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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free. I had a masked Bandit was
found passed out in the bathroom of a liquor store.
And I think the best part about this is that
the masked bandit was a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So raccoon, he gets in.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
There and you go for what do you go for?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
First? Straight for the spirits.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So he goes straight for spirits, start smashing the bottles
of spirits on the ground, and then obviously the alcohol
pools on the floor, and he just tucks in, just
chucks the face right in there. Scotch apparently was his
preference of all the bottles they found smashed on the ground.
Here is a little bit of media coverage of this
(01:03):
pesky raccoon.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
E raccoon got into the Ashland, Virginia e b C
through the ceiling. We called it nast down bottle after bottle,
had a drink or two or three, and then passed out.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
In the bathroom beside a toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What is what was that?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't know, that's the first time I've heard.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Where did that come from?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's Fox News. That's Fox News covering the story from Virginia.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So the funny thing about it is so I was
reading the story and apparently the police officer, when he
found the raccoon passed out in the liquor store, was
trying to give the raccoon a bit of a talking to,
you know what I mean, like trying.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
To like trying to tell off the raccoon for being naughty.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
And I've also did you say you made it to
the toilet, by the way, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Mate. So he smashes all the bottles, drinks all.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
The booze off the grill, like quite responsible, tries to
go to the top, didn't quite make it.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He's spy. Nearly got to the toilet. We've all been
on the ground. Do everything you can. Fall is out.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've always just found it really funny when people try
to tell off a pet, because it doesn't that doesn't
make any sense that the pet doesn't understand what you're saying.
But when our pets do something particularly naughty, we find
we feel compelled to still tell them off. I'll never
forget the time in Perth I was living in a
sharehouse and I have my little dog Bobby, and.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
For a three to four week period.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All of a sudden, it was the middle of summer,
the house does started smelling like pop, like like a like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
A really dank smell of pool. You remember this Chester
Street just started smelling like a bit of pop.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And everyone started sort of like, you know, pointing things
a little bit like what is that smell? All of
a sudden and we were doing like wide searched in
the house. I was like, I've toilet trained Bobby. He's
definitely not doing poops inside.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
So yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Anyway, I found out after
after I followed her one day, what she was doing
is she was she was going underneath the house. It
was nice and cool down there, and she was pupping
underneath the house, and then when it got particularly warm,
he would like permeate up into the house.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Glasshouse. The reason I tell the stories.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I remember sitting Bobby down and being like, you just
can't be that house like that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It was like, why am I do you look like
an idiot?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Doesn't understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying because.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They've done it as well. They've done it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Like there's that thing where you're like, you can't tell
off a pet unless you catch them in the act
of doing it because their memory don't memories and I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Know what't speak English?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, true, true, true. So what are you asking?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
What did you find yourself telling your pet off for
I'd love that. Yeah, that's pretty good stuff to Sam.
Here Sam on thirteen one oh six y five. You
try to tell off your cat?
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Oh yeah, I hope you can hear me. Yeah, I've
got an eleven year old, ragged old cat who thinks
you're the dog.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
He's very obedient.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
And I had a mess in my garage last week,
so I sent him in the garage to get the
mauk because the mouse eating my Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh yeah, great.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I didn't find the mouth, but at one o'clock in
the morning, he brought me a live mouse is my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh yeah, let me go.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
And I spent two hours a bit like a mother exercise,
chasing this mouth around my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
This is like a monthly occurrence for me, Sam. I
don't know, because they think they're doing you a favor.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
They're like master, Master, I've brought you a live one.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
With him because I told him to go.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And do it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He can't. He doesn't speak. He doesn't speak. That's how
do you traim your cat to kill?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, sometimes they are dead, to be fair, but I
think he's accidentally done that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I think he does want to bring you a live So.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's like in the in the West, it actually is
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow, you know in the West when it's like reward
dead or alive kind of thing. Yeah, that's the way
that that's the cat protocol as well with rats.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I think it's double points for you can have
a play with you.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Bring him to me alive. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, my offering to you is a love which is
a nightmare. Then you end up nude chasing rats around you.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
But when you try and explain that to a cat,
you know you're going against years of evolution.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They've been doing it for so long. Yeah, you can't
tell them.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's going to tell me here, Tammy, you've tried to
tell off your pet for something?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Yes, Like he's a naughty little boy. My dog like
his off. He likes to bark at everyone across the
street walking by. Sitting at a cafe, I wait for
the other people to walk pasts have this little bark.
He's telling them off to not come near me. They
walk away and I get him to sit down, look
me in the eye, and I say, that is so rude.
(05:48):
We don't talk to people that way.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Does that work? Does it work for you? Timmy?
Speaker 9 (05:53):
It does?
Speaker 8 (05:54):
I think he kind of recognizes not meant to do that.
But mid talking he is trying to look for another
person to bark.
Speaker 10 (06:01):
Another dog with prostrate works not working, and it sounds
like he's still so he's still barking at people as
they walk past.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's working at all.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I feel like Chihuahua owners and dash hund owners like
you need some sort of noise control mm hmmm, particularly
if you're going to take them in too, you know,
cafes and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
How do you stop a bark though?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What are your options?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I'd get onto Season Milan. Were you Season Milan the
Dog Whisperer on YouTube? Really he's great. For example, I
learned of Caesar Yeah, yeah, yeah, what Caesars. You can't
yell at your dog when it's barking, because it thinks
that you're also just yelling at the other thing to get.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah yeah. The worst thing you can do is
yell at them.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah right, he's good, Milan, Yeah, no, look him up.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
But dash hunds, dash hunts and two hours. Yeah, fit
in the bin as well.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Come from Wendy.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Containing there, Wendy, we were I've never I wouldn't a.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Little bit of humor, Wendy. You try to tell if
your pet for something.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Yes, I've got a bird that does. The F words
are quite a fair bit.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Does it. That's hilarious, Wendy, Wow, that's real.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Do you teach it to it? Wendy.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I was having a drive to my mother's for Mother's
Day one time and the bird cockertoo was in the
car and I got pulled over for breath alizer. The
bird taill the policeman, the f mate
My Heart podcasts, hear more kiss podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free. I had a masked Bandit was
found passed out in the bathroom of a liquor store.
And I think the best part about this is that
the masked bandit was a raccoon.
Speaker 2 (00:34):
So raccoon, he gets in.
Speaker 3 (00:37):
There and you go for what do you go for?
Speaker 2 (00:40):
First? Straight for the spirits.
Speaker 1 (00:42):
So he goes straight for spirits, start smashing the bottles
of spirits on the ground, and then obviously the alcohol
pools on the floor, and he just tucks in, just
chucks the face right in there. Scotch apparently was his
preference of all the bottles they found smashed on the ground.
Here is a little bit of media coverage of this
(01:03):
pesky raccoon.
Speaker 4 (01:05):
E raccoon got into the Ashland, Virginia e b C
through the ceiling. We called it nast down bottle after bottle,
had a drink or two or three, and then passed out.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
In the bathroom beside a toilet.
Speaker 3 (01:20):
What is what was that?
Speaker 2 (01:21):
I don't know, that's the first time I've heard.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Where did that come from?
Speaker 2 (01:26):
It's Fox News. That's Fox News covering the story from Virginia.
Speaker 3 (01:29):
There you go.
Speaker 1 (01:30):
So the funny thing about it is so I was
reading the story and apparently the police officer, when he
found the raccoon passed out in the liquor store, was
trying to give the raccoon a bit of a talking to,
you know what I mean, like trying.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
To like trying to tell off the raccoon for being naughty.
Speaker 5 (01:50):
And I've also did you say you made it to
the toilet, by the way, Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:53):
Mate. So he smashes all the bottles, drinks all.
Speaker 5 (01:55):
The booze off the grill, like quite responsible, tries to
go to the top, didn't quite make it.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
He's spy. Nearly got to the toilet. We've all been
on the ground. Do everything you can. Fall is out.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
It's awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:15):
I've always just found it really funny when people try
to tell off a pet, because it doesn't that doesn't
make any sense that the pet doesn't understand what you're saying.
But when our pets do something particularly naughty, we find
we feel compelled to still tell them off. I'll never
forget the time in Perth I was living in a
sharehouse and I have my little dog Bobby, and.
Speaker 2 (02:38):
For a three to four week period.
Speaker 1 (02:40):
All of a sudden, it was the middle of summer,
the house does started smelling like pop, like like a like.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
A really dank smell of pool. You remember this Chester
Street just started smelling like a bit of pop.
Speaker 1 (02:50):
And everyone started sort of like, you know, pointing things
a little bit like what is that smell? All of
a sudden and we were doing like wide searched in
the house. I was like, I've toilet trained Bobby. He's
definitely not doing poops inside.
Speaker 6 (03:01):
So yeah, yeah, sorry, sorry. Anyway, I found out after
after I followed her one day, what she was doing
is she was she was going underneath the house. It
was nice and cool down there, and she was pupping
underneath the house, and then when it got particularly warm,
he would like permeate up into the house.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
Glasshouse. The reason I tell the stories.
Speaker 1 (03:21):
I remember sitting Bobby down and being like, you just
can't be that house like that.
Speaker 3 (03:25):
It was like, why am I do you look like
an idiot?
Speaker 2 (03:28):
Doesn't understand? Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm saying because.
Speaker 3 (03:31):
They've done it as well. They've done it.
Speaker 5 (03:33):
Like there's that thing where you're like, you can't tell
off a pet unless you catch them in the act
of doing it because their memory don't memories and I don't.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Know what't speak English?
Speaker 3 (03:42):
Yeah, true, true, true. So what are you asking?
Speaker 5 (03:45):
What did you find yourself telling your pet off for
I'd love that. Yeah, that's pretty good stuff to Sam.
Here Sam on thirteen one oh six y five. You
try to tell off your cat?
Speaker 7 (03:56):
Oh yeah, I hope you can hear me. Yeah, I've
got an eleven year old, ragged old cat who thinks
you're the dog.
Speaker 8 (04:02):
He's very obedient.
Speaker 2 (04:03):
Yeah sure.
Speaker 7 (04:04):
And I had a mess in my garage last week,
so I sent him in the garage to get the
mauk because the mouse eating my Christmas tree.
Speaker 2 (04:12):
Oh yeah, great.
Speaker 7 (04:13):
I didn't find the mouth, but at one o'clock in
the morning, he brought me a live mouse is my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
Oh yeah, let me go.
Speaker 7 (04:21):
And I spent two hours a bit like a mother exercise,
chasing this mouth around my bedroom.
Speaker 2 (04:29):
This is like a monthly occurrence for me, Sam. I
don't know, because they think they're doing you a favor.
Speaker 1 (04:33):
They're like master, Master, I've brought you a live one.
Speaker 7 (04:38):
With him because I told him to go.
Speaker 2 (04:39):
And do it.
Speaker 3 (04:42):
He can't. He doesn't speak. He doesn't speak. That's how
do you traim your cat to kill?
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, sometimes they are dead, to be fair, but I
think he's accidentally done that.
Speaker 3 (04:50):
I think he does want to bring you a live So.
Speaker 2 (04:51):
It's like in the in the West, it actually is
like that.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
Wow, you know in the West when it's like reward
dead or alive kind of thing. Yeah, that's the way
that that's the cat protocol as well with rats.
Speaker 2 (05:01):
But I think it's double points for you can have
a play with you.
Speaker 3 (05:05):
Bring him to me alive. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Yeah, my offering to you is a love which is
a nightmare. Then you end up nude chasing rats around you.
Speaker 9 (05:11):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
But when you try and explain that to a cat,
you know you're going against years of evolution.
Speaker 2 (05:16):
They've been doing it for so long. Yeah, you can't
tell them.
Speaker 1 (05:18):
It's going to tell me here, Tammy, you've tried to
tell off your pet for something?
Speaker 8 (05:26):
Yes, Like he's a naughty little boy. My dog like
his off. He likes to bark at everyone across the
street walking by. Sitting at a cafe, I wait for
the other people to walk pasts have this little bark.
He's telling them off to not come near me. They
walk away and I get him to sit down, look
me in the eye, and I say, that is so rude.
(05:48):
We don't talk to people that way.
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Does that work? Does it work for you? Timmy?
Speaker 9 (05:53):
It does?
Speaker 8 (05:54):
I think he kind of recognizes not meant to do that.
But mid talking he is trying to look for another
person to bark.
Speaker 10 (06:01):
Another dog with prostrate works not working, and it sounds
like he's still so he's still barking at people as
they walk past.
Speaker 3 (06:13):
It's working at all.
Speaker 5 (06:14):
I feel like Chihuahua owners and dash hund owners like
you need some sort of noise control mm hmmm, particularly
if you're going to take them in too, you know,
cafes and whatnot.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
How do you stop a bark though?
Speaker 3 (06:31):
What?
Speaker 7 (06:31):
What?
Speaker 3 (06:32):
What?
Speaker 2 (06:32):
What are your options?
Speaker 5 (06:33):
I'd get onto Season Milan. Were you Season Milan the
Dog Whisperer on YouTube? Really he's great. For example, I
learned of Caesar Yeah, yeah, yeah, what Caesars. You can't
yell at your dog when it's barking, because it thinks
that you're also just yelling at the other thing to get.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
Yeah, yeah yeah. The worst thing you can do is
yell at them.
Speaker 2 (06:54):
Yeah right, he's good, Milan, Yeah, no, look him up.
Speaker 5 (06:57):
But dash hunds, dash hunts and two hours. Yeah, fit
in the bin as well.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
Come from Wendy.
Speaker 1 (07:06):
Containing there, Wendy, we were I've never I wouldn't a.
Speaker 2 (07:14):
Little bit of humor, Wendy. You try to tell if
your pet for something.
Speaker 9 (07:19):
Yes, I've got a bird that does. The F words
are quite a fair bit.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Does it. That's hilarious, Wendy, Wow, that's real.
Speaker 3 (07:26):
Do you teach it to it? Wendy.
Speaker 9 (07:28):
I was having a drive to my mother's for Mother's
Day one time and the bird cockertoo was in the
car and I got pulled over for breath alizer. The
bird taill the policeman, the f mate
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