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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free hard a Well, I committed the
cardinal sin of flight travel, of choosing not to go
and take a WI just before boarding the plane.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Why is that a cardinal sin?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, I just think it can be a cardinal sin
if maybe you do need to go to the toilet
and you get a little bit arrogant and think, oh,
I reckon, I can probably hold it until the plane
takes off. Yeah, what's one thing you know about me?
As far as bladder holding the awful? When I got
to go, it goes zero to a e urgency.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
There's a sense of urgencies. It takes you over.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
As soon as I've got to go, I can't concentrate
and it's coming out one way or another.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And I know this about myself. Yeah, I got arrogant.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I've done a lot of international travel.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You know. Within a week I've done the flight to Amsterdam.
I was coming back. I was like, I think I've
got this thing in the bag. So I got a
piss just tweeting holding on, holding on to which is
the number one the number one skill of travelers holding
onto wis between six hundred people.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
At some stage, you're gonna have to hold on. Anyway.
I got arrogant.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I didn't take a WI pre flight, sitting on the
plane and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I can feel it. Okay, I need to go. But
I'm okay, I need to go. How long? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Loosen your belt, your belt back all I did the.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Chill, I crossed the leg over, oh, tapping my hands.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was tapping my hands, and I think the person
next to me was like, oh, bug, I've got a
nervous fire in the aisle. Middle Okay, so middle, and
I'm tapping legs across and I'm like, but it's fine.
We're backing out. We're doing the big We're backing out.
We're gonna be on.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The what do they call the back out? They call
it the convoying.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What's good?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Poo loves flying. What do they call it? The launching?
The kickback?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's pushback, the pushback before we're pushing back in the
pushback in the pushback. So I was we'll be in
the air in no time and I Am going to
just bolt to the toilet. Everything will be fine. Anyway,
we get the announcement of the speak up. It's like
to lay here, guys have to wait for a couple
of other planes to take off.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I was the last thing you want to do?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You like?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
How much info do you like there?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Stop watch?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Because sometimes they give you. You know, when they're like this.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
How's a flight carrying from all They're going to kick
back about two hundred and forty degrees north and then
we'll be pushing on pretty good weather conditions.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Say you're like, shut up, movie started trying to watch
take I don't care about.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The pushback, don't care. I'm in the sea, got the
headphones on, don't care where we're going.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Or for me, I'm about to have a valium and
the world is about to go dark.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So if I had, if you've got a prescription on this,
but so if they and for me, it's like get
all your announcements out in one.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
The worst is when it's like book and then you're like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, the movie, and then the movie starts, Oh, here's
another announcement the weather in your destination.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, mate, I was.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Sitting next to Max who was trying to watch Bluey
and she tells me she's just like what is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like you told me, I come on this plane and
watch the television. I don't want to get some guy talk.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So anyway, this is all happening okay, and I'm realizing
I suddenly need to go like one hundred percent. So
I'm sitting there, planes not moving, planes not moving, I'm waiting,
I'm tapping, and I was like, no, I can't od
of this, so belt off.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I leap from the guy who's in the aisle and
I run. Why well, I was going to piss my
pants like I was actually like, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
At it, and I had to a mental game for you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I had the thought where I was like, Okay, maybe
I should just piss my pants because I can't get
up and run because that'll look probably a little bit dodgy, right, yeah,
and that's exactly how it looks. So I ran to
the front of the plane. The hostess like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sit down, sit down, We're about to take off, and
I was like, I'm going to piss my pants. I'm
going to pass.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, this stage, I'm getting eyes on you know what
I mean, What the hell is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They then have to.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Call the captain because I was like, let me pissing
the bottle and they'll excuse me. And I was like,
close the blind, let me piss in the bottle. Like
so you can't piss in the bottle, Well, I was
going to piss my pants.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I deminated to go to the toilet more and Wow,
the pain, the pain. Anyway, they were like, we've got
we've got to call the captain and I was like,
don't call the captain.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't want the captain knowing. She's like, I've got
to call the captain. She calls the captain.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh no, informs the captain that someone needs to so
desperately go to the toilet, that don't go to ther No.
Captain agrees amazingly, obviously reluctantly. I then go to the toilet.
At this stage, the entire plane knows what's going on
the walk of.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Shame that I had.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Could you wi? When you got.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Slowed it out of me?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I didn't need to know that the question I just said,
could you Like? I would have felt a lot of
pressure there.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know how when you're ween on a plane, you've
got that bottom thing it goes tap tap tap, you know,
goes based on the pressure.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, okay, not relatable anyway. My pressure is yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Anyway, So went back to my seat. The point of
the story is the entire plane at that point knew
that I had effectively delayed the flight my Wii. Right,
So here's the question on thirteen one. They didn't they
didn't taxi.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, they held the taxi so I could get through.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
How much do you think they delayed? You delayed the
plane by.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Hard to say, but we ended up sitting on the
tarmac for like a lot longer, and people would just think.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It was just spotting the queue. Yes. Wow,
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free hard a Well, I committed the
cardinal sin of flight travel, of choosing not to go
and take a WI just before boarding the plane.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Why is that a cardinal sin?
Speaker 1 (00:29):
Well, I just think it can be a cardinal sin
if maybe you do need to go to the toilet
and you get a little bit arrogant and think, oh,
I reckon, I can probably hold it until the plane
takes off. Yeah, what's one thing you know about me?
As far as bladder holding the awful? When I got
to go, it goes zero to a e urgency.
Speaker 2 (00:48):
There's a sense of urgencies. It takes you over.
Speaker 1 (00:50):
As soon as I've got to go, I can't concentrate
and it's coming out one way or another.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
And I know this about myself. Yeah, I got arrogant.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Why, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
I've done a lot of international travel.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
You know. Within a week I've done the flight to Amsterdam.
I was coming back. I was like, I think I've
got this thing in the bag. So I got a
piss just tweeting holding on, holding on to which is
the number one the number one skill of travelers holding
onto wis between six hundred people.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
At some stage, you're gonna have to hold on. Anyway.
I got arrogant.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
I didn't take a WI pre flight, sitting on the
plane and I'm sitting there and I'm like, oh.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I can feel it. Okay, I need to go. But
I'm okay, I need to go. How long? Anyway?
Speaker 2 (01:32):
Loosen your belt, your belt back all I did the.
Speaker 3 (01:35):
Chill, I crossed the leg over, oh, tapping my hands.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
I was tapping my hands, and I think the person
next to me was like, oh, bug, I've got a
nervous fire in the aisle. Middle Okay, so middle, and
I'm tapping legs across and I'm like, but it's fine.
We're backing out. We're doing the big We're backing out.
We're gonna be on.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
The what do they call the back out? They call
it the convoying.
Speaker 3 (01:59):
What's good?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Poo loves flying. What do they call it? The launching?
The kickback?
Speaker 1 (02:03):
It's pushback, the pushback before we're pushing back in the
pushback in the pushback. So I was we'll be in
the air in no time and I Am going to
just bolt to the toilet. Everything will be fine. Anyway,
we get the announcement of the speak up. It's like
to lay here, guys have to wait for a couple
of other planes to take off.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
I was the last thing you want to do?
Speaker 4 (02:21):
You like?
Speaker 2 (02:22):
How much info do you like there?
Speaker 3 (02:24):
Stop watch?
Speaker 4 (02:25):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:26):
Because sometimes they give you. You know, when they're like this.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
How's a flight carrying from all They're going to kick
back about two hundred and forty degrees north and then
we'll be pushing on pretty good weather conditions.
Speaker 1 (02:38):
Say you're like, shut up, movie started trying to watch
take I don't care about.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
The pushback, don't care. I'm in the sea, got the
headphones on, don't care where we're going.
Speaker 4 (02:47):
Or for me, I'm about to have a valium and
the world is about to go dark.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
So if I had, if you've got a prescription on this,
but so if they and for me, it's like get
all your announcements out in one.
Speaker 3 (02:56):
The worst is when it's like book and then you're like.
Speaker 1 (02:58):
Okay, the movie, and then the movie starts, Oh, here's
another announcement the weather in your destination.
Speaker 2 (03:04):
Well, mate, I was.
Speaker 4 (03:04):
Sitting next to Max who was trying to watch Bluey
and she tells me she's just like what is going on?
Speaker 2 (03:08):
Like you told me, I come on this plane and
watch the television. I don't want to get some guy talk.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
So anyway, this is all happening okay, and I'm realizing
I suddenly need to go like one hundred percent. So
I'm sitting there, planes not moving, planes not moving, I'm waiting,
I'm tapping, and I was like, no, I can't od
of this, so belt off.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
I leap from the guy who's in the aisle and
I run. Why well, I was going to piss my
pants like I was actually like, I am.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
At it, and I had to a mental game for you.
Speaker 1 (03:35):
I had the thought where I was like, Okay, maybe
I should just piss my pants because I can't get
up and run because that'll look probably a little bit dodgy, right, yeah,
and that's exactly how it looks. So I ran to
the front of the plane. The hostess like, what are
you doing?
Speaker 3 (03:47):
Sit down, sit down, We're about to take off, and
I was like, I'm going to piss my pants. I'm
going to pass.
Speaker 4 (03:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (03:52):
Yeah, this stage, I'm getting eyes on you know what
I mean, What the hell is going on? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (03:58):
They then have to.
Speaker 1 (03:59):
Call the captain because I was like, let me pissing
the bottle and they'll excuse me. And I was like,
close the blind, let me piss in the bottle. Like
so you can't piss in the bottle, Well, I was
going to piss my pants.
Speaker 4 (04:08):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (04:09):
I deminated to go to the toilet more and Wow,
the pain, the pain. Anyway, they were like, we've got
we've got to call the captain and I was like,
don't call the captain.
Speaker 3 (04:17):
I don't want the captain knowing. She's like, I've got
to call the captain. She calls the captain.
Speaker 1 (04:22):
Oh no, informs the captain that someone needs to so
desperately go to the toilet, that don't go to ther No.
Captain agrees amazingly, obviously reluctantly. I then go to the toilet.
At this stage, the entire plane knows what's going on
the walk of.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Shame that I had.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
Could you wi? When you got.
Speaker 3 (04:41):
Slowed it out of me?
Speaker 2 (04:42):
I didn't need to know that the question I just said,
could you Like? I would have felt a lot of
pressure there.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
You know how when you're ween on a plane, you've
got that bottom thing it goes tap tap tap, you know,
goes based on the pressure.
Speaker 3 (04:53):
No, okay, not relatable anyway. My pressure is yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:58):
Anyway, So went back to my seat. The point of
the story is the entire plane at that point knew
that I had effectively delayed the flight my Wii. Right,
So here's the question on thirteen one. They didn't they
didn't taxi.
Speaker 3 (05:10):
No, they held the taxi so I could get through.
Speaker 2 (05:14):
How much do you think they delayed? You delayed the
plane by.
Speaker 1 (05:16):
Hard to say, but we ended up sitting on the
tarmac for like a lot longer, and people would just think.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
It was just spotting the queue. Yes. Wow,
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