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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
I hard Hey Woodrow.
Speaker 3 (00:18):
Right now, there's a survey of the funniest countries in
the world. Oh great, that have just been revealed.
Speaker 4 (00:27):
Great. Are you happy with the results?
Speaker 2 (00:29):
I'm surprised. Oh surprised, Like.
Speaker 3 (00:31):
Thenest country in the world for you.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You asked me this earlier, and apparently my answer was boring,
So I'm gonna mix it up for you.
Speaker 4 (00:39):
I think.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
So here's the thing and I'll explain it more. I
think Russia is the funniest country because I think their
humor would work because you wouldn't expect it. Okay, do
you like I imagine you walk through a Russian street?
Speaker 2 (00:52):
Yep.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
If there's any like lightness, you're just so shocked because
you just think it'd be so serious to gag.
Speaker 3 (01:01):
You'd be like, that's very funny, like if someone went
rush in the top twekay. So they INDIVIDO six and
people cross thirty countries to ask them. But the way
the questionnaire worked was it was it was basically it
was they were firstly whether or not they told a joke,
but also how they expressed their humor.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
As well, whether they laugh, whether they laughed at themselves.
Most noticeably was the way that it was aggregated.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
So with the score of seventy two point three to
three out of a possible one hundred and twelve on
the questionnaire the world's funniest country, chech.
Speaker 2 (01:36):
Yer jechyer for me, the Czech Republic.
Speaker 4 (01:39):
Oh yeah, right, yeah.
Speaker 1 (01:41):
I used to follow a tennis player from the Czech
Republic called Thomas Buddic.
Speaker 4 (01:45):
Not funny.
Speaker 3 (01:47):
Well, it was a funny guy that you followed him,
or know how sad your teenage years.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
Were, because I boy and we were obviously being very funny.
He never found it funny.
Speaker 2 (01:58):
But really he never found the bird each thing funny.
Speaker 1 (02:01):
Think he took us seriously and we're like, mate, we're
not actually fan for just doing this to take the
PiZZ But he never got that. Oh really, that's one
example of someone from the Czech Republic who maybe he's
just an outlier.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
Second place Portugal, Portugal. Yeah, the Portuguese very funny. Okay, yeah,
so I think they're right off. Well, they get it
together with. The Third place was Ireland. The Irish are
very funny people.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
I'm an Irish person calls the show it's very funny.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Australia came in at seventh.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Oh, that's hush right behind the Greeks piped there.
Speaker 4 (02:35):
I think the Greek can be funny. Abus dance classic.
Speaker 1 (02:39):
Okay, that's an awesome that's a quickly to ra that's.
Speaker 4 (02:45):
What they hang on.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
You're just saying the first thing.
Speaker 4 (02:48):
I'm saying, August is obviously hilarious.
Speaker 5 (02:50):
All right, Well, I was going to keep going through
the list with you, but I've been told that their
kids a bit dicey, So getting dicey it feels a
bit dicey.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
You're just saying making.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You're making it dicey by going for the cultural stereotype
that place and laughing at it.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Oh, I can say that now.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
So what we're going to do. We're not the phone
line right over to you. Guys. See if you want to.
Speaker 4 (03:18):
Line with little bit of walking the line, it does
be a little bit on the line.
Speaker 2 (03:22):
But that's what it's all about. Mate.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
What are we doing?
Speaker 2 (03:24):
So thirteen one and six five? You tell us a joke.
Speaker 3 (03:27):
I've got the list of the twentiest funniest countries here.
Good in this survey you calls up, You've got to
be foreign. By the way, you can't be an AUSSI okay, okay,
So if you are foreign, you've got to call us
up thirteen one and six five, tell us a joke,
and we have to guess where you're from based.
Speaker 2 (03:43):
On that joke.
Speaker 4 (03:45):
Nothing else, just how funny the joke is.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
Yeah, right, okay, okay, okay, So just call up and
you've got to be from overseas. So what you're saying
you've got to be you're from bort you're born overseas.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I'll just say you've got it your foreign.
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Okay, you're foreign.
Speaker 2 (04:01):
Let's let's go onto the reads. Mate. I told you
it's dicey.
Speaker 4 (04:04):
Not getting dicey. I just want to make sure we
get the rules.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Fright, you're not from here, you're coming on telling the joke,
and then based on that jug we should be able
to tell you where you're from. Yes, because like if
it's hilarious, we're going to your Portuguese.
Speaker 2 (04:15):
Well probably yeah, or your check yet yeah right, okay,
yeah cool.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
I mean you could be Belgian. They came in at
the fourth Belgian. What do you know about the Belgians?
Speaker 4 (04:25):
Well, I actually I dated a Belgian for for a while.
She was pretty funny. She was pretty funny.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
You didn't You didn't ever say that.
Speaker 4 (04:31):
No, she was really funny, was she.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (04:33):
Yeah, she had a very dry sense of humor.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
But wouldn't let you break out with it.
Speaker 4 (04:37):
I wouldn't say that hilarious, would.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, let's let's go to the calls.
Speaker 4 (04:46):
I just didn't expect how many Lamb mines in that.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
Country to say go for it. All of a sudden,
you're ripping into Greek customs. Anyway, give us packs to
give away, and we'll try to guess the funniest country.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
We'll play it up next. We've got Johann here.
Speaker 1 (05:06):
Okay, so Johann, you're not from here, and you've got
a joke for us, and again, based on the humor
of this joke, we should be able to figure out
where you are from.
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Hello, Johann, Hey, good old boys.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
Just first caller. I love your show, I love your boys.
Speaker 4 (05:24):
Thanks, I appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (05:25):
There's a lot of Chuck Norris jokes.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
If Chuck Morris is doing push ups, he's not pushing
himself up, He's pushing the earth down.
Speaker 4 (05:35):
Don't mind that, Johann, I don't mind that very good.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
It's an old one classic.
Speaker 4 (05:39):
It is a classic.
Speaker 2 (05:40):
But where are you from?
Speaker 4 (05:41):
Hang on? Hang on? Well we hold the hang on,
Hank will hold the horses.
Speaker 1 (05:46):
Yoh, isn't the whole bit that we should be able
to tell Johann where he's from?
Speaker 2 (05:49):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yes, because of the joke. Okay, so don't tell us
where you're from? Yoh, funny you think the joke was.
Speaker 2 (05:56):
I thought it wasn't bad. What did you think?
Speaker 4 (05:58):
I thought it was right in the middle? So who's
they gave the top twenty?
Speaker 2 (06:01):
It's a classic?
Speaker 4 (06:02):
Did they give the top twenty?
Speaker 1 (06:02):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You thought it was right? What was middle?
Speaker 4 (06:04):
Hungary?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Johann?
Speaker 4 (06:06):
We think you're Hungarian?
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Boys? Are you from? Where are you from? Your hunt?
Speaker 6 (06:13):
I'm from South Africa?
Speaker 3 (06:15):
Ah?
Speaker 1 (06:16):
Where south Africa on the list of it? Where is
you didn't make the top?
Speaker 4 (06:20):
Your heart?
Speaker 5 (06:21):
No?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
I spending my time so very funny? Really yeah, really funny? Yeah?
How would you say that people from South Africa are funny?
Speaker 3 (06:30):
Before?
Speaker 2 (06:31):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (06:31):
Do you remember the.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
Call we got about the gold price pack for you?
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Remember the call we got about the guy get the
migraines every time that he.
Speaker 2 (06:37):
Would be in the bed.
Speaker 1 (06:38):
That's the funniest call we've ever received on this shot.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
I kind I believe that on the top.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
Yeah, no, they didn't make the talk.
Speaker 3 (06:43):
Oh no, nineteenth Oh sorry, swill there you go. Come on, man,
and it's called thirteen one and six five, and you
tell us a joke. We tell you where you're from
based on how funny the joke is. I've got the
twenties funniest countries in the world in front of me.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Go for it.
Speaker 6 (06:55):
Awesome, Okay, So this joke I actually used it on
Hinge okay, because I was very concerned about my humor.
So I the joke is, why did the fourign girl
get kicked out of the Aussie r PQ.
Speaker 4 (07:10):
Uh didn't he's surely not bringing a plate?
Speaker 1 (07:16):
Or when she said when the dress code was was thongs,
she rocked up in a thong and what's the pastime?
Speaker 6 (07:25):
So the answer is because when they say bring a song,
she showed up in a.
Speaker 1 (07:32):
Sorry sorry, sorry, I really know I've ruined your joke there, Anna,
But obviously, given given I mean, iways think it's pretty good.
Given that I suggested that, I'm going to say she's
in the top five.
Speaker 4 (07:44):
So for me, it's fourth. Who's fourth Belgium.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
Are you daily Belgium before?
Speaker 4 (07:50):
Yes?
Speaker 1 (07:50):
And I said she was quite funny, pretty funny, Yeah,
really funny.
Speaker 2 (07:53):
Anna.
Speaker 4 (07:53):
We think you're from Belgium.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
Well, unfortunately, no, I'm from Brazil.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
Oh Brazil on the list?
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Woulds I have been to Brazil on the list. I
don't think there's much substance this game.
Speaker 2 (08:09):
Is there?
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Probably not Oka getting some good jokes, get great jokes,
good gear.
Speaker 4 (08:14):
Oka, I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (08:15):
When I was here Brazil, I don't feel like they
found me funny.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
Definitely not.
Speaker 1 (08:21):
We spent nine hours in a buffet on Christmas Day
in Brazil.
Speaker 2 (08:25):
Were you masquraded as a powder finger?
Speaker 1 (08:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (08:27):
And they didn't find that funny.
Speaker 2 (08:29):
Okas caoled thirty one of six five high Oka Oka.
Speaker 1 (08:33):
Yeah, Olga Ogre sorry, old old.
Speaker 4 (08:41):
Like Olga Kralenko, the actress.
Speaker 5 (08:43):
I didn't even know you're talking to me.
Speaker 3 (08:44):
Sorry, Olga, thank you, Olga.
Speaker 2 (08:49):
I was called Oka gee with these producers.
Speaker 1 (08:53):
Oh my god, I know list obviously, Olga. Now that
we're talking to you, all right, what's your joke?
Speaker 5 (09:00):
Okay?
Speaker 6 (09:02):
What's the difference between a vitamin and a wholmone?
Speaker 4 (09:06):
Sorry?
Speaker 1 (09:06):
What what's a and a hormone?
Speaker 6 (09:13):
Vitamin difference between a ornerman and a hormone.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
And okay, so there's a naughty joke which is going
to my mind.
Speaker 2 (09:22):
I don't know, I'll go, what is it?
Speaker 4 (09:24):
You can make a ornerman, but you can't brilliant.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Good on you. Where are you from? Olga number one?
Where are you from?
Speaker 4 (09:38):
You?
Speaker 2 (09:40):
You're knocking from the day.
Speaker 4 (09:49):
Excuse me,