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December 12, 2025 6 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My hard podcasts, hear more kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I hard. I do want to
get to the best of the best bits of the year,
but I think we might just need to do a
quick Christmas card blitz, Ali, you get a Christmas card?
Thank you.

Speaker 2 (00:25):
I also have the theme someth to go along with it. Guys,
what's that saber horse ride a cowboy? You got a
Christmas card?

Speaker 1 (00:35):
Sam?

Speaker 2 (00:37):
Hi, Christmas card for you? Sam d'z calls thirteen. You
want a card? I love one, Marsha. How many cards
do you want when you're Marsha?

Speaker 1 (00:51):
Lianne, you can have it.

Speaker 2 (00:55):
Now take them. We've got fifty seven lamps. Yeah, Leanne, Leanne,
you want a Christmas card? What does she want to?
I love one, Lianne. I'm just signing the cards.

Speaker 1 (01:07):
Now.

Speaker 2 (01:07):
Would you like a special you'll message? Leanne?

Speaker 1 (01:10):
Oh look, I would it to my birthday just after Christmas.

Speaker 2 (01:13):
H birthday. I'm right that happy thank you.

Speaker 1 (01:16):
Any kind of special message.

Speaker 2 (01:18):
Will do.

Speaker 1 (01:21):
Something to it.

Speaker 2 (01:21):
Then I said, happy birthday, Leanne. That's all all right.

Speaker 1 (01:27):
Hey, it is our last joke for the year, guys.
So we're going to the round of those Christmas cards.

Speaker 2 (01:32):
Give way. If you want to want to give us,
call thirteen one or six five.

Speaker 1 (01:34):
But before we get into that more of that, here
are some of the best bits from the year.

Speaker 2 (01:40):
Twenty twenty five has taken Will and Woody all over astraight.

Speaker 1 (01:44):
I love it? Hi Willody, Hello, guys, I love the show.
By the way, where there's a Will, there's always a wood.

Speaker 2 (01:51):
Will and Woody the two greatest throgs. We im backed
on our first Daddy daughter camping adventure.

Speaker 1 (02:00):
Who's ready? All right? Next we brought the guitar in.
We thinking we can maybe sing some frozen A bit
later on.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
Let me go, let me go in a world first,
wood he got pregnant? How long you have one?

Speaker 1 (02:17):
Oh?

Speaker 2 (02:17):
God, he's gone. And that's that's the way the contractions work.
Do you mean to take off your dilating and won't happened?

Speaker 1 (02:22):
Was?

Speaker 2 (02:22):
I did cast wind before? And gay bird?

Speaker 1 (02:26):
Oh my gosh, twins, I think it's twins.

Speaker 2 (02:34):
It could be twins. It's not twins, oh false. We
took to the skies in a fancy helicopter as one
lucky listener one one hundred thousand dollars. Manny, you won?

(02:57):
How can you hear a record was smashed by Renee's
going to run out of can so let's keep it
at fifty eight. Here is pan fifty eight soft drink
bang a single fish pump there and secure in the
rag as one herself ten k. We met some of

(03:27):
the world's biggest stars. Chaboozy. Is it the studio with me?
People like you go on one station, Shaboozy, you change it.
It's Telly's work. Sent him a photo of me on
the toilet while the steam was going. Carly Mno, the

(03:48):
how does any of this make sense?

Speaker 1 (03:51):
Who are you?

Speaker 2 (03:54):
Lady Gaga was in the Boys Dreams? Pretty funny.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
We both woke up and I was like, did you
dream about Lady Gaga last night? What?

Speaker 2 (04:01):
He was like, Yep, I'm so happy for that.

Speaker 1 (04:03):
Entirely platonic by the way, Like I don't want this
to sound sick in any in any way?

Speaker 2 (04:07):
That were that? Yeah? Yeah, friendly dream friendly dream a friendly?
Are very friendly? Drank? Sorry not very friendly?

Speaker 1 (04:13):
Ye?

Speaker 2 (04:13):
Friendly? Anyway? What do you make his idol Adam Sandler
and was only wearing a bathrobe.

Speaker 1 (04:21):
I just want to start off by apologizing about the robe.

Speaker 2 (04:24):
It's actually five am here in astralam.

Speaker 1 (04:26):
Oh my god, yeah, Adam, I know that you are
a man who dresses for comfort, but do you think
this is too comfortable at all for this situation.

Speaker 2 (04:34):
Couldn't that be better? Buddy?

Speaker 1 (04:36):
You look cool?

Speaker 2 (04:37):
Just enough skin they get shoot him again. Wildness Will
made Billie Eilish cry, Wow, my God with some kind words.
Thank you so much. Will Pleasure crys. You're so well put.

Speaker 1 (04:52):
And so beautiful, and I felt so seen and understood.

Speaker 2 (05:01):
We got you involved.

Speaker 1 (05:03):
We have got some grannies who are willing to sing
about the Grammys.

Speaker 2 (05:08):
Thank you for lunch.

Speaker 1 (05:09):
She dances on my tongue.

Speaker 2 (05:11):
Tasa, she might be the one. Oh well, it's a champage,
you pat.

Speaker 1 (05:19):
When he's kissing your.

Speaker 2 (05:24):
That's what I'm talking at that. Mars and sent you.

Speaker 1 (05:31):
Overseas with the power of William Woody swap mate and
the help of you guys, we traded all the way
from peanuts to Paris.

Speaker 2 (05:38):
We turned Melanie's open packet of peanuts into a return
trip to Paris for her and her.

Speaker 1 (05:43):
Husband, swapping those peanuts chicken, egg, refrigerated dog by hooy
tractor see Kayak two thousand and nine. On cheap Grand
Cherokee trip to Japan Motorbi three hundred thousand velocity points, two.

Speaker 2 (05:54):
Return economy flights to Paris. Do you go to the guts?
I know who would have thought and hopefully make Christmas
a whole lot more exciting this year. You've won seven
thousand dollars.

Speaker 1 (06:10):
Yeah, crazy Christmas beautiful from Swill and Woody for the
drive home before I took off the chop of the montage.
Some beautiful moments there would great, Yeah, great, yeah, big
Thanks to Mark the man Daniel who put that audio package.

Speaker 2 (06:30):
Yes, he had an exceptional it's done a great job.

Speaker 1 (06:32):
And I mean, let's you know, thanks to all the
producers putting all that content together as well. Guys, well done, guys.
A lot of hard running there. Congratulations. You can all
have a few weeks off on me. If there wasn't
a dad joke, that was it. Hey, we got some
Christmas cards to give away up next, I've still how
many have I got left down?

Speaker 2 (06:51):
Elise fifty? Didn't we just give some woman ten? No?
I only gave her one. I forgot he gave her one. Yeah,
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