March 2, 2025 • 16 mins
- Who should you have not seen nude
- Butt dialing Pete Helliar
- Tallest Tales
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:13):
Did you see someone new that you shouldn't have love
to take your calls?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Threw up teacher before.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't need to have an erection, by the way,
which is what that sounded him is implying.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Probably won't treat that call.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, actually probably can't.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And there's none of that here. But you threw up
teacher before, and.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well yeah, but yeah and again when you finish school. Yeah,
when you finish school or you know, maybe you sort
of the distance and there was no sort of we'll
give you a relationship on foot.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'll give you a example. There's no relationship here outside
of friendship or just like normal teacher student relations But
I was on the footage trip in Darwin and there
happened to be an ice Barker and the head coach
was giving us a big pep talk, right, so like
pumping up to played this big school in Darwin. Anyway,
one of the assistant coaches, who was also my maths teacher,
(00:56):
fully nude and then got in an Iceley really in
front of all He's in the background and the whole
time just like girl listened to a bit George when
I'm watching my mass teacher have a nude icebar.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
In a wheelie bin was one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And then he gets out of the ice bar and you're.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Like, what's a lot going on there?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The low guy on there he lost that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm sure balls on the brain breeze is GOL six
five the footinge not on the brain. Breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze.
Probably you shouldn't have seen nude.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
My dad's roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh a roommate, Yeah, I reckon. That's probably the first
little thing to unpack there. Who's his roomy?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
His boss?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Your parents are divorced? Is that I separated?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Parents separated, So your dad's bunked up with his boss.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, let's get a roof over his head. Sounds like
his boss is a good bloke.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So he live with his wife, like he has he
moved into.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, they're both single together.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
The boys got a pad. I kind of like, I
actually kind of love that. I don't reckon a lot
of guys would live together past a certain age, and
those guys have wound the clock back.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That place would suck. So you're so breeze you your
dad's boss effectively?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Was sitting on the lounge and I was waiting for
my dad to finish his cigarette on his balcony.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So well, so out.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
He's boss didn't know obviously I was there and he
was in the shower and he's walked out, no cowl,
everything's out. And he stands there and he's like, hey, breeze,
and I was like hi, and he's like oh, and
he ran to his room.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, your dad's having a dart in the balcony. Way, wow, way,
I hope you weren't. Young Pipper is called I'm thirteen
one and sixty five. Hello, Pipper.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Hi, I don't I don't know the people. But I was.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
At like a water theme park one time, had my
goggles on it in the wavepool and saw two strangers
having sex in the wavepool.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
In the waves amongst the waves.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Borderline impressive You the wave wave? Which wavepool?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
We do?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Not a surfing wave pool like the the You mean
like a water, like a wet.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wall, one that you bring like your floats int you Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Would you be hidden by the waves though? Was there
a bit of anonymity within the waves.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
No, well, I only saw it when I was under
the water.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I think it's quite brazen ha ha. Were they using
any sort of like floaties or oh?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, it was quite tough, like a struttle situation.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, situations. I saw it because I speaking of it.
By the way, thirty one or six five, ye've seen
someone new that you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I got lured into my neighbor's house when she was
completely nerd. When I got in there, you were in
the car with me shopping situation.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You ran out wide as a ghost. I've never seen
you look.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Looking after the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she told
me to come over when she said doors open. She
said doors open, so I walked in there.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think she was trying to seduce the older man
next door. I'm like, am I that guy? I think? Yeah,
it was a bit of a reverse Missus Robinson situation
going on. I think you reckon. Yeah, potentially it was
pretty wild. Yeah yeah, but you were just you got
very scared.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I ran you got very scared. Yeah, I felt awful.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's got a Christie here. Did you ever talk
to her again?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, how they go?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, it got a bit weird because SEM thought that
she was luring me, whereas I was like, no, you know,
all's fair in love war and naked next door Christie's killed.
There's a good bit. Write that down, buick Christie. We're
talking about people you shouldn't have seen nerd.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Who just yeah, Hey, guys, So I was setting a
guy a few years back, and I'd say to his house.
He was living with his grandparents. I got up during
the night to use the bathroom and walked in on
his grandpa taking a poop naked in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Fantastic, naked in the bath and I think nude pooin's
a bit weirder. Do you think he did his pajamas
next to the toilet? Did he rope to take a brok?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Didn't stick around to take note of any clothes in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
My partner sim accidentally butt dialed daycare the other day
and totally fine, but the left a voicemail, and the
voicemail was just her screaming at our toddler, which happens
judgment but probably not a good look.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But the daycare not the person.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That you want to butt yeah, which made me think
that like that, that is the most I think spicy
situation in the first world, which is very much you
call someone you don't know you've called someone, they hear
something totally cooked.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's it's terrific.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And then the moment when you realize that you have
butt diled them, calling them back and being like, I'm
not sure if you got that? Pretty sure? It all
went to voicemail insert comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And as a Mexican standoff there as to whether they
reveal what they hurt or not.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, yeah, that's right. Do you you know if you
are on the receiving end of the voicemail you weren't
meant to receive, do you call the person back and say, hey,
you buttdled me. I heard everything, you know, whatever that
might be.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And that's what we want to test right now, Will
on the one and only Pete Hellier. Yeah, great guy conversally,
one of the great.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It has to be it to we have to do
this against a good guy, because a bad person just
absorbs this and goes, bang, thanks very much, I'm gonna
gaslight you and five yours.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, well we might find out that, yeah, he's a person.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is a great character study as well, isn't it.
We called Pete earlier, yes, and we we decided that
the juicy bit that we'd be talking about, was that
I sem and I were pregnant again, which, as you'll hear,
I then also dialed up to Yeah, I'd slept with
someone else and got them pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Your performer. I thought it was believable, and then all
of a sudden, you're talking about an a fair that
you're having, like read the script.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So we called Pete earlier, and we very much tried
to make it sound like a butt dial. So we
put the phone on the desk here and you and
I were trying to have a very casual conversation. Now
we haven't heard this audio yet, but because the team
wants to keep us here, keep it from us. But
apparently Pete has answered the call and he's heard the
whole thing, and apparently he's commentated in the background.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So, so have you thought about when you're gonna tell
the team? No, I actually haven't.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What am I going to say, Hey, we're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Because there's no easy way to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I really want to give it really private, So I'm
thinking about maybe I'm telling you a couple of people,
But I think once you tell a few people in
the team.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
That's that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's probably has she feeling.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She's good, she's good, but yeah, she obviously wants to
keep rap and wraps under it as well. It's so
awkward listen to this conversation.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Haven't told Sam that you're telling the team.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, no, I haven't told Sam that this girl
is pregnant.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, that's the information I'm hearing.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This is amazing. Definitely do, but it's just because it's
going to be a lot about buzzing around what do.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You mean in my personal life?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Like you're going to.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Alright, I'm gonna get a water before you Okay, good water.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
With Joe whitelaw.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, okay, okay. So that is the first time I've
read that. Based on that, I'm not one hald percent
sure if he's bought it, mind you, mind you.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We'll see. We've did the conversation, got out what we
need to do, and I was like water, He couldn't,
He couldn't have.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Been more were usually like all our chats water Anyway,
that that was hours ago, though, I just feel like
there's potentially enough time for him to stew on that, yeah,
to maybe start thinking that like, oh shit, maybe actually
what I did here was genuine right, so well he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think that the great thing in on our side
at the moment is that we've had no comms from him.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I tried to call him again before the show. Didn't
get through to him though, And I actually think I've
left a very very good voice Ye leave a message
good mate? Hey going? Did I did I call you before?
I was going to go and call min And it's
had there that i'd called you, And I can't remember
calling you anyway, probably just a bum dar, but just
thought i'd follow up, mate, look at home and away.
(10:17):
That was just a classic ALVA. Nothing's happening here, call
you before anyway. Let's try and call in again up
next and just see if we've got a fish on
the line.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, yeah, half a chance. It just joining us. We're
trying to convince Pete Helle that we accidentally dialed him.
(10:54):
So about two hours ago we called him. We put
the phone on the desk here and then we spoke
about the fact that I had got someone the pregnant
in like very harsh serious times and not your partner,
not my partner, super super scandals.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I think I think we may have reached a little
bit too far by bringing up that one. We probably
should have out a little bit more on the way.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, it would easy.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but yeah, if you just missed it. Yes, so
we did that, but dial he's ever heard the whole
thing is the first time we heard his because we
hadn't heard his reaction to it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, but he he did actually answer the phone call,
and he was very funny.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Uh joke.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, he clearly didn't buy it. I haven't heard fro
him in two.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Or three hours, though, I think that's enough time. I agree,
sitting in it and hang on a second, maybe that
is genuine. What do I do with this saucy information.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I agree with you, the longer we wait, the less
we hear from him, Like, surely at this stage he's
writing a message to you, going haha, because imagine if
he is real exactly, if he's actually heard that, and
he's in the background and going, oh, jokes, jokes, jokes,
and now the blood has drained from his face, and
I think it is a perfect time to call him
and Peter, hell, yeah, on your face, it was all
(12:05):
a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So I think I need to be like, hey, mate, Sorr,
I think I called you before, and let's just see
if he brings it up. Love it? I reckon, all right,
I love him, let's get him. How are you going good?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Are good?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Very good?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Before?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I just wanted to call you back, So I think
I accidentally called you earlier.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
I know you gotta be really careful because you obviously
accidentally called me and I overheard it quite a private conversation.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
So I.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Passed. I passed on when I learned and when I
heard the Daily Mirror and.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Mine in the mail, is there is there any part
of you? Pete? That was like, maybe I'm over here
in a real conversation.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
The call, And I said what He didn't really answer,
you're talking? And I thought this is a setup. Then
there was one kindy bit where.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
I thought because I was kind of laughing along and
like commentating the conversation as you know, as I was
hearing it, And then I thought, what if it was true?
But no, and then I thought should I play along?
I know you guys, you guys are genuine, We're real,
you the genuine stuff where real?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, that's it, that's it. So so did you think
it was in Will's character too? Even though he has
a child with someone else impregnate someone else? Did you did?
Was that the reason that you were like, maybe maybe
this is beloved?
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Actually I almost believe that, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That was the moment where you spun the other way
for a second.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
I was a hang on, this could be actually true.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It does seem like will.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
I'm trying to join the dots here.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
We actually we actually uh we didn't hear your commentary
because we tried to make it as real as we
POSSI were good. So we did the conversation without hearing
your audio, which was like we should, which would like
simulate a butt dial, and then we we just heard
your audio back. It was so good, the bit where
you were like, that's a good point, that's a buddy good,
(14:15):
that's a body good point.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
At one point I wasn't sure if it was the
point of it was hand along. Does your friend keep listening?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And you did hang on for a while, and now
you're trying to cut with his arm at the airport.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm a busy guy. I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I wasn't sure if you're going to come back to
me and say, hey, I'll hang on. Oh God, who's there, Pete.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
That happened?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So yeah, Jesus excuses.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
People, But good luck.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Will you said you got pick.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hands fall, come a hands full. We're all busy man
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Speaker 5 (15:59):
My first ever job as an eighteen year old was
a delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant. Some of you,
who are a bit observant may think I don't fit
the stereotypical expectation of what a Chinese delivery driver would
look like. So the running joke became, no one ever
expected me to be the Chinese delivery driver. So one
day I had to make a delivery to a hospital.
(16:21):
When I get to ward e, I see two big doors,
give them this food, and I go to walk out
the same exit, the same big double doors. Nothing happens.
I see a nurse's walking by, excuse me, how do
I get out of here? And she so politely turns
to me, puts her hand on my shoulder and says, oh, sweetie,
you don't it is at this point the penny has dropped.
(16:45):
I am in a mental wards. In my panic, I
try to convince her, no, no, wait, you don't understand.
I'm the Chinese delivery driver.
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Speaker 2 (00:13):
Did you see someone new that you shouldn't have love
to take your calls?
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Threw up teacher before.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
I don't need to have an erection, by the way,
which is what that sounded him is implying.
Speaker 1 (00:22):
Probably won't treat that call.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
No, actually probably can't.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
And there's none of that here. But you threw up
teacher before, and.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
Well yeah, but yeah and again when you finish school. Yeah,
when you finish school or you know, maybe you sort
of the distance and there was no sort of we'll
give you a relationship on foot.
Speaker 1 (00:36):
I'll give you a example. There's no relationship here outside
of friendship or just like normal teacher student relations But
I was on the footage trip in Darwin and there
happened to be an ice Barker and the head coach
was giving us a big pep talk, right, so like
pumping up to played this big school in Darwin. Anyway,
one of the assistant coaches, who was also my maths teacher,
(00:56):
fully nude and then got in an Iceley really in
front of all He's in the background and the whole
time just like girl listened to a bit George when
I'm watching my mass teacher have a nude icebar.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
In a wheelie bin was one of those.
Speaker 1 (01:20):
And then he gets out of the ice bar and you're.
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Like, what's a lot going on there?
Speaker 1 (01:27):
The low guy on there he lost that.
Speaker 2 (01:31):
I'm sure balls on the brain breeze is GOL six
five the footinge not on the brain. Breeze, breeze, breeze, breeze.
Probably you shouldn't have seen nude.
Speaker 3 (01:44):
My dad's roommate.
Speaker 2 (01:46):
Oh a roommate, Yeah, I reckon. That's probably the first
little thing to unpack there. Who's his roomy?
Speaker 3 (01:56):
His boss?
Speaker 1 (02:00):
Your parents are divorced? Is that I separated?
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Parents separated, So your dad's bunked up with his boss.
Speaker 2 (02:06):
Yeah, let's get a roof over his head. Sounds like
his boss is a good bloke.
Speaker 1 (02:10):
So he live with his wife, like he has he
moved into.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
Yeah, they're both single together.
Speaker 2 (02:18):
The boys got a pad. I kind of like, I
actually kind of love that. I don't reckon a lot
of guys would live together past a certain age, and
those guys have wound the clock back.
Speaker 1 (02:24):
That place would suck. So you're so breeze you your
dad's boss effectively?
Speaker 2 (02:31):
Yeah, well I.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Was sitting on the lounge and I was waiting for
my dad to finish his cigarette on his balcony.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
So well, so out.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
He's boss didn't know obviously I was there and he
was in the shower and he's walked out, no cowl,
everything's out. And he stands there and he's like, hey, breeze,
and I was like hi, and he's like oh, and
he ran to his room.
Speaker 2 (02:53):
Well, your dad's having a dart in the balcony. Way, wow, way,
I hope you weren't. Young Pipper is called I'm thirteen
one and sixty five. Hello, Pipper.
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Hi, I don't I don't know the people. But I was.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
At like a water theme park one time, had my
goggles on it in the wavepool and saw two strangers
having sex in the wavepool.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
In the waves amongst the waves.
Speaker 2 (03:24):
Borderline impressive You the wave wave? Which wavepool?
Speaker 5 (03:27):
We do?
Speaker 2 (03:27):
Not a surfing wave pool like the the You mean
like a water, like a wet.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Wall, one that you bring like your floats int you Yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Would you be hidden by the waves though? Was there
a bit of anonymity within the waves.
Speaker 4 (03:40):
No, well, I only saw it when I was under
the water.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
I think it's quite brazen ha ha. Were they using
any sort of like floaties or oh?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Yeah, it was quite tough, like a struttle situation.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Yeah, situations. I saw it because I speaking of it.
By the way, thirty one or six five, ye've seen
someone new that you shouldn't have.
Speaker 4 (04:05):
I did.
Speaker 2 (04:06):
I got lured into my neighbor's house when she was
completely nerd. When I got in there, you were in
the car with me shopping situation.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
You ran out wide as a ghost. I've never seen
you look.
Speaker 2 (04:14):
Looking after the dog. Yeah, yeah, yeah, And she told
me to come over when she said doors open. She
said doors open, so I walked in there.
Speaker 1 (04:21):
I think she was trying to seduce the older man
next door. I'm like, am I that guy? I think? Yeah,
it was a bit of a reverse Missus Robinson situation
going on. I think you reckon. Yeah, potentially it was
pretty wild. Yeah yeah, but you were just you got
very scared.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
I ran you got very scared. Yeah, I felt awful.
Speaker 1 (04:36):
Yeah, it's got a Christie here. Did you ever talk
to her again?
Speaker 4 (04:41):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (04:41):
Yeah, how they go?
Speaker 2 (04:44):
Well, it got a bit weird because SEM thought that
she was luring me, whereas I was like, no, you know,
all's fair in love war and naked next door Christie's killed.
There's a good bit. Write that down, buick Christie. We're
talking about people you shouldn't have seen nerd.
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Who just yeah, Hey, guys, So I was setting a
guy a few years back, and I'd say to his house.
He was living with his grandparents. I got up during
the night to use the bathroom and walked in on
his grandpa taking a poop naked in the bathroom.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Fantastic, naked in the bath and I think nude pooin's
a bit weirder. Do you think he did his pajamas
next to the toilet? Did he rope to take a brok?
Speaker 4 (05:29):
Didn't stick around to take note of any clothes in
the bathroom.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
My partner sim accidentally butt dialed daycare the other day
and totally fine, but the left a voicemail, and the
voicemail was just her screaming at our toddler, which happens
judgment but probably not a good look.
Speaker 1 (05:54):
But the daycare not the person.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
That you want to butt yeah, which made me think
that like that, that is the most I think spicy
situation in the first world, which is very much you
call someone you don't know you've called someone, they hear
something totally cooked.
Speaker 1 (06:13):
It's it's terrific.
Speaker 2 (06:14):
And then the moment when you realize that you have
butt diled them, calling them back and being like, I'm
not sure if you got that? Pretty sure? It all
went to voicemail insert comedy.
Speaker 1 (06:27):
And as a Mexican standoff there as to whether they
reveal what they hurt or not.
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Well, yeah, that's right. Do you you know if you
are on the receiving end of the voicemail you weren't
meant to receive, do you call the person back and say, hey,
you buttdled me. I heard everything, you know, whatever that
might be.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
And that's what we want to test right now, Will
on the one and only Pete Hellier. Yeah, great guy conversally,
one of the great.
Speaker 2 (06:52):
It has to be it to we have to do
this against a good guy, because a bad person just
absorbs this and goes, bang, thanks very much, I'm gonna
gaslight you and five yours.
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Yeah, well we might find out that, yeah, he's a person.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
This is a great character study as well, isn't it.
We called Pete earlier, yes, and we we decided that
the juicy bit that we'd be talking about, was that
I sem and I were pregnant again, which, as you'll hear,
I then also dialed up to Yeah, I'd slept with
someone else and got them pregnant.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Your performer. I thought it was believable, and then all
of a sudden, you're talking about an a fair that
you're having, like read the script.
Speaker 2 (07:30):
So we called Pete earlier, and we very much tried
to make it sound like a butt dial. So we
put the phone on the desk here and you and
I were trying to have a very casual conversation. Now
we haven't heard this audio yet, but because the team
wants to keep us here, keep it from us. But
apparently Pete has answered the call and he's heard the
whole thing, and apparently he's commentated in the background.
Speaker 1 (07:51):
So, so have you thought about when you're gonna tell
the team? No, I actually haven't.
Speaker 2 (08:01):
What am I going to say, Hey, we're pregnant.
Speaker 1 (08:03):
Because there's no easy way to do it.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I really want to give it really private, So I'm
thinking about maybe I'm telling you a couple of people,
But I think once you tell a few people in
the team.
Speaker 7 (08:15):
That's that's a good point.
Speaker 1 (08:18):
It's probably has she feeling.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
She's good, she's good, but yeah, she obviously wants to
keep rap and wraps under it as well. It's so
awkward listen to this conversation.
Speaker 7 (08:36):
Oh my god, you.
Speaker 1 (08:37):
Haven't told Sam that you're telling the team.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
Yeah, yeah, no, I haven't told Sam that this girl
is pregnant.
Speaker 7 (08:44):
Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (08:46):
Yeah, that's the information I'm hearing.
Speaker 2 (08:48):
This is amazing. Definitely do, but it's just because it's
going to be a lot about buzzing around what do.
Speaker 1 (08:54):
You mean in my personal life?
Speaker 2 (08:56):
Like you're going to.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Alright, I'm gonna get a water before you Okay, good water.
Speaker 7 (09:08):
With Joe whitelaw.
Speaker 1 (09:11):
Yeah, okay, okay. So that is the first time I've
read that. Based on that, I'm not one hald percent
sure if he's bought it, mind you, mind you.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
We'll see. We've did the conversation, got out what we
need to do, and I was like water, He couldn't,
He couldn't have.
Speaker 8 (09:30):
Been more were usually like all our chats water Anyway,
that that was hours ago, though, I just feel like
there's potentially enough time for him to stew on that, yeah,
to maybe start thinking that like, oh shit, maybe actually
what I did here was genuine right, so well he hasn't.
Speaker 2 (09:46):
I think that the great thing in on our side
at the moment is that we've had no comms from him.
Speaker 5 (09:53):
No.
Speaker 1 (09:54):
I tried to call him again before the show. Didn't
get through to him though, And I actually think I've
left a very very good voice Ye leave a message
good mate? Hey going? Did I did I call you before?
I was going to go and call min And it's
had there that i'd called you, And I can't remember
calling you anyway, probably just a bum dar, but just
thought i'd follow up, mate, look at home and away.
(10:17):
That was just a classic ALVA. Nothing's happening here, call
you before anyway. Let's try and call in again up
next and just see if we've got a fish on
the line.
Speaker 2 (10:33):
Yeah, yeah, half a chance. It just joining us. We're
trying to convince Pete Helle that we accidentally dialed him.
(10:54):
So about two hours ago we called him. We put
the phone on the desk here and then we spoke
about the fact that I had got someone the pregnant
in like very harsh serious times and not your partner,
not my partner, super super scandals.
Speaker 1 (11:06):
I think I think we may have reached a little
bit too far by bringing up that one. We probably
should have out a little bit more on the way.
Speaker 2 (11:12):
Yeah, it would easy.
Speaker 1 (11:13):
Yeah, but yeah, if you just missed it. Yes, so
we did that, but dial he's ever heard the whole
thing is the first time we heard his because we
hadn't heard his reaction to it.
Speaker 2 (11:23):
Yes, but he he did actually answer the phone call,
and he was very funny.
Speaker 1 (11:28):
Uh joke.
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Yeah, he clearly didn't buy it. I haven't heard fro
him in two.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Or three hours, though, I think that's enough time. I agree,
sitting in it and hang on a second, maybe that
is genuine. What do I do with this saucy information.
Speaker 2 (11:41):
I agree with you, the longer we wait, the less
we hear from him, Like, surely at this stage he's
writing a message to you, going haha, because imagine if
he is real exactly, if he's actually heard that, and
he's in the background and going, oh, jokes, jokes, jokes,
and now the blood has drained from his face, and
I think it is a perfect time to call him
and Peter, hell, yeah, on your face, it was all
(12:05):
a joke.
Speaker 1 (12:05):
So I think I need to be like, hey, mate, Sorr,
I think I called you before, and let's just see
if he brings it up. Love it? I reckon, all right,
I love him, let's get him. How are you going good?
Speaker 7 (12:21):
Are good?
Speaker 6 (12:22):
Very good?
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Before?
Speaker 1 (12:24):
I just wanted to call you back, So I think
I accidentally called you earlier.
Speaker 7 (12:27):
I know you gotta be really careful because you obviously
accidentally called me and I overheard it quite a private conversation.
Speaker 5 (12:35):
So I.
Speaker 7 (12:37):
Passed. I passed on when I learned and when I
heard the Daily Mirror and.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Mine in the mail, is there is there any part
of you? Pete? That was like, maybe I'm over here
in a real conversation.
Speaker 6 (12:58):
The call, And I said what He didn't really answer,
you're talking? And I thought this is a setup. Then
there was one kindy bit where.
Speaker 7 (13:08):
I thought because I was kind of laughing along and
like commentating the conversation as you know, as I was
hearing it, And then I thought, what if it was true?
But no, and then I thought should I play along?
I know you guys, you guys are genuine, We're real,
you the genuine stuff where real?
Speaker 1 (13:26):
Yeah, that's it, that's it. So so did you think
it was in Will's character too? Even though he has
a child with someone else impregnate someone else? Did you did?
Was that the reason that you were like, maybe maybe
this is beloved?
Speaker 7 (13:36):
Actually I almost believe that, to be honest.
Speaker 2 (13:42):
That was the moment where you spun the other way
for a second.
Speaker 6 (13:46):
I was a hang on, this could be actually true.
Speaker 1 (13:49):
It does seem like will.
Speaker 7 (13:51):
I'm trying to join the dots here.
Speaker 2 (13:53):
We actually we actually uh we didn't hear your commentary
because we tried to make it as real as we
POSSI were good. So we did the conversation without hearing
your audio, which was like we should, which would like
simulate a butt dial, and then we we just heard
your audio back. It was so good, the bit where
you were like, that's a good point, that's a buddy good,
(14:15):
that's a body good point.
Speaker 7 (14:19):
At one point I wasn't sure if it was the
point of it was hand along. Does your friend keep listening?
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (14:27):
Yeah, yeah, yeah yeah yeah.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
And you did hang on for a while, and now
you're trying to cut with his arm at the airport.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
I'm a busy guy. I'm a busy guy.
Speaker 7 (14:37):
I wasn't sure if you're going to come back to
me and say, hey, I'll hang on. Oh God, who's there, Pete.
Speaker 4 (14:46):
That happened?
Speaker 2 (14:47):
So yeah, Jesus excuses.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
People, But good luck.
Speaker 7 (14:54):
Will you said you got pick.
Speaker 2 (14:56):
Hands fall, come a hands full. We're all busy man
at the moment. Seals will end Woody present a little
(15:16):
strongly ouzzy strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus drink responsibly. Yes, what's the return of our
Tallest Tales competition? If you get to the final at
the Adelaide Fringe, will fly you down there. We'll do
your OCM to one of the best comedy festivals in
the country and that's probably a prize in and of itself.
But then you'll be on the stage up against the
other finalists and the best story wins ten thousand dollars
(15:38):
on the night.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
Absolutely so again, got to be in it to win it.
So get to Willinwoody dot com to register, tell us
your great story and as you said, Will, if you're
in the top four stories, you could win ten thousand bucks.
Now just to moisten the lips, I'm not sure if
that's the right terminology with the whistle. What the whistle
is what I was going for here is one of
the stories from.
Speaker 5 (15:59):
My first ever job as an eighteen year old was
a delivery driver for a Chinese restaurant. Some of you,
who are a bit observant may think I don't fit
the stereotypical expectation of what a Chinese delivery driver would
look like. So the running joke became, no one ever
expected me to be the Chinese delivery driver. So one
day I had to make a delivery to a hospital.
(16:21):
When I get to ward e, I see two big doors,
give them this food, and I go to walk out
the same exit, the same big double doors. Nothing happens.
I see a nurse's walking by, excuse me, how do
I get out of here? And she so politely turns
to me, puts her hand on my shoulder and says, oh, sweetie,
you don't it is at this point the penny has dropped.
(16:45):
I am in a mental wards. In my panic, I
try to convince her, no, no, wait, you don't understand.
I'm the Chinese delivery driver.
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