MINI: What did your partner have to teach you?

Matt needed some help feeling better about something he only just learnt, so we asked you (and you didn't disappoint)

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:10):
I heard podcasts, hear more Kiss podcast playlist, and listen
live on the free iHeart app. This has got to
be a killer segment we're about to do.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
Thanks to you, Maddie Jay, You're welcome.

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Okay, just before, we were talking about things you've only
just realized as an adult, which your partner has informed
you about. I'm not talking about Laura. This was another
partner way back when, when I was nineteen. I only
realized that periods they weren't actually once a week, they
were once a month.

Speaker 1 (00:36):
Yeah, which seems like a pretty crazy thing to learn
at nineteen.

Speaker 2 (00:40):
Thank you Brett for people.

Speaker 1 (00:43):
But it's those kind of things we wanted to hear,
those kind of things that, like you not not just
what did you learn like a new language, it's what
did you learn that you absolutely probably should have known.
We had some things coming on our pickup line and
somebody wrote, my husband thought that the umbilical cord was
just shoved back up in the body after delivery center.
Isn't it, Matt, you just cut the umbilical cord like

(01:06):
three weeks ago.

Speaker 2 (01:06):
I'm not looking down there. What did you have it
back up? I wasn't watching I don't know, it's a mystery.
I didn't ask questions. You're an idiot.

Speaker 3 (01:13):
We actually have a call up, Meg, you're on the line.
What did you only recently find out?

Speaker 4 (01:19):
Oh my god, I didn't mag.

Speaker 2 (01:23):
This is a safe place. No judgment here. It's safe place.
But it's national radio.

Speaker 4 (01:26):
So you judging myself. So I grew up right. It
was just me and my mom and we would make
caesar salad and whenever we made it, she would bring
out this box. It was a box from the supermarket
that had croutons in it. And I was like, cool, great,
And that's just how it always came. It always came

(01:48):
in this box. And anyway, I moved out when I
was young and I was at UNI and my husband,
he was my boyfriend at the time, was like, hey,
let's make feesar salad. And I was like, oh, we can't.
We don't have croutons. He's like, well, yeah, we've got bread.
I had no idea, none whatsoever. But croutons will make

(02:08):
from bread.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Hang on, hang on, they were They're just separate, right.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
Are you just having this realization too? Mad? Oh what, no,
you are not.

Speaker 2 (02:18):
Crutons are not coming from the bread. The bread factory.
They had their own factory, right mag No.

Speaker 4 (02:22):
Yeah, I didn't even know that they were part of
bread though.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
I don't know what you thought they were.

Speaker 4 (02:29):
My partner is just making them from bread, and I'm like,
what is happening?

Speaker 2 (02:33):
Do you hate?

Speaker 4 (02:34):
And I'm watching him fry these bread.

Speaker 5 (02:36):
They're frying the bread and it was a creuton.

Speaker 4 (02:41):
My mind is blowing and he's cutting it in tiny
pieces and he's like see and I'm like, it's bread.

Speaker 2 (02:48):
I know what I'm doing. Sooner like at homemade, Thank
you so much. We have Nicole on the line. Nicole,
what have you just learned recently?

Speaker 5 (02:55):
Well, it wasn't too recent, but I have learned that
thunder is the sound of lightning and not clouds bagging together.

Speaker 2 (03:04):
Hang on a second, what.

Speaker 1 (03:08):
You know we're not laughing.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
It's a safe place.

Speaker 1 (03:09):
So you thought that it was two clouds running into
each other.

Speaker 5 (03:13):
That's what I was told as a child, and nobody
thought to circle back and tell me the truth. So
I carry that into my mid twenties.

Speaker 1 (03:21):
Oh so do you know what it is now?

Speaker 2 (03:24):
Well?

Speaker 5 (03:24):
Yes, my husband, who was my then boyfriend, told me
when we heard thunder, and he was like, oh wow,
that lightning was close, and I was like, what do
you mean? And yeah, we went down that Oh you
were down the track. It was the point that I
even googled it, like I didn't believe it. I was like,
you're so filling.

Speaker 3 (03:45):
Oh no, I think I've learned more this afternoon than
my entire school life.

Speaker 1 (03:50):
You know what, you know what came through a few
times on the text line. Guys, hopefully you know this, Matt.
Quite a few people didn't know that you have to
take the lint out of dryer. You know you usually
dry You've got to change the limb filter. I did
know that because there's like a fire hasard.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
Sure, yeap.

Speaker 1 (04:04):
There are people listening right now that are like, what
is a lint filter in my I can guarantee you.

Speaker 2 (04:10):
That is just a time bomber, a fire waiting to happen.
Absolutely all right.

Speaker 1 (04:14):
We'll keep them coming in. We love to hear them.

Speaker 2 (04:16):
Hey, that is us done.