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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well what he brought you by Westpac on your Monday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Wood almost named my unborn baby after a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'll run you through it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So, So Mimi is pregnant. She's thirty weeks pregnant now,
very very exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Wow, really getting on there. How are you feeling about it?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm just pumped, Like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know, she's at that stage now where you just
I'm ready for the baby to come out.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, she's starting very sore and stuff, and.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Lots of dad's in your shoes at this time, trying
you know, often get a lot of their partying out
of their system and whatnot. Yeah, for a forty eight
hour bike riding tour through the regional Victorian town of
Bright over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Got pretty wild, got pretty Wilde had a few beers
at the pub alcohol free, but a few beers at
the pub afterwards anyway. So naturally, outside of bike riding trips,
we're also throwing around a.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Lot of names at the moment. Oh yeah, what are
we going to name the baby?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're throwing things at each other, and I really liked
the name Walter. Oh yeah, Walter Walter. I like it's
an old school name. It's coming around a little bit
Walter and Walt Walt, yeah, Walt Walter. Anyway, my last
name is white Law. We White Law, Walter white Law.
Now for me, no issues, I don't have no issues.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
There's a very very popular television show called Breaking Bad.
Of course, now again I'm not a huge fan of
Breaking Bad.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But thankfully I told her button push it. Tommy here.
I was like, what do you think of Walter White Law?
And he thought I was joking and he was like,
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Name your child after a dude on a TV show
who sold ice. Effectively, I love it, but like pretty
strange man. But again, if I didn't have that, because
him didn't pick up on that either. Both of us
were just like, yeah, Walter white Law, that's that's that's great.
But a lot of people would have been like cool
man after anice dealer.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And also they wouldn't have had that chat with you
to your face does that you go, oh, what a
beautiful name, and then you walk away and.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You go those people are freaks. Yeah, classics behind the
man anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You would have copped a lot of that, and I
would have been listening in and appealing with a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Of those people. Yeah, oh, very good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I think we should play it. I mean, there's a
joke that's been written in the in the producer chat bot.
It's a good joke. It's a good joke. I think
does deserve a song hook.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Have had that in the bird sweep. Here he comes,
Walter Whitelot, here he comes. All right, so, thankfully, what's
TV show anyway? Thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Did they not think through the name enough? So, thankfully
(02:57):
we did think it through enough, So we're not going
to name our child Walter Whitelaw. I would love to
hear some examples now of when people didn't think through
the name enough. I want to know about the names
that you've encountered in your where you go? How the
hell did you name your child? How did you not
run the first name into the surname there and figure
out that was a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Have you been a victim of the behind your back chats?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
We had an example of this recently on the show.
I'll play that for you up next. Possibly the best
or worst example of this I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Is toughly to admit.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Woods, but you realize that you just didn't think through
your baby name enough.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, because for whatever reason, I reckon we can rush
these things through, and we're naming our baby. I'm talking
about it because me and my wife is thirty weeks
pregnant now, so we are aggressively throwing names around. And again,
we really loved the name Walter, but my surname is Whitelaw.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Walter Whitelaw is very.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Similar to the main character of Breaking Bad, who was
famous for dealing ice. It's just not the kind of
thing you want to be putting out there, I think
when you name your child, naming them after a drug dealer,
a famous, famous drug dealer.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So anyway, so thankfully we've thought it through. That I
luckily brought up with Tommy, a button pusher. He was
across a big flag panic.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, that's why, I mean, there's a lot of
reason to throw the baby name around. I mean, it's
kind of not really kosher, is it. You don't throw
the name around because you want a bit to everyone
to surprise with it. At the end of the day,
it's probably good doing a bit of cross referencing.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, just to make sure you're not going to I
don't want someone to ship on your name. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Like if you friend and you're like, hey, look, this
is what I'm thinking, and then they go, well, I
that's a really that's an awful feeling.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But you'd probably rather have that than then look at
your kid and go no. I mean, like, you know,
you put your child first there.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
But a lot of the time people don't like a
name is like, oh god, I had I had an
ex boyfriend a couple of weeks and he used to
sleep with the squirrel and it's like, what's nothing to
do with my child?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Impressively, let's go to sleep in the same bed as
I go to.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wayne here on thirteen one o six five.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wye, you've got an example of a name you don't
think the parents thought it through.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No. No.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I used to work with a fellow his name was
Matthew King and now he's talking about his brother one
day and he goes, yeah, I mean brother Wayne. I'm
just like, you're serious. Was my name is Wayne? And yeah, No,
that's just.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
A cold.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And hold back. But does that happen? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, in full Yeah, let's go to Antonia here and
TONI you've got a marriage.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah yeah. I don't think you need to be as
careful when you get married, but this woman probably should have. So.
My parents growing up had a really good family friend
called Tisser who meet a lovely man called Rob. And
when Rob and Tessa got married, they became mister and
missus Rob and Stickle.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Like testiclesis stickle?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sorry? And this is your friends with tests.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
And my parents were yeah, parents, did.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Anyone have the conversation that, like, I don't think you
can marry I don't think you can marry mister Stickle.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
No, was so lovely, you know, even I remember him
being the loveliest.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Lovely He must have been. He must have compensated immediately
known as a ball for the rest of my life.
He must be a beautiful man, a gorgeous Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And for her to know that the rest of my
life I'm going to be known as that. You want
some something coming back? I'm sure maybe he was amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Must have been, he must have been. Well, let's go
to Lord Nell here, lar Neelle, you went to you
went to Oh bless you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You went to school with a girl whose parents didn't
think through the name.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I didn't know. I went to school with a girl
whose name was surname Dick.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I missed the missed the first name there. Surname is
always a winner. But what was the first name?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Crystal?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Crystal Dick?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Is there a game laughing at the surname there? Or
why is Crystal bad?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Nothing wrong with Crystal.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Nothing to do with the first name.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You didn't need to give us the best.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You can't do anything the surnames Dick. It's just like,
that's just the Dick family has to live with that.
The whole family tree has to live with that.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I think they've done a pretty good thing by calling
her Crystals.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So many gridades there, I think they've done really well.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Exactly half the names are gone Christine, not lor now.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Not get the phone too with lor Nell across.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Jo love the Dick gag bang, get it on. It's
not even clever made. There was no joke there. We
all want her first name, Crystal. That's not a bit.
Let's go to a shout out. Can kind of say
shout out to all.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The Dicks that are listening surnamed Dick. Oh yeah, shout out,
because it's some stage in your life it would have
been tricky.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm friends with a family of Dicks.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
There were four boys before the Four Digs, and a
great great guys followed them around. Let's go to Cayden here,
Caden Caiden, you've got a work related one.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Good guys, how are we? Yeah? I was actually in
the Defense Force for a bit in the Navy. And
in the Navy you get called by your rank followed
by your last name. Yeah, and joining up you started
a semen.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
And we had a bloke from his last name was
Stains
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Last name was once Sorry,
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live on the Free I hard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Well what he brought you by Westpac on your Monday afternoon.
Speaker 1 (00:20):
Wood almost named my unborn baby after a drug dealer.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
I'll run you through it.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
So, So Mimi is pregnant. She's thirty weeks pregnant now,
very very exciting.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Wow, really getting on there. How are you feeling about it?
Speaker 3 (00:32):
I'm just pumped, Like, I'm so excited.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
You know, she's at that stage now where you just
I'm ready for the baby to come out.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
Yeah, she's starting very sore and stuff, and.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Lots of dad's in your shoes at this time, trying
you know, often get a lot of their partying out
of their system and whatnot. Yeah, for a forty eight
hour bike riding tour through the regional Victorian town of
Bright over the weekend.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Got pretty wild, got pretty Wilde had a few beers
at the pub alcohol free, but a few beers at
the pub afterwards anyway. So naturally, outside of bike riding trips,
we're also throwing around a.
Speaker 3 (01:05):
Lot of names at the moment. Oh yeah, what are
we going to name the baby?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
We're throwing things at each other, and I really liked
the name Walter. Oh yeah, Walter Walter. I like it's
an old school name. It's coming around a little bit
Walter and Walt Walt, yeah, Walt Walter. Anyway, my last
name is white Law. We White Law, Walter white Law.
Now for me, no issues, I don't have no issues.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Okay.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
There's a very very popular television show called Breaking Bad.
Of course, now again I'm not a huge fan of
Breaking Bad.
Speaker 3 (01:40):
But thankfully I told her button push it. Tommy here.
I was like, what do you think of Walter White Law?
And he thought I was joking and he was like,
I'm going to.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
Name your child after a dude on a TV show
who sold ice. Effectively, I love it, but like pretty
strange man. But again, if I didn't have that, because
him didn't pick up on that either. Both of us
were just like, yeah, Walter white Law, that's that's that's great.
But a lot of people would have been like cool
man after anice dealer.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And also they wouldn't have had that chat with you
to your face does that you go, oh, what a
beautiful name, and then you walk away and.
Speaker 3 (02:11):
You go those people are freaks. Yeah, classics behind the
man anyway.
Speaker 2 (02:16):
You would have copped a lot of that, and I
would have been listening in and appealing with a lot.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Of those people. Yeah, oh, very good.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
I think we should play it. I mean, there's a
joke that's been written in the in the producer chat bot.
It's a good joke. It's a good joke. I think
does deserve a song hook.
Speaker 3 (02:33):
Very good.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Have had that in the bird sweep. Here he comes,
Walter Whitelot, here he comes. All right, so, thankfully, what's
TV show anyway? Thirteen one oh six five is our number?
Did they not think through the name enough? So, thankfully
(02:57):
we did think it through enough, So we're not going
to name our child Walter Whitelaw. I would love to
hear some examples now of when people didn't think through
the name enough. I want to know about the names
that you've encountered in your where you go? How the
hell did you name your child? How did you not
run the first name into the surname there and figure
out that was a bad idea?
Speaker 2 (03:17):
Have you been a victim of the behind your back chats?
Speaker 1 (03:21):
We had an example of this recently on the show.
I'll play that for you up next. Possibly the best
or worst example of this I've ever heard in my life.
Speaker 3 (03:32):
Is toughly to admit.
Speaker 2 (03:32):
Woods, but you realize that you just didn't think through
your baby name enough.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Yeah, because for whatever reason, I reckon we can rush
these things through, and we're naming our baby. I'm talking
about it because me and my wife is thirty weeks
pregnant now, so we are aggressively throwing names around. And again,
we really loved the name Walter, but my surname is Whitelaw.
Speaker 3 (03:54):
Walter Whitelaw is very.
Speaker 1 (03:56):
Similar to the main character of Breaking Bad, who was
famous for dealing ice. It's just not the kind of
thing you want to be putting out there, I think
when you name your child, naming them after a drug dealer,
a famous, famous drug dealer.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (04:17):
So anyway, so thankfully we've thought it through. That I
luckily brought up with Tommy, a button pusher. He was
across a big flag panic.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
I mean, that's why, I mean, there's a lot of
reason to throw the baby name around. I mean, it's
kind of not really kosher, is it. You don't throw
the name around because you want a bit to everyone
to surprise with it. At the end of the day,
it's probably good doing a bit of cross referencing.
Speaker 3 (04:39):
Yeah, just to make sure you're not going to I
don't want someone to ship on your name. That's the problem.
Speaker 4 (04:44):
Like if you friend and you're like, hey, look, this
is what I'm thinking, and then they go, well, I
that's a really that's an awful feeling.
Speaker 2 (04:53):
But you'd probably rather have that than then look at
your kid and go no. I mean, like, you know,
you put your child first there.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
But a lot of the time people don't like a
name is like, oh god, I had I had an
ex boyfriend a couple of weeks and he used to
sleep with the squirrel and it's like, what's nothing to
do with my child?
Speaker 4 (05:11):
Impressively, let's go to sleep in the same bed as
I go to.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
Wayne here on thirteen one o six five.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
Wye, you've got an example of a name you don't
think the parents thought it through.
Speaker 2 (05:23):
No. No.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
I used to work with a fellow his name was
Matthew King and now he's talking about his brother one
day and he goes, yeah, I mean brother Wayne. I'm
just like, you're serious. Was my name is Wayne? And yeah, No,
that's just.
Speaker 6 (05:37):
A cold.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, good.
Speaker 3 (05:45):
And hold back. But does that happen? Yeah?
Speaker 1 (05:50):
Yeah, in full Yeah, let's go to Antonia here and
TONI you've got a marriage.
Speaker 6 (05:57):
Yeah yeah. I don't think you need to be as
careful when you get married, but this woman probably should have. So.
My parents growing up had a really good family friend
called Tisser who meet a lovely man called Rob. And
when Rob and Tessa got married, they became mister and
missus Rob and Stickle.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Like testiclesis stickle?
Speaker 3 (06:23):
Sorry? And this is your friends with tests.
Speaker 6 (06:25):
And my parents were yeah, parents, did.
Speaker 4 (06:28):
Anyone have the conversation that, like, I don't think you
can marry I don't think you can marry mister Stickle.
Speaker 6 (06:34):
No, was so lovely, you know, even I remember him
being the loveliest.
Speaker 3 (06:38):
Lovely He must have been. He must have compensated immediately
known as a ball for the rest of my life.
He must be a beautiful man, a gorgeous Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:49):
And for her to know that the rest of my
life I'm going to be known as that. You want
some something coming back? I'm sure maybe he was amazing.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Must have been, he must have been. Well, let's go
to Lord Nell here, lar Neelle, you went to you
went to Oh bless you.
Speaker 1 (07:03):
You went to school with a girl whose parents didn't
think through the name.
Speaker 6 (07:07):
I didn't know. I went to school with a girl
whose name was surname Dick.
Speaker 4 (07:14):
I missed the missed the first name there. Surname is
always a winner. But what was the first name?
Speaker 6 (07:19):
Crystal?
Speaker 3 (07:21):
Crystal Dick?
Speaker 4 (07:25):
Is there a game laughing at the surname there? Or
why is Crystal bad?
Speaker 6 (07:32):
Nothing wrong with Crystal.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Nothing to do with the first name.
Speaker 2 (07:36):
You didn't need to give us the best.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
You can't do anything the surnames Dick. It's just like,
that's just the Dick family has to live with that.
The whole family tree has to live with that.
Speaker 4 (07:45):
I think they've done a pretty good thing by calling
her Crystals.
Speaker 2 (07:48):
So many gridades there, I think they've done really well.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Exactly half the names are gone Christine, not lor now.
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Not get the phone too with lor Nell across.
Speaker 3 (07:59):
Jo love the Dick gag bang, get it on. It's
not even clever made. There was no joke there. We
all want her first name, Crystal. That's not a bit.
Let's go to a shout out. Can kind of say
shout out to all.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
The Dicks that are listening surnamed Dick. Oh yeah, shout out,
because it's some stage in your life it would have
been tricky.
Speaker 3 (08:21):
I'm friends with a family of Dicks.
Speaker 1 (08:23):
There were four boys before the Four Digs, and a
great great guys followed them around. Let's go to Cayden here,
Caden Caiden, you've got a work related one.
Speaker 5 (08:39):
Good guys, how are we? Yeah? I was actually in
the Defense Force for a bit in the Navy. And
in the Navy you get called by your rank followed
by your last name. Yeah, and joining up you started
a semen.
Speaker 4 (08:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (08:55):
And we had a bloke from his last name was
Stains
Speaker 3 (08:59):
Last name was once Sorry,
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