughter, who was tall
at the time, Yeah, she ran in head butt me straighter.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
What was that pain? Like I was?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I was still not at that point, so that was
That was okay, But I think the swelling was a
bit worse than worse than expected because of that little Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, this might be a dumb question, and like, Brittany,
just bear with me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Do you feel different? Do you feel weaker?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Like did you go to the gym afterwards and go
I I can't lift the dumbbells that I used to
live before I met mister snip. That does that happen?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I know?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He said, there's no dumb questions, but turns out there are.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That was my main concern, Madie. Honestly, I was concerned
about like lower libido or enjoyment through sex or just
I guess the superpower gone, but absolutely no difference at all.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It was.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, it was like I never had it done.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You don't feel lesser than which is what I think
a lot of men worry they're going to feel.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yes, any advice before I go, stop being a bit
to get it done exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Thank you, j Thanks for so much that's been invaluable information.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I was liking Jay up until that last points.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He's like, shut up and get it done.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
He's like, man, he's still gonna be able to buy
samp curl.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Sounds like my wife
My Heart podcasts, he more Kiss podcast playlist and listen
live on the Free iHeart app.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Now we're talking about vasectomies. I and yet to get one,
but I am thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
It's a strong maybe.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
Well, Laura, your wife has been edging you into that
direction after you just popped out your third daughter.
Speaker 2 (00:31):
And I thought, before I lock this in, before I
pull the trigger, I want to speak to a few people,
just get various bits of feedback from those who have
experienced a vasectomy, and I just want.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
To get their thoughts.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Do you know the actually what happens like shooting blanks?
Do you know what what's not?
Speaker 3 (00:49):
I just struggle. I think I could be wrong here.
Speaker 2 (00:51):
I think they like get a hot iron and they
just like brand underneath your testicles and then.
Speaker 1 (00:58):
Like appreciate us.
Speaker 3 (00:59):
Not I think that's like.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Clamps, and then the scar tissue just like stops it.
Speaker 3 (01:04):
It's like a plug. That's all I know.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
That's all I know, And I could be wrong here,
So you know, don't come for me. If you're looking
for precise medical information, it is.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
Your lucky day.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Because for some reason, the phones are lighting up, which
means I'm hoping there are punters out there that are
wanting to talk about vsectim we have?
Speaker 4 (01:21):
Is it?
Speaker 1 (01:21):
Jay? Jay's on the line, Hey, j thanks for calling up.
Speaker 4 (01:25):
Hey guys, how are you good?
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Have you got some vasectomy advice for Matt?
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Have you had a VISEECTI me, do I have?
Speaker 4 (01:32):
Maddie?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Mate?
Speaker 4 (01:33):
You've got three kids? Now? Mate, I think that one
hit for You're heading Sekeia Carnival Territory and I don't
know how that will go.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
Okay, well, Jay, before we get into the procedure or
the cars, can I can I just ask how many children.
Speaker 3 (01:45):
Do you have?
Speaker 4 (01:47):
I've got two?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Okay, okay? So you called it after two? And how
old are you? Jay?
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (01:52):
Forty?
Speaker 4 (01:53):
So my wife suffered severe by premises during pregnancy. The
stop at two?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
And how did you find like a doctor? What are they?
What are they called a surgeon? I don't know, just
a doctor.
Speaker 4 (02:06):
My doctor is called doctor snit.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
I'm sure that's not the actual name.
Speaker 4 (02:13):
Pretty self explanatory doctor snick on goodle. And this is
not a paid advertisement. I think it does quite a
lot down in Melbourne.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
And did you put some aside s p E I
M yes, yeah, We'll just look at you know what.
Speaker 4 (02:30):
What are you going to do?
Speaker 1 (02:30):
Stash it around the room?
Speaker 2 (02:32):
No, just just to have I have been told I
can't remember who said this, but you meant to.
Speaker 3 (02:36):
You're not meant to.
Speaker 2 (02:36):
You have the option of having a sample that they freeze.
Who knows what the future holds, it's just their in case.
Did you do that, Jay?
Speaker 4 (02:47):
No, I didn't even know that was option, and nor
I explore it. I think, like I said, soos enough
for us, it's not long.
Speaker 3 (02:54):
Maybe you should do it.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Maybe you should. My husband's sperms frozen. I've got that
bad boy on ies. Maybe it's not the worst thing
if you know you're going to tie.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
That, not for do it.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
And then so Jay, the big question right now is
whether you go under. That's a local general, that's a general.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
No, No, you just just a local almost sleeping. The
only painful part of the whole experience is the local anesthetic.
After that, it's yes, smooth sailing.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Where does the logo go?
Speaker 4 (03:22):
It goes on the base of the painters.
Speaker 3 (03:24):
Down the bottom of Matt cringe.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
So surely that is like I mean, I don't even
have a willie, and I feel like that is so painful.
I'm cringing a lot.
Speaker 3 (03:33):
Of it, and then what was the recovery time? Joe,
hang on, No, what was that pain? Out of ten? First?
Speaker 4 (03:38):
I looked that pain was not too bad, maybe like
an eight out of ten. Well, look I compared ten
out of ten being childbirth, So yeah, a solid solid eight,
I reckon, But only a few seconds and it's all
all service.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
Okay, Yeah, and there.
Speaker 4 (03:57):
Is no recovery. Look, I think, yeah, just an afternoon
just lying on the couch watching watching TV.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Or some sounds pretty good.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
That was pretty good, although the part for me is
that I came home and my daughter, who was tall
at the time, Yeah, she ran in head butt me straighter.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
What was that pain? Like I was?
Speaker 4 (04:18):
I was still not at that point, so that was
That was okay, But I think the swelling was a
bit worse than worse than expected because of that little Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Okay, this might be a dumb question, and like, Brittany,
just bear with me.
Speaker 3 (04:29):
Do you feel different? Do you feel weaker?
Speaker 2 (04:32):
Like did you go to the gym afterwards and go
I I can't lift the dumbbells that I used to
live before I met mister snip. That does that happen?
Speaker 1 (04:39):
I know?
Speaker 3 (04:40):
He said, there's no dumb questions, but turns out there are.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
That was my main concern, Madie. Honestly, I was concerned
about like lower libido or enjoyment through sex or just
I guess the superpower gone, but absolutely no difference at all.
Speaker 3 (04:52):
It was.
Speaker 4 (04:52):
Yeah, it was like I never had it done.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
You don't feel lesser than which is what I think
a lot of men worry they're going to feel.
Speaker 3 (04:58):
Yes, any advice before I go, stop being a bit
to get it done exactly.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Thank you, j Thanks for so much that's been invaluable information.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
I was liking Jay up until that last points.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
He's like, shut up and get it done.
Speaker 1 (05:15):
He's like, man, he's still gonna be able to buy
samp curl.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
Sounds like my wife
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