March 20, 2025 • 28 mins
- Lou Wall
- Are Will and Woody as defensive as an octopus?
- Gumtree Game
- Lloyd Langford
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tomorrow night on your Radio's what We're gonna be, live
from the Adelaide Fringe with four of the best stories
you there.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Will Woody presents.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Strongly, Aussie strong boat made right here in Australia for
eighteen plus tering responsibly.
Speaker 2 (00:33):
Alrighty, we're sold out and that's because there's some great stories.
The ten thousand dollars. It's a great venue. Stephen K.
Moss is going to be on the stage and Lou
Wall will also be on the stage. And Lou's in
the studio right now. Hello, Hello, geez, you're busy, mate.
So you're also doing shows at the Fringe, breaking the
(00:53):
fifth wall comedy dot com dot You're going to go
and see Lou. So are you ducking are we? Are
you ducking in and ducking out with us to night?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm finishing my show and then my agent told
me we got five minutes to get to you. So
I'm sweaty.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Great ready, I'm sweaty and ready.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A should be the name of the show, sweaty and ready.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And I love that. I love that. How's how's that?
How's the two have been going so far?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
It's great. I've just started. So it's the start of
kind of three months of tourings on two shows in Adelaide.
I love it here. They've got air conn in the tents. Now,
oh yeah, bloody beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It won't be sweaty and ready. You'll be sweat on
the run, sure.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
But you know we'll dry it off.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You're trying to make this something a professional outfit, one
of our headline access sprinting between tenths to get there.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I'll dowse your brow, your brow as you come in.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So, Lou, I'm reading that as part of your current show,
and I know that the obviously you write these well
in advance, but you are going to be detailing about
mental breakdowns.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Oh right, really, I don't think I've ever written a
comedy show. I don't detail the mental.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Is that right? So I'm interested to know what you
classify as a breakdown, because I think some people can
kind of throw that word around like a bit of
a dead cat, whereas you know other people.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Around like twenty dead cats. In the breakdowns I have
when I you know, my coffee is burned. We're not
talking a hectic that's so you have my hectic ones oh,
you have.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Had the full spectrum of breakdowns.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, I have many facets.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Maybe can I can I hear about the most recent breakdown,
maybe like was there being one that.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
The most recent breakdown was literally probably on stage last night. No,
actually what happened. I was in my Uber and I
get so Cassick just recently because late twenties coming at
me full stream ahead, and got Cassick had a little.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Vomit left my driving your own car.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No no, Uber, Oh I was going to say you
did you did you hide this view in the uber?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
The thing about being no? Okay, So I actually have
a really bad Uber rating, which is because one night
when I was going home from the club, I was
in an uber that was a learner car driver, so
the passenger seat had breaks.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I was quite wasted. Bunny hopped the M three. It
was the funniest night of my life. And I have
never had a rating above three point five, which is
actually so when I say Uber, I'm d ding because yeah,
adding myself. So when you had his view, lost my
(03:30):
PowerPoint clicker went and did my show. There's nine hundred ques,
so I'm there hitting my space fight. No, no, you know,
it was only a small went to break that. It
was fine. But the crazy thing is like after that,
I like get a d D to go home and
get in and the driver goes, oh, hands me my clicker.
(03:50):
It's the same in my life had the same driver
like phenomenal, phenomenal. It was the craziest thing in the world.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Amazing guy though to like, so you've spewed in his DD,
lost your clicker in his DD, and then he is
still willing to pick you up again and give you
your clickerback.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Impaccable. I think if you're just.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Joining us, by the way, we are talking about his car,
which is like an uber hit, didn't spew on his
penis and then lose a clicker in his penis?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Right do you call?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well? I don't think a lot of people don't know
what a DD is, And if I just heard two
people talking about, you know, DD, I'd be like, wow.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Double dtt you're talking about the.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Car guy come for with blue wall right up next
the some.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
People tonight who are going to be sharing some sorry
tomorrow night, sharing some great stories on stage in your life,
At what point when you're going through something which is
potentially really horrific. Do you go in your mind, this
is going to be a great bit for the stage.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Like one second in Bloody Hell. And honestly, as soon
as I I'm always recording stuff, I'm like, let's go
like it, and then if I can make it funnier,
I'm probably doing that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
So would you like deliberately do things in a bad
situation that make the situation worse because you're like, this
is a better punchline?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah? Sometimes, Actually not, No, I'd probably just lie about
the punchline and make the punch line up. Oh, you
know it's stranger than fiction, you know, like, yeah, it's
some crazy stuff happening.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, Well, what do you thinks like the I mean,
because you did reference just there in the song that
you have possibly the wildest your words, not ours. Yeah,
one of the wildest stories, I think. So can you
give us like a tease or a headline as to
as to what that might be.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It's about it's an interaction that took place on Facebook
marketplace okay, where I put my bed up for free. Okay, Yeah,
I needed to get rid of it full bed or
just mattress or bed frame and mattress.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Wow, good deal.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I was. It was a shitty ik a bed like it. Sure,
I wasn't going to get anything for it. I just
needed someone to take it off my hands, cancel collection,
you know it wasn't coming and the interaction like it's
absolutely changed my life. I've been performing it as a
comedy for like the last year, but it truly is
the most chaotic thing to ever happen to me. It
does involve a robbery, so I'll just leave it at that. Wow,
(06:17):
And that may or may not be the story I'm
telling tomorrow night. You'll have to see my show. That's
so sad for you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, that's fine. People can go and see your comedy
dot com dot au. What are the stories can we
expect from you when when we go and see you
on stage?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Too many stories?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Because I know your your your your show features what
nine hundred different slides?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So I do like internet kind of comedy, So like
all my stuff is. I mean, look, I'm gen z cusp,
let's not question it. Actually I did read this article
the other day that was like, only millennials will try
and convince you that they're gen z write articles. But
I just like I love the Internet. I've been on
(06:59):
the Internet since I was like twelve, like, and so
I try and make comedy that's like for people who
love to scroll on TikTok. So there's heaps of like
you know, memes, like really fast stuff online. But usually
usually my comedy is about like interactions I've had, Like
I like to scam scammers.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Sorry, can you talk about that? How do you scam
a scammer?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, I don't know if you've had better help, like
the online therapy No, no, it's online therapy. It's actually
technically a Silicon Valley tech company and not right yeah, yeah, yeah,
so they don't have to be like registered therapists, which
is like an uber driver. Quite often you'll get them
(07:37):
and they will literally just be scammers. So, like I
have had one that's just been like, maybe you should
consider like volunteering as part of a mission. Like I'm
like my better health therapist is a Mormon robot, Like
what is what's going on there? So I kind of
just like I love like mucking around on the Internet
and the depths of Reddit and getting as much juicy
content out of there.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's like that sounds fun.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, replying to emails I shouldn't you know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What what what's the deepest or the furthest you've got
into an internet bit before realizing I might have knocked
on a door that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I mean, I have been doxed a few times.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's doxed?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Dos means? Like all your details are on the internet.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I was in someone like your hard driver? Oh no, sorry,
personal person? Okay, but what does that.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Do I mean for me? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Hell I am anyway, if you're Ryan Reynolds, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
They're coming to your house. We're not going on your
door kind.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Of it's a threat, right, it's a threat. They go like, oh, hey,
just so you know, I've got all your personal details.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, you can look up if you've been docs like
you can like search your name and.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is that right? How do you find that out?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well? I do it. No, I'm not going to say how.
It may or may not be illegal. You can find
out if you've been absolutely.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wow, we're all going to google that after this interview.
I was just gonna I'm just going to type in
have I been doxed? I'm not sure that's going to
get me there.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And so people will effectively blackmail you with they've got your.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Details, yeah, which is like what they used to do with.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
The webcam thing, right, they'd be Okay, I can see you,
We've seen you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I'm like, watch on, boys, it's a party. Let's go.
I'll give you a little show every morning.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Give me your email, give you some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, Lou's going to be on stage with us tomorrow night.
But if you want to go and see Lou, they
are doing all the comedy festivals all over the country.
Comedy dot com dot au to go and see Lou
perform Breaking the Fifth Wall. Lou, It's been great to
have you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Sorry for almost leaving halfway through. Thanks for having.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Stick around. Now we all know what doxing is.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
You know, I like to inform the masses.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Woods.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm very very excited about the fact that Lloyd Langford's
on the show. And I'm also very excited about the
fact that I'm I'm now the chance to talk about
an octopus in Russia.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Is Russian octopus different to other octopus?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I think I think octopus is the same all over
the world.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Octopus is octopus.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, I get it, good question, there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Is yeah he changes no, so yeah octa Yeah, so
there's an octropus in Russia that I want to talk about,
which is, while you know this day and age that
we live in, that our radio show consists of us
talking about an octopus in Russia, but there's a guy
who got attacked by it. There's a guy got attacked
(10:46):
by an octopus in truth. Yeah. Yeah, he was poking
something in its hole and then it attacked him.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Serves him right, yeah, wild.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's actually hectic. If you haven't seen the video, it's extraordinary.
It strangles him, it tries to get it's like ten
calls down his snorkel. Did it squirt ink? Yeah, heaps
inked him and then strangled him effectively. Anyway, he's got
to climb up to the surface. Yeah, he's okay, but
it's full on. Yeah, and they probably they're quite harmless.
So he's invaded at home. And it got very defensive,
(11:15):
and I was starting to think, jeez, is this octopus
the most defensive creature I've ever seen? And then and
I had to think, and I was like, nah, Will,
that's not the case. Woody and I are more defensive
about way more things.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So I'm not defensive.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh, I Got'm getting defensive about getting defensive thought.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh you said a trap.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, you said a trap. So I thought we could
have a little defensive off. Okay, I've got a scale
of one to ten, one being don't care, ten being
most defensive.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
So I'm trying to make you get defensive.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, and the other person has to try not to
get defensive about it. All right?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you want to start things?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You can start? Okay, you can set the time because
that'll that'll dictate how hard I go.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I happen to be at your house for book club
over the weekend. Did thanks for having me really appreciate it?
I did want to mention though you've put in this
new sound system in your house and a bit Tinny's just.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
A little bit tiny. Yeah, and that quite jarring.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Wasn't an enjoyable it was something with ship is. You
wouldn't have picked it up.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
You were hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay. I know you've been doing a lot of squats
and stuff recently.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Don't you bring up the squad.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I caught a glimpse of your but.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Didn't even get into it before the burn I got
but I was just going to say, your bums looking
flat and.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Someone I want to hear.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
You know, I've got a big bike quite next week,
and that is not what I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That's not fair.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I'll go, I am, you've been watching my bum well,
I've actually been. When you booking the yogurt, I come
down and I watch, and can I just say your
warrior too underwhelming.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I'm so annoyed about that. It's got a bad warrior too.
It's the weak spot in my root about it. I
think that possibly the strangest thing that anyone I've ever
met does something that you do in that you barbecue
(13:39):
at eight o'clock in the morning in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm proud of that.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I'm proud of that.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I love barbecue every morning.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
This is six six joking broken.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The plot?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Tell will what is gum Tree game?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Oh yeah, it's a great game, William.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I describe an item on gum Tree.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
If you guess the price of that item correctly, I
buy that bloody item for you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I want you to win. I want you to win, so.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'll just don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I'll describe exuberantly. I'll describe as well as I can.
Let's got a donna here.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No one's evere no we've had winners.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
We've had winners. Don how are you?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'm very good, afternoon guy.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
It's not a beautiful day, is just gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Done.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It is just.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
For you already. Indeed, let me go on this gum tree.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Okay, you're moving me on? Done? I like it all right,
he's your item.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
It's a it's a beautiful item.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Done.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
I reckon, you could definitely have a use for this.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Done.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
It's a human sized cockroach.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
What's done?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you swear? Don't tell you what?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Tell you what?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We're trusting your hair.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Don't you swear it's a human sized cockroach. I'll tell
you what they want that?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, people, Yeah, there's some. There are some that's big
coming from you.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I reckon, don dollar amount?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
How much.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
I'll put ten bargs.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I'll tell you what, Don's it's more expensive than that.
I'll give you a second.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I reckon that's it. Now let's go to Lisa John.
I have to remember I reckon.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Seven half thousand dollars for the human sized cockrower there.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
So if you want that deal, get ah, get along
to gum out of mate.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Have a look at it looks so legit.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
It looks like a real cockroach say that I was
trying to make a piece.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You were moving Donna on.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Well, I was trying to move Donnor on because you know,
we didn't know which tree she was in. She certainly
wasn't in a gum tree.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I was in job very good, was enjoying.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
She said that when she came on, she said, get
me in this gum try. This is the first red flag.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let's move on to Lisa, shall we? Lisa, how are
you good?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
You going?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
God sending?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Far more normal than don that's for sure.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Definitely am.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I'm hoping this is going to be a good gum
tree buy.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah. Well keep in mind as well, Lisa. You don't
get the item you get, You get the price of
the item, so cash This caould.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Be the cash so for you today, Lisa, I've got Casper,
the CPR dog. So it's like it looks like a
real dog that's pricey, that has effectively passed away. Like
that's kind of what looks like and texadom does it
stuff it's rubbery. No, it's rubbery because you practice CPR
(16:47):
on it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's a CPR dog.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, why would you practice CPR and a dog.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Because your dog stops breathing and you want to bring
it back to life so you can do CPR on
you've never given see expensive?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, well no, am up there CPR.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh yeah, got to be of a sitting standard and
it's legit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's legit.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
You can you can absolutely perform CPR and it's a
great way to practice just in case the real thing
ever comes up in your life.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So how much cash, Lisa?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I reckon five hundred incorrect. I'm going to give you
a second guess. I'm going to give you a second guess.
It's a little or it's lower lower, okay? Oh no pressure,
maybe two hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Two hundred and fifty bucks lost cash?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Almost lost cash? Sorry Lisa, Sorry, I wish I could
give you the money. I wish I could's got to
Tracy here, Tracy. Yeah, final one, a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Make it quick, Tracy. It's a double dere so you
don't know what that is?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, double dreadit very rare so two doritos that are
joined at the hip effectively like as Siamese twin dorito.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
And the person has described it as limited edition, which
I think is.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
App because you don't see too many double dorito's out there, Tracy,
how much is that I reckon about five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Five incorrect, Tracy, sorry, seven and fifty so very close
this way.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
All the best comics in the world are in Australia
right now. And I say that with great authority because
Lloyd Langleort's not from here, and he is here right now.
I mean, I mean, you do we call you Australian
these days. I don't know where your citizenship application's at.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I'm a permanent resident PR.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Well done, PR. We're happy to have your Lloyd, very happy.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
We haven't got him yet. He's a PR. He's on
the pine. Yeah. I'm not locked and loaded.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
I'm a low to steer you. I'm not a lowed
to vault.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Are you wanting to make the cross over to citizen Lloyd?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
This is a public cord.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I do know that the thought and here is compulsory.
So I love to see him. See I'll have to
check with Dary and see what I've got coming up.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Well, you're very busy. You're a busy man. You're selling
that show's Lloyd.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That you don't get it. It's just the voting thing.
You get everything else.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
And maybe a touch more respect.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, I will certainly respect you more, Lloyd.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
But mate, let's talk about his stand up comedy, which
I do respect. I do thoroughly respect, and I want
to talk about the blurb for the new show Powerful Energy.
You said, mate, that you've got some thoughts on talk radio.
Oh my word, I'd love to hear them.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
The absolute dumbest people in the world bringing up with
their thoughts, like the kind of people that are like,
I want to post this on Facebook, but I'm afraid
of five GNA. I'm gonna take it to the airwaves.
I had an incident. I had an incident. I'm not
sure if I'm allowed to mention any stations or names
(20:22):
or anything, but I talk about it in the show
I was. I was on talk radio, and yeah, it
was eye opening. The guy had done the interview. His
opening question to me was who are you, which is
a very bold gambit I think for an interview. He
(20:43):
had no idea who I was. He was interview me.
I didn't have any idea who he was either, and
then he was like, what do you want to talk about?
And I said, well, I'm here to do promotion for
a television show called Taskmaster. He said, I don't know
what that is either. You'll have to explain. Wow, this
was all broadcast live.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Wow, I did not know that. It turned out.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
It turned out beforehand that we'd been chatting beforehand, and
we lived near each other in Melbourne, so hal Hu.
Through the interview, he starts asking me if I go
to a particular butchet, which.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I did as well.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
So we did that. That was the only common guy
he did. Yeah, some pork and vela mints.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was it? I mean, like I always find it hard
in those situations because like a part of me like
almost respects the arrogance on someone like that, but obviously
another part of me is offended. Like we were you
were you impressed or were you intimidated or were you annoyed?
Like where do you sit on that scale?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I mean I found his complete lack of interest, not
seeming interest refreshing for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You've got to love that,
Like a part of you is going to go, well,
you must be so far up your own ass. And
I kind of like that about it, you know, like
it's you can't not respect that. As far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'd want to win him over. I'm a paper plaser.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
We did as well. He started talking pork Vince with him.
He was like, all right, mate, did it win him
over load? Yeah? He was.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
He said you got to this butcher and I said, yeah,
do you get the pork and fiela mince? And then
all of a sudden, that's the only time I always
a he's leaked up.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's great, hey, mate, I want to talk to you
about you your partner, and you're both nominated for the
Best Stand Up Special at the Actors and one of you,
one of you won the award. I'll let the audio
do the talking. I just want to say, straight up
(22:43):
to my partner Lloyd, who was nominated in the same category.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Such, how was that when you got home? Lad Well?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
I'm not a very competitive person. I was happy on
one I was less happy that she she said on
National TV telling me to suckciate. But fair enough, you've
got to roll with the punches, right.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, Where has she placed the actor at home? Because
if it was me and my partner like that'd have
a prominent position in the living room as a reminder
that I did beat my partner.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Actually, she's placed it on she's placed it very near
my compact disc player, and it is crouching on my
CD storage space. So she's added insult to other insult.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I assume the camera panned to you there, Lloyd, after
she said that, did it?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Did it? Did depend to you.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
What happened was before the award was announced, all of
the cameras in the room went next to Rov, who
was also nominated. We angeres look and I just went, ah,
this is fine, right, we're not neither of us are
in the running for this, but they had a little
secret hidden camera on us. So because then they announced
(23:58):
honored one, so then I to move out on my
seat to let her get up onto the storage.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's really debilitating and sorry.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
And you were saying just before the song there that
she has now placed that actor award encroaching on your
space in the house and your CD storage.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Lloyd. Yes, I've got a further question about this CD storage.
I'm gonna be honest. I don't reckon.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
There's many people out there who were still holding onto CDs,
but you haven't an addiction to op shops, I believe, Lloyd,
and in particular CDs at op shops.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
CD's and second hunt books here. I love to thrift.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
When did this addiction start? Lloyd?
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I think it's always been deep in the very marrow
of ward.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
And out of all the CDs and secondhand books that
are there in an op shop?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Lloyd like, which are the ones that pop for you?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Well, I just like it's.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Often talk about the eyes lighting up? My god, lost
for words there. You can't believe it. You're asking me
about which second hald? My god, how long have you
guys got? Not long? Mate, not long? I know what
you people are like as well. You got thirty seconds
to try and describe your passion and which books you
go for?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Because this is I was.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
I was in a knop shop earlier on today and
I phoned a copy of Easy Ease saminel first album,
Easy Does It for two bucks. I'm going to listen
to it afterwards and try to ignore some of the racism,
homophobia and general misogyny and just focus.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
On the beat Easy does It?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's great?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Where else are you gonna hear it? That? And you
and if you say on Spotify for free, you'll be
one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, that's all right, It does kind of get to
that point, though, doesn't it, Like where it's more about
having the physical thing that for some reason, because I correct,
I collect records lay and I know that, like there's
a there's something nice about being able to say to
someone I have a hard copy of that.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Well, it's owning the physical thing, like mister Spotify, like
he's never going to come to my house and steal
my copy of Easy Ease, Easy does it? Where he
could he could change his terms and conditions tonight very quickly.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's true. Yeah, that's true. So yours is almost from
like a doomsday prepper sort of a scenario all the
streaming in the world dies.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I would say this is an exaggeration of my position.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Let's go with it.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I'd say, all the parties will be at your house, Lloyd,
because the music will be dead.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No one can to have a house party, I've heard,
Lloyd Langford.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Still, I like having the physical thing in my hand.
I like reading the line of notes, and I like
listening to the album all in one go.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's a nice feeling. I came back. Can you tell
us if is the story you've got at a time
you're freaking through the CDs.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, and there was the staff member behind me was
kicking off and I was like, what's the matter with
this guy? And then I turned around and there was
a big pool on the floor and pooh, a pool
like a ship like a dude, yeah, like a pup
And there was no one else there, and he thought,
I done it?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
How did you easy done? Like?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
How did you deal with the accusation?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Lloyd?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
I was like, you might tell I don't have very
high standards, but that is one of them. You never
ever take a pool on the floor of an op shop, right,
and then continue to browse, right, you do your shopping beforehand,
and then get old of that.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Did you manage to convince him that it wasn't you, though,
because I mean, if there's no one else in the
shop at that stage, that's.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
While looking guilty guilty, Yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Think someone had brought an animal in when it was
from a dog or something like that. I mean, he
wanted to check my nus, but I refused.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I think I think you're you're within your civil rights,
even if you are only a permanent resident. Mate. I
reckon we give that one to anyone who's staying here.
You cannot get your inns checked by. That just comes
with being in this country. What a beautiful place it is.
And if you'd like to see Lloyd Langford's brand news show,
Powerful Energy Comedy dot com dot au Lloyd, great to
(28:10):
see you, Thanks for having me
The Will and Woody Podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:10):
Tomorrow night on your Radio's what We're gonna be, live
from the Adelaide Fringe with four of the best stories
you there.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
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Speaker 4 (00:27):
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Speaker 2 (00:33):
Alrighty, we're sold out and that's because there's some great stories.
The ten thousand dollars. It's a great venue. Stephen K.
Moss is going to be on the stage and Lou
Wall will also be on the stage. And Lou's in
the studio right now. Hello, Hello, geez, you're busy, mate.
So you're also doing shows at the Fringe, breaking the
(00:53):
fifth wall comedy dot com dot You're going to go
and see Lou. So are you ducking are we? Are
you ducking in and ducking out with us to night?
Speaker 5 (01:00):
Yeah, I'm finishing my show and then my agent told
me we got five minutes to get to you. So
I'm sweaty.
Speaker 6 (01:06):
Great ready, I'm sweaty and ready.
Speaker 1 (01:09):
A should be the name of the show, sweaty and ready.
Speaker 2 (01:11):
And I love that. I love that. How's how's that?
How's the two have been going so far?
Speaker 5 (01:16):
It's great. I've just started. So it's the start of
kind of three months of tourings on two shows in Adelaide.
I love it here. They've got air conn in the tents. Now,
oh yeah, bloody beautiful.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
It won't be sweaty and ready. You'll be sweat on
the run, sure.
Speaker 5 (01:30):
But you know we'll dry it off.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
You're trying to make this something a professional outfit, one
of our headline access sprinting between tenths to get there.
Speaker 6 (01:39):
I'll dowse your brow, your brow as you come in.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
We'll be fine.
Speaker 2 (01:44):
So, Lou, I'm reading that as part of your current show,
and I know that the obviously you write these well
in advance, but you are going to be detailing about
mental breakdowns.
Speaker 5 (01:56):
Oh right, really, I don't think I've ever written a
comedy show. I don't detail the mental.
Speaker 2 (02:01):
Is that right? So I'm interested to know what you
classify as a breakdown, because I think some people can
kind of throw that word around like a bit of
a dead cat, whereas you know other people.
Speaker 5 (02:10):
Around like twenty dead cats. In the breakdowns I have
when I you know, my coffee is burned. We're not
talking a hectic that's so you have my hectic ones oh,
you have.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Had the full spectrum of breakdowns.
Speaker 5 (02:26):
Yeah, I have many facets.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
Maybe can I can I hear about the most recent breakdown,
maybe like was there being one that.
Speaker 5 (02:32):
The most recent breakdown was literally probably on stage last night. No,
actually what happened. I was in my Uber and I
get so Cassick just recently because late twenties coming at
me full stream ahead, and got Cassick had a little.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Vomit left my driving your own car.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
No no, Uber, Oh I was going to say you
did you did you hide this view in the uber?
Speaker 5 (02:55):
The thing about being no? Okay, So I actually have
a really bad Uber rating, which is because one night
when I was going home from the club, I was
in an uber that was a learner car driver, so
the passenger seat had breaks.
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Oh yeah, brilliant.
Speaker 5 (03:08):
I was quite wasted. Bunny hopped the M three. It
was the funniest night of my life. And I have
never had a rating above three point five, which is
actually so when I say Uber, I'm d ding because yeah,
adding myself. So when you had his view, lost my
(03:30):
PowerPoint clicker went and did my show. There's nine hundred ques,
so I'm there hitting my space fight. No, no, you know,
it was only a small went to break that. It
was fine. But the crazy thing is like after that,
I like get a d D to go home and
get in and the driver goes, oh, hands me my clicker.
(03:50):
It's the same in my life had the same driver
like phenomenal, phenomenal. It was the craziest thing in the world.
Speaker 4 (04:00):
Amazing guy though to like, so you've spewed in his DD,
lost your clicker in his DD, and then he is
still willing to pick you up again and give you
your clickerback.
Speaker 5 (04:10):
Impaccable. I think if you're just.
Speaker 2 (04:13):
Joining us, by the way, we are talking about his car,
which is like an uber hit, didn't spew on his
penis and then lose a clicker in his penis?
Speaker 1 (04:20):
Right do you call?
Speaker 2 (04:23):
Well? I don't think a lot of people don't know
what a DD is, And if I just heard two
people talking about, you know, DD, I'd be like, wow.
Speaker 5 (04:29):
Double dtt you're talking about the.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Car guy come for with blue wall right up next
the some.
Speaker 4 (04:41):
People tonight who are going to be sharing some sorry
tomorrow night, sharing some great stories on stage in your life,
At what point when you're going through something which is
potentially really horrific. Do you go in your mind, this
is going to be a great bit for the stage.
Speaker 5 (04:56):
Like one second in Bloody Hell. And honestly, as soon
as I I'm always recording stuff, I'm like, let's go
like it, and then if I can make it funnier,
I'm probably doing that.
Speaker 4 (05:06):
So would you like deliberately do things in a bad
situation that make the situation worse because you're like, this
is a better punchline?
Speaker 5 (05:12):
Yeah? Sometimes, Actually not, No, I'd probably just lie about
the punchline and make the punch line up. Oh, you
know it's stranger than fiction, you know, like, yeah, it's
some crazy stuff happening.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Yeah, Well, what do you thinks like the I mean,
because you did reference just there in the song that
you have possibly the wildest your words, not ours. Yeah,
one of the wildest stories, I think. So can you
give us like a tease or a headline as to
as to what that might be.
Speaker 5 (05:40):
It's about it's an interaction that took place on Facebook
marketplace okay, where I put my bed up for free. Okay, Yeah,
I needed to get rid of it full bed or
just mattress or bed frame and mattress.
Speaker 1 (05:51):
Wow, good deal.
Speaker 5 (05:52):
I was. It was a shitty ik a bed like it. Sure,
I wasn't going to get anything for it. I just
needed someone to take it off my hands, cancel collection,
you know it wasn't coming and the interaction like it's
absolutely changed my life. I've been performing it as a
comedy for like the last year, but it truly is
the most chaotic thing to ever happen to me. It
does involve a robbery, so I'll just leave it at that. Wow,
(06:17):
And that may or may not be the story I'm
telling tomorrow night. You'll have to see my show. That's
so sad for you.
Speaker 2 (06:23):
No, that's fine. People can go and see your comedy
dot com dot au. What are the stories can we
expect from you when when we go and see you
on stage?
Speaker 5 (06:30):
Too many stories?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Because I know your your your your show features what
nine hundred different slides?
Speaker 5 (06:37):
So I do like internet kind of comedy, So like
all my stuff is. I mean, look, I'm gen z cusp,
let's not question it. Actually I did read this article
the other day that was like, only millennials will try
and convince you that they're gen z write articles. But
I just like I love the Internet. I've been on
(06:59):
the Internet since I was like twelve, like, and so
I try and make comedy that's like for people who
love to scroll on TikTok. So there's heaps of like
you know, memes, like really fast stuff online. But usually
usually my comedy is about like interactions I've had, Like
I like to scam scammers.
Speaker 6 (07:13):
Sorry, can you talk about that? How do you scam
a scammer?
Speaker 5 (07:16):
Well, I don't know if you've had better help, like
the online therapy No, no, it's online therapy. It's actually
technically a Silicon Valley tech company and not right yeah, yeah, yeah,
so they don't have to be like registered therapists, which
is like an uber driver. Quite often you'll get them
(07:37):
and they will literally just be scammers. So, like I
have had one that's just been like, maybe you should
consider like volunteering as part of a mission. Like I'm
like my better health therapist is a Mormon robot, Like
what is what's going on there? So I kind of
just like I love like mucking around on the Internet
and the depths of Reddit and getting as much juicy
content out of there.
Speaker 2 (07:56):
It's like that sounds fun.
Speaker 5 (07:57):
Yeah, replying to emails I shouldn't you know.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
What what what's the deepest or the furthest you've got
into an internet bit before realizing I might have knocked
on a door that I shouldn't have.
Speaker 5 (08:12):
I mean, I have been doxed a few times.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
What's doxed?
Speaker 5 (08:16):
Dos means? Like all your details are on the internet.
Speaker 2 (08:19):
I was in someone like your hard driver? Oh no, sorry,
personal person? Okay, but what does that.
Speaker 5 (08:25):
Do I mean for me? Nothing?
Speaker 2 (08:28):
Hell I am anyway, if you're Ryan Reynolds, yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:31):
They're coming to your house. We're not going on your
door kind.
Speaker 2 (08:33):
Of it's a threat, right, it's a threat. They go like, oh, hey,
just so you know, I've got all your personal details.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Yeah, you can look up if you've been docs like
you can like search your name and.
Speaker 2 (08:43):
Is that right? How do you find that out?
Speaker 5 (08:46):
Well? I do it. No, I'm not going to say how.
It may or may not be illegal. You can find
out if you've been absolutely.
Speaker 4 (08:53):
Wow, we're all going to google that after this interview.
I was just gonna I'm just going to type in
have I been doxed? I'm not sure that's going to
get me there.
Speaker 2 (09:02):
And so people will effectively blackmail you with they've got your.
Speaker 5 (09:06):
Details, yeah, which is like what they used to do with.
Speaker 2 (09:08):
The webcam thing, right, they'd be Okay, I can see you,
We've seen you.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
I'm like, watch on, boys, it's a party. Let's go.
I'll give you a little show every morning.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
Give me your email, give you some good stuff.
Speaker 2 (09:23):
Hey, Lou's going to be on stage with us tomorrow night.
But if you want to go and see Lou, they
are doing all the comedy festivals all over the country.
Comedy dot com dot au to go and see Lou
perform Breaking the Fifth Wall. Lou, It's been great to
have you in the studio.
Speaker 5 (09:39):
Sorry for almost leaving halfway through. Thanks for having.
Speaker 2 (09:44):
Stick around. Now we all know what doxing is.
Speaker 5 (09:46):
You know, I like to inform the masses.
Speaker 2 (09:48):
Thank you very much.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Woods.
Speaker 2 (10:01):
I'm very very excited about the fact that Lloyd Langford's
on the show. And I'm also very excited about the
fact that I'm I'm now the chance to talk about
an octopus in Russia.
Speaker 6 (10:09):
Is Russian octopus different to other octopus?
Speaker 2 (10:16):
I think I think octopus is the same all over
the world.
Speaker 1 (10:20):
Octopus is octopus.
Speaker 6 (10:21):
Yeah, I get it, good question, there.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
Is yeah he changes no, so yeah octa Yeah, so
there's an octropus in Russia that I want to talk about,
which is, while you know this day and age that
we live in, that our radio show consists of us
talking about an octopus in Russia, but there's a guy
who got attacked by it. There's a guy got attacked
(10:46):
by an octopus in truth. Yeah. Yeah, he was poking
something in its hole and then it attacked him.
Speaker 6 (10:51):
Serves him right, yeah, wild.
Speaker 2 (10:55):
It's actually hectic. If you haven't seen the video, it's extraordinary.
It strangles him, it tries to get it's like ten
calls down his snorkel. Did it squirt ink? Yeah, heaps
inked him and then strangled him effectively. Anyway, he's got
to climb up to the surface. Yeah, he's okay, but
it's full on. Yeah, and they probably they're quite harmless.
So he's invaded at home. And it got very defensive,
(11:15):
and I was starting to think, jeez, is this octopus
the most defensive creature I've ever seen? And then and
I had to think, and I was like, nah, Will,
that's not the case. Woody and I are more defensive
about way more things.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
So I'm not defensive.
Speaker 6 (11:29):
Oh, I Got'm getting defensive about getting defensive thought.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
Oh you said a trap.
Speaker 2 (11:33):
Yeah, you said a trap. So I thought we could
have a little defensive off. Okay, I've got a scale
of one to ten, one being don't care, ten being
most defensive.
Speaker 1 (11:43):
So I'm trying to make you get defensive.
Speaker 2 (11:45):
Yeah, and the other person has to try not to
get defensive about it. All right?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Do you want to start things?
Speaker 2 (11:50):
You can start? Okay, you can set the time because
that'll that'll dictate how hard I go.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
I happen to be at your house for book club
over the weekend. Did thanks for having me really appreciate it?
I did want to mention though you've put in this
new sound system in your house and a bit Tinny's just.
Speaker 1 (12:06):
A little bit tiny. Yeah, and that quite jarring.
Speaker 2 (12:11):
Wasn't an enjoyable it was something with ship is. You
wouldn't have picked it up.
Speaker 6 (12:19):
You were hanging in there.
Speaker 2 (12:23):
Okay. I know you've been doing a lot of squats
and stuff recently.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Don't you bring up the squad.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I caught a glimpse of your but.
Speaker 1 (12:36):
That was great.
Speaker 2 (12:37):
Didn't even get into it before the burn I got
but I was just going to say, your bums looking
flat and.
Speaker 1 (12:46):
Someone I want to hear.
Speaker 6 (12:47):
You know, I've got a big bike quite next week,
and that is not what I want to hear.
Speaker 1 (12:50):
That's not fair.
Speaker 4 (12:52):
I'll go, I am, you've been watching my bum well,
I've actually been. When you booking the yogurt, I come
down and I watch, and can I just say your
warrior too underwhelming.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
I'm so annoyed about that. It's got a bad warrior too.
It's the weak spot in my root about it. I
think that possibly the strangest thing that anyone I've ever
met does something that you do in that you barbecue
(13:39):
at eight o'clock in the morning in your backyard.
Speaker 1 (13:42):
I'm proud of that.
Speaker 6 (13:43):
I'm proud of that.
Speaker 2 (13:46):
That's fine.
Speaker 1 (13:47):
I love barbecue every morning.
Speaker 4 (13:50):
This is six six joking broken.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
The plot?
Speaker 4 (14:01):
Tell will what is gum Tree game?
Speaker 6 (14:07):
Oh yeah, it's a great game, William.
Speaker 1 (14:10):
I describe an item on gum Tree.
Speaker 4 (14:13):
If you guess the price of that item correctly, I
buy that bloody item for you.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
I want you to win. I want you to win, so.
Speaker 2 (14:19):
I'll just don't know.
Speaker 4 (14:21):
I'll describe exuberantly. I'll describe as well as I can.
Let's got a donna here.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
No one's evere no we've had winners.
Speaker 1 (14:27):
We've had winners. Don how are you?
Speaker 4 (14:29):
I'm very good, afternoon guy.
Speaker 6 (14:31):
It's not a beautiful day, is just gorgeous.
Speaker 1 (14:34):
Done.
Speaker 2 (14:34):
It is just.
Speaker 3 (14:37):
For you already. Indeed, let me go on this gum tree.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
Okay, you're moving me on? Done? I like it all right,
he's your item.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
It's a it's a beautiful item.
Speaker 1 (14:50):
Done.
Speaker 6 (14:51):
I reckon, you could definitely have a use for this.
Speaker 1 (14:53):
Done.
Speaker 6 (14:54):
It's a human sized cockroach.
Speaker 7 (14:58):
What's done?
Speaker 1 (15:00):
Do you swear? Don't tell you what?
Speaker 2 (15:03):
Tell you what?
Speaker 1 (15:04):
We're trusting your hair.
Speaker 6 (15:05):
Don't you swear it's a human sized cockroach. I'll tell
you what they want that?
Speaker 1 (15:13):
Well, people, Yeah, there's some. There are some that's big
coming from you.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
I reckon, don dollar amount?
Speaker 5 (15:20):
How much.
Speaker 6 (15:22):
I'll put ten bargs.
Speaker 4 (15:26):
I'll tell you what, Don's it's more expensive than that.
I'll give you a second.
Speaker 2 (15:29):
I reckon that's it. Now let's go to Lisa John.
I have to remember I reckon.
Speaker 4 (15:36):
Seven half thousand dollars for the human sized cockrower there.
Speaker 6 (15:41):
So if you want that deal, get ah, get along
to gum out of mate.
Speaker 1 (15:46):
Have a look at it looks so legit.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
It looks like a real cockroach say that I was
trying to make a piece.
Speaker 1 (15:52):
You were moving Donna on.
Speaker 2 (15:53):
Well, I was trying to move Donnor on because you know,
we didn't know which tree she was in. She certainly
wasn't in a gum tree.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
I was in job very good, was enjoying.
Speaker 2 (16:00):
She said that when she came on, she said, get
me in this gum try. This is the first red flag.
Speaker 1 (16:05):
Let's move on to Lisa, shall we? Lisa, how are
you good?
Speaker 5 (16:09):
Hey?
Speaker 4 (16:09):
You going?
Speaker 1 (16:09):
God sending?
Speaker 6 (16:11):
Far more normal than don that's for sure.
Speaker 7 (16:14):
Definitely am.
Speaker 4 (16:15):
I'm hoping this is going to be a good gum
tree buy.
Speaker 2 (16:19):
Yeah. Well keep in mind as well, Lisa. You don't
get the item you get, You get the price of
the item, so cash This caould.
Speaker 4 (16:27):
Be the cash so for you today, Lisa, I've got Casper,
the CPR dog. So it's like it looks like a
real dog that's pricey, that has effectively passed away. Like
that's kind of what looks like and texadom does it
stuff it's rubbery. No, it's rubbery because you practice CPR
(16:47):
on it.
Speaker 2 (16:50):
Dog.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
It's a CPR dog.
Speaker 2 (16:52):
Yeah, why would you practice CPR and a dog.
Speaker 4 (16:54):
Because your dog stops breathing and you want to bring
it back to life so you can do CPR on
you've never given see expensive?
Speaker 1 (17:02):
Yeah, well no, am up there CPR.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
Oh yeah, got to be of a sitting standard and
it's legit.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
It's legit.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
You can you can absolutely perform CPR and it's a
great way to practice just in case the real thing
ever comes up in your life.
Speaker 1 (17:18):
So how much cash, Lisa?
Speaker 4 (17:21):
I reckon five hundred incorrect. I'm going to give you
a second guess. I'm going to give you a second guess.
It's a little or it's lower lower, okay? Oh no pressure,
maybe two hundred.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Two hundred and fifty bucks lost cash?
Speaker 4 (17:47):
Almost lost cash? Sorry Lisa, Sorry, I wish I could
give you the money. I wish I could's got to
Tracy here, Tracy. Yeah, final one, a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Make it quick, Tracy. It's a double dere so you
don't know what that is?
Speaker 4 (18:03):
Yeah, double dreadit very rare so two doritos that are
joined at the hip effectively like as Siamese twin dorito.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
And the person has described it as limited edition, which
I think is.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
App because you don't see too many double dorito's out there, Tracy,
how much is that I reckon about five hundred dollars.
Speaker 3 (18:20):
Five incorrect, Tracy, sorry, seven and fifty so very close
this way.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
All the best comics in the world are in Australia
right now. And I say that with great authority because
Lloyd Langleort's not from here, and he is here right now.
I mean, I mean, you do we call you Australian
these days. I don't know where your citizenship application's at.
Speaker 7 (18:57):
I'm a permanent resident PR.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Well done, PR. We're happy to have your Lloyd, very happy.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
We haven't got him yet. He's a PR. He's on
the pine. Yeah. I'm not locked and loaded.
Speaker 7 (19:08):
I'm a low to steer you. I'm not a lowed
to vault.
Speaker 1 (19:11):
Are you wanting to make the cross over to citizen Lloyd?
Speaker 2 (19:17):
This is a public cord.
Speaker 7 (19:18):
I do know that the thought and here is compulsory.
So I love to see him. See I'll have to
check with Dary and see what I've got coming up.
Speaker 6 (19:27):
Well, you're very busy. You're a busy man. You're selling
that show's Lloyd.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
That you don't get it. It's just the voting thing.
You get everything else.
Speaker 7 (19:37):
And maybe a touch more respect.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, yeah, that's fair.
Speaker 6 (19:41):
Yeah, I will certainly respect you more, Lloyd.
Speaker 4 (19:43):
But mate, let's talk about his stand up comedy, which
I do respect. I do thoroughly respect, and I want
to talk about the blurb for the new show Powerful Energy.
You said, mate, that you've got some thoughts on talk radio.
Oh my word, I'd love to hear them.
Speaker 7 (20:01):
The absolute dumbest people in the world bringing up with
their thoughts, like the kind of people that are like,
I want to post this on Facebook, but I'm afraid
of five GNA. I'm gonna take it to the airwaves.
I had an incident. I had an incident. I'm not
sure if I'm allowed to mention any stations or names
(20:22):
or anything, but I talk about it in the show
I was. I was on talk radio, and yeah, it
was eye opening. The guy had done the interview. His
opening question to me was who are you, which is
a very bold gambit I think for an interview. He
(20:43):
had no idea who I was. He was interview me.
I didn't have any idea who he was either, and
then he was like, what do you want to talk about?
And I said, well, I'm here to do promotion for
a television show called Taskmaster. He said, I don't know
what that is either. You'll have to explain. Wow, this
was all broadcast live.
Speaker 2 (21:02):
Wow, I did not know that. It turned out.
Speaker 7 (21:05):
It turned out beforehand that we'd been chatting beforehand, and
we lived near each other in Melbourne, so hal Hu.
Through the interview, he starts asking me if I go
to a particular butchet, which.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
I did as well.
Speaker 7 (21:20):
So we did that. That was the only common guy
he did. Yeah, some pork and vela mints.
Speaker 2 (21:26):
Was it? I mean, like I always find it hard
in those situations because like a part of me like
almost respects the arrogance on someone like that, but obviously
another part of me is offended. Like we were you
were you impressed or were you intimidated or were you annoyed?
Like where do you sit on that scale?
Speaker 7 (21:46):
I mean I found his complete lack of interest, not
seeming interest refreshing for sure.
Speaker 2 (21:53):
Yeah, that's what I'm saying. You've got to love that,
Like a part of you is going to go, well,
you must be so far up your own ass. And
I kind of like that about it, you know, like
it's you can't not respect that. As far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 1 (22:04):
I'd want to win him over. I'm a paper plaser.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
We did as well. He started talking pork Vince with him.
He was like, all right, mate, did it win him
over load? Yeah? He was.
Speaker 7 (22:12):
He said you got to this butcher and I said, yeah,
do you get the pork and fiela mince? And then
all of a sudden, that's the only time I always
a he's leaked up.
Speaker 2 (22:22):
That's great, hey, mate, I want to talk to you
about you your partner, and you're both nominated for the
Best Stand Up Special at the Actors and one of you,
one of you won the award. I'll let the audio
do the talking. I just want to say, straight up
(22:43):
to my partner Lloyd, who was nominated in the same category.
Speaker 1 (22:48):
Such, how was that when you got home? Lad Well?
Speaker 7 (22:55):
I'm not a very competitive person. I was happy on
one I was less happy that she she said on
National TV telling me to suckciate. But fair enough, you've
got to roll with the punches, right.
Speaker 4 (23:07):
Yeah, Where has she placed the actor at home? Because
if it was me and my partner like that'd have
a prominent position in the living room as a reminder
that I did beat my partner.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
Oh.
Speaker 7 (23:16):
Actually, she's placed it on she's placed it very near
my compact disc player, and it is crouching on my
CD storage space. So she's added insult to other insult.
Speaker 4 (23:30):
I assume the camera panned to you there, Lloyd, after
she said that, did it?
Speaker 1 (23:35):
Did it? Did depend to you.
Speaker 7 (23:36):
What happened was before the award was announced, all of
the cameras in the room went next to Rov, who
was also nominated. We angeres look and I just went, ah,
this is fine, right, we're not neither of us are
in the running for this, but they had a little
secret hidden camera on us. So because then they announced
(23:58):
honored one, so then I to move out on my
seat to let her get up onto the storage.
Speaker 2 (24:04):
It's really debilitating and sorry.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
And you were saying just before the song there that
she has now placed that actor award encroaching on your
space in the house and your CD storage.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
Lloyd. Yes, I've got a further question about this CD storage.
I'm gonna be honest. I don't reckon.
Speaker 4 (24:19):
There's many people out there who were still holding onto CDs,
but you haven't an addiction to op shops, I believe, Lloyd,
and in particular CDs at op shops.
Speaker 1 (24:29):
Is that right?
Speaker 7 (24:30):
CD's and second hunt books here. I love to thrift.
Speaker 1 (24:33):
When did this addiction start? Lloyd?
Speaker 7 (24:35):
I think it's always been deep in the very marrow
of ward.
Speaker 4 (24:42):
And out of all the CDs and secondhand books that
are there in an op shop?
Speaker 1 (24:45):
Lloyd like, which are the ones that pop for you?
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (24:48):
Well, I just like it's.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Often talk about the eyes lighting up? My god, lost
for words there. You can't believe it. You're asking me
about which second hald? My god, how long have you
guys got? Not long? Mate, not long? I know what
you people are like as well. You got thirty seconds
to try and describe your passion and which books you
go for?
Speaker 1 (25:07):
Because this is I was.
Speaker 7 (25:10):
I was in a knop shop earlier on today and
I phoned a copy of Easy Ease saminel first album,
Easy Does It for two bucks. I'm going to listen
to it afterwards and try to ignore some of the racism,
homophobia and general misogyny and just focus.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
On the beat Easy does It?
Speaker 1 (25:28):
That's great?
Speaker 7 (25:30):
Where else are you gonna hear it? That? And you
and if you say on Spotify for free, you'll be
one hundred percent correct.
Speaker 2 (25:39):
Yeah, that's all right, It does kind of get to
that point, though, doesn't it, Like where it's more about
having the physical thing that for some reason, because I correct,
I collect records lay and I know that, like there's
a there's something nice about being able to say to
someone I have a hard copy of that.
Speaker 7 (25:55):
Well, it's owning the physical thing, like mister Spotify, like
he's never going to come to my house and steal
my copy of Easy Ease, Easy does it? Where he
could he could change his terms and conditions tonight very quickly.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
That's true. Yeah, that's true. So yours is almost from
like a doomsday prepper sort of a scenario all the
streaming in the world dies.
Speaker 7 (26:17):
I would say this is an exaggeration of my position.
Speaker 1 (26:21):
Let's go with it.
Speaker 4 (26:22):
I'd say, all the parties will be at your house, Lloyd,
because the music will be dead.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
No one can to have a house party, I've heard,
Lloyd Langford.
Speaker 7 (26:28):
Still, I like having the physical thing in my hand.
I like reading the line of notes, and I like
listening to the album all in one go.
Speaker 2 (26:37):
It's a nice feeling. I came back. Can you tell
us if is the story you've got at a time
you're freaking through the CDs.
Speaker 7 (26:44):
Yeah, and there was the staff member behind me was
kicking off and I was like, what's the matter with
this guy? And then I turned around and there was
a big pool on the floor and pooh, a pool
like a ship like a dude, yeah, like a pup
And there was no one else there, and he thought,
I done it?
Speaker 2 (27:06):
How did you easy done? Like?
Speaker 1 (27:09):
How did you deal with the accusation?
Speaker 4 (27:11):
Lloyd?
Speaker 7 (27:11):
I was like, you might tell I don't have very
high standards, but that is one of them. You never
ever take a pool on the floor of an op shop, right,
and then continue to browse, right, you do your shopping beforehand,
and then get old of that.
Speaker 2 (27:27):
Did you manage to convince him that it wasn't you, though,
because I mean, if there's no one else in the
shop at that stage, that's.
Speaker 1 (27:32):
While looking guilty guilty, Yeah, I.
Speaker 7 (27:35):
Think someone had brought an animal in when it was
from a dog or something like that. I mean, he
wanted to check my nus, but I refused.
Speaker 2 (27:48):
I think I think you're you're within your civil rights,
even if you are only a permanent resident. Mate. I
reckon we give that one to anyone who's staying here.
You cannot get your inns checked by. That just comes
with being in this country. What a beautiful place it is.
And if you'd like to see Lloyd Langford's brand news show,
Powerful Energy Comedy dot com dot au Lloyd, great to
(28:10):
see you, Thanks for having me
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