A Cheezel Related Neck Injury

• Can you tell your child you don't like their partner?
• Sexiest voice in Australia
• Can You Hear It
• What makes you a hungry elephant
• Putting your foot in it

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Episode Transcript

Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.

Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody podcast.

Speaker 3 (00:09):
Save Me at the Ball.

Speaker 2 (00:12):
Definitely can be Here's the question on thirteen one oh
six five do you tell your kid that you don't
like their partner? So allegedly Will this is in the
news has been kicking around the news for a while.
I don't know if this is one hundred percent concrete
the truth, but apparently Victoria Beckham apparently she doesn't like

(00:36):
Nicola Peltz, who was married to her son Brooklyn.

Speaker 4 (00:40):
Right, how much about What is it about Nikki?

Speaker 2 (00:43):
I don't know. I think they just do not get along.
They just don't see Aita I will like. So Nicola
didn't rock up to David's fiftieth birthday.

Speaker 5 (00:53):
And there's drama, drama, drama.

Speaker 2 (00:56):
But I just wonder in that situation, I wonder if
Victoria Beckham Posh Spice has had a word to Brooklyn
and been like, I don't like your wife, but if you.

Speaker 5 (01:07):
Do if they're married.

Speaker 1 (01:08):
I think early on the proposition at the start of
this was, you know, if your kid rocks up, you
know they come home with someone, you're dating someone, early on,
you can raise a red flag.

Speaker 5 (01:17):
Yeah, after they're married. That's because the ship is.

Speaker 2 (01:20):
Passed the ship, hasn't it. You should have got it
before the wedding. That's just poor parenting. I would say, yeah, well,
I'm not sure if Victoria Beckham's done it or not,
whether she's just skulking around the house telling people behind
their backs and telling close sources which then.

Speaker 5 (01:32):
Clos they know everything in the close source. Absolutely, let's
go to Brittany. Here, Britney talk to me. So here
we go.

Speaker 2 (01:44):
So you're on the other end of the scale here.
Your parents don't like your current partner.

Speaker 6 (01:49):
No, they don't.

Speaker 7 (01:50):
And they told me every day that they think like
criminal or something.

Speaker 2 (01:54):
Because he's why, because he's got he's got tats, he's
got piercings, or he's.

Speaker 8 (01:58):
Got a tattoo.

Speaker 9 (02:00):
One hand he's a chef.

Speaker 7 (02:01):
So we had one hand that said chef and the
other one has life.

Speaker 10 (02:04):
Apparently that means you're criminals.

Speaker 6 (02:06):
Yeah, tattoos.

Speaker 2 (02:09):
He's a chef and he's got on one hand chef,
the other hand life.

Speaker 5 (02:12):
So it's like chef life. Yeah, that's great, great tattoo.

Speaker 2 (02:16):
So so Brett, I mean, does he does he know
we should get radio?

Speaker 11 (02:23):
I don't.

Speaker 5 (02:24):
I don't know your partner at all. Brittany, But is
there like.

Speaker 1 (02:26):
You know, do you You're not there any part of
you that says that and is like maybe a little
bit on the lame side.

Speaker 5 (02:34):
Chef Life on the hands.

Speaker 10 (02:35):
I mean it is what it is.

Speaker 12 (02:38):
Yeah, yeah, I mean I have a tattoo that's just
let them so it's okay.

Speaker 5 (02:44):
Let them.

Speaker 2 (02:46):
Wow, that is a wild tattoo. Anyway, I've got half
a horse on my foot. We've all got bad tattoos.
But Bretta minched it? Does he does?

Speaker 5 (02:53):
Does Chef Life know that your parents don't like him?

Speaker 11 (02:56):
Oh?

Speaker 10 (02:57):
Yeah, they've told him to like that, and.

Speaker 5 (03:02):
You're just going to stick the course. You're going to
stay with him, Yeah.

Speaker 12 (03:05):
Because I used to be married, right and that ended,
thank god.

Speaker 7 (03:10):
And then at the end of the marriage they were like.

Speaker 12 (03:12):
Oh, we never liked him.

Speaker 9 (03:14):
From now, every partner not that there's many good.

Speaker 5 (03:18):
Enough for their little girl. Thanks, thank you.

Speaker 2 (03:25):
I've told you before, will my my my whole family.
I didn't realize this, but they were having meetings about
a girl that.

Speaker 5 (03:30):
I was seeing a long time. Yes, they all didn't
like her, and.

Speaker 2 (03:34):
They were plotting ways to make us break up again.
I had no idea this was happening. But my family
is so unconfrontational that the ploy they came up with
was my sister was going to take me for a
walk and suddenly suggest things that would make me break
up with it. I had no idea that we'll give me,
she said, like, I can't remember. It was such an

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there was like there was no ploy there.

Speaker 5 (03:56):
I barely spoke about my girlfriend.

Speaker 1 (03:57):
Well, that's actually quite a nice thing there, right, because
your family, you know, it's a it's a very intense thing.
Intend to tell someone that the person there with is
not right for them, even though you might have their
best intentions at heart. Yes, sure, I mean I know
Scarlett your Hansen spoken about this when her marriage broke up.
She was like, I excommunicated a lot of friends because
they were trying to tell me my partners act. It's
funny how afterwards you realize they're just trying to look

(04:20):
after you.

Speaker 2 (04:21):
I wonder if mummy and Daddy Johannison had saying say
about it. Let's go to Kelly here, Kelly, what do
you reckon?

Speaker 5 (04:27):
As the parents? How are you hello? We're out standing,
we'ret standing, Kelly? What do you reckon?

Speaker 2 (04:33):
Should the parents tell the kid that their partner sucks
one percent? No, okay, you experienced it.

Speaker 7 (04:42):
Yes, yes, I've been there and done it with my daughter.
She was with a guy for about eight years and
I sort of told her, look, I don't think he's
right for you. And it didn't go down very well.
Ended up losing Nelly, lost my friendship with Oh turned
out in the long run that I was correct and

(05:05):
they're no longer together anymore.

Speaker 5 (05:07):
So then is your is your relationship with your daughter
back now? Though?

Speaker 9 (05:10):
Yes it is?

Speaker 7 (05:10):
Yes, Yes, drifted off a little bit, like we lived together,
like things were a little bit hard at times. Yeah,
but I don't think that you should just I think
that you should always be there for your kids, listen
to them.

Speaker 5 (05:26):
Yea, yeah, it's a really fun one. It depends on
the stink, do you know what I mean? Like, if
it was just that I.

Speaker 2 (05:33):
Don't find the guy funny guy or girl funny, or like,
I don't get along with him, that's that's my issue.

Speaker 5 (05:38):
If my daughter loves them, great, But if it was
like I don't think your intentions are right and I
just think you're not a good person.

Speaker 4 (05:47):
Oh, jeerz, dude, you can't look I know what I mean.

Speaker 1 (05:51):
I do know what you mean, and I would, But
then I think about from Remy's perspective.

Speaker 2 (05:57):
And she would hate me, and I that So for me,
it's like I would cop her hate if it meant
that I could, if I would truly thought that this,
this relationship is gonna be worse.

Speaker 4 (06:07):
But don't you throw the baby out with the bath
order there, like you'd lose.

Speaker 1 (06:11):
That's the that's the bit you lose, and then she
probably goes the other way anyway.

Speaker 5 (06:15):
I would lose if my daughter wins, and that's love.
Let's go to Mandy here. I made a good no,
I know, I know that's the bit.

Speaker 11 (06:25):
Yeah.

Speaker 1 (06:25):
I think this is why there's so much tension in
this because if you tell their kid that the thing
that they love is not okay, Yeah, yeah, you're risking
your relationship.

Speaker 2 (06:33):
Yeah I know, but I do stand stand back on
like I would risk my relationship with my daughter. I
know this is like it's silly, but like if I
if I was so sure that was the right thing
for her, let's got a Mandy here, Mandy. Hopefully I
don't find myself in the situation. I'm sure whatever person
my daughter brings home will be just just an ten.

Speaker 5 (06:51):
Out of ten. Let's go to Mandy.

Speaker 2 (06:52):
Mandy, you had a boyfriend your parents didn't like them.

Speaker 12 (06:58):
Yeah. So my sister and I, we both had boyfriends
in the past that my dad didn't like either of them,
and he never told us he both. He told us
both when we'd broken up with them, and we also
found out that my nana also never liked them as well.

Speaker 5 (07:12):
Oh bloody hell.

Speaker 2 (07:13):
So okay, going back then, the whole family's off them
and they have these conversations when you're out of the red.
I find it Outlaias that families have meetings about how
much they hate a family members part.

Speaker 4 (07:24):
Not uncommon to be told after a breakout totally.

Speaker 5 (07:27):
We weren't into that. I've had that from friends as well. Yeah,
oh I never liked him.

Speaker 2 (07:32):
It's a risk though, because then sometimes they end up
back with them and you're like, oh my god, forget
everything I said. But Mandy, going back in time, do
you wish that your parents had told you when you
were going out with the guy?

Speaker 10 (07:44):
Look?

Speaker 12 (07:44):
Probably, I feel like at the time when I had
my boyfriend, I was probably too young to handle it.
I reckon I would have just cracked it and told
my dad he was wrong. But yeah, I mean, it
would have been good to know at the time, and
then you kind of but then again, you would have
been walking on egg cells every time he was over.

Speaker 2 (08:02):
Course, And it's as you said, well, I was going
to put tension on your own.

Speaker 1 (08:05):
You don't know how you're going to react at the time.
You put yourself in Mandy issues. It's nice in hindsight
after the breakup to.

Speaker 5 (08:11):
Go it's easy. That's easy, you know what.

Speaker 1 (08:13):
Yeah, I didn't like them, but at the time, as
I said, I said before, scout your hands and if
someone says to you they.

Speaker 5 (08:18):
Don't let your partner, you take it personally.

Speaker 1 (08:21):
Of course, in a front you go, well, it's the
person I've chosen and you don't like them, so you're
saying that you've got an issue with me now as well,
we get very protective over our relationships and.

Speaker 2 (08:29):
Also some as you go pard the other way, well
you don't like them, Well I love them and I
want to prove you wrong that they're a good person.

Speaker 5 (08:35):
Yeah, exactly. We've got producer Jay here. Jay, You've got
some experience in this dilemma.

Speaker 1 (08:41):
I absolutely hated my brother's first girlfriend. Yeah, they broke
up like a year ago, and I remember I sat
him down and was like, I would rather lose you
than stay silent about it.

Speaker 5 (08:49):
Yeah, and how did that check go? They didn't go? Well,
what tears? Not for me?

Speaker 2 (08:56):
But they broke up probably like six months later, and
I did the whole say tell you so.

Speaker 11 (09:01):
Yeah, that's that's good.

Speaker 5 (09:02):
Sounds like you. It is a great moment. I hate
to say I told you so, but I will. It's
go to Maddie now VISI your Maddie. Oh wow, Maddie.

Speaker 2 (09:16):
Interesting you're currently you're the one who's not liked by
your partner's parents.

Speaker 3 (09:22):
Yes, sir, good afternoon, wilm Woodie. How are we. I've
got not just a spicy me, but I've got the
whole chili bush for everyone to.

Speaker 5 (09:31):
Hear this.

Speaker 3 (09:37):
At the ball.

Speaker 9 (09:41):
Let's roll back.

Speaker 6 (09:42):
Nine years ago.

Speaker 3 (09:42):
I was working for a small plastering company. Yeah, that
small plustering company was run by a woman and a man.
Then eight years after oh sorry, one year after, so
eight years I started dating the younger daughter of this
said owner. Said owner owes me me, still owes me
a fair amount of money. I decided to start dating

(10:05):
the daughter, fell in love, had three kids. We're now engaged,
have been for three years, and I haven't said a
word to them, and they haven't said a word to me.
And my children's grandparents and auntie and uncle.

Speaker 5 (10:19):
Whah, played again, played again, It's so good, Maddie. So
today still owe you money, Maddie.

Speaker 3 (10:29):
Yes, they do still owe me money, but I've worked
out a way to get them back. Hasn't send my
kids there every weekend.

Speaker 1 (10:38):
Well, yesterday John called, he called for can you hear it?
But look beyond that.

Speaker 4 (10:42):
We thought that he had the sexiest voice we ever heard.

Speaker 11 (10:45):
John.

Speaker 5 (10:46):
It's governing here. You've got a can do attitude.

Speaker 3 (10:48):
Don't do it.

Speaker 11 (10:49):
I'm going to give it a god.

Speaker 5 (10:51):
How deep is your voice? Yeah, I'm jealous.

Speaker 6 (10:56):
That a soft drink?

Speaker 5 (10:57):
Nice John, Nice? Jo nice? That is also a soft
Sorry Johnny, Sorry John. No, I just wanted to talk
on him.

Speaker 2 (11:09):
I had to talk more to him, like it felt
like I was getting hugged by a bear.

Speaker 4 (11:12):
You've got a choice right now, mate, he's on the phone.

Speaker 5 (11:14):
Oh my god, sexy John, Hi, sexy John.

Speaker 2 (11:17):
Hey, boys like John, are we like the first guys
to pull you up here and just comment on how
goddamn sexy your voice is?

Speaker 5 (11:27):
Or does this happen all the time?

Speaker 11 (11:30):
I do get common with everything.

Speaker 5 (11:31):
I meant, I can't.

Speaker 2 (11:33):
Even hear the words that you're saying. John, I here
is sorry sex x sex xex.

Speaker 5 (11:40):
Have you sorry?

Speaker 11 (11:41):
John?

Speaker 5 (11:41):
And have you so? Have you worked on that? John?
Or has it just come naturally to you?

Speaker 10 (11:46):
That's all natural?

Speaker 5 (11:48):
How is he gonna work on it?

Speaker 1 (11:49):
I don't know, like practice eating cups of gravel maybe, ma'am?

Speaker 5 (11:55):
Laugh?

Speaker 2 (11:56):
And have you ever considered like a line of work
in those those phone call center?

Speaker 5 (12:02):
Call center?

Speaker 3 (12:05):
No?

Speaker 5 (12:07):
What do you do? What do you do for a living?

Speaker 11 (12:09):
John?

Speaker 5 (12:09):
That's probably goodquestion.

Speaker 11 (12:10):
I'm a carpenter, so you wow?

Speaker 8 (12:13):
Wow?

Speaker 5 (12:13):
The throwdown factor?

Speaker 11 (12:15):
Uh so?

Speaker 1 (12:16):
But I mean it's a shame you only you only
get to use your hands. And I mean, jez, we
might be able to do sexy his hands with you
next week, John, I'm sure they'd be pretty sexy as well.

Speaker 5 (12:25):
But describe your hands to us.

Speaker 11 (12:27):
John, Hay, whoa, whoa, whoa?

Speaker 5 (12:36):
Right now, let's does your dad have a sexy work?
Just ran for a second.

Speaker 11 (12:41):
I reckon, well, man, he's pretty sexy.

Speaker 5 (12:46):
How old are you?

Speaker 11 (12:47):
John?

Speaker 8 (12:48):
Boy?

Speaker 1 (12:49):
By great as something pepper going on. All right, now,
let's just ruin it in because we think that John
has the sexiest voice in Australia. Guys, you've heard it
there it is. I mean think I think everyone can
agree it's pretty close. If not, it has to be.
But I think right now it would be wrong of
us not to pursue this further and give everyone else
a chance. Who has the sexiest voice in Australia. Do

(13:13):
you think you've got a sexier voice than John? It
is the sexy voice. We're gonna do this stand away,
So Woods and I will turn our chairs around very surely,
and you guys call in, Yeah, hit us with your
sexy voice.

Speaker 5 (13:29):
They're probably got to say something when they call Woods.

Speaker 2 (13:31):
And I think the test should be that we're gonna
give you something to say that's incredibly unsexy. Yeah, and
if you can somehow turn it into a sexy set,
let's do with you first, Sexy John. I mean, this
is a pretty unsexy comment for me. Hey, just say
to me, Hey, grandma has been in the kitchen. She

(13:51):
burnt the lasagna.

Speaker 10 (13:54):
Hey, grandma's bringing the kitchen she's burn.

Speaker 5 (13:59):
You've turned that right around to that and that's that.
I don't very hard thing that.

Speaker 1 (14:05):
Yeah, that's really hard to make sexy, isn't it? But
what are you focusing on that?

Speaker 4 (14:08):
I think as soon as you're in the grandma thing
and do it, Yeah.

Speaker 5 (14:11):
That was the intention? Is that right? That was the intention?
Is a real bogie in any sex chat. His grandma,
no doubt.

Speaker 4 (14:16):
Did you want to be sure you want to keep
grandma in there?

Speaker 5 (14:19):
Well? I think weirdly, I think sexy. John made Grandma sexy.

Speaker 11 (14:23):
I think you did.

Speaker 2 (14:26):
Okay, do you want to replace grandma with daddy? That's
just that's just a sexy sentence. What about Betty Crocker?
Betty Crocker's in the kitchen baking a cake?

Speaker 5 (14:39):
What about that? Okay, try that that.

Speaker 11 (14:41):
John, Betty put Betty Crocker's in the kitchen baking a cake.

Speaker 2 (14:48):
Yeah all right, Betty Crocker is in the kitchen baking
a cake.

Speaker 11 (14:51):
Okay, in the kitchen baking a cake.

Speaker 5 (14:57):
Yeah, Okay, there you go.

Speaker 1 (14:59):
There's that's down. He's laid down the gone lit over
in Australia, they didn't want to six five John. I mean,
what if we actually got to say something sexy? What
what's something sexy. Sexy John could say.

Speaker 2 (15:09):
Sure, say whoopsie, Daisies, I just dropped massage oil all
over my chest?

Speaker 10 (15:15):
Who just dropped massage all over my chest?

Speaker 2 (15:21):
He thought that was a bit funny, though, Oh man,
that's funny about That's that?

Speaker 5 (15:26):
That's obviously a classic sexy line.

Speaker 11 (15:28):
We've all.

Speaker 5 (15:31):
Right, So look John incredible voice.

Speaker 1 (15:34):
Yeah, no doubt, and we think that he is. Someone
in the production team has said send us a pick, John,
That's not going to happen.

Speaker 5 (15:40):
Guys, you are a taken man, aren't you.

Speaker 11 (15:43):
John? I am Yeah.

Speaker 5 (15:45):
Married debate one day soon to be one day one day.
Imagine you doing your vows, John.

Speaker 2 (15:54):
Man, Yeah, yeah, oh god.

Speaker 1 (15:57):
So the way it's gonna work, we're trying to find
the sexiest voice in Australia.

Speaker 4 (16:00):
It is time for the sexy boys, all right.

Speaker 1 (16:06):
The people have called in either think they've got a
sexy voice, they've been told they've got a sexy voice.

Speaker 5 (16:10):
John currently in the lead, undeniably.

Speaker 1 (16:13):
Now, just like the game The Voice or the TV
show The Voice, Woods and I are both on swivel
chairs and we will swivel around ye and we will
call out the unnamed contestant. They've all been named caller one,
called two or three, all the way all the way down.
If we like them, press the imaginary buttons.

Speaker 5 (16:28):
Spin the chair, and then we can talk to them. Yeah,
we can get to know them.

Speaker 11 (16:31):
Okay, here we go.

Speaker 5 (16:33):
H Caller one, say the un sexy line.

Speaker 9 (16:38):
Benny Conkers in the kitchen. She's facing change.

Speaker 5 (16:42):
Not for me? He well, I'm gonna turn around. I
didn't mind it, didn't mind it. Hello, what's what's your name?

Speaker 11 (16:51):
Then?

Speaker 7 (16:52):
My name's Jess.

Speaker 5 (16:56):
Yeah, what a chat with Jess?

Speaker 11 (17:01):
Jess.

Speaker 1 (17:01):
You think you'll get a sexy voice? You got told
you of a sexy voice.

Speaker 9 (17:04):
I've been told I have a sexy voice, like a lot.

Speaker 4 (17:07):
Alrighty, hang on, I don't know what happened.

Speaker 5 (17:12):
No, no, no, no, let's get out of there.

Speaker 11 (17:13):
Let's get a call back.

Speaker 1 (17:15):
Jesus Christ doesn't get Harry, doesn't it call it to
say the unsexy line?

Speaker 11 (17:21):
Ready, crocker.

Speaker 9 (17:23):
She's in the kitchen and she's burnt as.

Speaker 5 (17:26):
On you close close.

Speaker 2 (17:32):
But I think for mine it's it's it's a it's
a slightly poor man's John.

Speaker 5 (17:36):
I'm gonna be honest.

Speaker 11 (17:37):
I think we've already reck.

Speaker 5 (17:38):
I thought's call it too is all right, But okay,
let's go to.

Speaker 2 (17:41):
Call three, Call three, say the unsexy line, Call of three.

Speaker 5 (17:51):
Do you whispering? Call of three? Call three?

Speaker 11 (17:57):
Call three.

Speaker 6 (17:59):
Benny Cock is in the kitchen taking up a cake.

Speaker 5 (18:03):
Super creepy caller who's called skin crawl Like.

Speaker 2 (18:11):
I think what we've got here Will is a bit
of a situation where where's caller one gone?

Speaker 5 (18:16):
Where is caller one gone? I think it was Jess
because I think she's hung up. Do you want to
get Jess back? Let's get we needed to get Jess back.

Speaker 1 (18:23):
Look, we're obviously you were obviously impeded here by the
fact that we're obviously intersexual males.

Speaker 5 (18:29):
I think I think we should make things tricky. I
think we should get a conversation going between Jess and
sexy John my God, get her back.

Speaker 11 (18:37):
Let's get her back.

Speaker 2 (18:37):
I think that I think the world will explode if
the two of them converse.

Speaker 1 (18:42):
Like John's taken, I assume Jess is taken as well.
This is all just a just a sport.

Speaker 2 (18:46):
At absolutely, it's just to listen to two of the
sexiest voices in the world go back and back like
people integrated.

Speaker 1 (18:51):
Johnny you there, mate, Okay, would you mind having a
chat with sexy Jess.

Speaker 5 (18:56):
Yeah, well platonic of course.

Speaker 2 (18:59):
This is literally just scientific experiment to see if too sexy, what.

Speaker 5 (19:02):
Do you think will happen here?

Speaker 11 (19:03):
It was?

Speaker 5 (19:04):
I think the world could explode? Okay, I think or
just there'll be some We.

Speaker 1 (19:08):
Probably need a subject metaphor them as well. Maybe baking
a cake. I think that's pretty safe.

Speaker 5 (19:13):
Okay, So we've got sexy John. We've got I'm not
going to call you, sexy Jess. I'm just going to
call you, Jess. Are you there, Just call sexy Jess, Jess.
Oh here, okay, Jess, I just want.

Speaker 2 (19:23):
You to talk to sexy John about baking cakes far
away guys.

Speaker 9 (19:30):
Hey, John, I'm going to need you to pass me
that flower because I've got the fifty here and it
needs fifty. We're going to get into a nice fine granule,
so we can put that in. And if you could
just pass me that milk, so I could start putting
that in and folding it over nice and slowly so
you should get a nice and good texture going.

Speaker 4 (19:52):
Chime in anytime, mate, chime in anytime.

Speaker 11 (19:55):
No worries, I'll just crack their eggs.

Speaker 5 (19:58):
Oh is that a John man?

Speaker 13 (20:00):
In a few words, A hundred bucks A can?

Speaker 5 (20:17):
Will, Helena, how are you?

Speaker 6 (20:20):
I'm good?

Speaker 9 (20:20):
Thank you?

Speaker 7 (20:21):
How are you?

Speaker 14 (20:21):
Guys?

Speaker 5 (20:22):
We're at standing. Let's get used some cash Helena. Here
we go, can please?

Speaker 1 (20:33):
That was a bee hundred bucks on us.

Speaker 2 (20:42):
Well on the thank you can too for two hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (20:50):
That was another bee.

Speaker 5 (20:53):
Hundred bucks.

Speaker 2 (20:54):
Is good, Helena, You're going home with a hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (20:57):
That was a very flat soft drink.

Speaker 1 (21:00):
A floody bit of a flatty did seem like it
did seem like There's been a bit of chat recently
about that.

Speaker 5 (21:05):
Let's go to Chantell. I'm not sure if Captain poot
Bence is shaking the games carbonating them in his own time,
they're shaking the games with a needle. All right, let's
go Chantell. Here, Chantelle, you like cash?

Speaker 8 (21:18):
Hi will?

Speaker 6 (21:19):
How you loved some cash?

Speaker 11 (21:22):
Please?

Speaker 5 (21:23):
You played before, Shantell? You know what you're listening for?

Speaker 6 (21:25):
Ah, yes I do. Yeah, I've been pretty good. But
we'll say.

Speaker 11 (21:30):
Okay, bit of.

Speaker 1 (21:30):
Chat recently about the fact that the softies are sounding
a bit flat, so maybe just keep that in mind. Okay, right,
here we go first, can Chantelle.

Speaker 6 (21:45):
I'm going to go soft drink.

Speaker 11 (21:49):
Nice.

Speaker 1 (21:50):
Okay, So the producers saying, our current record holder is
Renee with fifteen the producers saying, you've got all you said,
you got all the Renees right, you're playing along with.

Speaker 2 (21:59):
Yeah, I'd love to beat her record playing last Friday
with Renee Chantel in the car.

Speaker 7 (22:08):
I know I was listening to her actually on your
on Instagram yeah, social media follower.

Speaker 5 (22:17):
Yeah, yeah, they're not that rare. Again, all right, can
too for two hundred bucks.

Speaker 6 (22:29):
Oh, I'm going to say soft drink again.

Speaker 4 (22:35):
She seems pretty good. She seems good. Could have a player,
woulds What do you do with yourself?

Speaker 5 (22:39):
Shantal can?

Speaker 7 (22:39):
I ask you that I'm an SSO at my local school,
so I support the students in the classroom.

Speaker 5 (22:46):
Oh, lovely food. Can for three hundred.

Speaker 6 (22:50):
Bucks, soft drink again, that's a.

Speaker 5 (23:00):
Chantell, Hey Danks playing chantell? You got yourself China bucks
is all right, thank you very much, pleasure to me.
That'll be b tomorrow as well. Guys, don't forget can you?

Speaker 1 (23:09):
Here's one hundred bucks a can all this week and
we'll try.

Speaker 5 (23:14):
And sort out those flatt and soft drinks. Not sure
what's going on there. I'm not sure what is it,
sus everyone's hearing it. Everyone's hearing it.

Speaker 2 (23:21):
Ever since we came away where we go by twelve thousand,
in the first two days, things have dried.

Speaker 5 (23:26):
Up and the soft he's got flat.

Speaker 2 (23:34):
You know this about me? Will I love an elephant story.
I think whenever the elephants are in the news, I'm
a happy, happy boy. This elephants story is in Thailand.
So there's a particularly angry, hungry elephant.

Speaker 5 (23:51):
He's he's looking for some snacks.

Speaker 2 (23:54):
And this elephant just I mean, it's huge elephant, well massive,
this's full he's full sized elephant.

Speaker 5 (23:59):
But I don't think I think we all know.

Speaker 2 (24:00):
It's not a baby elephant, this full adult elephant.

Speaker 5 (24:04):
And that's making a large mammal.

Speaker 2 (24:06):
Yes, yeah, and it's important to picture that because this
thing somehow gets into a grocery store in Thailand, very
snacky elephant a whole bunch of people.

Speaker 5 (24:16):
What do you do when an elephant gets into your groceries?
Get out right? No, they just try to show it. Sure,
you can't show an elephant like you should, and the
elephant doesn't move, but you can't.

Speaker 1 (24:26):
Get because it's got it's all its favorite fit because
elephants eat fruit right there, they're vegetarians.

Speaker 5 (24:31):
So all the favorite. So this elephant eats I.

Speaker 1 (24:34):
Mean Mandarin's at the moment, geez, you got me into
a grocery store.

Speaker 5 (24:37):
I do damage.

Speaker 2 (24:38):
Now hold that thought, will hold that thought, because this
elephant eats nine bags of sweet rice, sweet rice crackers,
a sandwich, some dried bananas as well, goes through all
of them, doesn't leave the grocery store. It's just just
chowing down right now. Here's my question, whose sandwiches that
it was? The employer employer name can employ goal the

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shop owner makes this sandwich for themselves in the morning, and.

Speaker 5 (25:09):
That was your lunch elephant?

Speaker 2 (25:12):
Anyone believe here's my question on thirteen one oh six five.

Speaker 5 (25:15):
They wouldn't believe. What's a ridiculous story.

Speaker 2 (25:22):
Here's the question I want to ask, and I think
it's gonna I think spark a pretty intense debate.

Speaker 5 (25:29):
Thirty one six five.

Speaker 2 (25:31):
What turns you into a hungry wild elephant? So effectively,
I'm asking what is the snackiest stack? Like, what's what's
the snack out there for you? Where once once you
once you start, you can't stop and you become a wild,
hungry elephant. Now, obviously, dringles are so pringles have for

(25:51):
a long time gone with the tagline once you pop,
you can't stop. My thing is pretty rich rich chip.
I actually don't think chip. I don't think the pringle
is the snackiest snack out there. I think they are
farm or snacks. Where As soon as you start.

Speaker 4 (26:05):
So vinegar pringles pretty bloody good.

Speaker 5 (26:07):
Okay, sure pringles pringles, cream and chives springles pretty good?
Is there hungover?

Speaker 11 (26:12):
God like?

Speaker 5 (26:13):
Is there a snackier snack out there?

Speaker 11 (26:15):
Will?

Speaker 1 (26:16):
Look, you know, get I'm gonna get passionate about this.
So I mean, are we're just talking chips here? Because
diesels are pretty hard to put down. Twisties are pretty
hard to put down.

Speaker 5 (26:25):
You're a chicken. If I've got a crisp.

Speaker 4 (26:27):
Sharden, a regular thins original.

Speaker 5 (26:30):
Chip is also really good. I'm going to bring birds
into it. Mate out, Sorry you mentioned hangover and alcohol.
He came for a drink. Well it's Thursday Friday. I
didn't mean to do that.

Speaker 1 (26:45):
You know that I've got a thing for mandarins at
the moment. My whole house has a thing for manners
at the moment, the juice Sweet juicy Clems is what
they're branded as Sweet juicy Clems. We're going to We're
going to thirty back of sweet juicy Clems. At the moment,
my daughter is having four sweet juicy clams a day.
They are and then they're seedless as well.

Speaker 5 (27:04):
It's like cheating.

Speaker 1 (27:05):
You can just put the whole thing in your bloody mouth,
the flavor that is coming out of Amandain right now.

Speaker 2 (27:11):
I think the team right now is really struggling with
those Fun Day lollies. I don't know if that has
gone into everyone else's orbit yet, but espectively, these lollies
they're sugar free.

Speaker 5 (27:19):
I've had three and a half bags of Fun Day lollies.
You just can't stop the.

Speaker 2 (27:25):
Nipples, the nipple version of the Fun Day get into them, right,
So anyway keen to hear from you, That's just the
snagckiest snack.

Speaker 5 (27:33):
Out top of my head.

Speaker 1 (27:35):
Like for me, my number one though, has to be
my number one. Like once I once I pop, I
can't start put it down it like it has to
be Malteses. I've got a serious issue with Maltesers, like
to I get like I always I don't know what
goes on there, but like, I never go to the
candy bar at the movies. It just doesn't interest me
unless I'm going for a chuck to eye. Okay, sometimes

(27:57):
I go to the candy bar of the movies. People
do the popcorn people?

Speaker 14 (28:01):
Do you know?

Speaker 1 (28:02):
If I get a box of old teasers? I will
desecrate them.

Speaker 5 (28:07):
It's it's criminal.

Speaker 2 (28:09):
When I go to a movie with you, you always
hear the death rattle because you're going.

Speaker 5 (28:13):
Like, how many of these are?

Speaker 1 (28:15):
We go?

Speaker 5 (28:16):
Oh something five? I destroy them. We're barely through the trailers,
and I reckon.

Speaker 1 (28:20):
I destroy them because also, yeah, they're just like they're
it's because.

Speaker 5 (28:25):
They're not dense. Yeah, and the lightness of the meat
in the middle. Keep going yeah, yeah, I get it.

Speaker 2 (28:30):
Thirteen sixtified with them. What's the snackiest snack in Australia?
What turns you into a wild, hungry elephant? A bit
of a controversial one, will yeah, but this has always
been true for me, ever since I was a little boy.

Speaker 5 (28:45):
Yeah, rainbow popcorn.

Speaker 2 (28:47):
Oh, that's good stuff. But I don't know, it's it's
the lightness of it. You're just like that. It doesn't
matter how many handfuls of this I have? I feel unsatisfied.
I'm insatiable.

Speaker 11 (28:57):
Yeah, yeah, you get that.

Speaker 1 (28:59):
That's the and I think that's a key metric. We
were talking about this bot more teasers before the song
as well. The lightness I've dipped into the cheese zone. Please,
I know, but I just started realizing, like, good narchos
pretty hard to step away from. I do agree, and
I know that's a bit more substantial, but you.

Speaker 5 (29:19):
Can push through the fullness because narchos it's.

Speaker 1 (29:21):
So good, like if you get the perfect nacho chip
and with the perfect ratio.

Speaker 5 (29:26):
The ratio.

Speaker 4 (29:29):
Yeah, okay, let's go to Kelly here narchos. I don't
know who is not having them.

Speaker 5 (29:36):
There are sorts of foods. I don't trust you if
you don't like them. Yeah, like what are going on?

Speaker 4 (29:41):
Someone brings out a saganaki or like a Halloomian.

Speaker 5 (29:43):
People go not for me. I'm like, I think I'm
off here.

Speaker 2 (29:46):
A bit of hot honey on a saganaki. Will Kelly, Kelly,
what's your what's your snackiest snack in your mind?

Speaker 9 (29:56):
Mine is theos cheese and bacon.

Speaker 5 (29:59):
Balls, cheese and bake of ball.

Speaker 11 (30:01):
People.

Speaker 5 (30:01):
Again, there's a lightness. There isn't there, Kelly. So it
feels mouth in your mouth?

Speaker 11 (30:05):
Yeah, it's.

Speaker 1 (30:09):
I was going to say, a classic dorito is also
absolutely kryptonite for me.

Speaker 5 (30:13):
Like, once you get going on that, I start getting
sores on the edges of my mouth if I ate
too many of those mission chips.

Speaker 11 (30:19):
You know, let's go.

Speaker 2 (30:24):
Let's go to Rebecca here, Rebecca snackier snack in Australia.

Speaker 5 (30:28):
What is it?

Speaker 8 (30:29):
Light and tangy chips?

Speaker 5 (30:31):
Yeah? Yeah, it is a classic eat a whole bag? Yeah,
and again it's got the lightness, it's very very thin.
But what is light and tangy flavor? Like? What what
are we tasting there?

Speaker 11 (30:41):
Will?

Speaker 1 (30:42):
I don't know, but I feel like, yeah, I feel
like I'm covering a flavor of a chip. And then
what's Australia's favorite sort of chip taste? Feels like it
might have been done? So let's go into Cole been done?

Speaker 2 (30:55):
Carl, How are nicle? What's the snackiest snack in Australia.

Speaker 8 (30:59):
My snack is do you know Eminem's.

Speaker 5 (31:03):
Underrated?

Speaker 2 (31:03):
Eminem for for mine, peanut Eminem's is clearly the best
Eminem really, because I'm a crispy guy.

Speaker 1 (31:11):
But I'm a malt teser guy, so you could have
seen that Peanuts second, Peanuts a close second.

Speaker 5 (31:15):
I like a mixed bag, to be honest. I like
they're big. It feels like you're getting more value. Yeah,
some way.

Speaker 2 (31:22):
One's going to cure here. Kira, what's the snackiest snack
in Australia?

Speaker 12 (31:26):
I would say TV snakes, mold shut the front door,
welcome to the party.

Speaker 5 (31:32):
Can we give ki?

Speaker 12 (31:35):
I was pregnant, ring.

Speaker 5 (31:36):
That bell, ringing out.

Speaker 1 (31:36):
A related bell, ring that related bell. That those things
are criminal. I've banned myself from them. It's the orange box,
the orange box, and it's bigger than you think, Kira.

Speaker 5 (31:46):
They in there can reach.

Speaker 12 (31:48):
Out to who making I need to get two boxes.

Speaker 5 (31:52):
They are something special. My brother snacks malt sticks. My
brother loves the TV the original TV Snakes, the blue one.
Not not sure the maltstics. They they got into rare air.
I don't know who made them. Fair example of the
sequel being better than the original.

Speaker 1 (32:08):
One hundred percent woods. They do good stuff at n
Can we get in touch with them? They did just
send us some biscuits. Actually, one of those biscuits that
they said's recently that I've been having a few of their.

Speaker 5 (32:21):
Good says it the caramel crow, Oh my god. And
they're rare as well. I've never heard of the caramel
not a lot of them going on. Let's go to Kylie.
I just come.

Speaker 1 (32:32):
This might be a bit high brow, but a good
quality Dolmarte. I'm not sure if anyone frequents at Delhi,
but we're.

Speaker 5 (32:39):
Going to go all that's not the related what's the
snackiest snack.

Speaker 8 (32:48):
Hi, guys, let me show it's actually my husband.

Speaker 12 (32:50):
It's Chezls.

Speaker 1 (32:51):
He actually is about a bag within minutes once he
actually got neck cramps.

Speaker 5 (32:59):
Cheesily an injury. That's embarrassing.

Speaker 4 (33:01):
Thanks, Kylie's got Naomi before Naomi.

Speaker 1 (33:04):
Yeah, a cold white, seedless grape.

Speaker 5 (33:08):
Oh yeah, No, grapes are very hard to stop.

Speaker 2 (33:12):
I agree, because you always break off for like a
like an artery, you know what I mean, your little family,
you are going back for more. Yeah, you get those
loose grapes at the bottom of the that's it, just
go down there.

Speaker 5 (33:23):
Yeah, I agree with you. What about the Greek treat
of Culver, Let's go to.

Speaker 2 (33:29):
I thought I had you there after the grape chat
sho wizz what's that?

Speaker 5 (33:36):
Sorry? Sub whiz fizz fizz?

Speaker 1 (33:39):
Sure, but wow, I find that very easy to put down.
How many of you had, how many of you had?
How many had today, Naomi?

Speaker 11 (33:45):
Have you tucked in?

Speaker 8 (33:47):
I'm up to my like four and I just ate
them while I'm driving because driving is very boring, and
but sometimes I like stell some on myself and then
I'm thinking, oh my god, I'm going to get tought
up by the coldly gonna think it's not.

Speaker 1 (34:01):
This would There's nothing worse than the moment when you
ask a question of someone, or you point something out

(34:22):
to them, and you think you might be being helpful.

Speaker 5 (34:24):
Maybe you're trying to be interested, you.

Speaker 4 (34:26):
Might be trying to give them a compliment, and then
you realize that you've.

Speaker 1 (34:29):
Accidentally put your foot in it wor shugging feeling. It's
one of the worst feelings in the world.

Speaker 12 (34:36):
Now.

Speaker 1 (34:36):
Look, I recently, earlier in the week, I had to
get a skin biopsy because I was suspected I might
have had like a melanoma or just a skin spot
that needed a bit of inspecting before I get it removed.
And so I've been walking into work knowing I had
to get it cut out and I had my lips

(34:56):
owned up right. So I'm looking at walking around like
I've well, it looks like I've been it looks like
a herpie, I've been in a fight.

Speaker 4 (35:04):
Yeah, yeah, it was a whole it really. I mean,
I just for me, I wouldn't be asking questions.

Speaker 1 (35:10):
I look at that, and if it is a herpie
or I have been in a fight, you probably don't
want to know. And there's a little bit on the
person who asked the question. In these situations, like.

Speaker 5 (35:17):
You just when something's a little bit off, maybe we
should all just learn not to ask a question. Just
don't bring it up.

Speaker 1 (35:23):
Because I know that I know that I've been walking
into work with what is effectively a quagmire on my face.
Someone's going to walk into this, Someone's going to ask me,
and I know that I'm going to have to tell them.
So I've been walking into work knowing this lips it's been.
It's been a moment, And I walked into the meeting

(35:43):
where most people ignored it.

Speaker 5 (35:45):
A beautiful button pushing Tommy. He was trying to the
right thing.

Speaker 1 (35:47):
I was eating my lunch and he thought I left
food in my face, and he said, we'll just say,
you know, mate, you've left some black shirit on your lip.

Speaker 4 (35:53):
And I said, no, Tommy, I had a potential skin cancer.

Speaker 11 (35:55):
Go out today.

Speaker 5 (35:56):
Killed the room, killed the vibe in the room, brought
it right down. You can't do much about that. It's
a shocking moment.

Speaker 2 (36:02):
You had a moment recently where you you came into
the office and you wear you're wearing a suit.

Speaker 5 (36:08):
So when you're wearing a suit, you walked to the eye.

Speaker 1 (36:11):
And I just want to wear a sign that she says,
don't ask me why I'm wearing a suit. If I'm
wearing a suit, guy, I don't wear an office job.
Put two and two together.

Speaker 5 (36:18):
Three or four people in the eyes are like, oh,
look at what have you had on today? What's happening tonight,
big bie. It's all happening. The vibes are hard, we're
all hanging it on you.

Speaker 2 (36:29):
And then finally you felt compelled to say, now, I've
just come from a funeral and it.

Speaker 5 (36:36):
Rings the mood right down.

Speaker 1 (36:38):
I think that's I think that's that's great public service announcement.
If someone's wearing a suit and they don't often wear
a suit, they're clear that they've done something serious that
they don't want to talk about, whether at the mint
of a funeral, a court hearing, or I mean you
might get one intent they've got a wedding that afternoon,
but very rare.

Speaker 5 (36:55):
Not worth for gamble, not worth for gamble.

Speaker 2 (36:58):
And the one that comes to mind for me will
this is a stage show that you and me did
quite quite a while ago now, And there was a
scene in the show that we did where we re
enacted the dirty dancing maneuver where Patrick Shwayze like lifts
someone up in the air anyway, So the bit was
always I'd go into the crowd and try and find
someone to do the lift with, right, And there was
one particular woman who I walked and I'm picking you,

(37:21):
what's your name? And I put the microphone in front
of her and she goes, oh, no, I don't think
I can do it. And I was like, oh, I
got a shy one. Well we've got to shy one.
And I give her some encouragement. Guys, can you tell
the whole crowd why you think you can't.

Speaker 5 (37:34):
Do the maneuver? And I've gave it.

Speaker 2 (37:35):
The microphone goes, because I've got one leg. It was
like it was supposed to be a comedy show. And
I was just like, right, yeah, totally get it. Totally
get it.

Speaker 5 (37:44):
Does your friend No? I think we actually ended up
doing it.

Speaker 1 (37:47):
We did it well, we did because she did a
prosthetic leg, and I think I think you and she
just colluded with you.

Speaker 4 (37:52):
And she was like, if you just try and make
sure my leg doesn't fall off.

Speaker 5 (37:55):
So that's it.

Speaker 1 (37:56):
You had one one hand on the prosthesis, one hand on.
You actually was masterful pressure pressure leg did five and
one's going to dump that. When did you put your
foot in it? I mean, there's it there a classic story.
Gabriel is called Gabriel. When did you put your foot
in it?

Speaker 11 (38:13):
Mate?

Speaker 6 (38:15):
I was really loved all the awkward interactions.

Speaker 5 (38:18):
Oh yeah right. You think there's a more awkward interaction
than putting your foot in it like that?

Speaker 6 (38:23):
Yeah?

Speaker 14 (38:23):
Yeah, Like it's it's kids these days, mate, So the
company I work for, I'm afraid of my.

Speaker 5 (38:29):
God to his son Gabriel. I appreciate the kill that
they're awkward. Kids don't understand stuff. Kids.

Speaker 4 (38:37):
We've got mail, who's called mail? You put your foot
in it?

Speaker 6 (38:40):
Yeah?

Speaker 10 (38:40):
I put my foot in it. So went out for
a girl's night. It was Mum's Gone wild. We went
home by a Nackers and when we were sitting in
the restaurant, I saw not a couple and the guy
had what appeared to me his neck cuver it in
he So I thought it would be a great idea

(39:02):
to congratulate his partner for a wonderful effort. When it
turned out to be a really bad skin condition. Oh,
it was not a good My friends tried to intervene
and they're like, now kill it, kill it, And I
just didn't him.

Speaker 4 (39:23):
You walk over to him and the woman sitting next
to him, Yeah, and what did you say?

Speaker 10 (39:29):
Like like, I congratulated, I congratulated.

Speaker 5 (39:32):
You said, well done on well Dorne.

Speaker 10 (39:35):
You guys have had a great night.

Speaker 5 (39:38):
You're the Hickey Queen.

Speaker 1 (39:39):
Unbelievable.

Speaker 10 (39:41):
And it was a skin condition.

Speaker 1 (39:42):
Oh my god, that's that's horrific. Yeah, if you haven't
drunk for a year, Oh god, my partner said.

Speaker 5 (39:55):
So.

Speaker 4 (39:55):
My partner said him do this too. We've got a
friend of ours who.

Speaker 1 (39:59):
Name I was quite short and she was just getting
to know him and she just sort of moved over
to belom with me. She was very excited about seeing
him one day, and I think she's just trying to get.

Speaker 11 (40:09):
Around him quite a bit.

Speaker 5 (40:11):
And she was talking and she was like, you know what,
it just look so different today though, like you're just
there's something about you. I just can't. I can't put
my finger on it. But geez, I'm just feeling so
impressed by you at the moment.

Speaker 1 (40:28):
And then he stepped off the curb that he was
standing on, and Sam, just being Dutch, said, I think
it's because you looked taller, because.

Speaker 5 (40:39):
He was you were talking to me from on the curb. Sam,
you just can't. Did he get back on the curb?

Speaker 11 (40:51):
Just a walker?

Speaker 12 (40:57):
Was it?

Speaker 5 (40:57):
And he was like, why did I look good? I
just you just say ah, yeah, Sam, Sam? Good a
you put your foot in it, Sam, Yes, I sure did.

Speaker 14 (41:08):
I I went to a cafe in the morning and
there was a lady just behind the counter and she
seemed to be fumbling with a few things, like a
bit awkwardly. So I tried to be nice and I said, hey,
would you like a hand? And she turned around and
the first thing I saw was her face, which was
not impressed. And the second thing I saw was she
only had one hand. Oh, very awkward.

Speaker 11 (41:32):
That's very awkward.

Speaker 5 (41:33):
That's a tough one. That's a tough one. And so
and did she say something, Sam.

Speaker 14 (41:41):
She kind of gave me like a dead face, and
then we kind of just awkwardly. I ordered my coffee
in and that was that.

Speaker 5 (41:49):
Okay, that's all you can do.

Speaker 2 (41:52):
It's all you can do, is Sam, I'd say, And
that's the situation, that's unlucky.