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Speaker 1 (00:01):
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Speaker 2 (00:07):
One four seven. So there was a lot of controversy
controversy about the Sexiest Man Alive. I think technically like last.
Speaker 1 (00:21):
Year four John Krasinski, Yeah, no question about it.
Speaker 2 (00:26):
I know both you and I were like super sexy.
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Why would there be controversy around that. I don't understand.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
He's handsome and he's jacked, and he's.
Speaker 1 (00:33):
Funny, and he's like a bit nerdy.
Speaker 2 (00:37):
Tack the box for you, especially.
Speaker 1 (00:41):
From the office.
Speaker 2 (00:42):
Should have heard the TV show not our office. You
should have heard yesterday call. It's a frothing over Locky
the Wiggle because.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
He has guys facially now and I mean I've been
trying to tell you Locky Wiggle. He's unsuspecting.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
And he's a nerd musician.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
I mean he can see to you guys.
Speaker 3 (01:08):
I know he's like married with kids and stuff.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
So am I not mate you two? There is a
new contender for the Sexiest Man Alive.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
But we've just done it.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
But they'll be down on his year. Let ye, he'll
have his year. But Matthew McConaughey, alright, alright, alright.
Speaker 1 (01:28):
He's been sexy before. He doesn't need it.
Speaker 2 (01:30):
No, he doesn't need it. Can you do it twice? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (01:33):
I think he's been twice.
Speaker 2 (01:34):
Right, we don't have any more men.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
You know what I mean?
Speaker 1 (01:38):
No coming up dry unless they're willing to give locky
wiggle a go.
Speaker 2 (01:43):
Have you seen those videos online where they walk up
to people and go, what would you rate yourself out
of ten?
Speaker 1 (01:48):
No?
Speaker 2 (01:48):
Oh yeah you would?
Speaker 1 (01:51):
You know, I would go viral.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
So they go up to people and they go, what
would you rate yourself out of ten? Right? Have you
seen these wes?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:58):
Yeah, yeah, they said, they go what did you rate yourself?
Out of ten? And then you'd go a lot of
people modestly would go seven. Yeah, and you look at
you like they're really attractive, but they're playing it down.
They know that they're attractive. They're going to say seven.
And then they go to another person and then they
asked them the same question. They go, what would you
rate this person?
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Oh? I could be sick.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
And so people who clearly think that they're hot and
they're like, you know, seven or eight, And then they
got the next person. The other person will go four.
Speaker 1 (02:25):
I would die. I would simply pass away.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
But I guess sexiest person alive. Sexy isn't just looks.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, yeah, No, it's body.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
That's about of looks.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
Yeah No, it's personality, it's charisma, it's talk ability. Yes,
there's a lot of stuff.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
On Sunday, Matthew McConaughey posted a series of photos on
Instagram from the Joy Awards in Saudi Arabia.
Speaker 1 (02:55):
Oh yes, I saw the pictures of him and his wife.
They looked very.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
Dapper, and he had a photo with Anthony Anthony Hopkins.
If you don't know Anthony Hopkins, he's an incredible actor.
He is Hannibal actor in Signs of the Lanes. If
you didn't know what that noise was from Courts, that's
her doing the noise after he says Clarice. Okay, and
now we all have to hear that in our heads forever.
Speaker 3 (03:21):
Have you ever seen that? No, you don't need to
now you've just heard.
Speaker 2 (03:25):
It, you do. It sounds nothing like that. But put
on the list of those movies that I was giving
you Signs to the Lambs. Okay, it's very different for
getting Sarah Marshall, but still anyway, he put up a
photo of him and Anthony Hopkins, and he said it
is time that Anthony Hopkins is the people's sexiest male life.
So the campaign has laying.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
My eyes on Anthony.
Speaker 2 (03:48):
Matthew McCaughey right there. Well, you're you're not into you're
not into older men. We know what, we understand your tastes.
They're nerdy. Week is called Locke.
Speaker 3 (04:04):
Yeah, he's different to Lockie.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
I'll give you that.
Speaker 3 (04:07):
He is elderly, Yeah, an older gentleman. But he has charisma?
Does he's got talkability? He's very talented.
Speaker 1 (04:24):
Yes, like kissing.
Speaker 2 (04:27):
No, I don't know. Maybe.
Speaker 1 (04:30):
Okay, it's a big call from Matthew McConaughey. I don't
know if they've ever gone that old. Not that you
can't be sexy and old. I'm not saying that you're
very sexy.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
And you're very old.
Speaker 2 (04:44):
It was a what's been a huge I guess like
two days now the inauguration of President Donald Trump, and
he has reinstated some stuff, a lot of things that
personally I don't necessarily agree with.
Speaker 1 (04:59):
But lots to cover off on after eight o'clock this morning.
Speaker 2 (05:02):
Okay, great, we'll talk about the full list of things
that went down at the inutteration. But as he was
signing all the things that we talked about towards the
end of the show yesterday, all of these executive orders
that he's going to put in and change a La
Golf of Mexico now being Golf of America. Yes, there
was a little button, a little red button that's hidden
inside a wooden box and it was removed from the
(05:25):
Oval office in twenty twenty one when Joe Biden came
into power, but it has been restored.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
Great. What is it?
Speaker 2 (05:33):
It's a very special button and I think you would
love it looking around your office. We know some changes
and has an you confirmed video of adday called player.
I think this we first of all, I just got him.
So my people came and they have extraordinary decorator of sense.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Right, that's right.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
He doesn't say yes or no.
Speaker 1 (06:00):
Diet coke button. So talk me through it, because this
is the one thing that Donald Trump and I have
in common. That and great hair.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Phenomenal hair and always those faked tans that you get.
They look so rad that's true.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
Yeah, you're the home job when you do it around
the ankles, oh yeah, and your hands and the knees.
So Donald Trump and I love a Dike Coke. Yep,
you're telling me that he has got a button inside
a wooden box on his desk that if he presses it,
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a dike Coke shows up, someone brings him a dike Coke.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Yes, so almost immediately.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Do we think that person has any other job in
the White House or are they just standing by the
fridge for the button to alert them to take them
to take them a dit coke.
Speaker 2 (06:51):
There would be someone's job that would be food and beverage.
Speaker 1 (06:54):
I guess, right, right, right, Okay, so we could have
a food button. Sure one could silver for Ditko and
the other could be purple for Cadrick. Sure, just alternate
throughout the day. Button Cabri have.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Many buttons, to be honest, if you the more you
think about it. But remember when we went to Parliament
House and we met the head chef of all of
it and incredible donuts if you don't the Queen's Queen's
Terrace freshot donuts. I don't know if they'd be instantaneous,
but it'd be quick like they have to feed everybody
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all the time, which would mean the Prime Minister could
request anything that they wanted at anytime.
Speaker 1 (07:34):
God, I have just never thought about this aspect of
being in leadership, and now I'm wondering if I turned
to politics.
Speaker 2 (07:41):
I don't know. I don't know if it would like
the button would outweigh the pressure of the job.
Speaker 1 (07:49):
I don't know, hot fresh donuts at all times. So
we've all got that issue with out. We hold our
mobile phone so much that people on their pinky ad
where the pinky sort of sits underneath the phone, there's
an indent and a lot of people are well some
some people, yeah, I've got a mine's not too bad.
(08:10):
Some people's as worse.
Speaker 2 (08:11):
But you can't see mine until you pressed down on it.
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Yeah. Right, So there's that indent, and some people have
said that like evolutionary, we may just have that in
our fingers, which would be crazy.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Like going forward, going forward, like so the next generation
that they're.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
Born with it, I don't know how true that would be,
she's born with it. Well, now we've got nerd neck
to look out for or gamer neck.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Okay, I have thick neck, you have.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Thick neck, And I don't know, maybe thick neck would
help with gamer neck.
Speaker 2 (08:47):
Okay, I'm not a gamer.
Speaker 1 (08:49):
No, the nerd neck is reserved for gamers. And there's
been scientific papers that have been published as recently is
last year addressing the physical health risks related to excessive
video gaming. And it essentially is that you'll be sitting
at your computer looking at your screen, and you may
(09:12):
hunch a little bit so you're tense. Your tense, your
neck will move forward to look a little bit. Yeah,
you want to be closer, but your chair is further back,
so you end up leaning quite a bit. So if
you think you might be suffering a bit of nerd neck,
you might be a bit of a gamer. There are
some tips. Sit with better pasture, chest up, chin tucked.
(09:34):
Step two exercise to make sure you can hold better pasture.
This is an assisted chintock and stretch.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Next up is taw elevation. You want to maintain tension
in the whole time.
Speaker 1 (09:43):
Keep your chest up and chintock throughout the entire exercises.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
The sex.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Doesn't really go with it doesn't.
Speaker 2 (09:56):
Have you got game.
Speaker 1 (09:59):
I'm trying to do that though, sitting with my shoulders
back of my neck down. See i think I've got
game and neck just because I'm I've got kind of
bad postures, so I sit, Yeah, I sit hunched anyway,
and I don't want to push my neck back because
then I get a double chin.
Speaker 2 (10:16):
No, you don't sea tellers. That was a trap, and
I didn't fall in it whatsoever. Donald Trump was sworn
in as president. It was being streamed on Disney Plus
yesterday after my NAPM. I don't have a flick through.
I'll see what happened.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
Tsney got the rights to it.
Speaker 2 (10:36):
I've got thoughts and feelings that are a lot of
things that happened. But let's start with they did it inside.
Speaker 1 (10:42):
So many supporters were mad about that.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Why were they mad, Well, because generally there's more, there's
so many more people can come right to see it. Yeah,
but apparently was it was very cold outside. The weather
was not going to be favorable, so they decided to
do it inside. It's not the first time they've done that.
Other presents have done it inside before. So let's quickly
go through some of the key highlights, or what some
might call low lights, and we'll get to the worst
(11:04):
one in a second. But firstly, Milannia Trump, who's going
to be floaters floaters?
Speaker 1 (11:09):
Yeah, she's floatists. She came up on my Instagram as
a suggestive follow today floating handle is.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Now floatus, So she's the first lady everyone's talking about
the hat.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Yeah, a lot of people have started making memes about
the clothes she's worn in the past, and the clothes
that is it Avanka has worn before as well that
eerily similar to costumes from The Handmaid's Tail.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Okay, well, I really love that. I also loved the
the the kiss, could we call it a kiss? Well,
it's definitely an air kiss. Trump decided to a risk,
real risk with him and Milanie because he's gone to
grab her hand before and she's pulled away and he
went to give her a kiss on the cheek. It
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was tough. He couldn't get as close as you normal
he would be able to to your partner because of
the giant brim on the hat. And what he ended
up doing was kind of like just kissing the air,
not really that near her cheek. And then that was it.
That was the that was the love and support from
that what what people have called, especially the Maga Republicans,
a beautiful marriage and relationship, and I definitely buy that one.
(12:21):
All of his family were there, including the two dumb dumps,
but also Baron, who I think Trump likes the best.
I think Trump likes Baron the best.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
The weirdest video that someone has made of Baron Giant, Yeah,
that is so weird.
Speaker 2 (12:38):
Look at so Baron Trump. It's one of his youngest children,
or is his youngest son. Anyway, he looks like he
looks like a mini Trump. And he decided to go
and shake President Biden's hand, and people saying, what a
nice gesture, what a beautiful boy. But then the Internet
(13:01):
have obviously dug and they reckoned that he shook his
hand and when he whispered something in his ear. What
he whispered was you're done?
Speaker 1 (13:09):
Do we have the audio? Lip read?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Your mbone who was there said it. Also, another weird
thing from the inauguration was so many empty seats up
on that big stage, these big white arm chairs that
are very tacky, and there were so many that were empty.
I just thought, like, wouldn't you want to be there?
Carrie Underwood performed poorly, unfortunately, because either the band didn't
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work or the backing track didn't kick in, so she
was just thinking a cappella. So it wasn't that great.
And the piece at resistance was Elon Musk, who is
the CEO of SpaceX and Tesla. He was.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
He was nasty saluting.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yep. This is what victory feels like.
Speaker 1 (13:57):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (14:01):
And this was no ordinary victory.
Speaker 2 (14:03):
This was a fork in the road of human civilization.
You know, there are elections that the elections that come
and go. Some some elections are you know, important, some
or not.
Speaker 3 (14:13):
But this one, this one, this one really matters. And
I just want to say thank you for making it happen.
Thank you.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Okay, So when you heard the that was Elon hitting
his chest with his hand and then throwing it up
in the air Allah a Nazi salute.
Speaker 1 (14:36):
And he did it twice too.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
He did it twice. Yeah. So he did it to
the crowd and then he turned around and he did
it to Trump.
Speaker 1 (14:42):
Of course, he's saying it wasn't a Nazi salute.
Speaker 2 (14:44):
And he's also cut that part out of the video
that he shared on social media of him doing a
speech of the inauguration. I don't know what he thought
it was, like, Like, what did you think it was
when you did that? Never once in my life have
I hit my chest and put.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
My hand do like a punch, hand like.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
His hand was very straight. Nope, there was no, there
was no. It wasn't in the air. It was straight
up and forward and it was very zig hal Hi Hitler.
Speaker 1 (15:14):
Yeah, there's no. I don't know that there's any way
around seeing it for anything other than a Nazi salo.
Speaker 2 (15:21):
If you haven't seen this video today, go and see
it for yourself and then make up your own mind.
But what a time. And then he signed all these
executive orders.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
Oh yeah, they're out of the World Health Organization.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
We're done with that.
Speaker 1 (15:35):
He is wasting no time with his four years.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
He's going to get a lot done and I don't
know how much of it'll be good, but we're all
going to white knuckle it.