MINI: Your PETTIEST revenge stories

After chatting to a Revenge Expert on the pod, Britt asked for your best and pettiest revenge stories.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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about You're going to have a story on.

Speaker 2 (00:19):
So what do we got?

Speaker 3 (00:21):
Well, Laura and I have a podcast called Life on
Cut podcast it.

Speaker 1 (00:24):
You know, but for those of you in the car
are listening right now that don't know. And last week
we had interviewed a specialist psychiatrist from Yale University.

Speaker 2 (00:35):
Ool fancy.

Speaker 3 (00:36):
Yeah, he's a doctor.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
He's an amazing man, but he has spent his life
dedicated to studying the science of revenge.

Speaker 2 (00:44):
That's niche, isn't it.

Speaker 3 (00:45):
It's so niche. Anyway, Its fascinating episode. You can go
and listen to that Life on Cut.

Speaker 1 (00:49):
But once we released that, we started to get all
these people just like unsolicited messaging in their revenge.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Stories, like owning to their own revenges.

Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, because a part of the interview is talking about
the science of revenge in relationships.

Speaker 3 (01:02):
So it's so fascinating.

Speaker 1 (01:03):
Revenge is actually an addiction and you can get into
these like loops in a relationship ship where you know
when you're it's so petty, but you know, it's like
tit for tat in a relationship, like you're trying to
one up each other.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
I would never know what that's light because it's not
the kind of person that I am. Britt.

Speaker 3 (01:18):
Anyway, it was really interesting. But we had so many people.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Writing in their revenge stories. I'm going to read a few,
but I was like, you know, who's going to.

Speaker 3 (01:26):
Have a revenge dating story? I was like you some reason.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
I was like, maybe it's not you that's done it,
but maybe someone's done it to you.

Speaker 3 (01:34):
I don't know which way it's going to go.

Speaker 2 (01:35):
Have you got one, look, Britt? Okay, my gosh, I
probably shouldn't say this, but I like to present myself
as being a bit of an angel, and I like
to think that I am that angel. But there once
was a time, many years ago, almost We're talking over
a decade ago, before I was married, before I met Laura,
when I was on the dating scene and I was
a young boy. I was very naive, and yes I
did make some mistakes. Okay, you cheated, well, okay, no,

(02:00):
that's another story. But I once a relationship ended. We
were together for a little while, about six months, and
after ended the relationship, I still had a few belongings
at her place, and I was like, hey, is that
cool if I just pop over one afternoon and I
just pick up, you know, my things that at your place.
And she goes, yeah, look, I won't be home. I'll

(02:20):
be at work, but my roommate will let you in.
And I was like cool, And I collected my belongings
and on her windowsill was a succulent. And what I
did was I got some wind decks. And I don't
want people like Greenpeace coming for me because I love
the environment. I'm all for it. I don't know if

(02:42):
it survived. I don't know how. No, well, succulent's very robust.
But I poured out a lot of wind decks on
that succulent and I left going.

Speaker 3 (02:53):
Horrid.

Speaker 2 (02:54):
It felt good.

Speaker 3 (02:55):
Horrid. That's worse than some of these stories. Let me
read you this one.

Speaker 1 (02:58):
One girl wrote in and said that she set up
a catfish account for her partner. She thought he was cheating,
arranged a date. He went to the date, then she
messaged him saying, hey, sorry, I saw you turn up.

Speaker 3 (03:12):
I think you're ugly. So I left.

Speaker 2 (03:14):
Oh my god.

Speaker 3 (03:15):
Then when he got home she dumped him. He went
to a date to cheat.

Speaker 1 (03:20):
Then she was like, hey, I saw you walk in
and left because you were so ugly, Like she ugly
was so bad.

Speaker 3 (03:24):
So she pretended the whole.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Thing My wind X story was nothing compared to that.
That's that is next level. That's psychotic.

Speaker 3 (03:31):
Okay, what about this one?

Speaker 1 (03:32):
So one girl wrote in and said she sent the
nudes that she had found that he had sent to
girls that he was cheating on her with. So she
had seen that he'd sent nudes to other people, right,
So she got them and sent them to his parents,
Like you can't do as a parent.

Speaker 2 (03:48):
I think that's fine. You wouldn't be that embarrassed if mum.

Speaker 3 (03:51):
Got nudes of me your mom got Yeah, that's a
different story.

Speaker 2 (03:55):
That's my boy, what a mad.

Speaker 1 (04:00):
There are some other innocent ones, like I had his
favorite clothes so I chopped them all up.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
That was a big one. Oh yeah, and one girl,
this is this is too much because it's it's too hard.

Speaker 2 (04:09):
One girl, I want to hear this one.

Speaker 3 (04:11):
No, it's actually not. But she just got his passport
and through it in a pond. That's didn't think that's
hard work. That's the admin.

Speaker 2 (04:19):
Admin of that. That's a disaster, like a pond of
all places with.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Guys.

Speaker 3 (04:26):
If you we don't encourage this at all.

Speaker 1 (04:28):
But if for some reason you do want to act revenge,
she can call up and let us know what.

Speaker 2 (04:32):
We don't condone this behavior. It's terrible, disgusting.

Speaker 1 (04:35):
Do you know what, my I remember, I'm just such
a sucker for it.

Speaker 3 (04:38):
I'm such a loser. Some people know this.

Speaker 1 (04:40):
But I was in this relationship for a few years,
and he had a double life. He was dating someone else,
he was marrying simultaneously. We'd called our dogs the same names,
we wore the same perfumes, like he had set up
two identical lives.

Speaker 3 (04:51):
It was the ultimate cheating.

Speaker 2 (04:53):
Situation, the same the same dog name as yourself and
the person.

Speaker 3 (04:57):
Our lives were identical. We had the same kinds of dogs,
that's to say. And then I was like, I'm going
to get you so good.

Speaker 1 (05:04):
And then I just couldn't bring myself to do anything nasty.
So all I did was when I left this house
for the last time, I just took all these toilet paper.

Speaker 3 (05:10):
Oh my god, I know it's pathetic.

Speaker 2 (05:13):
I know better than that.

Speaker 3 (05:15):
I could have windexed a plant. Such a missed opportunity.

Speaker 2 (05:17):
At least I put fish heads somewhere hiding in a wardrobe.

Speaker 1 (05:21):
Come on, Brits, all right, Well, if you've got one,
please let us know.

Speaker 3 (05:24):
We could do it again next week