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Speaker 1 (00:06):
Enjoy Maci's cherry right, mcflurry, cheesy Hilipino pops and pineapples
Sunday for a limited time. So there's a lot of
chat about companies and workplace happiness and it's at all
time low. Guys, you wouldn't believe it. Yeah, yeah, all
of our team has quit.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Is that that's on us?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I guess. So you could blame me specifically if you
wanted to. I'll take that. Okay, great, thank you. But no,
workplaces are really struggling to keep culture high, and they're
also struggling to get people would come back into the
office and and a lot of private companies have forced
their workers back, made threats and things like that. Elon
Musk loves doing it so deserve baseos. But when you're
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asked to for like those surveys that ask you how
happy you are, just be careful because companies, I lie, Oh,
we did a big culture survey here that's about.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ours specifically that we did.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Let's out them. We did one and I look, I'll
tell you what I said. I wouldn't point one. Look,
I was honest, but it was anonymous. But it's not though,
because they can never they can track your IP address,
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so they know the IP I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Very vague on mine because it's most impossible choice. And
then it lets you add but like they know, then no,
that's fine because I don't add anything, right, I don't.
You know. When they're like, could you expand more, I'll
just be like, n A not applicable, Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Explained. I was like, give me an extra page. There's
a company called Yes, madam, this is the reason why
I'm talking about this. They are a salon home service
startup and they yeah, so that so it's like an
at home so you know how you have those salons
that people have set up in their houses. Well, it's
like a company that helps people sort that out really easily.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So it's a startup and it's mainly based in the US,
And unfortunately they asked their staff to fill out a
internal survey.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Anonymously.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
H one hundred people admitted within this survey that they
were stressed. And those people who admitted that they were stressed.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't tell me. They fired them all.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
They fired instantly.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You can't what I love the love that I love
the headline it says layoffs, Yes, madam. Survey asks employees
if they were stressed. All who said yes fired social
media shocked, like, come on, just.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Fire them all. Well, apparently you can work on the stress.
You gotta figure it out. Where's mister why so many
of them stressed?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So next time you're thinking about being honest in those forms.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, if you want a job, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I would just say no because you'd be more stressed
when you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Apparently, nearly two in three women have faked.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
The big the big.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, I can say that, great, they're faked that there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was a I am shocked.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There was a survey done, not a big one. Five
hundred people.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's what he's anyway, five.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Hundred people aged eighteen to eighty eighty. I don't want
to anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh no, you're allowed to love each other when you're eighty. Yes,
you are good for you as long as you're with
someone else of an appropriate age. Not do these like
I'm eighty, she's twenty four. Ye, Well you know that's happening.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I know what's happening, and that's what makes me feel yick.
So there's there's some surprising reasons why the scientists have
found the women are faking.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It because I don't want to have a chat about
how they're terrible in the sack.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, yeah, there's often the blame of having a lackluster lover.
That's what they say here. However, this is far from
the case. Sixty four percent of women have faked it
compared to thirty four percent of men, and the reasons
why the most common is apparently short lengths of relationships.
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So for woman's in things, if a woman is in
a short relationship, they don't feel as comfortable to be
honest about their genuine feelings, so they just go I'll
just take.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That right, because that's easier because we're not in this
with a long haul, so I don't need to go
through all the thing of like, hey, bt dubs, that
was bad.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You didn't get that place it needed to be.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, do you want to draw a diagram?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, I think that Monica does that in Friends, She
point pinpoints the seven orogynous son.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow, Look, you remember the only reason she knows the
word orogynus is because of a sitcom.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well, I tried to. I tried to figure out what
the seven would be right?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So long right? Because they don't And did you figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I've got a few of them. Okay, I think I
don't think I ever got to the seven to let's.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Note them all down. I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh yay, I was prepared to figure this out together
as a team. But anyway, oh yeah. So apparently women
who are not faking it, they're just in longer relationships.
Right They can say to their partner, well, you didn't
do that, right mate, get it together.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I wouldn't God the pillow talk that she's got with
her husband. Bobby call an INMTE. Now listen to you, mate,
if you're ever lucky to do that again, I'm going
to need you to read these notes and follow them
to a T or do a g.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
There are a few posters who are out of work
for the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Which doesn't make sense to me because Australia post is
always looking for people to work post always, especially this
time of year. They are stacked and thank you to
all the delivery drivers who are doing God's work this
time of year.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Actually, I have a friend who's just become a posty.
Yeah yeah, he retired and he didn't really want to
be fully retired.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I get that fully retiring seems like, well what do I.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Do, Yeah, and he likes riding his motorbike, so he
became a posty Perfections.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
A few days away.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But there's three posts in Adelaide who will no longer
be allowed to be posties. They played a little practical
joke on another colleague.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So not on the customers, not on the customers. They
went like hiding packages in bushes and stuff. Jess, I
had to play a real game the other day with
it wasn't a post it was a delivery driver, yeah,
for an Amazon package, And I was like, guys, it
didn't arrive, Like, no, we've got it. And then I
had to request a photo of where they left it,
and they basically put it in the bush.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh well, that's quite nice of them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But I couldn't find it in the bush.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Not the first time he said.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That, the last time I've tried to dig a out
of Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Move on to Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Adelaide. Three friends colleagues. They thought they'd just have a
bit of fun with another colleague and they sent some
X rated love heart candies to be delivered from a
sexy shop sexy Land.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's a bit is it called sexy Land?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
To them, in Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You No, I did them in Darwin. There's a sexy
Land in Darlin.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's one at the bottom and one at the top.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There is yeah, both of them. And yeah. It used
to have to put the sexy voice on.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Them. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, No, I want to
hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well, no, no, I want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Let me get some.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, no, I don't do that anymore. It was a
different time. I was a different girl.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Let me just get this.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So the friends x Rayed. I can't remember how to
do it in a long time.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't remember how to be sexy. We're all waiting sexy.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I can't know.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
This is called sexy land one.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I just used to make my voice deeper, deeper, deeper,
sexy Land for your X rated candies. Come come, whoa
mate to sexy Land. I used to do it better
than that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, you know, Doc last will call you. Maybe that
maybe us at sexy Lane. We've moved on.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
They've got someone better now. They sent x rayed love
Heart candies to be delivered to the colleague, and she
complained because she found it very uncomfortable to be sent this.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Did they send them to it? It was their intent
to be funny joky haha, or was their tempt their
intent to make anything.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Maybe the intent was to make her uncomfortable because she
had previously stated she didn't like delivering to sexy Land.
She found it an uncomfortable place to go, right, and
the the the lollies said, Oh, I don't sexy sexy a.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, yes, yep, backside, Let's let's.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Have a sash yep with an F word there and
also lick me.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, and Karen didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Karen hated it, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It just depends on who you know what I mean, Like,
if you'd done that to me, I'll be like, you
got me, your bloody got me, and then you would
eat all the candy I would because that's why you
bought them, is just to have candy. Got some bad news.
There's been a study done of forty three thousand pet owners.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh that's a good stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's a great study size, and it has found something
that there is no such thing as the perfect pet.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh oh. I was about to try and defend Chandler,
but he's winging a lot in the house at the
moment because of his old age.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Do you just have a little whoopsies.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, we've got to just put it down to that.
The poor poor old man.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He's like eleven or something, isn't he.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, he doesn't act like an old man, but then
he's winging the house all of a sudden. I feel
like that must be.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You know, I don't look old, but I saw myself.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Quite a fair bit just last Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Okay, guys, that seems to be a lot of chit
chat around the office after yesterday's comment.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, you shouldn't have come on air and said I
popped myself.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I move on to the dog survey. Research on the
forty three thousand dogs in the US found that essentially
all pets have at least one serious behavioral issue. Oh yeah,
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so it found that ninety nine point one two percent
had issues with their behavior. And it could be anything
like their their behavior like they fear something, they have
anxiety behaviors, they soil.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, that's new, he had something.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Before this, or that they have attachment problems. So it
means that like when you say that I have the
perfect pet, there's a very low chance that you have
the perfect pet that has no way right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, Ari's a really good boy.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
He heaves of issues.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh, I wouldn't have thought you were that he'd have hate.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
How many times have you heard me complain about it?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, you know they're not big issues, are they? What?
What would you call saying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All the puddles all the time issues?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He's definitely got anxiety.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, he does have anxiety. Definitely, he's an anxious boy.
I would say he's, you know, borderline sad girl. He's
stuck in a sad girl someone like you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Believe listening to a lot of out of the house.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So sad until I just say the W word, and
then he's happy for that period, and then as soon
as we're finished, he's like, well, what's the point of life?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I yeah, you're right, he's sad. Sad boy. I can't
walk Chandler.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
On the lead, Well, he just doesn't go.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
He won't go. That's his really big problem.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Examples of separation and attachment disorders disorders including whining when alone,
chewing furniture, following people around the house constantly. I've got
a friend who loves that, loves that her dog follows
her around the house and I'm like, I'm not going
to name and she my eyes twitching because I'm trying
not to say the name, and she is like, it's
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so cute. He follows me around. I'm like, I would
be I would be like, leave me alone, you're smothering me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Anytime I got off the couch, Chandler pops off the
couch with me. Comes. Watch mean, week will be ower.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And like if he hears something he thinks that's something
that I should be involved in, then he'll come Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, yeah, No, Channler just follows me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Eighty six percent of dogs exhibited a type of separation issue,
which is quite high. Like so when you do leave,
there's a high percentage of dogs that are very sad
that you're gone. The next most common issue was frequently
eating of feces.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
God, I'm glad, I'll take I'll take away on the
tiles over here, you put.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You have never seen my dog eat pup, So I
guess that's a channeler not doing that either. No, great, okay,
well he can he can put himself in the house
all he wants. No, as long as he's not eating it,
we're fine.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You famously hate Ferris Wheels. If you didn't know this about.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Wilco, he Yeah, it's a people say it's an irrational fear.
It's a fully rational fear.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You would go on like the Superman ride.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And I love a roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He won't.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
And here, once I explain it to you, guys will
get it, and you go, oh great. I'm also scared
of them. They're rickety buckets in the sky. They are
rickety rickety buckets. They're just sway from side to side,
just in the sky. And if they drop that there's
nothing holding the rickety bucket to anything. But also, a
roller coaster goes so fast you don't have time to
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contemplate your death.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But the rickety bucket you kind of stop every now
and then contemplate your deaf because and then every time
it stopped.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Anyway, I hate them, and so I look, I will
go on them for the benefit of my loved ones,
who find it very funny how much I freak out
on them.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh that's nice of you, like that. Just well, just.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Approve it, Just approve it, because they're like, it can't
be that scary. And then I'm screaming up there.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So you'll never ever go on one again after this.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
There was a low chance to begin with.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, but you won't even do this like to make
your friends laugh. Now, you will never, I guarantee. So
there was an incident that took place in India where
there was a state fair and there was a thirteen the.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Last ones because they're the pop up ones. Oh and
they're so old, been run by a twelve year old.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah. Well this girl was thirteen and she was riding
the rickety bucket. She fell out.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What do you mean she fell out?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Open up the link that I've sent you there and
then scroll down that one, that one that one watch
and describe what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm just saying as a girl and she's what what
is she there? What? Why she? Why was she outside
of it? Why she she's not in the she's not
in the rickety bucket. She's outside holding on to the
outside of the ferris will as it's moving. Why is
it still moving?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Time turn the rickety Why is she there?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
She's dangling? She's just dangling? How how?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
How?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
How?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh my god, the poor thing she she she will. Yeah.
So they kept it going because they couldn't figure out
how to get her off without moving her down, so
they had to drop drop.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
So they had to eat.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That was the most stressful thing where on air? Aren't
we sorry? Did I swear? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh, I don't think so. They had to kind of
be screaming up at her to direct her and where
to put her weight so that she could hold on
to certain places. Then when her arms were getting heavy,
you know, and she was slipping, they had to move
it a bit so she could reweight herself so she
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was within the the middle. Potentially we're wiring wheel. She's
in the wheel and she had to climb herself down
and they had to have it on and.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And I again case and point rickety buckets in the sky.
Forget the botox. Don't worry about anti aging creams. Are
the crems that you've got? You use so many crams?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Okay, well you're not in my bathroom, so you don't
actually know that.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What's lock?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
For me?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I have one moisturizer for my face.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
And ladies and gents who use fifteen products like me,
let me tell you, no one looks younger than this man.
So we're all wasting our time and money on all
the crems.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I washed my face. Moistures are on and finished.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
You should put sunscreen on.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I do put the sunscreen on now too. Yes, yeah, yeah,
I've got that one that you told me. They don't
get m but I didn't get the fifteen that you
taught me to get. New researchers come out from a
university that suggests that if you travel, with all of
its mental and physical benefits, it might just be what
you need to keep those wrinkles away. Apparently, aging, while
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it can't be stopped, it can be slowed down. Researcher
has found that it suggests that experiencing your cultures, languages,
and surroundings can kick your body into like a like
a care mode, improving your metabolism, even strengthening your immune system.
So when you travel, your body goes. I need to
do better.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'm young now, I'm free.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yes, I'm young, I'm fresh.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Shun travels a lot and you don't have wrinkles. So cute.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
She also does botox. I did once, yeah, but still
a month, once a month. But you do travel a lot. Yeah,
and so is this why you're doing it? Or you're
doing it for the experiences? Are you doing it for
the youth?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Now there's more reason to Yeah, Oh, she doesn't need
any more reason.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So apparently lounging on a tropical beach sipping cocktails could
boost your body's natural defense and healing system. Geez, And
it's not just about relaxation. Being active on holiday is
actually good too. So if you're hiking through forests strolling
along the beach, you can work wonders for your cardiovascular
health and muscle tone.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Are you guys those type of travelers where when you
travel you're like, we've got to do these hikes and
see more of the place.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Depends on what the holiday is, right, So is it
a holiday or is it a vacation?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, they're the same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I don't know what you mean that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What so if you I can't remember which way. No
holiday is where you completely relax, right, No vacation is
so vacation is where you don't do anything, so you
go to swim up bar. Holiday is where you're like
doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay, Well, vacations and holiday the same thing. I don't
want to have that argument.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But I do. Though we're only four minutes in the straight,
We've got plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It's been a year, guys, It's been the year of
twenty twenty four in case you're one, right, we're wrapping around,
we're knocking on twenty twenty five stoor and guess.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What, guys, it's not going to be any better.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's the same thing different years, Isn't that what Sean
told us today?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah? That next year is gonna be rubbish? Or did
you tell us no?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What do you mean her tarot card?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, the tarot card.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh, the Nostra Dama. Yeah, Nostra damas. He made some
big calls and it's not looking good. Okay, But this
is what Australians searched this year on Google, the top
trending searchers overall in Australia, coming in at number ten.
Wheelchair tennis Paralympics. Okay, nine ticker tech marketplace.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You should never buy tickets from a marketplace? Are you
kidding as well? Go? I'd run on Northbourne and play
tag with the cars. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Number eight twenty World Cup, Number seven Copa America. I
don't know what that is. Number six connections. Do you
play connections? It's like a word game, right wordles Sean's
nodding her head. You know, I don't know word?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know, I don't know words. Do you play it? Shan, Yeah,
I play from Tougetown. Okay, we got it. You're smart.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It was like everyone loved wordle and then this was
like the next thing. I guess. Number five Taylor Swift,
number five, Yeah, no, when you see what's coming up.
Number four Liam Payne.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh wow, that really that's a lot considering. Yeah, you
know that's.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Kind of recent. Number three euros.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Just looking up eros. I guess it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Maybe people were going traveling. Maybe Number two Olympics tally
metal metal.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Tally, Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And number one US election okay, yeah, oh, they've got
the top trending searchers for recipes.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, give me, give me from.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Five ups okay. Five is of people are sick. They zimpick.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
If you don't know what oat zen pick is, it's
a dumb and you should never do it. It's like
some you eat oats.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's say zimbia.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's dumb. That's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Number four Olympics chocolate muffins. Number three a porn star
martini okay, Number two cucumber salad, oh wow. And number
one Jamie Oliver air fryer.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Are we putting him in the air? Frier, What goes
in there?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Pineapple fans rejoice like his new Hawaiian burger range is
here for a limited time.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
One oh four seven,
Enjoy Maci's cherry right, mcflurry, cheesy Hilipino pops and pineapples
Sunday for a limited time. So there's a lot of
chat about companies and workplace happiness and it's at all
time low. Guys, you wouldn't believe it. Yeah, yeah, all
of our team has quit.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Is that that's on us?
Speaker 1 (00:32):
I guess. So you could blame me specifically if you
wanted to. I'll take that. Okay, great, thank you. But no,
workplaces are really struggling to keep culture high, and they're
also struggling to get people would come back into the
office and and a lot of private companies have forced
their workers back, made threats and things like that. Elon
Musk loves doing it so deserve baseos. But when you're
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asked to for like those surveys that ask you how
happy you are, just be careful because companies, I lie, Oh,
we did a big culture survey here that's about.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Ours specifically that we did.
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Let's out them. We did one and I look, I'll
tell you what I said. I wouldn't point one. Look,
I was honest, but it was anonymous. But it's not though,
because they can never they can track your IP address,
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so they know the IP I'm.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Very vague on mine because it's most impossible choice. And
then it lets you add but like they know, then no,
that's fine because I don't add anything, right, I don't.
You know. When they're like, could you expand more, I'll
just be like, n A not applicable, Okay, I.
Speaker 1 (01:53):
Explained. I was like, give me an extra page. There's
a company called Yes, madam, this is the reason why
I'm talking about this. They are a salon home service
startup and they yeah, so that so it's like an
at home so you know how you have those salons
that people have set up in their houses. Well, it's
like a company that helps people sort that out really easily.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Oh okay.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
So it's a startup and it's mainly based in the US,
And unfortunately they asked their staff to fill out a
internal survey.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Anonymously.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
H one hundred people admitted within this survey that they
were stressed. And those people who admitted that they were stressed.
Speaker 2 (02:43):
Don't tell me. They fired them all.
Speaker 1 (02:45):
They fired instantly.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You can't do that.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
You can't what I love the love that I love
the headline it says layoffs, Yes, madam. Survey asks employees
if they were stressed. All who said yes fired social
media shocked, like, come on, just.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Fire them all. Well, apparently you can work on the stress.
You gotta figure it out. Where's mister why so many
of them stressed?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So next time you're thinking about being honest in those forms.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Yeah, if you want a job, don't.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
I would just say no because you'd be more stressed
when you don't.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Apparently, nearly two in three women have faked.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
The big the big.
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Okay, I can say that, great, they're faked that there.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Was a I am shocked.
Speaker 2 (03:37):
There was a survey done, not a big one. Five
hundred people.
Speaker 1 (03:41):
That's what he's anyway, five.
Speaker 2 (03:44):
Hundred people aged eighteen to eighty eighty. I don't want
to anyway.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Oh no, you're allowed to love each other when you're eighty. Yes,
you are good for you as long as you're with
someone else of an appropriate age. Not do these like
I'm eighty, she's twenty four. Ye, Well you know that's happening.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
I know what's happening, and that's what makes me feel yick.
So there's there's some surprising reasons why the scientists have
found the women are faking.
Speaker 1 (04:25):
It because I don't want to have a chat about
how they're terrible in the sack.
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Well, yeah, there's often the blame of having a lackluster lover.
That's what they say here. However, this is far from
the case. Sixty four percent of women have faked it
compared to thirty four percent of men, and the reasons
why the most common is apparently short lengths of relationships.
(04:52):
So for woman's in things, if a woman is in
a short relationship, they don't feel as comfortable to be
honest about their genuine feelings, so they just go I'll
just take.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
That right, because that's easier because we're not in this
with a long haul, so I don't need to go
through all the thing of like, hey, bt dubs, that
was bad.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
You didn't get that place it needed to be.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
Yeah, do you want to draw a diagram?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
Well, I think that Monica does that in Friends, She
point pinpoints the seven orogynous son.
Speaker 1 (05:31):
Wow, Look, you remember the only reason she knows the
word orogynus is because of a sitcom.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Well, I tried to. I tried to figure out what
the seven would be right?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
So long right? Because they don't And did you figure
it out.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I've got a few of them. Okay, I think I
don't think I ever got to the seven to let's.
Speaker 1 (05:55):
Note them all down. I'm joking.
Speaker 2 (05:58):
Oh yay, I was prepared to figure this out together
as a team. But anyway, oh yeah. So apparently women
who are not faking it, they're just in longer relationships.
Right They can say to their partner, well, you didn't
do that, right mate, get it together.
Speaker 1 (06:16):
I wouldn't God the pillow talk that she's got with
her husband. Bobby call an INMTE. Now listen to you, mate,
if you're ever lucky to do that again, I'm going
to need you to read these notes and follow them
to a T or do a g.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
There are a few posters who are out of work
for the Christmas.
Speaker 1 (06:42):
Which doesn't make sense to me because Australia post is
always looking for people to work post always, especially this
time of year. They are stacked and thank you to
all the delivery drivers who are doing God's work this
time of year.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
Actually, I have a friend who's just become a posty.
Yeah yeah, he retired and he didn't really want to
be fully retired.
Speaker 1 (07:05):
I get that fully retiring seems like, well what do I.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Do, Yeah, and he likes riding his motorbike, so he
became a posty Perfections.
Speaker 1 (07:14):
A few days away.
Speaker 2 (07:15):
But there's three posts in Adelaide who will no longer
be allowed to be posties. They played a little practical
joke on another colleague.
Speaker 1 (07:26):
So not on the customers, not on the customers. They
went like hiding packages in bushes and stuff. Jess, I
had to play a real game the other day with
it wasn't a post it was a delivery driver, yeah,
for an Amazon package, And I was like, guys, it
didn't arrive, Like, no, we've got it. And then I
had to request a photo of where they left it,
and they basically put it in the bush.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Oh well, that's quite nice of them.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
But I couldn't find it in the bush.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Not the first time he said.
Speaker 3 (07:55):
That, the last time I've tried to dig a out
of Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (08:07):
Move on to Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Adelaide. Three friends colleagues. They thought they'd just have a
bit of fun with another colleague and they sent some
X rated love heart candies to be delivered from a
sexy shop sexy Land.
Speaker 1 (08:25):
That's a bit is it called sexy Land?
Speaker 2 (08:27):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (08:28):
To them, in Adelaide.
Speaker 2 (08:30):
You No, I did them in Darwin. There's a sexy
Land in Darlin.
Speaker 1 (08:32):
There's one at the bottom and one at the top.
Speaker 2 (08:34):
There is yeah, both of them. And yeah. It used
to have to put the sexy voice on.
Speaker 1 (08:42):
Them. Yeah, okay, yeah, all right, No, I want to
hear it.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
Well, no, no, I want to hear it.
Speaker 1 (08:47):
Let me get some.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
No, no, I don't do that anymore. It was a
different time. I was a different girl.
Speaker 1 (08:56):
Let me just get this.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
So the friends x Rayed. I can't remember how to
do it in a long time.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
I can't remember how to be sexy. We're all waiting sexy.
Speaker 2 (09:14):
I can't know.
Speaker 1 (09:14):
This is called sexy land one.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
I just used to make my voice deeper, deeper, deeper,
sexy Land for your X rated candies. Come come, whoa
mate to sexy Land. I used to do it better
than that.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
Well, you know, Doc last will call you. Maybe that
maybe us at sexy Lane. We've moved on.
Speaker 2 (09:45):
They've got someone better now. They sent x rayed love
Heart candies to be delivered to the colleague, and she
complained because she found it very uncomfortable to be sent this.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Did they send them to it? It was their intent
to be funny joky haha, or was their tempt their
intent to make anything.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Maybe the intent was to make her uncomfortable because she
had previously stated she didn't like delivering to sexy Land.
She found it an uncomfortable place to go, right, and
the the the lollies said, Oh, I don't sexy sexy a.
Speaker 1 (10:26):
Right, yes, yep, backside, Let's let's.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Have a sash yep with an F word there and
also lick me.
Speaker 1 (10:39):
Okay, and Karen didn't like that.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
Karen hated it, right, Okay.
Speaker 1 (10:46):
It just depends on who you know what I mean, Like,
if you'd done that to me, I'll be like, you
got me, your bloody got me, and then you would
eat all the candy I would because that's why you
bought them, is just to have candy. Got some bad news.
There's been a study done of forty three thousand pet owners.
Speaker 2 (11:04):
Oh that's a good stuff.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
It's a great study size, and it has found something
that there is no such thing as the perfect pet.
Speaker 2 (11:14):
Oh oh. I was about to try and defend Chandler,
but he's winging a lot in the house at the
moment because of his old age.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
Do you just have a little whoopsies.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Yeah, we've got to just put it down to that.
The poor poor old man.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
He's like eleven or something, isn't he.
Speaker 2 (11:31):
Yeah, he doesn't act like an old man, but then
he's winging the house all of a sudden. I feel
like that must be.
Speaker 1 (11:37):
You know, I don't look old, but I saw myself.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Quite a fair bit just last Friday.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
Okay, guys, that seems to be a lot of chit
chat around the office after yesterday's comment.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Well, you shouldn't have come on air and said I
popped myself.
Speaker 1 (11:51):
I move on to the dog survey. Research on the
forty three thousand dogs in the US found that essentially
all pets have at least one serious behavioral issue. Oh yeah,
(12:12):
so it found that ninety nine point one two percent
had issues with their behavior. And it could be anything
like their their behavior like they fear something, they have
anxiety behaviors, they soil.
Speaker 2 (12:25):
Well, that's new, he had something.
Speaker 1 (12:27):
Before this, or that they have attachment problems. So it
means that like when you say that I have the
perfect pet, there's a very low chance that you have
the perfect pet that has no way right.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Okay, Ari's a really good boy.
Speaker 1 (12:40):
He heaves of issues.
Speaker 2 (12:41):
Oh, I wouldn't have thought you were that he'd have hate.
Speaker 1 (12:44):
How many times have you heard me complain about it?
Speaker 2 (12:46):
Well, you know they're not big issues, are they? What?
What would you call saying.
Speaker 1 (12:51):
All the puddles all the time issues?
Speaker 2 (12:54):
He's definitely got anxiety.
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah, he does have anxiety. Definitely, he's an anxious boy.
I would say he's, you know, borderline sad girl. He's
stuck in a sad girl someone like you wouldn't.
Speaker 2 (13:03):
Believe listening to a lot of out of the house.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So sad until I just say the W word, and
then he's happy for that period, and then as soon
as we're finished, he's like, well, what's the point of life?
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I yeah, you're right, he's sad. Sad boy. I can't
walk Chandler.
Speaker 1 (13:22):
On the lead, Well, he just doesn't go.
Speaker 2 (13:24):
He won't go. That's his really big problem.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Examples of separation and attachment disorders disorders including whining when alone,
chewing furniture, following people around the house constantly. I've got
a friend who loves that, loves that her dog follows
her around the house and I'm like, I'm not going
to name and she my eyes twitching because I'm trying
not to say the name, and she is like, it's
(13:52):
so cute. He follows me around. I'm like, I would
be I would be like, leave me alone, you're smothering me.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Anytime I got off the couch, Chandler pops off the
couch with me. Comes. Watch mean, week will be ower.
Speaker 1 (14:06):
And like if he hears something he thinks that's something
that I should be involved in, then he'll come Oh.
Speaker 2 (14:11):
Okay, yeah, No, Channler just follows me everywhere.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Eighty six percent of dogs exhibited a type of separation issue,
which is quite high. Like so when you do leave,
there's a high percentage of dogs that are very sad
that you're gone. The next most common issue was frequently
eating of feces.
Speaker 2 (14:32):
God, I'm glad, I'll take I'll take away on the
tiles over here, you put.
Speaker 1 (14:37):
You have never seen my dog eat pup, So I
guess that's a channeler not doing that either. No, great, okay,
well he can he can put himself in the house
all he wants. No, as long as he's not eating it,
we're fine.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
You famously hate Ferris Wheels. If you didn't know this about.
Speaker 1 (14:57):
Wilco, he Yeah, it's a people say it's an irrational fear.
It's a fully rational fear.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
You would go on like the Superman ride.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
And I love a roller coaster.
Speaker 2 (15:07):
He won't.
Speaker 1 (15:09):
And here, once I explain it to you, guys will
get it, and you go, oh great. I'm also scared
of them. They're rickety buckets in the sky. They are
rickety rickety buckets. They're just sway from side to side,
just in the sky. And if they drop that there's
nothing holding the rickety bucket to anything. But also, a
roller coaster goes so fast you don't have time to
(15:31):
contemplate your death.
Speaker 2 (15:33):
But the rickety bucket you kind of stop every now
and then contemplate your deaf because and then every time
it stopped.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
Anyway, I hate them, and so I look, I will
go on them for the benefit of my loved ones,
who find it very funny how much I freak out
on them.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
Oh that's nice of you, like that. Just well, just.
Speaker 1 (15:54):
Approve it, Just approve it, because they're like, it can't
be that scary. And then I'm screaming up there.
Speaker 2 (16:01):
So you'll never ever go on one again after this.
Speaker 1 (16:04):
There was a low chance to begin with.
Speaker 2 (16:06):
Yeah, but you won't even do this like to make
your friends laugh. Now, you will never, I guarantee. So
there was an incident that took place in India where
there was a state fair and there was a thirteen the.
Speaker 1 (16:20):
Last ones because they're the pop up ones. Oh and
they're so old, been run by a twelve year old.
Speaker 2 (16:26):
Yeah. Well this girl was thirteen and she was riding
the rickety bucket. She fell out.
Speaker 1 (16:34):
What do you mean she fell out?
Speaker 2 (16:36):
Open up the link that I've sent you there and
then scroll down that one, that one that one watch
and describe what you're saying.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
I'm just saying as a girl and she's what what
is she there? What? Why she? Why was she outside
of it? Why she she's not in the she's not
in the rickety bucket. She's outside holding on to the
outside of the ferris will as it's moving. Why is
it still moving?
Speaker 2 (17:04):
Time turn the rickety Why is she there?
Speaker 1 (17:08):
She's dangling? She's just dangling? How how?
Speaker 2 (17:13):
How?
Speaker 1 (17:14):
How?
Speaker 2 (17:17):
Oh my god, the poor thing she she she will. Yeah.
So they kept it going because they couldn't figure out
how to get her off without moving her down, so
they had to drop drop.
Speaker 1 (17:31):
Oh thank god.
Speaker 2 (17:33):
So they had to eat.
Speaker 1 (17:34):
That was the most stressful thing where on air? Aren't
we sorry? Did I swear? Okay?
Speaker 2 (17:39):
Oh, I don't think so. They had to kind of
be screaming up at her to direct her and where
to put her weight so that she could hold on
to certain places. Then when her arms were getting heavy,
you know, and she was slipping, they had to move
it a bit so she could reweight herself so she
(18:00):
was within the the middle. Potentially we're wiring wheel. She's
in the wheel and she had to climb herself down
and they had to have it on and.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
And I again case and point rickety buckets in the sky.
Forget the botox. Don't worry about anti aging creams. Are
the crems that you've got? You use so many crams?
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Okay, well you're not in my bathroom, so you don't
actually know that.
Speaker 1 (18:34):
Am I right?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
What's lock?
Speaker 1 (18:41):
Well?
Speaker 2 (18:41):
For me?
Speaker 1 (18:42):
I have one moisturizer for my face.
Speaker 2 (18:44):
And ladies and gents who use fifteen products like me,
let me tell you, no one looks younger than this man.
So we're all wasting our time and money on all
the crems.
Speaker 1 (18:58):
I washed my face. Moistures are on and finished.
Speaker 2 (19:02):
You should put sunscreen on.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I do put the sunscreen on now too. Yes, yeah, yeah,
I've got that one that you told me. They don't
get m but I didn't get the fifteen that you
taught me to get. New researchers come out from a
university that suggests that if you travel, with all of
its mental and physical benefits, it might just be what
you need to keep those wrinkles away. Apparently, aging, while
(19:24):
it can't be stopped, it can be slowed down. Researcher
has found that it suggests that experiencing your cultures, languages,
and surroundings can kick your body into like a like
a care mode, improving your metabolism, even strengthening your immune system.
So when you travel, your body goes. I need to
do better.
Speaker 2 (19:43):
I'm young now, I'm free.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
Yes, I'm young, I'm fresh.
Speaker 2 (19:47):
Shun travels a lot and you don't have wrinkles. So cute.
Speaker 1 (19:53):
She also does botox. I did once, yeah, but still
a month, once a month. But you do travel a lot. Yeah,
and so is this why you're doing it? Or you're
doing it for the experiences? Are you doing it for
the youth?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Now there's more reason to Yeah, Oh, she doesn't need
any more reason.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
So apparently lounging on a tropical beach sipping cocktails could
boost your body's natural defense and healing system. Geez, And
it's not just about relaxation. Being active on holiday is
actually good too. So if you're hiking through forests strolling
along the beach, you can work wonders for your cardiovascular
health and muscle tone.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
Are you guys those type of travelers where when you
travel you're like, we've got to do these hikes and
see more of the place.
Speaker 1 (20:37):
Depends on what the holiday is, right, So is it
a holiday or is it a vacation?
Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well, they're the same thing.
Speaker 1 (20:43):
They're not.
Speaker 2 (20:44):
I don't know what you mean that.
Speaker 1 (20:46):
What so if you I can't remember which way. No
holiday is where you completely relax, right, No vacation is
so vacation is where you don't do anything, so you
go to swim up bar. Holiday is where you're like
doing stuff.
Speaker 2 (21:04):
Okay, Well, vacations and holiday the same thing. I don't
want to have that argument.
Speaker 1 (21:09):
But I do. Though we're only four minutes in the straight,
We've got plenty of time.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
It's been a year, guys, It's been the year of
twenty twenty four in case you're one, right, we're wrapping around,
we're knocking on twenty twenty five stoor and guess.
Speaker 1 (21:26):
What, guys, it's not going to be any better.
Speaker 2 (21:29):
It's the same thing different years, Isn't that what Sean
told us today?
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Yeah? That next year is gonna be rubbish? Or did
you tell us no?
Speaker 2 (21:37):
What do you mean her tarot card?
Speaker 1 (21:39):
No, the tarot card.
Speaker 2 (21:40):
Oh, the Nostra Dama. Yeah, Nostra damas. He made some
big calls and it's not looking good. Okay, But this
is what Australians searched this year on Google, the top
trending searchers overall in Australia, coming in at number ten.
Wheelchair tennis Paralympics. Okay, nine ticker tech marketplace.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
You should never buy tickets from a marketplace? Are you
kidding as well? Go? I'd run on Northbourne and play
tag with the cars. That's ridiculous.
Speaker 2 (22:13):
Number eight twenty World Cup, Number seven Copa America. I
don't know what that is. Number six connections. Do you
play connections? It's like a word game, right wordles Sean's
nodding her head. You know, I don't know word?
Speaker 1 (22:30):
You know, I don't know words. Do you play it? Shan, Yeah,
I play from Tougetown. Okay, we got it. You're smart.
Speaker 2 (22:36):
It was like everyone loved wordle and then this was
like the next thing. I guess. Number five Taylor Swift,
number five, Yeah, no, when you see what's coming up.
Number four Liam Payne.
Speaker 1 (22:50):
Oh wow, that really that's a lot considering. Yeah, you
know that's.
Speaker 2 (22:54):
Kind of recent. Number three euros.
Speaker 1 (22:58):
Just looking up eros. I guess it.
Speaker 2 (23:00):
Maybe people were going traveling. Maybe Number two Olympics tally
metal metal.
Speaker 1 (23:08):
Tally, Okay, that makes sense.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
And number one US election okay, yeah, oh, they've got
the top trending searchers for recipes.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Okay, give me, give me from.
Speaker 2 (23:21):
Five ups okay. Five is of people are sick. They zimpick.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
If you don't know what oat zen pick is, it's
a dumb and you should never do it. It's like
some you eat oats.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
It's say zimbia.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
It's dumb. That's so dumb.
Speaker 2 (23:44):
Number four Olympics chocolate muffins. Number three a porn star
martini okay, Number two cucumber salad, oh wow. And number
one Jamie Oliver air fryer.
Speaker 1 (23:57):
Are we putting him in the air? Frier, What goes
in there?
Speaker 3 (24:01):
Pineapple fans rejoice like his new Hawaiian burger range is
here for a limited time.
Speaker 1 (24:06):
One oh four seven,
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