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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen.
Speaker 2 (00:14):
Live on the Free. I had a wardrobe.
Speaker 3 (00:17):
We pitched so many great ideas during the week where
they just don't get on the show.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
It's only a limited number of spots.
Speaker 3 (00:22):
So look, contractually we've carved out ten minutes a week.
We can do whatever the hell we like take online.
Speaker 1 (00:35):
I've been pitching this month for at least a month,
and I honestly I wasn't bringing it up in Freedom
Fridays because I was like, no, not to bring down
the segment.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
But I was like, it's too good for Freedom Fridays.
Speaker 1 (00:46):
I was like, this will get in the real shows,
and he never got There's been three to four weeks.
Speaker 3 (00:52):
So the idea I had I was going to pitch
in Freedom Friday. Yeah, I've since had a pow wow
with a few producers and I think it's.
Speaker 2 (00:59):
Going to go next week. Are you kiddings? The canvas?
So you're not pitching right now? I've got another one
that was.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
Right, okay, all right, well you kick things off, okay, sure,
So like about a month ago, there was like it's
like a house invasion, pretty serious story, right, wow, But
so I saw the CCTV of it, and there was
an interesting moment where the guy had to restrain the
house invader by sitting on them.
Speaker 2 (01:24):
It was the classic you just just sit down, put
all your weight on them. What you used to do
your younger brother? Just okay, So I just I just
think there'd be great stories.
Speaker 1 (01:31):
Have you ever had to sit on someone to restrain them?
Speaker 2 (01:35):
To restrain?
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Don't you? Have you ever had to sit on someone
to restrain them?
Speaker 3 (01:41):
To do that to my little brother all the time.
Speaker 1 (01:43):
You can't move there to be boring, like more like
you know, why if you had to like restrain somebody?
Speaker 3 (01:48):
Yeah, what are you hoping for? There were what's that?
What's what's what? What's your what's your gold call?
Speaker 4 (01:55):
There?
Speaker 2 (01:55):
I don't have the creativity.
Speaker 1 (01:57):
I just think it it'll be better than my creative
mine right now?
Speaker 2 (02:00):
Will Why did you have to restrain something? Okay? And
then how long did you have to sit on them for?
Speaker 1 (02:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (02:06):
I think there'll be great stories.
Speaker 1 (02:07):
I think what do you got?
Speaker 3 (02:11):
So the other day I was walking out in the
front of my house, slow start, but going, don't know.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
My neighbor all that?
Speaker 3 (02:18):
Well, yeah, I go, how are you? And she goes
how are you? I didn't respond. I realized I started
thinking to myself, I don't have to respond to.
Speaker 2 (02:27):
That question in Australia, how are you?
Speaker 3 (02:29):
No, because you say it is a greeting, you walk
past on you, how are you? You don't expect your
response anyway? I started, No, you.
Speaker 2 (02:37):
Don't, you got you.
Speaker 3 (02:40):
Get that's gets game over.
Speaker 2 (02:42):
You both asked the questions, you both asked the question
that no response. So then I started when someone says
hey and you go good.
Speaker 3 (02:50):
Exactly. So I started thinking that there's actually a lot
of questions, in a lot of questions in Australia that
we asked that don't need answering.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
I like your tomato sauce, obviously I do. That's a
good example. Were like, John ask in your lemonade? Yeah obviously, Yeah,
that's true. That's a question that doesn't ask right.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
No, I'm like, how's the serenity?
Speaker 2 (03:13):
No answer to that question? Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure, sure, sure?
Well why would you? Yeah what would yeah? Great? Or
you're right? Yeah, also great example, great examples. Yeah that's all.
Let's go with yours. Okay, Yeah, because I think you
(03:35):
covered them all. I think the reason they won't go
with yours is where's that? No answer is no answer?
There no answer to that question. All right, So we're
gonna go with Mike. Yeah, yeah, sitting on and.
Speaker 3 (03:46):
Be able to I'll find another question that can't be
answered in that spot anyway.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
Great.
Speaker 2 (03:50):
Thirteen one oh sixty five is the number?
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Have you ever sat on someone to restrain them?
Speaker 2 (03:57):
There we go, what's wrong?
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Joe?
Speaker 2 (03:59):
Joe? What's wrong? I just want to go home. You've
got some calls coming in. Yeah, they're calling.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Can you hear it?
Speaker 2 (04:06):
An hour ago? They're listening on delay?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
Oh silly billies.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Well they might have sat on someone.
Speaker 4 (04:11):
Who knows.
Speaker 1 (04:12):
I'll tell you if no one sat on someone to
restrain them, but just pay Can you hear it again?
Speaker 4 (04:17):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (04:17):
It feels that there's a lot of calls coming in.
What's going on? Why don't we getting these guys across?
Are there's someone there? All right? Okay? Oh beautifulple? Have
really taken to the sitting on topic? Yeah? Yeah, what's
going on? Have they taken it the wrong way?
Speaker 1 (04:32):
No, they're just it's been sad on some of them,
I will say, sitting on someone accidents? Oh yeah, all right,
we'll go to Remy here, and this is why you
didn't put it in the show. You know, you gotta
write back to my emails with that feedback, I don't
get them.
Speaker 2 (04:52):
Let's go to Remy here. I'm thirty one six five.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
Remy, you had to sit on someone to restrain them.
Speaker 4 (05:00):
Yes, so in this situation, I have to sit on
someone in order to win a grand final?
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Oh fun? Okay? How did how did that happen?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
So what happened was we only had a minute left
on the on the board to win the Grand Final.
So what I did was because the only way to
win was to because this guy was about to kick
the ball out, but I managed to stop it by
getting him on the floor and it was like a
before he got on the floor, I kind of got
the ball off him, but he tried to rip it
(05:30):
off me. So I sat on his face stuck him
from getting the ball. So what I did was I
started in his face and he let go completely. He
just stopped and I ran and scored and that was us.
We won the Grand Final?
Speaker 3 (05:51):
Right Sri shat on and farted on face to win
the game.
Speaker 1 (05:59):
I don't know rugby super well, Remy, but like, is
it in the codes at all, like afar from the face?
Speaker 2 (06:06):
Is that an I legal move?
Speaker 3 (06:07):
Penalty?
Speaker 4 (06:08):
Well? Look, how white? Is there any rules for that?
Speaker 3 (06:12):
Did you get the respecting the team, Remy? Whether it
was there like a bit of.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
You know after you know, after that, I got Man
of the match. Yeah, and five years undefeated premiership and.
Speaker 2 (06:28):
You've got you on the tail. I can see why
you're unstoppable on your remedy. Thanks. I have a great weekend, Remy.
Appreciate that story mate.
Speaker 1 (06:35):
Well that's just awesome power using all the skills you've
got in the game of sports.
Speaker 3 (06:41):
Hit him down, took the ball off and fared on
his face, and the scored to try.
Speaker 2 (06:44):
I mean that perfect. I hope that that just perfect.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Champaign rugby Helen here thirteen one six five Helen, Oh,
here we go, a bit of a flip on a classic.
Speaker 2 (06:55):
Someone sat on you, Helen, Can I help?
Speaker 5 (06:59):
When I was young, not now. When I was young,
my cousin that I lived with growing up, her worried
in the garage. Me and her were in the garage
and she said to me, oh that the spider me
and I had to fight my life and and I
turned around. There was no spider. But the worst bit is,
(07:22):
well I did did that sit on now? But the
worst thing is she ran off and told my grandma
about sitting on her, and my grandma came back and
hit me. So yeah, it was so nice.
Speaker 1 (07:38):
Helen.
Speaker 2 (07:38):
Sorry sorry, Helen, so sorry. I'm in a bit of
a loss.
Speaker 1 (07:41):
What why did she sit on you after she saw
a spider?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
I said, on her because she lied to me. She
lied to me.
Speaker 2 (07:49):
That was she said there was a spider. It was
a lot. I was sitting on her. Punishment.
Speaker 5 (07:56):
Yeah, it was punishment, but then I got in trouble
from my At the time, they passed away, no worries.