June 19, 2024 • 40 mins
There are so many alternative health treatments out there, and this week Tilly and Marley discuss some of the ones they have dabbled in. Tilly gives us all an intensely detailed story of her experience of getting a colonic, Marley looks like he has salami slices stuck all over him after an intense cupping experience, and listeners share some more alternative remedies they have tried...
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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Guys, before we begin, this is your reminder that we are,
in fact not medically trained. Please consult with your healthcare
professional for medical advice. Life is an endless series of
train recks with only brief commercial like breaks of happiness.
Kendrick just opened his mouth? Did you just point me now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sing sing baby?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You sing it? Bb L Jersey, bb L Jersey. I
never really liked that song throughout the whole.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh my god. I run to that song bb L
Jizzy like.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Running on the spot, as if she's on a treadmill.
You listen to that while you're working.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Out BBL Jesse around New York.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hell no, that was the worst song in all of
the be Do you know about the baby till you
know about the beef with Kendrick and dres No, I.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't know about it, And I actually thought, who better ask?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, let's let's I don't know every single single detail. Well,
actually I know most of it. I think what happened
was Drake. Well, essentially, Kendrick and Drake A had beat
for a long time, like a really long time, and
Drake got with one of their girls or something, either
Kendricks or Futures or one of them they're girls, right.
(01:18):
And then what happened was Future and all of these
other guys that Drake used to mess with and make
songs with, and all of this started on following him
on on Instagram and stopped talking to him and being
against him.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then Kendrick just because he dugged the boys, just
because he dug the boys exactly. And then Kendrick made
a song because Kendrick and Drake have always and j
Cole have always talked about the Top three then being
in the Top three and Kendrick top three best rappers
in the in the universe. Jac Cole.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was like, surely not Jake Hole.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jacole Jacole, And yeah, so Kendrick started out, Oh he's
gonna be so mad, started off with that song, and
then Drake came back with a diss track, and they
just kept going back and forth, back and forth, back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh so they're just coming out with songsh talking to
each other.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, but it's more than shit talking, Like Kendrick's talking
about like Drake doing all this weird stuff with miners
and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jenna when she was like fourteen, have you seen and.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Talking about Millie Bobby Brown?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And like all this crazy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And Kendrick was like talking about Drake dying and being
a terrible person and like saying all like it was
getting real intense. And then right after the beef outside
Drake's house, one of his security guards got shot. I
think he died. I think, what is not crazy? And
apparently it wasn't Kendrick related. Yeah, it wasn't Kendrick related.
It was another beef within Toronto. But Jess, but wow,
what an intro into this part.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Hi, I tell to call your child Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, it's not it is.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's illegal.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Illegal.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You can't Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So are you saying are you saying that the government's.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Christian I'm telling you it's a cult.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
How could have wait? What's a cult? The government?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yep, the government Christianity?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
My mom's from the church.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh my god, I googled it.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I googled it, which means I freaking fell for it instantly.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh my god, true?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Is it not true? My first name sorted out? You know,
I actually like the name Jesus because when you're shitty
with them Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh my god, your mommy is going to be so
disappointed in you.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
She's actually not with Jesus. My dadd is I forgot gotcha?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well have you been have you been praying this week?
What have you been up to? What's been going on? Yes?
Every day?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I get on my knees in front of the
bed and I give at my saints and I give God.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, come on, guy, whoever's listening thought that was going
in different direction. That's good. I'm glad. I'm glad you've
been praying till. I'm glad. You need it. You need
Jesus in your life. Literally the train wreck that is
your life. Let me tell you, let me tell you
something I've been up to this week. Yeah, I have this.
It's not my messuse, it's Lynn's teams messuse. And she's
(04:19):
absolutely amazed. Remedial like a really no no, not that
I was trying to give. It's not that kind of no,
not that kind of messus. But she does have some
alternative methods of like you know, doing her practice though,
like some crazy like look at these look at these
marks I got on you guys, this is cupping. Have
(04:40):
you ever have you ever? Yeah, have you ever been?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Leave?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
And he's got like it looks like he's got rings
of salami.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That is exactly right what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, guys, this is called cupping. I don't know if
you guys have done it. Yeah, it's literally like I
haven't done it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
No, but it's very fitting for the episode today.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It is did you give you a happy ending or not?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
No? No, no, but I got a happy cupping. It
was a really really happy cupping. And these and these
bruises are now apparently going to be here for like
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wait, so how did Lynn learn cupping that?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It wasn't Linnen? What the hell? Where is your what?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My boyfriend has her own cupping kit.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You can get your own stuff. You can get your
own stuff. We're going to get into cupping after though.
Let's let's let's get into what we're talking about today.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, what dad actually? Rackons he's going to answer to
all right, all.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, call Ross, let's call Rus. I'm tell him what
we're talking about. Maybe can't let us down twice? You
cannot let us down two times?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh my god, we got you not good enough?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's such a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, So today we are discussing holistic health. You know,
fantastic Also, like my colonic you know when I had
that thing put in my bum.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, yes, that will be good for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And then like Marley's copy, so I can't look at
was cuppying and he just got it a massage your
time massage. Yeah, and yeah, just like some people's stuff
that's cured them.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Fantastic.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
If holistic health things, what are the other things?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
If the if holistic health is like factor.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Cap we're seeing, if holistic health is fact your cap?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
He thinks, well, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Do you believe in it?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I believe that there's aspects of it that are very
healthy for you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Do you believe that crystals cure menopause?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Uh? Until I've seen the evidence, I'm not going to
believe it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm not going to disbelieve it.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Well, it's true, cured mine, But you haven't gone.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right, Well you have a good day the jug pick.
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
This is gonna be This is my favorite part of
the podcast. This is my favorite part of every single episode.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can we tell everyone what we were saying before? We
were saying before that we should just pick a random
contact in my phone call them. Should we still practice?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah? Yeah, and you cannot break character. You are not
allowed to break character, all right, you were not allowed us.
So that's what we're gonna do. If Frost doesn't pick
up from now on, guys, just call it Randy.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So we're just doing one for fun right now.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, this is just a practice, run practice. Okay, we've
got time, right, who have you?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Who have you called?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
It says mea lesbians with a cherry emoji. Unlucky he
doesn't pick up. She's not She's dodging a bullet here.
All right, we'll do it next time. Maybe next time
we'll do a Russian ulet. If Ross doesn't pick up,
then we prank call someone until face.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, let's call our ex's on.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Do not disturb.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Private private. Oh like, guys, let's let's get into this. Tillie,
you've tried everything and anything, and she is a huge
fan of this holistic naturopathic health remedy stuff that goes on,
and today we're talking about is it your colonic? I
(08:36):
don't really know what. I think I know what a
colonic is, but I don't really.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But before everything, let's just start for the reason that
I went into holistic health, which is because a shithead
doctor told me that because you have a million cists
on your ovaries, that you'll never be able to have kids,
and like you're gonna need your ovaries taken out. Whatever. Anyway,
we'll do a fertility episode and discuss all that in
(09:00):
the detail. But basically, I did go down this holistic
route because I was told you're never going to be
able to have children.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So and you wanted to find Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And I was looking for God. Yes I did not
find him, but that is okay.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, you need him, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
So Marty showed off the bat. What do you reckon
about all this holistic stuff? Because I'm not anti western medicine, However,
I have taken a holistic route and I feel like
it has significantly changed my life.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well, I think I want to hear more about what
this holistic route looks like because I definitely like I
haven't done really any of this before in my experience,
and like throughout sporting and basketball and stuff, you know
what I mean, I've just kind of leaned towards what
I think are just the real benefits of certain treatments.
But like, I don't even know what. Can you give
(09:53):
me an overview of what a holistic route within this
treatment process looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
All right, so one of the first things that I tried.
There's a lot of evidence suggesting that, like, gut health
is a lot more prominent than we realized. Like your
gut is linked to your brain, your gut is linked
to your emotions. Like for example, I realized when I
was drinking caffeine and eating high amounts of sugar, I
would have really bad anxiety every morning. It's because my
(10:21):
gut health was bad.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You know what, Yes, I actually I think so, and
I actually it's funny that you bring up gut health
because I was talking to a friend two weeks ago
about where I can go to get a test on
like my gut health, you know, like get my blood
drawn or.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Something like I want to look into this and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, I want to clear clear and cleanse that out.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Come back to Australia, hunt and do it here.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Because it's true, and you know what, gut health is
one of those things that I think, not too long
ago was seen as a bit more woo woo hetalistically alternative,
but now it's like based on top of it. I
think for a while it was definitely seen as like
people like how.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Does your stomach relate to the rest of your body?
But like literally what you put in you is like Bible.
When I eat sugar, I look fugly.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, maybe I was always practicing kind of good gut
health my whole like basketball career.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Then maybe you're just amazing, not everyone's.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Maybe I'm just maybe I was already doing this stuff, treatments.
I'm already holistic. I found Jesus alright, alright.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Anyway, the first thing I tried was colonics, So, yeah,
tell me about Okay, well all right, so I'll just
tell you to explain what a colonic is, I'll show
I'll tell you the story. You've had more than I
was getting them for a while. So yes. So I
heard Katie Williams from Big Brother would always rave on
(11:50):
about colonics when we're in the house, and I swear
Ari did too, So I thought was like this posh
thing that like the rich. Yeah, So I was like, Katie,
where do you get it done? She goes, oh, I
go to Kelly Gravity North, And I was like, okay,
Gravity North, don't you reckon? It sounds so poshed. It
does anyway, it's very boogie there. So I was like,
all right, I'll give it a red hot crack. So
I booked my colonic. Didn't really know what I was expecting,
(12:14):
did not actually know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What it was, didn't research it at all, not.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Really, No, just thought, oh, everyone's saying it's so amazing,
so I'll go get my colonic. So when I got
to the place, you get there and yeah, it's always
of course, so you get taken into a private room.
But there's like four private rooms, so I imagine like
(12:38):
a brothel or like four different doors, and yep, you
get taken to your special spot.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now I'm going to get into a story later on
because this is what creeps me out about this stuff already.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, tell us now.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
So I had another I had another. Lynn's best friend
out here that lives in New York has been raving
on about this place in the city that is like
a Chinese medicine place. And you walk into this place
and there's doors. There's like four or five different doors
which are like to rooms. Right, And even just to
start out the process, you're not even talking to a
human when you're like talking all of your insurance and
(13:15):
payments and stuff. You're talking to a computer screen with
a person from like I don't know where, somewhere in Asia.
That's like talking to you back, and you once you
actually do finally finalize all of that, you go through
and do all of this different Chinese medicine stuff, and
they rotate through your rooms every ten minutes or something,
and there's this alarm that goes off, and then the
(13:37):
doctors like switch rooms and they're doing all this different
stuff needling. This is cupping. I don't know, some crazy
state creeps me out. It's like black mirror.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's like the revolving door of doctors, yes, doing different.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, yes, for like a forty minute.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'll have to say that is quite normally in Chinese medicine,
because the one I used to go to has like
she has a giant basically hospital room with a million
in beds lined up, and she just switches between beds
and they'll leave you there for like two hours, and
I'm like calling reception. I'm like work starts in twenty minutes,
Come and get me, like pull these needles out. And
I used to just pull them out myself.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, d why true tilly fashion. Yeah, okay, so back
to your colon you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Arrive, Okay, so I arrive at the Clonic and you
get put into like one of four rooms. And in
these rooms I was very shocked to see is a bed.
And then there's another separate room which is a toilet.
So everyone gets a toilet in a bed.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, question seems it seems.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Really, but there is no door between the toilet.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And the so it's like a prison setup. Okay, now
it's them out. I walk into this. This is where
I This is where I get a little Yeah, this
is where I almost walk out.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Anyway, so somebody comes in and they're like, Hi, I'm
YadA ya, I'm going to be girl.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
It's a girl.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I picked a girl. I think you can pick a
guy anyway. So basically, first thing they do they pull
out a hose. You lie on your bed. They put
a condom on top of the hose, like obviously because sanitary.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But is it just it just it just it's.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
About to go up your bum right, what so something's
going on it to cover it? Oh yeah, wait?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is it just a regular It's like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's a clear hose with a metal nozzle. It's like
a butt plug. It's got like a rim around it.
They insert it I just got.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
How long is the hose? One? Two questions? How long
is the hose? And you've just gone from arriving to
now laying on the table with getting this hose stuck
up your bum and you put like you put into
a gown? Are you like naked? Like what are your clothes?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, good questions. These are all very good questions. They
put out down and then you take you take your
pants and your shoes off, so like your pusses out.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And keep your socks on it least it's still wearing
a little T shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Keep my always keep Myselfeah, but you've got a shirt
shirt and socks. Yes, And then you lie there and okay,
they basically you lie there, you face the wall, spread
your cheeks and they they they lube your bum up.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
No way inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
This is medical talk.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
This is medical No. I know, I'm just tapped out already.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So yeah, they love your your bum up and then
they so sometimes you get a bit stressed when people
are putting things in your.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So like sometimes you think like, is this is this
the only point that you're stressed out? I would have
been stressed that face the wall. I would have been
stressed excuse me. Can you just face the wall?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
When I see a toilet with no door, I'm stressed,
doesn't of her boyfriend literally anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So they're like, they like, check, like, do you do
anal often or whatnot?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Don't. Okay, so we're going to use extra lube. So
they're like, you need to breathe, don't stress because your
bum's tightening. So you just have to and.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my god, sheise.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
When you breathe in, breathe out. Insert and basically I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Making the face. I'm making the face that I would make,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, And it's a plug, but like a butt plug
because it needs to stick into your bum.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
How deep is this inserted?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's okay, so it's only little. It's only a little,
just a little just.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Big little big little big little, like big enough that
you can feel it.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, I just need to know I might get a
colonic one.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah you know, Okay, it's probably the size of your pinky, bro,
like the size between the bottom of your eyeball, the
bottom of your eyelid and the top of your eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
What do you use this?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Literally?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Okay, fifty cent coin? There you go? Normal answer?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Oh, my fifty.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Smaller than it's smaller than my pinky fifty. You know what, Grace.
At this point, fair enough, Grace, she was in ald sorts,
you know what I mean. She can't remember the details.
I'm so fast from the question.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
You were literally this unit of measurement. Let's just get
make sure you get this on the record is from
below your eyebw or eyeball to your eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes, okay, your eye sucking the same.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Size as a nice anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm lying down it's in my bum.
So then she says, all right, the taps turning on.
So basically they start turning a tap on.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And what is entering water or just regular.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Water distilled like completely?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
How warm? How warm is the water? These are the
questions I need to get it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It's not nice.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
They're pumping water into you ice park water.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, it's not ice bath water that would make your
intestine shrivel up anyway. So basically the water is as
it's moving, it's moving through all like I believe it.
During her signs, I'm not too sure, but it's moving
through all your bits and coming out your mouth, come out.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Coming out of your mouth, human center peach.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Genuinely wondering because there's only one hole in it. It
wasn't coming out my wheehole.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I thought they flushed in like that and then they
and then they like flush it out. Is that maybe the.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Tap, maybe the tap in your bomb is like a
jewel tap going in and one coming out. I'm going
to assume.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's how the double tap in your butt, dude, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The only way it could be working. There must be
a jewel system.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
So they're pumping stuff in and at the same time
it's coming out, correct, and what's it come out of?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Out of a gym?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I think they have doubled you.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yes, so it's just flushing it out. What it's doing,
I think that water is like like it's probably creating
some sort of vacuum that's then pushing all of that
liquid and that grossness.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yes, and then as it goes yeah, yeah, yeah, well
that's exactly it. So as it's as it's coming.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Out, that must feel great.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, it doesn't. I'm about to tell you it is
severely painful.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Oh what really?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It feels like as you've had, like if anyone's had
a laxive, like a laxative in their life. It's like that.
So like you have to rush into the toilet.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That uncontrollable.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's a period that's kind of oh no.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah, but what Maley, like what you were saying, Maley,
when the water is getting pumped into you, is that?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah? What is that? Can you feel that going through
your stomach?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. So and as you're there,
they massage your stomach stuff to move.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Past too.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And as I'm as she's doing this to me, I'm asking,
I'm like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, feel
your stomach. So I had to feel, and she's like,
see how it's rock hard. She goes that proof from
when you were like eight years old.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well, no, shit, because you haven't been pooing in front
of anyone since you've been eight years old. Oh that's sorry,
go to the toilet, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
All right, I'm going to tell you a story, Marley. Yeah,
So when I was in maybe like year four, didn't
use the school toilets. I didn't, yeah exactly, so, but
one day had to go, Yeah, one day had to
go desperately. So I was like, I'm going to shoot
off home. I'm gonna run home. My school. Between my
school and my house was just a few network courts,
(21:45):
so you could easily pop out anyway. I was like,
at the end of lunch, I'm gonna like quickly run
because there's gonna be no teachers on playground duty. So
I get ready to go. I'm like ready to run,
and this teacher stops me, Miss Vallenger. He is a legend,
by the way, And I was because I was obviously
like wagging school, like I was leaving school to like
(22:07):
not to then I was going to take a dump
like it wasn't nothing bad anyway. I started crying to
the teacher. I was like, I can't pool in these
school twies. I'm sorry, they're disgusting, Like that's why I'm
leaving because I'm getna pool. And I said, if you
leave me here much longer, I'm going to pool on you.
And he said no, he said, I'm actually into that. No,
(22:31):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
He kindly took me to the bathroom. He took me
to the staff bathroom and let me do it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh that would have been that would have been prime.
Was that clean as hell?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Clean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That was a nice bathroom. Sign on the door do
not let children.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Was a clean yeah. Anyway, okay, any way back to
the back to the story. So, yes, she was saying,
there's pool here, like that's been stuck there for years.
She goes, did you have toilet issues when you were younger?
I was like, yeah, I never went still do public. Yeah,
I said that, and she goes, I've actually had like
lots of little kids that can't who like at school,
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come in and they have to get their system flushed.
Oh yeah, it's not cute.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
No, I'm not saying cute. I'm saying, oh I feel
bad for them. How traumatic? Hell would you? How could
you interpret that? No, I'm saying like, oh, like like
how oh yeah, that'd be traumatic?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
My god.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah. Anyway, so a few of them get their back
to anyway, she basically she was.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Let's just note that.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They get they get the colonics, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's let's yeah, let's let's let's let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So they went anyway, this lady tells me, well, this
colonic goes for ages because as it's yep, black liquid
was coming out and I was like, oh my god,
why is it that color? Like it's just old like
and then worms start coming out.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, that's where I that's where that is discussing. Actually,
can you do you get to do you get to
see everything that's coming out, like pouring.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Out to watch it? They need to see the tube
get And.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Is she telling you as she's like extracting all of
this and it's excreening out of you, is she saying like, oh,
now the worms are coming in to play?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
She goes, oh, these are weird colors. I said, Oh,
I ate rainbow popcorn last night. Sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Wow, they must use mystrial grade food coloring and the popcorn.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh yeah they would. I haven't had that in ages.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, okay, anyway, so after like fifty minutes, we're.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Done, fifteen minutes of pumping.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It just depends how long you need time after that
works literally jumping. Yeah, anyway, this place is very professional.
The inspired unemployed go there. She basically tells you everyone's
life story as she's there, And I was like, what
was there? Ship? Like you know.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Dis Yeah, it's really yeah. It tells a lot about
a human.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You know, yeah, exactly. So when you get up, you
basically she pulls the plug out and like I said,
there's a towel underneath you because all this like liquid
comes out.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Like a lot, as a lot pouring.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Out when you get up, it's yeah, because you're backed up.
So she's because this was my first time. I didn't
know what you do after like assume run to that
toilet that she like, get to the toilet now, and
she I was like, oh, ship, like I gotta go,
I gotta go, pushing my cheeks together. She's still in
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the damn room cleaning up, and I'm like, you need
to get that's so cruel, I said, hold on, you're
running Nike.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
You're running.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Cheese up with your top one. So it's like a
weirdo running to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
And this is the yep, and this is the part
that's too much for you. It wasn't the literally getting
undressed facing the wall, having a tube stuck up your
bum as you're having all of this crap drawn out
of you. It was then sitting down with her, cleaning
up and taking a poo. You've got a serious.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Issue to you know what, though, I actually reckon that
makes sense because when you're on the bed and there's
a tube up your butt and there's like you know
there you're the patient you're on the table, you're facing away,
and then it goes to like she's just sweeping the
floor and you're on a toilet that doesn't have a door.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I'm guessing, but it is insane obviously.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, when you go to the toilet, it's not like
a normal dump. It's like explosive diarrhea, but just water.
So it's spraying uncontrollably out of your bum.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, so how long? How long is that process? I
know it's different while like five minutes. Wow, that's intense.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
And then also the whole way home, it's just you're
like it's coming, it's coming, And for the rest of
the day you just explosively diarrhea water. How do you
get home? You drive, you just cop it. Sometimes you
just put a bit on your seat. Yeah, I would
never anyway. But the fun part is when you stand
(27:41):
on the scales later. I'm not kidding ten kilos lighter,
you kidding massively lighter. Yeah, she says, that's normal. What
because they pump out stuff that's been in.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
For like ten years, and I assume so much like
water is probably pumping out of you too. Obviously, everything
at all you would just yeah, absolutely hydrated to the
max too. That's crazy, guys, I want to try this.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I kind of want to try to as much as
Mali and me.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I don't know about you, but have you just been
getting waves of kind of like nausea and shock and
intrigue this whole time?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Oh yeah, yeah absolutely, I am old in on this.
I really really want to try this.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, as much as we've been like, oh my god,
that's so insane. Yeah, I'm also slightly curious, and I'm like,
but that's the thing. Do you think it's good that
all that stuff is getting squeezed out?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I think there's there's two sides, because I have read
a bit on it since and like yeah, because I mean, essentially,
it's your gut, and you do have good bacterias living
in your I do have bad. So whilst like you
have to think I'm flushing out worms and literal parasites
which can make you very sick, but then I'm also
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getting rid of the good bacteria. So you have to
just weigh it up, Like I mean, for somebody who's
been living with a parasite for years, and it could
be like dramatically in a bad way, you need it
to go, but like you know, you have to just
wait it up. It's not something you need to do
unless you have problems.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Is there any other way to have a natural flush,
like without taking a laxative? Is there a certain like
fasting routine you can get on.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, and you can do juice cleanses and fiber cleanses
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And does that that helps, like you know, get through everything,
and like.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Coffee in the morning, it would flush.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Maybe you should try that.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, just do a juice clean you can order them.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
All right, Maybe I should look into that.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
And just have only liquids, no salads.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
How long?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh it'll tell you don't speak. This is no medical advice.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
But I'm honestly kind of in I really am. I am.
I'm actually curious about trying that till that was Wow.
I've never really understood, Yeah, what a colonic looks like.
And you you painted that picture just so well for
me and everyone listening so vivid. I felt like I
was there.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Grace gave me like a little briefing before, so I
think that was.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
A tested Yeah, we want to be.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
You.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, you literally have everyone listening. They were inside the tube, dude,
like I like, you know what I mean, they were
really along for that ridet worms?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Really is that the end of your colonic story?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Okay, and you you enjoy it? You think it made
you feel good?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And yeah, yeah, yeah for sure I had abs after that.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Really.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, my stomach was so flat, really really, I think
it went straight to the beach. Yeah, my god, that's crazy.
All right, cop.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That makes my cupping story, That makes the cupping that
I did the other day just sound like nothing. You
know what I mean, child's play to.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
What does cupping do?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah? Wow, okay, my yeah, cupping story, So it was
it was intense, guys, Yeah I am. I was going
to say how intense it was. I was sweating. I
nearly passed out when I got up off the table.
But did you now I sound like an literal loser.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I have had puppy and that none of that happened.
Hear your story because this is concerning.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, it's fantastic. I love it. First of all. I
love a masseuse that it like makes you like want
to cry, you know what I mean? I need her
to really get Yeah, yeah, yes, I love It's really weird,
exactly I need to feel like they're doing something. So
cupping is like a dome, like a little dome.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It's like those milk things.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, think that, guys listening, think that.
So it's that that you put onto your body and
then she or he or anyone will use a little
suction vacuum device to and it like like brings like
tightens up your skin into the cups. So it's like
literally like a cylinder that's just like sitting there a
bowl of skin. And what that's doing is essentially bringing
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blood to the area. It's breaking up like the blood
vessels within that area as well. So some say that
it's like getting rid of toxins because it's bringing good
blood to that bad area. She's massaging throughout like an
around that area as well, So it's like this really
intense pain as she's maneuvering your arm or something, for example,
which creates as you guys can see these huge like
(32:07):
sausage patty kind of bruises. And literally when I got
up off the table, my whole shoulder was like swollen.
It was like I had these huge, like two centimeter
thick pieces of salami like coming off my shoulder. That yeahuge,
like massive, and guys, I like got to my feet
and I was like like wobbly. I was like dizzy
(32:29):
as well, because I think all of this blood was rushing,
like I don't know if it was the blood rushing
from my brain to those areas or something, because I
got up and I'm like, I need I need like magnesium,
I need like sugar, I need like water. It was great.
I loved it. And she says this too, like you,
you're very sore for the next couple of days. I
was really really sore, but I feel really really good.
I feel like things like that really do help you.
(32:50):
I need to like see it, you know what I mean.
I need to see That's why I asked, till when
the stuff's coming out of you, do you like get
to see it? I want to like see this, you.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Know what I mean. And when I do like hair
growth techniques, if my scalp is not burning, eyeing, and
there's not severe pain, it's not working, I'm integrance with you, Maley. Okay, guys,
So we've done a quick call out on social media
(33:19):
and a few people have sent us in some unusual
health things or practices that they've tried. Okay, so somebody
has tried Doctor Joe depends as medications to cure cancer
and MS and apparently it's worked.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And what are those Do we know what those cures
or medications were.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, we don't know. But apparently this guy is like
curing MS in cancer.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Or meditations medications.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's really interesting.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
No I do.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I was just gonna say how powerful I do. I
do believe it. I believe our brain is Yeah. Absolutely,
I think our mind literally because I've heard story. Yeah,
once you give up in your mind or once you
not not always obviously, but if you like keep telling
yourself that you're really sick, you're really sick, you're really sick,
even when you have a slight cold, you're going to
be sick. But if you tell yourself you're not, Yeah,
(34:16):
your mind I think is so so powerful. Obviously, there's
terrible diseases and infections and things that happen that you
can't control outside of medicine. But I do think these
at least aid like meditations, aid or yoga or whatever
it might be, right, I think that definitely does help
because it starts.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Really, that was so nice. That actually is so true.
You agree with me, Yeah, to anyone like struggling or
listening with any conditions or any problems, no matter how small.
I heard a quote and it was like, you have
a million problems till you have a health problem, and
then you have one problem. And it's so true, and
if you do set your mind to something, you one
hundred percent can get through it because your body and
(34:56):
your mind is so linked.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I think that's true.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
I think what Marley said is also true, Like there
is obviously there are conditions and diseases that you can't
just heal with your mind alone, probably, I mean scientifically speaking,
but I do think that the mind is a powerful
tool that to aid it.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, well, your mind and your nerves and everything's all linked.
So I can understand meditation curings because MS is literally
linkage to your brain, body, nerves, everything.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So right, theah, that's really really cool?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
All right. Next one, somebody uses banana's skin to cure wartz.
They left it on for three days with the skin
upside down. Now, how do you leave banana skin on yourself?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
The question that is the question I've got. Well, I've
got one more question as I'm reading this runsheet, and
it's the fact that you spelled banana b a na.
Is that because you don't know how to spell banana?
Or were you just in a rush skin? That was
my question.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
That's a very good question that I actually won't be
answering today protecting piece correct, I decline, I don't respond correct.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
So do you just like, yeah, do you bandage it
to yourself?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, if it was like you could bandage or like
clean wrap it on, Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Don't offer. Yeah, I don't know if I believe in
that one.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I believe that that's so true. I just don't know
how they did it. Yeah, that that's I believe that
the banana skin had the ability to do that. But
I just wonder how that it happened.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
But I don't believe practically that you can like that
that's feasible.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
To do for Yeah, it's like at what cost? They're
not just a cream?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, I'm just getting a cream on it?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, Okay, Next one, Poor poor seeds cure barley belly
one teaspoon every three hours. Now this is true?
Speaker 6 (36:48):
How I know this is?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Poor poor seeds are used to get rid of parasites.
So often, like when people want to get to a
parasite cleanse they will blend up like poor poor seeds
and they'll drink. So when they say barley belly, they
it's probably not barley belly. They're curring. They probably more
so had a parasite and it got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, I believe that I don't actually know what, Like,
I know what barley belly is, but what is it
a parasite? What is barley belly? I know it's something
in the water or.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Water, I think, yeah, I think it must be a parasite.
I'm not exactly sure. I'm pretty sure it must be
some but you basically just get a bug from there
from water.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, it's bacterial parasitic infections. Okay, so it is a bacteria. Okay,
it's a parasite. So that's exactly what I do.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
You know what, I just google it and it says
that eating pourpor is poor poor seeds are rich in fiber.
They regulate our bowel movements, removing toxins from the body
and thus maintaining a healthy gun.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
So I think that actuallyrue. It is true.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
What would happen if I ate just the regular purpork
cream that I put on my lips?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That stuff does not work hard for your lips.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah, poor cream.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
I've heard that poor cream is a skin am and
it's actually just silicon. It's not even like poor poor.
It's plastic. Apparently that's what I read.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
This has changed the trajectory of my life. Thank you, ladies.
This is crazy. Look at these things.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Your skin does not absorb it. It just sits on
top of your skin. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
No, no, hold on, hold on that. I've used poor
por on certain cuts even if I had like not
a warp, but it's like a little infection thing on
my and I've used it before. And I don't know
if this is the mentality thing that I was talking about.
I believe that that stuff was working on it. And
I swear to God, yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Is if something is you think something is real, then
it's real. I just googled it is poor point is
poor poor ointment?
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Actually pourpor.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Many pour por creams contain a very small amount of
pourpor in a base that is mostly petroleum jelly. In
factly to ninety six percent petroleum jelly.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
All right, I'm going to start crushing purple seeds then yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, okay, next just eating whole foods. Nothing that comes
in plastic will make a huge difference. Now this is true.
We can hume like a few credit cards a year
worth of plastic and it really impacts your hormones. I
saw Martha Carey saying the other day she literally her
and Michael were trying to reduce their plastic intake because
anything that comes I think it's more so anything that
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comes in plastic has a high level of preservatives and
additives and stuff. I don't know if it's so much
the plastic, I think it's the product. So for example,
if you were to buy like ca oh, not even candy, Like,
what's something that comes in plastic chips? They're over preserved,
like just having going back to our like original diet,
which would be fruit veg me. Yeah, a great.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'd be on board with that, huge, huge wow ticket.
Let's rock and roll. I'm going to go get a colonic. Guys,
thank you so much for listening. We love you, We
love you, We love you, and follow us on socials. Guys,
we love you.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Today there's a question our poll, please say yes or no.
Do you believe in holistic remedies?
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
All right, yeah, all right, So we're gonna have a
poll on Spotify. Do you believe in holistic remedies? I
think all us three do.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I am engaging final consensus. I will try anything.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
This case my case, you know, yeah, yes, yes, you're right.
All right, guys, we're getting out of here. I love you.
Guys, before we begin, this is your reminder that we are,
in fact not medically trained. Please consult with your healthcare
professional for medical advice. Life is an endless series of
train recks with only brief commercial like breaks of happiness.
Kendrick just opened his mouth? Did you just point me now?
Speaker 2 (00:18):
Sing sing baby?
Speaker 1 (00:20):
You sing it? Bb L Jersey, bb L Jersey. I
never really liked that song throughout the whole.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Oh my god. I run to that song bb L
Jizzy like.
Speaker 1 (00:37):
Running on the spot, as if she's on a treadmill.
You listen to that while you're working.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
Out BBL Jesse around New York.
Speaker 1 (00:44):
Hell no, that was the worst song in all of
the be Do you know about the baby till you
know about the beef with Kendrick and dres No, I.
Speaker 2 (00:54):
Don't know about it, And I actually thought, who better ask?
Speaker 1 (00:57):
Yeah, let's let's I don't know every single single detail. Well,
actually I know most of it. I think what happened
was Drake. Well, essentially, Kendrick and Drake A had beat
for a long time, like a really long time, and
Drake got with one of their girls or something, either
Kendricks or Futures or one of them they're girls, right.
(01:18):
And then what happened was Future and all of these
other guys that Drake used to mess with and make
songs with, and all of this started on following him
on on Instagram and stopped talking to him and being
against him.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Oh wow.
Speaker 1 (01:29):
And then Kendrick just because he dugged the boys, just
because he dug the boys exactly. And then Kendrick made
a song because Kendrick and Drake have always and j
Cole have always talked about the Top three then being
in the Top three and Kendrick top three best rappers
in the in the universe. Jac Cole.
Speaker 2 (01:51):
I was like, surely not Jake Hole.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Jacole Jacole, And yeah, so Kendrick started out, Oh he's
gonna be so mad, started off with that song, and
then Drake came back with a diss track, and they
just kept going back and forth, back and forth, back
and forth.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Oh so they're just coming out with songsh talking to
each other.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
Yeah, but it's more than shit talking, Like Kendrick's talking
about like Drake doing all this weird stuff with miners
and things like that.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
Jenna when she was like fourteen, have you seen and.
Speaker 1 (02:19):
Talking about Millie Bobby Brown?
Speaker 2 (02:20):
And like all this crazy stuff.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
And Kendrick was like talking about Drake dying and being
a terrible person and like saying all like it was
getting real intense. And then right after the beef outside
Drake's house, one of his security guards got shot. I
think he died. I think, what is not crazy? And
apparently it wasn't Kendrick related. Yeah, it wasn't Kendrick related.
It was another beef within Toronto. But Jess, but wow,
what an intro into this part.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Hi, I tell to call your child Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:47):
No, it's not it is.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
It's illegal.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
Illegal.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
You can't Jesus.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
So are you saying are you saying that the government's.
Speaker 2 (02:56):
Christian I'm telling you it's a cult.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
How could have wait? What's a cult? The government?
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Yep, the government Christianity?
Speaker 3 (03:03):
Kidding?
Speaker 2 (03:04):
My mom's from the church.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Oh my god, I googled it.
Speaker 5 (03:07):
I googled it, which means I freaking fell for it instantly.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Oh my god, true?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
Is it not true? My first name sorted out? You know,
I actually like the name Jesus because when you're shitty
with them Jesus Christ.
Speaker 1 (03:23):
Oh my god, your mommy is going to be so
disappointed in you.
Speaker 2 (03:29):
She's actually not with Jesus. My dadd is I forgot gotcha?
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Well have you been have you been praying this week?
What have you been up to? What's been going on? Yes?
Every day?
Speaker 2 (03:38):
And I get on my knees in front of the
bed and I give at my saints and I give God.
Speaker 1 (03:58):
Yeah, come on, guy, whoever's listening thought that was going
in different direction. That's good. I'm glad. I'm glad you've
been praying till. I'm glad. You need it. You need
Jesus in your life. Literally the train wreck that is
your life. Let me tell you, let me tell you
something I've been up to this week. Yeah, I have this.
It's not my messuse, it's Lynn's teams messuse. And she's
(04:19):
absolutely amazed. Remedial like a really no no, not that
I was trying to give. It's not that kind of no,
not that kind of messus. But she does have some
alternative methods of like you know, doing her practice though,
like some crazy like look at these look at these
marks I got on you guys, this is cupping. Have
(04:40):
you ever have you ever? Yeah, have you ever been?
Speaker 3 (04:46):
Leave?
Speaker 5 (04:47):
And he's got like it looks like he's got rings
of salami.
Speaker 4 (04:51):
That is exactly right what it looks like.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yes, guys, this is called cupping. I don't know if
you guys have done it. Yeah, it's literally like I
haven't done it.
Speaker 5 (04:59):
No, but it's very fitting for the episode today.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
It is did you give you a happy ending or not?
Speaker 1 (05:03):
No? No, no, but I got a happy cupping. It
was a really really happy cupping. And these and these
bruises are now apparently going to be here for like
two weeks.
Speaker 2 (05:11):
Wait, so how did Lynn learn cupping that?
Speaker 1 (05:14):
It wasn't Linnen? What the hell? Where is your what?
Speaker 2 (05:18):
My boyfriend has her own cupping kit.
Speaker 1 (05:22):
You can get your own stuff. You can get your
own stuff. We're going to get into cupping after though.
Let's let's let's get into what we're talking about today.
Speaker 2 (05:29):
Yeah, what dad actually? Rackons he's going to answer to
all right, all.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Right, call Ross, let's call Rus. I'm tell him what
we're talking about. Maybe can't let us down twice? You
cannot let us down two times?
Speaker 2 (05:43):
Oh my god, we got you not good enough?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
It's such a guy.
Speaker 2 (05:50):
Okay, So today we are discussing holistic health. You know,
fantastic Also, like my colonic you know when I had
that thing put in my bum.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Yes, yes, that will be good for the podcast.
Speaker 2 (06:12):
And then like Marley's copy, so I can't look at
was cuppying and he just got it a massage your
time massage. Yeah, and yeah, just like some people's stuff
that's cured them.
Speaker 1 (06:29):
Mm hmm.
Speaker 6 (06:29):
Fantastic.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
If holistic health things, what are the other things?
Speaker 4 (06:33):
If the if holistic health is like factor.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Cap we're seeing, if holistic health is fact your cap?
Speaker 6 (06:40):
He thinks, well, no, I don't.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
Do you believe in it?
Speaker 6 (06:46):
Well?
Speaker 2 (06:46):
I believe that there's aspects of it that are very
healthy for you.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
Yes.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
Do you believe that crystals cure menopause?
Speaker 6 (06:53):
Uh? Until I've seen the evidence, I'm not going to
believe it.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I'm not going to disbelieve it.
Speaker 6 (06:57):
Well, it's true, cured mine, But you haven't gone.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
All right, Well you have a good day the jug pick.
Thank you guys.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
This is gonna be This is my favorite part of
the podcast. This is my favorite part of every single episode.
Speaker 2 (07:21):
Can we tell everyone what we were saying before? We
were saying before that we should just pick a random
contact in my phone call them. Should we still practice?
Speaker 1 (07:31):
Yeah? Yeah, and you cannot break character. You are not
allowed to break character, all right, you were not allowed us.
So that's what we're gonna do. If Frost doesn't pick
up from now on, guys, just call it Randy.
Speaker 4 (07:40):
So we're just doing one for fun right now.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
Yeah, this is just a practice, run practice. Okay, we've
got time, right, who have you?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
Who have you called?
Speaker 3 (07:46):
Uh?
Speaker 5 (07:47):
It says mea lesbians with a cherry emoji. Unlucky he
doesn't pick up. She's not She's dodging a bullet here.
All right, we'll do it next time. Maybe next time
we'll do a Russian ulet. If Ross doesn't pick up,
then we prank call someone until face.
Speaker 2 (08:07):
Yeah, let's call our ex's on.
Speaker 4 (08:10):
Do not disturb.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Private private. Oh like, guys, let's let's get into this. Tillie,
you've tried everything and anything, and she is a huge
fan of this holistic naturopathic health remedy stuff that goes on,
and today we're talking about is it your colonic? I
(08:36):
don't really know what. I think I know what a
colonic is, but I don't really.
Speaker 2 (08:39):
But before everything, let's just start for the reason that
I went into holistic health, which is because a shithead
doctor told me that because you have a million cists
on your ovaries, that you'll never be able to have kids,
and like you're gonna need your ovaries taken out. Whatever. Anyway,
we'll do a fertility episode and discuss all that in
(09:00):
the detail. But basically, I did go down this holistic
route because I was told you're never going to be
able to have children.
Speaker 1 (09:06):
So and you wanted to find Jesus.
Speaker 2 (09:10):
And I was looking for God. Yes I did not
find him, but that is okay.
Speaker 1 (09:16):
Yeah, you need him, all right.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
So Marty showed off the bat. What do you reckon
about all this holistic stuff? Because I'm not anti western medicine, However,
I have taken a holistic route and I feel like
it has significantly changed my life.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Well, I think I want to hear more about what
this holistic route looks like because I definitely like I
haven't done really any of this before in my experience,
and like throughout sporting and basketball and stuff, you know
what I mean, I've just kind of leaned towards what
I think are just the real benefits of certain treatments.
But like, I don't even know what. Can you give
(09:53):
me an overview of what a holistic route within this
treatment process looks like.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
All right, so one of the first things that I tried.
There's a lot of evidence suggesting that, like, gut health
is a lot more prominent than we realized. Like your
gut is linked to your brain, your gut is linked
to your emotions. Like for example, I realized when I
was drinking caffeine and eating high amounts of sugar, I
would have really bad anxiety every morning. It's because my
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gut health was bad.
Speaker 1 (10:23):
You know what, Yes, I actually I think so, and
I actually it's funny that you bring up gut health
because I was talking to a friend two weeks ago
about where I can go to get a test on
like my gut health, you know, like get my blood
drawn or.
Speaker 2 (10:37):
Something like I want to look into this and stuff.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Yeah, I want to clear clear and cleanse that out.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
Come back to Australia, hunt and do it here.
Speaker 5 (10:44):
Because it's true, and you know what, gut health is
one of those things that I think, not too long
ago was seen as a bit more woo woo hetalistically alternative,
but now it's like based on top of it. I
think for a while it was definitely seen as like
people like how.
Speaker 2 (11:02):
Does your stomach relate to the rest of your body?
But like literally what you put in you is like Bible.
When I eat sugar, I look fugly.
Speaker 1 (11:11):
Well, maybe I was always practicing kind of good gut
health my whole like basketball career.
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Then maybe you're just amazing, not everyone's.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Maybe I'm just maybe I was already doing this stuff, treatments.
I'm already holistic. I found Jesus alright, alright.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Anyway, the first thing I tried was colonics, So, yeah,
tell me about Okay, well all right, so I'll just
tell you to explain what a colonic is, I'll show
I'll tell you the story. You've had more than I
was getting them for a while. So yes. So I
heard Katie Williams from Big Brother would always rave on
(11:50):
about colonics when we're in the house, and I swear
Ari did too, So I thought was like this posh
thing that like the rich. Yeah, So I was like, Katie,
where do you get it done? She goes, oh, I
go to Kelly Gravity North, And I was like, okay,
Gravity North, don't you reckon? It sounds so poshed. It
does anyway, it's very boogie there. So I was like,
all right, I'll give it a red hot crack. So
I booked my colonic. Didn't really know what I was expecting,
(12:14):
did not actually know.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
What it was, didn't research it at all, not.
Speaker 2 (12:18):
Really, No, just thought, oh, everyone's saying it's so amazing,
so I'll go get my colonic. So when I got
to the place, you get there and yeah, it's always
of course, so you get taken into a private room.
But there's like four private rooms, so I imagine like
(12:38):
a brothel or like four different doors, and yep, you
get taken to your special spot.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
Now I'm going to get into a story later on
because this is what creeps me out about this stuff already.
Speaker 2 (12:50):
Okay, tell us now.
Speaker 1 (12:53):
So I had another I had another. Lynn's best friend
out here that lives in New York has been raving
on about this place in the city that is like
a Chinese medicine place. And you walk into this place
and there's doors. There's like four or five different doors
which are like to rooms. Right, And even just to
start out the process, you're not even talking to a
human when you're like talking all of your insurance and
(13:15):
payments and stuff. You're talking to a computer screen with
a person from like I don't know where, somewhere in Asia.
That's like talking to you back, and you once you
actually do finally finalize all of that, you go through
and do all of this different Chinese medicine stuff, and
they rotate through your rooms every ten minutes or something,
and there's this alarm that goes off, and then the
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doctors like switch rooms and they're doing all this different
stuff needling. This is cupping. I don't know, some crazy
state creeps me out. It's like black mirror.
Speaker 5 (13:45):
It's like the revolving door of doctors, yes, doing different.
Speaker 1 (13:48):
Yes, yes, for like a forty minute.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I'll have to say that is quite normally in Chinese medicine,
because the one I used to go to has like
she has a giant basically hospital room with a million
in beds lined up, and she just switches between beds
and they'll leave you there for like two hours, and
I'm like calling reception. I'm like work starts in twenty minutes,
Come and get me, like pull these needles out. And
I used to just pull them out myself.
Speaker 5 (14:12):
Yeah, d why true tilly fashion. Yeah, okay, so back
to your colon you.
Speaker 2 (14:20):
Arrive, Okay, so I arrive at the Clonic and you
get put into like one of four rooms. And in
these rooms I was very shocked to see is a bed.
And then there's another separate room which is a toilet.
So everyone gets a toilet in a bed.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
Okay, question seems it seems.
Speaker 2 (14:40):
Really, but there is no door between the toilet.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And the so it's like a prison setup. Okay, now
it's them out. I walk into this. This is where
I This is where I get a little Yeah, this
is where I almost walk out.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Anyway, so somebody comes in and they're like, Hi, I'm
YadA ya, I'm going to be girl.
Speaker 4 (15:01):
It's a girl.
Speaker 2 (15:02):
I picked a girl. I think you can pick a
guy anyway. So basically, first thing they do they pull
out a hose. You lie on your bed. They put
a condom on top of the hose, like obviously because sanitary.
Speaker 1 (15:19):
But is it just it just it just it's.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
About to go up your bum right, what so something's
going on it to cover it? Oh yeah, wait?
Speaker 1 (15:30):
Is it just a regular It's like, this is crazy.
Speaker 2 (15:32):
It's a clear hose with a metal nozzle. It's like
a butt plug. It's got like a rim around it.
They insert it I just got.
Speaker 1 (15:41):
How long is the hose? One? Two questions? How long
is the hose? And you've just gone from arriving to
now laying on the table with getting this hose stuck
up your bum and you put like you put into
a gown? Are you like naked? Like what are your clothes?
Speaker 2 (15:56):
Okay, good questions. These are all very good questions. They
put out down and then you take you take your
pants and your shoes off, so like your pusses out.
Speaker 1 (16:06):
And keep your socks on it least it's still wearing
a little T shirt.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
Keep my always keep Myselfeah, but you've got a shirt
shirt and socks. Yes, And then you lie there and okay,
they basically you lie there, you face the wall, spread
your cheeks and they they they lube your bum up.
Speaker 1 (16:26):
No way inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (16:29):
This is medical talk.
Speaker 1 (16:31):
This is medical No. I know, I'm just tapped out already.
Speaker 2 (16:34):
So yeah, they love your your bum up and then
they so sometimes you get a bit stressed when people
are putting things in your.
Speaker 1 (16:42):
So like sometimes you think like, is this is this
the only point that you're stressed out? I would have
been stressed that face the wall. I would have been
stressed excuse me. Can you just face the wall?
Speaker 5 (16:53):
When I see a toilet with no door, I'm stressed,
doesn't of her boyfriend literally anyway.
Speaker 2 (17:03):
So they're like, they like, check, like, do you do
anal often or whatnot?
Speaker 5 (17:07):
No?
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Don't. Okay, so we're going to use extra lube. So
they're like, you need to breathe, don't stress because your
bum's tightening. So you just have to and.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
Oh my god, sheise.
Speaker 2 (17:22):
When you breathe in, breathe out. Insert and basically I'm.
Speaker 1 (17:28):
Making the face. I'm making the face that I would make,
you know.
Speaker 2 (17:34):
Yeah, And it's a plug, but like a butt plug
because it needs to stick into your bum.
Speaker 1 (17:38):
How deep is this inserted?
Speaker 2 (17:42):
Look at that?
Speaker 1 (17:43):
It's okay, so it's only little. It's only a little,
just a little just.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
Big little big little big little, like big enough that
you can feel it.
Speaker 1 (17:51):
Well, I just need to know I might get a
colonic one.
Speaker 2 (17:53):
Yeah you know, Okay, it's probably the size of your pinky, bro,
like the size between the bottom of your eyeball, the
bottom of your eyelid and the top of your eyebrows.
Speaker 4 (18:06):
What do you use this?
Speaker 1 (18:15):
Literally?
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Okay, fifty cent coin? There you go? Normal answer?
Speaker 5 (18:19):
Oh, my fifty.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
Smaller than it's smaller than my pinky fifty. You know what, Grace.
At this point, fair enough, Grace, she was in ald sorts,
you know what I mean. She can't remember the details.
I'm so fast from the question.
Speaker 5 (18:31):
You were literally this unit of measurement. Let's just get
make sure you get this on the record is from
below your eyebw or eyeball to your eyebrow.
Speaker 2 (18:41):
Yes, okay, your eye sucking the same.
Speaker 4 (18:43):
Size as a nice anyway.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
Yeah, yeah, so I'm lying down it's in my bum.
So then she says, all right, the taps turning on.
So basically they start turning a tap on.
Speaker 1 (18:53):
And what is entering water or just regular.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
Water distilled like completely?
Speaker 1 (18:59):
How warm? How warm is the water? These are the
questions I need to get it.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
It's not nice.
Speaker 5 (19:05):
They're pumping water into you ice park water.
Speaker 2 (19:10):
No, it's not ice bath water that would make your
intestine shrivel up anyway. So basically the water is as
it's moving, it's moving through all like I believe it.
During her signs, I'm not too sure, but it's moving
through all your bits and coming out your mouth, come out.
Speaker 1 (19:29):
Coming out of your mouth, human center peach.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
Genuinely wondering because there's only one hole in it. It
wasn't coming out my wheehole.
Speaker 1 (19:37):
I thought they flushed in like that and then they
and then they like flush it out. Is that maybe the.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
Tap, maybe the tap in your bomb is like a
jewel tap going in and one coming out. I'm going
to assume.
Speaker 1 (19:49):
That's how the double tap in your butt, dude, that's.
Speaker 2 (19:51):
The only way it could be working. There must be
a jewel system.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
Sorry.
Speaker 5 (19:55):
So they're pumping stuff in and at the same time
it's coming out, correct, and what's it come out of?
Speaker 2 (20:01):
Out of a gym?
Speaker 4 (20:04):
I think they have doubled you.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
Yes, so it's just flushing it out. What it's doing,
I think that water is like like it's probably creating
some sort of vacuum that's then pushing all of that
liquid and that grossness.
Speaker 2 (20:14):
Yes, and then as it goes yeah, yeah, yeah, well
that's exactly it. So as it's as it's coming.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Out, that must feel great.
Speaker 2 (20:22):
No, it doesn't. I'm about to tell you it is
severely painful.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
Oh what really?
Speaker 2 (20:27):
It feels like as you've had, like if anyone's had
a laxive, like a laxative in their life. It's like that.
So like you have to rush into the toilet.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
That uncontrollable.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
It's a period that's kind of oh no.
Speaker 5 (20:44):
Yeah, but what Maley, like what you were saying, Maley,
when the water is getting pumped into you, is that?
Speaker 1 (20:50):
Yeah? What is that? Can you feel that going through
your stomach?
Speaker 2 (20:53):
Yes, that's what I'm saying. So and as you're there,
they massage your stomach stuff to move.
Speaker 4 (21:01):
Past too.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (21:03):
And as I'm as she's doing this to me, I'm asking,
I'm like, what are you doing? She goes, oh, feel
your stomach. So I had to feel, and she's like,
see how it's rock hard. She goes that proof from
when you were like eight years old.
Speaker 1 (21:14):
Well, no, shit, because you haven't been pooing in front
of anyone since you've been eight years old. Oh that's sorry,
go to the toilet, dude.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
All right, I'm going to tell you a story, Marley. Yeah,
So when I was in maybe like year four, didn't
use the school toilets. I didn't, yeah exactly, so, but
one day had to go, Yeah, one day had to
go desperately. So I was like, I'm going to shoot
off home. I'm gonna run home. My school. Between my
school and my house was just a few network courts,
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so you could easily pop out anyway. I was like,
at the end of lunch, I'm gonna like quickly run
because there's gonna be no teachers on playground duty. So
I get ready to go. I'm like ready to run,
and this teacher stops me, Miss Vallenger. He is a legend,
by the way, And I was because I was obviously
like wagging school, like I was leaving school to like
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not to then I was going to take a dump
like it wasn't nothing bad anyway. I started crying to
the teacher. I was like, I can't pool in these
school twies. I'm sorry, they're disgusting, Like that's why I'm
leaving because I'm getna pool. And I said, if you
leave me here much longer, I'm going to pool on you.
And he said no, he said, I'm actually into that. No,
(22:31):
I'm kidding.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
Oh my.
Speaker 2 (22:43):
He kindly took me to the bathroom. He took me
to the staff bathroom and let me do it.
Speaker 1 (22:47):
Oh that would have been that would have been prime.
Was that clean as hell?
Speaker 5 (22:50):
Clean? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (22:52):
That was a nice bathroom. Sign on the door do
not let children.
Speaker 1 (22:55):
Oh yeah, that.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Was a clean yeah. Anyway, okay, any way back to
the back to the story. So, yes, she was saying,
there's pool here, like that's been stuck there for years.
She goes, did you have toilet issues when you were younger?
I was like, yeah, I never went still do public. Yeah,
I said that, and she goes, I've actually had like
lots of little kids that can't who like at school,
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come in and they have to get their system flushed.
Oh yeah, it's not cute.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
No, I'm not saying cute. I'm saying, oh I feel
bad for them. How traumatic? Hell would you? How could
you interpret that? No, I'm saying like, oh, like like
how oh yeah, that'd be traumatic?
Speaker 3 (23:38):
My god.
Speaker 2 (23:39):
Yeah. Anyway, so a few of them get their back
to anyway, she basically she was.
Speaker 4 (23:46):
Let's just note that.
Speaker 2 (23:50):
They get they get the colonics, all right.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Let's let's yeah, let's let's let's let's keep going.
Speaker 2 (23:54):
So they went anyway, this lady tells me, well, this
colonic goes for ages because as it's yep, black liquid
was coming out and I was like, oh my god,
why is it that color? Like it's just old like
and then worms start coming out.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
No, that's where I that's where that is discussing. Actually,
can you do you get to do you get to
see everything that's coming out, like pouring.
Speaker 2 (24:19):
Out to watch it? They need to see the tube
get And.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Is she telling you as she's like extracting all of
this and it's excreening out of you, is she saying like, oh,
now the worms are coming in to play?
Speaker 2 (24:30):
She goes, oh, these are weird colors. I said, Oh,
I ate rainbow popcorn last night. Sorry about that.
Speaker 5 (24:41):
Wow, they must use mystrial grade food coloring and the popcorn.
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Oh yeah they would. I haven't had that in ages.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
Yeah, okay, anyway, so after like fifty minutes, we're.
Speaker 1 (24:53):
Done, fifteen minutes of pumping.
Speaker 2 (24:56):
It just depends how long you need time after that
works literally jumping. Yeah, anyway, this place is very professional.
The inspired unemployed go there. She basically tells you everyone's
life story as she's there, And I was like, what
was there? Ship? Like you know.
Speaker 1 (25:14):
Dis Yeah, it's really yeah. It tells a lot about
a human.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
You know, yeah, exactly. So when you get up, you
basically she pulls the plug out and like I said,
there's a towel underneath you because all this like liquid
comes out.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
Like a lot, as a lot pouring.
Speaker 2 (25:32):
Out when you get up, it's yeah, because you're backed up.
So she's because this was my first time. I didn't
know what you do after like assume run to that
toilet that she like, get to the toilet now, and
she I was like, oh, ship, like I gotta go,
I gotta go, pushing my cheeks together. She's still in
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the damn room cleaning up, and I'm like, you need
to get that's so cruel, I said, hold on, you're
running Nike.
Speaker 4 (26:06):
You're running.
Speaker 2 (26:09):
Cheese up with your top one. So it's like a
weirdo running to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
And this is the yep, and this is the part
that's too much for you. It wasn't the literally getting
undressed facing the wall, having a tube stuck up your
bum as you're having all of this crap drawn out
of you. It was then sitting down with her, cleaning
up and taking a poo. You've got a serious.
Speaker 5 (26:35):
Issue to you know what, though, I actually reckon that
makes sense because when you're on the bed and there's
a tube up your butt and there's like you know
there you're the patient you're on the table, you're facing away,
and then it goes to like she's just sweeping the
floor and you're on a toilet that doesn't have a door.
Speaker 1 (26:56):
Yeah, I do, I do, I do.
Speaker 4 (26:59):
I'm guessing, but it is insane obviously.
Speaker 2 (27:01):
Yeah, when you go to the toilet, it's not like
a normal dump. It's like explosive diarrhea, but just water.
So it's spraying uncontrollably out of your bum.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
Yeah, so how long? How long is that process? I
know it's different while like five minutes. Wow, that's intense.
Speaker 2 (27:20):
And then also the whole way home, it's just you're
like it's coming, it's coming, And for the rest of
the day you just explosively diarrhea water. How do you
get home? You drive, you just cop it. Sometimes you
just put a bit on your seat. Yeah, I would
never anyway. But the fun part is when you stand
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on the scales later. I'm not kidding ten kilos lighter,
you kidding massively lighter. Yeah, she says, that's normal. What
because they pump out stuff that's been in.
Speaker 1 (27:50):
For like ten years, and I assume so much like
water is probably pumping out of you too. Obviously, everything
at all you would just yeah, absolutely hydrated to the
max too. That's crazy, guys, I want to try this.
Speaker 4 (28:03):
I kind of want to try to as much as
Mali and me.
Speaker 5 (28:06):
I don't know about you, but have you just been
getting waves of kind of like nausea and shock and
intrigue this whole time?
Speaker 1 (28:12):
Oh yeah, yeah absolutely, I am old in on this.
I really really want to try this.
Speaker 5 (28:17):
Yeah, as much as we've been like, oh my god,
that's so insane. Yeah, I'm also slightly curious, and I'm like,
but that's the thing. Do you think it's good that
all that stuff is getting squeezed out?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (28:29):
I think there's there's two sides, because I have read
a bit on it since and like yeah, because I mean, essentially,
it's your gut, and you do have good bacterias living
in your I do have bad. So whilst like you
have to think I'm flushing out worms and literal parasites
which can make you very sick, but then I'm also
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getting rid of the good bacteria. So you have to
just weigh it up, Like I mean, for somebody who's
been living with a parasite for years, and it could
be like dramatically in a bad way, you need it
to go, but like you know, you have to just
wait it up. It's not something you need to do
unless you have problems.
Speaker 1 (29:05):
Is there any other way to have a natural flush,
like without taking a laxative? Is there a certain like
fasting routine you can get on.
Speaker 2 (29:13):
Yeah, and you can do juice cleanses and fiber cleanses
and stuff.
Speaker 1 (29:16):
And does that that helps, like you know, get through everything,
and like.
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Coffee in the morning, it would flush.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Maybe you should try that.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Yeah, just do a juice clean you can order them.
Speaker 1 (29:27):
All right, Maybe I should look into that.
Speaker 2 (29:28):
And just have only liquids, no salads.
Speaker 1 (29:31):
How long?
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Oh it'll tell you don't speak. This is no medical advice.
Speaker 1 (29:37):
But I'm honestly kind of in I really am. I am.
I'm actually curious about trying that till that was Wow.
I've never really understood, Yeah, what a colonic looks like.
And you you painted that picture just so well for
me and everyone listening so vivid. I felt like I
was there.
Speaker 2 (29:55):
Grace gave me like a little briefing before, so I
think that was.
Speaker 1 (30:00):
A tested Yeah, we want to be.
Speaker 3 (30:04):
You.
Speaker 1 (30:04):
Well, you literally have everyone listening. They were inside the tube, dude,
like I like, you know what I mean, they were
really along for that ridet worms?
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Really is that the end of your colonic story?
Speaker 3 (30:15):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (30:15):
Okay, and you you enjoy it? You think it made
you feel good?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
And yeah, yeah, yeah for sure I had abs after that.
I'll tell you that.
Speaker 3 (30:23):
Really.
Speaker 2 (30:24):
Yeah, my stomach was so flat, really really, I think
it went straight to the beach. Yeah, my god, that's crazy.
All right, cop.
Speaker 1 (30:32):
That makes my cupping story, That makes the cupping that
I did the other day just sound like nothing. You
know what I mean, child's play to.
Speaker 4 (30:42):
What does cupping do?
Speaker 1 (30:43):
Yeah? Wow, okay, my yeah, cupping story, So it was
it was intense, guys, Yeah I am. I was going
to say how intense it was. I was sweating. I
nearly passed out when I got up off the table.
But did you now I sound like an literal loser.
Speaker 2 (30:59):
I have had puppy and that none of that happened.
Hear your story because this is concerning.
Speaker 1 (31:05):
No, it's fantastic. I love it. First of all. I
love a masseuse that it like makes you like want
to cry, you know what I mean? I need her
to really get Yeah, yeah, yes, I love It's really weird,
exactly I need to feel like they're doing something. So
cupping is like a dome, like a little dome.
Speaker 2 (31:22):
It's like those milk things.
Speaker 1 (31:24):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, think that, guys listening, think that.
So it's that that you put onto your body and
then she or he or anyone will use a little
suction vacuum device to and it like like brings like
tightens up your skin into the cups. So it's like
literally like a cylinder that's just like sitting there a
bowl of skin. And what that's doing is essentially bringing
(31:45):
blood to the area. It's breaking up like the blood
vessels within that area as well. So some say that
it's like getting rid of toxins because it's bringing good
blood to that bad area. She's massaging throughout like an
around that area as well, So it's like this really
intense pain as she's maneuvering your arm or something, for example,
which creates as you guys can see these huge like
(32:07):
sausage patty kind of bruises. And literally when I got
up off the table, my whole shoulder was like swollen.
It was like I had these huge, like two centimeter
thick pieces of salami like coming off my shoulder. That yeahuge,
like massive, and guys, I like got to my feet
and I was like like wobbly. I was like dizzy
(32:29):
as well, because I think all of this blood was rushing,
like I don't know if it was the blood rushing
from my brain to those areas or something, because I
got up and I'm like, I need I need like magnesium,
I need like sugar, I need like water. It was great.
I loved it. And she says this too, like you,
you're very sore for the next couple of days. I
was really really sore, but I feel really really good.
I feel like things like that really do help you.
(32:50):
I need to like see it, you know what I mean.
I need to see That's why I asked, till when
the stuff's coming out of you, do you like get
to see it? I want to like see this, you.
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Know what I mean. And when I do like hair
growth techniques, if my scalp is not burning, eyeing, and
there's not severe pain, it's not working, I'm integrance with you, Maley. Okay, guys,
So we've done a quick call out on social media
(33:19):
and a few people have sent us in some unusual
health things or practices that they've tried. Okay, so somebody
has tried Doctor Joe depends as medications to cure cancer
and MS and apparently it's worked.
Speaker 1 (33:37):
And what are those Do we know what those cures
or medications were.
Speaker 2 (33:41):
No, we don't know. But apparently this guy is like
curing MS in cancer.
Speaker 4 (33:45):
Or meditations medications.
Speaker 1 (33:52):
That's really interesting.
Speaker 6 (33:54):
No I do.
Speaker 1 (33:54):
I was just gonna say how powerful I do. I
do believe it. I believe our brain is Yeah. Absolutely,
I think our mind literally because I've heard story. Yeah,
once you give up in your mind or once you
not not always obviously, but if you like keep telling
yourself that you're really sick, you're really sick, you're really sick,
even when you have a slight cold, you're going to
be sick. But if you tell yourself you're not, Yeah,
(34:16):
your mind I think is so so powerful. Obviously, there's
terrible diseases and infections and things that happen that you
can't control outside of medicine. But I do think these
at least aid like meditations, aid or yoga or whatever
it might be, right, I think that definitely does help
because it starts.
Speaker 2 (34:35):
Really, that was so nice. That actually is so true.
You agree with me, Yeah, to anyone like struggling or
listening with any conditions or any problems, no matter how small.
I heard a quote and it was like, you have
a million problems till you have a health problem, and
then you have one problem. And it's so true, and
if you do set your mind to something, you one
hundred percent can get through it because your body and
(34:56):
your mind is so linked.
Speaker 4 (34:58):
I think that's true.
Speaker 5 (34:59):
I think what Marley said is also true, Like there
is obviously there are conditions and diseases that you can't
just heal with your mind alone, probably, I mean scientifically speaking,
but I do think that the mind is a powerful
tool that to aid it.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Yeah, well, your mind and your nerves and everything's all linked.
So I can understand meditation curings because MS is literally
linkage to your brain, body, nerves, everything.
Speaker 1 (35:27):
So right, theah, that's really really cool?
Speaker 2 (35:30):
All right. Next one, somebody uses banana's skin to cure wartz.
They left it on for three days with the skin
upside down. Now, how do you leave banana skin on yourself?
Speaker 1 (35:42):
The question that is the question I've got. Well, I've
got one more question as I'm reading this runsheet, and
it's the fact that you spelled banana b a na.
Is that because you don't know how to spell banana?
Or were you just in a rush skin? That was
my question.
Speaker 2 (35:58):
That's a very good question that I actually won't be
answering today protecting piece correct, I decline, I don't respond correct.
Speaker 4 (36:08):
So do you just like, yeah, do you bandage it
to yourself?
Speaker 1 (36:12):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (36:13):
Yeah, if it was like you could bandage or like
clean wrap it on, Okay.
Speaker 1 (36:17):
Don't offer. Yeah, I don't know if I believe in
that one.
Speaker 2 (36:19):
I believe that that's so true. I just don't know
how they did it. Yeah, that that's I believe that
the banana skin had the ability to do that. But
I just wonder how that it happened.
Speaker 1 (36:29):
But I don't believe practically that you can like that
that's feasible.
Speaker 4 (36:33):
To do for Yeah, it's like at what cost? They're
not just a cream?
Speaker 1 (36:37):
Yeah, I'm just getting a cream on it?
Speaker 2 (36:38):
Yeah, Okay, Next one, Poor poor seeds cure barley belly
one teaspoon every three hours. Now this is true?
Speaker 6 (36:48):
How I know this is?
Speaker 2 (36:49):
Poor poor seeds are used to get rid of parasites.
So often, like when people want to get to a
parasite cleanse they will blend up like poor poor seeds
and they'll drink. So when they say barley belly, they
it's probably not barley belly. They're curring. They probably more
so had a parasite and it got rid of it.
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Okay, I believe that I don't actually know what, Like,
I know what barley belly is, but what is it
a parasite? What is barley belly? I know it's something
in the water or.
Speaker 5 (37:19):
Water, I think, yeah, I think it must be a parasite.
I'm not exactly sure. I'm pretty sure it must be
some but you basically just get a bug from there
from water.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Oh, it's bacterial parasitic infections. Okay, so it is a bacteria. Okay,
it's a parasite. So that's exactly what I do.
Speaker 5 (37:34):
You know what, I just google it and it says
that eating pourpor is poor poor seeds are rich in fiber.
They regulate our bowel movements, removing toxins from the body
and thus maintaining a healthy gun.
Speaker 4 (37:45):
So I think that actuallyrue. It is true.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
What would happen if I ate just the regular purpork
cream that I put on my lips?
Speaker 2 (37:52):
That stuff does not work hard for your lips.
Speaker 4 (37:57):
Yeah, poor cream.
Speaker 5 (37:58):
I've heard that poor cream is a skin am and
it's actually just silicon. It's not even like poor poor.
It's plastic. Apparently that's what I read.
Speaker 1 (38:06):
This has changed the trajectory of my life. Thank you, ladies.
This is crazy. Look at these things.
Speaker 3 (38:12):
Man.
Speaker 2 (38:15):
Your skin does not absorb it. It just sits on
top of your skin. It's bad.
Speaker 1 (38:19):
No, no, hold on, hold on that. I've used poor
por on certain cuts even if I had like not
a warp, but it's like a little infection thing on
my and I've used it before. And I don't know
if this is the mentality thing that I was talking about.
I believe that that stuff was working on it. And
I swear to God, yeah.
Speaker 5 (38:39):
Is if something is you think something is real, then
it's real. I just googled it is poor point is
poor poor ointment?
Speaker 4 (38:45):
Actually pourpor.
Speaker 5 (38:46):
Many pour por creams contain a very small amount of
pourpor in a base that is mostly petroleum jelly. In
factly to ninety six percent petroleum jelly.
Speaker 4 (38:56):
So I don't know.
Speaker 1 (38:59):
All right, I'm going to start crushing purple seeds then yeah, yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
Yeah, okay, next just eating whole foods. Nothing that comes
in plastic will make a huge difference. Now this is true.
We can hume like a few credit cards a year
worth of plastic and it really impacts your hormones. I
saw Martha Carey saying the other day she literally her
and Michael were trying to reduce their plastic intake because
anything that comes I think it's more so anything that
(39:25):
comes in plastic has a high level of preservatives and
additives and stuff. I don't know if it's so much
the plastic, I think it's the product. So for example,
if you were to buy like ca oh, not even candy, Like,
what's something that comes in plastic chips? They're over preserved,
like just having going back to our like original diet,
which would be fruit veg me. Yeah, a great.
Speaker 1 (39:47):
I'd be on board with that, huge, huge wow ticket.
Let's rock and roll. I'm going to go get a colonic. Guys,
thank you so much for listening. We love you, We
love you, We love you, and follow us on socials. Guys,
we love you.
Speaker 2 (40:00):
Today there's a question our poll, please say yes or no.
Do you believe in holistic remedies?
Speaker 6 (40:05):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (40:05):
All right, yeah, all right, So we're gonna have a
poll on Spotify. Do you believe in holistic remedies? I
think all us three do.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
I am engaging final consensus. I will try anything.
Speaker 1 (40:20):
This case my case, you know, yeah, yes, yes, you're right.
All right, guys, we're getting out of here. I love you.
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