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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Laura. Remember back in the day, those missed connections that
people used to do, like the equivalent of a newspaper
dating site. So if you had a moment with someone
in real life, like you were getting the train to
work and you looked across the platform and you saw
somebody and you had this moment across it and you
were like wow, and they were giving you the ies.
Speaker 3 (00:36):
Back then they got on the train. You never saw
them again.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
You know what this was, And I wonder if it
rolled out all across the country or not. But this
was the free newspaper that you would get on the
train and there was a column, a special dedicated editor's
column where you rode into the editor and you were
like platform.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
Two, one o'clock. You were wearing a red hat.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
It always says you green shirt, me high ponytail.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
I raughed at you. Whatever. It's like, it's always these.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
And then they're supposed to find it and find you
and you live happily ever after.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
I remember this like vividly because I would always look
to try and see if someone had sent one in
about me, Oh, a loser, don't narcissist is the right word,
or just a loser is the right way.
Speaker 3 (01:15):
I was like, so desperate for someone to love me.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Well, I have had an idea off the back of
one that I have seen one. So some people are
still putting them online, like some people are still finding
them and putting them online. It's not a thing like
it was. But I just need you to listen to
this because I was laughing out loud. This is on
a site misconnection site. You were the tall brunette with
a near perfect body that farted in the bread section
last night.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
I was the tall guy.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Next to you that looked over and asked, was that you?
You quickly replied no, it wasn't. You almost seemed insulted
that I would even ask. As the stink grew, you
continued to deny your flatunce, but it was evident I
tried to get rid of the stench by waving two loaves.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
Of chabbata bread.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
You proceeded to storm off in an angry manner. You
are beautiful, and even if you are a liar and
you fart like a Clyesdale, I'd still love to meet up.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
That's not real. I died of love.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was so funny, but it got me thinking I
could be real.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
People let them drop accidentally all the time.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
And there's only two people in an aisle and there's
a smell and you know it's not you. You then know
it's the only other person there.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
When you started that, I thought you were about to
say this has been written about me, but then as
it proceeded to.
Speaker 3 (02:29):
Be talking about parts. But you know, okay, this is
a real tangent.
Speaker 1 (02:32):
We don't have to go down this path, but I'm.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
Going to say it anyway.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
I walked into a lyft the other day, got on
at level two. There was only one person in the lyft,
and then we traveled together, and it was so evident
that they had just farted in the lift before I
got in.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Also not okay, you funny story.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
Sorry you okay, I've just been thinking about it.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
So dumb.
Speaker 2 (02:57):
So I never fart in front of my fiance ban
It's like a thing I've just said, I don't fight
in front of partners like I'll do it in other locations.
Speaker 3 (03:06):
So recently, so dumb.
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Recently, I was over visiting him and we were practicing
our first dance for our wedding, and we filmed the
whole thing. We put the camera up, and then we
just proceed to do our dance. Now it's only he
and I in the hotel room. That's it.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
It's not a dance studio. We're just in at home. Anyway,
he lifted you up, you acudently farted.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
Nobody I farted, but it was quiet, so I was like,
didn't care.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
Then I smelt it and I was like, oh my.
Speaker 2 (03:31):
God, got to get on the front of foot. Yeah,
but I don't know what I was thinking. I stopped
and I was like, babe, did you just fart?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
And he was like, I don't. It's so obvious because
he knows it wasn't him, and he's like, no one.
I was like, yes, you did. That's disgusting. He's like,
oh my god, you did. And that was me trying
to get myself out of it. We're only in this
and then way.
Speaker 2 (03:46):
We had this full fight on camera a guy who farted, but.
Speaker 1 (03:49):
Obviously it was me like what was I thinking? I'm sorry,
but are you fourteen years old? And secondly, what has
this got to do with lost connections?
Speaker 3 (03:56):
I'm sorry, no, it's not it was back to the fight.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
So okay, I took it a little sideway. Here's my idea.
I want to help people. There are people out there.
I know there's someone listening right now, just had that moment?
Speaker 3 (04:09):
Who I mean sorry, Who's that? A misconnection? Who's parted
a sip mugget?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I want to help a miss connection, like I want
to find one and make it happen.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
So we are looking for people that might have had.
Speaker 2 (04:20):
That moment anywhere in a nightclub or walking to work,
or at work or in a cafe anytime. We want
you to call up, and we're going to try and
help you, and we're gonna make this well, this is
my plan. It might not work after a couple of weeks,
and the producers can it.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
It's gonna be a mini series. But let's go.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Let's go a whole hog in the interim until that happens.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Let's put everything, all the resources we have. What's more important?
Love or money? Or love and money? Maybe we'll find
you both.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Call up or writing to the pickup, rite into Laura
and myself on Instagram or the pickups Instagram or the
wind page, whatever. If you have a misconnection or somebody
that you are looking for. We want to help you
find them, Like, we genuinely want to try and make
this happen.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But I also want to point out to you that
these things only end well if the other person is interested.
Otherwise it comes off like they're a stalker. But like,
that's okay, we can figure that.
Speaker 3 (05:06):
Out live on air.
Speaker 2 (05:07):
You just said you looked every week to see if
you were in it people wanted.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
Well, that's it from us, guys,