⚡️MINI: Woody Gets Pregnant (yes, pregnant) 🍼🫄

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My heard podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the free I had. But it's well and morning.
Hope you having a great Monday if you're not strap
yourselves in, because what he's about to get strapped in
himself pregnancy belly coming in the studio. He's going to
be pregnant for the whole week. Gets pregnant. You can

(00:31):
do it? Okay. So my wife Mim is currently pregnant
with our second child. It's all really really exciting, and
I just in an endeavor to understand what she's going
through more. It was suggested by a caller last week
that I should wear a preggy belly for the entire week,
for entire week, get a fake belly, because the exhaustion

(00:51):
that you have from being pregnant is astronomical. Okay, so
are we all ready to go here? I think the anymore.
George is getting very tired holding it up outside. So
I've heard between ten and fifteen kilos there. It is
all of you guys heard that hit the desk. But

(01:13):
it always looks like it looks like an apron. But
with birds in a belly, I was expecting more of
like a prosthetic kind of thing that I could get
a bit more moisture on. What for, Well, if I
sweat into I've got yeah, of course, because if I
sweat into this will stink. Yeah, that's a factor. I

(01:34):
thought it was going to be like a dry fit
kind of what sort of Nike aren't making? Belly? Is?
How am I going to share in this? You have
to sort that out, all right, let's chuck it on.
I don't know, mate, that's not my problem. You're pregnant,
and that's not what I say to pregnant people. Ordinarily,
not my problem. You're pregnant. It's not the approach, and

(01:57):
that's not what we're learning here. What we're learning here
is how to empathize with people who are in you know,
what can be a very difficult time. Very anyway, turned
into the tuck shop lady, instantly, didn't you? We might
that up? Why is your belly? So? Okay, So this
is what I was talking about. Okay, So what We're
gonna take the straps off and I think we're going

(02:18):
to have to staple you in. But it's very it's
literally covering my yeah, I know, So we're gonna have
to lift it up, So George is gonna lift it
up for you over the Oh you can readjust this, yeah,
readjust on the straps there? How's that hold the belly? Geez?
Is that very heavy? Is it? There's no way I
can do this for a week. Isn't that heavy? It's
really really how people like? What's in there? I think

(02:43):
Bunon Busher told me he's filled it up. What did
you put in? Oh my god, there's ten kilograms of
aquarium sand? Oh, aquarium sand? Guys? What is that? But
I assume it's sand aquarium? You look great? Look at that? Wow. Okay,
Now what I've got for you. I've got a little

(03:08):
hat that you're gonna wear around everywhere, which has got
a QR code on it, so people are wondering why
you're pregnant. They can scan that and that comes with
an X an XXL I'm losing his shoulder. I've lost
his shoulder. I'll an XXL T shirt for you because
I think you're gonna need some clothes here, mate, like, like,

(03:31):
can you do a little spin for me? Let me
just have a look at you? And has it the
Jurassic Park them is apped? You do look like something
for another world. What there's what is going on here?
I can't quite makes the shoulder pads you kind of
you look like it just feels too low. Yeah it does.

(03:54):
It keeps hitting my yeah, yeah, yeah, Okay, Okay, I
don't know if his T shirt is gonna fit. Okay,
don't put the T shirt on now. Let's just have
a look. How the breasts feeling. Yeah, they're fine, Okay,
I'm just kids feeling very heavy. Yeah, where's it feeling?
Where you feeling it most in terms of holding it up?
So shoulders? Yeah, right, currently these wings on, You've got

(04:22):
these shoulder pads. It look like you should be in
an eighties movie. But then you've got a gut that
makes you look like you're in an All American diner.
It just looks like you've got a gut. That's what
it looks like. You're gonna look like. It just looks
like you're wearing your fat suit. To be perfect honest
with you, because when you put a shirt over the
top of that, you're just going to look huge. It's
just gonna look like a good It's okay, I don't

(04:42):
care about how I look. Hopefully I can still just
feel what it feels like to have. Okay, so physically,
do you think you could work out in that? Well, no,
not at all. I can't. What am I trying to
hike the knees up? Yeah? Okay? It really is like
a beer gut, isn't it. Yeah? Can we get some
I want to solidify it a bit. Yeah, I don't

(05:04):
know if we can do that. Mate, the baby at
the end of the day you look after it. No,
that's the way. That can't have you kicking your knees
up either, really, because if it was a child in there,
then that's part of the thing, right, You've got to
be careful. Funny how quickly I'm leaning and yeah you
are leaning forward because it's standing up straight? Is hard?
Is that right? Because it's pulling on my back? Really,

(05:27):
it'll be on all week Instagram TikTok will and what
you've got to see for yourselves. And yeah, you guys
can all enjoy five days of woods wearing this. I
know I certainly will. I hope you having a grat
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