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Speaker 1 (00:00):
Enjoy Maci's cherry right mcflurry, cheesy Jilipino pops and pineapples
Sunday for a limited time.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
Archaeologists have found something.
Speaker 3 (00:09):
What a hard pivot.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Archaeologists. Maybe one day they'll find that mackets in the ground,
but not today. They found something else. They have recovered.
There's something in Europe at a Roman era dig site.
Speaker 3 (00:26):
Isn't that crazy that people just around the world they're
just digging out there every day. Yeah, Like I dig
holes here all the time, but they're metaphorically, they're not physical.
Speaker 2 (00:38):
I wouldn't be digging holes out the back in our
car parks.
Speaker 3 (00:42):
Ah, the bodies of announcers passed.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
They're digging holes in Europe and they're finding stuff. And
this time they found spoon like objects.
Speaker 3 (00:55):
What do you mean, spoon like? It's either a spoon
or it's not.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
I did spoon their tiny spoon And they have made
a decision that these spoons were for.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
Drugs like cooking. Yeah, what the barbarians were apparently getting
a little help from stimulants before they went to battle.
Speaker 3 (01:22):
Wait, so were we used We weren't using spoons to eat,
but we were using spoons.
Speaker 2 (01:27):
Sure that this is the.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Right if there were drugs on the spoons, and.
Speaker 1 (01:34):
I don't know if there would be remnants of drugs spoons,
but that's it.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
That feels like a stretch.
Speaker 1 (01:44):
They've said that there was two hundred and forty one
small objects excavated from one hundred and sixteen archaeological sites.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
And that the barbarians are we using the spoons for
the drugs.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
So nervous.
Speaker 1 (02:05):
No, I didn't do it, Judge jury, I didn't do it.
I'm not a barbarian.
Speaker 3 (02:09):
No, I just like, we can't what if it was
just like a nun who liked collecting spoons.
Speaker 2 (02:15):
Spoons she went on tour and she's.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Got like a wooden board.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
I love that. I don't get one of these. And
she could be like, this is the barbarian drug spoon
from Europe.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Well, she's getting pretty loose in her old age. But
I don't reckon she's getting meth spoon. Raygun is now
the most un Australian. I said it here first, so
you don't know Raygun. Rachel Raygun, who was in the
freestyle break dance break dance in the Olympics. In the
(02:54):
Paris Olympics, she.
Speaker 2 (02:55):
Was our person to represent was.
Speaker 3 (02:58):
Yep, she was she and she did something.
Speaker 1 (03:02):
She did that, she did it and on a technicality
she was the best because she'd won.
Speaker 3 (03:10):
Heaps, like she was the national champion here in Australia
and break.
Speaker 2 (03:14):
Dancing's not coming back to the Olympics in four years.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
But apparently that's not on her personal last time. It's
not on her. There was meant to be a musical
that was made by an Aussie comedian called Steph Broadbridge.
Unfortunately the musical has been canceled. It was meant to
be one of those joke musicals that was meant to
make fun of a situation, kind of like Warning and
(03:37):
the diuretics and all the scandals that he had. There
was a shamee Warn the musical. It was quite funny.
Reygan unfortunately not taking it like Warning, not taking it
as very like, oh well, we're Australians, we will take
a piss.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
Yeah, that's fine, no worries.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
That's kind of like the favorite pastime, yeah, is to
have it's taken out of us and take the piss.
Speaker 2 (04:00):
If you don't take the piece out of your friends,
are you really friends? I don't know if you are,
do you know? What I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
Yeah, I agree with that, and obviously I would have
you heard the show. This is what the comedian had
to say.
Speaker 4 (04:12):
Raygun's lawyers got in touch with the venue and threatened
legal actions. So we will be refunding everyone their ten dollars,
her lawyer's trademarks, my poster, which is flattering. I hope
they do something fun with that. And they were also
worried that I was damaging her brand, which I would
never She doesn't need me to do that anyway, the
(04:33):
concerns of Raygun's lawyers, I will be changing the name
of the character to rey Gun with an Eye, So
I hope that fixes everyone's concerns.
Speaker 2 (04:45):
Oh, she's quite funny. I hope.
Speaker 1 (04:47):
I hope that people really sell out all of her upcoming.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
Showhy would you go? That's good stuff?
Speaker 1 (04:55):
God, Raygun is making yourself so unmarkable, so unlikable.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Come on for yourself now, you've got to I get it.
Speaker 3 (05:02):
Look the backlash from worldwide people like sending you things
on the Internet, I get it. But if you're the
type of person who's going to put themselves out there
on the world stage of the Olympics, you have to
be prepared for things to go wrong and for you
to fail, Like failure is a huge part of the Olympics.
We see all the winds, but obviously there's more people
(05:22):
who fail than succeed. And I just don't understand how
you can't be like a true Sralian and just cop
it on the chin. Yeah, and this is a fun thing.
This is not They're not trying to be mean. No,
this is people just going let's do some make some comedy.
Speaker 1 (05:37):
You went to the Olympics for break dancing, like you
had to know that there were going to be jokes.
Speaker 3 (05:44):
And it was the first year that it was on. Yeh.
Couples do things to prove their love to one another.
Speaker 2 (05:54):
Yes, like Bobby and I.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
Yes, my husband.
Speaker 2 (05:57):
We sit on opposite ends of the couch and give
it each other's space.
Speaker 3 (06:02):
So romantic. Yeah, you don't cut a lever.
Speaker 2 (06:07):
On the counch.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah no, I said that as if it happens in
the bed, it doesn't happen.
Speaker 3 (06:14):
Well, I'm hoping because your husband loves tats or has
done in the past, he's tattered, right, He's got some
great tattoosat like, really great work done. Like none of
them are too dodgy. Okay, the summer a dodgy. The
tops of his feet, okay, right, the ones on the arms,
they're very good.
Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah, they're good.
Speaker 3 (06:35):
The tops of his face.
Speaker 2 (06:36):
Yeah, he bought a tattoo gun on eBay once.
Speaker 3 (06:39):
Yeah. Still, thank god. Couples are doing something that is
perplexing to me. I'm not sure why. I'm gonna play
you this video, okay, um, and you can explain to
people what's happening.
Speaker 2 (06:59):
All right, because it trend.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
This is a trend I haven't seen.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
It hasn't come up on my Yeah.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
Because when I said, when I said through this morning,
I said to Sean, like, have you seen this? And
she just nodded, she said yeah. I was like, okay, right,
she's chronically online. So here it is. Can you read everyone?
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Oh girlfriend, bite mark tattoo no.
Speaker 3 (07:28):
M right now. And then they go and put where
the bite marks are and that's the finish. That's the
finished product, thoughts. So it's just your partner is going
to bite you. Yeah, and then they're going to tattoo
over the BikeE mark. So you're permanently bitten.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
Bitten, yeah, by bitten by love.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
You could say, yes, I love bite.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
But love bites don't look like that.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What do love bites look?
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Well? Love bites a hickey? Oh?
Speaker 2 (08:05):
Oh okay? That I imagine if you got them to
give you a hickey and then tattooed the.
Speaker 3 (08:10):
Hickey a permanent hickey. Yeah, it's the inspiration for that. Yeah,
Barry gave me a hickey and we just thought, let's
fill that back.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
There is a former Greens politician and Renter's advocate that
has released a hip hop song. It has taken aim.
Speaker 3 (08:25):
There was a lot of words there to process. Yeah, okay, okay,
So someone.
Speaker 2 (08:31):
Was a Greens Green's politician.
Speaker 3 (08:33):
Politician, yes, and then.
Speaker 2 (08:35):
And now they're a renterer's advocate and.
Speaker 3 (08:36):
Now they're an advocate for renters okay, and now a
rap artist.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Yeah I guess.
Speaker 1 (08:43):
Okay, don't loose term artist. He's taken aim at greedy
landlords and real estate agents.
Speaker 3 (08:52):
Okay, I agree.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
He was a Brisbane City councilor from twenty sixteen to
twenty twenty three and a law mayor candidate in this
year's election.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
And he's done.
Speaker 1 (09:05):
A song and it's called Notice to Leave, And I
just think leave rapping to the rappers.
Speaker 2 (09:13):
But let's have a listen, do we have to.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
It's going to make me feel so uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (09:17):
That's what we do on this show. We make people
feel uncomfortable.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
Put that on the bus. I'm playing off your bitch.
The lords drops the lesson. You retire and ain't self funded, mate,
it's funded by your tennis tents in the park. And
how's it sitting a better the rent stone? Because we
ain't going to riot. If you keep jacking up, we're
going to burn down the real estate. If you keep
jacking up, we're going to burn it down. If you
(09:44):
keep jacking up, we're going.
Speaker 1 (09:46):
To burn.
Speaker 3 (09:49):
If you keep jacking up. Okay, there's a lot of
chat about burning down the real estate, and I don't know,
it's not a good look for it. Well, especially if
like someone burnt down a real estate agent and was like, well,
well he the renter's advocate told me to.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
He said.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
The lyrics are not a policy statement or legislative proposal.
Speaker 2 (10:13):
There's simply a.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
Reflection, well a proposal is burnt down.
Speaker 1 (10:17):
There's simply a reflection of growing frustration in our communities
where thousands of renters are becoming desperate. Ah yeah, so
what do we think we're voting for him?
Speaker 3 (10:29):
I'm worried to say.
Speaker 2 (10:30):
No, well, because he might burn down.
Speaker 3 (10:35):
I just pivot.
Speaker 1 (10:36):
The people are saying this slaps great work, mate, I
don't think.
Speaker 2 (10:43):
I think do some real work.
Speaker 3 (10:45):
Look that's it, mate, she lives in Carwell.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
I'm an owner.
Speaker 3 (10:56):
You were a landlord for a little while.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
So we love a spillage on this show.
Speaker 3 (11:03):
I love as long as no one gets hurt when
there's just a small, little accident and things get spilt
across the road. Watermelons, good one.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
It's generally a big truck.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Carrying something to you know, its final destination, whether it be.
Speaker 3 (11:17):
Don't say final, a bunch of logs, three wind screen.
Speaker 1 (11:25):
So it's usually a truck, a large truck that may
collide with something or take a turn.
Speaker 3 (11:33):
Tip over, a lot of tipping over, a lot.
Speaker 2 (11:34):
Of tipping over.
Speaker 1 (11:35):
And like you said, watermelons, we've had beer before, we've
had beer.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
We've also had fish. Like a truck that was full
of fish and it tipped over, and all the fish
went into the river, not the river that they were
meant to go.
Speaker 2 (11:48):
But were they alive?
Speaker 3 (11:49):
Some of them didn't make them, some did. That's just
the life of a fish.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
The life of anyone, really.
Speaker 3 (11:56):
That's true. I had a real I had a real
hankering for fish and chips on the weekend.
Speaker 2 (12:01):
Did you get something?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:02):
I just where where's good in Canberra?
Speaker 4 (12:08):
No?
Speaker 3 (12:08):
I don't call right now, but just like messages for
one triple seven one O four seven, like I want
fresh fish. It's touff.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
We are pretty far from the coast.
Speaker 3 (12:16):
Well. People will just tell you it's that in two hours.
Speaker 2 (12:19):
Some of them will tell you it's only an hour
and a half.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
Feeding and breaking. A lot of that's a true. I
don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:29):
This is the worst village I've ever seen in my life.
Speaker 3 (12:32):
This is everyone's safe though.
Speaker 2 (12:34):
Everyone's fine. My heart's not. It's not whine. This is worse,
I reckon for me than wine. Oh my god, big call.
It's one of the top two then, so you know.
Speaker 3 (12:52):
It's chocolate, Oh my god, devastating. Which brand do you know?
Just I don't know, nondescript chalky.
Speaker 1 (13:01):
It's in the US, so it's obviously not as good
as what we have here in Australia, because famously we
have better chocolate.
Speaker 3 (13:07):
That's funny because when people from the UK and the
US come here, they say, what's wrong with our chocolate.
Speaker 2 (13:12):
No, UK and our chocolate is pretty similar.
Speaker 3 (13:15):
No, it's different. Those pummies they come here and they say.
Speaker 2 (13:18):
Am Americans think we have better chocolate than them.
Speaker 3 (13:21):
I don't think that's true.
Speaker 2 (13:22):
That is true, That is true. They love cadbury they
call it Cadbury's. Anyway. The blaze, there was a blaze
in this truck.
Speaker 1 (13:34):
Oh no, and all of this thirty to forty pounds
of chocolate melted and burned out of the truck over
the roast.
Speaker 3 (13:44):
Was it like like your dream of like a chocolate fountain,
like just overspilling this melting show?
Speaker 2 (13:52):
And because that sounds amazing, doesn't it?
Speaker 1 (13:54):
Because I would have jumped down to my car and
I would have stood under it and opened my mouth
and let it rained on me.
Speaker 3 (14:00):
Have you do you have a chocolate fountain?
Speaker 1 (14:02):
You would have no, but we had. We did dabble
in a chocolate fountain in my youth. Um mum, got one.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
They never work as good as you think they're gonna
They don't. They sort of dribble out.
Speaker 3 (14:14):
Yeah, and after a while it's a bit.
Speaker 1 (14:17):
Oh yeah yeah. But even I can I can attest
to it being too sickly.
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Wow, Yeah, there is a line. Guys, we found it.
Speaker 2 (14:26):
It's a chocolate fountain.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
But I still would have tested this, Like if the
chocolate poured out of the truck like a fountain, I.
Speaker 2 (14:33):
Would have done the civil duty.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Today, not help put the fire out.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
But no, well I would have got marshmallows.
Speaker 3 (14:40):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, and yourself a little small, got a
little cracker. That is a sad day, and you reckon
it's worse than wine for you.
Speaker 2 (14:47):
I think so, I think Friday courts. You disagree, Yeah,
it is.
Speaker 3 (14:52):
It's a Monday Monday course. Chocolate's my favorite, but Thursday
or Friday court to be like, No, Wine's definitely way
up there. So an a win tour. We know her.
She is the one that Devil wes Prata was made about.
The whole movie.
Speaker 2 (15:11):
Vogue editor in she yes, yeah, she's still yeah, she is. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (15:15):
She's held the role since nineteen eighty eight.
Speaker 1 (15:18):
WHOA, I didn't realize she's had it since eighty eight.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
She's done an interview with BBC Online and they've asked
her a question which I would I don't know if
i'd be brave enough to ask. She scares me.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
Oh yeah, she's intimidating she's still with Bill Night.
Speaker 3 (15:38):
I think they asked him to you, did you not
know the couple?
Speaker 2 (15:43):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (15:43):
I know a scandalo is it?
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Although I do think there was a bit of a
weird crossover with the other relationship.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
Okay, well I don't know about that, but I just
think it's like when you're older and you're still finding love.
I think that's like, what a scandal some of my
name got a boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (16:00):
Seventy funny hearing NaN's boyfriend. Strange term.
Speaker 3 (16:05):
Anyway, they asked a question, and I would never ask
this question. I'm not brave enough. They did say, why
do you wear dark sunglasses everywhere? Because if you don't
know Anna Winter, she has a very fierce.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Fierce bob with the front fringe that's gray, yes.
Speaker 3 (16:23):
And black, some big glasses, always big sonnies on. She said,
they helped me see and they helped me not see.
Speaker 2 (16:32):
Oh is that I don't know.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
They helped me be seen and not be seen. She says,
they're a prop.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
Is this like when I always have glasses on. If
we're doing an outside broadcast and we're outside, I like
to keep my sonnies on because it's like a shield
from the world.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
We're at Westfield on.
Speaker 2 (16:55):
No I know, and I couldn't wear them inside because.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
It says you do. So I think she does it
because she This is how I read it, right. They
helped me see and they helped me not see. So
I think it helps her look at people without other
people clocking that she's looking at them, because she's probably
looking and judging all the passions, yes, and their choices.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
But you, I would expect that if Anna win Winter.
Speaker 3 (17:24):
I don't know if you have to roll.
Speaker 2 (17:25):
I don't know why, but every time I say her name,
I feel like.
Speaker 1 (17:29):
If she if she was walking down the street next
to me, I'd expect her to be judging me.
Speaker 2 (17:35):
And my clothes choices.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
And how would you feel about that, oh?
Speaker 2 (17:40):
Judged? Like just like right now, are you.
Speaker 3 (17:42):
Currently wearing the tennis skirt that you bought the other day?
That's not for tennis.
Speaker 2 (17:48):
I'm not currently that.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
No, I haven't decided what top I can put with
it without it?
Speaker 3 (17:52):
Well, not a white one, because people are going to
expect you to have a racket in your hand. I
didn't know. I didn't know that this happened to you.
Over the weekend, I saw this headline and I thought,
I thought Cords didn't message me and let me know
that this had happened. The oldest known bird in the.
Speaker 2 (18:15):
World in the war tweet tweet.
Speaker 3 (18:22):
Has laid an egg. Still opulating, Yeah, what's her first?
Speaker 2 (18:29):
We're talking about a woman or a.
Speaker 3 (18:30):
Bird, an actual bird. Well, I'm assuming because US wildlife
officials were a part of this, so you would assume
they're not following your life. And also we made sure
that your husband can't do that anymore.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
Wiv I was a part of the agreement.
Speaker 3 (18:48):
It was her first in four years, so she took
a little break off from having kids. It's a long
winged seabird. The seabird's name is Wisdom. It's a Laysan albatross.
Lost year lost, Ya, what's happened?
Speaker 1 (19:12):
Wisdom?
Speaker 2 (19:12):
Sounds like she moonlights and fish we go Friday night.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
You know, it's not her birth name. Her name was
Karen and she goes by Wisdom when she works, so
people can't find her on Facebook later on. Now she's
the oldest known alive bird, while bird, and she's seventy
four just as well. I don't know what.
Speaker 2 (19:39):
Yeah, I have never really thought about how long birds live.
Speaker 3 (19:42):
Yeah, is this normal. I don't know. This is her
sixtieth egg. This is my question. I don't know. I
don't know. I guess they tagged them and obviously keep
track of them.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Someone tagged her years ago.
Speaker 3 (20:00):
Yeah, Wow, she'd not been seen for several years.
Speaker 2 (20:05):
Well, flapping about, twirling around some poles.
Speaker 3 (20:11):
Well, I don't know about that. With her wings, I.
Speaker 1 (20:14):
Know, no, with her with her claws, her little claws feet. Okay,
well then and then she'd just like her wings would
fly back.
Speaker 3 (20:24):
You've thought way too much about this. So she was
she was first tagged? Is it a when she was
a dobbert in nineteen fifty six. Wow, she's raised thirty
chicks on her own.
Speaker 2 (20:38):
We call them girls now.
Speaker 3 (20:42):
Well, clearly not the US wildlife. It's a lot of
chicks to raise.
Speaker 2 (20:47):
There's a lot of chicks.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
God, the hormones, Oh could you imagine? And then if
they're all living in the same house.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
Oh no, And then none of them are talking to teenagers.
Speaker 3 (20:55):
For each other. Fineapples, rejoice.
Speaker 1 (21:00):
The Weinberger range is here for a limited times one
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