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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Unless you said something pretty wild, yes, say let's let's
hear it back.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
First, there was no more toilet paper left in the house,
so I woke up for my morning toilet run and
there was nothing to sort it out.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
How do you do with that? Yeah? Paper towel?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What else can you do? Straight to the shower? I
think papertown's better than straight to the shower. Disagree the debate?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
By the way, thirteen one and six five, you better
to go straight to the shower or use something else
if you caught on the john, yeah, thirteen one o
six five. If you'd like to join the debate.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I man it. Sure. If you're a
shower person, we want to hear from you. But I
would also just.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Love to hear what you used instead of toilet paper.
So again, everyone listening, you're lying if you haven't been
in this situation.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We've all been there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But I'm just curious as to the next I think
that's where you know you're either a winner or a loser.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Analyst's let's go back to your example, but if you've
done it, by the way, thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's the number.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now analyt what was running through your head, like what
options did you come up with?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So luckily for me, I had actually already noticed that
there was no toilet paper before going to the toilet,
so I was quite fortunate that I wasn't left to,
you know, fend for myself and do the movie dash
around the house. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
When you live with your brother? Of course yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Of course he was at work, so it was fine.
It would just be me broke anyway. Nonetheless, I had
to quickly think about what I was going to do,
and the immediate glaring option was paper towel, which is
essentially toilet paper, just thicker, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The more I think about it, I don't think papertail
is too bad. Why would you so against paper towel?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Will?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm not against it. I just think that that the
shower option is great, Like it's just there's no harm,
no foul.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sorry, I'd like to argue that because if you're getting
in the shower, I mean, I don't know how mess
Sorry I'm going to be gross, but I don't know
how mess you get again, but like that could.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
How does your wife feel about that? Like it's good
for you. In the shower, he goes down the drain.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And they're using bar soape that's communal.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm not using bar so there looks like a wookie
in there after yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Now I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Using it gets where Sometimes there's not a shower. So
a friend of mine, I'm going to try and keep
this as clean as possible. But now I love KFC.
I think everyone loves KFC. But he look, he had
a singer, he had a zinger burger, and we were
walking on the way to the football and he finishes
his singer and look nature course and he was in trouble.
So he ran behind an apartment block and just things
(02:48):
had to move. And everyone knows where I'm going there,
but he's looking around, going.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
What am I gonna? What am I going to do here?
He used the zinger wrapper. Linda's called singer.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
On the ringer, Linda, what did you what did you
use instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I used cotton balls?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And so were you dabbing or wiping?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I was dabbling? Was that?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
A friends she had no chi paper, so I rade
it through her cabin and I'm like a cotton balls.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, any balls? How many balls did you go through? Linda?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I went through a few because I've also got a
piecing down there, so I have to be careful when
I dadda.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Got a piercing in the inns.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is that that would cause wiping for you must just
be treacherous every time, Linda.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Oh, well, you gonna be careful.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You don't get it get it all I can imagine.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I can imagine as well.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That would really Teddy? Who's called Teddy? Where'd you go?
Your boss used something strange?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yes, So my boss took us niffew a few years
ago to see the Christmas lights and there was a
public toilet down the road, so he took took it
this year there and yeah, he need to take a
number two. So my boss is a bit of a
gambler and always keeps losing TB tickets in his pocket.
And yeah, I just got to use what you gotta use.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You go there, you go, you're coming.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Do you think he wasn't a loser after all?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I guess let's go to balending now, Blinda, what did
you use instead of toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
My name through the yellow pages.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
At me yellow pages, then threw them at you.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
She did ask the toilet paper, she said, haven't got
none news? This through the yellow pages, look at me
through the door.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Do you think, given that she liked school, given that
she had got none, given that she so quickly thought
of her, were you the first one to use that
yellow pages?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Or were there a few pages ripped out already?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Ball I think there are a few pages already ripped down.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It sounds it really does sound like, and it's like
she had it ready to go to routine, and it
sounds like a bit of an old school play, doesn't it.
Maybe that, maybe that's just what it was back in
the day, because it was because theyellow yellow Pages for
tal You get yellow Pages delivered for free every year.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You've probably got a year of TP in there, don't you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And it's that really thin paper.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, bloody hell. We could be honest saying here, maybe
that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Maybe that was a thing back in the day, just
if you didn't have TP, used the the yellow pages.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, which which which literally not using no one's calling
the teas, Let's use the tea.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's got to make you crazy. You could look up
the number in a book. Totally wild mad.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, we used to make a lot of prank calls
from yellow Pages dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
A lot of old people. Uh mick, what did you
use instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Good mc taylor from Gelong dear of a travel Australia
A lot over and it's always it's always goodbye socks
or jobs mate.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's pretty simple, Yeah, it is is what's first?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
If you socks? Mate, you got you know, so you go,
you go.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You go left, left sock first, you get through that,
you're still more, you go the right sock.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Depends that big a knife you got on your guest
to cut your sock?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh you sorry, so you've always got a knife on you?
That's pretty wild. You cut the top of the sock off.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Depends what part of the country in you generally do.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So rather than sacrificing the whole sock, you get to
keep that sprat And then do you.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Also, mate, sometimes Johnny loose one that is very clear.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So then well you also like cut a bit of
your jock set so they turned into like an arseless check.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, it depends what depends where you're eted the night
before the copper. You know, it depends where you're beating
for dinner, but not before mate, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
It Meke, good question for you here.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm not sure if you're hearing that yellow pages thing
that we were saying before.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Was it yellow pages back in the day? Was that
the status quo?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
The Bible was the standard go to back in more day?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Mate, Let's go to Sarah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Why didn't you go back to me Sarah thirteen when
I was six 'folve bring his out, bring Sarah, I.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Use the insert of my bra, the pudding of my bra.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh that's genius.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Both both caps.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yes, both caps on.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
We have small booms.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Good to know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Well, we're getting everything out of everyround today, all right,
Thanks Sarah,
My Heart podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free Hard.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
Unless you said something pretty wild, yes, say let's let's
hear it back.
Speaker 3 (00:20):
First, there was no more toilet paper left in the house,
so I woke up for my morning toilet run and
there was nothing to sort it out.
Speaker 4 (00:29):
How do you do with that? Yeah? Paper towel?
Speaker 5 (00:32):
Wow?
Speaker 4 (00:33):
What else can you do? Straight to the shower? I
think papertown's better than straight to the shower. Disagree the debate?
Speaker 2 (00:38):
By the way, thirteen one and six five, you better
to go straight to the shower or use something else
if you caught on the john, yeah, thirteen one o
six five. If you'd like to join the debate.
Speaker 4 (00:48):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I man it. Sure. If you're a
shower person, we want to hear from you. But I
would also just.
Speaker 1 (00:52):
Love to hear what you used instead of toilet paper.
So again, everyone listening, you're lying if you haven't been
in this situation.
Speaker 4 (01:02):
We've all been there.
Speaker 1 (01:03):
But I'm just curious as to the next I think
that's where you know you're either a winner or a loser.
Speaker 4 (01:07):
What did you do?
Speaker 1 (01:08):
Analyst's let's go back to your example, but if you've
done it, by the way, thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 4 (01:12):
That's the number.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
Now analyt what was running through your head, like what
options did you come up with?
Speaker 3 (01:17):
So luckily for me, I had actually already noticed that
there was no toilet paper before going to the toilet,
so I was quite fortunate that I wasn't left to,
you know, fend for myself and do the movie dash
around the house. Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 4 (01:29):
When you live with your brother? Of course yes, of course.
Speaker 3 (01:31):
Of course he was at work, so it was fine.
It would just be me broke anyway. Nonetheless, I had
to quickly think about what I was going to do,
and the immediate glaring option was paper towel, which is
essentially toilet paper, just thicker, you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (01:47):
The more I think about it, I don't think papertail
is too bad. Why would you so against paper towel?
Speaker 5 (01:51):
Will?
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I'm not against it. I just think that that the
shower option is great, Like it's just there's no harm,
no foul.
Speaker 3 (02:00):
Sorry, I'd like to argue that because if you're getting
in the shower, I mean, I don't know how mess
Sorry I'm going to be gross, but I don't know
how mess you get again, but like that could.
Speaker 4 (02:10):
How does your wife feel about that? Like it's good
for you. In the shower, he goes down the drain.
Speaker 3 (02:16):
And they're using bar soape that's communal.
Speaker 4 (02:19):
No, I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
I'm not using bar so there looks like a wookie
in there after yourself.
Speaker 4 (02:26):
Now I'm not.
Speaker 1 (02:27):
Using it gets where Sometimes there's not a shower. So
a friend of mine, I'm going to try and keep
this as clean as possible. But now I love KFC.
I think everyone loves KFC. But he look, he had
a singer, he had a zinger burger, and we were
walking on the way to the football and he finishes
his singer and look nature course and he was in trouble.
So he ran behind an apartment block and just things
(02:48):
had to move. And everyone knows where I'm going there,
but he's looking around, going.
Speaker 6 (02:51):
What am I gonna? What am I going to do here?
He used the zinger wrapper. Linda's called singer.
Speaker 1 (03:03):
On the ringer, Linda, what did you what did you
use instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 5 (03:10):
I used cotton balls?
Speaker 4 (03:12):
And so were you dabbing or wiping?
Speaker 5 (03:15):
I was dabbling? Was that?
Speaker 7 (03:17):
A friends she had no chi paper, so I rade
it through her cabin and I'm like a cotton balls.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Yeah, any balls? How many balls did you go through? Linda?
Speaker 5 (03:29):
I went through a few because I've also got a
piecing down there, so I have to be careful when
I dadda.
Speaker 2 (03:39):
Got a piercing in the inns.
Speaker 7 (03:43):
Yes, I.
Speaker 1 (03:46):
Is that that would cause wiping for you must just
be treacherous every time, Linda.
Speaker 6 (03:51):
Oh, well, you gonna be careful.
Speaker 5 (03:52):
You don't get it get it all I can imagine.
Speaker 4 (03:55):
I can imagine as well.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
That would really Teddy? Who's called Teddy? Where'd you go?
Your boss used something strange?
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Yes, So my boss took us niffew a few years
ago to see the Christmas lights and there was a
public toilet down the road, so he took took it
this year there and yeah, he need to take a
number two. So my boss is a bit of a
gambler and always keeps losing TB tickets in his pocket.
And yeah, I just got to use what you gotta use.
Speaker 4 (04:24):
You go there, you go, you're coming.
Speaker 7 (04:27):
Do you think he wasn't a loser after all?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
I guess let's go to balending now, Blinda, what did
you use instead of toilet paper.
Speaker 5 (04:41):
My name through the yellow pages.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
At me yellow pages, then threw them at you.
Speaker 5 (04:49):
She did ask the toilet paper, she said, haven't got
none news? This through the yellow pages, look at me
through the door.
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Do you think, given that she liked school, given that
she had got none, given that she so quickly thought
of her, were you the first one to use that
yellow pages?
Speaker 4 (05:04):
Or were there a few pages ripped out already?
Speaker 5 (05:06):
Ball I think there are a few pages already ripped down.
Speaker 2 (05:09):
It sounds it really does sound like, and it's like
she had it ready to go to routine, and it
sounds like a bit of an old school play, doesn't it.
Maybe that, maybe that's just what it was back in
the day, because it was because theyellow yellow Pages for
tal You get yellow Pages delivered for free every year.
Speaker 4 (05:25):
You've probably got a year of TP in there, don't you.
Speaker 2 (05:28):
And it's that really thin paper.
Speaker 4 (05:30):
Yeah, bloody hell. We could be honest saying here, maybe
that was a thing.
Speaker 2 (05:34):
Maybe that was a thing back in the day, just
if you didn't have TP, used the the yellow pages.
Speaker 1 (05:39):
Yeah, which which which literally not using no one's calling
the teas, Let's use the tea.
Speaker 4 (05:43):
It's got to make you crazy. You could look up
the number in a book. Totally wild mad.
Speaker 1 (05:49):
Yeah, we used to make a lot of prank calls
from yellow Pages dot com.
Speaker 4 (05:53):
A lot of old people. Uh mick, what did you
use instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 5 (05:59):
Good mc taylor from Gelong dear of a travel Australia
A lot over and it's always it's always goodbye socks
or jobs mate.
Speaker 2 (06:06):
It's pretty simple, Yeah, it is is what's first?
Speaker 4 (06:10):
If you socks? Mate, you got you know, so you go,
you go.
Speaker 1 (06:14):
You go left, left sock first, you get through that,
you're still more, you go the right sock.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Depends that big a knife you got on your guest
to cut your sock?
Speaker 4 (06:22):
Oh you sorry, so you've always got a knife on you?
That's pretty wild. You cut the top of the sock off.
Speaker 5 (06:28):
Depends what part of the country in you generally do.
Speaker 2 (06:32):
So rather than sacrificing the whole sock, you get to
keep that sprat And then do you.
Speaker 5 (06:36):
Also, mate, sometimes Johnny loose one that is very clear.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
So then well you also like cut a bit of
your jock set so they turned into like an arseless check.
Speaker 5 (06:44):
Well, it depends what depends where you're eted the night
before the copper. You know, it depends where you're beating
for dinner, but not before mate, Yeah.
Speaker 4 (06:54):
It Meke, good question for you here.
Speaker 2 (06:58):
I'm not sure if you're hearing that yellow pages thing
that we were saying before.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
Was it yellow pages back in the day? Was that
the status quo?
Speaker 1 (07:04):
Now?
Speaker 5 (07:04):
The Bible was the standard go to back in more day?
Speaker 4 (07:07):
Mate, Let's go to Sarah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
Why didn't you go back to me Sarah thirteen when
I was six 'folve bring his out, bring Sarah, I.
Speaker 5 (07:22):
Use the insert of my bra, the pudding of my bra.
Speaker 2 (07:25):
Oh that's genius.
Speaker 4 (07:26):
Both both caps.
Speaker 5 (07:28):
Yes, both caps on.
Speaker 6 (07:29):
We have small booms.
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Good to know.
Speaker 2 (07:32):
Well, we're getting everything out of everyround today, all right,
Thanks Sarah,
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