July 22, 2024 • 31 mins
Marley finessed his way into some serious VIP seats at his fiancé's soccer game recently. Tilly reckons he has 'lucky girl syndrome' thanks to his smile and his eyes (so does Ross actually!). So in this episode they share their tips on mastering the art of finessing - because it seems that they are both seasoned pros. They have a certain knack for getting into good situations, or in Tilly's case, getting out of bad situations unscathed... Except for that one time she was punched in the face by a basketball player...
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only
brief commercial like breaks of happiness.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Marley, I'm in your live streams like twice a week.
Occasionally you say it, occasionally you're shooting someone.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Or something, because it makes me so happy when you're
Are you on your phone? You're already on your phone?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Til no, because I came with a charged laptop with
the run sheet, but the laptop wasn't charged.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Sat in the thing all night too, So I'm so annoyed.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
That is so tilly coded.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Literally, what's what's news till? What's been happening with you?
I feel like I haven't talked to you for a while.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, I haven't really got anything interesting. We could do
a whole episode on it. But I have been getting
my tattoos lasered off. That's kind has been hurting so bad, guys,
I was in tears.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Is this your tattoo? Freckles?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All my tattoos on my body, like my sixty nine
basically came off straight away. Look at that with one hit.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, that's pretty good. Pretty well, yeah, so good? Has
it been hurting more or less than the face laser situation?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
More because anything, anything that you do yourself doesn't go
as deep into like your dermal layer. But like everything
that's like being done professionally is like so bad.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It goes all the way down into places you cannot reach.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But like there, I don't know how I want to
kind of show you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I want to see I want to see a
couple of lasers.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
This isn't even on my plant.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Okay, Tilly's standing up and she's showing us her hip.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Look can you see that? How pack?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What was on your hip? Again? Damn? That's that's that's
why you're getting that laser.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, that's one session and it's like half gone. I'm
pretty impressed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed by it till the amount of
trauma your body has gone through, Like I know, I.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Think that's why the pain is hard. To be honest,
I was saying this to Hippotia, like who does my
thing averaging clinic? I think she was like, because because
I just had my boobs out and stuff, your body's
like what are you doing to me? But it's bad
like to like if you want to if you have issues,
like your body has too much inflammation and just like
(02:12):
crap in it like I did. I'm just trying to
get rid of everything bad. So that's why.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So you literally have you have because.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There's high levels of metals in my body. Anyway, I know,
we'll just write that off. How was your week? Tell
me about yours.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It was good. I was. I was recently in LA
which was cool because I hadn't been back to l
A obviously, that's where I went to school. Would have
getting married Pepperdine.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I called it Pepperdine.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, Pepperdine, Yes, pepper Dye. Yeah, that's where I'm getting married.
Tell in Malibu there. But so I was in But
I was in the like city in LA, like downtown,
and it has gotten really really bad. It's really sad.
The homelessness. People on the street are still in drugs.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
There's dead people on the side of the road. I
remember Martha posting about that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's very I thought the city was bad. Yeah, it
wouldn't surprise me. It really wouldn't. Out there. It's it's very, very,
very bad because it had been like a good five
six years since I've been back.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So and it wasn't like that when you were at Uni.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, it wasn't like that when I was at school,
not that bad. And mind you, I didn't go downtown
that much. And it's not like this in Malibu and
stuff obviously either, but like it. Yeah, I've never seen
anything like it. It makes me really sad and makes
me feel very like I'm always cautious in America especially,
but in La, like and I was just head on
(03:35):
a swivel the whole time, you know what I mean.
But on brighter notes, I got to uh, I got
to go watch Lynn play in LA. That's why I
was there, and I'd never been to the to the
stadium there in La. Yeah, she's killing it, guys, just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're so cool. You're married to Olympian, Like I do
you think when you were younger?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Let me hold you up. I think what I've find
this call is you refer to l Inn as my
girlfriend sometimes like Beyonce, and then say I'm married.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're just always wrong, just a wifis's.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's all the above, But what were you going to
say that when I was younger?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I was just gonna say, like, when you were younger,
if somebody was like an Olympian or like anything to
do with the Olympics. It was like, like if you
told yourself when you were like eight years old that
you were married to an Olympian and you'd be like,
that's so jaw dropping moment.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, forget it. And if you told yourself that you're
going to be lasering your tattoos up till at this
point in your life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I told myself any of my life, I'd just kill
me now.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Literally. But guys, guys, I'm telling you the coolest thing
happened at this game. Right. So I get to the
game at LA and it's a really really cool stadium
and there's a lot of a lot of like famous
people come to this stadium because it's LA, so a
lot of actors and like Kobe Bryant's wife was there,
and rappers and things like that. So it's like a
big deal this stadium. Yeah, and I'm just like going
(04:59):
to my it's as the girls are warming up, as
I always do.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Can you explain how your seat system works? Does Lyn
get family passes or whatnot?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Exactly? Yeah, So we get like a certain amount of
like family and friends tickets to go to the game,
and these tickets are like so you're in the stands
still amongst some fans, but you're more.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So in the stand where you're located.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, you see on my stories if you've seen my stories, Yeah,
nothing special, nothing too too crazy, right, but I still
like it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I got to make money.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
They got to make some money, right, But this game, guys.
I call one of my friends who is a husband
of one of the girls on the team, and I go, hey, man, like,
where are you where are you sitting? You're not You're
not sitting over here. And it was really hot, like
really really hot, and the sun's in my eyes at
this particular spot in the stands and he goes, oh, bro,
yeah yeah, he goes, bro, actually, do you remember these
(05:50):
friends that we went to the World Cup with? They
go yeah, absolutely, he goes, yeah. They They had me
sitting like downstairs in like you know, like a booth area.
And I'm like, oh cool, Bro, I didn't know you
were like, you know, built like that. I'm sorry I
forgot you were him. You know, all right, I'll just
be sitting in the sun getting blind and not even
be enough to watch the game. You enjoy the game?
Brot Yeah yeah, yeah, he's yeah. And I hang up
(06:14):
and I'm like, oh my god, as I've got two
waters in my hand, literally drenched and sweat and I
get a phone call again from him, and he puts
me onto the phone with the family that has these
tickets to this exclusive area, and and like she calls
me up and she goes, Marley, actually, I'm going to
meet you really quick. Come find me, and let's see
what we can do about getting you down into this
(06:34):
booth area. And I'm like, oh no, don't worry about it.
It's all good. I'll just sit here. She's like, no, no, no, no, no,
come on, let's do it. And I'm like, all right,
twist my arm right if you insist, I'll come down.
So I come down to meet her, and just before
we get to the security, she's like, just throw this
wristband on and act like you've been here before. Just
throw it on, act like you've been here before. It
(06:56):
was one of those like a mission.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Don't look. Don't look behind you. There's a girl behind
you that I don't look at exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes, yes, just act normal, abnormal right now. I love it.
You know, I'm getting tingles in my body right now
thinking about it. So I just act all cool like
I've been there it's la, you know what I mean.
I got my little fit on anyway, so I just
act like I've been there. I walk through, and I'm
expecting just to come into like this little booth situation
like I've seen before, like you know, and I've been
in before. And I go into our home games in
(07:24):
like just a little private booth area. But we walk in,
I get past security, finest them, and then I start
walking into like this lounge area that has all these
food and drinks. I'm like, cool, like the game. We
then open this door, I start walking out onto the
pitch like literally, I'm level with the girls playing yeah
(07:47):
with Lynn, and I sit down on this seat that
is like a meter away from the sideline.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Is that even a seat? Is that even possible when
you buy tickets?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, No, I promise you these tickets to be at
least too grand a game. They have to do what
I promise you could grand us. Yes, they have to be.
They have to There's no way you can even just
sit in these seats like you've got to know people
like I had right next to me.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't know if you guys get seats are not
on the market.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Like I had a rapper schoolboy Q who I listened to,
a very very famous rapper sitting to the right of
me all mine and I'm sitting in these seats. The
funniest part of the story is Lynn's about to get
subbed in, so she goes to warm up and she
runs past me the video. Yes, it's the video, and
I'm like, babe, hey, babe hey, and she looks at
me like perplexed, like she couldn't believe it. She goes,
what and like if you can lip read? She goes,
(08:37):
how did you get there? And I don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I love that video. I knew no context, but I
watched it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
And you could tell, right, you could tell I just
so that was That was my fantasing story. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, guys, you actually have to go and watch the video,
because I don't think even that story tops the look
on Lynd's face.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
She so like she was like, what in the hell.
And I always just find myself in those kind of positions,
just is like, of course, of course he makes his
way there, you know, of course he.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Makes you like everyone loves Marley.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think my blnny mom says, it's just.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Open when Marley walks past and just go.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was actually discussing this with Dad, like from a
psychology aspect, and he was like, dead set. It's the
smile in the eyes, Marley, You've got the smile you
actually have.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, I reckon you both have it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I don't know a lucky girls syndrome.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, I mean I can read between the lines. I
assume it's just yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Just like it's kind of just like a belief system
and it's like if you see the chance on TikTok,
It's like, I am a lucky girl. Good things happen
to me, good things are coming my way.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Like Molly wakes up every day and looks in the
mirror and says to himself, I'm a lucky girl.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Good things come my way.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's exactly what he was chanting when he woke passing,
I'm a lucky way.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm a lucky way. Wait, you said, Ross was can
we can we call Russ? I want to I want
to hear some of his Uh. Yeah, this this psychological
stance on this whole concept. Yeah, because I think I've
got it. I've got this lucky girl you know.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You definitely have it made you one big brother. Hello. Hello,
can you hear us? Does that mean? Yes? Can you
hear us? Now? Oh, we're just on the podcast. Oh
who's that Adam?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Hi, Adam?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What's up? Adam? Welcome, Welcome to your debut.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You okay? Dad? So wait, we're discussing the art of finessing,
which I discussed with you last night and you had
a different opinion. So do you care to share?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh gosh, I'm trying to remember we were talking about
Well you're talking about this talking about whether it's finished,
or it's.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Charm or yes, or is it all the above?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Marley says, is it all the above?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah? I think it's also depends whether it's deliberate or not.
Like some people gonna have charm and charisma and they
know about it, and then when it becomes a little
bit more contrived and disingenuous, you just naturally have it, Yeah,
and then have a good heart and it things to
seem to fall in placebule.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, law of attraction, Marley, I think you have the law.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I was going to say, I think I want to
fall into that space.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It is, and also the extent of how much you're
using it for I suppose for good as well as
just for self gain.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, I think you attracted if you're using it for
good or you don't have bad intention?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yes, do you?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I generally believe some people are just.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Born with it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Grace says, do you have it? And I will answer
that question.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He does not.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
But then there's insane respect of his saying my brother, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
He's my uncle Mark has it good, let's get him on.
Oh we need Mark on the podcast for sure. Yeah,
all right, well thanks Dad, heybye. Dad was just saying.
Dad was saying last night, Uncle Mark, like they were
getting bets into a nursing home, and like you have
to wait till someone dies. And someone died, God, that
(12:26):
is it? Yes, yeah, it's it's dressed by anyway. So
but before your grandma, yes, and she has terrible dementia,
and like he's getting a bit scared at home and whatnot.
So we're trying to make the process a bit quicker.
And Dad's like, I've just got to send Mark in.
Like if he sends Mark in, he'll get it, because
Mark got it. Mark's got it. Yeah, whatever it bloody is,
(12:49):
Mark's got it.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
But it skipped poor old Ross.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well that's what ROSSI is saying. Some people have it
and some don't. There was a little boy on Friday,
this boy Xavier. I love his mom, Crystal is the best.
Zavy was like we had a giant jumping castle up
and he was just every single time he'd go on.
There was a line of forty kids after the jumping castle,
and every single time me and my friend were observing,
(13:14):
he'd just sneak into the front of the line and
nobody held him.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That's huge, that's huge.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And every other child, yeah, every other child, if somebody
skipped in front, they went in front of me, they
pushed it in, they gave so backage, and Xavier just
goes straight to the front of the line every time,
Like you got a kid, and I.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Could tell.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I always yeah, it's like those kids when there's like
somebody who's coming, they're like, can I pick a volunteer
at the like the Seal show, you take it into
the zoo. In my head, I always play a game.
I say it's going to be that child, that child
or that child one you can tell. I'm like, that
child's a star child for sure, and you can pick
it straight away. That's just like with this.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But surely, surely you have this, Telly, because I've I've seen,
I feel you and multiple situations where you've just finessed
your way through, you know, a bad situation. Are there
any bad situations that you think? First of all, I
want to know if you think you have this, because
I personally think you do. It might have skipped ross,
but I think it came right. I feel like Zeke
probably hasn't.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I don't know, and I'm just thinking he's charming. This
is Tilly's brother, He's just a nice kid.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
To be honest, I don't think he's got it.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, you're right, maybe it doesn't, but you, Tilly, surely
there's been some bad situations that you've gotten yourself out
of because you've had this lucky girl syndrome or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
For sure, I would say I definitely have it. Yeah,
But I think, like you said, it goes both ways.
Like you got into a game, like you got into
really good seats, But I think it's also used to
get out of things. I remember when I was my
friend was like, this is illegal, but she was drunk driving.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Let's just that this is illegal. Everyone listening. I do
not add the the.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Rest right now, Okay, she wasn't fully drunk, but I'm
not even that I'm not. Anyway, she was near my
house and she like took a right turn into a
(15:22):
car park and she was like, can you pick me
up as a R B T right ahead? And so
I random breath testing, Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
do anyway, So she quickly pulled into a car park
and was like, come get me. And of course I
turned right out of the thing out of the car park,
(15:45):
which is an illegal right turn. So then they pulled
me over for that. Yeah, and I my car was
also unregistered, which yeah, that's bad. That's a bad legal things.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And then I also yeah, and I didn't have my
license either, And I was like.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
But you weren't sort of drunk, just for the record, right.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, no, very no, I was. I was on the
way to work, and I was like, like, you just
like have to pull the card. This is what I
think you have to do. You have to say, officer.
I think they like when you.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Say that's what I do, so you know, I make
him feel good.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It does. It gets so hard. I was like, officer, please,
I'm already late for work.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Please of this art as you're probably doing your makeup
in your card too. That's three illegal things. Trust me.
This girl never drive her.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Thinks like on a lapt.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What seems to me? And so what did he say?
What did he say?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was just like, please, officer, like it's been a
really hard week. The fake tears out, like right here,
cry on the man. Of course, I think she's like, oh, definitely.
You just hold your eyes really open and stare at
the thing until they burn. So when I was talking
to the police officer, I did not blink once, and
(17:07):
then the tears start coming out.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Like psychotic, like this lady hasn't blinked once. She's still.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, and then and liked him. I'm like please, Like
my mom didn't even tell me about my registration, Like
how am I meant to know if it's registered under
my parents' name? And like I'm like check my record.
I've never had any points taken off me because every
time I've been pulled over, I've got an out of it. Anyway,
(17:38):
He's like, okay, I'm gonna let you off with a
warning this once. I'm like, okay, thank you so much, Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I agree. I agree. There's something that's there's a psychology
to it too. Yeah, I probably should pick Yeah Ross's
brain about that, because you just got to make people
feel good.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Is it a charisma that you like, can't put your
finger on and some people have it and some people don't,
or or is it like what you're saying, Maley, And
there are like tangible little tips about like how to
have that energy and how to finesse your way into situations.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I definitely think yeah, for the most part, it is innate,
but there are tips, and I think there are certain
little skills that you can work on. And I think
the biggest and it's hard, it's hard how can you
harness confidence? But I think having confidence in every facet
of life is the biggest key to me. And you've
(18:30):
got to be able to obviously talk on a dime,
you know what I mean, Like in situations that might
get a little di see when a police officer pulls
you over like this, can you speak and particulate? Yeah,
quick thinking, you know what I mean, make it believable
what you're talking about, and like act as if you're calm.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
And you reckon.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
A big part is like what you were saying Maley
just before like make someone else feel special.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Is that what you're going to say?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yes, that is like the hack to life. I like
jerg people off in their brain. Honestly, you're example, oh
another example? Okay, well I can give you a backward example.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I want to hear yours because I know that when
I got there, we go, let's go with this.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
This is great also, right, okay, well this is I
kind of like this because this goes on what Dad
was saying of like, if you have good intent, good
things will happen.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
If you have bad intent, bad things will happen. I
wanted to cut the line at the club, so, like
there was a group of boys, really tall boys, and
I knew if I climbed over the fence there, like
it was a gated line. I knew if I climbed
over the fence there and was like, hi, boys, it
would be fine.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
So like because they would like like they would respect.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You're just a little girl, like whatever, no, no, just
because I was a girl.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, I just assumed that it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Would be fine. Yeah okay, yeah, So I and I
like I often went like by myself because I'm always
late or something. So I would just go meet my
friends inside because that didn't bother me. Like back before COVID,
everyone was out and you just go meet them, right,
And so I jumped the line like thinking it was
all boys, but it turns out it was all basketball
(20:13):
players and a girl. There was There was one girl
that I thought was a boy. She actually happened to
go to my high school and she freaking punched me.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It was my yeah, but it was it was my
fault because in high school we actually shudder in a toilet. Anyway,
she's not nice, she's a bitch. She's not nice. She
was not nice to me in year seven. So the
record her up in.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
A bus and actually got revenge, and.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Well I got out of that spot, went to the
back of the line.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
So so you're saying, when you do have it like
that doesn't work. The world isn't going to reward you
like a should.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, but have you ever met my friend Pee Mally?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yes, yes, yeah, Okay, this is another friend who's got it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
She definitely has it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, I'll tell you. In high school, she rocked up
late or whatever she wanted, like at a school that
had the strictest uniform, and one day she had a
full matching tracksuit on at a school where you wear
black shoes, flats, like proper uniform. Oh my god, it's
so funny. And this teacher came over to her and
she goes, He goes, pe, can you please pick up
(21:41):
that rubbish? Since you're in the wrong uniform, you're going
to pick up some rubbish that those year elevens left there?
And pe goes, Miss, you've chosen me because I'm black,
haven't you? And oh, don't worry, don't worry, Chloe, can
you actually pick up the rubbish? For it was just
(22:01):
her energy the way she said it. Anyone any other
teacher or like any other situation, you'd be like, please
don't pull that bullshit, like pick up the rubbish in
the wrong uniform. But it's p so she's like, she's like, nah,
I ain't picking up that rubbish. Your racious.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
The teacher just was like, okay, oh my mind.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You the same teacher. We told this teacher we had
our own table in twelve because the table got passed
down and like, for whatever reason, my friends wanted that
specific table from the above, and that teacher the.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Year levelable though like when you sit yeah, okay, but
no one said at that table with you guys right.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It was our table. Yeah, and then we didn't the
year elevens was sitting at our table. They obviously didn't
know it was our table. And we asked the teacher,
like the teachers would suck off people like in high school,
and we said to like miss get them off our table,
like you know that's our table. Actually got them off.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Oh, that's it is.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's just the aura of pa I agree, charisma, you
say it, how you do it?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Because my friend has this, my friend John that I
went to school with. We kind of tag team. We
kind of really took advantage of the situation we were.
We were at Coachella, you know the festival. Yeah, I
went there right after college, tore my acl and went
to Coachella. It was a rage, like crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I would just love to eat caps and go to
coache Like, I can speak of nothing.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Anyway where people actually are trying to smuggle that stuff in.
Until we John and I were trying the only thing
on our mind was can we smuggle like one leader
of water in and like six sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Like sandwiches ultimate luxury.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Ultimate, this is like this is like golds on the
Coachella grounds.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You know what I mean, like to not have to
pay for the food absolutely, So can you just give
a quick wrecking on the food because somebody told me
recently that it's like fourteen dollars for a bottle of water.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh yeah, there you go. Thank you for saying it,
because not only as it super expensive, the lines are
so damn long and you're waiting out a thirty five
degree in the middle of the desert, do you know
what I mean? So like, yeah, it's like fourteen dollars
for a bottle of water. So we're like, we need
to get this water in. Yeah, and we're big boys, right,
so we need to take in a lot of water too,
(24:22):
Like we're just we just can't continue spending is fourteen dollars,
you know what I mean. We're huge, We're massive. So
we're making our way through and we're like, all right,
we had a little game plan of how we're going
to do this, so we had it all like covered
up in his backpack and everything. And this is correct, guys.
I'm talking like a gallop, like a leader of water,
like a huge lead, Like you can't miss this.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, where do you hide that?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah? Exactly. And we've got sandwiches as well, so you're
not allowed to bring any of this in of course.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, of course it could have drugs in it.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, well that could have been a leader of vodka
or a leader of tequila, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It could have been anything for sure, and then security
ain't testing it to check. Yeah, I ain't having a
siep of your to kill it.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But where Ross said, when you have the right intensions,
good things happen, right, So we're just water. Yeah, yeah,
So we're coming through. I go through first, and now
John's coming in behind me, and I'm like, all right, bro,
I'm going to start, like you know, just talking and
rubbing up against the security guard as you're coming through,
to try and distract them and just say anything and
(25:23):
do anything that I can to like charm my way
out of this exactly like Ross said. So as John
starts to go through, I then immediately go to work.
I start talking the security guard about this, that and
the other, the weather, probably complimenting them.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I think I went straight to a compliment on something.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And like you do the oh you must be standing
here all day, like it's such.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
A tough job, Like Yeah, let me know if you're
going to bring you some water honestly, anything you need. Yeah,
I've gotcha, you know what I mean? And before you
know it, guys, we finess john through, We get through,
open the bag up, and we start just jumping around
with joy. We couldn't believe it might finess it into there. Yeah,
so till I just feel like it's situations like that,
and like the ones that you were mentioning that just
(26:04):
confidence is absolutely everything. Like finessing your way through a
situation is a mixture of that confidence, that charm and
just I don't know, generating that aura to give yourself
that what are we calling it the lucky girl syndrome?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, I think yep, it's the confidence, it's the charisma,
it's just and yeah, it's just believing. You just got
to believe. Let's start yourself Yep, contraction honey.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Finessing one oh one class. Guys, everyone listening, you can
join that class. All right. We're gonna have a link
a link to that class and.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And give us give us your tips as well. Yeah please,
all right, brain break time, let's go do it.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Should we play hot or not?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah? Hit us grace.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Please been waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Houtour girl.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh she's cloud and now hot. Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's giving industry plant.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
No, don't stop.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Imagine you do. Somebody run your entire account for you,
and you sell merch and you do a Q and
A And the first Q and A question you answer
is are you an industry plant? It's giving red flag. Sorry,
someone's got to say it.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
No, the Internet, to me, the Internet's undefeated. She went
viral when absolutely insane, taking advantage of it and good
on her.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Okay, Ice Spice, Okay, surely you know the Central Sea
drama right now?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah? But wait, what's that got to do with Ice Spice?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Though? I thought, Well, because he's cheating on Mads with
Ice Spice.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh that is right, it is with I Spices. Yes, no, no,
we don't advocate that, but I love Mads. Is that
what's her name? Again?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah? And also feel sure that Ice Spice would know
they were together, like she hasn't even got an excuse
here to be honest.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
No, bro, nah, this is not hot man, that's mad?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is our girl?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Mad? That girl?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Should we do a train wreck story?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Let's go. Okay, got into a VIP backstage green room
of the Soldier Boy show. I'd gone to a DJ's
set at a random club in the large Texas city,
then decided to pop over to the Soldier Boys show
at the next club over after my set. Are we following?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
As I get to the front of the line, I
noticed that the regular band from the last club was
the same as the VIP to this club. So I
give the bouncer and nob nod. So I give the
bouncer a nod. He moves the velvet rope on the side,
(28:44):
and all of a sudden, I'm in the same section
at the front. So he's got like the same band
at the club before the VIP. So he's like, he's
risty is the same. So he's like he's just picked
it up really quickly. Being observant. Show ends and some
people start walking on stage, and I follow, giving the
people standing at the entrance nods and whatnot. You know,
(29:10):
do you Mary is meant to be here?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Meet the man himself and head over to some shitty
green room. Sold killed it seriously, just like you're luck.
He goes drank some hennessy then he goes soldiers. Yeah,
he goes. I felt like it was that that it
was my time to dip.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay, So there is there is a clear in and
out to those situations.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And this is also giving Marley. He wasn't greedy. His
intentions were good. He had good intent He was like,
all right, I'll go in. He didn't excessively drink the bar.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Tag try.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Met soldier boy, and it was my time to you know,
it's giving. He's not a bad bloke.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
What's the worst that can happen? Guys give him a
note and they go, actually, no, you can't come back
here like cool worries, what's the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Listen to this because Marley, you like the little the
little cute nerd people.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh yeah, I do. I do.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Marley like protects the strange people.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I do.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I love clings to them, love that he adopts them.
He goes for context. I'm just some goofy white dude.
But I was wearing a cuban, so that probably helped.
I don't know what a cuban is.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's a chain, like a really cuban.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, and you're seeing sold by okay, So that probably
helped all this to say that if you act like
you're meant to be there, then people pick up on
that it will get you farther than you ever would
have intended.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Fake it till you make it? Can we rap the
podcast on that, dude, like you meant to be there?
Bro in every everyone listening to act like you've been there?
Fake it till amazing? I mean, how are you and
I doing this podcast right now? Tilly? We are absolutely
all right?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Anyway, how did you get into this building?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I even know Grace? How do we have Grace as
out producer? Someone as good as Grace? Like?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
What's coming?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Bake it till you make it? I love that? Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Guys, Yeah, let's wrap there. Thank you for listening to
everyone as always, man, go follow us on TikTok, go
follow us on Instagram, give us all of your tips
that you have to finessing situations. We love to hear
him when, we love to read about him. Until next time, guys,
I'll catch us later.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
All right, let's get it by
Life is an endless series of train wrecks with only
brief commercial like breaks of happiness.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Marley, I'm in your live streams like twice a week.
Occasionally you say it, occasionally you're shooting someone.
Speaker 3 (00:12):
Or something, because it makes me so happy when you're
Are you on your phone? You're already on your phone?
Speaker 2 (00:20):
Til no, because I came with a charged laptop with
the run sheet, but the laptop wasn't charged.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Oh my god, it's.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Sat in the thing all night too, So I'm so annoyed.
Speaker 4 (00:31):
That is so tilly coded.
Speaker 3 (00:33):
Literally, what's what's news till? What's been happening with you?
I feel like I haven't talked to you for a while.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
Well, I haven't really got anything interesting. We could do
a whole episode on it. But I have been getting
my tattoos lasered off. That's kind has been hurting so bad, guys,
I was in tears.
Speaker 4 (00:49):
Is this your tattoo? Freckles?
Speaker 2 (00:50):
All my tattoos on my body, like my sixty nine
basically came off straight away. Look at that with one hit.
Speaker 3 (00:56):
No, that's pretty good. Pretty well, yeah, so good? Has
it been hurting more or less than the face laser situation?
Speaker 2 (01:06):
More because anything, anything that you do yourself doesn't go
as deep into like your dermal layer. But like everything
that's like being done professionally is like so bad.
Speaker 4 (01:19):
It goes all the way down into places you cannot reach.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But like there, I don't know how I want to
kind of show you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
Yeah, I want to see I want to see a
couple of lasers.
Speaker 2 (01:29):
This isn't even on my plant.
Speaker 4 (01:31):
Okay, Tilly's standing up and she's showing us her hip.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Look can you see that? How pack?
Speaker 3 (01:36):
What was on your hip? Again? Damn? That's that's that's
why you're getting that laser.
Speaker 2 (01:42):
Yeah, that's one session and it's like half gone. I'm
pretty impressed by that.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Yeah, I'm pretty impressed by it till the amount of
trauma your body has gone through, Like I know, I.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
Think that's why the pain is hard. To be honest,
I was saying this to Hippotia, like who does my
thing averaging clinic? I think she was like, because because
I just had my boobs out and stuff, your body's
like what are you doing to me? But it's bad
like to like if you want to if you have issues,
like your body has too much inflammation and just like
(02:12):
crap in it like I did. I'm just trying to
get rid of everything bad. So that's why.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
So you literally have you have because.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
There's high levels of metals in my body. Anyway, I know,
we'll just write that off. How was your week? Tell
me about yours.
Speaker 3 (02:30):
It was good. I was. I was recently in LA
which was cool because I hadn't been back to l
A obviously, that's where I went to school. Would have
getting married Pepperdine.
Speaker 4 (02:38):
I called it Pepperdine.
Speaker 3 (02:39):
Yeah, Pepperdine, Yes, pepper Dye. Yeah, that's where I'm getting married.
Tell in Malibu there. But so I was in But
I was in the like city in LA, like downtown,
and it has gotten really really bad. It's really sad.
The homelessness. People on the street are still in drugs.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
There's dead people on the side of the road. I
remember Martha posting about that.
Speaker 3 (03:00):
It's very I thought the city was bad. Yeah, it
wouldn't surprise me. It really wouldn't. Out there. It's it's very, very,
very bad because it had been like a good five
six years since I've been back.
Speaker 4 (03:11):
So and it wasn't like that when you were at Uni.
Speaker 3 (03:14):
No, it wasn't like that when I was at school,
not that bad. And mind you, I didn't go downtown
that much. And it's not like this in Malibu and
stuff obviously either, but like it. Yeah, I've never seen
anything like it. It makes me really sad and makes
me feel very like I'm always cautious in America especially,
but in La, like and I was just head on
(03:35):
a swivel the whole time, you know what I mean.
But on brighter notes, I got to uh, I got
to go watch Lynn play in LA. That's why I
was there, and I'd never been to the to the
stadium there in La. Yeah, she's killing it, guys, just yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
You're so cool. You're married to Olympian, Like I do
you think when you were younger?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Let me hold you up. I think what I've find
this call is you refer to l Inn as my
girlfriend sometimes like Beyonce, and then say I'm married.
Speaker 2 (04:05):
You're just always wrong, just a wifis's.
Speaker 3 (04:10):
That's all the above, But what were you going to
say that when I was younger?
Speaker 2 (04:13):
I was just gonna say, like, when you were younger,
if somebody was like an Olympian or like anything to
do with the Olympics. It was like, like if you
told yourself when you were like eight years old that
you were married to an Olympian and you'd be like,
that's so jaw dropping moment.
Speaker 3 (04:27):
Yeah, forget it. And if you told yourself that you're
going to be lasering your tattoos up till at this
point in your life.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I told myself any of my life, I'd just kill
me now.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
Literally. But guys, guys, I'm telling you the coolest thing
happened at this game. Right. So I get to the
game at LA and it's a really really cool stadium
and there's a lot of a lot of like famous
people come to this stadium because it's LA, so a
lot of actors and like Kobe Bryant's wife was there,
and rappers and things like that. So it's like a
big deal this stadium. Yeah, and I'm just like going
(04:59):
to my it's as the girls are warming up, as
I always do.
Speaker 2 (05:03):
Can you explain how your seat system works? Does Lyn
get family passes or whatnot?
Speaker 3 (05:08):
Exactly? Yeah, So we get like a certain amount of
like family and friends tickets to go to the game,
and these tickets are like so you're in the stands
still amongst some fans, but you're more.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
So in the stand where you're located.
Speaker 3 (05:19):
Yeah, you see on my stories if you've seen my stories, Yeah,
nothing special, nothing too too crazy, right, but I still
like it.
Speaker 2 (05:25):
I got to make money.
Speaker 3 (05:26):
They got to make some money, right, But this game, guys.
I call one of my friends who is a husband
of one of the girls on the team, and I go, hey, man, like,
where are you where are you sitting? You're not You're
not sitting over here. And it was really hot, like
really really hot, and the sun's in my eyes at
this particular spot in the stands and he goes, oh, bro,
yeah yeah, he goes, bro, actually, do you remember these
(05:50):
friends that we went to the World Cup with? They
go yeah, absolutely, he goes, yeah. They They had me
sitting like downstairs in like you know, like a booth area.
And I'm like, oh cool, Bro, I didn't know you
were like, you know, built like that. I'm sorry I
forgot you were him. You know, all right, I'll just
be sitting in the sun getting blind and not even
be enough to watch the game. You enjoy the game?
Brot Yeah yeah, yeah, he's yeah. And I hang up
(06:14):
and I'm like, oh my god, as I've got two
waters in my hand, literally drenched and sweat and I
get a phone call again from him, and he puts
me onto the phone with the family that has these
tickets to this exclusive area, and and like she calls
me up and she goes, Marley, actually, I'm going to
meet you really quick. Come find me, and let's see
what we can do about getting you down into this
(06:34):
booth area. And I'm like, oh no, don't worry about it.
It's all good. I'll just sit here. She's like, no, no, no, no, no,
come on, let's do it. And I'm like, all right,
twist my arm right if you insist, I'll come down.
So I come down to meet her, and just before
we get to the security, she's like, just throw this
wristband on and act like you've been here before. Just
throw it on, act like you've been here before. It
(06:56):
was one of those like a mission.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
Don't look. Don't look behind you. There's a girl behind
you that I don't look at exactly.
Speaker 3 (07:03):
Yes, yes, just act normal, abnormal right now. I love it.
You know, I'm getting tingles in my body right now
thinking about it. So I just act all cool like
I've been there it's la, you know what I mean.
I got my little fit on anyway, so I just
act like I've been there. I walk through, and I'm
expecting just to come into like this little booth situation
like I've seen before, like you know, and I've been
in before. And I go into our home games in
(07:24):
like just a little private booth area. But we walk in,
I get past security, finest them, and then I start
walking into like this lounge area that has all these
food and drinks. I'm like, cool, like the game. We
then open this door, I start walking out onto the
pitch like literally, I'm level with the girls playing yeah
(07:47):
with Lynn, and I sit down on this seat that
is like a meter away from the sideline.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Is that even a seat? Is that even possible when
you buy tickets?
Speaker 3 (07:57):
No, No, I promise you these tickets to be at
least too grand a game. They have to do what
I promise you could grand us. Yes, they have to be.
They have to There's no way you can even just
sit in these seats like you've got to know people
like I had right next to me.
Speaker 4 (08:12):
I don't know if you guys get seats are not
on the market.
Speaker 3 (08:15):
Like I had a rapper schoolboy Q who I listened to,
a very very famous rapper sitting to the right of
me all mine and I'm sitting in these seats. The
funniest part of the story is Lynn's about to get
subbed in, so she goes to warm up and she
runs past me the video. Yes, it's the video, and
I'm like, babe, hey, babe hey, and she looks at
me like perplexed, like she couldn't believe it. She goes,
what and like if you can lip read? She goes,
(08:37):
how did you get there? And I don't worry about it.
Speaker 2 (08:41):
I love that video. I knew no context, but I
watched it.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
And you could tell, right, you could tell I just
so that was That was my fantasing story. Guys.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
No, guys, you actually have to go and watch the video,
because I don't think even that story tops the look
on Lynd's face.
Speaker 3 (08:59):
She so like she was like, what in the hell.
And I always just find myself in those kind of positions,
just is like, of course, of course he makes his
way there, you know, of course he.
Speaker 2 (09:09):
Makes you like everyone loves Marley.
Speaker 3 (09:11):
That's what she said.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
I think my blnny mom says, it's just.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Open when Marley walks past and just go.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I was actually discussing this with Dad, like from a
psychology aspect, and he was like, dead set. It's the
smile in the eyes, Marley, You've got the smile you
actually have.
Speaker 4 (09:32):
Yeah, I reckon you both have it.
Speaker 2 (09:37):
I don't know a lucky girls syndrome.
Speaker 3 (09:39):
No, I mean I can read between the lines. I
assume it's just yeah, it's.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Just like it's kind of just like a belief system
and it's like if you see the chance on TikTok,
It's like, I am a lucky girl. Good things happen
to me, good things are coming my way.
Speaker 5 (09:52):
Like Molly wakes up every day and looks in the
mirror and says to himself, I'm a lucky girl.
Speaker 4 (09:56):
Good things come my way.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
That's exactly what he was chanting when he woke passing,
I'm a lucky way.
Speaker 3 (10:01):
I'm a lucky way. Wait, you said, Ross was can
we can we call Russ? I want to I want
to hear some of his Uh. Yeah, this this psychological
stance on this whole concept. Yeah, because I think I've
got it. I've got this lucky girl you know.
Speaker 2 (10:15):
You definitely have it made you one big brother. Hello. Hello,
can you hear us? Does that mean? Yes? Can you
hear us? Now? Oh, we're just on the podcast. Oh
who's that Adam?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Hi, Adam?
Speaker 3 (10:32):
What's up? Adam? Welcome, Welcome to your debut.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
You okay? Dad? So wait, we're discussing the art of finessing,
which I discussed with you last night and you had
a different opinion. So do you care to share?
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Oh gosh, I'm trying to remember we were talking about
Well you're talking about this talking about whether it's finished,
or it's.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
Charm or yes, or is it all the above?
Speaker 4 (11:00):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:00):
Marley says, is it all the above?
Speaker 1 (11:03):
Yeah? I think it's also depends whether it's deliberate or not.
Like some people gonna have charm and charisma and they
know about it, and then when it becomes a little
bit more contrived and disingenuous, you just naturally have it, Yeah,
and then have a good heart and it things to
seem to fall in placebule.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, law of attraction, Marley, I think you have the law.
Speaker 3 (11:26):
I was going to say, I think I want to
fall into that space.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
It is, and also the extent of how much you're
using it for I suppose for good as well as
just for self gain.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Yeah, I think you attracted if you're using it for
good or you don't have bad intention?
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Yes, do you?
Speaker 1 (11:47):
I generally believe some people are just.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
Born with it.
Speaker 2 (11:50):
Grace says, do you have it? And I will answer
that question.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
He does not.
Speaker 1 (11:57):
But then there's insane respect of his saying my brother, Yeah, oh.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
He's my uncle Mark has it good, let's get him on.
Oh we need Mark on the podcast for sure. Yeah,
all right, well thanks Dad, heybye. Dad was just saying.
Dad was saying last night, Uncle Mark, like they were
getting bets into a nursing home, and like you have
to wait till someone dies. And someone died, God, that
(12:26):
is it? Yes, yeah, it's it's dressed by anyway. So
but before your grandma, yes, and she has terrible dementia,
and like he's getting a bit scared at home and whatnot.
So we're trying to make the process a bit quicker.
And Dad's like, I've just got to send Mark in.
Like if he sends Mark in, he'll get it, because
Mark got it. Mark's got it. Yeah, whatever it bloody is,
(12:49):
Mark's got it.
Speaker 4 (12:50):
But it skipped poor old Ross.
Speaker 2 (12:51):
Well that's what ROSSI is saying. Some people have it
and some don't. There was a little boy on Friday,
this boy Xavier. I love his mom, Crystal is the best.
Zavy was like we had a giant jumping castle up
and he was just every single time he'd go on.
There was a line of forty kids after the jumping castle,
and every single time me and my friend were observing,
(13:14):
he'd just sneak into the front of the line and
nobody held him.
Speaker 3 (13:18):
That's huge, that's huge.
Speaker 2 (13:20):
And every other child, yeah, every other child, if somebody
skipped in front, they went in front of me, they
pushed it in, they gave so backage, and Xavier just
goes straight to the front of the line every time,
Like you got a kid, and I.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
Could tell.
Speaker 2 (13:35):
I always yeah, it's like those kids when there's like
somebody who's coming, they're like, can I pick a volunteer
at the like the Seal show, you take it into
the zoo. In my head, I always play a game.
I say it's going to be that child, that child
or that child one you can tell. I'm like, that
child's a star child for sure, and you can pick
it straight away. That's just like with this.
Speaker 3 (13:55):
But surely, surely you have this, Telly, because I've I've seen,
I feel you and multiple situations where you've just finessed
your way through, you know, a bad situation. Are there
any bad situations that you think? First of all, I
want to know if you think you have this, because
I personally think you do. It might have skipped ross,
but I think it came right. I feel like Zeke
probably hasn't.
Speaker 2 (14:15):
I don't think.
Speaker 3 (14:18):
I don't know, and I'm just thinking he's charming. This
is Tilly's brother, He's just a nice kid.
Speaker 2 (14:23):
To be honest, I don't think he's got it.
Speaker 3 (14:24):
Yeah, you're right, maybe it doesn't, but you, Tilly, surely
there's been some bad situations that you've gotten yourself out
of because you've had this lucky girl syndrome or whatever.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
For sure, I would say I definitely have it. Yeah,
But I think, like you said, it goes both ways.
Like you got into a game, like you got into
really good seats, But I think it's also used to
get out of things. I remember when I was my
friend was like, this is illegal, but she was drunk driving.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Let's just that this is illegal. Everyone listening. I do
not add the the.
Speaker 2 (15:01):
Rest right now, Okay, she wasn't fully drunk, but I'm
not even that I'm not. Anyway, she was near my
house and she like took a right turn into a
(15:22):
car park and she was like, can you pick me
up as a R B T right ahead? And so
I random breath testing, Oh yes, yeah, yeah, yeah, we
do anyway, So she quickly pulled into a car park
and was like, come get me. And of course I
turned right out of the thing out of the car park,
(15:45):
which is an illegal right turn. So then they pulled
me over for that. Yeah, and I my car was
also unregistered, which yeah, that's bad. That's a bad legal things.
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
And then I also yeah, and I didn't have my
license either, And I was like.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
But you weren't sort of drunk, just for the record, right.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
No, no, very no, I was. I was on the
way to work, and I was like, like, you just
like have to pull the card. This is what I
think you have to do. You have to say, officer.
I think they like when you.
Speaker 3 (16:19):
Say that's what I do, so you know, I make
him feel good.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It does. It gets so hard. I was like, officer, please,
I'm already late for work.
Speaker 3 (16:29):
Please of this art as you're probably doing your makeup
in your card too. That's three illegal things. Trust me.
This girl never drive her.
Speaker 4 (16:37):
Thinks like on a lapt.
Speaker 3 (16:41):
What seems to me? And so what did he say?
What did he say?
Speaker 2 (16:46):
I was just like, please, officer, like it's been a
really hard week. The fake tears out, like right here,
cry on the man. Of course, I think she's like, oh, definitely.
You just hold your eyes really open and stare at
the thing until they burn. So when I was talking
to the police officer, I did not blink once, and
(17:07):
then the tears start coming out.
Speaker 3 (17:09):
Like psychotic, like this lady hasn't blinked once. She's still.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Yeah, and then and liked him. I'm like please, Like
my mom didn't even tell me about my registration, Like
how am I meant to know if it's registered under
my parents' name? And like I'm like check my record.
I've never had any points taken off me because every
time I've been pulled over, I've got an out of it. Anyway,
(17:38):
He's like, okay, I'm gonna let you off with a
warning this once. I'm like, okay, thank you so much, Yeah,
thank you.
Speaker 3 (17:46):
I agree. I agree. There's something that's there's a psychology
to it too. Yeah, I probably should pick Yeah Ross's
brain about that, because you just got to make people
feel good.
Speaker 5 (17:55):
Is it a charisma that you like, can't put your
finger on and some people have it and some people don't,
or or is it like what you're saying, Maley, And
there are like tangible little tips about like how to
have that energy and how to finesse your way into situations.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
I definitely think yeah, for the most part, it is innate,
but there are tips, and I think there are certain
little skills that you can work on. And I think
the biggest and it's hard, it's hard how can you
harness confidence? But I think having confidence in every facet
of life is the biggest key to me. And you've
(18:30):
got to be able to obviously talk on a dime,
you know what I mean, Like in situations that might
get a little di see when a police officer pulls
you over like this, can you speak and particulate? Yeah,
quick thinking, you know what I mean, make it believable
what you're talking about, and like act as if you're calm.
Speaker 4 (18:47):
And you reckon.
Speaker 5 (18:48):
A big part is like what you were saying Maley
just before like make someone else feel special.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Is that what you're going to say?
Speaker 2 (18:54):
Yes, that is like the hack to life. I like
jerg people off in their brain. Honestly, you're example, oh
another example? Okay, well I can give you a backward example.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
I want to hear yours because I know that when
I got there, we go, let's go with this.
Speaker 6 (19:15):
This is great also, right, okay, well this is I
kind of like this because this goes on what Dad
was saying of like, if you have good intent, good
things will happen.
Speaker 2 (19:25):
If you have bad intent, bad things will happen. I
wanted to cut the line at the club, so, like
there was a group of boys, really tall boys, and
I knew if I climbed over the fence there, like
it was a gated line. I knew if I climbed
over the fence there and was like, hi, boys, it
would be fine.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
So like because they would like like they would respect.
Speaker 2 (19:46):
You're just a little girl, like whatever, no, no, just
because I was a girl.
Speaker 3 (19:50):
Oh, I just assumed that it.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
Would be fine. Yeah okay, yeah, So I and I
like I often went like by myself because I'm always
late or something. So I would just go meet my
friends inside because that didn't bother me. Like back before COVID,
everyone was out and you just go meet them, right,
And so I jumped the line like thinking it was
all boys, but it turns out it was all basketball
(20:13):
players and a girl. There was There was one girl
that I thought was a boy. She actually happened to
go to my high school and she freaking punched me.
Speaker 3 (20:25):
Are you kidding me?
Speaker 2 (20:28):
It was my yeah, but it was it was my
fault because in high school we actually shudder in a toilet. Anyway,
she's not nice, she's a bitch. She's not nice. She
was not nice to me in year seven. So the
record her up in.
Speaker 4 (20:43):
A bus and actually got revenge, and.
Speaker 2 (20:54):
Well I got out of that spot, went to the
back of the line.
Speaker 3 (20:58):
So so you're saying, when you do have it like
that doesn't work. The world isn't going to reward you
like a should.
Speaker 2 (21:06):
Yeah, but have you ever met my friend Pee Mally?
Speaker 3 (21:11):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (21:11):
Yes, yes, yeah, Okay, this is another friend who's got it.
Speaker 3 (21:16):
She definitely has it.
Speaker 2 (21:17):
Yeah, I'll tell you. In high school, she rocked up
late or whatever she wanted, like at a school that
had the strictest uniform, and one day she had a
full matching tracksuit on at a school where you wear
black shoes, flats, like proper uniform. Oh my god, it's
so funny. And this teacher came over to her and
she goes, He goes, pe, can you please pick up
(21:41):
that rubbish? Since you're in the wrong uniform, you're going
to pick up some rubbish that those year elevens left there?
And pe goes, Miss, you've chosen me because I'm black,
haven't you? And oh, don't worry, don't worry, Chloe, can
you actually pick up the rubbish? For it was just
(22:01):
her energy the way she said it. Anyone any other
teacher or like any other situation, you'd be like, please
don't pull that bullshit, like pick up the rubbish in
the wrong uniform. But it's p so she's like, she's like, nah,
I ain't picking up that rubbish. Your racious.
Speaker 3 (22:16):
The teacher just was like, okay, oh my mind.
Speaker 2 (22:20):
You the same teacher. We told this teacher we had
our own table in twelve because the table got passed
down and like, for whatever reason, my friends wanted that
specific table from the above, and that teacher the.
Speaker 3 (22:34):
Year levelable though like when you sit yeah, okay, but
no one said at that table with you guys right.
Speaker 2 (22:41):
It was our table. Yeah, and then we didn't the
year elevens was sitting at our table. They obviously didn't
know it was our table. And we asked the teacher,
like the teachers would suck off people like in high school,
and we said to like miss get them off our table,
like you know that's our table. Actually got them off.
Speaker 3 (22:58):
Oh, that's it is.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
It's just the aura of pa I agree, charisma, you
say it, how you do it?
Speaker 3 (23:07):
Because my friend has this, my friend John that I
went to school with. We kind of tag team. We
kind of really took advantage of the situation we were.
We were at Coachella, you know the festival. Yeah, I
went there right after college, tore my acl and went
to Coachella. It was a rage, like crazy.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I would just love to eat caps and go to
coache Like, I can speak of nothing.
Speaker 3 (23:33):
Anyway where people actually are trying to smuggle that stuff in.
Until we John and I were trying the only thing
on our mind was can we smuggle like one leader
of water in and like six sandwiches.
Speaker 4 (23:45):
Like sandwiches ultimate luxury.
Speaker 3 (23:48):
Ultimate, this is like this is like golds on the
Coachella grounds.
Speaker 2 (23:52):
You know what I mean, like to not have to
pay for the food absolutely, So can you just give
a quick wrecking on the food because somebody told me
recently that it's like fourteen dollars for a bottle of water.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
Oh yeah, there you go. Thank you for saying it,
because not only as it super expensive, the lines are
so damn long and you're waiting out a thirty five
degree in the middle of the desert, do you know
what I mean? So like, yeah, it's like fourteen dollars
for a bottle of water. So we're like, we need
to get this water in. Yeah, and we're big boys, right,
so we need to take in a lot of water too,
(24:22):
Like we're just we just can't continue spending is fourteen dollars,
you know what I mean. We're huge, We're massive. So
we're making our way through and we're like, all right,
we had a little game plan of how we're going
to do this, so we had it all like covered
up in his backpack and everything. And this is correct, guys.
I'm talking like a gallop, like a leader of water,
like a huge lead, Like you can't miss this.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, where do you hide that?
Speaker 3 (24:44):
Yeah? Exactly. And we've got sandwiches as well, so you're
not allowed to bring any of this in of course.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, of course it could have drugs in it.
Speaker 3 (24:50):
Yeah, well that could have been a leader of vodka
or a leader of tequila, you know what I mean.
Speaker 2 (24:54):
It could have been anything for sure, and then security
ain't testing it to check. Yeah, I ain't having a
siep of your to kill it.
Speaker 3 (25:02):
But where Ross said, when you have the right intensions,
good things happen, right, So we're just water. Yeah, yeah,
So we're coming through. I go through first, and now
John's coming in behind me, and I'm like, all right, bro,
I'm going to start, like you know, just talking and
rubbing up against the security guard as you're coming through,
to try and distract them and just say anything and
(25:23):
do anything that I can to like charm my way
out of this exactly like Ross said. So as John
starts to go through, I then immediately go to work.
I start talking the security guard about this, that and
the other, the weather, probably complimenting them.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
I think I went straight to a compliment on something.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
And like you do the oh you must be standing
here all day, like it's such.
Speaker 3 (25:43):
A tough job, Like Yeah, let me know if you're
going to bring you some water honestly, anything you need. Yeah,
I've gotcha, you know what I mean? And before you
know it, guys, we finess john through, We get through,
open the bag up, and we start just jumping around
with joy. We couldn't believe it might finess it into there. Yeah,
so till I just feel like it's situations like that,
and like the ones that you were mentioning that just
(26:04):
confidence is absolutely everything. Like finessing your way through a
situation is a mixture of that confidence, that charm and
just I don't know, generating that aura to give yourself
that what are we calling it the lucky girl syndrome?
You know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Yeah, I think yep, it's the confidence, it's the charisma,
it's just and yeah, it's just believing. You just got
to believe. Let's start yourself Yep, contraction honey.
Speaker 3 (26:31):
Finessing one oh one class. Guys, everyone listening, you can
join that class. All right. We're gonna have a link
a link to that class and.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
And give us give us your tips as well. Yeah please,
all right, brain break time, let's go do it.
Speaker 4 (26:49):
Should we play hot or not?
Speaker 2 (26:50):
Yeah? Hit us grace.
Speaker 3 (26:51):
Please been waiting for it.
Speaker 4 (26:54):
Houtour girl.
Speaker 3 (26:56):
Oh she's cloud and now hot. Yeah, I love you.
Speaker 2 (26:59):
It's giving industry plant.
Speaker 3 (27:02):
No, don't stop.
Speaker 2 (27:06):
Imagine you do. Somebody run your entire account for you,
and you sell merch and you do a Q and
A And the first Q and A question you answer
is are you an industry plant? It's giving red flag. Sorry,
someone's got to say it.
Speaker 3 (27:22):
No, the Internet, to me, the Internet's undefeated. She went
viral when absolutely insane, taking advantage of it and good
on her.
Speaker 2 (27:29):
Okay, Ice Spice, Okay, surely you know the Central Sea
drama right now?
Speaker 3 (27:34):
Yeah? But wait, what's that got to do with Ice Spice?
Speaker 2 (27:35):
Though? I thought, Well, because he's cheating on Mads with
Ice Spice.
Speaker 3 (27:39):
Oh that is right, it is with I Spices. Yes, no, no,
we don't advocate that, but I love Mads. Is that
what's her name? Again?
Speaker 2 (27:47):
Yeah? And also feel sure that Ice Spice would know
they were together, like she hasn't even got an excuse
here to be honest.
Speaker 3 (27:55):
No, bro, nah, this is not hot man, that's mad?
Speaker 2 (27:58):
Is our girl?
Speaker 3 (27:59):
Mad? That girl?
Speaker 2 (28:02):
All right?
Speaker 4 (28:02):
Should we do a train wreck story?
Speaker 3 (28:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:04):
Let's go. Okay, got into a VIP backstage green room
of the Soldier Boy show. I'd gone to a DJ's
set at a random club in the large Texas city,
then decided to pop over to the Soldier Boys show
at the next club over after my set. Are we following?
Speaker 3 (28:21):
Yeah, okay.
Speaker 2 (28:23):
As I get to the front of the line, I
noticed that the regular band from the last club was
the same as the VIP to this club. So I
give the bouncer and nob nod. So I give the
bouncer a nod. He moves the velvet rope on the side,
(28:44):
and all of a sudden, I'm in the same section
at the front. So he's got like the same band
at the club before the VIP. So he's like, he's
risty is the same. So he's like he's just picked
it up really quickly. Being observant. Show ends and some
people start walking on stage, and I follow, giving the
people standing at the entrance nods and whatnot. You know,
(29:10):
do you Mary is meant to be here?
Speaker 3 (29:12):
Yeah, that's right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
Meet the man himself and head over to some shitty
green room. Sold killed it seriously, just like you're luck.
He goes drank some hennessy then he goes soldiers. Yeah,
he goes. I felt like it was that that it
was my time to dip.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
Okay, So there is there is a clear in and
out to those situations.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
And this is also giving Marley. He wasn't greedy. His
intentions were good. He had good intent He was like,
all right, I'll go in. He didn't excessively drink the bar.
Speaker 3 (29:53):
Tag try.
Speaker 2 (29:56):
Met soldier boy, and it was my time to you know,
it's giving. He's not a bad bloke.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
What's the worst that can happen? Guys give him a
note and they go, actually, no, you can't come back
here like cool worries, what's the worst.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
Listen to this because Marley, you like the little the
little cute nerd people.
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Oh yeah, I do. I do.
Speaker 2 (30:17):
Marley like protects the strange people.
Speaker 3 (30:20):
I do.
Speaker 2 (30:20):
I love clings to them, love that he adopts them.
He goes for context. I'm just some goofy white dude.
But I was wearing a cuban, so that probably helped.
I don't know what a cuban is.
Speaker 3 (30:32):
It's a chain, like a really cuban.
Speaker 2 (30:34):
Okay, and you're seeing sold by okay, So that probably
helped all this to say that if you act like
you're meant to be there, then people pick up on
that it will get you farther than you ever would
have intended.
Speaker 3 (30:48):
Fake it till you make it? Can we rap the
podcast on that, dude, like you meant to be there?
Bro in every everyone listening to act like you've been there?
Fake it till amazing? I mean, how are you and
I doing this podcast right now? Tilly? We are absolutely
all right?
Speaker 4 (31:04):
Anyway, how did you get into this building?
Speaker 2 (31:06):
Guy?
Speaker 3 (31:06):
I even know Grace? How do we have Grace as
out producer? Someone as good as Grace? Like?
Speaker 2 (31:13):
What's coming?
Speaker 3 (31:16):
Bake it till you make it? I love that? Wow?
Speaker 2 (31:18):
All right.
Speaker 3 (31:22):
Guys, Yeah, let's wrap there. Thank you for listening to
everyone as always, man, go follow us on TikTok, go
follow us on Instagram, give us all of your tips
that you have to finessing situations. We love to hear
him when, we love to read about him. Until next time, guys,
I'll catch us later.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
All right, let's get it by
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