September 10, 2025 • 41 mins
- Swept off your feet by an accountant
- Gossip with the boys
- Shirts off at pilates
- Same name as a celebrity
- Phone Alone
- Making the boss work right up to his last day
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M Woody podcast, Will Jenna has had a
massive swipe of accounts. I don't know what she's got
against accountants at all, but basically, mate, she was doing
a Vogue cover shoot, which is obviously a big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
She was on the cover of Vogue with Hadid because.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
He did and it's excuse me, and they were doing
they went a questrian chic effectively, so they look like
a couple of cowgirls, and they did, Yeah, it's it's
a look apparently a questrian chic where you you you
look well, you efectively look like you're a horse hand
or a stable hand, a horse hand. Well, you live
(00:46):
on a farm and you're you're off and on horses
and anyway, as part of the Vogue cover shoot, and
Kendall jumped on some horses and they kind of went
for a little bit of a trot around a farm
and did that thing where they're showing vision of them
trotting on horses, and then Kendall said this.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Cowboys, because no woman has ever dreamed about being swept
off her feet by an accountant.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh dig wow, Kendall.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think there'd be a lot of people out there
who would love to be swept off their feet by
an account I just I just don't know where she's
got that information from. So got some accounts to I've
actually got Michael to kick off.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Now, Michael, you're married to an accountant.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I am. Okay, So Kendall's had a big swipe
at accountant's mate.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Is your is your partner male or female?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Female?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Female? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's the most romantic thing she's done for you? Have
you been swept off your feet by your female accountant wife?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
She's actually pretty good.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
She usually organizes all the holidays and things like that.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
I'm a teacher, so she's.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Organizing holidays. Doesn't sound super sexy or romantic. I'm being honest, Michael.
Michael didn't understand the term sweep you off your feet?
Did you get understand the term?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Michael, Well, when you go on holidays and can get
pretty romantic.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Count Oh okay, So she organizes the holiday get away
and sweep you off. Okay, all right, it kind of
does just sound like she does the admin of holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Let's go to Josie here. Josie, you are an accountant.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I am.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
I work in a car dealership.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, amazing, Now, Josie Kendall Jenner. She's of the belief
that accountants can't sweep anyone off their feet. What's the
most romantic thing you've done for someone?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Oh, probably gone on the troops somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
With the just organized another trip.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I mean, accountants admin is not sexy cool jetstuf. Maybe
Kendall's right, THEO, THEO, you're an accountant.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's the sexiest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
THEO probably nothing, to be honest with you, Oh, no,
we're not romantic.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I've got Adrian. We've got Adrian. Surely Adrian can bring
it home here.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I just well, I genuinely thought accountants could be sexy.
I thought we were going to hear some great sexy stories. Adrian,
have you got something for us? What's the sexiest thing
you've done as an accountant?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm taking my wife on a one way holiday.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, it's not sexy. Oh, you're right, Kendall.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Good admin. It sounds very handy on the home front. Apparently.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
According to a new study, gossip can be very good
for your relationship. Really apparently, and this is a a
study unlike one of those Mickey Mouse ones that you
pull from Vietnam Woods. This is from the Journal of
Science and Personal Relationships. This is a legit psychological study
found that in instances of gossip amongst partners, it produced
(04:17):
incredibly high scores for happiness in relationship quality?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Is it because you feel better about your relationship when
you're sort of gossiping about other people and like, look, look,
how look how bad it's going for them?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, do we feel stronger now? Is that the bit?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's one of the things. That's definitely one of the things.
So it affirms to both partners that you're on the
same team when you're talking about other people. So there's
that part of it fostering more communication with you. Gossip
leads to a really you know, juicy conversation, which means
you're talking rather than not talking. I suppose, io, yeah, exactly.
(04:54):
And also it establishes expectations and behaviors within the relationship,
so you kind of like sussing out within your relationship
via the lens of somebody else.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Is that good behavior? Is that bad behavior? Would you
like that? Would you not like that?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Fascinating? It is really really interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So do you gossip with sem? Of course, it's hard
not to like like I know. I mean, I think
she brings most of the content, though, if I'm being honest,
Like when when we have it, it's often just like
she's caught up with the girls and then she's like,
here's a bit for you.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But and then I'm like great, great, great. Then I'm
just like I've got yes, or I will haven't find that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I will be sitting on a piece of gossip that
I didn't realize was gossip, and then sem will find
out through somebody else the gossip and she'll be like
did you know that? And I'll be like, well, yeah,
I knew that Sally was sleeping with Sean. And then
she's like, why didn't that's great goss, Why didn't you
Why didn't you bring that to the table. It would
(05:59):
have been a great chat us. And I feel like
that is the that's the complain of a lot of
women in heterosexual relationships. I mean, I'm looking at button
push tom over here. I'm sure you boys, you bitch
the house.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Down, don't you.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
But but interestingly with guys, because within this study, the
people that were found to be in the happiest relationship
were actually female and female couples who produced the greatest
amount of gossip of course. Yeah, that makes sense. Yes,
so women know how to gossip. I mean we saw
it on the show Sex and the City. The whole
show was literally built around you know, those lunches needs
(06:36):
to have set down and just spill the tea.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And I mean that made the show very.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Watchable, very successful. I'm not I would like to try
and buck the stereotype here.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You want to train, you want to get better at gospel. Well,
I mean the producers who are.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All female, now that Captain poop Pants is not here,
we're getting were surrounded.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Woods were surrounded.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They're out there gossiping, right they are. They turn us
down and they started.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So I think we can gossip. I think we can
lift our game.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, and I'd like to prove on behalf of some
men that we can gossip.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I contribute when when Mim brings the content, I've got thoughts,
your thoughts of crap, Nah, Manna.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They are they're a bit crap you Yeah, they's like, no,
You've got these quirky things like have you ever thought
to yourself, what if they were on the moon and.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You're like, what do you you know?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You know question you're on the bit more, mate, you're
a tangent.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I can tangent? Yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's good chat, though, isn't this whole bit about talking
more with your partner? No, you got to turn until
the cows come home.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, you've got to stay on the bit and you
got to like you make it spicy and well, okay,
what oh my god, what if it was happening before
we knew?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And did you see the way that he looked?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know, like I just follow question. What have we
got some girls to call right now? I'm thirteen one
oh sixty five, and I don't know if this is
too spicy, but like, is there any goss in your life?
Or maybe just bring up some some level of gossip
that was from ages ago?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Does it doesn't need to be hot, just in case
you don't want to share gossip.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
On radio, bring up some great goss that you had
in your life, like years ago, maybe even from high school.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh yeah, that was a great rumor about you in
high school.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So so you call an old gossip and then and
then we'll just we'll just see if we can sex
and the city with you. Yeah, yes, I'm Samanthah obviously
and we'll just see if we all Samantha. Yeah, checks
out with that rumor about you right well, strong and
independent anyway, So yeah, bring the goss lunch on Sex
(08:41):
and the City.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I think we'll prove that we can keep the ball
in the air. So we're just going to try and
gossip with some some women. Ball in the air. Yeah,
what's more than that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's keeping the ball in the air, and it's it's
spicing the ball up.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So right now we will to go to gossip boot camp.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Will so we want to join you guys for a
Sex and the City lunch, which is apparently where the.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Girls on Sex and You were doing. I'm Samantha, You're
you're Miranda, no doubt, I am not Miranda. You do
I am not Miranda. Can get off it?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, you just call yourself the hottest one and I'm on.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
My lunge between Charlotte and Samantha.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You know, don't touch Charlotte. You're mound Charlotte. You're mound
Charlotte Vanilla. No, I'm Sarah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm the star.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I know I'm a rider. I'm a bit of a bitch.
Like come clearly, Carrie, let's.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Let's gossip call me carry and well gossip okay, Carry,
let's gossip. Okay, So Sarah, you just you bring a
little bit of gossip here, and our goal is to
just kind of like ask the right follow up questions
and keep the gossip ball in the air. So hit
us with your guys, Sarah.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Okay. So, a lady that I know from high school,
she had a baby with her ex partner. When that partner, yes,
so they broke up and when the child was about
six months old, she got a new partner, and then
shortly after that relationship started, she found out she was pregnant,
(10:14):
and unfortunately that relationship had ended, and now she has
another partner, right my god?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, sorry, slow down. What's the goss there?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
The goss is that she's got two or three different
baby daddy.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Have I missed a bit? What's the bit? She's got
pregnant a couple of times.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Right, yep, Yes, two different baby daddies, all within a
two year period, and now she's got a third baby daddy.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, and I think power to her. I think she's
doing an amazing job. Sure, it's an incredible mother.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What's that? A lot of organizing?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah? Right, I don't think that that's all that, like,
you know, has nice in school?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Was she nice in school?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
She's an amazing person. She's such a great mum.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And she's still she's still with the third guy. Is
she still with the third guy currently?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And he is Is he parenting all three of the children?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Are the two other guys in the kid's life? That's
a good question.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, any of them?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And is that a bit nasty?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Not nasty but just not involved?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Okay? And which one is the best kid? Does he?
Does he prefer his own child more than the others?
Speaker 7 (11:36):
No? No, no, no, definitely not. So he's he's great
with all of the kids. So, yeah, she's very lucky
in that.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
A bitch?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What a bitch?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Why is she a bitch? I don't know. I'm trying
to the gossipthing. Man, She's just been a good mother.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I thanks Sarah, Hey, sorry Sarah. Before we go one
sort of thing, you say, like what a bitch when
they're being a bitch, but being a bitch, she has
just being you know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Exactly exploring with Julia Roberts, hearing normal and then you know,
and then I tried to add some spice to it.
I got frowned upon. Isn't gossip, you know? Sorry, Sarah,
I'm from the hip calling people bitches.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I carry carry that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Sorry, I didn't realize se.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
See Alex story about a bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Go on?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Right.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
So when I was seventeen, I worked at this hotel
as like a chef, and there was this other chef there.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
He was like thirty dog.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And we got was he hard? Did he have a
big package?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
He was at ranger so against.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Next to me.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
She just gave me a health because.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Hey, there's a I wouldn't go. Georgia as the owner
of a.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Core Plastic Polarates studio, and she's got a pretty fascinating review,
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Anyways, it is.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
The review says something along the lines of men are
required to wear shirts in a gym, so they should
be required to wear shirts in a Polarate studio. Other
local studios in the area have a street shirt on policy,
which I'd never heard of. On one hand, we've worked
so hard to create this culture where people feel comfortable
(13:44):
and confident to wear whatever they like. No one's looking
at you, They're looking at themselves in the mirror. To
break the mold that guys just come with their girlfriends
to pilates. I think as well, we've created this safe
space for women to feel comfortable and confident to be
in there crop tops. Is this crossing a line and
making them feel less comfortable?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It is interesting, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean, as a guy, I don't really like guys
working out with their shirts off around me.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't know. I don't know what that is. Where
where do you find that idle? A bit of yoga
and their shirts off at yoga? Yes? Really? Is it
hot yoga? Do you do?
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Just a standard yoga and d is often one dude
a class jacks to show.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Now, look, honestly, at the end of the day, do
what you want to do. I don't know, to make
you uncomfortable? What does it make you uncomp What about
what Georgia said from core Plus?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Are you supposed to focus on yourself and not, you know,
kind of block them out?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, let's ask Georgia herself.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She joins us right now, Georgia Craig from Corplus Plarti's
studio Collingwood and Fitzroy North.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Heye, Georgia, hello, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So, I mean the obviously we're two guys talking about this.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I you know, I'm talking about being off put from
the meditation side of a yogurt sense, but you mentioned
something I think it is probably far more important because,
let's be honest, Pilarates is a largely female based program,
or certainly I imagine most of your members or customers are.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is that a concern for you?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I mean, as you said in the audio just then,
like you're trying to create a safe space for women
to be in their crop tops, for guys to be
with their rigs out while they're on the reformer.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
I was blown away by the comments in the video
because I definitely saw both sides. I think I don't
want to discourage men if they're hot and sweaty. It's
really hot in that room, you know, it's like thirty
five to thirty eight degrees. Then sure, it's definitely more
comfortable with the top off. But at the same time,
is it distracting is it intimidating? I definitely, I definitely
(15:37):
do re see both sides. For the comments, I would
say we're ninety five percent leaning towards shirt on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So how many guys Georgia would you say are taking
their tops off.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So let's I'll give you a numbers. Let's say, if
there's five guys.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
In your class, how many of them do you expect
to at some point remove their top?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Oh, it would be a very very small number.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And would you say that it's a start of the
class decision, because that, for me kind of shows me
that they fully intended to get there, whereas if they
did it fifteen minutes in, it's almost like you got
uncomfortable you took your top off.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Maybe that's a little bit more understanding.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Do you see about I definitely get it's the ego,
isn't it. I like to think we've got a pretty,
you know, low ego memph day, I would say it's
for the for the temperature control and later in class.
But I mean, you're dealing with the public. You get it.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
All, get it all, you get it all.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
So again, I'll talk you about in the yoga studios,
you always know which dudes are going to take the
top off a because they're genuinely speaking, tall and ripped, okay,
which makes you think it's showy.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Also, they set up, they set up.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
At the front of the class and then they lay
a towel down over their mat because they know they're
going to sweat so much when they take their shirt off.
So it's just exactly you said. You're like you know
that it's coming.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
Well, some of the comments were saying that shirts should
be onto control and contain this.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Way, because I was going to say, like one of
those machines, I'd be almost just carrying that kerosene and
just throwing a torch on it Georgia.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
Yeah, broth, and he sweats flying on your mat.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Even the temperature argument, You're right, there are some dry
hit singlants out there. Like to steal a frase from
Ned Flanders, you feel like you're wearing nothing at all.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It does wick the sweat.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Which the sweat That is very technical language. I think
one of the comments was quite funny. It was like
I would rather a shirt off that bad body of
it any day. So it's like pick your battles as well.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You made a really interesting comment about the only men
going to Polarti studios with their partners. The only time
I've done pilarates is with sim That's that's for sure.
If she took me to put to a polarate studio
which was all women and I went in with her
the only guy, and halfway through it took my shirt off.
You think you'd love it, like i'd be walking gestured thing.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
As well, like you know the guys single or you
know the.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Guys right, I think, I mean it could be a
bit of a power move. I will say, there's definitely
been a change, and I love it. We've got so
many guys who come by themselves, you know, whether they've
been sent by a physio and then fallen in the routine,
or whether they've been dragged along from you know, with
their partner to start. But there definitely is a change.
(18:22):
I would say maybe twenty percent of our classes of
guys now, okay, yeah, so it's definitely a good like
a welcome, safe space for men to come. I really
don't want to chew anyone. We're not judgmental, promise. Looking
at the feedback on the comments, it was pretty overwhelmingly
shirt Tom.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
If you set up a class, you say, to tell
you what guys you can come down and polarates and
you can take your shirt off to class, top off class,
but the class is only straight men.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Yeah that's a good socialist Well.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's a good idea, but I guarantee you right now.
Tell me no one in that.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Class, they were all a bit too shy.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Will be empty. It will be empty. No, it won't
be shy. There's just there's no one to show off to.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's bad for business, very bad for business. But you'll
be making a very good point.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, exactly, we won't be there, thanks Georgia. My mate
Katy Perry is taken on Katy Perry and very confusing,
very confusing.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I will I will explain why.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
So there's a fashion designer in Sydney called Katy Perry, right,
and there's obviously.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
The singer. The singer, yeah, yeah, kissed the boy and
she liked it.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
An astronaut nott and cold, an astronaut it's not for
you astronauts slash singer.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, So this happened sixteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Why are we talking about So it's a very fair question.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
So she launched in two thousand and nine. Yeah, Katy Perry.
Oh god, I was gonna say suit Katie Perry. But yeah,
which who was the sewer and who's the seuey?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
So okay, So so it's actually really confusing. So in
two thousand and nine is when the first was launching
two thousand nine over a trade I was gonna say,
held by Katy Perry, a trademark held boy Katy Perry. Okay,
so Katy Perry the fashion designer, Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
launches a string of action in two thousand and nine,
(20:29):
huh okay against Katy Perry, the singer for for selling clothes.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
So she's like, you're selling clothes and stuff. It's like merch.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, yes, because her trademark is Katy Perry and she's
saying you're trading off.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
There's confusion there, so I'm sorry, but it's just similar.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I don't think that anyone was buying Katy Perry merch
thinking that they were buying Katie Perry design glow. Well,
no offense of course to the designer, Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's been a very long time anything to do with
trademark law.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But mayically that the idea is that Katie Perry the
fashion designer is losing money because people are look like
confused when they're buying Katy Perry merch. I get when
they claim they're trying to buy Katy Perry the fashion designer.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, I get what she's claiming then, but I where
are we at with the courts on it?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like, what did they decide?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
So in so a few years ago this went to
the federal court, right, and they actually they found for
Katie Perry.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Keep doing that.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
They found they found they found for the singer, which
means so they found singing one she won, okay, and
that was because Katie Perry the singer had her name
as Katie Perry in changed. So her real name is
Catherine Elizabeth Hudson Hudson, and she changed her name to
Katy Perry the Moniker in two thousand and two, which
(21:57):
was five years before Dy Perry the fashion designer started
Katy Perry the Clothes. Okay, great, okay, And basically that
came down to the fact that Katy Perry the fashion
designer then basically had to appeal that decision, otherwise her
trademark would be canceled.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Oh so she wouldn't be able to sell clothes under
the K Perry. And then Katy.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Perry count Katy Perry the singer counter claims and says, well,
now people are buying your Katy Perry clothes because I'm
losing money because they think they gating Berry Katy Perry merchandise.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, that makes it. That makes more. Yeah, it goes
both ways. Is it is a bit of a David
vegal Ethe story. I do feel I feel a little
bit sorry for I was going to say, but the
designer threw the first rock. That's what I find out.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I think it would be David Veglith if Katie Perry
the singer was suing the designer. It feels strange that
the designer went at Katie Perry the singer.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yes, and then was that the singer had no issue
to be every honest with you would I could have
that wrong? Now what I want to do after all
of that, we could be wrong?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So that with a big brain of sold everyone. Look,
I just don't know. Takes me a while to figure out.
It's both confusing anyone who's ever read.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I've read this thing five times, it's really hard to tell. Obviously,
it's the same names, really, and they keep they're doing
little things like, oh, the designer and the singer. But
you know, then your three hundred words in you've lost
who was who? Anyway, it's it's concord cases are hard
enough to read about as they are, yes, you know,
without their names being exactly the same anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Imagine the poor judge during the case. Oh Katie Perry,
please start, not you the other one. Yeah, I think
it's been an I think everyone once is over.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
With Yeah, for lots of reason, including me right now.
I would actually like to know you're probably not suing
the celebrity, but have you got the same name as
a very famous person on thirteen one six.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Five, even if they got famous after you had that name? Yeah,
like ruined your name for you exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I mean we were famously talking on our new podcast.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
We'll get to that about the fact that your mum
has the same name as Niall Horan's.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Ex girlfriend, which seems small. It was a nightmare for mum.
She got she got buried on Google.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Mum has a small business, and all of a sudden
there were just photos of a young woman, nothing to
do with a.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Great pediatric dietician.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But when you search for Melissa whitelaw boom berries, which
is very confusing. There's a guy in the States whose
name is Mark Zuckerberg, not the Mark Zuckerberg, You're kidding.
And this guy just wanted to make a Facebook profile,
but Facebook kept canceling it for him.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's pretty say.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Sorry, mate, we know what you're trying to do here,
and he was like, no, no, I just want to
talk to my grandkids anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Five, have you got the.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Same name as a very famous person. I'd love to
hear those calls. I just love to hear how difficult
that was for you, because people's difficulties somehow makes me smile.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Guys the same name as very famous person, I don't.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
But my son does.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
And we didn't realize that when we were picking. We're
just kind of picking names, and then we set it
together and we were like, oh, so my son's name
is Owen Wilson.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Wow. Sorry, so obviously, how old is your son?
Speaker 9 (25:17):
I escaped the wow.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I can't How old is your son, Shelby?
Speaker 13 (25:22):
He's seven?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
So how I'm just I'm so because Owen Wilson was
very big seven years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
He was very famous and sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Woods and I have discussion frequently because we're both considering kids'
names at the moment. So it's just we often discuss
the disaster that is your son's name, as in, like,
how do people fall into this?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like surely you threw that around first name surname.
Speaker 13 (25:47):
Well, my partner said that he got to pick the
name of our son because I picked the name of
our first son. So he goes, you can choose between
Owen and Oscar, and I was like, well, I don't
like Oscar. I'm going to pick Owen. And I was
like Owen Wilson.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
And then I'm like, oh no, right, But so at
that point, surely you embrace Oscar.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I couldn't do it fair enough Wilson in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Why not Let's go.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, think of the children and that is and she'll
be saying she couldn't do it every single role.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Call Wow, Wow, Wilson's wow. It's gonna follow him.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Let's got to Rob here, Rob, you have a famous name,
I do.
Speaker 13 (26:36):
Patterson is my last name, So Rob Patterson.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Oh Twilight, I mean again, I mean you were sexy man, Rob.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
I like to think I am.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Checks out. Then Rob use ther name checks out because
they're big shoes to veil.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
So how devastating was it for you when Twilight came out?
You don't have to say your age, Rob, but I
assume you were like, like maybe over eighteen when Twilight
came out.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
I was probably close to eighteen when Twilight came out.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, okay, So what did that do for you?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Because, like, Rob Pattinson's not really well known before Twilight,
all of a sudden he's the biggest thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
How did your life change along with the real Rob Pattinson.
Speaker 11 (27:18):
I had to specify the spelling of my last name
a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Of course. And did you get a lot of grief?
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Was there a lot of people coming up to you
telling you there were Team Jacob.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Or a few See, I didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
I never watched Twilight or anything.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
So as soon as I said it just went straight
over my head and went yeah, yeah, sure mate, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, he's pretty serious.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Now these days there are pats like he's an antifer,
he's an actor's actor.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh gone from a vampire into it.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Very serious. He's unreal. He's as good as it gets.
I love Rob Pattinson. Yeah, I mean he was Batman.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
He's Batman.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, let's go to and I've said he was Batman,
and I've said let's go to Laura.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Once you make Batman, you've Telly Wood. He was as
far as he was Batman, You're like.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, apart from athlete. It was pretty when he's done it,
and it was there was top of Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
When when you was Batman, it was like you're You're
King Dick, He's Batman, You're the best.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
His Batman had nipples. I thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
That.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Had a homo erotic Batman nipples. I didn't know that. Yeah,
that's wild.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
You notice that.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Let's go to Laura see them.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You can't who would have designed the batsuit with nipples?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Remember? Probably a very gay man. No, I mean like
in the in like the telling me, the guy who's
making the Batman suit is not he's not homosexual with
the belly button. That movie is very homo erotic.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Actually, now I think about it, like the masks and Robin.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, let's go just Robin Robin. Laura, your partner has
the same name as someone famous.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
He does so when he was born he was named
after someone out of the Bible, but his parents didn't
realize as an adult that Polly wasn't the best choice
of names.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
So what was the name there?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
John Holmes?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Who's John Holmes?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
So he is a.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I know we're an audio medium, and maybe this isn't
worth bringing up, but I think it's worth mentioning that
Will is taking this game so seriously today that he
has actually decided to get rid of one of his senses.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
He has a blindfold on so he can focus so intently.
I have a migraine. Now this is good, mate.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
This is like that scene in Dodgeball when Peter Lafleur
puts on the blindfold he tries to dodge a dodgeball.
If you don't get that reference, go much dodgeball. Any Hey, Will,
who's their first caller?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's okay, mate. Have we got Mandy here? Who's called
on thirty? Cheap? That was a cheap shot.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We are playing phone alone where you guys are convincing
that you're in the car with someone else, and then
we decide it's someone else actually there.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
We're just putting on a voye Mandy. Who are you
in the car with with my daughter?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Guards?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Your daughter is called guys.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
No, no, cats?
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Is her name Cass?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
How old your daughter? Cass? Twenty five? Okay? Could you
throw Cass on the phone? Please?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Hey? Will? The money? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Cass? So where are you and your mom? Off to? Cass?
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Mom's getting her hair done and I'm just going with
her sounds a.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Lot like, Okay, what did mum get done? Describe her
hair to us?
Speaker 9 (30:52):
No, we're now worrying now she hasn't had it done yet.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Sorry, sorry, yeah, I think it's going to be game over.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Many It's been good. Good try just you, isn't it, Mandy?
It is just try enjoy your hands trying. Let's go
to Lucy here. Hi, Lucy, Hey, how are you good? Lucy?
Who are you in the car with.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
I'm in the car with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
What's his name?
Speaker 9 (31:21):
His name's Diaz Diaz?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, yes, okay, check Diaz on the phone. Please, yes, alright, boys,
Diez tell us to tell us about the first date
that you took Lucy on Diaz.
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Oh, well, it wasn't a much much of a first date,
you know. I just picked her up and at a pub,
so you know, things led from one to the other,
and you know, I just whatever you think happened happened.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
What what attracted you to Lucy Diaz?
Speaker 8 (31:58):
Oh she's a bit of a nice girl, so you know.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, okay, just you as well, good Trime. Are you alone, Lucy?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, no, no, no I'm not alone.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah you can drop that. Is you alone? Isn't it.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Lucy just confirmed for us. Lucy, You've got to drop it.
We we know it's you.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, come on, guys, I.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Gotta beat you.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
We beat youanship exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You gotta lose, well you win.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well it's got Jenny here, by the way, you guys embarrassing.
She was so embarrassed when she was alone in the
garden made up the boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Jenny. Who are you in the garage?
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Yeah, I'm in the car with my daughter at the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
What's her name?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Eleanor?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Eleanor? Okay? Can you throw Eleanor on the phone?
Speaker 13 (33:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Sure, I was gonna say, hi.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hi Ellen, Eleanor. How old are you?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Uh? Nine?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You're nine? Okay? And what did you let at school today? Mats?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
And oh?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Sorry, is that Jenny or is it Eleanor? I'm confused
on Jenny. We're talking to Eleanor right now, aren't we?
Speaker 9 (33:34):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Say that again?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
So are we? Can we talk to Eleanor again?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Yeah, sure, I'll do a second.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It is our executive producer, Captain Poop Beenz's last week
on this radio show. He will be departing on Friday,
and this is usually the time where I'd get him
to have a comment about that, but I can't do
that will because he decided to have the day after that,
and we've done some digg in there.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
He's gone out for a long lunch, Josey lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, he's on a boozy lunch, which which no doubt
he is currently on. And I would say he's going
to be in a very good area, considering.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
It is quite late in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
We just thought, giving it as his last week, we
decided a couple of days ago that we were just
going to make him do a chore for us every
single day. So Monday we made him be the American
correspondent at the VMA's for us.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Here's that that went.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
I mean, she's just the hardest thing around right now.
And he looked in a very okay way.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Was great, I tell you.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Who did not look good was Power kild.
Speaker 13 (34:50):
Carpenter.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Have I mentioned her?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
She's good?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Ricky Martin? Am I right?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Are saying that you've got Ricky down there with you?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
You know you're int.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
So almost got him canceled on Monday.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Then yesterday we forced him to write a song parody
for us about how much he's going to miss us
when he leaves the show on Friday.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Here's how that one.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
So I've left the show now and gone into the night.
The things I've seen off here would give us all
the fright. It may be over, oh God, but you
won't stopped there. I'm always here for you, but I
don't think you care.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
So good, so good, bad, horrific, really awful and a
real laugh at him moment, which is exactly what this
week is supposed to be about.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
So, knowing that he was going to have the day
off today, we kind of tweaked a little bit. This
wasn't so much a chore as it was just a
prank idea that we had. So we called our boss
and we said to him, listen, I'm sure you're across this,
but Captain poop pens he's having the day off today and.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
If he wasn't across it, that would have been even
more of his ditch up. But no, yeah, good news
is he was across it.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
This isn't like a full stitch up on first of all,
he's taking the day off.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Him out. It was across the fact that he was
having the day off. I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
By the way, he may not have known he was
having a boozy lunch. I don't think he knew that
part of it anyway. With all that in mind, we
said to him, is there any chance you can call
him while he's at his boozy lunch and effectively tell
him that he actually has to work next week as well,
and then just make him squirm as much as possible.
So this call was made a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We haven't heard this yet, so we're excited to get
the pleasure of listening to it with you guys here
it is Sorry.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Cory you I know it's your Dane Lou.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Nice, thank you.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
Have you got Have you got a couple of minutes?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:59):
So you're finished day you entered in for this Friday?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Right?
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Okay, so payroll have come back. They've done the audit
process and they've noticed that over two Christmases you haven't
put in and you'll leave. I guess you've got two choices,
which is you will owe us money, right, or we
extend your your notice in terms of your finished day
isn't Friday, It's in two weeks time. Okay, hilarious, But
(37:31):
I mean you can come and work for two weeks
instead and keep the money.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, what would I be doing like this current job?
Because that, mate, what is rong?
Speaker 11 (37:44):
Why do you not You're really off your current job,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, it just doesn't make anything.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It doesn't make any sense for me to be like, actually,
like I'm back.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
For two weeks like that. That's very silly to me.
Speaker 11 (37:59):
What's got on?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Now's gone on?
Speaker 11 (38:02):
Have you and Will had a bust?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Absolutely not, is it? Woody? No, no one, no no.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I'm not leaving on bad terms, and I don't want
to leave very quickly.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
I can just put a note out saying typical Ed's
crapper admin and he hasn't done it right and he's
got to pay the consequences. You know what. He could
actually deliver a really good message to everyone else in
the business that you've got to do your admin right. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:29):
I don't necessarily want to be part of that message.
Speaker 11 (38:34):
I mean, I'd love you to stay on for another
two weeks, and I'm sure the boys I've already booked
in some stuff for these next couple of weeks that
I can't move.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Unfortunately, You're a.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
Sneaky one, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Sneak at all. I thought, we're all working towards this day.
This is an absolute stitcher. You can.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
This is a ridiculous call that you know that you
shouldn't be making.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
You've got better things to do. What are you going
to do? Do you want to have? Sometimes?
Speaker 13 (39:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Let me the money back? Wow? What has will? And
Woody dubbed you you nothing mate, nothing nothing? Why do
you need me? Why do you need me? For two weeks?
Speaker 11 (39:14):
So you don't have to give me the money back?
I appreciate you want to leave, you know, with all
the money in your pocket. I do. Okay, So we'll
just extend by two weeks and have you finished date
two weeks Friday?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
What is going on?
Speaker 11 (39:29):
What are you going to do with that money?
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Well?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'd like to spend it on some nice wine, to
be honest.
Speaker 11 (39:35):
So two weeks so you one two? So that's the
twenty sixth, and that's an AFL Grand Final public holiday,
so technically you'll get one day. Well, the show's on.
It's not a it's a national show, so you'll have
to work that one as well.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Something's not quite clicking here.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
I can't kick you out of this one, so good jeez.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
You did that well w jesz DV did that well, So.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
The funny thing about is as well as so that
call was made like what three hours ago, three and
a half hours ago, So it's still thinks he owes
the company money, and he's probably angry, and maybe all
of his anger.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
And guilty is in the last ten glasses of wine.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I would say, probably should give him a call.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
WHOI Hi, Hi, Hi Hi, Yet.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
You are perfect.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
We heard a little whisper that you're going to be
continuing your work here for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
You you may have heard that, and you you might
have heard after that, quite a swift rebuke of that
very lovely proposition.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
What's so bad about sticking on the show for a
couple of weeks?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Po? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (40:51):
As I said, as I said in the call, Absolutely nothing.
It's just that I've booked in a couple of lovely
little little little chaunt one of those.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Nds, like you're on one of those jawnts right now,
my friends?
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Ye, Well, have I talked you? Have I talked to
you about the twenty seventeen toll puddle that I'm currently
at the Peno And last the colde God get.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Him out all right. Well, the good news is that
was just a teacher. dB was in on it. That
was a prank.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You don't have to come back to work next week,
and you don't owe the company any money.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
I was about to I was about to say to
him that, and I my professional judgment got in the way.
I was about to say, you can pry that money
from my cold dead hands, because there is absolutely no
way I'm coming back, and then you would be inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
And then you put that money straight towards a tool puddle.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yes, now you're getting it, Woody.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
She is good work
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Tomorrow maybe maybe,
The Will M Woody podcast, Will Jenna has had a
massive swipe of accounts. I don't know what she's got
against accountants at all, but basically, mate, she was doing
a Vogue cover shoot, which is obviously a big deal.
Speaker 2 (00:20):
She was on the cover of Vogue with Hadid because.
Speaker 1 (00:25):
He did and it's excuse me, and they were doing
they went a questrian chic effectively, so they look like
a couple of cowgirls, and they did, Yeah, it's it's
a look apparently a questrian chic where you you you
look well, you efectively look like you're a horse hand
or a stable hand, a horse hand. Well, you live
(00:46):
on a farm and you're you're off and on horses
and anyway, as part of the Vogue cover shoot, and
Kendall jumped on some horses and they kind of went
for a little bit of a trot around a farm
and did that thing where they're showing vision of them
trotting on horses, and then Kendall said this.
Speaker 3 (01:06):
Cowboys, because no woman has ever dreamed about being swept
off her feet by an accountant.
Speaker 2 (01:17):
Oh dig wow, Kendall.
Speaker 1 (01:19):
I think there'd be a lot of people out there
who would love to be swept off their feet by
an account I just I just don't know where she's
got that information from. So got some accounts to I've
actually got Michael to kick off.
Speaker 2 (01:33):
Now, Michael, you're married to an accountant.
Speaker 1 (01:36):
Yeah, I am. Okay, So Kendall's had a big swipe
at accountant's mate.
Speaker 2 (01:41):
Is your is your partner male or female?
Speaker 4 (01:44):
Female?
Speaker 2 (01:45):
Female? Okay?
Speaker 1 (01:46):
What's the most romantic thing she's done for you? Have
you been swept off your feet by your female accountant wife?
Speaker 5 (01:53):
She's actually pretty good.
Speaker 6 (01:55):
She usually organizes all the holidays and things like that.
Speaker 7 (01:59):
I'm a teacher, so she's.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Organizing holidays. Doesn't sound super sexy or romantic. I'm being honest, Michael.
Michael didn't understand the term sweep you off your feet?
Did you get understand the term?
Speaker 5 (02:11):
Michael, Well, when you go on holidays and can get
pretty romantic.
Speaker 1 (02:16):
Count Oh okay, So she organizes the holiday get away
and sweep you off. Okay, all right, it kind of
does just sound like she does the admin of holidays.
Speaker 2 (02:28):
Let's go to Josie here. Josie, you are an accountant.
Speaker 4 (02:31):
I am.
Speaker 8 (02:32):
I work in a car dealership.
Speaker 1 (02:34):
Okay, amazing, Now, Josie Kendall Jenner. She's of the belief
that accountants can't sweep anyone off their feet. What's the
most romantic thing you've done for someone?
Speaker 6 (02:45):
Oh, probably gone on the troops somewhere.
Speaker 2 (02:49):
With the just organized another trip.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
I mean, accountants admin is not sexy cool jetstuf. Maybe
Kendall's right, THEO, THEO, you're an accountant.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
What's the sexiest thing you've ever done?
Speaker 5 (03:05):
THEO probably nothing, to be honest with you, Oh, no,
we're not romantic.
Speaker 2 (03:15):
I've got Adrian. We've got Adrian. Surely Adrian can bring
it home here.
Speaker 1 (03:18):
I just well, I genuinely thought accountants could be sexy.
I thought we were going to hear some great sexy stories. Adrian,
have you got something for us? What's the sexiest thing
you've done as an accountant?
Speaker 5 (03:31):
I'm taking my wife on a one way holiday.
Speaker 2 (03:33):
Well, it's not sexy. Oh, you're right, Kendall.
Speaker 6 (03:42):
Sounds like.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
Good admin. It sounds very handy on the home front. Apparently.
Speaker 3 (03:52):
According to a new study, gossip can be very good
for your relationship. Really apparently, and this is a a
study unlike one of those Mickey Mouse ones that you
pull from Vietnam Woods. This is from the Journal of
Science and Personal Relationships. This is a legit psychological study
found that in instances of gossip amongst partners, it produced
(04:17):
incredibly high scores for happiness in relationship quality?
Speaker 1 (04:21):
Is it because you feel better about your relationship when
you're sort of gossiping about other people and like, look, look,
how look how bad it's going for them?
Speaker 2 (04:30):
Like, do we feel stronger now? Is that the bit?
Speaker 3 (04:32):
That's one of the things. That's definitely one of the things.
So it affirms to both partners that you're on the
same team when you're talking about other people. So there's
that part of it fostering more communication with you. Gossip
leads to a really you know, juicy conversation, which means
you're talking rather than not talking. I suppose, io, yeah, exactly.
(04:54):
And also it establishes expectations and behaviors within the relationship,
so you kind of like sussing out within your relationship
via the lens of somebody else.
Speaker 2 (05:06):
Is that good behavior? Is that bad behavior? Would you
like that? Would you not like that?
Speaker 4 (05:10):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (05:10):
Fascinating? It is really really interesting.
Speaker 1 (05:12):
So do you gossip with sem? Of course, it's hard
not to like like I know. I mean, I think
she brings most of the content, though, if I'm being honest,
Like when when we have it, it's often just like
she's caught up with the girls and then she's like,
here's a bit for you.
Speaker 2 (05:31):
But and then I'm like great, great, great. Then I'm
just like I've got yes, or I will haven't find that.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
I will be sitting on a piece of gossip that
I didn't realize was gossip, and then sem will find
out through somebody else the gossip and she'll be like
did you know that? And I'll be like, well, yeah,
I knew that Sally was sleeping with Sean. And then
she's like, why didn't that's great goss, Why didn't you
Why didn't you bring that to the table. It would
(05:59):
have been a great chat us. And I feel like
that is the that's the complain of a lot of
women in heterosexual relationships. I mean, I'm looking at button
push tom over here. I'm sure you boys, you bitch
the house.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Down, don't you.
Speaker 3 (06:12):
But but interestingly with guys, because within this study, the
people that were found to be in the happiest relationship
were actually female and female couples who produced the greatest
amount of gossip of course. Yeah, that makes sense. Yes,
so women know how to gossip. I mean we saw
it on the show Sex and the City. The whole
show was literally built around you know, those lunches needs
(06:36):
to have set down and just spill the tea.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
And I mean that made the show very.
Speaker 3 (06:42):
Watchable, very successful. I'm not I would like to try
and buck the stereotype here.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
You want to train, you want to get better at gospel. Well,
I mean the producers who are.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
All female, now that Captain poop Pants is not here,
we're getting were surrounded.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Woods were surrounded.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
They're out there gossiping, right they are. They turn us
down and they started.
Speaker 2 (07:05):
Very good.
Speaker 3 (07:06):
So I think we can gossip. I think we can
lift our game.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Yeah, and I'd like to prove on behalf of some
men that we can gossip.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (07:13):
I contribute when when Mim brings the content, I've got thoughts,
your thoughts of crap, Nah, Manna.
Speaker 3 (07:19):
They are they're a bit crap you Yeah, they's like, no,
You've got these quirky things like have you ever thought
to yourself, what if they were on the moon and.
Speaker 2 (07:27):
You're like, what do you you know?
Speaker 3 (07:29):
You know question you're on the bit more, mate, you're
a tangent.
Speaker 2 (07:34):
I can tangent? Yeah, I can.
Speaker 1 (07:35):
That's good chat, though, isn't this whole bit about talking
more with your partner? No, you got to turn until
the cows come home.
Speaker 3 (07:40):
No, you've got to stay on the bit and you
got to like you make it spicy and well, okay,
what oh my god, what if it was happening before
we knew?
Speaker 2 (07:46):
And did you see the way that he looked?
Speaker 1 (07:48):
You know, like I just follow question. What have we
got some girls to call right now? I'm thirteen one
oh sixty five, and I don't know if this is
too spicy, but like, is there any goss in your life?
Or maybe just bring up some some level of gossip
that was from ages ago?
Speaker 2 (08:04):
Does it doesn't need to be hot, just in case
you don't want to share gossip.
Speaker 1 (08:09):
On radio, bring up some great goss that you had
in your life, like years ago, maybe even from high school.
Speaker 2 (08:15):
Oh yeah, that was a great rumor about you in
high school.
Speaker 1 (08:20):
So so you call an old gossip and then and
then we'll just we'll just see if we can sex
and the city with you. Yeah, yes, I'm Samanthah obviously
and we'll just see if we all Samantha. Yeah, checks
out with that rumor about you right well, strong and
independent anyway, So yeah, bring the goss lunch on Sex
(08:41):
and the City.
Speaker 2 (08:42):
I think we'll prove that we can keep the ball
in the air. So we're just going to try and
gossip with some some women. Ball in the air. Yeah,
what's more than that.
Speaker 3 (08:50):
It's keeping the ball in the air, and it's it's
spicing the ball up.
Speaker 2 (08:53):
So right now we will to go to gossip boot camp.
Speaker 1 (08:58):
Will so we want to join you guys for a
Sex and the City lunch, which is apparently where the.
Speaker 2 (09:04):
Girls on Sex and You were doing. I'm Samantha, You're
you're Miranda, no doubt, I am not Miranda. You do
I am not Miranda. Can get off it?
Speaker 3 (09:15):
Well, you just call yourself the hottest one and I'm on.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
My lunge between Charlotte and Samantha.
Speaker 3 (09:20):
You know, don't touch Charlotte. You're mound Charlotte. You're mound
Charlotte Vanilla. No, I'm Sarah.
Speaker 2 (09:28):
I'm the star.
Speaker 3 (09:30):
I know I'm a rider. I'm a bit of a bitch.
Like come clearly, Carrie, let's.
Speaker 1 (09:37):
Let's gossip call me carry and well gossip okay, Carry,
let's gossip. Okay, So Sarah, you just you bring a
little bit of gossip here, and our goal is to
just kind of like ask the right follow up questions
and keep the gossip ball in the air. So hit
us with your guys, Sarah.
Speaker 7 (09:52):
Okay. So, a lady that I know from high school,
she had a baby with her ex partner. When that partner, yes,
so they broke up and when the child was about
six months old, she got a new partner, and then
shortly after that relationship started, she found out she was pregnant,
(10:14):
and unfortunately that relationship had ended, and now she has
another partner, right my god?
Speaker 2 (10:23):
Okay, sorry, slow down. What's the goss there?
Speaker 7 (10:28):
The goss is that she's got two or three different
baby daddy.
Speaker 2 (10:32):
Have I missed a bit? What's the bit? She's got
pregnant a couple of times.
Speaker 7 (10:39):
Right, yep, Yes, two different baby daddies, all within a
two year period, and now she's got a third baby daddy.
Speaker 1 (10:49):
Yeah, and I think power to her. I think she's
doing an amazing job. Sure, it's an incredible mother.
Speaker 2 (10:54):
What's that? A lot of organizing?
Speaker 3 (10:55):
Yeah? Right, I don't think that that's all that, like,
you know, has nice in school?
Speaker 1 (11:01):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (11:01):
Was she nice in school?
Speaker 7 (11:03):
She's an amazing person. She's such a great mum.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
And she's still she's still with the third guy. Is
she still with the third guy currently?
Speaker 9 (11:09):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:10):
And he is Is he parenting all three of the children?
Speaker 9 (11:15):
Yes?
Speaker 2 (11:15):
Are the two other guys in the kid's life? That's
a good question.
Speaker 1 (11:19):
No, any of them?
Speaker 4 (11:22):
No?
Speaker 2 (11:23):
And is that a bit nasty?
Speaker 7 (11:26):
Not nasty but just not involved?
Speaker 2 (11:29):
Okay? And which one is the best kid? Does he?
Does he prefer his own child more than the others?
Speaker 7 (11:36):
No? No, no, no, definitely not. So he's he's great
with all of the kids. So, yeah, she's very lucky
in that.
Speaker 4 (11:42):
A bitch?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
What a bitch?
Speaker 1 (11:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 2 (11:44):
Why is she a bitch? I don't know. I'm trying
to the gossipthing. Man, She's just been a good mother.
Speaker 3 (11:48):
I thanks Sarah, Hey, sorry Sarah. Before we go one
sort of thing, you say, like what a bitch when
they're being a bitch, but being a bitch, she has
just being you know.
Speaker 2 (12:02):
Exactly exploring with Julia Roberts, hearing normal and then you know,
and then I tried to add some spice to it.
I got frowned upon. Isn't gossip, you know? Sorry, Sarah,
I'm from the hip calling people bitches.
Speaker 3 (12:15):
I carry carry that.
Speaker 2 (12:20):
Sorry, I didn't realize se.
Speaker 3 (12:22):
See Alex story about a bitch.
Speaker 2 (12:32):
Go on?
Speaker 8 (12:33):
Right.
Speaker 9 (12:33):
So when I was seventeen, I worked at this hotel
as like a chef, and there was this other chef there.
Speaker 6 (12:43):
He was like thirty dog.
Speaker 2 (12:47):
And we got was he hard? Did he have a
big package?
Speaker 6 (12:53):
He was at ranger so against.
Speaker 5 (12:59):
Next to me.
Speaker 9 (12:59):
She just gave me a health because.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Hey, there's a I wouldn't go. Georgia as the owner
of a.
Speaker 3 (13:14):
Core Plastic Polarates studio, and she's got a pretty fascinating review,
I think.
Speaker 2 (13:21):
Anyways, it is.
Speaker 10 (13:23):
The review says something along the lines of men are
required to wear shirts in a gym, so they should
be required to wear shirts in a Polarate studio. Other
local studios in the area have a street shirt on policy,
which I'd never heard of. On one hand, we've worked
so hard to create this culture where people feel comfortable
(13:44):
and confident to wear whatever they like. No one's looking
at you, They're looking at themselves in the mirror. To
break the mold that guys just come with their girlfriends
to pilates. I think as well, we've created this safe
space for women to feel comfortable and confident to be
in there crop tops. Is this crossing a line and
making them feel less comfortable?
Speaker 2 (14:06):
It is interesting, isn't it? Yeah?
Speaker 3 (14:08):
I mean, as a guy, I don't really like guys
working out with their shirts off around me.
Speaker 2 (14:12):
I don't know. I don't know what that is. Where
where do you find that idle? A bit of yoga
and their shirts off at yoga? Yes? Really? Is it
hot yoga? Do you do?
Speaker 9 (14:21):
Hell?
Speaker 3 (14:22):
Just a standard yoga and d is often one dude
a class jacks to show.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
Now, look, honestly, at the end of the day, do
what you want to do. I don't know, to make
you uncomfortable? What does it make you uncomp What about
what Georgia said from core Plus?
Speaker 1 (14:33):
Are you supposed to focus on yourself and not, you know,
kind of block them out?
Speaker 2 (14:36):
Well, let's ask Georgia herself.
Speaker 3 (14:38):
She joins us right now, Georgia Craig from Corplus Plarti's
studio Collingwood and Fitzroy North.
Speaker 9 (14:43):
Heye, Georgia, hello, thanks for having me.
Speaker 2 (14:45):
So, I mean the obviously we're two guys talking about this.
Speaker 3 (14:49):
I you know, I'm talking about being off put from
the meditation side of a yogurt sense, but you mentioned
something I think it is probably far more important because,
let's be honest, Pilarates is a largely female based program,
or certainly I imagine most of your members or customers are.
Speaker 2 (15:06):
Is that a concern for you?
Speaker 3 (15:07):
I mean, as you said in the audio just then,
like you're trying to create a safe space for women
to be in their crop tops, for guys to be
with their rigs out while they're on the reformer.
Speaker 7 (15:16):
Yeah, it's interesting.
Speaker 9 (15:17):
I was blown away by the comments in the video
because I definitely saw both sides. I think I don't
want to discourage men if they're hot and sweaty. It's
really hot in that room, you know, it's like thirty
five to thirty eight degrees. Then sure, it's definitely more
comfortable with the top off. But at the same time,
is it distracting is it intimidating? I definitely, I definitely
(15:37):
do re see both sides. For the comments, I would
say we're ninety five percent leaning towards shirt on.
Speaker 1 (15:43):
So how many guys Georgia would you say are taking
their tops off.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
So let's I'll give you a numbers. Let's say, if
there's five guys.
Speaker 1 (15:51):
In your class, how many of them do you expect
to at some point remove their top?
Speaker 9 (15:56):
Oh, it would be a very very small number.
Speaker 1 (16:00):
And would you say that it's a start of the
class decision, because that, for me kind of shows me
that they fully intended to get there, whereas if they
did it fifteen minutes in, it's almost like you got
uncomfortable you took your top off.
Speaker 2 (16:13):
Maybe that's a little bit more understanding.
Speaker 9 (16:15):
Do you see about I definitely get it's the ego,
isn't it. I like to think we've got a pretty,
you know, low ego memph day, I would say it's
for the for the temperature control and later in class.
But I mean, you're dealing with the public. You get it.
Speaker 11 (16:29):
All, get it all, you get it all.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
So again, I'll talk you about in the yoga studios,
you always know which dudes are going to take the
top off a because they're genuinely speaking, tall and ripped, okay,
which makes you think it's showy.
Speaker 2 (16:42):
Also, they set up, they set up.
Speaker 3 (16:44):
At the front of the class and then they lay
a towel down over their mat because they know they're
going to sweat so much when they take their shirt off.
So it's just exactly you said. You're like you know
that it's coming.
Speaker 2 (16:54):
Yeah.
Speaker 9 (16:55):
Well, some of the comments were saying that shirts should
be onto control and contain this.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
Way, because I was going to say, like one of
those machines, I'd be almost just carrying that kerosene and
just throwing a torch on it Georgia.
Speaker 9 (17:06):
Yeah, broth, and he sweats flying on your mat.
Speaker 1 (17:11):
Even the temperature argument, You're right, there are some dry
hit singlants out there. Like to steal a frase from
Ned Flanders, you feel like you're wearing nothing at all.
Speaker 2 (17:21):
It does wick the sweat.
Speaker 9 (17:23):
Which the sweat That is very technical language. I think
one of the comments was quite funny. It was like
I would rather a shirt off that bad body of
it any day. So it's like pick your battles as well.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
You made a really interesting comment about the only men
going to Polarti studios with their partners. The only time
I've done pilarates is with sim That's that's for sure.
If she took me to put to a polarate studio
which was all women and I went in with her
the only guy, and halfway through it took my shirt off.
You think you'd love it, like i'd be walking gestured thing.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
As well, like you know the guys single or you
know the.
Speaker 9 (18:02):
Guys right, I think, I mean it could be a
bit of a power move. I will say, there's definitely
been a change, and I love it. We've got so
many guys who come by themselves, you know, whether they've
been sent by a physio and then fallen in the routine,
or whether they've been dragged along from you know, with
their partner to start. But there definitely is a change.
(18:22):
I would say maybe twenty percent of our classes of
guys now, okay, yeah, so it's definitely a good like
a welcome, safe space for men to come. I really
don't want to chew anyone. We're not judgmental, promise. Looking
at the feedback on the comments, it was pretty overwhelmingly
shirt Tom.
Speaker 3 (18:39):
If you set up a class, you say, to tell
you what guys you can come down and polarates and
you can take your shirt off to class, top off class,
but the class is only straight men.
Speaker 9 (18:51):
Yeah that's a good socialist Well.
Speaker 2 (18:53):
It's a good idea, but I guarantee you right now.
Tell me no one in that.
Speaker 4 (18:57):
Class, they were all a bit too shy.
Speaker 2 (19:00):
Will be empty. It will be empty. No, it won't
be shy. There's just there's no one to show off to.
Speaker 1 (19:05):
It's bad for business, very bad for business. But you'll
be making a very good point.
Speaker 3 (19:08):
Yeah, exactly, we won't be there, thanks Georgia. My mate
Katy Perry is taken on Katy Perry and very confusing,
very confusing.
Speaker 2 (19:23):
I will I will explain why.
Speaker 3 (19:25):
So there's a fashion designer in Sydney called Katy Perry, right,
and there's obviously.
Speaker 2 (19:32):
The singer. The singer, yeah, yeah, kissed the boy and
she liked it.
Speaker 3 (19:36):
An astronaut nott and cold, an astronaut it's not for
you astronauts slash singer.
Speaker 2 (19:41):
Okay, So this happened sixteen years ago.
Speaker 3 (19:47):
Why are we talking about So it's a very fair question.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We'll get to that.
Speaker 3 (19:54):
So she launched in two thousand and nine. Yeah, Katy Perry.
Oh god, I was gonna say suit Katie Perry. But yeah,
which who was the sewer and who's the seuey?
Speaker 2 (20:06):
Okay?
Speaker 3 (20:06):
So okay, So so it's actually really confusing. So in
two thousand and nine is when the first was launching
two thousand nine over a trade I was gonna say,
held by Katy Perry, a trademark held boy Katy Perry. Okay,
so Katy Perry the fashion designer, Oh yeah, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah, okay,
launches a string of action in two thousand and nine,
(20:29):
huh okay against Katy Perry, the singer for for selling clothes.
Speaker 2 (20:37):
So she's like, you're selling clothes and stuff. It's like merch.
Speaker 3 (20:39):
Well, yes, because her trademark is Katy Perry and she's
saying you're trading off.
Speaker 2 (20:43):
There's confusion there, so I'm sorry, but it's just similar.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
I don't think that anyone was buying Katy Perry merch
thinking that they were buying Katie Perry design glow. Well,
no offense of course to the designer, Katy Perry.
Speaker 2 (20:56):
It's been a very long time anything to do with
trademark law.
Speaker 3 (20:59):
But mayically that the idea is that Katie Perry the
fashion designer is losing money because people are look like
confused when they're buying Katy Perry merch. I get when
they claim they're trying to buy Katy Perry the fashion designer.
Speaker 1 (21:17):
Yeah, I get what she's claiming then, but I where
are we at with the courts on it?
Speaker 2 (21:23):
Like, what did they decide?
Speaker 3 (21:24):
So in so a few years ago this went to
the federal court, right, and they actually they found for
Katie Perry.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
Keep doing that.
Speaker 3 (21:36):
They found they found they found for the singer, which
means so they found singing one she won, okay, and
that was because Katie Perry the singer had her name
as Katie Perry in changed. So her real name is
Catherine Elizabeth Hudson Hudson, and she changed her name to
Katy Perry the Moniker in two thousand and two, which
(21:57):
was five years before Dy Perry the fashion designer started
Katy Perry the Clothes. Okay, great, okay, And basically that
came down to the fact that Katy Perry the fashion
designer then basically had to appeal that decision, otherwise her
trademark would be canceled.
Speaker 2 (22:16):
Oh so she wouldn't be able to sell clothes under
the K Perry. And then Katy.
Speaker 3 (22:20):
Perry count Katy Perry the singer counter claims and says, well,
now people are buying your Katy Perry clothes because I'm
losing money because they think they gating Berry Katy Perry merchandise.
Speaker 2 (22:32):
Yeah, that makes it. That makes more. Yeah, it goes
both ways. Is it is a bit of a David
vegal Ethe story. I do feel I feel a little
bit sorry for I was going to say, but the
designer threw the first rock. That's what I find out.
Speaker 1 (22:43):
I think it would be David Veglith if Katie Perry
the singer was suing the designer. It feels strange that
the designer went at Katie Perry the singer.
Speaker 3 (22:50):
Yes, and then was that the singer had no issue
to be every honest with you would I could have
that wrong? Now what I want to do after all
of that, we could be wrong?
Speaker 2 (22:59):
So that with a big brain of sold everyone. Look,
I just don't know. Takes me a while to figure out.
It's both confusing anyone who's ever read.
Speaker 3 (23:10):
I've read this thing five times, it's really hard to tell. Obviously,
it's the same names, really, and they keep they're doing
little things like, oh, the designer and the singer. But
you know, then your three hundred words in you've lost
who was who? Anyway, it's it's concord cases are hard
enough to read about as they are, yes, you know,
without their names being exactly the same anyway.
Speaker 2 (23:29):
Imagine the poor judge during the case. Oh Katie Perry,
please start, not you the other one. Yeah, I think
it's been an I think everyone once is over.
Speaker 12 (23:39):
With Yeah, for lots of reason, including me right now.
I would actually like to know you're probably not suing
the celebrity, but have you got the same name as
a very famous person on thirteen one six.
Speaker 1 (23:52):
Five, even if they got famous after you had that name? Yeah,
like ruined your name for you exactly.
Speaker 2 (24:00):
I mean we were famously talking on our new podcast.
Speaker 3 (24:02):
We'll get to that about the fact that your mum
has the same name as Niall Horan's.
Speaker 2 (24:09):
Ex girlfriend, which seems small. It was a nightmare for mum.
She got she got buried on Google.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
Mum has a small business, and all of a sudden
there were just photos of a young woman, nothing to
do with a.
Speaker 2 (24:22):
Great pediatric dietician.
Speaker 3 (24:24):
But when you search for Melissa whitelaw boom berries, which
is very confusing. There's a guy in the States whose
name is Mark Zuckerberg, not the Mark Zuckerberg, You're kidding.
And this guy just wanted to make a Facebook profile,
but Facebook kept canceling it for him.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
That's pretty say.
Speaker 3 (24:41):
Sorry, mate, we know what you're trying to do here,
and he was like, no, no, I just want to
talk to my grandkids anyway.
Speaker 2 (24:47):
Five, have you got the.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Same name as a very famous person. I'd love to
hear those calls. I just love to hear how difficult
that was for you, because people's difficulties somehow makes me smile.
Speaker 2 (24:57):
Guys the same name as very famous person, I don't.
Speaker 6 (25:02):
But my son does.
Speaker 13 (25:03):
And we didn't realize that when we were picking. We're
just kind of picking names, and then we set it
together and we were like, oh, so my son's name
is Owen Wilson.
Speaker 2 (25:13):
Wow. Sorry, so obviously, how old is your son?
Speaker 9 (25:17):
I escaped the wow.
Speaker 2 (25:18):
I can't How old is your son, Shelby?
Speaker 13 (25:22):
He's seven?
Speaker 1 (25:23):
So how I'm just I'm so because Owen Wilson was
very big seven years ago.
Speaker 2 (25:28):
He was very famous and sorry.
Speaker 3 (25:31):
Woods and I have discussion frequently because we're both considering kids'
names at the moment. So it's just we often discuss
the disaster that is your son's name, as in, like,
how do people fall into this?
Speaker 2 (25:44):
Like surely you threw that around first name surname.
Speaker 13 (25:47):
Well, my partner said that he got to pick the
name of our son because I picked the name of
our first son. So he goes, you can choose between
Owen and Oscar, and I was like, well, I don't
like Oscar. I'm going to pick Owen. And I was
like Owen Wilson.
Speaker 1 (26:00):
And then I'm like, oh no, right, But so at
that point, surely you embrace Oscar.
Speaker 3 (26:09):
I couldn't do it fair enough Wilson in the world.
Speaker 2 (26:13):
Why not Let's go.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
Yeah, think of the children and that is and she'll
be saying she couldn't do it every single role.
Speaker 2 (26:22):
Call Wow, Wow, Wilson's wow. It's gonna follow him.
Speaker 1 (26:30):
Let's got to Rob here, Rob, you have a famous name,
I do.
Speaker 13 (26:36):
Patterson is my last name, So Rob Patterson.
Speaker 3 (26:39):
Oh Twilight, I mean again, I mean you were sexy man, Rob.
Speaker 9 (26:45):
I like to think I am.
Speaker 2 (26:49):
Checks out. Then Rob use ther name checks out because
they're big shoes to veil.
Speaker 1 (26:53):
So how devastating was it for you when Twilight came out?
You don't have to say your age, Rob, but I
assume you were like, like maybe over eighteen when Twilight
came out.
Speaker 13 (27:04):
I was probably close to eighteen when Twilight came out.
Speaker 2 (27:08):
Yeah, okay, So what did that do for you?
Speaker 1 (27:10):
Because, like, Rob Pattinson's not really well known before Twilight,
all of a sudden he's the biggest thing in the world.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
How did your life change along with the real Rob Pattinson.
Speaker 11 (27:18):
I had to specify the spelling of my last name
a lot.
Speaker 2 (27:23):
Of course. And did you get a lot of grief?
Speaker 6 (27:25):
Rob?
Speaker 2 (27:25):
Was there a lot of people coming up to you
telling you there were Team Jacob.
Speaker 4 (27:30):
Or a few See, I didn't.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
I never watched Twilight or anything.
Speaker 8 (27:32):
So as soon as I said it just went straight
over my head and went yeah, yeah, sure mate, Yeah.
Speaker 2 (27:37):
Yeah, he's pretty serious.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Now these days there are pats like he's an antifer,
he's an actor's actor.
Speaker 2 (27:44):
Oh gone from a vampire into it.
Speaker 1 (27:46):
Very serious. He's unreal. He's as good as it gets.
I love Rob Pattinson. Yeah, I mean he was Batman.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
He's Batman.
Speaker 1 (27:52):
Yeah, let's go to and I've said he was Batman,
and I've said let's go to Laura.
Speaker 3 (27:57):
Once you make Batman, you've Telly Wood. He was as
far as he was Batman, You're like.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
Yeah, apart from athlete. It was pretty when he's done it,
and it was there was top of Hollywood.
Speaker 3 (28:08):
When when you was Batman, it was like you're You're
King Dick, He's Batman, You're the best.
Speaker 2 (28:13):
His Batman had nipples. I thoroughly enjoyed.
Speaker 4 (28:17):
That.
Speaker 2 (28:18):
Had a homo erotic Batman nipples. I didn't know that. Yeah,
that's wild.
Speaker 4 (28:24):
You notice that.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
Let's go to Laura see them.
Speaker 1 (28:27):
You can't who would have designed the batsuit with nipples?
Speaker 2 (28:33):
Remember? Probably a very gay man. No, I mean like
in the in like the telling me, the guy who's
making the Batman suit is not he's not homosexual with
the belly button. That movie is very homo erotic.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
Actually, now I think about it, like the masks and Robin.
Speaker 2 (28:53):
Yeah, let's go just Robin Robin. Laura, your partner has
the same name as someone famous.
Speaker 6 (29:03):
He does so when he was born he was named
after someone out of the Bible, but his parents didn't
realize as an adult that Polly wasn't the best choice
of names.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
So what was the name there?
Speaker 6 (29:16):
John Holmes?
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Who's John Holmes?
Speaker 4 (29:21):
So he is a.
Speaker 1 (29:36):
I know we're an audio medium, and maybe this isn't
worth bringing up, but I think it's worth mentioning that
Will is taking this game so seriously today that he
has actually decided to get rid of one of his senses.
Speaker 2 (29:45):
He has a blindfold on so he can focus so intently.
I have a migraine. Now this is good, mate.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
This is like that scene in Dodgeball when Peter Lafleur
puts on the blindfold he tries to dodge a dodgeball.
If you don't get that reference, go much dodgeball. Any Hey, Will,
who's their first caller?
Speaker 7 (30:02):
No?
Speaker 2 (30:03):
That's okay, mate. Have we got Mandy here? Who's called
on thirty? Cheap? That was a cheap shot.
Speaker 1 (30:08):
We are playing phone alone where you guys are convincing
that you're in the car with someone else, and then
we decide it's someone else actually there.
Speaker 2 (30:13):
We're just putting on a voye Mandy. Who are you
in the car with with my daughter?
Speaker 9 (30:18):
Guards?
Speaker 2 (30:19):
Your daughter is called guys.
Speaker 9 (30:21):
No, no, cats?
Speaker 13 (30:24):
Is her name Cass?
Speaker 2 (30:26):
How old your daughter? Cass? Twenty five? Okay? Could you
throw Cass on the phone? Please?
Speaker 4 (30:34):
Hey? Will? The money? Oh?
Speaker 2 (30:36):
Cass? So where are you and your mom? Off to? Cass?
Speaker 9 (30:41):
Mom's getting her hair done and I'm just going with
her sounds a.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Lot like, Okay, what did mum get done? Describe her
hair to us?
Speaker 9 (30:52):
No, we're now worrying now she hasn't had it done yet.
Speaker 3 (30:54):
Sorry, sorry, yeah, I think it's going to be game over.
Speaker 2 (30:58):
Many It's been good. Good try just you, isn't it, Mandy?
It is just try enjoy your hands trying. Let's go
to Lucy here. Hi, Lucy, Hey, how are you good? Lucy?
Who are you in the car with.
Speaker 8 (31:17):
I'm in the car with my boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (31:19):
What's his name?
Speaker 9 (31:21):
His name's Diaz Diaz?
Speaker 2 (31:26):
Yes, yes, okay, check Diaz on the phone. Please, yes, alright, boys,
Diez tell us to tell us about the first date
that you took Lucy on Diaz.
Speaker 8 (31:39):
Oh, well, it wasn't a much much of a first date,
you know. I just picked her up and at a pub,
so you know, things led from one to the other,
and you know, I just whatever you think happened happened.
Speaker 2 (31:55):
What what attracted you to Lucy Diaz?
Speaker 8 (31:58):
Oh she's a bit of a nice girl, so you know.
Speaker 2 (32:05):
Yeah, okay, just you as well, good Trime. Are you alone, Lucy?
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 13 (32:13):
Yeah, no, no, no I'm not alone.
Speaker 2 (32:17):
Yeah you can drop that. Is you alone? Isn't it.
Speaker 1 (32:20):
Lucy just confirmed for us. Lucy, You've got to drop it.
We we know it's you.
Speaker 2 (32:29):
Yeah, come on, guys, I.
Speaker 4 (32:33):
Gotta beat you.
Speaker 3 (32:34):
We beat youanship exactly exactly.
Speaker 2 (32:38):
You gotta lose, well you win.
Speaker 1 (32:39):
Well it's got Jenny here, by the way, you guys embarrassing.
She was so embarrassed when she was alone in the
garden made up the boyfriend.
Speaker 2 (32:48):
Jenny. Who are you in the garage?
Speaker 9 (32:50):
Yeah, I'm in the car with my daughter at the moment.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
What's her name?
Speaker 4 (32:57):
Eleanor?
Speaker 2 (32:58):
Eleanor? Okay? Can you throw Eleanor on the phone?
Speaker 13 (33:01):
Yeah?
Speaker 8 (33:01):
Sure, I was gonna say, hi.
Speaker 2 (33:05):
Hi Ellen, Eleanor. How old are you?
Speaker 6 (33:09):
Uh? Nine?
Speaker 2 (33:12):
You're nine? Okay? And what did you let at school today? Mats?
Speaker 8 (33:18):
And oh?
Speaker 2 (33:21):
Sorry, is that Jenny or is it Eleanor? I'm confused
on Jenny. We're talking to Eleanor right now, aren't we?
Speaker 9 (33:34):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (33:35):
Say that again?
Speaker 2 (33:36):
So are we? Can we talk to Eleanor again?
Speaker 4 (33:39):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (33:39):
Yeah, sure, I'll do a second.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Hi.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
It is our executive producer, Captain Poop Beenz's last week
on this radio show. He will be departing on Friday,
and this is usually the time where I'd get him
to have a comment about that, but I can't do
that will because he decided to have the day after that,
and we've done some digg in there.
Speaker 2 (34:06):
He's gone out for a long lunch, Josey lunch.
Speaker 1 (34:08):
Yeah, he's on a boozy lunch, which which no doubt
he is currently on. And I would say he's going
to be in a very good area, considering.
Speaker 2 (34:15):
It is quite late in the afternoon.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
We just thought, giving it as his last week, we
decided a couple of days ago that we were just
going to make him do a chore for us every
single day. So Monday we made him be the American
correspondent at the VMA's for us.
Speaker 2 (34:32):
Here's that that went.
Speaker 5 (34:34):
I mean, she's just the hardest thing around right now.
And he looked in a very okay way.
Speaker 2 (34:43):
Was great, I tell you.
Speaker 5 (34:45):
Who did not look good was Power kild.
Speaker 13 (34:50):
Carpenter.
Speaker 10 (34:50):
Have I mentioned her?
Speaker 4 (34:52):
She's good?
Speaker 2 (34:53):
Ricky Martin? Am I right?
Speaker 1 (34:54):
Are saying that you've got Ricky down there with you?
Speaker 5 (34:57):
You know you're int.
Speaker 2 (35:02):
So almost got him canceled on Monday.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Then yesterday we forced him to write a song parody
for us about how much he's going to miss us
when he leaves the show on Friday.
Speaker 2 (35:15):
Here's how that one.
Speaker 14 (35:17):
So I've left the show now and gone into the night.
The things I've seen off here would give us all
the fright. It may be over, oh God, but you
won't stopped there. I'm always here for you, but I
don't think you care.
Speaker 3 (35:37):
So good, so good, bad, horrific, really awful and a
real laugh at him moment, which is exactly what this
week is supposed to be about.
Speaker 1 (35:45):
So, knowing that he was going to have the day
off today, we kind of tweaked a little bit. This
wasn't so much a chore as it was just a
prank idea that we had. So we called our boss
and we said to him, listen, I'm sure you're across this,
but Captain poop pens he's having the day off today and.
Speaker 2 (36:04):
If he wasn't across it, that would have been even
more of his ditch up. But no, yeah, good news
is he was across it.
Speaker 3 (36:09):
This isn't like a full stitch up on first of all,
he's taking the day off.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
Him out. It was across the fact that he was
having the day off. I'm not happy about it.
Speaker 1 (36:18):
By the way, he may not have known he was
having a boozy lunch. I don't think he knew that
part of it anyway. With all that in mind, we
said to him, is there any chance you can call
him while he's at his boozy lunch and effectively tell
him that he actually has to work next week as well,
and then just make him squirm as much as possible.
So this call was made a couple of hours ago.
Speaker 3 (36:41):
We haven't heard this yet, so we're excited to get
the pleasure of listening to it with you guys here
it is Sorry.
Speaker 11 (36:48):
Cory you I know it's your Dane Lou.
Speaker 5 (36:52):
Nice, thank you.
Speaker 9 (36:54):
I appreciate that.
Speaker 11 (36:55):
Have you got Have you got a couple of minutes?
Speaker 7 (36:57):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (36:59):
So you're finished day you entered in for this Friday?
Speaker 4 (37:02):
Right?
Speaker 6 (37:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 11 (37:03):
Okay, so payroll have come back. They've done the audit
process and they've noticed that over two Christmases you haven't
put in and you'll leave. I guess you've got two choices,
which is you will owe us money, right, or we
extend your your notice in terms of your finished day
isn't Friday, It's in two weeks time. Okay, hilarious, But
(37:31):
I mean you can come and work for two weeks
instead and keep the money.
Speaker 2 (37:39):
Yeah, what would I be doing like this current job?
Because that, mate, what is rong?
Speaker 11 (37:44):
Why do you not You're really off your current job,
aren't you.
Speaker 2 (37:48):
No, it just doesn't make anything.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
It doesn't make any sense for me to be like, actually,
like I'm back.
Speaker 2 (37:55):
For two weeks like that. That's very silly to me.
Speaker 11 (37:59):
What's got on?
Speaker 2 (38:01):
Now's gone on?
Speaker 11 (38:02):
Have you and Will had a bust?
Speaker 2 (38:04):
Absolutely not, is it? Woody? No, no one, no no.
Speaker 3 (38:09):
I'm not leaving on bad terms, and I don't want
to leave very quickly.
Speaker 11 (38:13):
I can just put a note out saying typical Ed's
crapper admin and he hasn't done it right and he's
got to pay the consequences. You know what. He could
actually deliver a really good message to everyone else in
the business that you've got to do your admin right. Yeah.
Speaker 14 (38:29):
I don't necessarily want to be part of that message.
Speaker 11 (38:34):
I mean, I'd love you to stay on for another
two weeks, and I'm sure the boys I've already booked
in some stuff for these next couple of weeks that
I can't move.
Speaker 2 (38:42):
Unfortunately, You're a.
Speaker 11 (38:43):
Sneaky one, aren't you?
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Sneak at all. I thought, we're all working towards this day.
This is an absolute stitcher. You can.
Speaker 14 (38:55):
This is a ridiculous call that you know that you
shouldn't be making.
Speaker 2 (38:59):
You've got better things to do. What are you going
to do? Do you want to have? Sometimes?
Speaker 13 (39:03):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (39:03):
Let me the money back? Wow? What has will? And
Woody dubbed you you nothing mate, nothing nothing? Why do
you need me? Why do you need me? For two weeks?
Speaker 11 (39:14):
So you don't have to give me the money back?
I appreciate you want to leave, you know, with all
the money in your pocket. I do. Okay, So we'll
just extend by two weeks and have you finished date
two weeks Friday?
Speaker 2 (39:28):
What is going on?
Speaker 11 (39:29):
What are you going to do with that money?
Speaker 7 (39:31):
Well?
Speaker 2 (39:32):
I'd like to spend it on some nice wine, to
be honest.
Speaker 11 (39:35):
So two weeks so you one two? So that's the
twenty sixth, and that's an AFL Grand Final public holiday,
so technically you'll get one day. Well, the show's on.
It's not a it's a national show, so you'll have
to work that one as well.
Speaker 2 (39:50):
Something's not quite clicking here.
Speaker 11 (39:52):
I can't kick you out of this one, so good jeez.
Speaker 2 (39:57):
You did that well w jesz DV did that well, So.
Speaker 1 (40:01):
The funny thing about is as well as so that
call was made like what three hours ago, three and
a half hours ago, So it's still thinks he owes
the company money, and he's probably angry, and maybe all
of his anger.
Speaker 2 (40:13):
And guilty is in the last ten glasses of wine.
Speaker 1 (40:15):
I would say, probably should give him a call.
Speaker 2 (40:23):
WHOI Hi, Hi, Hi Hi, Yet.
Speaker 4 (40:28):
You are perfect.
Speaker 1 (40:30):
We heard a little whisper that you're going to be
continuing your work here for a couple of weeks.
Speaker 5 (40:37):
You you may have heard that, and you you might
have heard after that, quite a swift rebuke of that
very lovely proposition.
Speaker 1 (40:47):
What's so bad about sticking on the show for a
couple of weeks?
Speaker 2 (40:50):
Po? What's going on?
Speaker 5 (40:51):
As I said, as I said in the call, Absolutely nothing.
It's just that I've booked in a couple of lovely
little little little chaunt one of those.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Nds, like you're on one of those jawnts right now,
my friends?
Speaker 5 (41:06):
Ye, Well, have I talked you? Have I talked to
you about the twenty seventeen toll puddle that I'm currently
at the Peno And last the colde God get.
Speaker 2 (41:15):
Him out all right. Well, the good news is that
was just a teacher. dB was in on it. That
was a prank.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
You don't have to come back to work next week,
and you don't owe the company any money.
Speaker 5 (41:25):
I was about to I was about to say to
him that, and I my professional judgment got in the way.
I was about to say, you can pry that money
from my cold dead hands, because there is absolutely no
way I'm coming back, and then you would be inappropriate.
Speaker 2 (41:41):
And then you put that money straight towards a tool puddle.
Speaker 5 (41:44):
Yes, now you're getting it, Woody.
Speaker 11 (41:50):
She is good work
Speaker 2 (41:53):
Tomorrow maybe maybe,
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