November 24, 2025 • 41 mins
- Billions of debt
- Will's Reddit
- Can Woody break a world record?
- Air Con Remotes and other confusing everyday things
- Proposal Hi-jack
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Moody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She is a woman had some hell of a hangover
and after a night out, and I think everyone does this,
you do the old check of the bank balance because
you kind of have that moment where you go, I'm
not sure what that was, just how much damage did
I do? So she opens up her internet banking and
she sees that she's in debt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, fifty billion dollars in the black.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, here's a reaction with a mate finding it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Exactly. I swear to god, this is negative for what
I do, Billy. I want to play that it's in
the red. By the way, I think I said she's
in the black, but that just goes to show.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, well, funny you say she's in the black, because
then the other thing that, after a bit of digging
her account also said that she was due a payment
of fifty billion dollars by two thousand and ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So it was like shocking.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
News, but then like, oh, well, you know in seventy years,
I am going to get fifty billion dollars. I do
want to focus that on that moment where she realizes
she's in fifty billion dollars debt. What am I going
to do, and I reckon exactly exactly what you're saying there,
what am I going to do? But also you probably
have a moment where you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, what did I buy last night? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Like what could I have possibly purchased to now be
in fifty billion dollars debt? And I'd just love to
focus on this moment with other people right now in
thirteen one oh sixty five doesn't have to be fifty
billion dollars worth?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But what purchase did you?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Completely forget about bad moments? And often the penny drops
when the thing that you've purchased and you're like, I
have no recollection? How did I on the weekend. I've
spoken a little bit about the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've spoken a little bit about the
fact that I was overheating over the weekend while I
was sleeping.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So I Friday night, So we had Christmas drinks on
Friday night?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Have you spoken about that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was talking to the team in the room referencing.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That overheating.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, And we had a Christmas drinks on Friday and
so I had a few drinks.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Responsibly.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Anyway, the next day I received at my house a
cooling quilt Wow, Well, apparently it's a doner that doesn't
warm you up, it cools awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I completely forgot about that's awesome. You're no idea, no
recollection at all.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Were you in bed and you're like, I'm hot and
then rolled over?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I can't remember a cooling quilt. I can't remember why?
But why can't I remember? I was half a sleep?
Let's go with half asleep? I reckon, But that's a purchase.
I completely forge cooling quilt from bed?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well yeah, and then the thing with Amazon is the
next day, Yeah I have?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Is it good? Did it cool? You? Like? You look
at the pictures of the cooling quilt and you think
you're going to be like a fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, it's not that good. It's definitely not as hot
as a doner.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Is it weighted? Because I'm in I'm interesting getting a
weighted blanket?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, it's not weighted. Oh mine isn't waited anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Cooling quilt? Yeah? Cooling quilt does sound like a bit
of an oxymoron, doesn't it. Yeah, how does it work?
We'll talk of it. I think it's all about the material.
It's got a four point nine four point nine rating. Yeah,
I just don't think it's it's okay. Did you get
where'd you get it? What was the bread? Was it
a kosa ac acura? Tan? You got the cheap one?
You got the cheap one probably, which doesn't surprise me.
(03:51):
So if you've been like me, thirteen one six five
is the number? A cure text, A cure text? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's that guy?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
No rating?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's it's a quick buy though. That's what I have
done when I rolled over.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thirteen one six five is the number. What purchase did
you completely forget about? I made of mine, bought a
well he realized when it arrived to PlayStation five game, Yeah,
and he was like when it arrived, he was like, oh,
it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, have you with that?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And then that same game arrived for the next two days,
so he kept doing it and kept forgetting about it.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
What purchase did you completely forget about?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
A lot of a lot of old old Mediterranean people
put their put their money still in the roofs and floorboards,
particularly from a particular generation, because they don't trust banks. Yeah,
we love banks on this show, of course, we do
love them.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
We love all the banks.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
This was just all the banks absolutely look after us.
Clips there running. Let's go to Isaac here on thirteen
one oh sixty five. Isaac, you may to purchase and
you completely forgot about it. What happened?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Have you heard of Grave the other bidding site?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What gray? The auction? Is the auction?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
So I was having Saturday night with boys to look
at a car, and I'm like, I want that car.
So put a bid down for two thousand dollars, no
exacting anything from it. And then eight days later and
the bid ended, and of course saying you want your car?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I want it?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You want a car? You bought a car without remembering it?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, I just it? Wow, you want to put it?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Ruth almighty? Isaac?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So what I mean two grand for a car?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I mean my mind is going, that's that's good, that's
a solid investment.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
What car was it?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
You would think though? Six golf, Judy, Hi, it's a
blown turbo.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So I literally came and dropped. I just dumped a
car that doesn't work. And you're to fork out two
thousand clams.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh that's great. You can have one hundred dollar Archies
footwab vouch for that one mate built with signature arch
support archies offers, just got to move the screen to
read the credit. The perfect balance of comforts Charin and
all day wear ability. Woodrone like she had a friend
of mine who I was at a music festival with him, and.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
We met at the music festival and.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I couldn't find him, couldn't find him, and then he
surprised me, jumped like, scared the absolute the dayline out
of me because he jumped out from behind a tree
wearing a full gilly suit, which, for anyone proper sniper
camouflage kit. What a great purchase. Wearing at the whole
at music veestival, forty degree forty degree festival. That's hot.
(06:47):
I was hot.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I was like, what the hell are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And he's like, well, my god, I spent seven hundred
dollars buying a legitimate gilly So my partner told me
I had to wear the music festival's punishment. That's awesome.
It was good gear for the whole festival. Didn't see it,
didn't see a second of music, and he's at the
same spot his girlfriend thought she was punishing him. Turns
out he was the absolute winner of the music. A bit,
(07:10):
it is a hot bit.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It was a hot bit.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Let's go to Bree here on thirty one oh sixty five, Bri,
your son made a purchase.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Oh not just one purchase, he made eighteen purchases. Ah yeah,
well I had no idea and till boxes started turning
out the next day from Amazon Prime. And there was
Lego sets, there were remote control cars, there were PlayStation games.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, he's done the lot, baby, So do we have
a figure there, bree as to watch this shopping spree.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I'm yessing about fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh so when when you contact Jeff, when you say
to Jeff, listen, Jeff, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was my son who went on a bit of
a spree. What was the did you get like a refund?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Look, well, boxers had arrived already. I was like, you
know what, mate, some of these are just going to
go in the cupboard to give to your friends. There
went back. You just have there's still a couple in
the cupboard, ready for Christmas, ready for birthdays. But absolute shure.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What's the caution there? Because obviously you want for ease
of purchase, you want to link your cards up to
these accounts. So he's got on the iPad and just
gone a hand of cause retail for two men with
two little girls. How do you start that?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Absolutely, yeah, Look he's more technologically advanced than me, so.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Put it, put in any controls you like, but that'll
work their way around.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I sure that is very scary because you can just
get the buy now button on Amazon as well if
you need the.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Buy now button anyway. Right now, though it is the
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(09:11):
some pretty nerdy topics. But hey, this first one. I
know you've been one to hear and any any Will's
Reddit fans, and I know they're out there that.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Merch is coming.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Guys. They'll be pumped about this because I referenced this
about three weeks ago and I haven't got the story yet.
It's a twenty one day hook.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Twenty one day.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We're ready for it. Michael Jackson used to prank Russell Crowe. Yeah,
this can't be true.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So just don't understand how the two of them know
each other, like in what they don't They don't know
each other yet Michael Jackson still pranks Russell Crowe, Yes,
or did so.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It's after two thousand and two, so he's been not
he's one Gladiator, he's been nominated for The Insider A
beautiful mind. So's he's very, very, very big actor at
this stage. So for some reason, somehow, somehow Michael jack
and found out the name that Russell Crowe used to
(10:03):
stay in hotels under do you know what it is? No?
And he doesn't reveal that because obviously he don't want
anyone else knowing. So somehow Michael Jackson found this out
and then he would just just called the room that
Crowe was staying in and prank him and not like
(10:24):
not like I put it on a voice prank or
what do we think? So he'd do a few voices.
So and it was going on for like this went
on for two or three years. Did Crow know that
it was m jas? So Russell Crowe knows Michael Jackson
keeps pranking him the hotels?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yes, unbelievable. Three years.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, yeah, So he goes hotel room and then like clockwork,
at some stage the room the room phone would go.
And then apparently one of the prank likes the pranks,
the sort of pranks that would would be like he'd
answer the phone, go he was Russell, and then he'd
say Michael Jackson would say, he's mister wall, he's miss small.
There are there any walls there? Then what's holding the
(11:05):
roof up? And then the champagne and then and then
and then just hang up and then just hang out.
So he did it ages, and he did it for
three years, and then apparently McAuley Culkin used to get
in on it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So Michael Jackson McAll it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Colin used to brank Russell Crod put it on speaker,
put it on speaker, Michael put it on speaker, what
are you going to go? And he knew so Russell
Russell growing new near the whole time be like Michael,
please stop, and was he was he but angry about it,
was like, well the end of the day, it's Michael Jackson,
like I'd look forward to what are you going to do?
Every time I checked into a hotel. I knew Michael
Jackson was about to Frank me, I would be I
wouldn't leave the room, right. I thought it was a
(11:40):
part of that as well as like it was a
gimmick for him. So he was like, you know what,
at the end of the day, that's great, that's a
great story. How did that get out?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It was on Graham Norton. Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, and then yeah it was a good audio there.
I just think it. So I preferred you. I thought
I was fine. I thought it was just a Prince story.
But then a scrolled down and there's Rusty on Graham Norton.
Now you can get that online, guys, just go online.
Find so this one. So Kim Kardashian, yeps, a big,
(12:11):
big deal. Yep. I'm across her this story.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Look, I've never been a huge Kim fan. Have been
a huge Kim fan, great business woman. This story really
grinds my gears. So this has been posted by Ireland Baldwin,
who's Alec Alec Baldwin's daughter.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, okay, you're across her.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm not across Ireland. So Kim Kardashian posted a photo
of herself with a rare elephant leather skin handbag.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
You sure it was real? I am Okay, isn't that
just rank?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah? Very rank? Elephant skin handbag? And she's posted that online.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh that's pretty good. At makes me a bit sick,
isn't that?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What isn't that? Absolutely, it's just so many that is
so vacuous. Take you pick, Take your pick. If I
don't know why, I'm not all just wiping her immediately
for that. The elephants are so clever, very intelligent. They visit,
they visit the bones of their dead relatives. After the elephants,
there were great memories, emotionally intelligent, beautiful creatures.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Kim Kardashian's posting it, it's.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
A burkeen by the way, Oh name and Jane, what's
the desire for having your bag made of elephants skin?
As well? I don't. I don't look at it interesting.
I don't get poaching. Look at an elephant?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Get any I'm done with it for me.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wow. Yeah, Well, I just think that's that's as bad
as it gets. How do you guys feel about Kim? Yeah,
that's good questions, because you guys are Kim fans. What
do you think?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Are we think or maybe not, maybe not jo it's
not fine because.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
In some people like tradition, like not.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Just some people wear fur.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Get rid of the mic.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Maybe it's a airloom, that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Was it a new bag?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I don't think. I don't think that's I don't that's
a good thing. Yeah, all right. Would you like to
finish on an I would mind a higher note if
that's like you had me laughing with m J prankin Cracker.
I'm feeling a.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Bit public service announcer.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I just you know, i'd also goung you about thirty
seconds ago. I'm sorry about. Kevin Spacey is working as
a nightclub singer in Cyprus at the moment, is leaving. Sorry,
okay o, Yeah, here's good. Here's a good one. Yeah,
here we go, Here we go. Jose Alvarenger not across him.
No more questions on Kevin's face. Jose Alvarenga. Yeah, survived
(14:54):
one year and two months at sea, that's extraordinary. Gets
saved eventually gets read only to be sued for one
million dollars by his crewmate's family. So he's out. He's
lost a seat with another guy. He gets rescued. He
lands on shore. The guy who he was at sea
with his family sues him for a million dollars because
(15:16):
they say that he ate him and did he not
sure I would try. I'm not sure if you saw
this story. I think you might have because it's very upraally. Basically,
a bunch of kids found a Guinness World record in
Sweden and these two kids and they're like, well, I reckon,
(15:38):
that's pretty beatable.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And I'll tell you who could beat it?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Our dad. So the world record was the amount of
matches to be put up somebody's nose. Oh, what's the record?
This guy Martin's strawby once. So this is the dad
he beat the record. So the previous record was sixty
eight matches. Jeez, that is a lot of matches. He
(16:04):
put that using both yeah both yeah, yeah yeah, the
full snot box. He got the record with eighty one matches. Holylely?
Yeah did he? So they were looking for.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
The picture there but as he just created like a
circle with the matches or is he like has he
put them on top of each other?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So has he gone deep? How deep is he going?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Like? They're all portrayal Okay, but you know yeah, so
that Yeah, so just the tip of each one of
them is in his nose. And yeah, he's got one
matches in his nose. So that was very impressive, even
both sides. Or does he have one bigger nostril? Eighty one?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Actually it has to be an uneven number, so he's
got one bigger nostril.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It looks like he's got more matches in one nostril
than the other.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's been trying to picture. That's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, it's very impressive.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And his kids were pumped, So I don't know, he said,
I really wanted to make them proud. Oh so how
old are is kids? Oh they look like teenagers. So
I don't think they actually are proud. I think they've
just jokes on him. So what I wouldn't mind doing.
What I was thinking to myself was I was like, Wow,
who's got who's got Who's got a big nose? That
(17:19):
I know? I've got a pre decent nose, and you
and I have both got decent noses. So what I
got more length than you?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I would say, yeah, and I've probably got a bit
more girth.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah. Yeah, so we're talking noses kids. So what I
was thinking was you versus me.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, we got all was hung Yeah amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Choose your weapon, choose my weapon. Choose your weapon in
terms of whatever you want to choose in the office,
Oh to stick up my nose, and we try and
I could find matches and we try and see who
can get the most impressive thing out there nose outher
tour Us. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Okay, so it's just there aren't really any rules around,
so it's not necessarily the number of things. It's just
like who can put the best thing up there? So
it could be a quantity, but it might just be quality.
Yeah yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So that's that's kind of like a choice by choice
decision whatever you want to go for. You know, you
might get three tea bags up there.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
You can't stop trying things.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I'm I'm just a whiteboard micer up there, so I
could do whiteboard and I think the rule is that
you have to leave it in there and take your
hands off. Okay, yeah yeah, yeah, that's in order for
it to be actually stuck up your nose. Yeah okay, good.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Rule all right, is that we want we wanted to
be or do we want the rules to be like
a dance off, where it's like, so obviously the rules
of a dance off is I dance, and then you
need to replicate what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Should we come back? No, I think it's just you
think it's just choose your most the most impressive thing
you can and that could be multiples of a small thing,
or it could be one big thing a whiteboard marker.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You might get three t bags out of page. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You're big on the tea bag?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Did I say bag?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You've brought up? I reckon tea bags? Is that impressive?
You might get an a four piece of paper up?
You know, I don't know. Good luck, Well, I don't know.
I don't know, like rolled up. Yeah, okay, all right
now I'm thinking, okay, you're ready to go. All right,
let's on the other side. I'm going to close my
(19:20):
eyes so I can't see spreading back into the office.
I hope you're having a great jove home and his
will and what if you just joined us. We're going
to have the man shoved eighty one matches up his
nose to get the world record extraordinary most things shoved up,
most matches ever shoved up someone's nose and his kid's proud.
It is a beautiful family. Mister middle aged man from Sweden.
He's in the Guinness World Records. Now, I just threw
(19:42):
a little challenge out to you and I then woods
as two men who've got, you know, pretty prominent noses,
who could shove more things up their nose in the
office most impressive? What's the most impressive thing you can
shove up your nose from? You seem very unpuffed you
I found early. Okay, okay, you pre planned. Well, I'd
obviously had a bit of time to think about it.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I've been stressing for the last two and a half but.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I've been doing this. But like I've obviously I brought
a bit of time to think about it.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, that's worth the audience knowing that you've had time
to plan.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So it's whatever's most impressive. I think, so, j you
want me to go first? Or do you want to
go first? You go first, I've got I've got two options.
I can't believe this stuff is in our office. By
the way, would you be more impressed by like number
of number of chalk pieces fine pain his glory or
(20:39):
number of straws what's that plastic strat while we've got
them in the office. Well, it does say echo straw
on it. They are plastic, but it might be most
impressed by it. I don't know this. I might I
might try. I might throw it outside a little bit
to see. What do you guys think what's more impressive
the chalk or the straw? Well, I've seen both in
(20:59):
action there. Sorry, what do you think, Maddie, Maddie saw
the trials in the kitchen? Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, what do you think, Maddie? What's most impressive the
chalk with the straw.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Lean towards the straws?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
You're going to get more in there?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I think, yeah. I think the downside of the chalk
is I might not even be able to get two
up there?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Should I give it a go, just for just for
a laugh.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, no, no, no, okay, I don't know. Put in chalk
up your nose, mate, You're going to go straws? Here
we go, here, we go one, here, he got one,
he's got two. You got to keep your hands off,
by the way, Well, at the end, obviously I need
my hand. That's three. I heard a bit right, because
they shrink, don't they? What has radio. That's four straws
(21:43):
right now listening to a man shoves straws up his
nose only on what is radio? Five? How do I
explain to my wife for work today?
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I just hit them ouch five. He's only on my noster,
by the way, that seeks. Wow, it really stretches, doesn't it.
Six straws? It might open me up?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh you mean my bleed.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Can worth it? You've got five?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You can't get you sixth in?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh? Really to watch? Okay, he's got six second nostril?
Eight now using both nostrils. My god, your nose is huge.
Nine rud off the red you got eight? Come on nine,
(22:37):
get in there, get in there. Nine Currently no world
record for straws? Would so get the pace setter. Here
we go. Six hundred and fifty in the mouth is
the record.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It's got nine?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Actually? Really wow? Nine was in there? Come on? Ten?
Go on?
Speaker 9 (23:07):
So come on ten, get ten, gets in gets in lad.
I think I'm gets in there.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Get in there. He's got ten. There's got ten plastic straws.
You want another one? Yeah? Mate? Oh wow, your skin
stretched a bit? Do you reckon? Yeah? Man? Definitely? All right?
Am I bleeding? No keep going. All right, that's eleven.
Ten to leave them up. Now you've got the ten
(23:47):
What did you get round in a pause? Ten straws
in the nose? Well done, yeah, cop, that mate, very good?
Top that?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Well, then I actually didn't get anything.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I just wanted to see you do something stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's all, have a good laugh, all have a good life.
Oh well, I'm the champion.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You are the champion. You are, you're doing well. Just
say for life three or four days something I realized
would so I didn't need to be so annoyed by this.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Me neither.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And I'll explain, and I'll explain. There's not it's not
it's not the actual thing that I'm annoyed about. It's
just a part of it. So on December ten, Wednesday,
December ten, is the is the Kiss fun run week
run club Sydney. It's five ks? Is that right? Abe?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You know more about this than I do?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yes, I believe it's a run.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Club, run club.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That was five So wood he you you you get
the call from our boss dB, Yes, he goes, mate,
would you mind coming down?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Do the five k's chuck the Kiss, single it on
the Kiss.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Sing it on a little little photo at the start
line of the run Club club. Great thing to promote
the run Club, and I was like, absolutely glad you called.
I can't wait to do It's a five k run
in the city followed by a disco. I was like,
that's that's me to a t baby run into a
discout to be good fun.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I'm doing it with with ab analysts.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We're doing it together. Analyst gets asked and you know
we love analysis segment on the show about a Legends,
she's the start of the show start producer. Absolutely, I
am on the show and I didn't get the call.
And look again, I'm not you know that you know
that this sort of thing is not my back. You know,
this sort of thing is not my back. But to
quote my mum, But to quote my mom, I'm you know,
(25:54):
time maternal. It's just nice to be asked. It's just
nice to be asked.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So even though you know you're going to say no,
you want him to say, hey, Will, would you like
to do the run Club?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's right of refusal surely on me. It's Will and
Woody Yeah, right, And you know because it is a
run club like it was movie club, or I'd be
offend about that. It's just nice to be asked. It
doesn't matter what it is. Are you any chance of
doing it? Do you want to do? You? Actually come?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You can pay a small fee and then you can
come along and you can do it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Do you tonally?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
A small fee and it's a good run. Pay so
you know I'll be working.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So why are you? So? Why are you going?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I didn't ask, I didn't say why you want this?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I didn't Why Why am I not invited? Because it's
very hard. I can't.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I can't step inside the brain of our boss.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Very hard for me not to take this personally and naturally.
When you don't get asked somewhere, you just start your
mind runs a bit. What it's shame? You start, your
little anxious brain gets in your head and you go,
am I not fit enough? Sure?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Am I not?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Am I not pretty? Like? You know? Is that it is? That?
Is that? The vibe? Is it me physically? Because you
know I've been working on my five year old ass
and you know it could be a seven or eight
year old ask at.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
This stage, I'm not going to come in on that.
But you are fitter than you have ever been. You
are looking trim. You're looking terrific, having said that, your
running technique has stayed the same. No, it's not good.
I think I think a wattle would be a compliment.
I don't know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Just like, it's just not my bag bag. You know,
I'm a swimmer, I'm not runner heavy, and I think
I go through a set of brooks a week.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm just I'm just I'm just making an assumption here
or having a guess.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I would say that he thinks that's bad.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
For him has seen me run. I think he's heard.
It's a bit of chatter.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It's a bit of chatter within the office.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Why do you think I haven't been invited?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Why have you been invited?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Just probably because I'm more youthful and fit, and yeah,
good for the brand.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
On brand exactly, it's just on brand.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You if I'm not on brand? What the hell am
I here?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Don't answer?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
That's a good question, right, let's a good question. Let's
let's call him, call him, well, I need to find
out why you weren't invited.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yep, okay, but he'll say you can come.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
He's going to project him. I just want to be invited, Yes,
I want to reject him, PreTect the bill.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I just want to know why, Kent.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
He's avoiding you. He's avoiding you. Man. They are popular
run clubs at the moment, they're all the rage.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I want, you know, maybe you should send him.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't think it's over the run Club, although I
really hope it is.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think it is. Maybe is there a world where
like I'm off their next year? Well I was going
to jump to that phasing me out, but like this
is one thing at a time, it could have come
to you know, do you know who's coming in?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
The announcement is going to be made at the run Club.
It's going to be a big announcement. It's me and
Dan at the Run Club. What I have a big
issue with with with air conditioners. Now you know, I'm
not usually one of to vents, not usually one to
get angry, but I was particularly angry about what I
believe is a huge design flaw with.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
All air conditioners.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Okay, that's a pretty sweeping statement, but I'm pretty sure
all air conditioners do this, and I hope from this
point fourth that all air conditioners will change. I've identified
a huge problem and I think it's angered many of
us for years.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
So you know the on the air conditioner remote.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Did you get a new air conditioner?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Nah, it's been around for a while.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But I think it's just it's a problem with the
air conditioner that I've just been dealing with for a while.
And I think that's the way that most of us
have approached this. It's like, we know it's not right.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
We just carry on, but you just go.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well, you kind of go, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I've never seen an air conditioner that doesn't have this,
and I think it's a massive problem and I just
want it to end. Will So you know how on
the air conditioner remote, there's like all these modes that
the air conditioner can be on. Yeah, right, And the
way that they signify each different mode is through a drawing.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yes, it's like an image. Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Now this is my frustration because it confuses the hell
out of me. Does snowflake mean that you're cold and
you want.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
To be warmer?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Or does it mean that? What does it mean that
you want to be cold? You want cold, you want nicely?
So what does sun mean? Because someone would no, I
completely disagree, but it doesn't make sense because if it's
snowing outside, hence snowflake.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, you should want warmth.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh wait, that's the wait, that's the no sun wait,
this is this is this is the bit and this
is what I was doing late last night. I was
I was too hot, and then it made sense to
me to put it on the sun mode.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Because I wanted to be warmer.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You said you were too hot. You want to be warmer?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
No, no, no, I want to be Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I think we've through two very simple questions. I think
we've discovered the issues with your brain. You can I
ask you another question there. So, like when you get
in the car, right, yeah, the generally speaking, the you
control the climate by choosing the temperature. Yeah, now you
understand that to be if I put it at sixteen degrees,
(31:11):
it's cold, I want the air to come out cold. Yeah. Yeah.
So if your logic carries through, then what you're also
saying is you're telling the car it is sixteen degrees
and you would want the air to come out warmer,
which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
That is a fair point if you are speaking on
behalf of air conditioning companies.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That does I think I'm speaking on behalf of everyone,
and so just to.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
This probably is identifying that maybe I'm a little bit
sleep deprive at the moment.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
But so, yeah, Snowflake, can I just extrapolate this one
more time? I can really put you on your back. So,
if you're watching TV and you want to watch Netflix,
you press the Netflix button, right, This is not the
same a second, that doesn't mean when you press the
Netflix button, that doesn't mean I'm currently watching Netflix and
I want something else. It is also a very good point.
(32:03):
So just to wrap this up in a nice little bow, then, so,
Snowflake means you want cold okay, great? Generally speaking, three
breezy arrows mean what do you mean there are like
three that might be the vein, that might be.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
The vein projection, or that might be the strength of
the fan.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, Jimmy come over and just if you could, actually
if you could, that would be nice. I'm glad we've
come to an answer there. So, Snowflake, if I'm hot, yeah, yeah, great. Perfect.
Generally speaking, if you see something on a menu on
a TV control, whatever it is, it shows the thing
(32:43):
you want, not the way that things currently are.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's like when there's three chilies next to a meal
that your order. Yes, no, but that would mean it
is hot, not you want it hotter. That moved mean
it's hot.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Okay, all right, I think I figured it out. If
you could do a come over, then that would be nice,
except you. The only exception I would say is if
you're is if you're steering a boat from the rudder.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
We'll talk about that off air.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Proposals stressful. Proposing to your partner. It's a stressful time.
It's hard to get it right.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Couldn't agree more? Had a stinker?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You're referring to me? Or are you referring to yourself?
Both of us? Actually? Well, yours was particular and awful
and nice, I mean like nice at the end of
the day. Fine, awful, also awful. Got laughs in my face, Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, I think both of ours are as bad as
what happened to a cans man who he spent.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I think it's cans cans, cans cans, a man from
cans cans cans. No, I don't think you'll say it right.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Ken's man anyway, cans cans cans. He's from calm and
cans cans. I think I'm nailing. I think the first time.
I'm nailed it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Anyway, this guy from Cans, he's in Cans and that's funny.
He spends hours setting up the perfect proposal. Right, So
he works with a wedding planner. He sets up all
these lights. He buys one of those big picture frame
me things that you're taking those photos in front of.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
He does all these.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Flowers, you know, like a photo nah, you know, like
weddings and stuff. You'll say like, this is the spot
where you get a photo taken. He sets up one
of them and it says like, will you marry me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
In lights?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
He sets up all these festive and lights.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Literally spends the entire afternoon organizing the perfect proposal.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Spot and arch apparently that's the word I was looking for.
Thank you producers anyone.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Arch sets up arch anyway, He does a arch.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
To propose to her under the arch. Yes, right, and.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's got written in lights, will you marry me? Perfect
used a wedding planner to organize the whole thing, right.
He then goes and gets his girlfriend, goes and picks
her up, mine, folds her and goes, I've got something
to show anyway, walks towards his huge setup and lo
and behold some bloke who was going for a walk
(35:11):
with his girlfriend saw the setup and was just like,
that is the perfect spots proposed and he's just gone.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So he just uses uses the setup to his girlfriends
that this is the would you would you have done it?
You saw it?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
All your work is done as someone who has who
has proposed and maybe done it wrong and done it poor.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
In concrete courts like this is it's.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Perfect And I have had a lift a finger, haven't
had to pay a dollar. So the answer is yesh,
I probably would, but you wouldn't have ever. You wouldn't
ever thought where you were like, oh somebody else has
put a lot of time into this, or would you
just think is it on the board walk because the
care Can's boardwalk is beautiful, challenge like the Can's council
(36:05):
set it up. It's like a public I think that's
what he agments. Oh that's what he's gone. I thought
it was a proposal. Pop up to be honest though,
pop up with a bit of cash.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
There is I when I when I saw this, what
I thought happened and I do think this happens a bit.
I thought a guy was just walking with his girlfriend
down the boardwalk, and the girlfriend assumed that he had
put on that huge thing.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh right, I think.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
The girl's gone, oh my god, you shouldn't have Wow, Wow,
it's happening, and the guy's gone or definitely didn't definitely
didn't organize that, but like, bugger it, I'll just go
with it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
He hasn't got the ring, that's true.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
You just say, like I don't have the ring, but
like i've obviously right now. Yeah, I just want to
focus on that. And look, thirteen one sixty five is
and this this might be rare maybe, but did you
wrongly assume that your partner was about to propose to you?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Have you ever been in the situation where I don't
know whether he just like organized a really fancy dinner
or a trip or something.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh sorry, you mean like you're sure that he's going
to propose? Oh yeah, they would have an all the time.
They would having all the time, surely. And I'd love
to know how far it's gone if you've if you ever,
like I mean, if you went as far as this
story as well and just went like, oh my god, Well,
if you've been dating for like a certain number of years,
as soon as there's a nice weekend booked away, the
radars up.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
So it was interesting because.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm not my radars not on for that. But I
remembers a number of our friends who hadn't been engaged yet,
and every weekend they went away. Yeah, because I just wasn't. Again,
I didn't have the radar on. But sim would say
to me engaged this weekend, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Like, oh, she would say to girl, so interesting.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Girls, Yeah, they chat, they go, oh, I think he's
going to do it. Interesting to say this because so
before the blokes just got it because it was a
for one on scoop before I propose, is that sort
of thing Scoopla, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
No I think he does. Oh no, Scoopler is a
for a different station.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Anyway, I was told after the fact, and so I
proposed to my wife a in our courtyard.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
In our backyard was her backyard.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It was a concrete, concrete courtyard, so again not romantic
at all. We had a trip to Margaret River like
literally the two weeks before that, and I had no
idea of this, but Mim was doing her nails every
single day.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Why didn't you propose, Margaret? I just didn't think about it.
The thought didn't cross my mind. Got beautiful views and
every time you got home like a winter's morning.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah yeah, yah, yeah yeah, And she was obviously devastated. Anyway,
thirty one who six fives the other? Did you wrongly
assume that your partner was proposing?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yes? What happened.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
So my husband planned this elaborate holiday to my dream
place in Bora Bora where he was intending to propose
to me. But he didn't go through with it because
my family caught on that potentially he was planning to
and allowed family cassing are you going to propose to her?
There in front of me? To the point that it
(39:23):
completely ruined us, so he backed to kind of doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
The man, good man, Can I say, I like, keep
your noses out of it. I don't like that, and
act it when I'm ready to do it, because that's
done a pressure on this thing.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Any more pressure and it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Sounds double or to the point where you go like, well,
I'm not going to do it anymore because everyone's predicted it,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
A little message out there, just don't put more pressure
on the fells.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
We're already sweating bullets here, we've got we've got this
invaluable ring.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
That we're trying to keep on person at all times
so we don't lose.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
It if everyone's talking about it. Did he say to
he you before you left? Chess? I think jess has
hung up.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
It was a different jests.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
We have a different This is Jessica.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
There you go very confused thanks to the cool other jests.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
The other jests hung up? Can we put them in
different Oh you called.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
One jess one Jessica?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
All right as well, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Sorry, Jessica, we're to start talking about how funny is
we've got two Jesses in a row. But yeah, just
really not that much, you know, not really There small
things that get us excited.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Jessica.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
I'm a massive fan. Guys. Story, it's a little bit.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
It's a little bit opposite. So my partner and I
went on a lovely trip for our your anniversary in January,
went over to New Zealand, and he actually told me
six months before that he was going to propose on
that trip. So every day I was looking amazing nails
down a hairmaker. We pow a helicopter up to the
glaciers and landed on top a helicopter driver and he
(40:54):
walked over to the edge and I thought, oh my god,
this is the moment.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
It's happening. He called me over.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
I walked over and he pissed love heart in the
snow and goes, look at this love heart. It's yellow snow.
The Will and Moody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
She is a woman had some hell of a hangover
and after a night out, and I think everyone does this,
you do the old check of the bank balance because
you kind of have that moment where you go, I'm
not sure what that was, just how much damage did
I do? So she opens up her internet banking and
she sees that she's in debt.
Speaker 1 (00:30):
Yeah, fifty billion dollars in the black.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
Yeah, here's a reaction with a mate finding it.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
Exactly. I swear to god, this is negative for what
I do, Billy. I want to play that it's in
the red. By the way, I think I said she's
in the black, but that just goes to show.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
Well, well, funny you say she's in the black, because
then the other thing that, after a bit of digging
her account also said that she was due a payment
of fifty billion dollars by two thousand and ninety nine.
Speaker 1 (01:07):
So it was like shocking.
Speaker 2 (01:08):
News, but then like, oh, well, you know in seventy years,
I am going to get fifty billion dollars. I do
want to focus that on that moment where she realizes
she's in fifty billion dollars debt. What am I going
to do, and I reckon exactly exactly what you're saying there,
what am I going to do? But also you probably
have a moment where you're like.
Speaker 1 (01:27):
Oh, what did I buy last night? Yeah?
Speaker 2 (01:30):
Like what could I have possibly purchased to now be
in fifty billion dollars debt? And I'd just love to
focus on this moment with other people right now in
thirteen one oh sixty five doesn't have to be fifty
billion dollars worth?
Speaker 1 (01:43):
But what purchase did you?
Speaker 2 (01:47):
Completely forget about bad moments? And often the penny drops
when the thing that you've purchased and you're like, I
have no recollection? How did I on the weekend. I've
spoken a little bit about the weekend.
Speaker 1 (02:02):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I've spoken a little bit about the
fact that I was overheating over the weekend while I
was sleeping.
Speaker 3 (02:08):
So I Friday night, So we had Christmas drinks on
Friday night?
Speaker 4 (02:11):
Have you spoken about that.
Speaker 3 (02:13):
I was talking to the team in the room referencing.
Speaker 1 (02:21):
That overheating.
Speaker 2 (02:24):
Yeah, And we had a Christmas drinks on Friday and
so I had a few drinks.
Speaker 1 (02:29):
Responsibly.
Speaker 2 (02:30):
Anyway, the next day I received at my house a
cooling quilt Wow, Well, apparently it's a doner that doesn't
warm you up, it cools awesome.
Speaker 1 (02:43):
I completely forgot about that's awesome. You're no idea, no
recollection at all.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Were you in bed and you're like, I'm hot and
then rolled over?
Speaker 1 (02:53):
I can't remember a cooling quilt. I can't remember why?
But why can't I remember? I was half a sleep?
Let's go with half asleep? I reckon, But that's a purchase.
I completely forge cooling quilt from bed?
Speaker 4 (03:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (03:06):
Well yeah, and then the thing with Amazon is the
next day, Yeah I have?
Speaker 1 (03:12):
Is it good? Did it cool? You? Like? You look
at the pictures of the cooling quilt and you think
you're going to be like a fridge.
Speaker 2 (03:19):
Yeah, it's not that good. It's definitely not as hot
as a doner.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
Is it weighted? Because I'm in I'm interesting getting a
weighted blanket?
Speaker 3 (03:26):
No, it's not weighted. Oh mine isn't waited anymore?
Speaker 1 (03:29):
Cooling quilt? Yeah? Cooling quilt does sound like a bit
of an oxymoron, doesn't it. Yeah, how does it work?
We'll talk of it. I think it's all about the material.
It's got a four point nine four point nine rating. Yeah,
I just don't think it's it's okay. Did you get
where'd you get it? What was the bread? Was it
a kosa ac acura? Tan? You got the cheap one?
You got the cheap one probably, which doesn't surprise me.
(03:51):
So if you've been like me, thirteen one six five
is the number? A cure text, A cure text? Yeah, yeah, yeah,
what's that guy?
Speaker 4 (04:02):
No rating?
Speaker 1 (04:04):
It's it's a quick buy though. That's what I have
done when I rolled over.
Speaker 2 (04:10):
Thirteen one six five is the number. What purchase did
you completely forget about? I made of mine, bought a
well he realized when it arrived to PlayStation five game, Yeah,
and he was like when it arrived, he was like, oh,
it's actually pretty good.
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Yeah, have you with that?
Speaker 2 (04:24):
And then that same game arrived for the next two days,
so he kept doing it and kept forgetting about it.
Speaker 4 (04:32):
That's great.
Speaker 3 (04:33):
What purchase did you completely forget about?
Speaker 1 (04:35):
A lot of a lot of old old Mediterranean people
put their put their money still in the roofs and floorboards,
particularly from a particular generation, because they don't trust banks. Yeah,
we love banks on this show, of course, we do
love them.
Speaker 4 (04:50):
We love all the banks.
Speaker 1 (04:50):
This was just all the banks absolutely look after us.
Clips there running. Let's go to Isaac here on thirteen
one oh sixty five. Isaac, you may to purchase and
you completely forgot about it. What happened?
Speaker 5 (05:04):
Have you heard of Grave the other bidding site?
Speaker 1 (05:07):
What gray? The auction? Is the auction?
Speaker 6 (05:10):
All right?
Speaker 5 (05:10):
So I was having Saturday night with boys to look
at a car, and I'm like, I want that car.
So put a bid down for two thousand dollars, no
exacting anything from it. And then eight days later and
the bid ended, and of course saying you want your car?
Speaker 1 (05:26):
I want it?
Speaker 4 (05:27):
You want a car? You bought a car without remembering it?
Speaker 5 (05:30):
Yeah, I just it? Wow, you want to put it?
Speaker 1 (05:37):
Ruth almighty? Isaac?
Speaker 3 (05:39):
So what I mean two grand for a car?
Speaker 2 (05:42):
I mean my mind is going, that's that's good, that's
a solid investment.
Speaker 1 (05:45):
What car was it?
Speaker 5 (05:46):
You would think though? Six golf, Judy, Hi, it's a
blown turbo.
Speaker 2 (05:52):
So I literally came and dropped. I just dumped a
car that doesn't work. And you're to fork out two
thousand clams.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Oh that's great. You can have one hundred dollar Archies
footwab vouch for that one mate built with signature arch
support archies offers, just got to move the screen to
read the credit. The perfect balance of comforts Charin and
all day wear ability. Woodrone like she had a friend
of mine who I was at a music festival with him, and.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
We met at the music festival and.
Speaker 1 (06:25):
I couldn't find him, couldn't find him, and then he
surprised me, jumped like, scared the absolute the dayline out
of me because he jumped out from behind a tree
wearing a full gilly suit, which, for anyone proper sniper
camouflage kit. What a great purchase. Wearing at the whole
at music veestival, forty degree forty degree festival. That's hot.
(06:47):
I was hot.
Speaker 4 (06:48):
I was like, what the hell are you wearing?
Speaker 1 (06:49):
And he's like, well, my god, I spent seven hundred
dollars buying a legitimate gilly So my partner told me
I had to wear the music festival's punishment. That's awesome.
It was good gear for the whole festival. Didn't see it,
didn't see a second of music, and he's at the
same spot his girlfriend thought she was punishing him. Turns
out he was the absolute winner of the music. A bit,
(07:10):
it is a hot bit.
Speaker 4 (07:11):
It was a hot bit.
Speaker 2 (07:12):
Let's go to Bree here on thirty one oh sixty five, Bri,
your son made a purchase.
Speaker 7 (07:18):
Oh not just one purchase, he made eighteen purchases. Ah yeah,
well I had no idea and till boxes started turning
out the next day from Amazon Prime. And there was
Lego sets, there were remote control cars, there were PlayStation games.
Speaker 2 (07:37):
Yeah, he's done the lot, baby, So do we have
a figure there, bree as to watch this shopping spree.
Speaker 7 (07:44):
I'm yessing about fourteen hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
Oh so when when you contact Jeff, when you say
to Jeff, listen, Jeff, it wasn't me.
Speaker 1 (07:53):
It was my son who went on a bit of
a spree. What was the did you get like a refund?
Speaker 5 (07:59):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (08:00):
Look, well, boxers had arrived already. I was like, you
know what, mate, some of these are just going to
go in the cupboard to give to your friends. There
went back. You just have there's still a couple in
the cupboard, ready for Christmas, ready for birthdays. But absolute shure.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
What's the caution there? Because obviously you want for ease
of purchase, you want to link your cards up to
these accounts. So he's got on the iPad and just
gone a hand of cause retail for two men with
two little girls. How do you start that?
Speaker 5 (08:33):
Yes?
Speaker 7 (08:34):
Absolutely, yeah, Look he's more technologically advanced than me, so.
Speaker 5 (08:40):
Good luck with that.
Speaker 7 (08:41):
Put it, put in any controls you like, but that'll
work their way around.
Speaker 2 (08:45):
I sure that is very scary because you can just
get the buy now button on Amazon as well if
you need the.
Speaker 1 (08:51):
Buy now button anyway. Right now, though it is the
best of the Internet with Will's read According to me,
Will Beware of the blob crems, spent a lot of
time I read it, and I just found some greake
gear Woodrow's in control of a buzzer if he thinks
it's boring, guys, because I can tend to tunnel into
(09:11):
some pretty nerdy topics. But hey, this first one. I
know you've been one to hear and any any Will's
Reddit fans, and I know they're out there that.
Speaker 4 (09:18):
Merch is coming.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
Guys. They'll be pumped about this because I referenced this
about three weeks ago and I haven't got the story yet.
It's a twenty one day hook.
Speaker 4 (09:27):
Twenty one day.
Speaker 1 (09:27):
We're ready for it. Michael Jackson used to prank Russell Crowe. Yeah,
this can't be true.
Speaker 2 (09:32):
So just don't understand how the two of them know
each other, like in what they don't They don't know
each other yet Michael Jackson still pranks Russell Crowe, Yes,
or did so.
Speaker 1 (09:42):
It's after two thousand and two, so he's been not
he's one Gladiator, he's been nominated for The Insider A
beautiful mind. So's he's very, very, very big actor at
this stage. So for some reason, somehow, somehow Michael jack
and found out the name that Russell Crowe used to
(10:03):
stay in hotels under do you know what it is? No?
And he doesn't reveal that because obviously he don't want
anyone else knowing. So somehow Michael Jackson found this out
and then he would just just called the room that
Crowe was staying in and prank him and not like
(10:24):
not like I put it on a voice prank or
what do we think? So he'd do a few voices.
So and it was going on for like this went
on for two or three years. Did Crow know that
it was m jas? So Russell Crowe knows Michael Jackson
keeps pranking him the hotels?
Speaker 3 (10:40):
Yes, unbelievable. Three years.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Yes, yeah, So he goes hotel room and then like clockwork,
at some stage the room the room phone would go.
And then apparently one of the prank likes the pranks,
the sort of pranks that would would be like he'd
answer the phone, go he was Russell, and then he'd
say Michael Jackson would say, he's mister wall, he's miss small.
There are there any walls there? Then what's holding the
(11:05):
roof up? And then the champagne and then and then
and then just hang up and then just hang out.
So he did it ages, and he did it for
three years, and then apparently McAuley Culkin used to get
in on it.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
So Michael Jackson McAll it.
Speaker 1 (11:18):
Colin used to brank Russell Crod put it on speaker,
put it on speaker, Michael put it on speaker, what
are you going to go? And he knew so Russell
Russell growing new near the whole time be like Michael,
please stop, and was he was he but angry about it,
was like, well the end of the day, it's Michael Jackson,
like I'd look forward to what are you going to do?
Every time I checked into a hotel. I knew Michael
Jackson was about to Frank me, I would be I
wouldn't leave the room, right. I thought it was a
(11:40):
part of that as well as like it was a
gimmick for him. So he was like, you know what,
at the end of the day, that's great, that's a
great story. How did that get out?
Speaker 4 (11:46):
It was on Graham Norton. Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 1 (11:49):
Yeah, and then yeah it was a good audio there.
I just think it. So I preferred you. I thought
I was fine. I thought it was just a Prince story.
But then a scrolled down and there's Rusty on Graham Norton.
Now you can get that online, guys, just go online.
Find so this one. So Kim Kardashian, yeps, a big,
(12:11):
big deal. Yep. I'm across her this story.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
Look, I've never been a huge Kim fan. Have been
a huge Kim fan, great business woman. This story really
grinds my gears. So this has been posted by Ireland Baldwin,
who's Alec Alec Baldwin's daughter.
Speaker 4 (12:32):
Yeah, okay, you're across her.
Speaker 1 (12:34):
I'm not across Ireland. So Kim Kardashian posted a photo
of herself with a rare elephant leather skin handbag.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
You sure it was real? I am Okay, isn't that
just rank?
Speaker 1 (12:56):
Yeah? Very rank? Elephant skin handbag? And she's posted that online.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Oh that's pretty good. At makes me a bit sick,
isn't that?
Speaker 1 (13:11):
What isn't that? Absolutely, it's just so many that is
so vacuous. Take you pick, Take your pick. If I
don't know why, I'm not all just wiping her immediately
for that. The elephants are so clever, very intelligent. They visit,
they visit the bones of their dead relatives. After the elephants,
there were great memories, emotionally intelligent, beautiful creatures.
Speaker 4 (13:35):
Kim Kardashian's posting it, it's.
Speaker 1 (13:36):
A burkeen by the way, Oh name and Jane, what's
the desire for having your bag made of elephants skin?
As well? I don't. I don't look at it interesting.
I don't get poaching. Look at an elephant?
Speaker 4 (13:48):
Get any I'm done with it for me.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
Wow. Yeah, Well, I just think that's that's as bad
as it gets. How do you guys feel about Kim? Yeah,
that's good questions, because you guys are Kim fans. What
do you think?
Speaker 8 (13:59):
Are we think or maybe not, maybe not jo it's
not fine because.
Speaker 3 (14:03):
In some people like tradition, like not.
Speaker 1 (14:07):
Just some people wear fur.
Speaker 4 (14:08):
Get rid of the mic.
Speaker 3 (14:09):
Maybe it's a airloom, that's true.
Speaker 1 (14:12):
Was it a new bag?
Speaker 4 (14:13):
I don't think that.
Speaker 1 (14:14):
I don't think. I don't think that's I don't that's
a good thing. Yeah, all right. Would you like to
finish on an I would mind a higher note if
that's like you had me laughing with m J prankin Cracker.
I'm feeling a.
Speaker 4 (14:26):
Bit public service announcer.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
I just you know, i'd also goung you about thirty
seconds ago. I'm sorry about. Kevin Spacey is working as
a nightclub singer in Cyprus at the moment, is leaving. Sorry,
okay o, Yeah, here's good. Here's a good one. Yeah,
here we go, Here we go. Jose Alvarenger not across him.
No more questions on Kevin's face. Jose Alvarenga. Yeah, survived
(14:54):
one year and two months at sea, that's extraordinary. Gets
saved eventually gets read only to be sued for one
million dollars by his crewmate's family. So he's out. He's
lost a seat with another guy. He gets rescued. He
lands on shore. The guy who he was at sea
with his family sues him for a million dollars because
(15:16):
they say that he ate him and did he not
sure I would try. I'm not sure if you saw
this story. I think you might have because it's very upraally. Basically,
a bunch of kids found a Guinness World record in
Sweden and these two kids and they're like, well, I reckon,
(15:38):
that's pretty beatable.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
And I'll tell you who could beat it?
Speaker 1 (15:41):
Our dad. So the world record was the amount of
matches to be put up somebody's nose. Oh, what's the record?
This guy Martin's strawby once. So this is the dad
he beat the record. So the previous record was sixty
eight matches. Jeez, that is a lot of matches. He
(16:04):
put that using both yeah both yeah, yeah yeah, the
full snot box. He got the record with eighty one matches. Holylely?
Yeah did he? So they were looking for.
Speaker 2 (16:18):
The picture there but as he just created like a
circle with the matches or is he like has he
put them on top of each other?
Speaker 3 (16:26):
So has he gone deep? How deep is he going?
Speaker 1 (16:28):
Like? They're all portrayal Okay, but you know yeah, so
that Yeah, so just the tip of each one of
them is in his nose. And yeah, he's got one
matches in his nose. So that was very impressive, even
both sides. Or does he have one bigger nostril? Eighty one?
Speaker 2 (16:45):
Actually it has to be an uneven number, so he's
got one bigger nostril.
Speaker 1 (16:48):
It looks like he's got more matches in one nostril
than the other.
Speaker 3 (16:52):
It's been trying to picture. That's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (16:53):
It's pretty cool.
Speaker 1 (16:54):
That's extraordinary.
Speaker 4 (16:55):
Yeah, it's very impressive.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
And his kids were pumped, So I don't know, he said,
I really wanted to make them proud. Oh so how
old are is kids? Oh they look like teenagers. So
I don't think they actually are proud. I think they've
just jokes on him. So what I wouldn't mind doing.
What I was thinking to myself was I was like, Wow,
who's got who's got Who's got a big nose? That
(17:19):
I know? I've got a pre decent nose, and you
and I have both got decent noses. So what I
got more length than you?
Speaker 4 (17:25):
I would say, yeah, and I've probably got a bit
more girth.
Speaker 1 (17:27):
Yeah. Yeah, so we're talking noses kids. So what I
was thinking was you versus me.
Speaker 3 (17:36):
Yeah, we got all was hung Yeah amazing.
Speaker 1 (17:40):
Choose your weapon, choose my weapon. Choose your weapon in
terms of whatever you want to choose in the office,
Oh to stick up my nose, and we try and
I could find matches and we try and see who
can get the most impressive thing out there nose outher
tour Us. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 (17:55):
Okay, so it's just there aren't really any rules around,
so it's not necessarily the number of things. It's just
like who can put the best thing up there? So
it could be a quantity, but it might just be quality.
Yeah yeah, yeah, sure, yeah.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
So that's that's kind of like a choice by choice
decision whatever you want to go for. You know, you
might get three tea bags up there.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
You can't stop trying things.
Speaker 1 (18:14):
I'm I'm just a whiteboard micer up there, so I
could do whiteboard and I think the rule is that
you have to leave it in there and take your
hands off. Okay, yeah yeah, yeah, that's in order for
it to be actually stuck up your nose. Yeah okay, good.
Speaker 2 (18:23):
Rule all right, is that we want we wanted to
be or do we want the rules to be like
a dance off, where it's like, so obviously the rules
of a dance off is I dance, and then you
need to replicate what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (18:37):
Should we come back? No, I think it's just you
think it's just choose your most the most impressive thing
you can and that could be multiples of a small thing,
or it could be one big thing a whiteboard marker.
Speaker 4 (18:48):
You might get three t bags out of page. I
don't know.
Speaker 1 (18:51):
You're big on the tea bag?
Speaker 4 (18:52):
Did I say bag?
Speaker 1 (18:54):
You've brought up? I reckon tea bags? Is that impressive?
You might get an a four piece of paper up?
You know, I don't know. Good luck, Well, I don't know.
I don't know, like rolled up. Yeah, okay, all right
now I'm thinking, okay, you're ready to go. All right,
let's on the other side. I'm going to close my
(19:20):
eyes so I can't see spreading back into the office.
I hope you're having a great jove home and his
will and what if you just joined us. We're going
to have the man shoved eighty one matches up his
nose to get the world record extraordinary most things shoved up,
most matches ever shoved up someone's nose and his kid's proud.
It is a beautiful family. Mister middle aged man from Sweden.
He's in the Guinness World Records. Now, I just threw
(19:42):
a little challenge out to you and I then woods
as two men who've got, you know, pretty prominent noses,
who could shove more things up their nose in the
office most impressive? What's the most impressive thing you can
shove up your nose from? You seem very unpuffed you
I found early. Okay, okay, you pre planned. Well, I'd
obviously had a bit of time to think about it.
Speaker 3 (20:03):
I've been stressing for the last two and a half but.
Speaker 1 (20:06):
I've been doing this. But like I've obviously I brought
a bit of time to think about it.
Speaker 3 (20:10):
Well, that's worth the audience knowing that you've had time
to plan.
Speaker 1 (20:13):
So it's whatever's most impressive. I think, so, j you
want me to go first? Or do you want to
go first? You go first, I've got I've got two options.
I can't believe this stuff is in our office. By
the way, would you be more impressed by like number
of number of chalk pieces fine pain his glory or
(20:39):
number of straws what's that plastic strat while we've got
them in the office. Well, it does say echo straw
on it. They are plastic, but it might be most
impressed by it. I don't know this. I might I
might try. I might throw it outside a little bit
to see. What do you guys think what's more impressive
the chalk or the straw? Well, I've seen both in
(20:59):
action there. Sorry, what do you think, Maddie, Maddie saw
the trials in the kitchen? Oh?
Speaker 4 (21:04):
Yeah, what do you think, Maddie? What's most impressive the
chalk with the straw.
Speaker 1 (21:07):
Lean towards the straws?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
You're going to get more in there?
Speaker 1 (21:10):
I think, yeah. I think the downside of the chalk
is I might not even be able to get two
up there?
Speaker 3 (21:15):
Should I give it a go, just for just for
a laugh.
Speaker 1 (21:19):
No, no, no, no, okay, I don't know. Put in chalk
up your nose, mate, You're going to go straws? Here
we go, here, we go one, here, he got one,
he's got two. You got to keep your hands off,
by the way, Well, at the end, obviously I need
my hand. That's three. I heard a bit right, because
they shrink, don't they? What has radio. That's four straws
(21:43):
right now listening to a man shoves straws up his
nose only on what is radio? Five? How do I
explain to my wife for work today?
Speaker 6 (21:55):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (21:55):
I just hit them ouch five. He's only on my noster,
by the way, that seeks. Wow, it really stretches, doesn't it.
Six straws? It might open me up?
Speaker 4 (22:07):
Oh you mean my bleed.
Speaker 1 (22:11):
Can worth it? You've got five?
Speaker 4 (22:14):
You can't get you sixth in?
Speaker 1 (22:15):
Oh? Really to watch? Okay, he's got six second nostril?
Eight now using both nostrils. My god, your nose is huge.
Nine rud off the red you got eight? Come on nine,
(22:37):
get in there, get in there. Nine Currently no world
record for straws? Would so get the pace setter. Here
we go. Six hundred and fifty in the mouth is
the record.
Speaker 4 (22:49):
It's got nine?
Speaker 1 (22:54):
Actually? Really wow? Nine was in there? Come on? Ten?
Go on?
Speaker 9 (23:07):
So come on ten, get ten, gets in gets in lad.
I think I'm gets in there.
Speaker 1 (23:25):
Get in there. He's got ten. There's got ten plastic straws.
You want another one? Yeah? Mate? Oh wow, your skin
stretched a bit? Do you reckon? Yeah? Man? Definitely? All right?
Am I bleeding? No keep going. All right, that's eleven.
Ten to leave them up. Now you've got the ten
(23:47):
What did you get round in a pause? Ten straws
in the nose? Well done, yeah, cop, that mate, very good?
Top that?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
Well, then I actually didn't get anything.
Speaker 1 (23:55):
I just wanted to see you do something stupid.
Speaker 3 (24:04):
That's all, have a good laugh, all have a good life.
Oh well, I'm the champion.
Speaker 1 (24:10):
You are the champion. You are, you're doing well. Just
say for life three or four days something I realized
would so I didn't need to be so annoyed by this.
Speaker 4 (24:31):
Me neither.
Speaker 1 (24:32):
And I'll explain, and I'll explain. There's not it's not
it's not the actual thing that I'm annoyed about. It's
just a part of it. So on December ten, Wednesday,
December ten, is the is the Kiss fun run week
run club Sydney. It's five ks? Is that right? Abe?
Speaker 4 (24:54):
You know more about this than I do?
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Yes, I believe it's a run.
Speaker 4 (24:57):
Club, run club.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
That was five So wood he you you you get
the call from our boss dB, Yes, he goes, mate,
would you mind coming down?
Speaker 4 (25:08):
Do the five k's chuck the Kiss, single it on
the Kiss.
Speaker 2 (25:11):
Sing it on a little little photo at the start
line of the run Club club. Great thing to promote
the run Club, and I was like, absolutely glad you called.
I can't wait to do It's a five k run
in the city followed by a disco. I was like,
that's that's me to a t baby run into a
discout to be good fun.
Speaker 3 (25:28):
I'm doing it with with ab analysts.
Speaker 1 (25:31):
We're doing it together. Analyst gets asked and you know
we love analysis segment on the show about a Legends,
she's the start of the show start producer. Absolutely, I
am on the show and I didn't get the call.
And look again, I'm not you know that you know
that this sort of thing is not my back. You know,
this sort of thing is not my back. But to
quote my mum, But to quote my mom, I'm you know,
(25:54):
time maternal. It's just nice to be asked. It's just
nice to be asked.
Speaker 2 (25:57):
So even though you know you're going to say no,
you want him to say, hey, Will, would you like
to do the run Club?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
It's right of refusal surely on me. It's Will and
Woody Yeah, right, And you know because it is a
run club like it was movie club, or I'd be
offend about that. It's just nice to be asked. It
doesn't matter what it is. Are you any chance of
doing it? Do you want to do? You? Actually come?
Speaker 3 (26:15):
You can pay a small fee and then you can
come along and you can do it.
Speaker 1 (26:18):
Do you tonally?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
A small fee and it's a good run. Pay so
you know I'll be working.
Speaker 1 (26:22):
So why are you? So? Why are you going?
Speaker 3 (26:25):
I didn't ask, I didn't say why you want this?
Speaker 1 (26:27):
I didn't Why Why am I not invited? Because it's
very hard. I can't.
Speaker 3 (26:33):
I can't step inside the brain of our boss.
Speaker 1 (26:35):
Very hard for me not to take this personally and naturally.
When you don't get asked somewhere, you just start your
mind runs a bit. What it's shame? You start, your
little anxious brain gets in your head and you go,
am I not fit enough? Sure?
Speaker 4 (26:47):
Am I not?
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Am I not pretty? Like? You know? Is that it is? That?
Is that? The vibe? Is it me physically? Because you
know I've been working on my five year old ass
and you know it could be a seven or eight
year old ask at.
Speaker 2 (26:58):
This stage, I'm not going to come in on that.
But you are fitter than you have ever been. You
are looking trim. You're looking terrific, having said that, your
running technique has stayed the same. No, it's not good.
I think I think a wattle would be a compliment.
I don't know what you're trying to do.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Just like, it's just not my bag bag. You know,
I'm a swimmer, I'm not runner heavy, and I think
I go through a set of brooks a week.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
I'm just I'm just I'm just making an assumption here
or having a guess.
Speaker 3 (27:28):
I would say that he thinks that's bad.
Speaker 1 (27:29):
For him has seen me run. I think he's heard.
It's a bit of chatter.
Speaker 3 (27:33):
It's a bit of chatter within the office.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
Why do you think I haven't been invited?
Speaker 4 (27:37):
Why have you been invited?
Speaker 2 (27:39):
Just probably because I'm more youthful and fit, and yeah,
good for the brand.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
On brand exactly, it's just on brand.
Speaker 1 (27:47):
You if I'm not on brand? What the hell am
I here?
Speaker 4 (27:49):
Don't answer?
Speaker 1 (27:50):
That's a good question, right, let's a good question. Let's
let's call him, call him, well, I need to find
out why you weren't invited.
Speaker 2 (27:57):
Yep, okay, but he'll say you can come.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
He's going to project him. I just want to be invited, Yes,
I want to reject him, PreTect the bill.
Speaker 4 (28:08):
I just want to know why, Kent.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
He's avoiding you. He's avoiding you. Man. They are popular
run clubs at the moment, they're all the rage.
Speaker 5 (28:18):
I want, you know, maybe you should send him.
Speaker 3 (28:25):
I don't think it's over the run Club, although I
really hope it is.
Speaker 1 (28:29):
I think it is. Maybe is there a world where
like I'm off their next year? Well I was going
to jump to that phasing me out, but like this
is one thing at a time, it could have come
to you know, do you know who's coming in?
Speaker 2 (28:40):
The announcement is going to be made at the run Club.
It's going to be a big announcement. It's me and
Dan at the Run Club. What I have a big
issue with with with air conditioners. Now you know, I'm
not usually one of to vents, not usually one to
get angry, but I was particularly angry about what I
believe is a huge design flaw with.
Speaker 4 (29:03):
All air conditioners.
Speaker 2 (29:04):
Okay, that's a pretty sweeping statement, but I'm pretty sure
all air conditioners do this, and I hope from this
point fourth that all air conditioners will change. I've identified
a huge problem and I think it's angered many of
us for years.
Speaker 3 (29:19):
So you know the on the air conditioner remote.
Speaker 4 (29:23):
Did you get a new air conditioner?
Speaker 3 (29:25):
Nah, it's been around for a while.
Speaker 2 (29:26):
But I think it's just it's a problem with the
air conditioner that I've just been dealing with for a while.
And I think that's the way that most of us
have approached this. It's like, we know it's not right.
Speaker 4 (29:36):
We just carry on, but you just go.
Speaker 1 (29:38):
Well, you kind of go, that's just the way it is.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
I've never seen an air conditioner that doesn't have this,
and I think it's a massive problem and I just
want it to end. Will So you know how on
the air conditioner remote, there's like all these modes that
the air conditioner can be on. Yeah, right, And the
way that they signify each different mode is through a drawing.
Speaker 1 (30:01):
Yes, it's like an image. Okay.
Speaker 2 (30:03):
Now this is my frustration because it confuses the hell
out of me. Does snowflake mean that you're cold and
you want.
Speaker 1 (30:11):
To be warmer?
Speaker 2 (30:13):
Or does it mean that? What does it mean that
you want to be cold? You want cold, you want nicely?
So what does sun mean? Because someone would no, I
completely disagree, but it doesn't make sense because if it's
snowing outside, hence snowflake.
Speaker 1 (30:26):
Yeah, you should want warmth.
Speaker 4 (30:28):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (30:29):
Oh wait, that's the wait, that's the no sun wait,
this is this is this is the bit and this
is what I was doing late last night. I was
I was too hot, and then it made sense to
me to put it on the sun mode.
Speaker 3 (30:42):
Because I wanted to be warmer.
Speaker 1 (30:45):
You said you were too hot. You want to be warmer?
Speaker 3 (30:47):
No, no, no, I want to be Oh my god.
Speaker 1 (30:49):
I think we've through two very simple questions. I think
we've discovered the issues with your brain. You can I
ask you another question there. So, like when you get
in the car, right, yeah, the generally speaking, the you
control the climate by choosing the temperature. Yeah, now you
understand that to be if I put it at sixteen degrees,
(31:11):
it's cold, I want the air to come out cold. Yeah. Yeah.
So if your logic carries through, then what you're also
saying is you're telling the car it is sixteen degrees
and you would want the air to come out warmer,
which doesn't make any sense.
Speaker 2 (31:26):
That is a fair point if you are speaking on
behalf of air conditioning companies.
Speaker 1 (31:31):
That does I think I'm speaking on behalf of everyone,
and so just to.
Speaker 2 (31:36):
This probably is identifying that maybe I'm a little bit
sleep deprive at the moment.
Speaker 1 (31:39):
But so, yeah, Snowflake, can I just extrapolate this one
more time? I can really put you on your back. So,
if you're watching TV and you want to watch Netflix,
you press the Netflix button, right, This is not the
same a second, that doesn't mean when you press the
Netflix button, that doesn't mean I'm currently watching Netflix and
I want something else. It is also a very good point.
(32:03):
So just to wrap this up in a nice little bow, then, so,
Snowflake means you want cold okay, great? Generally speaking, three
breezy arrows mean what do you mean there are like
three that might be the vein, that might be.
Speaker 4 (32:19):
The vein projection, or that might be the strength of
the fan.
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Okay, Jimmy come over and just if you could, actually
if you could, that would be nice. I'm glad we've
come to an answer there. So, Snowflake, if I'm hot, yeah, yeah, great. Perfect.
Generally speaking, if you see something on a menu on
a TV control, whatever it is, it shows the thing
(32:43):
you want, not the way that things currently are.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
It's like when there's three chilies next to a meal
that your order. Yes, no, but that would mean it
is hot, not you want it hotter. That moved mean
it's hot.
Speaker 1 (32:53):
Okay, all right, I think I figured it out. If
you could do a come over, then that would be nice,
except you. The only exception I would say is if
you're is if you're steering a boat from the rudder.
Speaker 4 (33:06):
We'll talk about that off air.
Speaker 2 (33:13):
Proposals stressful. Proposing to your partner. It's a stressful time.
It's hard to get it right.
Speaker 4 (33:18):
Couldn't agree more? Had a stinker?
Speaker 1 (33:21):
You're referring to me? Or are you referring to yourself?
Both of us? Actually? Well, yours was particular and awful
and nice, I mean like nice at the end of
the day. Fine, awful, also awful. Got laughs in my face, Yeah,
there you go.
Speaker 2 (33:34):
Well, I think both of ours are as bad as
what happened to a cans man who he spent.
Speaker 1 (33:40):
I think it's cans cans, cans cans, a man from
cans cans cans. No, I don't think you'll say it right.
Speaker 3 (33:48):
Ken's man anyway, cans cans cans. He's from calm and
cans cans. I think I'm nailing. I think the first time.
I'm nailed it.
Speaker 2 (34:00):
Anyway, this guy from Cans, he's in Cans and that's funny.
He spends hours setting up the perfect proposal. Right, So
he works with a wedding planner. He sets up all
these lights. He buys one of those big picture frame
me things that you're taking those photos in front of.
Speaker 1 (34:18):
He does all these.
Speaker 2 (34:19):
Flowers, you know, like a photo nah, you know, like
weddings and stuff. You'll say like, this is the spot
where you get a photo taken. He sets up one
of them and it says like, will you marry me?
Speaker 1 (34:32):
In lights?
Speaker 3 (34:32):
He sets up all these festive and lights.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
Literally spends the entire afternoon organizing the perfect proposal.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Spot and arch apparently that's the word I was looking for.
Thank you producers anyone.
Speaker 3 (34:44):
Arch sets up arch anyway, He does a arch.
Speaker 1 (34:48):
To propose to her under the arch. Yes, right, and.
Speaker 2 (34:50):
He's got written in lights, will you marry me? Perfect
used a wedding planner to organize the whole thing, right.
He then goes and gets his girlfriend, goes and picks
her up, mine, folds her and goes, I've got something
to show anyway, walks towards his huge setup and lo
and behold some bloke who was going for a walk
(35:11):
with his girlfriend saw the setup and was just like,
that is the perfect spots proposed and he's just gone.
Speaker 1 (35:21):
So he just uses uses the setup to his girlfriends
that this is the would you would you have done it?
You saw it?
Speaker 2 (35:36):
All your work is done as someone who has who
has proposed and maybe done it wrong and done it poor.
Speaker 4 (35:41):
In concrete courts like this is it's.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
Perfect And I have had a lift a finger, haven't
had to pay a dollar. So the answer is yesh,
I probably would, but you wouldn't have ever. You wouldn't
ever thought where you were like, oh somebody else has
put a lot of time into this, or would you
just think is it on the board walk because the
care Can's boardwalk is beautiful, challenge like the Can's council
(36:05):
set it up. It's like a public I think that's
what he agments. Oh that's what he's gone. I thought
it was a proposal. Pop up to be honest though,
pop up with a bit of cash.
Speaker 2 (36:15):
There is I when I when I saw this, what
I thought happened and I do think this happens a bit.
I thought a guy was just walking with his girlfriend
down the boardwalk, and the girlfriend assumed that he had
put on that huge thing.
Speaker 1 (36:33):
Oh right, I think.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
The girl's gone, oh my god, you shouldn't have Wow, Wow,
it's happening, and the guy's gone or definitely didn't definitely
didn't organize that, but like, bugger it, I'll just go
with it.
Speaker 4 (36:48):
He hasn't got the ring, that's true.
Speaker 2 (36:50):
You just say, like I don't have the ring, but
like i've obviously right now. Yeah, I just want to
focus on that. And look, thirteen one sixty five is
and this this might be rare maybe, but did you
wrongly assume that your partner was about to propose to you?
Speaker 1 (37:08):
Oh god?
Speaker 2 (37:10):
Have you ever been in the situation where I don't
know whether he just like organized a really fancy dinner
or a trip or something.
Speaker 1 (37:16):
Oh sorry, you mean like you're sure that he's going
to propose? Oh yeah, they would have an all the time.
They would having all the time, surely. And I'd love
to know how far it's gone if you've if you ever,
like I mean, if you went as far as this
story as well and just went like, oh my god, Well,
if you've been dating for like a certain number of years,
as soon as there's a nice weekend booked away, the
radars up.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
So it was interesting because.
Speaker 1 (37:38):
I'm not my radars not on for that. But I
remembers a number of our friends who hadn't been engaged yet,
and every weekend they went away. Yeah, because I just wasn't. Again,
I didn't have the radar on. But sim would say
to me engaged this weekend, and I'm.
Speaker 3 (37:50):
Like, oh, she would say to girl, so interesting.
Speaker 1 (37:54):
Girls, Yeah, they chat, they go, oh, I think he's
going to do it. Interesting to say this because so
before the blokes just got it because it was a
for one on scoop before I propose, is that sort
of thing Scoopla, Yeah, no.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
No I think he does. Oh no, Scoopler is a
for a different station.
Speaker 2 (38:11):
Anyway, I was told after the fact, and so I
proposed to my wife a in our courtyard.
Speaker 1 (38:18):
In our backyard was her backyard.
Speaker 2 (38:20):
It was a concrete, concrete courtyard, so again not romantic
at all. We had a trip to Margaret River like
literally the two weeks before that, and I had no
idea of this, but Mim was doing her nails every
single day.
Speaker 1 (38:32):
Why didn't you propose, Margaret? I just didn't think about it.
The thought didn't cross my mind. Got beautiful views and
every time you got home like a winter's morning.
Speaker 2 (38:47):
Yeah yeah, yah, yeah yeah, And she was obviously devastated. Anyway,
thirty one who six fives the other? Did you wrongly
assume that your partner was proposing?
Speaker 1 (38:59):
Yes? What happened.
Speaker 6 (39:02):
So my husband planned this elaborate holiday to my dream
place in Bora Bora where he was intending to propose
to me. But he didn't go through with it because
my family caught on that potentially he was planning to
and allowed family cassing are you going to propose to her?
There in front of me? To the point that it
(39:23):
completely ruined us, so he backed to kind of doing it.
Speaker 1 (39:26):
The man, good man, Can I say, I like, keep
your noses out of it. I don't like that, and
act it when I'm ready to do it, because that's
done a pressure on this thing.
Speaker 4 (39:37):
Any more pressure and it.
Speaker 2 (39:38):
Sounds double or to the point where you go like, well,
I'm not going to do it anymore because everyone's predicted it,
do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (39:45):
A little message out there, just don't put more pressure
on the fells.
Speaker 2 (39:48):
We're already sweating bullets here, we've got we've got this
invaluable ring.
Speaker 3 (39:52):
That we're trying to keep on person at all times
so we don't lose.
Speaker 1 (39:55):
It if everyone's talking about it. Did he say to
he you before you left? Chess? I think jess has
hung up.
Speaker 4 (40:02):
It was a different jests.
Speaker 1 (40:03):
We have a different This is Jessica.
Speaker 2 (40:06):
There you go very confused thanks to the cool other jests.
Speaker 1 (40:11):
The other jests hung up? Can we put them in
different Oh you called.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
One jess one Jessica?
Speaker 1 (40:16):
All right as well, Jessica.
Speaker 2 (40:19):
Sorry, Jessica, we're to start talking about how funny is
we've got two Jesses in a row. But yeah, just
really not that much, you know, not really There small
things that get us excited.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
Jessica.
Speaker 7 (40:29):
I'm a massive fan. Guys. Story, it's a little bit.
Speaker 8 (40:32):
It's a little bit opposite. So my partner and I
went on a lovely trip for our your anniversary in January,
went over to New Zealand, and he actually told me
six months before that he was going to propose on
that trip. So every day I was looking amazing nails
down a hairmaker. We pow a helicopter up to the
glaciers and landed on top a helicopter driver and he
(40:54):
walked over to the edge and I thought, oh my god,
this is the moment.
Speaker 7 (40:56):
It's happening. He called me over.
Speaker 8 (40:58):
I walked over and he pissed love heart in the
snow and goes, look at this love heart. It's yellow snow.
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