100 Billboards Outside Our Reach

• What did you find in your food?
• Will & Woody's Impossible Mission
• 100 Billboards 
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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.

Speaker 1 (00:08):
Let's cross over to Roam for a little bit of
Pope Watch. Why from Vatican City? Which cardinal will they choose?
It's Pope Watch. They're all locked in there.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
There's live stream, isn't there? So you can watch it live?

Speaker 1 (00:28):
We can, it's just on the chimney. I think you
just see the which watch smoke. You're not not watching
anything live. And we covered this off yesterday. It's a
lock in for the boys. It's two hundred of them
minus the eighty year olds who aren't allowed to this,
about one hundred and one hundred and thirty three who
are voting, which is the largest conclave ever.

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I tuned in today a few seagulls to watch. They're right,
that's what it's become.

Speaker 3 (00:47):
Has become hashtag conclave seagulls. Effectively, the live stream is
just a family of seagulls that are just sitting there
watching the chimney.

Speaker 1 (00:54):
Oh they're under their internet as well. Girls care it
really is. It's their pope too, mate, No do so
black signal today, black smoke signal.

Speaker 3 (01:03):
So they forget the fact that they didn't they didn't
figure it out.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
No Pope and as we discussed yesterday. If you were
at a lock in with one hundred of your best
mates in the Sistine Chapel and you just rigged up
the Mario cart machine and you had the best pizzas
in Italy getting delivered to you probably every hour on
the hour. And let's face it, they're going for that.
Of course, you're not putting out the white smoke today.

Speaker 2 (01:26):
They're fudging their results a bit.

Speaker 1 (01:29):
The Donkey votes for days. There's no way everyone's putting
it anyone's because they need a two third majority as well.

Speaker 3 (01:35):
Yeah, vote one, John Claude van Dam stop digging around, guys.

Speaker 2 (01:41):
He's not a cardinal. So has it got to be
one of them in there? Sorry? Are they electing one
of them?

Speaker 1 (01:45):
That's the idea. Welcome?

Speaker 2 (01:49):
Are they pitching their wars?

Speaker 3 (01:50):
So in there they're going like actually trying to or
they going like next one to win Mario card.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Lockfought battle. Whoever?

Speaker 3 (02:05):
Imagine that's a live stream four cardinals taking themselves on.

Speaker 1 (02:11):
Epic epic. Oh yeah, that is awesome. I love that.
So they're all in there, and I joked before about
the pizza, but they actually do eat pretty bloody well
in there. Oh, very very well, it's actually quite contentious.
So historically I find this fascinating. So historically they had

(02:32):
to be really really careful because it used to be
quite a political appointment. Whoever's in the pope is pretty
much in charge of Europe, right, so they're going to
be really careful about, for example, people getting messages into them.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
What would be a damaging message message to receive in there?

Speaker 1 (02:47):
Damagingsia? Yeah, Well, for example, if the giving them any
knowledge of outside. You know, France has just invaded Italy
by the way, so don't choose a French pope. They're
going to have too much political sway, So that sort
of thing, right, So so that man that all the
food that went into the Sistine Chapel during conclave couldn't

(03:12):
be food that you could put a message in. Pig
no ravioli, no closed pies, no whole chickens.

Speaker 2 (03:20):
What's an open pie?

Speaker 1 (03:22):
So you can open open? You can have an open
pot pie?

Speaker 2 (03:25):
Open you you haven't had.

Speaker 1 (03:28):
A pot pie before? You can't.

Speaker 2 (03:32):
Could you put a message in a burger?

Speaker 3 (03:33):
Well, you probably could get a message burgers in the
twelve hundreds open sandwich?

Speaker 2 (03:38):
Play on, So did you put a lid on that sandwich.
No way. It is a bit interesting because most of
you can meddle.

Speaker 1 (03:47):
With but yeah, you're probably But back in the day,
of course, this isn't like you know, these days you
can put a little bit of a little bit of
paper in a in anything, but back then it's a
whole parchment. You'd be shoving a scroll up the chickens
ass like that's why, like you need right, that's the
whole gotcha. I don't know why the Ravioli was banned,
but anyway.

Speaker 3 (04:04):
That's a pretty Maybe Ravioli was bigger back in the day.
It could have been almost like a canaloni. Yeah, it'd
easily get a message like one of those.

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Yeah maybe, yeah exactly, because you can put you can
put it in the custard. Look, these days they're less
worried about the messaging, but they still are concerned about
poison for example, you know, because if you get poisonous
food in there, you know, you can knock off the
Catholic Church. There's a lot of people still have the
Catholic Church.

Speaker 2 (04:29):
You can put it poison in anything, though, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,
I know that that's hard to stop.

Speaker 1 (04:36):
So they've got to be cares. They've got to be
careful about who the food suppliers are, so they've got
to be vetted before they go in. If you are
a food supplier, then you're kind of like you get
us on an NDA about what you've seen because they're
all in there playing to get You can't tell the
world that. But I do want to focus back on this,

(04:56):
this idea about putting a message in food, because that
has happen and in conclaves in the past, where they
managed to sneak a message a note in an open
pot pile or whatever it was they managed to get
in there. In the Schnitzelberger. However, they got the message
in there. I'm sure there are lots of people listening
right now who have found pretty ridiculous.

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Things in their food.

Speaker 1 (05:16):
Message messages can be a message. I mean, I you've
got a message in your food, I'd love to take
that call. Thirteen one and sixty five is the phone number, though,
But what else have you got in your food? Before?

Speaker 3 (05:25):
I did contemplate putting the engagement ring in.

Speaker 1 (05:30):
Oh yeah, that's a bit and look not original either,
So don't all with that because we've heard those stories.
So thirteen one and six five?

Speaker 2 (05:37):
Stop talking?

Speaker 1 (05:40):
What did you What did you find in your food?
Don't bore me with engagement ring and now engagement rings
unless you choked on it and died.

Speaker 2 (05:49):
Oh they got death. But if you have to beated
like a maneuver, if that was applied.

Speaker 1 (05:54):
We'd take it. Take thirteen one and sixty five. What
did you find in your food? Message would be huge.

Speaker 2 (05:59):
Is just like a block of showers as well. They
just hit the post. Folks.

Speaker 1 (06:03):
They all have their own ship. I think, really good point.
They all got there quarters I was reading before that
there's still they some of them still have chamber pots.
Pretty wild.

Speaker 2 (06:14):
Oh yeah, it's got to Lorraine here.

Speaker 3 (06:17):
Hey, hey, well wants to know what you found in
your food?

Speaker 1 (06:23):
We should mention that we just got the chamber pots. No, no, no,
so so they heavily monitor the food that used to go.
It still goes into the Systein travel just in case
somebody slipped a message into the food. So no ravioli.
Closed pies. Open pies we found out are allowed.

Speaker 2 (06:39):
Totally fine.

Speaker 3 (06:40):
Hold chickens, yeah that's all not allowed. Whole pig though,
surely that's not anyway. Lorraine, what what did you find?

Speaker 2 (06:46):
In your food.

Speaker 4 (06:47):
So we were on our honeymoon. Fig they pulled half
a tinner beer out for my new husband. When he
pulls the last bit out and there's a whole half
of a mosquito coil that drops into the beer that
he's drunk.

Speaker 2 (07:02):
So he called them over.

Speaker 4 (07:02):
It's like, ah, what is this? Why is this in
the beer?

Speaker 5 (07:05):
I've drunk half of it?

Speaker 4 (07:07):
And I said, oh, down at the factory, you know,
there's lots of nossies. They burnt boys that must have
fallen into.

Speaker 1 (07:13):
Wow.

Speaker 4 (07:14):
Needless to say, he didn't get.

Speaker 1 (07:16):
Bitten by the love that Love that with a pre
prepared punchline, I love that six five aron?

Speaker 6 (07:29):
Hi, how are you so well?

Speaker 1 (07:31):
Would you find your food?

Speaker 6 (07:33):
A sponge? A cleaning sponge inside a baked mud cake?

Speaker 3 (07:40):
Oh so like regulation sized sponge, like huge sponge.

Speaker 6 (07:45):
Like a regulation sized kitchen sponge. I couldn't actually cut
the mud cake. I put the knife while I'm thinking
what is going on?

Speaker 1 (07:57):
Cut it?

Speaker 6 (07:58):
And I had to quiet. I don't know what are
used for rob the dish sponge.

Speaker 1 (08:03):
Storeboard cake bron.

Speaker 6 (08:06):
Yes one it was from a bakery.

Speaker 1 (08:08):
Did you call them afterwards?

Speaker 6 (08:10):
I actually I had to really put it together, take
it back? Oh would you like a replacement?

Speaker 2 (08:18):
No?

Speaker 6 (08:18):
No, no, no, no no, I just want my money back.
Are you sure we give you another one?

Speaker 5 (08:22):
And I thank you.

Speaker 6 (08:23):
I don't want another sponge.

Speaker 2 (08:26):
A mud not a sponge cab? Is that next time
you tell that story?

Speaker 4 (08:32):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (08:32):
They didn't come out just sitting there, wasn't it really was, Christie?

Speaker 1 (08:36):
Uh yeah, christ your eyes light up.

Speaker 2 (08:41):
Joke here christ Christie.

Speaker 1 (08:43):
Talking out what you found in your food?

Speaker 7 (08:45):
Did you find a hand handheld hackel hacke, Yes, and
a big mud cake that was for me?

Speaker 4 (08:55):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (08:56):
Well that was my friends.

Speaker 7 (08:58):
We were in lockdown during COVID and I couldn't go out,
so they brought around to.

Speaker 4 (09:02):
Be roasts and this big cake.

Speaker 7 (09:06):
And when I came into it, I'm like, okay, there's
something not right right here. And I pulled out a
hats or with the notes saying if you need to escape,
please use.

Speaker 1 (09:13):
So very funny. It's a gag. They were trying to
kill you. I thought that, I hope not.

Speaker 3 (09:21):
I thought it had been like sent you the wrong
cake and that cake was meant to go to That
would have.

Speaker 1 (09:25):
Been see, that would have been a great story. Good
notes for Christy as well. There.

Speaker 2 (09:33):
Next time you tell that story, absolutely.

Speaker 1 (09:35):
You bought a cake. Turns out that cake was also
that company was the cake supplier for this prison.

Speaker 2 (09:41):
This prisons a bit of a Shawshank Redemption mane.

Speaker 3 (09:43):
Wow, did they do anything with cakes in Shawshank Redemption?

Speaker 2 (09:47):
Use cakes? Utilized cakes?

Speaker 1 (09:48):
No know of Carla.

Speaker 2 (09:51):
It seems they do though a lot like prison prisoners
use cakes. It's a bit of a go to put
the cities in the cake.

Speaker 1 (09:57):
You haven't named one yet. Carla's call on Thurday when
I sixty five, Karla, Hello, you found something in your
ice cream?

Speaker 5 (10:05):
I did set the scene. It's the eighties, mister WHIOPI
pulls up. I run out and go and get my
mister Whippy. He takes off. I'm halfway through and I
find something and I feel something in my mouth. I'll
pull it out. It's a long, nicotine stained fingernail.

Speaker 1 (10:23):
Oh. Next week, someone went one hundred thousand dollars as impossible.

Speaker 3 (10:42):
Every mission has led to this mission impossible.

Speaker 2 (10:47):
The final Reckoning In Cinemas May seventeen, William wooded some
peg here your time starts now.

Speaker 1 (10:56):
Love that? Hey all you gonna do here? Guys, is
watch us do an impossib mission on our socials instagram
TikTok will and would he answer a question about that mission?
You go in the drawer to win one hundred Grand've
already put one person in the drawer Kelsey yesterday. Two
more finalist spots remain Woods absolutely one in three chants
at one hundred thousand dollars, and I think we are

(11:18):
ready to play everybody the second mission right now.

Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, that's right.

Speaker 3 (11:23):
Our mission was to diffuse a bomb classics classic bit.
I mean it's in every mission impossible, there's always a
bomb and it needs to be diffused. So that was
our mission. Obviously it wasn't a real bomb, that'd be
too hectic.

Speaker 1 (11:37):
No no, no, no, no, no. It was the Liberal Party
actually political year. Everyone that Georgia loved that, but no,
not a real bomb.

Speaker 3 (11:48):
And punishment though if we didn't diffuse the bomb successfully
was to be covered in a cold sludge.

Speaker 1 (11:57):
Yeah, legitimately, which was suspended in like a wheely bins
full of sludge. They couldn't just you know a bit
of slat, you know, splashes with us. It was a
full wheely bin full of sludge hovering over our heads.

Speaker 2 (12:08):
You know, but maybe we diffused it successfully. Have a listen,
Will and Woody sun Peg here mission to the classic
bomb diffusion. You've got a bomb. It's in a room.
It's ticking.

Speaker 1 (12:20):
Your mission is to.

Speaker 2 (12:21):
Diffuse the bomb before the time goes off.

Speaker 7 (12:23):
Failure.

Speaker 2 (12:24):
We're gonna have very messy passpaces the time starts.

Speaker 1 (12:29):
So would you open the case? And I opened the
Bomb Diffusion Manual.

Speaker 3 (12:33):
Five modules, each with a different code and fifteen minutes
counting down.

Speaker 1 (12:37):
Don't try and guess the code. We only get five
guesses at the code. I think you should go to
the keypad module. It looks like a phone.

Speaker 3 (12:43):
Yep.

Speaker 2 (12:43):
It says stop duck hold one out of three on it.

Speaker 1 (12:46):
And after several minutes of this, could you type in
nine yep, A nine A two yep, C yep. You've
put the C in there as well. Yep. I didn't
hear that you put the sne there.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
But it's nine to a toos.

Speaker 1 (13:02):
There that we finally solved. The module that looked like
a phone seven yeah, C yeah, eight has twelve minutes
laft oh green baby, let's keep going, okay, morse message
module yep, yep, there's a knob there, twisty knob, yeah,
twist knob. Twist the knob to the left or the
right changes the digit.

Speaker 5 (13:21):
Yep.

Speaker 1 (13:21):
Do you know how to do morse code?

Speaker 8 (13:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (13:23):
Of course you know.

Speaker 1 (13:24):
It's dots and dashes.

Speaker 2 (13:25):
Yeah, yeah, baby.

Speaker 3 (13:28):
I may have lied about my credentials because I yelled
out morse code for another five minutes.

Speaker 2 (13:37):
No boo, we're off. What's that?

Speaker 1 (13:48):
I don't know. I just dont from the start.

Speaker 2 (13:50):
Okay, I don't know who that is.

Speaker 1 (13:52):
Okay, poo boo, it's time ticked away. We were getting
desperate standing.

Speaker 2 (14:04):
Failed. Oh you freakham it's broken.

Speaker 1 (14:12):
Don't do that.

Speaker 2 (14:12):
What happened to?

Speaker 1 (14:14):
Don't know that?

Speaker 8 (14:17):
Sorry?

Speaker 1 (14:17):
I tried to give it.

Speaker 9 (14:20):
We lost, and the slime rained down from above, very cold,

(14:41):
very cold.

Speaker 2 (14:46):
That was awful that that was not acting.

Speaker 3 (14:48):
You're mere great actors, but but we were genuinely called
and uncomfortable.

Speaker 1 (14:52):
There and completely nerd, as you'll say on the video
Instagram TikTok will and muddy.

Speaker 3 (14:56):
Yep, and I want to remind everyone that yes, the
slime is very very cold. Now onto the question that
you guys need to answer. Oh yes, get along too.
The win page Willimwoody dot com. If you can answer
this question successfully, yes, and you could go in the
running to be a one in three chance of beteen
one hundred thousand dollars.

Speaker 2 (15:14):
The question is what color is the slime? Now, no,
you're thinking, how are you thinking? Oh you've you've bastards.
I only heard it. How do I see it?

Speaker 3 (15:23):
Well, get alongto our Instagram or our TikTok Will and Woody.

Speaker 2 (15:28):
You will see the color of the slime. Yes, you
can get involved.

Speaker 1 (15:31):
Then you get involved, I mean, then you could win
one hundred thousand dollars. That's more than getting involved. Then
you're in like Flynn.

Speaker 2 (15:37):
Yes, you are very rich. Flynn rich Flynn.

Speaker 1 (15:41):
Go and check it out Instagram, TikTok, Will and Woody,
What color is the slime in the video? Answer that
question at Willamwoody dot com and you go on the
joy to win one hundred grand Two more spots available
for that grand prize. We'll put another person in tomorrow
next week.

Speaker 9 (15:59):
Next week.

Speaker 3 (16:03):
I've done a huge business deal will to get us
on a hundred billboards nationally.

Speaker 2 (16:10):
What have you got here? Where's your audio?

Speaker 5 (16:13):
Let's get down, Let's get down.

Speaker 3 (16:17):
And that's on you Tom, You were talking about tasting
your eye drops during the song.

Speaker 2 (16:21):
You should have been prepping the audio. I'm sorry to
do it to you. I'm sorry to do it.

Speaker 5 (16:26):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (16:27):
Wow, he's in legal business made. I'm sorry business you
put in the eye drop chat that was lethal. Wow.
I just through.

Speaker 2 (16:40):
You brought up you can't close your eyes while sneezing.
The chat during the song was horrific. Sat and signs.
I couldn't believe it anyway, dam I couldn't believe it.

Speaker 1 (16:54):
Your chat.

Speaker 2 (16:56):
No, no, no, no, no, no quite Seriously, we are
going to be on one hundred billboards nationally. I showed
you a billboard yesterday.

Speaker 3 (17:04):
I should mention the company that we currently work for,
they don't put us on billboards. It's not part of
the strategy to be promoting this show on billboards.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
We're on board, We're on their team one hundred percent,
So why would you promote us exactly?

Speaker 2 (17:19):
What's the point we're doing? Fine?

Speaker 3 (17:21):
So I had the idea of approaching other companies to
be put on their billboards. So the cell was you
can put our faces on your billboard. So Globbird Energy
were like absolutely one hundred percent.

Speaker 1 (17:33):
Yeah, and I like the name you used as well,
the billboard bomb.

Speaker 3 (17:36):
Billboard bombing, Yeah, just like photo bombing, right, we sneak
onto other people's billboards. So we are going to be
on one hundred billboards nationally. I showed you a proto
type yesterday.

Speaker 2 (17:46):
You were kind of covered by globbird stuff, completely.

Speaker 1 (17:49):
Covered, so I completely covered. The only you think you
could see it was my snail.

Speaker 2 (17:52):
Trail, yeah, which I thought was a seller.

Speaker 1 (17:54):
And then it's just you all shirt off, in your hands,
down your pants.

Speaker 3 (17:58):
It was it was for me anyway, a lot of
negativity and tracking. We did it to a few focus groups.

Speaker 1 (18:03):
No one do we hand it out do we?

Speaker 2 (18:05):
Well, just around the office, and no one liked it.
So I think we need a new idea.

Speaker 3 (18:09):
So thirteen one oh sixty five is the number I'm
just so keen to hear from you guys.

Speaker 2 (18:14):
Like you guys out there in your cars right now,
you're always driving past billboards.

Speaker 3 (18:19):
What kind of thing would capture attention? What would you
want Will and I doing on a billboard?

Speaker 2 (18:26):
Right?

Speaker 3 (18:26):
And like I'm always okay, sky is the limit? What
do you want us to do on a billboard?

Speaker 1 (18:33):
Yep?

Speaker 3 (18:33):
Because I've had I've had a little. I've had a
had a light bulb moment. I'll hear others. Obviously I've
had a light bulb.

Speaker 2 (18:41):
I don't want to picture it to you though, because
you hate all my ideas. Sick of it.

Speaker 3 (18:46):
I've organized Adam Ferrier. Is it fairyer, Adam?

Speaker 1 (18:49):
I think it's.

Speaker 3 (18:54):
Adams and you are a consumer psychologist and where the
founder of thinker Bell and think a Bell is responsible
for all the great marketing that you have ever seen?

Speaker 6 (19:07):
Yes, perfect intro.

Speaker 1 (19:09):
Adam, you're a bit of an ad guru. What's your
favorite AD? I feel like a toy's Oh good ad.
How do you feel about the luber Bier ad?

Speaker 3 (19:22):
I like the I've always had good record, great jingle,
good recof chats out. Adam seems to know his stuff, buddy.
What do you think about this idea? I've just had
this idea overnight. We're going to be on one hundred
billboards nationally. What are your thoughts on the idea of
Will and I facing the wrong way? So let me

(19:45):
I'll finish up so you only see the back of us, right,
because because whenever you see a billboard, people are always
facing the camera. Do you know what I mean that
you're so sick of seeing that, so you'll drive past
Will and I facing the other way while people see Adam.

Speaker 6 (20:01):
We zag Yeah, yeah, I think.

Speaker 5 (20:05):
I honestly think if you egg, you might.

Speaker 6 (20:08):
Just get broke.

Speaker 5 (20:09):
There's a reason why people are putting their face on billboards.

Speaker 7 (20:13):
But I don't mind it.

Speaker 5 (20:14):
To be honest, people know it's there anything about the
back of your head or anything that's distinctive.

Speaker 2 (20:20):
What do you go to I've got a bun to man.

Speaker 5 (20:23):
Yeah, so well people know it serious?

Speaker 3 (20:27):
Well it say Will and Woody on it when I'm
not hard of saying sure if it will say Will
and Woody. But fans that fans of us might go like,
oh that looks familiar our parents.

Speaker 5 (20:36):
Parents, Look, I am trying to be play.

Speaker 6 (20:41):
It is a short idea.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Unless they know and.

Speaker 5 (20:46):
I don't reckon they will, I don't reckon they're going
to pick that up.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
I appreciate your honesty. Okay, look over to you, Adam.
Nice to me, ye, cheers my.

Speaker 1 (21:01):
Lovely guys. Sounds like a busy guy as well, coming on.

Speaker 2 (21:04):
Absolutely, it's shame he thought the idea was bad.

Speaker 1 (21:06):
Anyway, over to you guys, think no, no, no, don't
just take you about. I think what he was saying
was heverybody was saying, if there's a way that they
could see that it was us, then it's not a
bad idea. Right now, we're just talking to people that
kind of know us well.

Speaker 3 (21:22):
Could have our names on our backs. Oh it's a
bit dorky. I just think that's dual anyway. Thirteen one
oh six five, over to you guys on their back footballs. No,
they've got numbers. We could put numbers.

Speaker 1 (21:33):
Socer players have their name on their Yeah, are our
names on the billboard? I think we need to cover
that off. I think we didn't have to chat with
Blue Wiggle Anthony.

Speaker 2 (21:40):
I'm not sure. We just have Adam Ferrier. He's the
founder of his marketing.

Speaker 3 (21:45):
He said my idea was s hi T I don't
want to swear, but that's what he said. Amy on
thirteen one oh six five. Very keen to hear the
thoughts of the people who are on the roads looking
at billboards.

Speaker 2 (21:56):
What do you think we should do in our billboard?

Speaker 5 (22:00):
Ink, you should be in budget smugglers, norkal mask been
You're going to have a blot ring around you.

Speaker 2 (22:08):
I mean, this is it's quite funny here.

Speaker 3 (22:10):
We've done this before, so our first ever photo shoot
when we were doing late nights with a different company,
they put the water wings on and I got to
tell you, Amy, it didn't go well.

Speaker 1 (22:21):
It wasn't a joke either, like that was legit.

Speaker 2 (22:23):
It just looked like kind of like grown up kids.
It was.

Speaker 1 (22:27):
I found out since that that person lost their job.
By the way, Janine's called.

Speaker 2 (22:31):
For the suggestion, that's cute. I just wanted to see
Will and his dogs, obviously, and it is a sight. Janine.
What do you think we should be doing on the billboard?

Speaker 3 (22:41):
Yeah?

Speaker 5 (22:41):
Good I Will and Mordy, I think you should pass
since you've already passed, I think that would get my attention.

Speaker 3 (22:48):
The first two suggestions, I'm sorry, but get the boys
in their budgets, feeling a bit objective, an excuse, feeling
a bit of objective.

Speaker 2 (22:55):
Get a little bit of eye candy.

Speaker 1 (22:57):
Yeah, it's a bit gross really as well members of
the other sex as well, objectifying us.

Speaker 2 (23:02):
We're more than our bodies and our tongues. We're more
than that.

Speaker 3 (23:06):
Let's go to Thanks for your suggestion, obviously, Daniel, what
do you reckon we should do?

Speaker 2 (23:14):
On the billboard to get.

Speaker 5 (23:16):
I reckon you should be both grooming a dog.

Speaker 1 (23:19):
I don't mind.

Speaker 2 (23:20):
That's interesting.

Speaker 1 (23:21):
What sort of dog a German shepherd?

Speaker 3 (23:27):
So both grooming the same dog or one dog, one
dog each, or.

Speaker 5 (23:33):
Just one dog together.

Speaker 1 (23:35):
The's also sounding even Daniel, would you like us in
our underwear while we do that?

Speaker 5 (23:41):
If you want to, are the.

Speaker 3 (23:44):
Weirdest suggestion, I guess like it would that would draw attention.

Speaker 2 (23:48):
You'd go like grooming the dog. You just think we're
a dog grooming service though. Anyway, let's go to tenure.

Speaker 1 (23:55):
Here we're grooming a bird. If anything, it's globebird.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
Oh so you want to link in with.

Speaker 1 (24:02):
What doesn't mean right now? It does make sense to
try and in some way service the person who's paying
for all of these.

Speaker 2 (24:09):
Because I thought we were going to try and do
our own thing.

Speaker 3 (24:11):
Next we're on a bird billboard. Yeah, but you know
it's just a collab.

Speaker 2 (24:16):
I don't think.

Speaker 1 (24:16):
I don't think billboards work like that. I think you
see the name you said, then you see the photo
and you think, oh, you know, I think the photo
supports the text generally. I mean, I want to break
the billboard for you. But Normally, the image is supportive
of the message that they're writing on there.

Speaker 2 (24:29):
Usually this is the first ever case of a shared billboard.
Though we're changing the game. Let's go to tenure here. Well,
we're trying to Tanya, we're good. We're in need of
an idea for the billboard. What do you got.

Speaker 7 (24:43):
I'm currently diving down the freeway and I'd love to
see hot sweaty welldy with whatever you've got, the soft drink.

Speaker 1 (24:53):
Whatever may day.

Speaker 4 (24:54):
But oh yeah, that would make a good photo.

Speaker 2 (24:57):
Sorry us. Hot and sweaty is the.

Speaker 7 (25:01):
Yeah, wow, boy hat you know the going on? Oh god,
come on, that's that.

Speaker 9 (25:08):
Everyone will love that.

Speaker 3 (25:09):
Yeah, you'll certainly love it.

Speaker 1 (25:15):
Oh yeah, we're still going to we're people, guys, shut up.
Hope you guys having a great job. And we're very
excited to say that the inspired and employed boys Jack

(25:37):
and Falcon are in the studio. Welcome back, fas great
to have you, guys.

Speaker 2 (25:45):
We are talking about a new show. So it's called
The List.

Speaker 3 (25:49):
It's traveling the world and you're effectively ticking off your
bucket list effectively, is that right now?

Speaker 8 (25:55):
So when we went into this, because we've worked on
impact on jokes. It's been our dream to have a
travel show dream from the get go. Yeah, and they
heard about like, oh, what do you want to do?
Like I mean and Jacob have a bucket list? We
want to take it off. Yeah, and then they're like, oh,
that's boring like that no one wants to That's like
that's getaway mate, Like we'll do it. But it's a
reverse bucket list. It's things you probably don't want to

(26:16):
do before you die.

Speaker 3 (26:16):
Oh so so who decides what you're doing then, as.

Speaker 2 (26:20):
All the producers and stuff.

Speaker 10 (26:22):
Yeah, you're trying to keep it as surprised to us
as possible, so we don't know what was We'll be
sitting on We'll get driven out there and be sitting
on the bus. They'll go and set the whole thing
up for like an hour or two and we're just
there waiting.

Speaker 3 (26:32):
Can you give us a few things that you're going
to be doing across the season or are we keeping
this under lock and key?

Speaker 1 (26:37):
No. No.

Speaker 10 (26:38):
We went to a rap battle in Sweato, which is
like South Africa's most dangerous Mandela's.

Speaker 2 (26:44):
From you rap battle? Yeah yeah, one of the locals, Wow,
we choked. You know, there's like fight or flight or freeze. Yeah,
freeze is what we ended up doing. It was actually
the worst night ever.

Speaker 10 (26:55):
And then and then we met a bear charm and
that this guy that turns into a band as a
ritual and cut us open.

Speaker 2 (27:01):
We'll bleed, never sacrifice our own bloods in Finland trying
to turn you into a bear. What's he trying to do? Yeah,
it opens you up.

Speaker 1 (27:08):
Oh wow.

Speaker 8 (27:09):
He was trying to get possessed by it, and he
thought we might as well, but we didn't.

Speaker 2 (27:12):
But he definitely did.

Speaker 8 (27:13):
He definitely was possessed by the band we did. Also,
have you seen hobby horsing, So we were in a
tournament over there. I originated in Finland, all right. That
was actually my worst injury.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
So we got like jack horse.

Speaker 10 (27:28):
I got bashed and I had a scar. I had
a bleeding head the whole way down from a forehead
to my chink. Hobby horsing, get bashed about thirty Malaysian kids.

Speaker 2 (27:38):
It was we didn't slat. It's like their martial arts.

Speaker 8 (27:44):
It was like your initiation into thed crews.

Speaker 10 (27:46):
So a few people in the middle have to protect
himself by thirty people around the circle just run and
charge at him and just punch and kick. We had
to go from like Sas or wherever he was from.
That was like a safety going, Oh, he's protecting you.
The only rule was no headshots. He was just telling
them the rules before we started filming, and they did
not get on. I came out, I.

Speaker 2 (28:03):
Kicked the head. I tried to protect him. I tried. Sorry, mate,
I just for one second. I backed down for a
bit and you got kicked.

Speaker 8 (28:15):
Wow.

Speaker 1 (28:16):
Now, guys, apparently one of the tasks. Is there a
tattoo involved in one of the tasks?

Speaker 2 (28:21):
Who is actually?

Speaker 1 (28:22):
Because before you whip it out, So Woody and I
have obviously we've been doing commercial radio now for ten years,
so tattoo has just become. It just comes to the
got to get a ship tat at some stage. So
we both have. I've got what I call the commercial
graveyard of tattoos on my right ass. Check what what
tats got? And can you show it? And where is it?

Speaker 2 (28:39):
You got some chockers too, Yeah, I got wine.

Speaker 10 (28:42):
The worst thing is my worst tattoo isn't commercial.

Speaker 2 (28:45):
I did it.

Speaker 1 (28:46):
You do it? Just a thing.

Speaker 10 (28:47):
It's a compass. It's so cringe you can be honest never.

Speaker 2 (28:53):
So what was that was that?

Speaker 1 (28:54):
It?

Speaker 3 (28:54):
You're like, it was the idea that because I've got
a compass, true drum, I got this is an Argentina.
I just got the sun, which is now bled. The
idea in my head was.

Speaker 2 (29:09):
It doesn't matter what happens, the sun will come up.

Speaker 3 (29:13):
And then someone me that's a lyric from the musical
Annie immediately makes it very joky.

Speaker 10 (29:19):
You get home and everything hit you, like what happened
to me over there?

Speaker 2 (29:24):
I'm not like that.

Speaker 10 (29:25):
I'm more normal than that, I promise, But yeah, the
one I got in Japan was was stick poke that
falcon design for me, So it was that's the most
painful tatter in the world.

Speaker 2 (29:35):
Yeah, and he was at the pub drinking beers.

Speaker 1 (29:39):
You got it, so hang on.

Speaker 2 (29:40):
Sounds like you got the better end of the deal
in this whole show.

Speaker 3 (29:43):
So you got bashed by Malaysians and you were harding
behind him, And then why did Jack.

Speaker 2 (29:48):
Did you do anything bad in this falcon?

Speaker 1 (29:50):
No?

Speaker 8 (29:50):
Here, you copped it this in practical joke beers, I
copped it pretty bad.

Speaker 2 (29:55):
I did pull my calf in hobby horsing. So okay,
it's not easy boys. So did you enjoy the season
at all?

Speaker 8 (30:05):
Like, yes, but there's also a lot of anxiety.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
Of course, guys going to get the new show. So
it's seven thirty, Channel ten ten play congratulations. That's awesome, buddy,
unreal stuff. Paramount Plus is where where we can stream
all the episodes of The Inspired, Unemployed, the brand new show.
The list continues tonight. Thanks coming in boys, Thanks going
to your boys.