February 21, 2025 • 33 mins
- Freedom Fridays
- Friday Follow Up: Woody's Calcutta Story
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
One Friday, everyone in true Friday spirit were rebel. We
get ten minutes to take over the show. Here woulds
without any producer adulteration. As I like to say, now,
which is great. We just get to do whatever we
want without them telling us or not it's good, which
(00:28):
which which feels good nice.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Like the shackles absolutely feels lovely.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
And you know it gives us permission to be a
little bit selfish sometimes, And I am, I want to
be really honest now, like this is be the Calcutta story, none.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Tempting, No, I will.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Get Pirina back on this.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
This is selfish of me, Like I fully realized that
this probably won't be that entertaining, but I just need
to get you off my back because you and I
have been at loggerheads over something Teller nodly.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We kind of have like a few loggerheads going on
in the background. If it's not Miles Teller, and it's
not is coke zero bad for you?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What else is it?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So I've been telling you for a while a pretty
awesome experience.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is it about this muscle double ended contracture that you
brought me for my stomach? Because I don't want to
have anything to do with that. That's how the loggerhead thing.
By the way, muscle, we have three loggerheads going on
in the bad.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, there's one more.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I told you an amazing experience about seeing a wom
bat in the wild, and I think it was incredibly
special and incredibly rare. So to prove to you that
it actually isn't very special, I just want to ask
people have you seen a one bat in the wild?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And then when we receive no calls, you'll eat your hat.
All right, let's go to another one. I don't know.
I didn't mind it, didn't know because you're interested in
an't you?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You want to know if people have seen one bats
in the wild?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Get that you, isn't it? No, I've seen one, so
like I can.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'll go outside, but you're a bush woll I'll go
and get my phone and I'll call the show from
outside and i'll end the bit if but you're a
bush warm and I just can't bother leaving the studio
and people don't do hikes. Most people go can I
ask outside? Can we just put this? Has anybody seen
a one beat outside? I've seen one in the wild,
in the wild, in the wild, I was depressed.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, analyst, have you've seen one in the wild? One
in my backyard? Oh wow, that's amazing. Well, okay, but
we're all pretty outdoors. We're all outdoors and time.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Right now, here's something that I think is relevant to everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Seen money in my backyard? Get out?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
One bet as a bit because she really wanted to
bury you. I love it. She's savage analyst, deep down,
she is. A lot of people go on about one bats. Okay,
it's oh, they've already done it. Yeah, there you go.
That's ended everyone. I'm glad we ended. Everyone's seen one bats,
so I saw a big one there. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
So you know, if you hit a one bat, you
(03:01):
totally you can't. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. No, accidentally, obviously, Jackson,
you've seen it one bat in the Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Used to have one that lived in my draw.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Get lost, go down, and he's dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Now I need to move on because I just everyone's
seen one Karen, have you seen a one bat in
the wild?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, I've heard it.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
A one bat in the wild.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
They're everywhere. I'm really sorrying everywhere.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
There's no apology necessary, it was a bad idea, and
that he's tried to sneak it there on Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Obviously the produce.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'm like, thank god for producers, because they've clearly been
batting that topic away for the last ten days.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What I do on my emails is I go still like, yes,
I'm in a while right now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I've got a topic that you and I I think
you and I actually do like, which I actually white
people to call for, because you and I are speaking
of behind the scenes loggerheads or I'm not sure what
that is called yet, but anyway, we've been We've had
a behind the scenes with Captain poo Pants, and that
(04:05):
is regarding the greatest debate at this time of the year,
which involves the thing that everybody's eating it this time.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Of the year.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh yes it's good, which is stone fruit yew poo.
We came in here brandishing an unpalatable, firm, very furry
peach the other day and you and I both said
at the same time, Hey, I'll tell you what, mate,
if that was a succulent nectarine, we would both be
on board, which then naturally kicked off the debate which
(04:34):
I would love to hear some calls on thirty one
and six five because he's been doing his behind the
scenes research on this thirty one and six five. Peach
or nectarine just straight up yea, and like, have you
seen one in the world?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What's better? What's better?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Because I've got nothing against peaches, by the way, very clear.
I still like a.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Piece like a white peach as well.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But if I was on gun to your head, yeah,
death row, I'm on death row, mate, Do you want
a piece a fruit to wash down your steak?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm always saying nectarene there, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Always saying next, oh, sorry, out of all the fruits,
it's not my favorite fruit.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I want to be clear on that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
If the security guards down that don't we're not doing
what's your favorite?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
If the security guards the better, we're about to take it.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
We're not better than one boat in the one, but
we're better than We're better than wants your favorite fruit.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And if I was on death roaw, hey mate, just
before you go, we've got two bits of fruit petro
or nectarine.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
In the fruit bowl on the death road, death row. Fruit.
Who took the banana? Oh to me, it wasn't there
the god before you? Oh you're always choosing nectarine out
of netar fruit. Really funny. I got the mango? Who
got the mango?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Does anyone want to half the mango with me?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And then you know the security guards saying this drawelberry
as well.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
They would have raised it about to die with the
buddy peach or bruise, you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Know, and they've been in there for they'd squeeze it too.
The other guys that go not right put it back exactly,
had to squeeze. No, no, no, not for me peach
or nectarine.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I noticed there's a lot of peach songs by the way,
but no neck Doraine songs has got a nectarine somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But you know, they're not referring to the fruit. It's
a bit of a floating points does a nectarine song anyway? Yeah, yeah,
I'll get that.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not referring to the Fruit's
a it's a term for you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's ah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So and maybe it's not talking about the fruit there. No, no,
I think I believe it is a euphemism for as
talking about.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
As how does he get his tushes? Tushes in Georgia?
Had excuse me? Does he get his tushes in Georgia.
I believe Biber. I believe so exclusively. Yeah, high rate
of good tush actually good peaches in Georgia, I believe.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Just a coincidence anyway, where surely he knows that, surely
he's playing funny buggers with us, he's not just he's
not just exclusively picking up in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is Hailey from Georgia.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
From I think he's started. It's a bit of a
nod to pre Hailey. Maybe he would pop into Georgia
for his tushy and have a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Maybe he just popped into Georgia for his peaches.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Man all right, thirty one and six five peach on
Nectarene Beeber's obviously a peach guy, and we're both nectarine lovers.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I did a little bit of research online, just wanting
to see because obviously, you know the commercial world, they'll
tell you a good price point between the two, very
similar priced, right, Yeah, yeah, similar price So there isn't
a difference there.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, oh god, it's just the fur for me, I'm
just it is. Maybe it's only the fur, to say,
the flesh of the peach is arguably preferable. I'm on
your team there, pooet, I'm on your team there. No,
I think I'm sorry, can get juice?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I actually I believe that in R and more
first quenching for mine.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
But the but I think that the flesh is tasty
on a peach anyway, Dave, peach or nectarine and kick
us off, Dave, I'm moving to the country.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
The evil a lot of nctorines.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, you're literally move into the country to eat nectarine,
not peaches.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Nectarine.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No one like the hairy peach. Yeah, exactly. It's the hair.
It can be a little bit. It can be disarming, Dave,
can't it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean you're literally going for a tree change to
get nectarenes, which is extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
But that's one point for the next Reenes. That's he's
just quitting a sid likes hair. That's my wife.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Is that a euphemism from your wife, Dave?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Or I said, is that.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It is? Have a good Friday, Da, we just found
out you got a hairy ass. But well they're on
one traced love the hairy peach Friday. But he's a
nectarine lover, one of the nectarines. It's it peach on
nectarine on a Friday. All thanks to Aldi. I'm sure
you can get some great peaches, and Nectarien's the best
(09:09):
trace peach your nectarine nectarine?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
So why why Tracy, whys nectarine so much better than peach?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
It's the and the nectarines to get a nice tang.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, there's a tang. Good call. I think the peach
lacks the tang. Will the peach likes a tang.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I think it's predictable, peatable peach tang No peacht, Yeah, nectarraine,
nectarine neck doraine.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
This is, by the way, the nectarene. Someone was talking.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
About which nobody needed or wanted. Let's go to Peter here.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's a red hod tune peach.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Sorry, do we.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Want to hear from Pooey because he's getting the landslide
at the moment. Let's go peach or nectarene.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, definitely, definitely the nectarene, because why peach. Well, if
the beach tickles, you're not true today. Yeah, I mean,
you know, I prefer something that's got to be the
skin on it. And are you're talking about one beat? Yeah,
one that lives just up the road from me, buddy,
checking everyone's letter boxes.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Coming now, that's from because Peter was great. Want the
hair on? How big is the hair on the peach
that he's eating?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
If it's tickling his bloody nose, that's the peach i've
ever heard.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Or your nose might be quite long.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He's got a big nose. Hey, pooey, let's talk mate.
You want to put a point in the peach column.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You're on the canvas. You want to put a point going.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
The sticking point seems to be the hair.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I'd say two things. One, the nectarine has that squeaky.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh yeah, it's good. It's a bit leathery. Can you
get a bit leathery?
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, only when they're very fresh. I think you just
wait a few days mate.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Second, Secondly, I know he's got a point. Wait, no, no,
I think I think, guys.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
When I meet you at peach shaved like freshly shaved, have.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You shaved a peach before?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
But I'd be willing to try.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'd be open to shaving the peach.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
They shave a peach in the film Parasite because it
doesn't matter, but they do shave a peach.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
In the film here. Okay, I don't think Poe he was.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
What about what about the assertions the assertions about the
tang of a nectarine compared to the lack of tang
that's in a peach.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I think that's a ridiculous thing to say.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
There's there's I.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Actually forgot which side of that thing I was arguing
shaving peaches.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I do you think here's a good He's a really
good question, because I think we're all hell bent on
this whole on the skin chat, which I think is
obviously the big sticking point there is. It's like the
hair on the peach is just I'm already recoiling a
little bit. Do you think blind taste test if you
shaved a peach, you'd be able to tell the difference peach.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's like, we just got Monday Show. What a time
to hear a story about calor Cutter. Now.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The reason I'm bringing this up is yesterday we're doing
story Regale, where you beautiful people give us go and
tell us stories of a reggae music. It's a great bit.
And you were just busting to get this story out
about Calcutter.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Because it was genius, right, because the theme genius, Well,
because the theme.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Was cut you had to tell a story about a cut.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, so everyone was going like I.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Had the genius with going right outside the box and
holds for about calcut.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's why he gets paid to be creative guys. And
he's a cut above. Anyway, I have a little thank
you as a cut with him a cut and I'm
going to start saying that word too fast.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Here we go. Can I throw my hat in the
ring with a story about Calcutter?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
After Carina, who's cool? We will get to you, cut
We'll get to you. We will get to you, cal Cutter.
And you got about Calcutter points points for creativity.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Way well done, thinking outside the box. I'm already in
the lead. Wasn't much competition, right Calcutter.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
There you got cut off, very very rudely cut off. Today, Woods,
we always follow up on a bit on a Friday,
and today you will have your chance.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
In the Friday follow up, we're going back.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Let's go back in time, going back in time.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's are you telling me that you got time machine?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
A lot of pressure from from people to get the end.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Of the story.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Sam swamped. Socials were swamped. They tell us the Calcutta story.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Someone actually say to me in the street, the Calcutta story.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, yeah, A lot of we're asking, but I think
it's only fair that because I have said that it's
it's the best Calcutta story ever. It's just all time.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh, you have said that, you definitely you say the
number of times yes, and I am genuinely looking forward
to hearing it Australia. But I have solicited for other
Calcutta stories first, so if anyone else has a Calcutta
story that they would like to share with this on
this glorious Friday afternoon, I think we're going to start
with Premina. Hello, Bremena, Hi, correctly, I'm good with pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Now let's let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Promena, you're you're from Calcutta.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I'm not from Cokata. I'm from Chennai, which is from
the southern part of India. Our colleague who's from Kolkata.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
There you go. What so, what's your story about Calcutta.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
It's Cokata as a place, which.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Is pronounced Calcutar, So it was.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I'm wrong, but it was Calcutta until two thousand and one,
and then in two thousand and one it was changed
to the Bengali pronunciation of Kolkata. That's correct, Yeah, right, yeah,
but I just.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Like knowledge at the end of the day, Promena.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But that's sitting near googling Calcata.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I know, Calcutar, Kolkata. So, Bremena, what's your story about Kolkata.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Yeah, So, as I said, I have a colleague who
who is from Calcutta. Yeah, and Calcutta is known for
amazing food. They've got they've got grape sweet food, they've
got grape bizzart. And so we were from a different
city in India and we wanted to taste some of
these sweets from Calcutta. So we told us colleague to
get us a box of what we call rusbula is
(15:43):
a milk sweet. It's extremely sweet. I am not sure
if an ousie pallet can handle that kind of sweet.
It's extremely sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, okay, super sweet, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Go on, super sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
And I've got a bad sweet tooth. And I did
everybody that I will finish an entire box ofs and
my mom, I'm not kidding. It's about two thousand calories
in one box.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know. Oh you have bitten up there you can chew, Promena, go.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
On, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we turned us colleague to
get this for us. He got it. Unfortunately, he left
the box of Roslas in the cab on the way
to office, and off it went.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
But then there there was there.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Was an office full of hungry people who were waiting
for these sweep Yes. Then this guy went and chased
the cab, got to sleep back and got back to
all the office. Uh, the story doesn't end there. And
I finished the entire box of ross and I wondered.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
That, wow, what.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Sorry in there?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Way you can have himself a spinal as pillow for
easily the best Calcutta story or Calcutar story that I
either had PERMITA thank you so much, thank you, it's
been a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I just don't get a chance. No, look, totally, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I have waited a whole day to tell this story.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Whenever you're ready. Thank you. So school trip. I'm fifteen.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
No no, no, you can't go to news yet because
it's not five yet.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Too bad. You've indicated for it.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I know, I know you've indicated for it, indicated Ready for.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You cal cut A story. I really want to hear it.
Sco trip. Yeah, I'm fifteen years old.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh it's comedy festival season, which is very very exciting.
So we've got the best of all the festivals all
around the country in the studio to celebrate and talk
about their shows. And one of them is Lizzie Who,
who is in the studio right now. Yeah, Banish show
called Deja Who at comedy.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Yes, that's it Dejah Who. It's all about just life
on repeat. It's a really uplifting, its funny guys.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Do you feel like your life is on repeat? Sometimes?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:59):
I feel like I was here just yesterday, but it
was a year.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Ago because we were talking about the we're both going
to this music festival and then I saw you at
the music vestival.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It was really nice.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
Yeah, it was probably in a really good headspace.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Game. It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I was actually I was like, oh my god, Lucia,
thanks what you're saying high And then we said this
moment and we were like.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
And both groups of friends who left, you know when
they left first, so all of your mates stopped because
one of you stopped, and it was it's at nighttime
at that point where you're like, okay, were now we're
all going to get food or go to bed or whatever,
gonna go on do and so but they both stopped
because it was it was it was when by and
then they're watching your conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's too busy.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You have to stick together, so you know, you you
realize that you stopped the train.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So the first in front of you goes, hang on
a second. You know, Bill's bumped into someone. This is someone,
and so we're just buzz.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Standing there and then you leave and they're like, who
is that?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Just so.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I actually really had to explain who you were.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
I was like, people, I didn't actually know all that
well at that stage. And then they were like I
was like, it was this comedian out in the show
last week and they were like comedian on watcher and
I was like, oh my god, okay, so yeah, yeah,
it went like all the way down.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, will Lizzie to your friends radio dickad.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Fair enough, are you going this weekend?
Speaker 9 (19:41):
I feel like that was your last one.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It was like forty.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Imagining like a chopper coming to rescue. It was so
hot and dusty.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I was just I said.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
To my friends, I'm like, I just I'm just imagining
a chopper coming to rescue me. And then I'll be like, lady, guys,
like snap out of it. You can't go to.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
This we're here now.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah, that was it for me, I think, Yeah, I'm
okay with it. Yeah, i'd like to see are you going?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Nah?
Speaker 9 (20:18):
It was last for you.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I wasn't last.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Three cents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool man, he.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Still got it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I wanted to go to one.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Of the things that I know that you're going to
talk about in your show, that you're having a romantic
holiday on your own.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Oh yeah, how good is that?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
What does that look?
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Last year I went to Bali my White Side coming out,
and uh yeah, a bit of what right right down
the middle?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, right down.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
I went to Bali and look, guys, I got I
got eight hundred minutes of massach.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Eight hundred minutes.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Do you believe that men or woman hang on hang
a hand for all the people don't one hundred minutes
of six days?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So you're having over one hundred minutes of massage a day.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Yeah, I was living.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, I was relaxed in Or were you going to them?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
I was going to them. Sometimes I mix it up,
get the ten dollars one. Sometimes I'd go to like
the fancy plays Page thirty four.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
What do you realize when you've had eight hundred minutes
of mess.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
After the first two hundred minutes, you're soft, like.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
You don't need anymore.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Nothing to two hundred minutes, it's just skin on skin contact.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You want someone.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
I just wanted to be swaddled and fed and washed
with a little face class. That's that's all I wanted.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Say that.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
They get you.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
They're like you're like gummy, and they're like, you don't
need doing nothing.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
And am I right in knowing that, Lizzie, your dog
makes a winging noise.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
Yes, it does. He likes to cry. I think you've
seen one of my socials, like my.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Real Yes I have, Ye, there was, there was a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, just don't limit it to one.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Come on, no, yeah, I mean anytime. Okay. So I
live by myself and I have shared custody of my
dog with my ex.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Okay, that's yeah, because I travel, that's cool.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Yeah yeah yeah, permanent dog sitter and you travel. Yeah
it's easy. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
So it's a nice little like you know, one up
on your X when you get to call him and
be like sorry, I got a jet off.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Again, yeah, dubble, Yeah, it's a real one. Not Oh yeah, cool,
my dog is used to like sleeping in the bed
with me because good spoon and.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
A little little you know, getting big spoons, but dog
forticulas of dog.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't think that's what they want, Like you're there
to cuddle the dog.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Yeah, he likes, he likes.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
To cuddle the whole Make my dog spoon me anyway,
my cat sometimes just.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
You're the master, yeah, and then say if there's I
don't know, if someone stays over, he'll just be crying
from the red next.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Door here is like, oh they do that, like really
pathetic with it's such a pathetic.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Could you bring him back in after action?
Speaker 9 (24:02):
That would be weird play. Just go let my dog in.
Not the reason we were hoping for.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He's a really cool guy.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
His name's Owen.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah. Yeah, he cries all night.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
He'll just cry and then he'll get the message. Oh
he eventually like Peter's out, figs it out.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Am I ride in saying that one of the guys
used a speaker.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
To you guys have been on the reels. I love this. Yeah,
anyone else can as well, Lizzie who.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But yeah, what.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Guys that came over to my first he has to
connect to my bluetooth speaker.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Dog is making noise.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Yeah, I want to want to play you some Yeah,
just get in the mood, you know. And I was like, oh,
is that what we do now? Okay? Yeah sure, but
he couldn't connect through. No, he sent me the playlist. Yeah,
he sent me the playlist and then I played it
through this week. So I've got the playlist permanently. Now
what kind of freight ocean.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Week sylist?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Playlist?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, what's called? Is it called?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
It was like sex and the Sex playlist? It was
like it was Yeah, it was great. I feel like, yeah,
I mean, can you imagine everyone could do this?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Have you listened to that playlist with other No, I've only.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
Got it up to like mock him.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Check this out, guys. No, I don't mean that's amazing legends.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
He sends you his playlist, you connect to your speaker.
I just chuck a couple of songs on and you
can hear just the dog whining under.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
That's like, he's a big boys, not a dolphin.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Can you give us a little bit of dolphin underneath
the frank ocean? So that room sounded like I close
my eyes. You've got such a good sense of human
(26:54):
If you want to go and say Lizzie, you should
because she's blundy, funny.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Come along Lizzie Show comedy dot com.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Do you She's doing all the festivals, So Melbourne, Adelaide
this weekend, next weekend weekend, Canbra and.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Brisbane you can go and see lizzieho comedy dot com.
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Thanks Lizzie?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You are right?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Drinker?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink
based only on the sound of the can opening?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
If you can get ten in a row? Will we're
putting down ten k. We're putting it down. It's on
the table. How we were back to today? You have
to have been told not to offer that anymore. Well,
no one told me so. This time around it's ten k.
I'm sorry. You guys have to invite me to meeting.
Please invite me to meeting.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Needs is in You don't check your email, Well, don't
send my email fax me.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Let's go to Danielle. Dannielle, you want to apply for
the ten ca Oh definitely yes, all right, ten cans Danielle.
Oh be incorrect? Correct?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Good stot goods dot Tammy, ten k's looking sipher houses.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
As Timmy is the ten k's safer you applier.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Old not.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
I'll give it a crack.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You do sound like applate? Here we go, soft drink, nice, Tammy. Nice.
Maybe you're hearing something. Maybe you give her a couple
of more, then we can ask you a question. Okay,
thank you nice, nice, shocking crack crack. We all know,
(29:07):
we all know, but Tammy, you were good enough to
register it. Here's can three.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That's you everywhere?
Speaker 11 (29:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Has someone has someone shaken your cans?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Guys? Hey, Tammy, you're a player? How can we go
to a song?
Speaker 11 (29:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Can we go to a game? All right? Can't? Can four?
Can four? Tell me about ourself? Temmy, tell us about yourself?
Why have you got such good ears?
Speaker 11 (29:50):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
I think I've had someone in my life who used
to drink a lot of beer.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Nice, nice, Tammy.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I think the better answer there is all the better
to hear you with my dear can for it's a
red riding hood gag.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Nice, nice, nice, Sorry, mister Tammy, can for beer incorrect?
That sounded a lot. That was a soft drink like
a beer? Can I just say Maddie. Do you know
all your soft drinks? My friend?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Well, honestly, I've been practicing.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I tried to practice, but I all I had was
a Guinness and it's a different sounds.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I might have threaten off my game, but I'll.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Do my bad.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Can one.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Beer?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, nice, Maddie. Nice.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Someone has come in here and shaken up your cans.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Mate. I don't know what is going on. They are
called their ice cold mountain goats.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I mean that's what everyone would want to one of
my favorites.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It's a delicious beer, all right, and here we go
many can.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Drinking.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh yes, bag, Maddie, I'm out of the head like
you guessed it four? Even practic? Did you just feel
soft drink their mat?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Honestly, I thought my phone dropped out, so I just
took a punt.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That was a Pepsi Max as well. Pepsi Max, very
hard to guess.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Can three.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Let's have one beer?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Oh god, and again you've been, you've been, You've been
undone by the can variant.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
There that's a solo zero sugar, I mean that is
That was my next guest that was famously low on sugar.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
So you know which sounds like low on. Oh no, sorry,
no sugar, no sugar. That's a lot of a lot
of artificial sweetness.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Though.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Let's Jackie, we love we love Solo and Kirks and
and this bit is Foresight and Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Have I mentioned this bit for? I don't think we
have enough Jackie.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
You want to have a crack at a game that
is currently for sale, Jackie, beer or soft drink?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Let's do it can one?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, nice, nice Jackie. That that was just classic, Jackie.
Do you like the song, Jackie?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I heard it's fine.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Just a banger and you would hate that, but it is.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
At least it's a good song.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
All your friends coming fine, you know when it comes
on at a nightclub.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Like exactly, exactly a.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Very beer, but no bad luck.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That was a soft drink.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Absolute should don't worry thing.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Have a great weekend, Jackie. Do it, Jackie? You missed
it clean? Miss oh god, tough to hear, all right,
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
One Friday, everyone in true Friday spirit were rebel. We
get ten minutes to take over the show. Here woulds
without any producer adulteration. As I like to say, now,
which is great. We just get to do whatever we
want without them telling us or not it's good, which
(00:28):
which which feels good nice.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Like the shackles absolutely feels lovely.
Speaker 4 (00:33):
And you know it gives us permission to be a
little bit selfish sometimes, And I am, I want to
be really honest now, like this is be the Calcutta story, none.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
Tempting, No, I will.
Speaker 2 (00:45):
Get Pirina back on this.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
This is selfish of me, Like I fully realized that
this probably won't be that entertaining, but I just need
to get you off my back because you and I
have been at loggerheads over something Teller nodly.
Speaker 3 (01:02):
We kind of have like a few loggerheads going on
in the background. If it's not Miles Teller, and it's
not is coke zero bad for you?
Speaker 1 (01:09):
What else is it?
Speaker 4 (01:10):
So I've been telling you for a while a pretty
awesome experience.
Speaker 3 (01:16):
Is it about this muscle double ended contracture that you
brought me for my stomach? Because I don't want to
have anything to do with that. That's how the loggerhead thing.
By the way, muscle, we have three loggerheads going on
in the bad.
Speaker 1 (01:26):
Yeah, there's one more.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
I told you an amazing experience about seeing a wom
bat in the wild, and I think it was incredibly
special and incredibly rare. So to prove to you that
it actually isn't very special, I just want to ask
people have you seen a one bat in the wild?
Speaker 1 (01:42):
And then when we receive no calls, you'll eat your hat.
All right, let's go to another one. I don't know.
I didn't mind it, didn't know because you're interested in
an't you?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
You want to know if people have seen one bats
in the wild?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Get that you, isn't it? No, I've seen one, so
like I can.
Speaker 3 (02:03):
I'll go outside, but you're a bush woll I'll go
and get my phone and I'll call the show from
outside and i'll end the bit if but you're a
bush warm and I just can't bother leaving the studio
and people don't do hikes. Most people go can I
ask outside? Can we just put this? Has anybody seen
a one beat outside? I've seen one in the wild,
in the wild, in the wild, I was depressed.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Well, analyst, have you've seen one in the wild? One
in my backyard? Oh wow, that's amazing. Well, okay, but
we're all pretty outdoors. We're all outdoors and time.
Speaker 3 (02:32):
Right now, here's something that I think is relevant to everyone.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
Seen money in my backyard? Get out?
Speaker 5 (02:39):
Got it?
Speaker 1 (02:39):
One bet as a bit because she really wanted to
bury you. I love it. She's savage analyst, deep down,
she is. A lot of people go on about one bats. Okay,
it's oh, they've already done it. Yeah, there you go.
That's ended everyone. I'm glad we ended. Everyone's seen one bats,
so I saw a big one there. Anyway, it doesn't matter.
So you know, if you hit a one bat, you
(03:01):
totally you can't. Yeah, I wouldn't do that. No, accidentally, obviously, Jackson,
you've seen it one bat in the Yeah, I.
Speaker 6 (03:09):
Used to have one that lived in my draw.
Speaker 1 (03:11):
Get lost, go down, and he's dropped.
Speaker 3 (03:16):
Now I need to move on because I just everyone's
seen one Karen, have you seen a one bat in
the wild?
Speaker 6 (03:23):
Yeah, I've heard it.
Speaker 5 (03:23):
A one bat in the wild.
Speaker 6 (03:25):
They're everywhere. I'm really sorrying everywhere.
Speaker 3 (03:28):
There's no apology necessary, it was a bad idea, and
that he's tried to sneak it there on Friday.
Speaker 1 (03:32):
Obviously the produce.
Speaker 3 (03:34):
I'm like, thank god for producers, because they've clearly been
batting that topic away for the last ten days.
Speaker 1 (03:38):
What I do on my emails is I go still like, yes,
I'm in a while right now.
Speaker 3 (03:44):
I've got a topic that you and I I think
you and I actually do like, which I actually white
people to call for, because you and I are speaking
of behind the scenes loggerheads or I'm not sure what
that is called yet, but anyway, we've been We've had
a behind the scenes with Captain poo Pants, and that
(04:05):
is regarding the greatest debate at this time of the year,
which involves the thing that everybody's eating it this time.
Speaker 1 (04:11):
Of the year.
Speaker 3 (04:11):
Oh yes it's good, which is stone fruit yew poo.
We came in here brandishing an unpalatable, firm, very furry
peach the other day and you and I both said
at the same time, Hey, I'll tell you what, mate,
if that was a succulent nectarine, we would both be
on board, which then naturally kicked off the debate which
(04:34):
I would love to hear some calls on thirty one
and six five because he's been doing his behind the
scenes research on this thirty one and six five. Peach
or nectarine just straight up yea, and like, have you
seen one in the world?
Speaker 1 (04:49):
What's better? What's better?
Speaker 4 (04:50):
Because I've got nothing against peaches, by the way, very clear.
I still like a.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Piece like a white peach as well.
Speaker 4 (04:55):
But if I was on gun to your head, yeah,
death row, I'm on death row, mate, Do you want
a piece a fruit to wash down your steak?
Speaker 1 (05:01):
I'm always saying nectarene there, yeah.
Speaker 4 (05:05):
Always saying next, oh, sorry, out of all the fruits,
it's not my favorite fruit.
Speaker 1 (05:08):
I want to be clear on that.
Speaker 3 (05:09):
If the security guards down that don't we're not doing
what's your favorite?
Speaker 1 (05:15):
If the security guards the better, we're about to take it.
Speaker 3 (05:18):
We're not better than one boat in the one, but
we're better than We're better than wants your favorite fruit.
Speaker 4 (05:22):
And if I was on death roaw, hey mate, just
before you go, we've got two bits of fruit petro
or nectarine.
Speaker 1 (05:29):
In the fruit bowl on the death road, death row. Fruit.
Who took the banana? Oh to me, it wasn't there
the god before you? Oh you're always choosing nectarine out
of netar fruit. Really funny. I got the mango? Who
got the mango?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Does anyone want to half the mango with me?
Speaker 1 (05:54):
And then you know the security guards saying this drawelberry
as well.
Speaker 3 (05:57):
They would have raised it about to die with the
buddy peach or bruise, you.
Speaker 7 (06:03):
Know, and they've been in there for they'd squeeze it too.
The other guys that go not right put it back exactly,
had to squeeze. No, no, no, not for me peach
or nectarine.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
I noticed there's a lot of peach songs by the way,
but no neck Doraine songs has got a nectarine somewhere.
Speaker 1 (06:24):
But you know, they're not referring to the fruit. It's
a bit of a floating points does a nectarine song anyway? Yeah, yeah,
I'll get that.
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Yeah, yeah, they're not they're not referring to the Fruit's
a it's a term for you.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
It's ah, that's right.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
So and maybe it's not talking about the fruit there. No, no,
I think I believe it is a euphemism for as
talking about.
Speaker 1 (06:45):
As how does he get his tushes? Tushes in Georgia?
Had excuse me? Does he get his tushes in Georgia.
I believe Biber. I believe so exclusively. Yeah, high rate
of good tush actually good peaches in Georgia, I believe.
Speaker 3 (07:00):
Just a coincidence anyway, where surely he knows that, surely
he's playing funny buggers with us, he's not just he's
not just exclusively picking up in Georgia.
Speaker 1 (07:10):
Is Hailey from Georgia.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
From I think he's started. It's a bit of a
nod to pre Hailey. Maybe he would pop into Georgia
for his tushy and have a good time.
Speaker 2 (07:22):
Maybe he just popped into Georgia for his peaches.
Speaker 3 (07:24):
Man all right, thirty one and six five peach on
Nectarene Beeber's obviously a peach guy, and we're both nectarine lovers.
Speaker 4 (07:30):
I did a little bit of research online, just wanting
to see because obviously, you know the commercial world, they'll
tell you a good price point between the two, very
similar priced, right, Yeah, yeah, similar price So there isn't
a difference there.
Speaker 3 (07:42):
Yeah, oh god, it's just the fur for me, I'm
just it is. Maybe it's only the fur, to say,
the flesh of the peach is arguably preferable. I'm on
your team there, pooet, I'm on your team there. No,
I think I'm sorry, can get juice?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I actually I believe that in R and more
first quenching for mine.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
But the but I think that the flesh is tasty
on a peach anyway, Dave, peach or nectarine and kick
us off, Dave, I'm moving to the country.
Speaker 5 (08:11):
The evil a lot of nctorines.
Speaker 1 (08:13):
Oh, you're literally move into the country to eat nectarine,
not peaches.
Speaker 5 (08:17):
Nectarine.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
No one like the hairy peach. Yeah, exactly. It's the hair.
It can be a little bit. It can be disarming, Dave,
can't it.
Speaker 4 (08:25):
I mean you're literally going for a tree change to
get nectarenes, which is extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (08:30):
But that's one point for the next Reenes. That's he's
just quitting a sid likes hair. That's my wife.
Speaker 3 (08:40):
Now.
Speaker 1 (08:40):
Is that a euphemism from your wife, Dave?
Speaker 6 (08:42):
Or I said, is that.
Speaker 3 (08:48):
It is? Have a good Friday, Da, we just found
out you got a hairy ass. But well they're on
one traced love the hairy peach Friday. But he's a
nectarine lover, one of the nectarines. It's it peach on
nectarine on a Friday. All thanks to Aldi. I'm sure
you can get some great peaches, and Nectarien's the best
(09:09):
trace peach your nectarine nectarine?
Speaker 4 (09:16):
So why why Tracy, whys nectarine so much better than peach?
Speaker 6 (09:19):
It's the and the nectarines to get a nice tang.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
Yeah, there's a tang. Good call. I think the peach
lacks the tang. Will the peach likes a tang.
Speaker 3 (09:28):
I think it's predictable, peatable peach tang No peacht, Yeah, nectarraine,
nectarine neck doraine.
Speaker 2 (09:36):
This is, by the way, the nectarene. Someone was talking.
Speaker 1 (09:38):
About which nobody needed or wanted. Let's go to Peter here.
Speaker 3 (09:45):
It's a red hod tune peach.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Sorry, do we.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
Want to hear from Pooey because he's getting the landslide
at the moment. Let's go peach or nectarene.
Speaker 5 (09:55):
Yeah, definitely, definitely the nectarene, because why peach. Well, if
the beach tickles, you're not true today. Yeah, I mean,
you know, I prefer something that's got to be the
skin on it. And are you're talking about one beat? Yeah,
one that lives just up the road from me, buddy,
checking everyone's letter boxes.
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Coming now, that's from because Peter was great. Want the
hair on? How big is the hair on the peach
that he's eating?
Speaker 3 (10:24):
If it's tickling his bloody nose, that's the peach i've
ever heard.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
Or your nose might be quite long.
Speaker 3 (10:29):
He's got a big nose. Hey, pooey, let's talk mate.
You want to put a point in the peach column.
Speaker 1 (10:34):
You're on the canvas. You want to put a point going.
Speaker 8 (10:36):
The sticking point seems to be the hair.
Speaker 9 (10:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 8 (10:39):
I'd say two things. One, the nectarine has that squeaky.
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Oh yeah, it's good. It's a bit leathery. Can you
get a bit leathery?
Speaker 10 (10:47):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:48):
Yeah, only when they're very fresh. I think you just
wait a few days mate.
Speaker 9 (10:52):
No.
Speaker 1 (10:53):
Second, Secondly, I know he's got a point. Wait, no, no,
I think I think, guys.
Speaker 8 (11:00):
When I meet you at peach shaved like freshly shaved, have.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
You shaved a peach before?
Speaker 8 (11:07):
But I'd be willing to try.
Speaker 1 (11:08):
I'd be open to shaving the peach.
Speaker 4 (11:10):
They shave a peach in the film Parasite because it
doesn't matter, but they do shave a peach.
Speaker 1 (11:16):
In the film here. Okay, I don't think Poe he was.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
What about what about the assertions the assertions about the
tang of a nectarine compared to the lack of tang
that's in a peach.
Speaker 8 (11:27):
I think that's a ridiculous thing to say.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
There's there's I.
Speaker 8 (11:31):
Actually forgot which side of that thing I was arguing
shaving peaches.
Speaker 3 (11:38):
I do you think here's a good He's a really
good question, because I think we're all hell bent on
this whole on the skin chat, which I think is
obviously the big sticking point there is. It's like the
hair on the peach is just I'm already recoiling a
little bit. Do you think blind taste test if you
shaved a peach, you'd be able to tell the difference peach.
Speaker 1 (12:00):
It's like, we just got Monday Show. What a time
to hear a story about calor Cutter. Now.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
The reason I'm bringing this up is yesterday we're doing
story Regale, where you beautiful people give us go and
tell us stories of a reggae music. It's a great bit.
And you were just busting to get this story out
about Calcutter.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
Because it was genius, right, because the theme genius, Well,
because the theme.
Speaker 2 (12:35):
Was cut you had to tell a story about a cut.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
Yeah, so everyone was going like I.
Speaker 4 (12:41):
Had the genius with going right outside the box and
holds for about calcut.
Speaker 3 (12:45):
That's why he gets paid to be creative guys. And
he's a cut above. Anyway, I have a little thank
you as a cut with him a cut and I'm
going to start saying that word too fast.
Speaker 1 (12:54):
Here we go. Can I throw my hat in the
ring with a story about Calcutter?
Speaker 3 (12:57):
After Carina, who's cool? We will get to you, cut
We'll get to you. We will get to you, cal Cutter.
And you got about Calcutter points points for creativity.
Speaker 1 (13:10):
Way well done, thinking outside the box. I'm already in
the lead. Wasn't much competition, right Calcutter.
Speaker 3 (13:16):
There you got cut off, very very rudely cut off. Today, Woods,
we always follow up on a bit on a Friday,
and today you will have your chance.
Speaker 1 (13:31):
In the Friday follow up, we're going back.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Let's go back in time, going back in time.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
It's are you telling me that you got time machine?
Speaker 4 (13:42):
A lot of pressure from from people to get the end.
Speaker 1 (13:46):
Of the story.
Speaker 11 (13:47):
I heard.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
Sam swamped. Socials were swamped. They tell us the Calcutta story.
Speaker 3 (13:54):
Someone actually say to me in the street, the Calcutta story.
Speaker 4 (13:58):
Yeah, yeah, A lot of we're asking, but I think
it's only fair that because I have said that it's
it's the best Calcutta story ever. It's just all time.
Speaker 3 (14:06):
Oh, you have said that, you definitely you say the
number of times yes, and I am genuinely looking forward
to hearing it Australia. But I have solicited for other
Calcutta stories first, so if anyone else has a Calcutta
story that they would like to share with this on
this glorious Friday afternoon, I think we're going to start
with Premina. Hello, Bremena, Hi, correctly, I'm good with pronunciation.
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Now let's let's get into it.
Speaker 3 (14:35):
Promena, you're you're from Calcutta.
Speaker 6 (14:40):
I'm not from Cokata. I'm from Chennai, which is from
the southern part of India. Our colleague who's from Kolkata.
Speaker 1 (14:47):
There you go. What so, what's your story about Calcutta.
Speaker 6 (14:50):
It's Cokata as a place, which.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
Is pronounced Calcutar, So it was.
Speaker 4 (14:56):
I'm wrong, but it was Calcutta until two thousand and one,
and then in two thousand and one it was changed
to the Bengali pronunciation of Kolkata. That's correct, Yeah, right, yeah,
but I just.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
Like knowledge at the end of the day, Promena.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
But that's sitting near googling Calcata.
Speaker 1 (15:15):
I know, Calcutar, Kolkata. So, Bremena, what's your story about Kolkata.
Speaker 6 (15:21):
Yeah, So, as I said, I have a colleague who
who is from Calcutta. Yeah, and Calcutta is known for
amazing food. They've got they've got grape sweet food, they've
got grape bizzart. And so we were from a different
city in India and we wanted to taste some of
these sweets from Calcutta. So we told us colleague to
get us a box of what we call rusbula is
(15:43):
a milk sweet. It's extremely sweet. I am not sure
if an ousie pallet can handle that kind of sweet.
It's extremely sweet.
Speaker 1 (15:50):
Yeah, okay, super sweet, yeah.
Speaker 5 (15:52):
Go on, super sweet. Yeah.
Speaker 6 (15:54):
And I've got a bad sweet tooth. And I did
everybody that I will finish an entire box ofs and
my mom, I'm not kidding. It's about two thousand calories
in one box.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
You know. Oh you have bitten up there you can chew, Promena, go.
Speaker 6 (16:07):
On, yeah, yeah, yeah. So we turned us colleague to
get this for us. He got it. Unfortunately, he left
the box of Roslas in the cab on the way
to office, and off it went.
Speaker 5 (16:19):
But then there there was there.
Speaker 10 (16:21):
Was an office full of hungry people who were waiting
for these sweep Yes. Then this guy went and chased
the cab, got to sleep back and got back to
all the office. Uh, the story doesn't end there. And
I finished the entire box of ross and I wondered.
Speaker 5 (16:35):
That, wow, what.
Speaker 1 (16:38):
Sorry in there?
Speaker 5 (16:45):
Wow?
Speaker 3 (16:45):
Way you can have himself a spinal as pillow for
easily the best Calcutta story or Calcutar story that I
either had PERMITA thank you so much, thank you, it's
been a pleasure.
Speaker 1 (17:00):
I just don't get a chance. No, look, totally, thank you,
thank you.
Speaker 2 (17:05):
I have waited a whole day to tell this story.
Speaker 1 (17:07):
Whenever you're ready. Thank you. So school trip. I'm fifteen.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
No no, no, you can't go to news yet because
it's not five yet.
Speaker 1 (17:14):
Too bad. You've indicated for it.
Speaker 4 (17:15):
I know, I know you've indicated for it, indicated Ready for.
Speaker 1 (17:20):
You cal cut A story. I really want to hear it.
Sco trip. Yeah, I'm fifteen years old.
Speaker 3 (17:25):
Oh it's comedy festival season, which is very very exciting.
So we've got the best of all the festivals all
around the country in the studio to celebrate and talk
about their shows. And one of them is Lizzie Who,
who is in the studio right now. Yeah, Banish show
called Deja Who at comedy.
Speaker 9 (17:44):
Yes, that's it Dejah Who. It's all about just life
on repeat. It's a really uplifting, its funny guys.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Do you feel like your life is on repeat? Sometimes?
Speaker 3 (17:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (17:59):
I feel like I was here just yesterday, but it
was a year.
Speaker 3 (18:01):
Ago because we were talking about the we're both going
to this music festival and then I saw you at
the music vestival.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It was really nice.
Speaker 9 (18:10):
Yeah, it was probably in a really good headspace.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
Game. It was really nice.
Speaker 3 (18:15):
I was actually I was like, oh my god, Lucia,
thanks what you're saying high And then we said this
moment and we were like.
Speaker 1 (18:21):
It was great.
Speaker 3 (18:26):
And both groups of friends who left, you know when
they left first, so all of your mates stopped because
one of you stopped, and it was it's at nighttime
at that point where you're like, okay, were now we're
all going to get food or go to bed or whatever,
gonna go on do and so but they both stopped
because it was it was it was when by and
then they're watching your conversation.
Speaker 1 (18:43):
It's too busy.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
You have to stick together, so you know, you you
realize that you stopped the train.
Speaker 1 (18:48):
So the first in front of you goes, hang on
a second. You know, Bill's bumped into someone. This is someone,
and so we're just buzz.
Speaker 9 (18:52):
Standing there and then you leave and they're like, who
is that?
Speaker 5 (19:00):
Just so.
Speaker 1 (19:04):
I actually really had to explain who you were.
Speaker 11 (19:09):
I was like, people, I didn't actually know all that
well at that stage. And then they were like I
was like, it was this comedian out in the show
last week and they were like comedian on watcher and
I was like, oh my god, okay, so yeah, yeah,
it went like all the way down.
Speaker 4 (19:27):
Yeah, will Lizzie to your friends radio dickad.
Speaker 1 (19:39):
Fair enough, are you going this weekend?
Speaker 9 (19:41):
I feel like that was your last one.
Speaker 1 (19:44):
It was like forty.
Speaker 9 (19:46):
Imagining like a chopper coming to rescue. It was so
hot and dusty.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
I was just I said.
Speaker 9 (19:55):
To my friends, I'm like, I just I'm just imagining
a chopper coming to rescue me. And then I'll be like, lady, guys,
like snap out of it. You can't go to.
Speaker 1 (20:02):
This we're here now.
Speaker 9 (20:03):
Yeah, that was it for me, I think, Yeah, I'm
okay with it. Yeah, i'd like to see are you going?
Speaker 3 (20:17):
Nah?
Speaker 9 (20:18):
It was last for you.
Speaker 2 (20:19):
I wasn't last.
Speaker 1 (20:22):
Three cents. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm cool man, he.
Speaker 9 (20:28):
Still got it.
Speaker 1 (20:29):
I wanted to go to one.
Speaker 3 (20:32):
Of the things that I know that you're going to
talk about in your show, that you're having a romantic
holiday on your own.
Speaker 9 (20:36):
Oh yeah, how good is that?
Speaker 1 (20:41):
What does that look?
Speaker 9 (20:42):
Last year I went to Bali my White Side coming out,
and uh yeah, a bit of what right right down
the middle?
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Yeah, right down.
Speaker 9 (20:55):
I went to Bali and look, guys, I got I
got eight hundred minutes of massach.
Speaker 1 (21:02):
Eight hundred minutes.
Speaker 9 (21:03):
Do you believe that men or woman hang on hang
a hand for all the people don't one hundred minutes
of six days?
Speaker 4 (21:11):
So you're having over one hundred minutes of massage a day.
Speaker 9 (21:14):
Yeah, I was living.
Speaker 1 (21:16):
Yeah, I was relaxed in Or were you going to them?
Speaker 9 (21:19):
I was going to them. Sometimes I mix it up,
get the ten dollars one. Sometimes I'd go to like
the fancy plays Page thirty four.
Speaker 3 (21:26):
What do you realize when you've had eight hundred minutes
of mess.
Speaker 9 (21:30):
After the first two hundred minutes, you're soft, like.
Speaker 6 (21:33):
You don't need anymore.
Speaker 9 (21:35):
Nothing to two hundred minutes, it's just skin on skin contact.
Speaker 1 (21:40):
You want someone.
Speaker 9 (21:43):
I just wanted to be swaddled and fed and washed
with a little face class. That's that's all I wanted.
Speaker 1 (21:51):
Say that.
Speaker 6 (21:52):
They get you.
Speaker 11 (21:53):
They're like you're like gummy, and they're like, you don't
need doing nothing.
Speaker 4 (22:02):
And am I right in knowing that, Lizzie, your dog
makes a winging noise.
Speaker 9 (22:08):
Yes, it does. He likes to cry. I think you've
seen one of my socials, like my.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
Real Yes I have, Ye, there was, there was a gentleman.
Speaker 2 (22:19):
Yeah, just don't limit it to one.
Speaker 9 (22:20):
Come on, no, yeah, I mean anytime. Okay. So I
live by myself and I have shared custody of my
dog with my ex.
Speaker 3 (22:31):
Okay, that's yeah, because I travel, that's cool.
Speaker 9 (22:36):
Yeah yeah yeah, permanent dog sitter and you travel. Yeah
it's easy. Yeah, it's so good.
Speaker 3 (22:44):
So it's a nice little like you know, one up
on your X when you get to call him and
be like sorry, I got a jet off.
Speaker 9 (22:48):
Again, yeah, dubble, Yeah, it's a real one. Not Oh yeah, cool,
my dog is used to like sleeping in the bed
with me because good spoon and.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
A little little you know, getting big spoons, but dog
forticulas of dog.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
I don't think that's what they want, Like you're there
to cuddle the dog.
Speaker 9 (23:26):
Yeah, he likes, he likes.
Speaker 4 (23:28):
To cuddle the whole Make my dog spoon me anyway,
my cat sometimes just.
Speaker 9 (23:36):
You're the master, yeah, and then say if there's I
don't know, if someone stays over, he'll just be crying
from the red next.
Speaker 3 (23:47):
Door here is like, oh they do that, like really
pathetic with it's such a pathetic.
Speaker 9 (23:55):
Yeah, it's like that.
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Could you bring him back in after action?
Speaker 9 (24:02):
That would be weird play. Just go let my dog in.
Not the reason we were hoping for.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
He's a really cool guy.
Speaker 9 (24:17):
His name's Owen.
Speaker 1 (24:21):
Yeah. Yeah, he cries all night.
Speaker 9 (24:25):
He'll just cry and then he'll get the message. Oh
he eventually like Peter's out, figs it out.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
Yeah yeah yeah, yeah.
Speaker 3 (24:33):
Am I ride in saying that one of the guys
used a speaker.
Speaker 9 (24:38):
To you guys have been on the reels. I love this. Yeah,
anyone else can as well, Lizzie who.
Speaker 1 (24:49):
But yeah, what.
Speaker 9 (24:52):
Guys that came over to my first he has to
connect to my bluetooth speaker.
Speaker 1 (24:58):
Dog is making noise.
Speaker 9 (24:59):
Yeah, I want to want to play you some Yeah,
just get in the mood, you know. And I was like, oh,
is that what we do now? Okay? Yeah sure, but
he couldn't connect through. No, he sent me the playlist. Yeah,
he sent me the playlist and then I played it
through this week. So I've got the playlist permanently. Now
what kind of freight ocean.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Week sylist?
Speaker 10 (25:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (25:24):
Playlist?
Speaker 1 (25:26):
Yeah, what's called? Is it called?
Speaker 9 (25:31):
It was like sex and the Sex playlist? It was
like it was Yeah, it was great. I feel like, yeah,
I mean, can you imagine everyone could do this?
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Have you listened to that playlist with other No, I've only.
Speaker 9 (25:50):
Got it up to like mock him.
Speaker 1 (25:55):
Check this out, guys. No, I don't mean that's amazing legends.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
He sends you his playlist, you connect to your speaker.
I just chuck a couple of songs on and you
can hear just the dog whining under.
Speaker 9 (26:28):
That's like, he's a big boys, not a dolphin.
Speaker 3 (26:32):
Can you give us a little bit of dolphin underneath
the frank ocean? So that room sounded like I close
my eyes. You've got such a good sense of human
(26:54):
If you want to go and say Lizzie, you should
because she's blundy, funny.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
Come along Lizzie Show comedy dot com.
Speaker 3 (27:01):
Do you She's doing all the festivals, So Melbourne, Adelaide
this weekend, next weekend weekend, Canbra and.
Speaker 1 (27:07):
Brisbane you can go and see lizzieho comedy dot com.
Speaker 9 (27:10):
Do you?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Thanks Lizzie?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Thank you?
Speaker 1 (27:11):
You are right?
Speaker 5 (27:22):
Drinker?
Speaker 4 (27:33):
Can you tell the difference between beer and soft drink
based only on the sound of the can opening?
Speaker 1 (27:41):
If you can get ten in a row? Will we're
putting down ten k. We're putting it down. It's on
the table. How we were back to today? You have
to have been told not to offer that anymore. Well,
no one told me so. This time around it's ten k.
I'm sorry. You guys have to invite me to meeting.
Please invite me to meeting.
Speaker 2 (28:00):
Needs is in You don't check your email, Well, don't
send my email fax me.
Speaker 1 (28:03):
Let's go to Danielle. Dannielle, you want to apply for
the ten ca Oh definitely yes, all right, ten cans Danielle.
Oh be incorrect? Correct?
Speaker 3 (28:23):
Good stot goods dot Tammy, ten k's looking sipher houses.
Speaker 1 (28:28):
As Timmy is the ten k's safer you applier.
Speaker 11 (28:32):
Old not.
Speaker 6 (28:33):
I'll give it a crack.
Speaker 1 (28:34):
You do sound like applate? Here we go, soft drink, nice, Tammy. Nice.
Maybe you're hearing something. Maybe you give her a couple
of more, then we can ask you a question. Okay,
thank you nice, nice, shocking crack crack. We all know,
(29:07):
we all know, but Tammy, you were good enough to
register it. Here's can three.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
That's you everywhere?
Speaker 11 (29:19):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (29:19):
Nice?
Speaker 2 (29:21):
Has someone has someone shaken your cans?
Speaker 1 (29:25):
Guys? Hey, Tammy, you're a player? How can we go
to a song?
Speaker 11 (29:29):
No?
Speaker 1 (29:29):
Can we go to a game? All right? Can't? Can four?
Can four? Tell me about ourself? Temmy, tell us about yourself?
Why have you got such good ears?
Speaker 11 (29:50):
Oh?
Speaker 10 (29:51):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (29:51):
I think I've had someone in my life who used
to drink a lot of beer.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Nice, nice, Tammy.
Speaker 3 (29:59):
I think the better answer there is all the better
to hear you with my dear can for it's a
red riding hood gag.
Speaker 1 (30:06):
Nice, nice, nice, Sorry, mister Tammy, can for beer incorrect?
That sounded a lot. That was a soft drink like
a beer? Can I just say Maddie. Do you know
all your soft drinks? My friend?
Speaker 3 (30:27):
Well, honestly, I've been practicing.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
I tried to practice, but I all I had was
a Guinness and it's a different sounds.
Speaker 1 (30:31):
I might have threaten off my game, but I'll.
Speaker 10 (30:33):
Do my bad.
Speaker 1 (30:38):
Can one.
Speaker 5 (30:44):
Beer?
Speaker 1 (30:45):
Yeah, nice, Maddie. Nice.
Speaker 2 (30:47):
Someone has come in here and shaken up your cans.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
Mate. I don't know what is going on. They are
called their ice cold mountain goats.
Speaker 2 (30:55):
I mean that's what everyone would want to one of
my favorites.
Speaker 1 (30:58):
It's a delicious beer, all right, and here we go
many can.
Speaker 6 (31:08):
Drinking.
Speaker 1 (31:08):
Oh yes, bag, Maddie, I'm out of the head like
you guessed it four? Even practic? Did you just feel
soft drink their mat?
Speaker 5 (31:18):
Honestly, I thought my phone dropped out, so I just
took a punt.
Speaker 2 (31:25):
That was a Pepsi Max as well. Pepsi Max, very
hard to guess.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
Can three.
Speaker 5 (31:37):
Let's have one beer?
Speaker 1 (31:40):
Oh god, and again you've been, you've been, You've been
undone by the can variant.
Speaker 3 (31:45):
There that's a solo zero sugar, I mean that is
That was my next guest that was famously low on sugar.
Speaker 1 (31:53):
So you know which sounds like low on. Oh no, sorry,
no sugar, no sugar. That's a lot of a lot
of artificial sweetness.
Speaker 5 (32:02):
Though.
Speaker 3 (32:04):
Let's Jackie, we love we love Solo and Kirks and
and this bit is Foresight and Coca Cola.
Speaker 1 (32:10):
Have I mentioned this bit for? I don't think we
have enough Jackie.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
You want to have a crack at a game that
is currently for sale, Jackie, beer or soft drink?
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Let's do it can one?
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (32:30):
Yeah, nice, nice Jackie. That that was just classic, Jackie.
Do you like the song, Jackie?
Speaker 5 (32:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 10 (32:39):
I heard it's fine.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Just a banger and you would hate that, but it is.
Speaker 10 (32:47):
At least it's a good song.
Speaker 1 (32:48):
All your friends coming fine, you know when it comes
on at a nightclub.
Speaker 5 (32:51):
Like exactly, exactly a.
Speaker 2 (32:57):
Very beer, but no bad luck.
Speaker 1 (33:10):
That was a soft drink.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Absolute should don't worry thing.
Speaker 1 (33:17):
Have a great weekend, Jackie. Do it, Jackie? You missed
it clean? Miss oh god, tough to hear, all right,
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