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Speaker 1 (00:10):
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Speaker 2 (00:16):
Alrighty Woods, you and I just have to swap places
with each other as many times as we can in
three different scenarios across the course of this week.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
As far as difficulty goes, this should be the easiest,
But the more we talk about it, the harder I
think this is.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
There's a snack a snack. Yeah, it's over the phone. Yeah,
but so okay. The idea is we're going to call
person in person. The switch a very hard over the phone.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Sure, but I think physically being in front of a
random it's like hard. But we're calling my dad now, Like,
no one knows my voice more than my father, so
he's not expecting this.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
No, that's true. We're getting on the hop. We are
getting them on the hop for sure. So I'm calling Dad.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I've decided that I'm going to be calling Dad about
what I should get Mum for Christmas? Yeap does feel early? Yep,
to have those kind of chats you just need to
jump in Now. I think I'm going to call Dad
off my mobiles. Three switches are going that's a win.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Are you going to suggest thing because I've written as
the things you could suggest. Oh, she wouldn't mind hearing them.
You're quite a good gift giver.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, cool, I think about that, and think about what
your mum is sensitive about everything.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, Woody, what I thought.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Might have been No, no, no, no, no, Jesus sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Any call from Woody at the moment. That is true.
That is true. I put nursery rhymes on.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Ah. No, well, I'm sorry to inform you, but no,
no baby yet, no baby okay, I hey going.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh, it's good. I had mccollumoscopy today this morning. How'd
that go? Good? Good? It was the ship of a child? No,
it was good. Oh that's great.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, did they find anything?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
They found a bullet?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was actually calling about a Christmas present for mum.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Jesus, Woody, what that's very unnew.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That is that is incredibly unlike me.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I just especially at this time, but I just
thought it's going to get very busy at home.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Obviously, I'm just trying to knock off. Is this a
prank phone call?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Is this on the radio or something?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It shouldn't be so unlikely that I'd be thinking about
a present for my mum.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Like the shock that you're organizing something for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I just want to get ahead of it before the
baby comes. It just doesn't sound like you would. What
do you mean you're planning? Yeah, I know. Well it's
a new thing. I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I figured, you know, if I'm going to have two kids,
planning probably needs to be a skill that I've got.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm I'm just trying to saw what everyone's presence. Be serious,
I'll be serious, I'll be serious. Any ideas for mum?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
None?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Whatsoever?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Would you think it's weird if I've got a lingerie? Sorry,
I beg your pardon. You mis heard me. I said,
have you done your laundry today? Oh laundry?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You said something else.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I have?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
How did you know about my law? I haven't. No,
my laundry basket is overflying. That's amazing. You knew that
you've got security cameras?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, no, just you know it's always going to remind
people to do their laundry.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh yeah, so you want to present? You want to
an ideas for present? I've got a pen handy, I've
got my glasses that I found on the top of
my head. Hit me, Hit you with what what spontaneous
like this without thought? Yeah, she's got golf clubs. She
(03:42):
doesn't drink whiskey like I do.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
With like a tour of a retirement home.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
A tour of retire Well, I don't think that one
hundred dollars. I think you still have to get something
else that will.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Be free, that could be free. Who's that? That was me?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I thought it sounds like Will.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The jigs arere the jig I tell you what, my dad,
we we lasted much longer than I thought we wouldn't.
You should be ashamed of yourself. I am your son.
You should know what I sound like. I was switching
with Will through that whole phone call. Really you didn't
pick up on that?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Well, I said, I think I was sedated.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I've had an offer.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
They brought me back from life this morning, and you're
taking advantage of me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We attacked when you were. We've done it again. We've
done it again.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh dear, it was so unlike
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
Alrighty Woods, you and I just have to swap places
with each other as many times as we can in
three different scenarios across the course of this week.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
As far as difficulty goes, this should be the easiest,
But the more we talk about it, the harder I
think this is.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
There's a snack a snack. Yeah, it's over the phone. Yeah,
but so okay. The idea is we're going to call
person in person. The switch a very hard over the phone.
Speaker 1 (00:40):
Sure, but I think physically being in front of a
random it's like hard. But we're calling my dad now, Like,
no one knows my voice more than my father, so
he's not expecting this.
Speaker 3 (00:51):
No, that's true. We're getting on the hop. We are
getting them on the hop for sure. So I'm calling Dad.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I've decided that I'm going to be calling Dad about
what I should get Mum for Christmas? Yeap does feel early? Yep,
to have those kind of chats you just need to
jump in Now. I think I'm going to call Dad
off my mobiles. Three switches are going that's a win.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Are you going to suggest thing because I've written as
the things you could suggest. Oh, she wouldn't mind hearing them.
You're quite a good gift giver.
Speaker 2 (01:12):
Okay, cool, I think about that, and think about what
your mum is sensitive about everything.
Speaker 3 (01:17):
Yeah, Woody, what I thought.
Speaker 1 (01:23):
Might have been No, no, no, no, no, Jesus sorry.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
Any call from Woody at the moment. That is true.
That is true. I put nursery rhymes on.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
Ah. No, well, I'm sorry to inform you, but no,
no baby yet, no baby okay, I hey going.
Speaker 3 (01:41):
Oh, it's good. I had mccollumoscopy today this morning. How'd
that go? Good? Good? It was the ship of a child? No,
it was good. Oh that's great.
Speaker 4 (01:52):
That's good.
Speaker 3 (01:53):
Yeah, did they find anything?
Speaker 4 (01:56):
They found a bullet?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
No?
Speaker 3 (02:00):
I was actually calling about a Christmas present for mum.
Speaker 4 (02:03):
Jesus, Woody, what that's very unnew.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
That is that is incredibly unlike me.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
But I just especially at this time, but I just
thought it's going to get very busy at home.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
Obviously, I'm just trying to knock off. Is this a
prank phone call?
Speaker 4 (02:16):
Is this on the radio or something?
Speaker 1 (02:18):
It shouldn't be so unlikely that I'd be thinking about
a present for my mum.
Speaker 4 (02:21):
Like the shock that you're organizing something for Christmas.
Speaker 3 (02:25):
I just want to get ahead of it before the
baby comes. It just doesn't sound like you would. What
do you mean you're planning? Yeah, I know. Well it's
a new thing. I'm trying.
Speaker 1 (02:35):
I figured, you know, if I'm going to have two kids,
planning probably needs to be a skill that I've got.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
I'm I'm just trying to saw what everyone's presence. Be serious,
I'll be serious, I'll be serious. Any ideas for mum?
Speaker 2 (02:48):
None?
Speaker 4 (02:48):
Whatsoever?
Speaker 3 (02:49):
Would you think it's weird if I've got a lingerie? Sorry,
I beg your pardon. You mis heard me. I said,
have you done your laundry today? Oh laundry?
Speaker 4 (03:03):
You said something else.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
I have?
Speaker 4 (03:07):
How did you know about my law? I haven't. No,
my laundry basket is overflying. That's amazing. You knew that
you've got security cameras?
Speaker 1 (03:17):
No, no, just you know it's always going to remind
people to do their laundry.
Speaker 4 (03:21):
Oh yeah, so you want to present? You want to
an ideas for present? I've got a pen handy, I've
got my glasses that I found on the top of
my head. Hit me, Hit you with what what spontaneous
like this without thought? Yeah, she's got golf clubs. She
(03:42):
doesn't drink whiskey like I do.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
With like a tour of a retirement home.
Speaker 4 (03:50):
A tour of retire Well, I don't think that one
hundred dollars. I think you still have to get something
else that will.
Speaker 3 (03:58):
Be free, that could be free. Who's that? That was me?
Speaker 4 (04:03):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (04:03):
I thought it sounds like Will.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
The jigs arere the jig I tell you what, my dad,
we we lasted much longer than I thought we wouldn't.
You should be ashamed of yourself. I am your son.
You should know what I sound like. I was switching
with Will through that whole phone call. Really you didn't
pick up on that?
Speaker 4 (04:23):
Well, I said, I think I was sedated.
Speaker 3 (04:25):
I've had an offer.
Speaker 4 (04:28):
They brought me back from life this morning, and you're
taking advantage of me.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
We attacked when you were. We've done it again. We've
done it again.
Speaker 3 (04:37):
Oh dear, it was so unlike
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