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August 19, 2025 5 mins

Kiss and Tell - The Do's and Don'ts After Locking Lips

Have you ever had an awkward moment after a first kiss? We've all been there - from forgotten kisses to unwanted suction, our panel of guests share their most cringe-worthy kissing stories. Tune in as we discuss the dos and don'ts after a first kiss and how to avoid any embarrassing moments.

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My herd podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard. What's the worst thing someone
can do after a kiss? Thirteen one oh six five.
It's a shocking moment. You've been kissing. You're vulnerable. I mean,
I mean, I actually I think about it the first
night that I think one of the worst things you
can do after a kiss is not remember it.

Speaker 2 (00:31):
Oh if they don't remember, they don't.

Speaker 1 (00:33):
Remember the fact that you kissed. The first time I
actually kissed my now partner and mother of my child.
She didn't, she didn't remember it.

Speaker 2 (00:41):
Debate has since ensued as to whether you actually kissed her.
Wear that right? Yeah, I don't care because I married
to her and I get it. No, mate, Well, I've
had sex at least once. We have a child, so
I didn do about it a good job. But it
is funny because you're at a music festival, and I
think at a music festival you obviously had it was
in the ten It was in the ten times, But
was it in your head? Do you know what I mean?

Speaker 3 (00:58):
Like that?

Speaker 2 (00:59):
Did you just imagine it? Was it just a fantasy
that you've played at.

Speaker 1 (01:02):
And I don't think it's this is a pivotal moment
in my life. No, let's go to Emma. I've kissed
her since she loves you, mate, I'll get her in
here and kiss on the shaft.

Speaker 2 (01:14):
Emma, we still kissed, by the way, Good job.

Speaker 4 (01:17):
Great.

Speaker 2 (01:17):
I don't know your thoughts on this as well. Thank
you very much.

Speaker 3 (01:21):
Tell you story moving, Okay. So hooked up with a
guy at my friend's eighteenth quite a few years ago.
I didn't know him from a VI soap and did
some digging. A few weeks later, I found out he
was my second cousin.

Speaker 2 (01:38):
What did Emma?

Speaker 3 (01:42):
So I ran into someone that I hadn't met, but
she knew who I was. It was my cousin's sister,
So my cousin's dad's daughter, and it was her son.

Speaker 2 (01:56):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (01:57):
Now, look, it's very hard because you know, you're kind
of tainted by the fact that you are related, which
is illegal in every state but tastemine.

Speaker 2 (02:05):
But did you cousin actually not illegal? Is that right?
You can marry a second because I'm a marriag cele
if you want to marry this person.

Speaker 1 (02:12):
That's what I'm saying.

Speaker 2 (02:13):
It was are you like we attempted? Was their follow
up like we have.

Speaker 3 (02:17):
No, definitely not. And I think I ran into him
like at a football game or something like later because
they came from a small town and I was like,
don't make eye contact.

Speaker 2 (02:26):
You bring it out, So you don't bring it up.
You don't. You don't walk over and go remember the
time we walked up. No, not at all, Christmas. I
want to share a bon bond they can do after
a kiss. I think Analys is going I think so.
I think so she's brimming with them.

Speaker 3 (02:43):
Yeah.

Speaker 2 (02:44):
I just once hooked up with this guy. But it
wasn't too bad. But the part that was a bit
weird for me was he had like this like it
felt like he was like a suction, like he was
like a fat Yeah. It just didn't quite sit well
with me. Was he trying to suction your tongue because
I've experienced that before as well. Yeah, and then there
was a little bit of teeth in there and it
was like a little mouse. It was just like nibbling

(03:05):
and I was like, oh the teeth. Yeah, and that
so it wasn't this sssarily after but during the kiss
and I wasn't here for it. Okay, Yeah, it's like
the wound June. You know that. That's what I imagine when
your tongue's going there. It's yeah, you tongued me hard.
I didn't, he sucked. That's got a heather he what

(03:27):
happened during the kiss?

Speaker 4 (03:30):
Things are getting very passionate and it was a dark room.
I opened my mouth to go in for more and
I ended up poking up with his nose.

Speaker 2 (03:39):
Ah.

Speaker 1 (03:42):
Did you fully you fully enveloped the nose full mouth.

Speaker 4 (03:46):
Except exceptionally romantically?

Speaker 3 (03:48):
Yes?

Speaker 2 (03:51):
Did you taste snuff?

Speaker 4 (03:53):
Luckily? No?

Speaker 1 (03:54):
Still an item heav.

Speaker 4 (03:57):
Yes, we're now engaged and he's actually my step brother.

Speaker 2 (04:02):
What you're engaged, but he's also your step brother.

Speaker 4 (04:07):
Yeah. So we got together and then our parents got together,
and now we're all with one big happy fasid.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
That red led with that?

Speaker 2 (04:20):
So sorry? Did you did your Did both of your
parents hook up after meeting through YouTube?

Speaker 4 (04:27):
That's it? We we set them up. You set them up, yep,
I mean it was inevitable. Like imagine if they got together,
me and Jay would have been looking at each other
across from the table. I mean either way it was.

Speaker 1 (04:41):
So you hook up and then you realize both your
parents are single, and then you were like, wow's.

Speaker 4 (04:47):
Yeah, dad's a chiropractor, his mum's a physio. We're like, yeah,
they're gonna have some pretty cool conversations. Ten years later, we're.

Speaker 1 (04:55):
All believe and his Christmas is the best because.

Speaker 2 (05:00):
It's so great.

Speaker 4 (05:01):
It's genuinely the best. Like everyone's there. You just at
the one house, you don't have to go anywhere, and
it's awesome.

Speaker 2 (05:06):
Do you think that?

Speaker 4 (05:07):
Do you think that?

Speaker 1 (05:08):
His mum said, do your dad's knows?

Speaker 4 (05:10):
I know I know too much?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
Whoa and just and does?

Speaker 4 (05:15):
Yeah?

Speaker 2 (05:16):
Does dad look like him? And his mom looked like
you like it? Does that make it? It all makes sense?

Speaker 4 (05:21):
No? No, no, no, what.

Speaker 2 (05:25):
Do you mean? What do you like for?

Speaker 3 (05:27):
Like?

Speaker 2 (05:27):
Do you know what I mean? It's like, if I'm
into him, then apple doesn't fall far from the tree.
It's all trying to say. I think it's all very interesting.
It's like

Speaker 1 (05:36):
They're all enjoying that and I thinking
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