October 2, 2025 • 18 mins
- Dating someone with the same name as a parent
- The Gumtree Game
- Too silly in the birth suite?
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'd love to hear from you guys on this Tuesday
afternoon if you dated someone with the same name as
your parents.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I've done.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
If I could do it, Yeah, you'd be think because
you'd just be thinking about it. I thought would cross
your mind when you're with them.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, I thought.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And we're just talking first names here. It could be
a first name surname situation. You might have had the
double oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Off, that'd be out there.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Sure I would break Yeah, yeah, I couldn't do it.
I couldn't even do it with the first name anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Look, we'll take those calls if you dated someone the
same name as your parent. And the reason we brought
that up is a brand new podcast is called We'll
get to That and you can get it wherever you
get your podcasts, so please subscribe away. Cool kids are
watching it on YouTube basically asking a very big question
and trying to answer that, which takes you and I
a bit of time, so we do end up getting
to it. But the question on this podcast was what
(01:02):
does your small talk say about you? And we were
talking about some of the worst small talk we've ever had,
and that actually was.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
With former one directioner Niale Horn.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Can't you tell that?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I want you be.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That sweause you guys don't hear this. But generally speaking,
when a big guest comes in, there's that moment before
the mics turn on where we do have to have
a bit of like you don't want to ask any
good questions because you're like, oh no, I'm going to
waste a good question for the interview. So you do
this like weird crap back and forth talk. It's awful
(01:38):
every time.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And there's also like a bit of a vetting process
that goes on, so the guests will say, don't talk
about this, don't talk about that, don't talk about this
one of his and look, you can hear more of
this on the podcast. Go and search that and get it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Get it. What does your small talk say about you?
And we'll get to that. But one of his no
goes was his ex but you and.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I had this remarkable piece of information whereby his ex
Melissa Whitelaw was the same name as.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Your mum, exactly the same Melissa Whitelaw.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And we thought there was something quite funny about that
because your mum was frustrated.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
About this, really angry.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So mum had just done her PhD, and you know,
she thought she was becoming a very popular dietitian and
she actually was popping off online. So for a while there,
doctor Melissa Whitelaw was that she was the first one
that popped up on Google. But then Nile Howan starts
dating a girl called Melissa Whitelaw and mum got.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Buried on Google.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, so you just can't find my mum anymore because
all that comes up is Nil Horn's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
She was say thing about that devastating for her career. Yeah,
and I think in one again listen to it on
the podcast. But we thought it was going.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
To be brilliant.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It went really badly, affected the whole interview.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, I'm just finding out that your mummy is back
on top of the Google search.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Warce you're kidding. Oh, that's massive for mum. But he's
doing some great stuff there.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You go, so.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Google away, guys, But that is actually huge.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It went really badly with Nile. The backstory is awful.
We had a signal that involved a water bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It really is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
As bad as it gets. We get right into it,
go on search.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We'll get to that wherever you get your podcasts with
Will and Woody if you're not the whole story. There's
also a wonderful mention about some of the most awkward
small took I've ever been a part of with you
and Billie Eilish, which use guys. You guys can get
on the podcast as well. Get it on YouTube or.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Just search Will and Woody will get to that right
up next, though, I want to hear some more of
those stories.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Did you date someone with the same name as your parents?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So, like, for me, I could I date Mel Doyle
for example? So my mom says Melissa, even with even a.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Mel, I'm saying you'd struggle with mel Yeah, yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Telling me dream, Will WOODI is com Tree game.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Dream great game, great chance to win some cash.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But you've got to be good. You've got to know
gum Tree.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So yeah, I describe an item on gum Tree, and
if you get the price right.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I buy the bloody item for you. We've got a Hannah.
Hannah you love gum Tree.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It isn't a sponsored bit. You can be honest, you
can be honest, you can say, is that right? Not
a sponsored bit? Surprisingly, they haven't brought sponsor.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They have We've pitched it, Tom, I don't think they've
ever sponsored it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I've pitched and they just go. They say to me,
you're already doing it. Why would we pay your money?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And we could get it into the marketplace? Bit though,
Oh that's when they'd come, that's when they'd come.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Could flip them anyway, Hannah, we are on gum tree.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Here.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Here is your item. You've got to guess the price. Okay,
it is breast milk soap.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh so milk soap?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Okay? Ten dollars, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, Jesus Christ, I like it. I like it, y beautiful. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Did you want me to describe from the hip?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Ten dollars incorrect?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Correct? Seven dollars yes, seven dollars per bar?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yes, Hannah?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Would you use breast milk soap? Will used it?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Silly question?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What do you think? What's it like?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The lather of breast?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What's that? Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Leather of breast breast milk soap?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh yeah, I assume that's what it's for.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, no, no, no, it's soap made of breast is yeah, yeah, yeah,
Josh is cooled.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I need to talk about leathering breast my friend. Four o'clock. Mate,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
To Josh here, right, I'm sorry for will Josh's family
friendly show leathering breast over.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
The Josh Someone's breast. Stop. We'll just stop, just stop.
You're embarrassing yourself. We're all having a laugh about your will. Joshi.
All right, you're right, And this one's a been scary.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
It's a it's a haunted doll, so haunted and like
it's terrifying looking.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's a rare nineteen seventy two Mattel Saucy doll.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Apparently she's tried to kill the owner a couple of
times while they were sleeping, and it's just very keen
to get this evil abomination out of my home.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Wow, all right, I'm going to say three.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Three forty for a haunted doll that's trying to kill
the owner.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, market en, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
She should definitely up the price at seventy five dollars
for the haunted doll.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To there would pay three hundred and forty bucks for a.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Haunted ends on the doll, burns on the doll.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Not this one, look at that. Oh that's tastes like
a Jude minty. Oh horrific. That's really intense. All right,
let's go to Emily here.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
By the way, Before we go to Emily, I just
a suggestion if we did this is the marketplace game
Facebook Marketplace game. It could be called Marketplace Mayhem or
Marketplace madness.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh both good.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Did you hear that gum Tree better sponsored the bit
You're gonna lose it. You're gonna lose this free promo
ues man, the phones man, the phones gum Trees calling
gum Tree Australia. Yeah, man, the phone man, the emails,
they could they could use any form of contact.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Emily, you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Want to finish off the eils, Emily, Emily, final one.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Here, here we go. This one's a bit of fun.
So Emily, you did Yes? Great? I love how seriously
he's taking it. Emily, I love that. Okay, Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
This is a bag of air from twenty nineteen. It's
a bag of air ziploc bag so twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's Covid air. Effectively, it's pre pre Covid air, so.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Pre yeah, pre covid pre COVIDIR does not come this
fresh anymore. You cannot get fresh air like this, Emily,
so pre COVID air in a ziplock bag.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Or it could be like really cheap but really expensive disease.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Depends on what happens in two thousand and night where
it was the air bagged if you.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Don't mind in Australia Australian air whereabouts doesn't specify interesting,
doesn't just somewhere within the Australian border. But again it
has been confirmed this is pre COVID air, so very fresh.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What are you thinking, like, vaguely do I don't don't
lock down a price yet.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I feel like everyone's fallen for that reason.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I feel like we can go either way.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Boys.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
It can go really expensive. You should be able to
get someone you want me to have COVID in the workplace,
or it can go on the lower side.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's pre pre COVID air.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It doesn't have COVID in COVID yeah right, So it's
it's just if you want to go back to, you know,
the days when we didn't have COVID still circulating around.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Very fresh and it's a ziplock bag, zip block.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Bag, sandwich bag or a snack bag.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's a sandwich bag. It's a pretty big bag. Decent bag.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, like that's some pretty decent fresh air. We don't
have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You literally can't find that anywhere aymore unless someone else
has bagged it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Big events in twenty nineteen, Just so.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
You know, I'm going to go, I'm going with one
hundred dollars, one.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Hundred dollars for a bag of.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Nineteen pre COVID you know in Coorage, twenty bugs, twenty bags.
I mean, well, I'm pretty sure this is a stitch out,
but in some very exciting years, we do have a
representative of gum Tree on the phone who.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Potentially wants to buy the bin. Gum Tree, Hello, you
bring them up.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Stop talking, stop talking, you bring your Seriously, you embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You didn't even put a voice.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Much to me as gumb Tree.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Oh my god, dramatic Willim would he?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Did you date someone with the same name as your parents?
A topic we stumbled into in our brand new podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We'll get to that Woods. You can get it wherever
you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
The latest episode is on small talk and the worst
small talk we've ever had with Nia Horn.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I mean, it's still a chune, still a churn, Slowhans.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's talented. He's a talented man.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Talented man, talented man, and he was in this studio.
And again you'll get this on the podcast if you
want to hear the full story. But basically, we found
out his ex had the same name as your mum.
We thought that might be a good bit. Turns out,
bringing up someone's X a couple of weeks after the
breakup for the sake of a gag is particularly a
formal one direction.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
It was a really bad idea.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Obviously, he seems like that.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
In hindsight, it's like, I can't believe we ever thought
he'd be okay with that, because, by the way, this
is this is not a comment at all on him
being a bad person.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
He's lovely, he was great. That friendly bottled it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
We completely ruined it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I think we probably should have known that, given
that I got sent in to try and suss him
out beforehand, Like you just you just ran to the toilets.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yes, I did that on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You get your podcasts just sich.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But in the meantime, let's talk about this situation, because
we're just talking about it in the song. I don't
think dating someone even with the same first name as
my mum, I'll be able to get around.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Because you'd think about it just saying the name.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And saying their name and there in the throes.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Of exactly and then as soon as you say the
name your your mum would, oh goodness gracious.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
As an association.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Let's got to.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Christina and Christina. This is interesting. You've you've you've done this.
You do this, yes, okay, So so this is with
dad or mum?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
With dad?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So Dad's what's dad's name? Tony Tony? Okay, So and
you date or dated a Tony.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I've married, Tony married and my grandfather was Tony.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh grandpa and three generations of Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, christ daddy complex.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I've ever heard run us through, run us through the
first time you meet husband Tony.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
I did actually think, oh God, I'm going to get
paid out so much for this, and I'm going to
be the part of all jokes. I was for a
little bit, but it sort of died down now, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
So even for you will mention it before he brought
it up before and let us know if it's too
personal question. But like in the throes of passions, I
just kissing and stuff and his name, you know, Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Sorry, but when you.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Say that, like and he's in the car with her
by the way.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah I can hear.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
So sorry, christ And my question remains, though, does does
dad Tony pop into your head when the name Tony?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I deliberately not say Tony in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What do you use what you have?
Speaker 7 (13:12):
You might try it now, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh you can if you want. So what what nicknamed?
What do you called Tony husband Tony when you're in the.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Throne Tony Tony?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Nice, big Tones?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We call him big Tones, big Times. How do you
feel about that?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Have you had any any nasty crossover there? Or do
you feel a bit awkward meeting Christina's dad?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah? It was.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It was definitely something unexpected.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
But yeah, maybe now, as she said, I might, I
might get her to call me daddy in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Though?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Would a brand new episode of We'll get to that
wherever you get your podcasts Just Woods.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And I solving the World's problems.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
The wish Can You Be Too Silly? Is the one
that we really go out today and we end up
in the birth suaite.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
My theasis was that, Yes, I think you can be
a bit too silly in the birth suite.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, because we were kind of we were spitballing for
a while there on what is the one scenario where
you you probably should be a bit serious, And we
did land on birth suite.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Although for any men listening, I think that we do
end up in a really good discussion. Or if you've
got a partner who's going to be in the birth
suite soon, maybe suggest they have a listen to it,
because we do really get into like that line of
being fun and maybe providing some relief versus going too far,
(14:40):
and we bring up actually, funnily enough, you bring up
Robbie Williams in the birthwait, which I think was all
a little bit too far.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Go and one with a reading and so.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Here I don't think his partner Ada was loving that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Wow, there you go, there you go. Wow, I've loaded that.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Uh So, anyway, can you be too.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Silly in the Birthuait? Mary?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What did your partner say to you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Hi, So I was having my C section and my
husband was right behind me obviously for support. They had
to use a quartery to basically still off the wound.
And when that happens, you get that sizzling smell. And
my husband just said in the theater, he said, well,
what's cooking? And when he said that, I cracked up
(15:46):
for the curtain next three, he was, straight face, that's
not something I thought. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Risk I reward because Mary, and then given your having
a laugh there, like, did that you down a little bits?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It kind of like I just sort of geared up
laughing because I was like, I'm in like so much
of an awkward position right now, but I have to laugh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So it's a positive.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I's got to Rebecca here cook. Jeez, that could have
gone badly anyway. Rebecca, what did your partner go for
in the birth suite?
Speaker 8 (16:23):
He wanted to see how high the hospital bed can
go to the sky.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
I was stuck in it, or I was stuck in
it with after I've been in labor for about six hours,
and I was like, you know what, ebid or me
sweet got that in so it was like relaxed time
and I think he was just trying to, you know,
just make me feel better. And he's like, I wonder,
actually how high this thing can go how.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
High did you get it?
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Pretty high?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I am curious.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Yeah that's different, like, yeah, this guy and you're kind
of like, oh my god. We were quite young when
we had our first child, so I that you think, yeah,
we kind of think who let us?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Who let us?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Who's gonna let us have a child?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
But you know, services immediately when they had the best
came in.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
But we were like, oh my god. But the notes
had come back, and he goes, have me seen how hard?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
They think?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh, well, there's a story another success.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
All right, we've got Brittany here, Brittany on thirty Can
you be too silly in the birth suiteit? Brittany, I
assume you haven't heard the podcast yet.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay, Well make sure you're gonna give it a listen,
because what he reveals more embarrassing things about what he
had he did in the last birth swee he was in,
and some very bad advice to his brother.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Actually, but let's get into your babies, all healthy babies.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
What your partner did in the Birthwait, Brittany.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
So I went into spontaneous. I was going about eight
hours of labor. Very painful, I think was the way.
It was very painful, and just for school. While I
was going through construction, he'd thought it'd be good to
slip mouse. Well, if I'm going for a massive construction,
then I.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Literally really did a three.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Sixty turn, nearly punched him in the face.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And see what sort of a slap brick like a
are we talking like a like.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
A spank or like flap on the art?
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Like good job?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
What was going for? So he was going for like
an encouragement, like encouragement.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Encouragement like good job, you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
God, you're not a horse.
The will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 1 (00:09):
I'd love to hear from you guys on this Tuesday
afternoon if you dated someone with the same name as
your parents.
Speaker 2 (00:18):
I've done.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
If I could do it, Yeah, you'd be think because
you'd just be thinking about it. I thought would cross
your mind when you're with them.
Speaker 2 (00:25):
Yeah, yeah, I thought.
Speaker 1 (00:27):
And we're just talking first names here. It could be
a first name surname situation. You might have had the
double oh that's right.
Speaker 2 (00:32):
Off, that'd be out there.
Speaker 4 (00:36):
Sure I would break Yeah, yeah, I couldn't do it.
I couldn't even do it with the first name anyway.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Look, we'll take those calls if you dated someone the
same name as your parent. And the reason we brought
that up is a brand new podcast is called We'll
get to That and you can get it wherever you
get your podcasts, so please subscribe away. Cool kids are
watching it on YouTube basically asking a very big question
and trying to answer that, which takes you and I
a bit of time, so we do end up getting
to it. But the question on this podcast was what
(01:02):
does your small talk say about you? And we were
talking about some of the worst small talk we've ever had,
and that actually was.
Speaker 4 (01:09):
With former one directioner Niale Horn.
Speaker 5 (01:12):
Can't you tell that?
Speaker 2 (01:13):
I want you be.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
That sweause you guys don't hear this. But generally speaking,
when a big guest comes in, there's that moment before
the mics turn on where we do have to have
a bit of like you don't want to ask any
good questions because you're like, oh no, I'm going to
waste a good question for the interview. So you do
this like weird crap back and forth talk. It's awful
(01:38):
every time.
Speaker 2 (01:39):
It's really bad.
Speaker 1 (01:40):
And there's also like a bit of a vetting process
that goes on, so the guests will say, don't talk
about this, don't talk about that, don't talk about this
one of his and look, you can hear more of
this on the podcast. Go and search that and get it.
Speaker 4 (01:51):
Get it. What does your small talk say about you?
And we'll get to that. But one of his no
goes was his ex but you and.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
I had this remarkable piece of information whereby his ex
Melissa Whitelaw was the same name as.
Speaker 2 (02:07):
Your mum, exactly the same Melissa Whitelaw.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
And we thought there was something quite funny about that
because your mum was frustrated.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
About this, really angry.
Speaker 3 (02:14):
So mum had just done her PhD, and you know,
she thought she was becoming a very popular dietitian and
she actually was popping off online. So for a while there,
doctor Melissa Whitelaw was that she was the first one
that popped up on Google. But then Nile Howan starts
dating a girl called Melissa Whitelaw and mum got.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
Buried on Google.
Speaker 3 (02:31):
Yeah, so you just can't find my mum anymore because
all that comes up is Nil Horn's ex girlfriend.
Speaker 1 (02:36):
She was say thing about that devastating for her career. Yeah,
and I think in one again listen to it on
the podcast. But we thought it was going.
Speaker 6 (02:42):
To be brilliant.
Speaker 4 (02:43):
It went really badly, affected the whole interview.
Speaker 1 (02:46):
Yeah, I'm just finding out that your mummy is back
on top of the Google search.
Speaker 2 (02:50):
Warce you're kidding. Oh, that's massive for mum. But he's
doing some great stuff there.
Speaker 1 (02:54):
You go, so.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
Google away, guys, But that is actually huge.
Speaker 1 (03:00):
It went really badly with Nile. The backstory is awful.
We had a signal that involved a water bottle.
Speaker 2 (03:05):
It really is.
Speaker 4 (03:06):
As bad as it gets. We get right into it,
go on search.
Speaker 1 (03:08):
We'll get to that wherever you get your podcasts with
Will and Woody if you're not the whole story. There's
also a wonderful mention about some of the most awkward
small took I've ever been a part of with you
and Billie Eilish, which use guys. You guys can get
on the podcast as well. Get it on YouTube or.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Wherever you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (03:22):
Just search Will and Woody will get to that right
up next, though, I want to hear some more of
those stories.
Speaker 4 (03:26):
Did you date someone with the same name as your parents?
Speaker 3 (03:30):
So, like, for me, I could I date Mel Doyle
for example? So my mom says Melissa, even with even a.
Speaker 1 (03:36):
Mel, I'm saying you'd struggle with mel Yeah, yeah, I
think so.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (03:41):
Telling me dream, Will WOODI is com Tree game.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Dream great game, great chance to win some cash.
Speaker 2 (03:51):
But you've got to be good. You've got to know
gum Tree.
Speaker 3 (03:53):
So yeah, I describe an item on gum Tree, and
if you get the price right.
Speaker 2 (03:58):
I buy the bloody item for you. We've got a Hannah.
Hannah you love gum Tree.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
Yeah, I don't mind.
Speaker 3 (04:05):
It isn't a sponsored bit. You can be honest, you
can be honest, you can say, is that right? Not
a sponsored bit? Surprisingly, they haven't brought sponsor.
Speaker 1 (04:16):
They have We've pitched it, Tom, I don't think they've
ever sponsored it.
Speaker 3 (04:18):
I've pitched and they just go. They say to me,
you're already doing it. Why would we pay your money?
Speaker 1 (04:24):
And we could get it into the marketplace? Bit though,
Oh that's when they'd come, that's when they'd come.
Speaker 2 (04:31):
Could flip them anyway, Hannah, we are on gum tree.
Speaker 5 (04:33):
Here.
Speaker 3 (04:34):
Here is your item. You've got to guess the price. Okay,
it is breast milk soap.
Speaker 5 (04:44):
Oh so milk soap?
Speaker 7 (04:46):
Okay? Ten dollars, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
Well, Jesus Christ, I like it. I like it, y beautiful. Congratulations.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Ten dollars.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
Did you want me to describe from the hip?
Speaker 4 (04:59):
Ten dollars incorrect?
Speaker 2 (05:04):
Correct? Seven dollars yes, seven dollars per bar?
Speaker 4 (05:08):
Yes, Hannah?
Speaker 2 (05:09):
Would you use breast milk soap? Will used it?
Speaker 6 (05:12):
Silly question?
Speaker 2 (05:13):
What do you think? What's it like?
Speaker 4 (05:14):
The lather of breast?
Speaker 2 (05:15):
What's that? Excuse me?
Speaker 4 (05:17):
Leather of breast breast milk soap?
Speaker 2 (05:19):
Oh yeah, I assume that's what it's for.
Speaker 3 (05:21):
No, no, no, no, it's soap made of breast is yeah, yeah, yeah,
Josh is cooled.
Speaker 2 (05:26):
I need to talk about leathering breast my friend. Four o'clock. Mate,
let's go.
Speaker 3 (05:30):
To Josh here, right, I'm sorry for will Josh's family
friendly show leathering breast over.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
The Josh Someone's breast. Stop. We'll just stop, just stop.
You're embarrassing yourself. We're all having a laugh about your will. Joshi.
All right, you're right, And this one's a been scary.
Speaker 3 (05:54):
It's a it's a haunted doll, so haunted and like
it's terrifying looking.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
It's a rare nineteen seventy two Mattel Saucy doll.
Speaker 3 (06:06):
Apparently she's tried to kill the owner a couple of
times while they were sleeping, and it's just very keen
to get this evil abomination out of my home.
Speaker 5 (06:16):
Wow, all right, I'm going to say three.
Speaker 3 (06:21):
Three forty for a haunted doll that's trying to kill
the owner.
Speaker 5 (06:24):
Yeah, yeah, market en, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (06:28):
She should definitely up the price at seventy five dollars
for the haunted doll.
Speaker 2 (06:35):
To there would pay three hundred and forty bucks for a.
Speaker 4 (06:37):
Haunted ends on the doll, burns on the doll.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
Not this one, look at that. Oh that's tastes like
a Jude minty. Oh horrific. That's really intense. All right,
let's go to Emily here.
Speaker 1 (06:49):
By the way, Before we go to Emily, I just
a suggestion if we did this is the marketplace game
Facebook Marketplace game. It could be called Marketplace Mayhem or
Marketplace madness.
Speaker 2 (07:00):
Oh both good.
Speaker 3 (07:01):
Did you hear that gum Tree better sponsored the bit
You're gonna lose it. You're gonna lose this free promo
ues man, the phones man, the phones gum Trees calling
gum Tree Australia. Yeah, man, the phone man, the emails,
they could they could use any form of contact.
Speaker 2 (07:18):
Okay, Emily, you.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
Want to finish off the eils, Emily, Emily, final one.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Here, here we go. This one's a bit of fun.
So Emily, you did Yes? Great? I love how seriously
he's taking it. Emily, I love that. Okay, Okay, here
we go.
Speaker 3 (07:37):
This is a bag of air from twenty nineteen. It's
a bag of air ziploc bag so twenty nineteen.
Speaker 2 (07:47):
It's Covid air. Effectively, it's pre pre Covid air, so.
Speaker 3 (07:51):
Pre yeah, pre covid pre COVIDIR does not come this
fresh anymore. You cannot get fresh air like this, Emily,
so pre COVID air in a ziplock bag.
Speaker 5 (08:03):
Or it could be like really cheap but really expensive disease.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
Depends on what happens in two thousand and night where
it was the air bagged if you.
Speaker 3 (08:13):
Don't mind in Australia Australian air whereabouts doesn't specify interesting,
doesn't just somewhere within the Australian border. But again it
has been confirmed this is pre COVID air, so very fresh.
Speaker 1 (08:28):
What are you thinking, like, vaguely do I don't don't
lock down a price yet.
Speaker 4 (08:32):
I feel like everyone's fallen for that reason.
Speaker 8 (08:34):
I feel like we can go either way.
Speaker 7 (08:35):
Boys.
Speaker 5 (08:36):
It can go really expensive. You should be able to
get someone you want me to have COVID in the workplace,
or it can go on the lower side.
Speaker 2 (08:44):
It's pre pre COVID air.
Speaker 3 (08:46):
It doesn't have COVID in COVID yeah right, So it's
it's just if you want to go back to, you know,
the days when we didn't have COVID still circulating around.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
Very fresh and it's a ziplock bag, zip block.
Speaker 5 (08:57):
Bag, sandwich bag or a snack bag.
Speaker 3 (09:00):
It's a sandwich bag. It's a pretty big bag. Decent bag.
Speaker 5 (09:04):
Yeah, like that's some pretty decent fresh air. We don't
have that anymore.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
You literally can't find that anywhere aymore unless someone else
has bagged it.
Speaker 4 (09:10):
Big events in twenty nineteen, Just so.
Speaker 5 (09:13):
You know, I'm going to go, I'm going with one
hundred dollars, one.
Speaker 2 (09:20):
Hundred dollars for a bag of.
Speaker 9 (09:24):
Nineteen pre COVID you know in Coorage, twenty bugs, twenty bags.
I mean, well, I'm pretty sure this is a stitch out,
but in some very exciting years, we do have a
representative of gum Tree on the phone who.
Speaker 2 (09:39):
Potentially wants to buy the bin. Gum Tree, Hello, you
bring them up.
Speaker 1 (09:52):
Stop talking, stop talking, you bring your Seriously, you embarrassing yourself.
Speaker 2 (09:58):
You didn't even put a voice.
Speaker 7 (10:00):
Much to me as gumb Tree.
Speaker 6 (10:06):
Oh my god, dramatic Willim would he?
Speaker 1 (10:18):
Did you date someone with the same name as your parents?
A topic we stumbled into in our brand new podcast.
Speaker 4 (10:24):
We'll get to that Woods. You can get it wherever
you get your podcast.
Speaker 1 (10:27):
The latest episode is on small talk and the worst
small talk we've ever had with Nia Horn.
Speaker 4 (10:35):
I mean, it's still a chune, still a churn, Slowhans.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
It's talented. He's a talented man.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
Talented man, talented man, and he was in this studio.
And again you'll get this on the podcast if you
want to hear the full story. But basically, we found
out his ex had the same name as your mum.
We thought that might be a good bit. Turns out,
bringing up someone's X a couple of weeks after the
breakup for the sake of a gag is particularly a
formal one direction.
Speaker 4 (11:00):
It was a really bad idea.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Obviously, he seems like that.
Speaker 3 (11:02):
In hindsight, it's like, I can't believe we ever thought
he'd be okay with that, because, by the way, this
is this is not a comment at all on him
being a bad person.
Speaker 2 (11:09):
He's lovely, he was great. That friendly bottled it.
Speaker 4 (11:12):
We completely ruined it.
Speaker 1 (11:14):
And I think we probably should have known that, given
that I got sent in to try and suss him
out beforehand, Like you just you just ran to the toilets.
Speaker 4 (11:21):
Yes, I did that on the podcast.
Speaker 2 (11:25):
You get your podcasts just sich.
Speaker 4 (11:27):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
But in the meantime, let's talk about this situation, because
we're just talking about it in the song. I don't
think dating someone even with the same first name as
my mum, I'll be able to get around.
Speaker 2 (11:35):
Because you'd think about it just saying the name.
Speaker 4 (11:37):
And saying their name and there in the throes.
Speaker 3 (11:39):
Of exactly and then as soon as you say the
name your your mum would, oh goodness gracious.
Speaker 4 (11:45):
As an association.
Speaker 2 (11:46):
Let's got to.
Speaker 3 (11:46):
Christina and Christina. This is interesting. You've you've you've done this.
You do this, yes, okay, So so this is with
dad or mum?
Speaker 5 (11:56):
Uh?
Speaker 7 (11:56):
With dad?
Speaker 2 (11:57):
So Dad's what's dad's name? Tony Tony? Okay, So and
you date or dated a Tony.
Speaker 7 (12:05):
I've married, Tony married and my grandfather was Tony.
Speaker 3 (12:12):
Oh grandpa and three generations of Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:16):
Okay, christ daddy complex.
Speaker 3 (12:17):
I've ever heard run us through, run us through the
first time you meet husband Tony.
Speaker 7 (12:25):
I did actually think, oh God, I'm going to get
paid out so much for this, and I'm going to
be the part of all jokes. I was for a
little bit, but it sort of died down now, okay.
Speaker 3 (12:34):
So even for you will mention it before he brought
it up before and let us know if it's too
personal question. But like in the throes of passions, I
just kissing and stuff and his name, you know, Tony.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
Sorry, but when you.
Speaker 1 (12:48):
Say that, like and he's in the car with her
by the way.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
Yeah I can hear.
Speaker 3 (12:58):
So sorry, christ And my question remains, though, does does
dad Tony pop into your head when the name Tony?
Speaker 2 (13:04):
Is it?
Speaker 7 (13:06):
I deliberately not say Tony in the bedroom?
Speaker 2 (13:10):
What do you use what you have?
Speaker 7 (13:12):
You might try it now, I don't know.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Oh you can if you want. So what what nicknamed?
What do you called Tony husband Tony when you're in the.
Speaker 7 (13:20):
Throne Tony Tony?
Speaker 6 (13:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:23):
Nice, big Tones?
Speaker 2 (13:26):
We call him big Tones, big Times. How do you
feel about that?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Have you had any any nasty crossover there? Or do
you feel a bit awkward meeting Christina's dad?
Speaker 5 (13:36):
Yeah? It was.
Speaker 3 (13:38):
It was definitely something unexpected.
Speaker 5 (13:40):
But yeah, maybe now, as she said, I might, I
might get her to call me daddy in the bedroom.
Speaker 4 (13:51):
Right now?
Speaker 5 (13:52):
Though?
Speaker 1 (13:52):
Would a brand new episode of We'll get to that
wherever you get your podcasts Just Woods.
Speaker 2 (13:56):
And I solving the World's problems.
Speaker 4 (13:59):
The wish Can You Be Too Silly? Is the one
that we really go out today and we end up
in the birth suaite.
Speaker 2 (14:04):
Yes.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
My theasis was that, Yes, I think you can be
a bit too silly in the birth suite.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Yeah, because we were kind of we were spitballing for
a while there on what is the one scenario where
you you probably should be a bit serious, And we
did land on birth suite.
Speaker 1 (14:18):
Although for any men listening, I think that we do
end up in a really good discussion. Or if you've
got a partner who's going to be in the birth
suite soon, maybe suggest they have a listen to it,
because we do really get into like that line of
being fun and maybe providing some relief versus going too far,
(14:40):
and we bring up actually, funnily enough, you bring up
Robbie Williams in the birthwait, which I think was all
a little bit too far.
Speaker 2 (14:50):
Go and one with a reading and so.
Speaker 3 (14:55):
Here I don't think his partner Ada was loving that.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Wow, there you go, there you go. Wow, I've loaded that.
Speaker 4 (15:15):
Uh So, anyway, can you be too.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Silly in the Birthuait? Mary?
Speaker 4 (15:21):
What did your partner say to you? Yeah?
Speaker 5 (15:23):
Hi, So I was having my C section and my
husband was right behind me obviously for support. They had
to use a quartery to basically still off the wound.
And when that happens, you get that sizzling smell. And
my husband just said in the theater, he said, well,
what's cooking? And when he said that, I cracked up
(15:46):
for the curtain next three, he was, straight face, that's
not something I thought. It was hilarious.
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Risk I reward because Mary, and then given your having
a laugh there, like, did that you down a little bits?
Speaker 5 (16:01):
It kind of like I just sort of geared up
laughing because I was like, I'm in like so much
of an awkward position right now, but I have to laugh.
Speaker 2 (16:08):
So it's a positive.
Speaker 3 (16:15):
I's got to Rebecca here cook. Jeez, that could have
gone badly anyway. Rebecca, what did your partner go for
in the birth suite?
Speaker 8 (16:23):
He wanted to see how high the hospital bed can
go to the sky.
Speaker 10 (16:31):
I was stuck in it, or I was stuck in
it with after I've been in labor for about six hours,
and I was like, you know what, ebid or me
sweet got that in so it was like relaxed time
and I think he was just trying to, you know,
just make me feel better. And he's like, I wonder,
actually how high this thing can go how.
Speaker 2 (16:49):
High did you get it?
Speaker 8 (16:50):
Pretty high?
Speaker 2 (16:53):
I am curious.
Speaker 8 (16:55):
Yeah that's different, like, yeah, this guy and you're kind
of like, oh my god. We were quite young when
we had our first child, so I that you think, yeah,
we kind of think who let us?
Speaker 7 (17:09):
Who let us?
Speaker 8 (17:10):
Who's gonna let us have a child?
Speaker 2 (17:11):
But you know, services immediately when they had the best
came in.
Speaker 8 (17:18):
But we were like, oh my god. But the notes
had come back, and he goes, have me seen how hard?
Speaker 7 (17:22):
They think?
Speaker 2 (17:26):
Oh, well, there's a story another success.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
All right, we've got Brittany here, Brittany on thirty Can
you be too silly in the birth suiteit? Brittany, I
assume you haven't heard the podcast yet.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
I know.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
Okay, Well make sure you're gonna give it a listen,
because what he reveals more embarrassing things about what he
had he did in the last birth swee he was in,
and some very bad advice to his brother.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Actually, but let's get into your babies, all healthy babies.
Speaker 4 (17:52):
What your partner did in the Birthwait, Brittany.
Speaker 7 (17:55):
So I went into spontaneous. I was going about eight
hours of labor. Very painful, I think was the way.
It was very painful, and just for school. While I
was going through construction, he'd thought it'd be good to
slip mouse. Well, if I'm going for a massive construction,
then I.
Speaker 5 (18:14):
Literally really did a three.
Speaker 7 (18:16):
Sixty turn, nearly punched him in the face.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
And see what sort of a slap brick like a
are we talking like a like.
Speaker 5 (18:24):
A spank or like flap on the art?
Speaker 7 (18:27):
Like good job?
Speaker 3 (18:28):
What was going for? So he was going for like
an encouragement, like encouragement.
Speaker 6 (18:33):
Encouragement like good job, you're doing well.
Speaker 2 (18:36):
God, you're not a horse.
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