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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:15):
I had Rob Becketts in the studio.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
Welcome rom Oh yes, lads, Oh yeah yeah, of.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
Course on there live crowd. What are you talking about?
So Rob's got a brand new show.
Speaker 4 (00:28):
It's called Giraffe of Albert b I HM Presents dot com.
If you want to go and see or robbing at
Homedy dot com doing all the cities.
Speaker 3 (00:35):
Can I stop you there? Basically they're all sold out
apart from Gold Coast, so let's focus on that Gold Coast. Okay,
ruggling sixty six percent sold not good enough.
Speaker 2 (00:43):
Do you know much about Gold Coast?
Speaker 3 (00:45):
Yeah, it's like the double concentrated version of Australia. It's
Australian super.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
Queensland gets very Australia.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
Oh yeah, it's almost like that every morning they wake up.
Speaker 2 (00:57):
Lads.
Speaker 3 (00:57):
Remember we're carrying the flag here we are without us
all terms.
Speaker 2 (01:02):
Camera, maintain the identities Gold Coast.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Cambrae madn't it? Man?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
What did you go to the Parliament House.
Speaker 3 (01:11):
It's it's just not very Australian at all. And you've
decided to build a capital city. That's the least Australian
place I've ever been.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
I think I'm wrong.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
Will We just couldn't decide the capital between Melbourne and Sydney.
Speaker 2 (01:21):
So yeah, yeah, some compromise.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Longer, don't you a'm playing machine?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
It's quite an important decision that you're making.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
No compromise, keep talking.
Speaker 4 (01:33):
We'll nearly got to civil war between New South Wales
and Victoria.
Speaker 3 (01:36):
That's been a great war. We missed one of the
best civil wars. Started off with daylight saving and ended
up in the streets. Your time zones are mental? Not
liking that laid half an hour? Are you sure? Are
you sure? Half doesn't exist anywhere else in the world.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I can't.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
I've been all right the world nowhere.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
The only half out is that the only city?
Speaker 3 (02:01):
Wow? I don't know, but for this point, yeah, we'll
go with it. West the ship I was an annilaide
right perf which I get is beyond because it fair enough.
Speaker 1 (02:14):
I'm pretty sure in Perth the reason they didn't want
to do like saving is because the cows would get confused.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
And then also the with what extra sun they got
on what's a cow's schedule? Looking like that, they're going
to get confused?
Speaker 1 (02:26):
By.
Speaker 2 (02:32):
I was at the path and I heard the guys
say the cows.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
We were worried with the extra sunlight that the curtains
are going to get stained.
Speaker 4 (02:37):
Yeah, the curtains, I heard dant exact thing. Yeah, it
was a thing. It was a thing that was just
people not understanding it.
Speaker 2 (02:47):
The cows were lobbying part of the house.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
But yeah, but I do love doing Australia on tour.
Crowds are quality, there's so much more up for it.
When the UK there are really drunk northern places like that.
You go to Newcastle, right man, or you go to
Cambridge and they're just like they laugh inwards, enjoy themselves,
but there's no naise really where Australia is much more.
Everyone's a bit more relaxing up for it.
Speaker 2 (03:11):
Well, they've got your class.
Speaker 4 (03:12):
You're from overseas, so I think we're just happy that
it's someone.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
Here, you know, puff.
Speaker 3 (03:19):
They do get so yeah that it's great. It's been.
It's been brilliant. So just Gold Coast the last.
Speaker 4 (03:25):
Week okay, just a quick plug unless he's made that obviously.
Speaker 3 (03:30):
Before sold out one.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Made us a nice day from air and thanks Gold
Coast and not buying tickets to this man, so coped.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
So the show is called Giraffe.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Yes, and you also went to the brit Awards last
year dressed in an inflatable giraffe suit.
Speaker 2 (03:47):
Yes, it feels like there's a lot of giraffe going
on with you. Can you explain that? Well?
Speaker 3 (03:51):
Basically, I thought the post will be funny because I
mean with a massive neck. I ain't got much of
a neck anyway, shoulders and head right, no neck whatsoever.
I'm living out my neck dreams on the poster every
city I go to, do you want to come to
the zoo meet the giraffe? I'm not some sort of draft.
Speaker 2 (04:08):
But you've done that to yourself.
Speaker 3 (04:12):
I'm going to call it next door Ferrari. When I
went to the Bricks, I got invited to give out
an award and I thought I was gonna take photo.
So I thought, what I'll do is i'lldress have as
a giraft and in that way I was still the
attention brilliant. So I went there. Absolutely in every paper,
it's all so all the all the people in their
wacky outfits.
Speaker 1 (04:32):
Livid getting there there because you're in a full inflatable draft,
like the massive draft.
Speaker 3 (04:38):
If you are going to dress up in an inflatable
suit for pathetic attention seeking needs, travel deflated, travel deflated,
and then you have your finger on the button and
then as you get out of the car, that's where
it goes. I will also admit batteries of your friend
you need because I was starting to deflate at the
end of the red carpet, so you need. But I've
(04:58):
sat there with my wife and she blessed her. She's like,
you know, she knows it's not my job will have
to do. But no one wants to go with a
bloke dressed as a draft. She wants.
Speaker 1 (05:10):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (05:11):
So I'm sat there and I'm like, as we pull up,
because there's all these amazing rappers and the cool rock stars,
I'm pulling up and I'm like, look, I'm regretting this
a bit later.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
Did you have like a tax on underneath?
Speaker 3 (05:26):
You had a T shirt and track like normal clothes
in the DRAFTA discuss aura in the rhine getting out
of the do you have to show adolescence over it?
Ashley Waters, who's an ex rapper, he's an actor now
and he's in adole. Yeah, he's late to the table, right,
And then I've put me drafting off down the table.
(05:47):
I'm just sort of having a drink and trying to
be normal and he goes, oh, sorry, I'm late everyone,
And it was a bit delaying the ceremony. I've just
got stucky on some prick dresses. What people will do?
I love you the way you can just say whatever
you want and swear. I can't get away with a
(06:08):
lot of it in the UK.
Speaker 2 (06:09):
Have you come across some swearing since you've been here?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Everyone just freely does it, even the doctor. The doctor
sworn me the other day, which I've never had before.
I had to get spanty botics went well when I
arrived and he was going through like you know, saying
like what the symptoms and he was like do you smoke?
Do you drink? And I was like, well yeah, but
I've had like three beers since I got it. Went
I will fall in Wow. Absolutely, you're a waiting Australia
(06:33):
on tour about I think I was like, fair enough, okay,
I love it.
Speaker 4 (06:40):
It's good.
Speaker 3 (06:40):
It's more relaxed. Ye. Yeah, I'm not really a sort
of like edgy comic, you know, I'm not sort of
going on and tackling these big issues. I sort of
more talk about me and what I'm going through and
make that funny and stuff like that. But I've got
routine about my pubic hair, sure, my pubes right, and
basically I've got a pubed up really late essentially age yeah,
sixteen six or seventeen right, yeah, but I did that
(07:01):
like the UK once I said pubed up late, right,
this is starting the routine I talked about. And a
woman disgusting sat there like she ain't airy, She's just
sat there balled from birth to now in a different play,
just grow up.
Speaker 4 (07:17):
It's funny that you mention, because the word pricks were
throwing around just before you say that was really funny,
so you so so analy Our producer came in before
to tell us that you're playing a parrot called Enzo
in a new animation movie, and she said called the
Grand Pricks of Europe, and I was like, I would
watch that, but I'm pretty sure it's going to be
the Grand pre It's definitely the the Grand Prick of Europe.
Speaker 1 (07:40):
What an animated films?
Speaker 2 (07:44):
Who's the Grand Prick of Europe?
Speaker 3 (07:45):
The Grand Prick? Well, I was thinking more in anatomy terms,
not not not personality. Imagine what the cartoonist could get
away with. Look at the size of it, look at
it the Eiffel Towers. But yeah, pri a grand Priiri
play a talking parrot in the.
Speaker 1 (08:04):
I heard that your kids they helped you with your
audition to become the parent.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Yeah movie.
Speaker 3 (08:09):
I was looking after him, and I liked to do
like a self tape thing, but like obviously just audio.
So they were in the room with me when I
was doing it, and I was doing this mad little
parrot thing, welcome to the grand Prix of you. They're
just like pissed themself, laughing in the back. And then
I was like, oh, sorry, my kids are gonna have
to listen to some with them. But that actually sort
of helped. If the kids are laughing, it's almost like, yeah,
this is good. They're already laughing children. Yeah. But yeah,
(08:35):
but you say they're to the studio.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
By the way, guys, just saying my kids love.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
Well, I said, just saying, if you hear anything in the background,
I'm looking after the kids on my own, so you
might hear something. Fucking it helps, that's absolutely. I'm just
trying to bring my kids everywhere. Should I should have
brought them here by ting as gold Coast. They're angry.
Speaker 4 (08:51):
So speaking of these touring places I find so we
got Gold Coast in Melbourne last night.
Speaker 2 (08:56):
People want to go and buy a ticket to see
Rob again. Robeckett Comedy dot Com.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
We're looking at these places and I heard you talking
about the places that you were going to. He's a
little bit of audio of you talking about the tour
that you're on in Australia.
Speaker 3 (09:06):
I got a call from the office, Rob, can you
do some PR interviews for Australia?
Speaker 2 (09:10):
Have never good news?
Speaker 4 (09:11):
Is it?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
I mean to do extra PR? Looks at it camera.
I don't know what your app but put your finger.
It's actually disgrace. I've been to camera. Let's face fact.
There's not a lot going on, so I don't know
why you're.
Speaker 2 (09:19):
Not there, Thyril.
Speaker 3 (09:22):
They ain't bought tickets first of all, don't remember agreeing
to go. Don't know where it is, don't I have
to say it that Sydney all sold out? What's Tyrol's excuse,
Tyll Therill. I've been told it's thrill.
Speaker 2 (09:35):
How's the real going?
Speaker 3 (09:36):
Well, I've not been there yet, but he sold out?
So look and the more of the story is if
you shame people online, it works so interesting it is,
isn't it a camera that work? They bought some I
was going when I got there that the guys went, well,
the thing is from you are going up against the
Florid Art Florida.
Speaker 2 (09:54):
What's theori Now.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
I don't want to pick a pick an enemy in camera.
I think I might just have to sacrifice camera and
then just come back and do the other places. And
that may be the whipping Boy. But Floriad is where
because obviously here your spring start.
Speaker 2 (10:09):
It's not Easter.
Speaker 3 (10:09):
So Melburne Hemisphere we know springs coming because there's chocolate
and Easter bunnies and all that, right, but here there's
no real like this is a start spring. So they
do floring Ad, which is basically they've loaded tulips in
the pardow.
Speaker 2 (10:22):
Yeah, and that's your main competition. Exactly what kind.
Speaker 3 (10:27):
Of serial killer is walking in the park at night
when it's there for two weeks. When I'm on for
one night the Florida and it's a night fest. It
was looking at chulip at night. Also, you're in a
capital seat of Australia. It's a Dutch flower it's got
nothing to do with Australia. Six of ucalyptus in get
the temperature up? Can you move Canberra? You've moved it once,
(10:51):
Give another one. Start the discussions again, Melbourne, Canberra, Sydney.
Which one's gonna be capital? As we know you won't agree,
build a new one? Is that possible?
Speaker 2 (11:04):
In rill?
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Maybe went to the Australians, replied Wingstream and I don't
know where that is either. We had to look it
up out from Sydney according to my promoter. And if
it's not, I'll be having words.
Speaker 4 (11:18):
Hey, you get to see Rob's show draft available Rob
Beckett Comedy dot Com. Rob, it's great to have you
on the studio.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
Thanks for the laughs, man, thanks for having us.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Go and check out his show, Rob Beckett in Australia,
Rob Beckett Comedy dot Com.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
As I said, I'll see saying man, cheers, cheers, guys,