July 10, 2025 • 27 mins
- Dumbest thing you've seen in your life
- Myles Smith
- Tracking your partner's location
- The worst job you've ever had
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast, talking about the dumbest thing
you've ever seen someone do. Thirteen one oh six five
is the phone number? Well do you? Once applied for
a job as a bell boy, bell attendant, bell attendant
at a hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
At a hotel, it's going to do the night shift.
That's what I was applying for.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Got to an interview stage. I believe the interviewer.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Asked you first time in a couple of months, I've
got to stage two of.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The job interview. Yet you've been on seek for a while.
You get in touch with the woman at the hotel.
She goes through you know what do you know? What
do you need to know about this? How are you
going to go this? And you said, I don't really
know what you're talking about, don't know. I don't notice
have to ring the ring the bell when people come
in and out of the tour.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I said, I attend to the bell. I can do it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I can do for you, Ben, this is something you did.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hey, guys, the man good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What'd you do? Mate? So?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was actually wagging school men my mate one day
and I saw my mom's car coming down the road. Panic.
My mate jumped in the bush my dumb my dumb
self tried to hide behind the street sign, so they're
nice street sign. I got home and Mom goes to
have a school and I was like, yeah, it was good.
Me thinking yeah, I've probably got away with it. Mum
(01:24):
basically whacked me and goes to grab for two weeks.
I said, I for wagging. She goes, no, for being
so dumb. You think you can hide behind the streets.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's good, dumb, nice Tyler, this was your sister and
brother in law that did something, the dumbest thing you've
ever seen, Your.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Ecking yeah, dumbest thing I've ever seen. They were in
the bedroom. She leaned into the draw to grab a
bottle of loom.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
That unfortunately the same place that they kept their voltaire
and for muscle pain?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Is that heat? Is there a bit of heat there
with the voltaire?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, definitely applies a lot of heat.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh my god, that's wild. That's that's hectic. I'm going
to get to Cynthia. There there are a couple like
we could we could sit here and rinse of produces
to the cows. Come home woods. Honorable shout out to
Captain poop Pants for booking Rob Schneider. After it was canceled,
I still wanted it as well, was pushing for it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Put it down, put it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Down, and look, I can't. I'm going to let Analyse
explain this foe, because there is one swimming in my
memory that I think, ANALYSI, you need to explain about
an email.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Ah. Yes, I once signed off to my bosses. I
was sending an email and it was I think three
major big bosses and my name's Analise, and I instead
of writing cheers, Analyse, I wrote cheers anal.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Brilliant, brilliant. I'm not sure about the dumbest things every night.
It's just like a slip. It's like the worst type. However,
it's off tomy. But I'm glad we hear it. Glad
we heard it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm glad we heard it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And did anyone address that was that just was just ignored?
Did you like email back and go it's it's a yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Media response was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
And then it happened again.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You did it again, you started it off again.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh my god, Cynthia. Enough Cynthia, your friend the dumber
seeing that, what have you got?
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
We had a girl that was like dating my best
friend and we went to a live football game. It
was like Raiders versus the Sharks. This is a few
years ago. And we sat down and she said, I
don't know why we're watching this. I've seen the end
of this game before.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
And everyone was like, what are you talking.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
About, and it's like, I've seen it.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
What a waste of time?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
The Raiders lose, and it was a live game. She
just I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's not even dumb, that's just that's that's worrying, that's
a concern.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Then she started making predictions.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Was she like, all if you don't believe did she
gets it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
She was pissed off. Sorry, she was angry that we
were watching the game because you got it all.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm bored. I've seen it before.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
My god, Oh wow, we've got a very talented man
and Miles Smith who joins us in this city. Welcome Miles,
glad to have you here. Got into it in the song,
isn't it got into it? Very into it. You're talking
about how attractive everyone is in Australia.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
It's unbelievable. Yeah, the average level of.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Human here is wild. Single Miles, I never.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
I always say this in answers. If I have a girlfriend,
I love you dearly and if I don't, I can't
wait to find you.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's how I answer that. So how have you fo?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm trying to do you think he's single? Or taken off?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That answer? Single?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
No comment?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah? Fair enough?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It was?
Speaker 8 (04:55):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It felt like a lure.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
I've got a lot of friends in the industry, and
the one and they say is keep parts of your
personal life as private as possible. So for me, I
do have a girlfriend, I love you very dearly, and
if you don't, I can't wait to meet you. Yeah,
for me, it's just separating that clever.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What other? What are the party leaving private?
Speaker 8 (05:14):
Oh my my, my belly fat at the moment. But
I am on a on a training regime, so that
won't be private for too much longer.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So what who? Who is enforced the trainer regime? Or
are you enforcing the training?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
I spent the whole last year after SAG and I
had enough. I had enough money to buy fast food
constantly and I went.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I went, so every day. What's your choice there?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
Nando's is so good, banger, Yeah, I might.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Have to like tack you on the shoulder and go like, hey,
you're like quite a famous over then.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Went I went home for christian your And she's like,
we don't.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
I went over Christmas. She's like, oh you healthy?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah at the moment, yeah, order, I think this is
worth talking about.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
So it's a bit different than venues at home. So
we've got a great imitator burger. You've got something similar
because I don't eat meat anymore, all right, And it's
like the most schoolous pea protein thing in a wrap
with Perry tame sauce, Perry chips, broccoli, bangor I can't
eat it?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What's your order? That's a pretty healthy order, actually yours,
you've got a pretty hell you've got a pretty healthy
order as well. I just go, I'll get like twelve tenders.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Don't shame me, don't shame me. That's my entra. Man
I thought this was the same space or you just
getting Harry contrivate life.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Thank you very much?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I read somewhere it's just speaking of your mum. Is
she also pretty brutal with feedback to your music as well?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So what are we talking?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I mean, it's really awesome because the more sort of
successful you get the music, the less people tell your
music's bad, even if they think they do. And so
my mum's just been on equivocally honest from the start.
So she doesn't like something, it's not one of your best.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know what.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
It's like our language of love, and I wouldn't have
it any other way. And you're standing, Yeah, it's really
refreshing and really good to have. And yeah, and if
she loves something, she'll she'll tell me this is amazing,
I love it so cool, really good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's usually accurate or are there are times where it's
just like you're off.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's weird.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
She's got more technical as we've gone on, but it's
absolute rubbish. She'd be like, oh, the tambourine sounds what
you're talking about a jamler.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Put down the one.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Maybe you should add some harmony seven parts in there.
So yeah, but you know what, I take it to
a picture of Sultan love. But if she grows, she grews,
she definitely dope.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It sounds like you need to take everything with the
picture sult right now, because there really has been a
pretty astronomical rise to stardom, and you know, playing shows
all over the world really quickly. I saw some some
footage of you were Nice to meet You was getting
played on the radio a lot, and it's you chatting
with the taxi driver about it.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Yeah, nothing new late, is it? Do you like this song?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I did like and I thought they played eight billion time.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Day you know. So I'm gonna be honest, we played
it a lot. Sorry. Yeah, Tambourini's aut of tune. No
doubt about that. I'm telling you right now. Miles Smith
is in the studio right now. I want to talk.
(08:59):
So you're about to get You're doing this tour in Australia, right, yeah,
outcome more shows then you're going going on tour with
it sheering? Is that right?
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
I will be, I will be.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's mad. So I heard that there's another song just
sort of come out called My First Heartbreaking, right, which
is which is about your dad leaving you? Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Yeah, it's a it's a really deep in personal song
and it took me a while to write and it
was just a part of my life from sort of
like childhood to being an adult where I sort of
wrote a story of just how my relationship with that
situation sort of grew and going from sort of like
being really confused to being really angry to sort of
being at a point of like, hey, when I get
to that point of being a father, I hope I
(09:39):
think do things differently. And it sort of came out
like that and really natural. But it took two years
to put out into the world because I wasn't comfortable
because some parts of my life I keep right, but
that part I was ready to let go.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
And did it Did it have something to do with that?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Is?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I read that it influenced the you releasing that song?
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:57):
I played it for for Red at his house and
you know, I just you yeah, yeah, Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
In the pub. He's got a pub in his house,
doesn't he.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Is he have a tunnel to his pub is?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I don't know if his public knowledge, but I'm not
saying no.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's awesome. It's awesome. It's real, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
So you're in his private pub.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Allegedly I played in many records that day, and that
one in particularly got a bit teary, and I was like, hey, like,
this is a super important song, and you know, it's
like not every song you have to think about, Oh,
this has to be on radio or this has to do.
This is like sometimes songs just have a purpose in
the world, and you know, they meet people where they
need it. And you know, for me that was something
(10:44):
there was a perspective that I never thought about about
how other people would respond to it. It was always
an dialogue. And so yeah, not too long after I
put it out, that's so.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Nice they give you any other advice, Like, he's obviously
a great person to lend the year of giving that
these beans were at all before he's super super fan.
Did he give you other advice going into this world
and becoming super popular.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Yeah, He's all about just staying true to who you are.
And I know it sounds so cliche, but I could
see how it gets difficult. But also at the same time,
I think when you're you're raising a certain way, and
when your your values are those that you've been given
to by amazing people around you, just the more you
stick to them sort of, the better life is. And
for me, I always try to stay grounded, always try
to stay within my remit and just enjoy music for
(11:25):
the reason I got into it, and that's just because
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, right, and a good reminder with that song, for example,
that you know, even someone like you who is very grounded,
once you're in this sort of slip strain, which is
looks hectic by the way from the outside. You know,
we get a lot of people through here that your
age or younger e than who sort of stardom comes
really quickly, and it's very hard to keep fitting the ground.
I'm often reminded of like the you know, I don't
(11:50):
know if you can't win swimming, if you're in Australia,
if you're too scared. Sometimes poems are too scared to
go out in the water. But sometimes you get your
feet taken out from underneath you and you can't you
can't stay standing anymore. And I'm often reminded of that
watching young artists come through here. There is often a
sense of like, geez, the momentums really ripping me away
right now. So it must be nice to get confirmation
from somebody who's sort of you know, out there surfing,
(12:10):
so to speak, to be like, hey, look, there are
other things you don't You don't need to get caught
up in this all the time.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
But you know what, I was just waiting for the
punchline because so far this interview, you've been, you've been,
You've got me so many.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Times, like where is it Gonelt.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
I was waiting for.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Literally, don't care.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
You're you're bang on with that man, and it can
be hard and it can be difficult, but I think, yeah,
you know, you guys are lovely. I'm sure that you've
had many a chance to let your egos overwhelm you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
But why yeah, why it's a really good assholes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
But you know that that's why we didn't we refuse
to talk to you in the airline.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Don't make guy coded in the away from the studios.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
We've gone into a beautiful area with you. But there
is a slightly juvenile question and this is this is
coming from our junior producer, Anla. So he's outside and
know he's recently had some gut isshues, but she found
out that you had food poisoning while you're performing shows Anos.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
And Toronto, and it has to Yeah for me, it's
like I've been playing shows since I was like eleven
years old. Really yeah, yeah, right, like old pubs or
clubs and stuff like I remember times I used to
like be in a bar and see like one guy
like sinking a guinness looking at me like, shut.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Up, I can see you.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I'm pretty sure it was you, but no, and then
having to convince him I was good by the end
of the night. And so now that I get to
walk out in front of like thousands of people at
night and and you know, being able to do the
thing I love is I never want that. Yeah, I
never want to miss that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, mate, it's been a pleasure talking to you, it
really has.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Thank you so much for coming in and congratulations on
all your success.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Good luck with the tour, Go hard on the rider.
Obviously yours yours.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Sushishi from time stopped playing.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Is unhealthy if your partner can track your location. Survey
has done forty seven percent of people ess. Actually more
than that, it's fifty eight percent of people in this
survey conducted by e Safety Commission. I didn't even existed,
but they're out there doing surveys. Good on them. They've
found out that fifty eight percent of people expect that
you can track your partner whenever you want. You should
be able to expect that in a relationship these days,
(14:53):
which again the expect word is very strong. You and
I have just spoken, however, that we do track each
our partner's location, they track us, and I think that
changed once we had kids, and it also means a
lot less comms. It's just that where are you, what
are you doing? Message that it's deleted for us, which
is really nice. It does start to get manipulative, I think, though,
when you're using that information in a way that to
(15:15):
hold it against the person that you're with. That's when
it started to work.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Like I thought, you said you're at work, it's quite
clear that you're at the pub like that.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I think that would be annoying. Yeah, I think, yeah,
I think that would be annoying.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And say, oh I think I left my phone at
the pub.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, or even yeah, yeah, I think I think checking
up on them, but I don't know. I think you're
in a bad spot. If you need to check up on.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Where your partner is interesting, I think that's a bad spot.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I think that's a bad thing. Tianna's called what are
your thoughts? Tiana.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
I'm going to be married for a year, but I've
been with my partner for the five and never once
have we spoken or even thought about like tracking each other.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
YEA would you would you not do it?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Why?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Why would you not do it? Tiana?
Speaker 11 (15:55):
I just think that if I'm tracking my partner, there's
no trust, and if there's no trust, then there's not
much solid foundation to work off.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
There what about the situation on this? So this is
why me and my wife started doing it. So I'm
not sure if your husband is good with his phone,
but a lot of the time I just I just
leave my phone somewhere, or she'd try to call me
or text me and wouldn't know where I am. So
it was great for us that she could just look
on this app and go like, oh, you're at work, great, done,
don't need to try and get onto him. Does that
(16:25):
appeal at all?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Not really?
Speaker 11 (16:28):
Like my partner's always on the road, you know, like
quoting his a plumber trade, so never I don't know,
I've never felt the need to know exactly where he is.
But we do speak about you know, where are you
working today? Where are you working tomorrow? And I sort
of know it like a gist.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Ye know, it's the pinpointing it starts to get yeah, yeah, yeah,
thanks Gianna, thanks to call my him spinal and his pillow.
I know some of the people outside were pretty pumped
about this.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What do you think, Jay, I just don't ever think
that anyone needs to know where I am except for me.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Nice, I would never share it, Like, I don't even
think I would probably consider someone that asked me for it.
So there's certainly this word that people would expect it
of you in a relationship. It's instant red flags, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'd probably laugh, Yeah, he expected.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Expect is a strong word.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I need to know where you are.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
And again, this is the reason that the E Safety
Mission's looking into this is because there is obviously very
clear links between tracking someone and having a sense of
increased coercive control over them. So it's not it can
be nasty, no doubt about. They're not you and either
woods where freemen uh junior producer an a list. What
do you think about this? You also have a strong opinion.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I actually don't mind it, but I think it has
to be done in like a mutually kind of like
respectful capacity. You have to know them for a bit
and you have to trust them, and like it can't
be for the wrong reasons like I don't want you
tracking me same as you You and Woody like I
don't want you tracking me because you want to know,
like what I'm doing at all moments. I want you
(17:58):
tracking me to know, Hey, she's going to be twenty
minutes late.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You know I would love to track you. Can we
can we organize that because that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's a good content.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Can trust me, you.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Can track me.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's fine.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I'm got no I'm going nowhere.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Weird, we'll find out on Monday. Let's go to Let's
go to Dana here.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'll be checking all weekend. I've got a life as well.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Dana. Putting that up is like a widget on our
socials analyst right now. We might cross a few lines there.
That might cross a few.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Hey, Dana, what are your thoughts on sharing your location
with your partner?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Well, for us, it's really convenient because like me and
my family, a lot of us do uber and awdash.
So will you share with our partners so that if
anything goes wrong then know how to find us real quickly,
and like we have kids and stuff like that, So
for us, it's a safety thing. People know where we are.
We have like a big family one so that everyone
can find each other if anything goes down and they
(18:52):
need to rescue.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I saw it. I actually saw a kid the other
day get off the tram and they were they were
on a FaceTime call to their parents and they met
that but their mum and dad was waiting for them
one hundred meters down the road. So I assumed that
the idea was just as soon as you're walking alone
in the dark, you video call me. Immediately. I imagined
we were saying that when our girls crow up, my
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girl have five or six tags on it.
Speaker 12 (19:16):
At the same time, five or six straw, I reckon,
do I need to give contexts to whom?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't think, so check with Analyse and oh she's
not here running left? Actually, do you know who Bruce
Willis is?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Demi Moore's ex husband.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's not how he's famous, though.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Do you know I name a movie name of Bruce Willis?
Movie Analyse, Georgia, you shot that cheating, cheating cheat there
together like pack animal.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Anyway, Yes, die Hard. So he's like an A grade
action movie star.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Bruce.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, he was very sick right now, I think yes, No,
I think he is very very sick right now. But
it's been revealed by Bill Murray, who for some I
don't know why Bill Murray is doing the round so
much of the moment he's doing podcasts that he's invested in.
Must be the case. Anyway, he was on Andy Cohen
(20:23):
and he revealed what what Bruce Willis's first job was,
and this really tickled me.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Bruce Willis was a page at NBC.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Wow, when I was on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
This job was to come and go to the dressing
rooms and refilled eminem's and pretzels kind of thing in
the actors rooms.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Can you imagine Bruce Willis would walk into trailers, would
walk into rooms and just fill up their eminemstzels, pretzel
It's just such a good image for mine that his
actions are. Start is in there filling up the eminems
and the pretzels got to be one of the worst
jobs ever. I would say like that, if that is
(21:07):
your only job, you just I assume you're standing in
some sort of waiting area with a massive bag of
eminem That's a bad job. I'm sorry. Job after a
day of filling up bowls of Eminems and pretzels, Yeah,
quit you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
For em and ms and pretzels. Let's start there.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well, but maybe he'd get he'd get policed on how
many eminem I think at the end of the day,
now get in here, willis you have.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Been having some of the eminems and pretzels?
Speaker 13 (21:33):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I just don't think that's for some of the gigs
that people can have at the bottom end, filling up,
filling up Eminem's and pretzels, it's got to be up.
There was a good one, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Why don't we find out how low it gets? Thirteen
one oh six five is the number. Yeah, what's the
worst job you've ever had? And is it worse than
filling up bowls of Eminem's and pretzels? A few for
me to throw into the ring here, Yeah, this is
worse than filling out bowls of m and ms and pretzels.
(22:08):
Once I just had to dig holes on a construction site.
It was my one job. I don't think I was
trusted with any of the actual construction that went on
on the so my my job was digging the holes.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Weren't even used as well. You were you were just
you were just it was you. It was your girlfriend's
dadd around the building company. So yeah, yeah that is
just keep this for half an hour just.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Get him out of that. I dug holes for two
weeks straight, and then the owner came to the house
because there were holes for trees. And then the owner
came after two weeks and said, can you move those
holes two centimeters to the right. Oh wow, I just okay,
So I had to start again. We moved, so I
(22:50):
had to fill in holes, then move every whole two centimeters,
and then the trees were touching. And she goes, do
you know what the first position was?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Really?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, that was a job of mine.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I also counted votes at the election.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh well, I think see this is I don't think
you should admit this because there's a federal election coming out.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You think I'm back, bring me back. This is one
of the great redemptions because I was I was sent home.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I don't think you're back. I don't at all.
You're bringing the AEC into disrepute. The fact that you
actually got a job with them is disgusted. I think
you threw the I think that you're the reason that
what was it that year Tony Abbot got in I
mean Abbot, Yeah, I think you're the reason that Abbot
got in there.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I had a couple of I was. I was forgetting
to mark people off the roll. A lot of people
would have got fines, but that was your one job. No,
And then at the end I had to count. But
then when we kept getting the count wrong, the room
figured out that I was the loose link. So then
I was sent home early. So look, I've had some shockers.
Thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
The people got fined for not voting because of me.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I didn't mark them off the roll. I thought I
had to find them on the roll. I was like, yeah,
there's your name, get in there.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
With the worst job she's ever had. D you going yeah,
good D Did you say your name before you spoke?
That was cute?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I did.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Actually, what's the worst job you've ever had?
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Weber's job was my first job. I was fourteen and
nine months at a hairdressing salon and I used to
have to My old boss used to smoke at the time,
so back then smoking was allowed inside, so the ashtray
in the back room, I'd have to get cotton wool
and go at the back when she'd dye people's hair.
That's how they actually got the color off the forehead.
So I was the person to go and dip the
(24:25):
cotton wool in the ash and take it out to
her hang on.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And then she would use that as the cotton mark.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
To take or die.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yep, if you're a hairdresser from the eighties nineties, that's
what they used to do.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
That's disgusting. So sec people said that he is totally
good on your day to days, good on your shocking job.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Everyone can use their name before they come on the show.
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And sorry, just to update you will Bruce Willis's next
movie after Eminem and Pretzel Filling was first Deadly Sin.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, but when there's got to be a gap between
the pretzel filling and the Eminem's.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
How someone the director walked into the thing and just goes,
who is the guy who's feeling the m and ms
and pretzels? Because he's good?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I am about it. I am reading here that apparently
he did a lot of waiting and bartending. He was
in the hospital industry for a very long time and
consequently is apparently listed frequently by people in hospital as
the best, if not one of the best tippers ever
because because if his service industry and amazing tips, apparently.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Quite a lot. Apparently his first role, he played a
man entering a diner. So again he obviously I've seen
you walking and feeling us.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Maddie's called Maddie.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What was your job, Maddie? Was the shocking job you had?
Speaker 13 (25:39):
Well, it wasn't actually even a job, it was work experience.
Years ago, I went to Channel nine to do make
up and I ended up just taking care of Sonya
Kruger's dog the whole time on set.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
We're to get Kroger on. We're gonna have to get
Kroger on. So Edward.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Boy went on, maybe a much higher voice than I
thought you'd have.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh, thanks, guys, I've got yeah. No, it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It just seems like you're genuinely chuffed with your life.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
I just clocked off work mates. I'm just in a
good mood. Worst drop I've ever had was in hospitality
ten years ago. I was working at a chicken shop.
That was absolutely disaster. I was sticking my arm about
or five hands worth deep into a bum's chickens bumb
stuff the chicken, shoving it on a metal rod on
a spit. That was probably the absolute worst drop up
I had to have raw chickens all around me.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So all day you are just you're just in with
a glove in the chicken with a glove, Edwards.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, so look it was it was like a Muma
pop shop. So you know, how can I say? Health
and safety was not the so gloves weren't really loft
around but yeah, yeah, So they made a little stuffing
mix in the sink and they'd have all these boxes
of chickens all around me and then I'd have to
grab the individual chickens raw chickens stuff on my hand,
(27:00):
so my hand was in a chickens bomb all day.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
So six hour day, Edward, are you spending more time
in a chicken or out of a chicken?
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Hey, thank you.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
I'll probably be spending about four hours with my hand
in a chickens bomb and
Speaker 4 (27:19):
A lot
The Will and Woody podcast, talking about the dumbest thing
you've ever seen someone do. Thirteen one oh six five
is the phone number? Well do you? Once applied for
a job as a bell boy, bell attendant, bell attendant
at a hotel.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
At a hotel, it's going to do the night shift.
That's what I was applying for.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
Got to an interview stage. I believe the interviewer.
Speaker 2 (00:30):
Asked you first time in a couple of months, I've
got to stage two of.
Speaker 1 (00:34):
The job interview. Yet you've been on seek for a while.
You get in touch with the woman at the hotel.
She goes through you know what do you know? What
do you need to know about this? How are you
going to go this? And you said, I don't really
know what you're talking about, don't know. I don't notice
have to ring the ring the bell when people come
in and out of the tour.
Speaker 2 (00:53):
I said, I attend to the bell. I can do it.
Speaker 1 (00:55):
I can do for you, Ben, this is something you did.
Speaker 3 (00:58):
Hey, guys, the man good.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
What'd you do? Mate? So?
Speaker 3 (01:02):
I was actually wagging school men my mate one day
and I saw my mom's car coming down the road. Panic.
My mate jumped in the bush my dumb my dumb
self tried to hide behind the street sign, so they're
nice street sign. I got home and Mom goes to
have a school and I was like, yeah, it was good.
Me thinking yeah, I've probably got away with it. Mum
(01:24):
basically whacked me and goes to grab for two weeks.
I said, I for wagging. She goes, no, for being
so dumb. You think you can hide behind the streets.
Speaker 1 (01:33):
That's good, dumb, nice Tyler, this was your sister and
brother in law that did something, the dumbest thing you've
ever seen, Your.
Speaker 4 (01:41):
Ecking yeah, dumbest thing I've ever seen. They were in
the bedroom. She leaned into the draw to grab a
bottle of loom.
Speaker 5 (01:49):
That unfortunately the same place that they kept their voltaire
and for muscle pain?
Speaker 2 (01:56):
Is that heat? Is there a bit of heat there
with the voltaire?
Speaker 5 (01:59):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (01:59):
Yeah, yeah, definitely applies a lot of heat.
Speaker 1 (02:03):
Oh my god, that's wild. That's that's hectic. I'm going
to get to Cynthia. There there are a couple like
we could we could sit here and rinse of produces
to the cows. Come home woods. Honorable shout out to
Captain poop Pants for booking Rob Schneider. After it was canceled,
I still wanted it as well, was pushing for it.
Speaker 2 (02:22):
Put it down, put it.
Speaker 1 (02:23):
Down, and look, I can't. I'm going to let Analyse
explain this foe, because there is one swimming in my
memory that I think, ANALYSI, you need to explain about
an email.
Speaker 6 (02:33):
Ah. Yes, I once signed off to my bosses. I
was sending an email and it was I think three
major big bosses and my name's Analise, and I instead
of writing cheers, Analyse, I wrote cheers anal.
Speaker 2 (02:46):
Brilliant, brilliant. I'm not sure about the dumbest things every night.
It's just like a slip. It's like the worst type. However,
it's off tomy. But I'm glad we hear it. Glad
we heard it.
Speaker 1 (02:57):
I'm glad we heard it.
Speaker 2 (02:58):
And did anyone address that was that just was just ignored?
Did you like email back and go it's it's a yeah.
Speaker 6 (03:04):
Media response was like, oh my god, I'm so sorry.
And then it happened again.
Speaker 2 (03:07):
You did it again, you started it off again.
Speaker 1 (03:09):
Oh my god, Cynthia. Enough Cynthia, your friend the dumber
seeing that, what have you got?
Speaker 7 (03:21):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (03:22):
We had a girl that was like dating my best
friend and we went to a live football game. It
was like Raiders versus the Sharks. This is a few
years ago. And we sat down and she said, I
don't know why we're watching this. I've seen the end
of this game before.
Speaker 7 (03:37):
And everyone was like, what are you talking.
Speaker 5 (03:39):
About, and it's like, I've seen it.
Speaker 6 (03:40):
What a waste of time?
Speaker 5 (03:41):
The Raiders lose, and it was a live game. She
just I don't know. I have no idea.
Speaker 1 (03:48):
That's not even dumb, that's just that's that's worrying, that's
a concern.
Speaker 2 (03:53):
Then she started making predictions.
Speaker 1 (03:54):
Was she like, all if you don't believe did she
gets it?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
She was pissed off. Sorry, she was angry that we
were watching the game because you got it all.
Speaker 2 (04:02):
I'm bored. I've seen it before.
Speaker 1 (04:04):
My god, Oh wow, we've got a very talented man
and Miles Smith who joins us in this city. Welcome Miles,
glad to have you here. Got into it in the song,
isn't it got into it? Very into it. You're talking
about how attractive everyone is in Australia.
Speaker 8 (04:23):
It's unbelievable. Yeah, the average level of.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
Human here is wild. Single Miles, I never.
Speaker 8 (04:30):
I always say this in answers. If I have a girlfriend,
I love you dearly and if I don't, I can't
wait to find you.
Speaker 2 (04:36):
That's how I answer that. So how have you fo?
Speaker 1 (04:45):
I'm trying to do you think he's single? Or taken off?
Speaker 2 (04:51):
That answer? Single?
Speaker 8 (04:53):
No comment?
Speaker 1 (04:54):
Yeah? Fair enough?
Speaker 2 (04:54):
It was?
Speaker 8 (04:55):
It was.
Speaker 2 (04:55):
It felt like a lure.
Speaker 1 (04:57):
Do you know what it is?
Speaker 8 (04:58):
I've got a lot of friends in the industry, and
the one and they say is keep parts of your
personal life as private as possible. So for me, I
do have a girlfriend, I love you very dearly, and
if you don't, I can't wait to meet you. Yeah,
for me, it's just separating that clever.
Speaker 1 (05:11):
What other? What are the party leaving private?
Speaker 8 (05:14):
Oh my my, my belly fat at the moment. But
I am on a on a training regime, so that
won't be private for too much longer.
Speaker 2 (05:22):
So what who? Who is enforced the trainer regime? Or
are you enforcing the training?
Speaker 8 (05:27):
I spent the whole last year after SAG and I
had enough. I had enough money to buy fast food
constantly and I went.
Speaker 2 (05:35):
I went, so every day. What's your choice there?
Speaker 8 (05:39):
Nando's is so good, banger, Yeah, I might.
Speaker 2 (05:46):
Have to like tack you on the shoulder and go like, hey,
you're like quite a famous over then.
Speaker 1 (05:57):
Went I went home for christian your And she's like,
we don't.
Speaker 8 (06:03):
I went over Christmas. She's like, oh you healthy?
Speaker 1 (06:09):
Yeah at the moment, yeah, order, I think this is
worth talking about.
Speaker 8 (06:13):
So it's a bit different than venues at home. So
we've got a great imitator burger. You've got something similar
because I don't eat meat anymore, all right, And it's
like the most schoolous pea protein thing in a wrap
with Perry tame sauce, Perry chips, broccoli, bangor I can't
eat it?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
What's your order? That's a pretty healthy order, actually yours,
you've got a pretty hell you've got a pretty healthy
order as well. I just go, I'll get like twelve tenders.
Speaker 1 (06:40):
Don't shame me, don't shame me. That's my entra. Man
I thought this was the same space or you just
getting Harry contrivate life.
Speaker 8 (06:53):
Thank you very much?
Speaker 1 (07:00):
Cool.
Speaker 2 (07:02):
I read somewhere it's just speaking of your mum. Is
she also pretty brutal with feedback to your music as well?
Speaker 5 (07:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (07:07):
So what are we talking?
Speaker 8 (07:08):
I mean, it's really awesome because the more sort of
successful you get the music, the less people tell your
music's bad, even if they think they do. And so
my mum's just been on equivocally honest from the start.
So she doesn't like something, it's not one of your best.
Speaker 1 (07:25):
You know what.
Speaker 8 (07:25):
It's like our language of love, and I wouldn't have
it any other way. And you're standing, Yeah, it's really
refreshing and really good to have. And yeah, and if
she loves something, she'll she'll tell me this is amazing,
I love it so cool, really good.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
It's usually accurate or are there are times where it's
just like you're off.
Speaker 1 (07:42):
It's weird.
Speaker 8 (07:42):
She's got more technical as we've gone on, but it's
absolute rubbish. She'd be like, oh, the tambourine sounds what
you're talking about a jamler.
Speaker 1 (07:54):
Put down the one.
Speaker 8 (07:58):
Maybe you should add some harmony seven parts in there.
So yeah, but you know what, I take it to
a picture of Sultan love. But if she grows, she grews,
she definitely dope.
Speaker 1 (08:08):
It sounds like you need to take everything with the
picture sult right now, because there really has been a
pretty astronomical rise to stardom, and you know, playing shows
all over the world really quickly. I saw some some
footage of you were Nice to meet You was getting
played on the radio a lot, and it's you chatting
with the taxi driver about it.
Speaker 8 (08:26):
Yeah, nothing new late, is it? Do you like this song?
Speaker 5 (08:31):
No?
Speaker 2 (08:32):
I did like and I thought they played eight billion time.
Speaker 1 (08:36):
Day you know. So I'm gonna be honest, we played
it a lot. Sorry. Yeah, Tambourini's aut of tune. No
doubt about that. I'm telling you right now. Miles Smith
is in the studio right now. I want to talk.
(08:59):
So you're about to get You're doing this tour in Australia, right, yeah,
outcome more shows then you're going going on tour with
it sheering? Is that right?
Speaker 9 (09:07):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:08):
I will be, I will be.
Speaker 1 (09:09):
It's mad. So I heard that there's another song just
sort of come out called My First Heartbreaking, right, which
is which is about your dad leaving you? Is that right? Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:18):
Yeah, it's a it's a really deep in personal song
and it took me a while to write and it
was just a part of my life from sort of
like childhood to being an adult where I sort of
wrote a story of just how my relationship with that
situation sort of grew and going from sort of like
being really confused to being really angry to sort of
being at a point of like, hey, when I get
to that point of being a father, I hope I
(09:39):
think do things differently. And it sort of came out
like that and really natural. But it took two years
to put out into the world because I wasn't comfortable
because some parts of my life I keep right, but
that part I was ready to let go.
Speaker 1 (09:50):
And did it Did it have something to do with that?
Speaker 10 (09:52):
Is?
Speaker 1 (09:53):
I read that it influenced the you releasing that song?
Speaker 10 (09:56):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (09:57):
I played it for for Red at his house and
you know, I just you yeah, yeah, Wow.
Speaker 1 (10:02):
In the pub. He's got a pub in his house,
doesn't he.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
Is he have a tunnel to his pub is?
Speaker 8 (10:07):
I don't know if his public knowledge, but I'm not
saying no.
Speaker 1 (10:13):
It's awesome. It's awesome. It's real, it's awesome.
Speaker 2 (10:19):
So you're in his private pub.
Speaker 8 (10:24):
Allegedly I played in many records that day, and that
one in particularly got a bit teary, and I was like, hey, like,
this is a super important song, and you know, it's
like not every song you have to think about, Oh,
this has to be on radio or this has to do.
This is like sometimes songs just have a purpose in
the world, and you know, they meet people where they
need it. And you know, for me that was something
(10:44):
there was a perspective that I never thought about about
how other people would respond to it. It was always
an dialogue. And so yeah, not too long after I
put it out, that's so.
Speaker 2 (10:52):
Nice they give you any other advice, Like, he's obviously
a great person to lend the year of giving that
these beans were at all before he's super super fan.
Did he give you other advice going into this world
and becoming super popular.
Speaker 8 (11:03):
Yeah, He's all about just staying true to who you are.
And I know it sounds so cliche, but I could
see how it gets difficult. But also at the same time,
I think when you're you're raising a certain way, and
when your your values are those that you've been given
to by amazing people around you, just the more you
stick to them sort of, the better life is. And
for me, I always try to stay grounded, always try
to stay within my remit and just enjoy music for
(11:25):
the reason I got into it, and that's just because
I love it.
Speaker 1 (11:27):
Yeah, right, and a good reminder with that song, for example,
that you know, even someone like you who is very grounded,
once you're in this sort of slip strain, which is
looks hectic by the way from the outside. You know,
we get a lot of people through here that your
age or younger e than who sort of stardom comes
really quickly, and it's very hard to keep fitting the ground.
I'm often reminded of like the you know, I don't
(11:50):
know if you can't win swimming, if you're in Australia,
if you're too scared. Sometimes poems are too scared to
go out in the water. But sometimes you get your
feet taken out from underneath you and you can't you
can't stay standing anymore. And I'm often reminded of that
watching young artists come through here. There is often a
sense of like, geez, the momentums really ripping me away
right now. So it must be nice to get confirmation
from somebody who's sort of you know, out there surfing,
(12:10):
so to speak, to be like, hey, look, there are
other things you don't You don't need to get caught
up in this all the time.
Speaker 8 (12:15):
But you know what, I was just waiting for the
punchline because so far this interview, you've been, you've been,
You've got me so many.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Times, like where is it Gonelt.
Speaker 6 (12:27):
I was waiting for.
Speaker 1 (12:30):
Literally, don't care.
Speaker 8 (12:35):
You're you're bang on with that man, and it can
be hard and it can be difficult, but I think, yeah,
you know, you guys are lovely. I'm sure that you've
had many a chance to let your egos overwhelm you.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
But why yeah, why it's a really good assholes.
Speaker 1 (12:49):
But you know that that's why we didn't we refuse
to talk to you in the airline.
Speaker 2 (12:56):
Don't make guy coded in the away from the studios.
Speaker 1 (13:00):
We've gone into a beautiful area with you. But there
is a slightly juvenile question and this is this is
coming from our junior producer, Anla. So he's outside and
know he's recently had some gut isshues, but she found
out that you had food poisoning while you're performing shows Anos.
Speaker 8 (13:17):
And Toronto, and it has to Yeah for me, it's
like I've been playing shows since I was like eleven
years old. Really yeah, yeah, right, like old pubs or
clubs and stuff like I remember times I used to
like be in a bar and see like one guy
like sinking a guinness looking at me like, shut.
Speaker 2 (13:34):
Up, I can see you.
Speaker 8 (13:44):
I'm pretty sure it was you, but no, and then
having to convince him I was good by the end
of the night. And so now that I get to
walk out in front of like thousands of people at
night and and you know, being able to do the
thing I love is I never want that. Yeah, I
never want to miss that.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
Well, mate, it's been a pleasure talking to you, it
really has.
Speaker 9 (14:02):
Thank you.
Speaker 1 (14:03):
Thank you so much for coming in and congratulations on
all your success.
Speaker 8 (14:07):
Appreciate you.
Speaker 1 (14:08):
Good luck with the tour, Go hard on the rider.
Obviously yours yours.
Speaker 10 (14:15):
Sushishi from time stopped playing.
Speaker 1 (14:30):
Is unhealthy if your partner can track your location. Survey
has done forty seven percent of people ess. Actually more
than that, it's fifty eight percent of people in this
survey conducted by e Safety Commission. I didn't even existed,
but they're out there doing surveys. Good on them. They've
found out that fifty eight percent of people expect that
you can track your partner whenever you want. You should
be able to expect that in a relationship these days,
(14:53):
which again the expect word is very strong. You and
I have just spoken, however, that we do track each
our partner's location, they track us, and I think that
changed once we had kids, and it also means a
lot less comms. It's just that where are you, what
are you doing? Message that it's deleted for us, which
is really nice. It does start to get manipulative, I think, though,
when you're using that information in a way that to
(15:15):
hold it against the person that you're with. That's when
it started to work.
Speaker 2 (15:18):
Like I thought, you said you're at work, it's quite
clear that you're at the pub like that.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
I think that would be annoying. Yeah, I think, yeah,
I think that would be annoying.
Speaker 2 (15:25):
And say, oh I think I left my phone at
the pub.
Speaker 1 (15:27):
Yeah, or even yeah, yeah, I think I think checking
up on them, but I don't know. I think you're
in a bad spot. If you need to check up on.
Speaker 2 (15:35):
Where your partner is interesting, I think that's a bad spot.
Speaker 1 (15:39):
I think that's a bad thing. Tianna's called what are
your thoughts? Tiana.
Speaker 11 (15:42):
I'm going to be married for a year, but I've
been with my partner for the five and never once
have we spoken or even thought about like tracking each other.
Speaker 2 (15:51):
YEA would you would you not do it?
Speaker 9 (15:52):
Why?
Speaker 2 (15:52):
Why would you not do it? Tiana?
Speaker 11 (15:55):
I just think that if I'm tracking my partner, there's
no trust, and if there's no trust, then there's not
much solid foundation to work off.
Speaker 2 (16:04):
There what about the situation on this? So this is
why me and my wife started doing it. So I'm
not sure if your husband is good with his phone,
but a lot of the time I just I just
leave my phone somewhere, or she'd try to call me
or text me and wouldn't know where I am. So
it was great for us that she could just look
on this app and go like, oh, you're at work, great, done,
don't need to try and get onto him. Does that
(16:25):
appeal at all?
Speaker 5 (16:27):
Not really?
Speaker 11 (16:28):
Like my partner's always on the road, you know, like
quoting his a plumber trade, so never I don't know,
I've never felt the need to know exactly where he is.
But we do speak about you know, where are you
working today? Where are you working tomorrow? And I sort
of know it like a gist.
Speaker 1 (16:44):
Ye know, it's the pinpointing it starts to get yeah, yeah, yeah,
thanks Gianna, thanks to call my him spinal and his pillow.
I know some of the people outside were pretty pumped
about this.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
What do you think, Jay, I just don't ever think
that anyone needs to know where I am except for me.
Speaker 8 (17:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Nice, I would never share it, Like, I don't even
think I would probably consider someone that asked me for it.
So there's certainly this word that people would expect it
of you in a relationship. It's instant red flags, isn't it.
Speaker 2 (17:13):
I'd probably laugh, Yeah, he expected.
Speaker 1 (17:16):
Expect is a strong word.
Speaker 2 (17:17):
I need to know where you are.
Speaker 1 (17:19):
And again, this is the reason that the E Safety
Mission's looking into this is because there is obviously very
clear links between tracking someone and having a sense of
increased coercive control over them. So it's not it can
be nasty, no doubt about. They're not you and either
woods where freemen uh junior producer an a list. What
do you think about this? You also have a strong opinion.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
I actually don't mind it, but I think it has
to be done in like a mutually kind of like
respectful capacity. You have to know them for a bit
and you have to trust them, and like it can't
be for the wrong reasons like I don't want you
tracking me same as you You and Woody like I
don't want you tracking me because you want to know,
like what I'm doing at all moments. I want you
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tracking me to know, Hey, she's going to be twenty
minutes late.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
You know I would love to track you. Can we
can we organize that because that'd be good.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
It's a good content.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Can trust me, you.
Speaker 9 (18:08):
Can track me.
Speaker 1 (18:08):
It's fine.
Speaker 6 (18:09):
I'm got no I'm going nowhere.
Speaker 2 (18:10):
Weird, we'll find out on Monday. Let's go to Let's
go to Dana here.
Speaker 1 (18:16):
Nothing.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
I'll be checking all weekend. I've got a life as well.
Speaker 1 (18:19):
Dana. Putting that up is like a widget on our
socials analyst right now. We might cross a few lines there.
That might cross a few.
Speaker 2 (18:27):
Hey, Dana, what are your thoughts on sharing your location
with your partner?
Speaker 4 (18:32):
Well, for us, it's really convenient because like me and
my family, a lot of us do uber and awdash.
So will you share with our partners so that if
anything goes wrong then know how to find us real quickly,
and like we have kids and stuff like that, So
for us, it's a safety thing. People know where we are.
We have like a big family one so that everyone
can find each other if anything goes down and they
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need to rescue.
Speaker 1 (18:54):
I saw it. I actually saw a kid the other
day get off the tram and they were they were
on a FaceTime call to their parents and they met
that but their mum and dad was waiting for them
one hundred meters down the road. So I assumed that
the idea was just as soon as you're walking alone
in the dark, you video call me. Immediately. I imagined
we were saying that when our girls crow up, my
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girl have five or six tags on it.
Speaker 12 (19:16):
At the same time, five or six straw, I reckon,
do I need to give contexts to whom?
Speaker 1 (19:32):
Do you think?
Speaker 2 (19:32):
I don't think, so check with Analyse and oh she's
not here running left? Actually, do you know who Bruce
Willis is?
Speaker 6 (19:42):
Demi Moore's ex husband.
Speaker 2 (19:44):
That's not how he's famous, though.
Speaker 1 (19:45):
Do you know I name a movie name of Bruce Willis?
Movie Analyse, Georgia, you shot that cheating, cheating cheat there
together like pack animal.
Speaker 2 (19:57):
Anyway, Yes, die Hard. So he's like an A grade
action movie star.
Speaker 9 (20:01):
Bruce.
Speaker 2 (20:02):
Well, he was very sick right now, I think yes, No,
I think he is very very sick right now. But
it's been revealed by Bill Murray, who for some I
don't know why Bill Murray is doing the round so
much of the moment he's doing podcasts that he's invested in.
Must be the case. Anyway, he was on Andy Cohen
(20:23):
and he revealed what what Bruce Willis's first job was,
and this really tickled me.
Speaker 1 (20:32):
Bruce Willis was a page at NBC.
Speaker 2 (20:35):
Wow, when I was on Saturday Night Live.
Speaker 6 (20:37):
This job was to come and go to the dressing
rooms and refilled eminem's and pretzels kind of thing in
the actors rooms.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Can you imagine Bruce Willis would walk into trailers, would
walk into rooms and just fill up their eminemstzels, pretzel
It's just such a good image for mine that his
actions are. Start is in there filling up the eminems
and the pretzels got to be one of the worst
jobs ever. I would say like that, if that is
(21:07):
your only job, you just I assume you're standing in
some sort of waiting area with a massive bag of
eminem That's a bad job. I'm sorry. Job after a
day of filling up bowls of Eminems and pretzels, Yeah,
quit you.
Speaker 1 (21:21):
For em and ms and pretzels. Let's start there.
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Well, but maybe he'd get he'd get policed on how
many eminem I think at the end of the day,
now get in here, willis you have.
Speaker 1 (21:31):
Been having some of the eminems and pretzels?
Speaker 13 (21:33):
Have you?
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I just don't think that's for some of the gigs
that people can have at the bottom end, filling up,
filling up Eminem's and pretzels, it's got to be up.
There was a good one, I reckon.
Speaker 2 (21:45):
Why don't we find out how low it gets? Thirteen
one oh six five is the number. Yeah, what's the
worst job you've ever had? And is it worse than
filling up bowls of Eminem's and pretzels? A few for
me to throw into the ring here, Yeah, this is
worse than filling out bowls of m and ms and pretzels.
(22:08):
Once I just had to dig holes on a construction site.
It was my one job. I don't think I was
trusted with any of the actual construction that went on
on the so my my job was digging the holes.
Speaker 1 (22:19):
Weren't even used as well. You were you were just
you were just it was you. It was your girlfriend's
dadd around the building company. So yeah, yeah that is
just keep this for half an hour just.
Speaker 2 (22:30):
Get him out of that. I dug holes for two
weeks straight, and then the owner came to the house
because there were holes for trees. And then the owner
came after two weeks and said, can you move those
holes two centimeters to the right. Oh wow, I just okay,
So I had to start again. We moved, so I
(22:50):
had to fill in holes, then move every whole two centimeters,
and then the trees were touching. And she goes, do
you know what the first position was?
Speaker 1 (22:57):
Really?
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Yeah, yeah, that was a job of mine.
Speaker 11 (22:59):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (22:59):
I also counted votes at the election.
Speaker 1 (23:01):
Oh well, I think see this is I don't think
you should admit this because there's a federal election coming out.
Speaker 2 (23:06):
You think I'm back, bring me back. This is one
of the great redemptions because I was I was sent home.
Speaker 1 (23:11):
But I don't think you're back. I don't at all.
You're bringing the AEC into disrepute. The fact that you
actually got a job with them is disgusted. I think
you threw the I think that you're the reason that
what was it that year Tony Abbot got in I
mean Abbot, Yeah, I think you're the reason that Abbot
got in there.
Speaker 2 (23:25):
I had a couple of I was. I was forgetting
to mark people off the roll. A lot of people
would have got fines, but that was your one job. No,
And then at the end I had to count. But
then when we kept getting the count wrong, the room
figured out that I was the loose link. So then
I was sent home early. So look, I've had some shockers.
Thirteen one oh sixty five.
Speaker 1 (23:42):
The people got fined for not voting because of me.
Speaker 2 (23:46):
I didn't mark them off the roll. I thought I
had to find them on the roll. I was like, yeah,
there's your name, get in there.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
With the worst job she's ever had. D you going yeah,
good D Did you say your name before you spoke?
That was cute?
Speaker 6 (24:00):
I did.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
Actually, what's the worst job you've ever had?
Speaker 7 (24:04):
Weber's job was my first job. I was fourteen and
nine months at a hairdressing salon and I used to
have to My old boss used to smoke at the time,
so back then smoking was allowed inside, so the ashtray
in the back room, I'd have to get cotton wool
and go at the back when she'd dye people's hair.
That's how they actually got the color off the forehead.
So I was the person to go and dip the
(24:25):
cotton wool in the ash and take it out to
her hang on.
Speaker 2 (24:28):
And then she would use that as the cotton mark.
Speaker 1 (24:31):
To take or die.
Speaker 7 (24:33):
Yep, if you're a hairdresser from the eighties nineties, that's
what they used to do.
Speaker 2 (24:37):
That's disgusting. So sec people said that he is totally
good on your day to days, good on your shocking job.
Speaker 1 (24:43):
Everyone can use their name before they come on the show.
That'd be great.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
And sorry, just to update you will Bruce Willis's next
movie after Eminem and Pretzel Filling was first Deadly Sin.
Speaker 1 (24:52):
Yeah, but when there's got to be a gap between
the pretzel filling and the Eminem's.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
How someone the director walked into the thing and just goes,
who is the guy who's feeling the m and ms
and pretzels? Because he's good?
Speaker 1 (25:02):
I am about it. I am reading here that apparently
he did a lot of waiting and bartending. He was
in the hospital industry for a very long time and
consequently is apparently listed frequently by people in hospital as
the best, if not one of the best tippers ever
because because if his service industry and amazing tips, apparently.
Speaker 2 (25:23):
Quite a lot. Apparently his first role, he played a
man entering a diner. So again he obviously I've seen
you walking and feeling us.
Speaker 1 (25:34):
Maddie's called Maddie.
Speaker 2 (25:37):
What was your job, Maddie? Was the shocking job you had?
Speaker 13 (25:39):
Well, it wasn't actually even a job, it was work experience.
Years ago, I went to Channel nine to do make
up and I ended up just taking care of Sonya
Kruger's dog the whole time on set.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
We're to get Kroger on. We're gonna have to get
Kroger on. So Edward.
Speaker 1 (25:57):
Boy went on, maybe a much higher voice than I
thought you'd have.
Speaker 2 (26:02):
Oh, thanks, guys, I've got yeah. No, it's definitely.
Speaker 1 (26:07):
It just seems like you're genuinely chuffed with your life.
Speaker 9 (26:10):
I just clocked off work mates. I'm just in a
good mood. Worst drop I've ever had was in hospitality
ten years ago. I was working at a chicken shop.
That was absolutely disaster. I was sticking my arm about
or five hands worth deep into a bum's chickens bumb
stuff the chicken, shoving it on a metal rod on
a spit. That was probably the absolute worst drop up
I had to have raw chickens all around me.
Speaker 1 (26:32):
So all day you are just you're just in with
a glove in the chicken with a glove, Edwards.
Speaker 9 (26:36):
Yeah, so look it was it was like a Muma
pop shop. So you know, how can I say? Health
and safety was not the so gloves weren't really loft
around but yeah, yeah, So they made a little stuffing
mix in the sink and they'd have all these boxes
of chickens all around me and then I'd have to
grab the individual chickens raw chickens stuff on my hand,
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so my hand was in a chickens bomb all day.
Speaker 2 (27:02):
So six hour day, Edward, are you spending more time
in a chicken or out of a chicken?
Speaker 9 (27:08):
Oh that's a good question.
Speaker 2 (27:10):
Hey, thank you.
Speaker 9 (27:13):
I'll probably be spending about four hours with my hand
in a chickens bomb and
Speaker 4 (27:19):
A lot
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