September 30, 2025 • 21 mins
- Pursuing greatness
- Battle of the Gens
- Do you hate late people
- Pregnant Women give us their grossest experiences
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
So will em Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We've got a brand new podcast called We'll Get to That,
which you can get wherever you get your podcasts. If
you're one of the cool kids, you can get it
on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You can watch us.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
There are some cameras involved there, but Woodrow basically we
ask a very big sort of philosophical question and we
spend the rest of the time trying to answer that
whilst navigating a series of tangents and subplots and movie references.
The most recent episode I loved this question is a
cracker from you. Does being ambitious make you a dick?
(00:36):
So it's a great question.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Inspired by Timothy challow May's speech when he won a
Saggy who got a little bit of audio of Timothy
Shalla mate, this is his acceptance speech.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
And I know we're in a subjective business, but the
truth is I'm really in pursuit of greatness. I know
people don't usually talk like that, but I want to
be one of the greats. I'm inspired by the greats.
I'm inspired by the greets here to Nate. I'm as
inspired by Daniel d Lewis, Marlon Brand and Valor dvas As.
I am by Michael Jordan, Michael Thorps, and I want
to be up there.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So for him saying I want to be literally one
of the best ever doesn't make him a bit of
a tool.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That was the start of our chat.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it's interesting and it kind of, you know, dives
into In Australia, we definitely value modesty. I reckon if
he was an Australian we'd probably think very differently of him.
And it reminded me of a great story about when
we got given Casey Chambers Presidential suite at the Arias
the year that she was inducted into the Arias Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
She's at the top.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Of her game and that was the best night ever.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We had a great night. We had a great night
in all.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
The room service, literally models of Champagne waiting for us
in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
She was over at the holiday Inn. She got our room.
And it ties in beautifully to that question.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think because in the middle of her acceptance speech
at the Arias she said, just because you're a bitch
doesn't make you good, and just because you're good doesn't
mean you have to be a bitch.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I think that's a very interesting way of phrasing it.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And it really gets to that question that I think
a lot of us ask about people that yeah, I
don't know, just go really hard at it. Do we
instantly dislike them for being successful? Is it tall Bobby syndrome?
And does being ambitious make you a dick? Where you
can check that out wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Right now, junior producer analyses in the studio.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Alone.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's Will and Woodies.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Can you put some echo on this pel over J.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So Will, junior producer Analyse is in the studio now,
and you are twenty three years old. Twenty three, Well,
we're in our mid thirties now, we are getting old.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Don't speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm thirty four, dude, that's mid thirties, Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Anyway, me and you're late, that's bad. I'll take late.
I like the idea of looking good for old. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
We believe at thirty five that you know, we still
know what the yngies are into, but we also can
you know, touch on what the oldier is talking about.
We're the perfect age. So we think we're across all
celebrities or pop culture. Analyst thinks we've lost it. So
what we do here is we basically exchange celebrity names
or trends.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Just to see if the others will know who that is? Analyst,
do you want to kick things off? I would love
to kick things off.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Okay, this one I think you guys should know.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, Benson Boone, excuse me, Benson Boone.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Now we've I feel like we've thrown to that person
because I once said, oh no, I talked all over
the Boone man.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Is what I said.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I was like, yeah, he's a singer.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Singer, he's a singer. You know what song that he sings?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
No idea, but I yapped all over at one time
when I was trying to anchor.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hang on, hang on, hang on? Is he doing? Is
he doing country? Is he doing country?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
I wouldn't say it's country.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
But Michael Boone?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No funk? Is it funk?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What do we call that a.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Bit of soft rock?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What is that? Is it soft rock?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
A little bit of pop?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I would say, I give you that, well done, guys,
I was not.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Expecting you to have that huge Okay, Analytes, do you
know who Rowan Atkinson is?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yes, mister bean.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
One, wow one trading blows here, guys, it's not.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Like, how do I not know, mister bean? I would
be embarrassed if I didn't know that. Yeah, that's fair enough anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Perry Edwards, Pip Edwards's sister was going out with Michael Clark.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Sorry, you would dropping out a lot there, big fellow.
What were you saying?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
All?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You sound like a robot. I'll take this, big fat.
That's great. Who is the name again, Perry Edwoods?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, I think it's she was previous, she's she's fashioned,
she's as designer and she was dating Michael.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
No, you're wrong.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
She is a member of Little Mix and she sings
our favorite song.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, that's a last. I'm not sure if we've got
Will Will.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And we've lost Will.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
He was my it was my strong point.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Do you know he wouldn't know any that's right.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I am better than Will this okay, analys next one here.
Jesse McCartney singer Beautiful.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
That song beautiful Girls, not beautiful Girls, Mum, I can't
remember it. It's something my girl or something pretty much.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I have another one.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Nicola Coglan dear.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Mark Coughlan was a early two thousands footballer.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's Mark's wife.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
It's lady whistled down from Bridgington.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, are all late people the kids. It's it's a
very polarizing topic between late people and non late people
(06:47):
because I know a lot of late people are viewed
as selfish. And that's fair enough. I'm not I'm not
here to defend the damage that late inflicts on other
people because it sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Can I get that?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Can I just say though, if you if you have
a late person in your life, because I do my
boy over there, you just you just like, it's not
a good way to live to just always be getting
angry at them, Like, just know that there might be
late probably late, right, And just so I know that
whenever we're going to meet somewhere, I've got something I
need to do when I get to the cafe.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, and it's when you're late. I'm like, amazing, I've
got half an hour to do this thing.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Advice versa, Like, I know you're always going to be
early somewhere.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, so I take the piece.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
No, I make it for half an hour, and I
can make a way for a full hour.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Give you more time doing whatever he's doing there, Nicole.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Late people absolutely suck, but your time
more valuable.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Than everyone else.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I hear this, I hear this.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Are you going to be the parent that's like all
your kids?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I will like.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
You are no time for work every day?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I know, he's always you can do it.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm not late. I am late to work. I'm late
to everything. That's That's kind of what I'm trying to say.
And yes, I am the late pep. My daughter actually
says to me, now, Daddy, you always take too long.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
She said that to me the other day. So yes,
I will be Nicole.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I will be so I mean personally, I just I
just stopped being friends with people.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's so fair enough to get a beer with you, Nicole.
I was stinging for it. But we'll have to pass.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I might have to cut him, Nicole. I'll cut him
as well.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Can I Can I just say sorry? Like I do?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I do find like im to being Nicole back Nicole.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Nicole. No, it's fine, She's I don't care like I understand, Nicole.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So you know, there are like lots of other things
that you forgive people for or maybe you don't.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You lateness to me, it's just the height of rud
an agreement.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Why do your word not mean anything?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
And really a part of successful adults And he's saying
I have to be someone committed to it.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
I'm not going to start that thing.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fair.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Enough because I'm not three years old.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, you are also not three years old. It's good,
it's all good.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm going to keep your number.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Wheneveryone I have an argument with will give her a price.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Nicole, you get it down to where can you go?
You can one hundred bucks red rest and enjoy, eat
your chicken, eate with joy and pride.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
It was very good.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It was very good, Monique. I mean you heard Nicole
that you're a late person.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Yep. I'm always late, like sometimes ten minutes, sometimes like
an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Okay. Is it defendable, Monique?
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Yes, depends on what I like, what it's for.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, So why so why is it defendable?
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Talk to me, like, you know, if it's like something
like Uni class whatever, it can be late.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
If it's a party, you can be late, because like we.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Were just saying that fashionably fashionably to a party is
actually great.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So I'm socially very late all the time. Yeah, it
does flip that way.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
So do you have time time?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm calling it time optimism monique, Like do you have
like I'm unrealistic when I look at the clock about
how much time I actually have.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
To do things.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yes, I think I can get ready in like I
don't know, ten minutes, but it always takes.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Me like two hours.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You've missed it a bit there.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, But that's the thing I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Like junior producer analyst is the same.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think she's actually dealing with Nicole out there, which
is pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Did you tell her you're a late person? Av? Did
you let her know?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah? I did, but I got a bit nervous. Right,
So why are you a late person? Analyse what happens
at home.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
For you to I'm also a time optimist, Like I
went for a five k run the other day and
I told my friend I'd be done in ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm not like you say, bolts already.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
King is mad.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It is mad, it is mad, thod like it's mad
like you do, You're not, and you're not dealing with
your rational mind.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You're dealing with something that is deeply embedded in you
that you you you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Cannot get like a hold on a lot of times,
I look at the clock and go, oh my god,
I've overshot that.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
By forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, like, I know how long forty five minutes is.
I understand that rationally. But then if you put me
in a bit where I'm rushing and I've got things
to do, I can't do the maths.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Are you the same analyst?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Absolutely? Like I just can't. My brain can't comprehend it.
Like the five k rum actually took me thirty five minutes.
It didn't even include the shower I needed afterwards.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hey, Kelsey's called on thirteen one and six five. I
love this, Kelsey. Nicole's killing you.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Nicole is killing me. We can't bloody help it, guys.
Just this morning, I'll put my water bottle in. I
put my water bottle in my handbag with the lid
undone completely saturated. My handbag had to use too mini handbags,
and then I lost sight of my cat to make
sure he was inside. We can't bloody help. But there's
no one. People who aren't late just don't understand that.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It's an affliciate. Thank you so much, Kelse.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I didn't get a chance to say this in Ale
because she said she didn't want to have a beer
with me.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
But I do feel like we do forgive people.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Nearly everything we've all got, We've all got this flawless
you're right, but then as soon as you're late, there's
this like old school thing that's like that's the height
of rudeness, and they use this this method of you
think your time is more important than mine that implies
that you're consciously choosing your time, which I don't think
(12:38):
late people do.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Is that right, Kelsey? Are you know?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
That's exactly That's exactly why I had to call, because
anytime I'm late, it is not on purpose. It is
just the world works in mysterious ways and it wants
to make me late.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
So so, Kelsey, the only the only point against that,
the only point against that, and this is again saying
that I've adopted, is I'm also the guy where the
water bottle explodes in the bag etcept like everything that
can go wrong will go wrong with me, right, like
the tire pops, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So every time I have to be so, I aim
for an hour early, and then you still Jesus.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Chris, if you want to continue this debate, then please
head along to Will and Muddy. We'll get to that.
Just search, We'll get to that. Wherever you get your podcasts,
I've got to our socials. You can see a link there,
and yeah, a brand new episode on what is Your relationshipscribed.
(13:40):
I realize we're asking for a lot here, and I'm
not saying that. I just want to get the language
right here because it might come across as if I'm
saying pregnant women are gross, which they're not.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You've got it a bit wrong. Before the song you've
done your have you written something down?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I just slipped into it. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I just meant to say, yeah, same is gross as
in like as a verb, sorry, as an adjective. But
I'm describing her behavior, not her as a person. So
she's currently pregnant, and I just feel like.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
It looks beautiful, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
But she does kind of use it as an excuse
to sort of lean into the fact that she can
be a bit gross. I don't know, it's almost like
a bit of a cart blanche for her. Sure I'm pregnant, whatever,
don't care. Sure of there's a sense of like recklessness
that comes with it. She's like, you know what, I'm
struggling at the moment or whatever, and then immediately she
(14:30):
kind of finds it funny because it also makes me
uncomfortable and she loves that.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yes, so yesterday she.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Made me fish out some I can't say it, some
hair drenched vomit from our shower drain.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And that's your role.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, I don't know if it was because it was
carrying your child. Was her hair and her vomit.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, if she says pick up, picking up, you were
saying before the song, you don't think there's a mobility
issue there, but as the baby grows, may it gets
harder to bend.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I actually the reason I actually ended u getting it
out because she didn't care.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
She was like, I'll just leave it there for a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And I know that she was playing chicken with me
because she knew that would make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
That's very funny in the show. Sure, I just put
a glove on, you put glove on? Yeah, man, that's offensive,
touch your mate.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That was so but that was it was actually like
it was close to the most heinous thing I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, right, it was like, why not need to go
into it? I think we can all imagine it.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I think I think we've covered a lot. Let's go
to Erica here on thirty one or six five. Erica,
thanks so much for calling.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I was calling pregnant women. Gross. Right, I've cleared that.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, so I we're being pregnant.
Speaker 11 (15:47):
Obviously constipation is a normal thing.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yes, I probably.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
I think I didn't go with me on day or
two and then did my being closly flashes toilet and
I am, it's in flash.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
And I left my husband a little bit of a
surprise in the.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Morning, little tree.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I think it's nice to show him though, because I'm
sure he would have been across the constipation would have
been like, Mabe, there's been a movement and you can
go and check it out. And just on that topic, Erica.
So my wife, this happened in the first pregnancy. It
has started happening again now with this second pregnancy. But yes,
the constipation, it's it's such a real thing. One of
two days. Min would be happy with one to two days.
Sometimes it would three, four, five days. It really starts
(16:26):
stretching out. But she has a theory that when she
sits on the toilet and says the Fred Flintstone catch,
cry yabadabado that it actually moves things along.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So Erica, if you are struggling with constipation.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I'm not sure of the scientific backing of that, but
just just yell at yabadabado.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
Cry, I'll take care of that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Just give it a go. She couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
She was like, it's happening to faith there.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Six five faith.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
Faith.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
We're talking the grosser Hello, Hello, currently pregnant or something
you did in the past.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Not not currently pregnant, but it was something that happened
when I was pregnant. Okay, Yeah, ended up in the
hospital with gastro really horrible and horrible as it is,
let alone when you're pregnant.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Oh god.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Yeah, I could not.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Make it to the toilet obviously to vomit and new boat.
So I'm sitting there pregnant belly's masses in the way,
and you can't make it to the toilet when you're
vomiting so all over the stomach, all over the.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Floor, everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
In the hospital.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah, in the hospital. So yeah, no gastro when you're pregnant,
stay away from anyone sick.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, so fair hospital though the hospital's saying far worth
than a bit of spufa.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Place to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
We're gonna be in volment anyway. Yeah, we had someone
to clean it up for you. Let's just do it
so someone.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Can hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
MIM's other one because obviously so as everyone knows, finding
hair ties like that's just a thing with the females.
It's just like hair ties are everywhere, right, Yeah, But
for mem getting finding the hair ties a bit more
difficult when she gets more pregnant because often the hair
tires are they're scattered around the ground, et cetera. In
the morning when she really needs to put her hair
up and she can't necessarily reach her hair tye. She
(18:20):
she can sometimes not every day put to take a
dirty G string off and use that as a hair tie.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah clever actually when you think about it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And then every now and then she'll do the daycare
drop off and go.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Or just go over the morning walk to go and
get coffee, and it's like, do I have a G
string in my head? That's one of those moments where
you're like, I think maybe the lie is better here.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
What I mean, it's going to find out anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, she is.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You don't want to be the one to break it
to them, that's right, Natalie. Five grossest thing you did
as a pregnant woman.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Oh yeah, I'm quite embarrassed with this, and I just
ran in the house to tell my husband what I'm doing.
So was pregnant number four child on the yacht with
my general manager at the time, your weekend working yacht,
Well it was his yacht, so we were spending the
(19:17):
weekend and he made it clear to us that we
can't really do number two, you know, if we got
to stop go somewhere. Yeah, I knew that, but you know,
we had a you know, I just had a the
afternoon and, uncomfortable, did my thing in his toilet and
I flush, flush, flush, only cracker, I can't do it.
So I sneak out the back and I'm my husband.
(19:40):
It was overflowing, and I'm like, honey, I need help. Quietly,
can you go to a toilet? Holy cracker, My husband
needs a medal for this, seriously, because it was blooded
when crap in a whole toilet. He's right, he's looking
at me. He's disgusted.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
What I'm doing right now.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Had sold it? What did you do with it? What
did you do with.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I don't know what he did.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
He cleaned it. He cleaned it. Next minute, like, oh,
I took a little bit and I entertained my boss
at the time so he wouldn't go to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You're distracting your boss.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
He's getting the c gamber and like putting it overboard.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Knows he did say yet to go and get the
drain fixed. And I'm like, okay, yeah, not at all.
Nobody knows.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Say he doesn't know what happened. And oh my god,
yeah I am a surely totally overflower, he's saying, And
I know I am, but this one was embarrassed to
explain that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Natalie. Natalie, your husband's there. So you were in the
car together just then you heard this bit on the radio.
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Oh I just think you know, well, you know, we'll
you know, as a husband, you got to give her
a go and really stand for your wife.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I'm not
So will em Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:07):
We've got a brand new podcast called We'll Get to That,
which you can get wherever you get your podcasts. If
you're one of the cool kids, you can get it
on YouTube.
Speaker 3 (00:15):
You can watch us.
Speaker 2 (00:16):
There are some cameras involved there, but Woodrow basically we
ask a very big sort of philosophical question and we
spend the rest of the time trying to answer that
whilst navigating a series of tangents and subplots and movie references.
The most recent episode I loved this question is a
cracker from you. Does being ambitious make you a dick?
(00:36):
So it's a great question.
Speaker 4 (00:38):
Inspired by Timothy challow May's speech when he won a
Saggy who got a little bit of audio of Timothy
Shalla mate, this is his acceptance speech.
Speaker 5 (00:48):
And I know we're in a subjective business, but the
truth is I'm really in pursuit of greatness. I know
people don't usually talk like that, but I want to
be one of the greats. I'm inspired by the greats.
I'm inspired by the greets here to Nate. I'm as
inspired by Daniel d Lewis, Marlon Brand and Valor dvas As.
I am by Michael Jordan, Michael Thorps, and I want
to be up there.
Speaker 4 (01:08):
So for him saying I want to be literally one
of the best ever doesn't make him a bit of
a tool.
Speaker 1 (01:13):
That was the start of our chat.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Yeah, it's interesting and it kind of, you know, dives
into In Australia, we definitely value modesty. I reckon if
he was an Australian we'd probably think very differently of him.
And it reminded me of a great story about when
we got given Casey Chambers Presidential suite at the Arias
the year that she was inducted into the Arias Hall
of Fame.
Speaker 3 (01:37):
She's at the top.
Speaker 1 (01:38):
Of her game and that was the best night ever.
Speaker 3 (01:42):
We had a great night. We had a great night
in all.
Speaker 4 (01:44):
The room service, literally models of Champagne waiting for us
in the room.
Speaker 3 (01:48):
She was over at the holiday Inn. She got our room.
And it ties in beautifully to that question.
Speaker 2 (01:54):
I think because in the middle of her acceptance speech
at the Arias she said, just because you're a bitch
doesn't make you good, and just because you're good doesn't
mean you have to be a bitch.
Speaker 3 (02:01):
And I think that's a very interesting way of phrasing it.
Speaker 2 (02:05):
And it really gets to that question that I think
a lot of us ask about people that yeah, I
don't know, just go really hard at it. Do we
instantly dislike them for being successful? Is it tall Bobby syndrome?
And does being ambitious make you a dick? Where you
can check that out wherever you get your podcasts.
Speaker 3 (02:20):
Right now, junior producer analyses in the studio.
Speaker 6 (02:25):
Alone.
Speaker 1 (02:26):
It's Will and Woodies.
Speaker 3 (02:28):
Can you put some echo on this pel over J.
Speaker 4 (02:34):
So Will, junior producer Analyse is in the studio now,
and you are twenty three years old. Twenty three, Well,
we're in our mid thirties now, we are getting old.
Speaker 3 (02:45):
Don't speak for yourself.
Speaker 2 (02:45):
I'm thirty four, dude, that's mid thirties, Matt.
Speaker 1 (02:51):
Anyway, me and you're late, that's bad. I'll take late.
I like the idea of looking good for old. Anyway.
Speaker 4 (02:58):
We believe at thirty five that you know, we still
know what the yngies are into, but we also can
you know, touch on what the oldier is talking about.
We're the perfect age. So we think we're across all
celebrities or pop culture. Analyst thinks we've lost it. So
what we do here is we basically exchange celebrity names
or trends.
Speaker 1 (03:17):
Just to see if the others will know who that is? Analyst,
do you want to kick things off? I would love
to kick things off.
Speaker 7 (03:23):
Okay, this one I think you guys should know.
Speaker 1 (03:25):
Okay, Benson Boone, excuse me, Benson Boone.
Speaker 4 (03:30):
Now we've I feel like we've thrown to that person
because I once said, oh no, I talked all over
the Boone man.
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Is what I said.
Speaker 3 (03:38):
I was like, yeah, he's a singer.
Speaker 1 (03:40):
Singer, he's a singer. You know what song that he sings?
Speaker 4 (03:43):
No idea, but I yapped all over at one time
when I was trying to anchor.
Speaker 3 (03:48):
Hang on, hang on, hang on? Is he doing? Is
he doing country? Is he doing country?
Speaker 7 (03:54):
I wouldn't say it's country.
Speaker 3 (03:55):
But Michael Boone?
Speaker 1 (03:56):
No funk? Is it funk?
Speaker 3 (04:04):
What do we call that a.
Speaker 1 (04:06):
Bit of soft rock?
Speaker 3 (04:08):
What is that? Is it soft rock?
Speaker 1 (04:10):
A little bit of pop?
Speaker 7 (04:11):
I would say, I give you that, well done, guys,
I was not.
Speaker 4 (04:14):
Expecting you to have that huge Okay, Analytes, do you
know who Rowan Atkinson is?
Speaker 8 (04:22):
Oh?
Speaker 7 (04:22):
Yes, mister bean.
Speaker 2 (04:26):
One, wow one trading blows here, guys, it's not.
Speaker 8 (04:31):
Like, how do I not know, mister bean? I would
be embarrassed if I didn't know that. Yeah, that's fair enough anyway.
Speaker 4 (04:42):
Perry Edwards, Pip Edwards's sister was going out with Michael Clark.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
Sorry, you would dropping out a lot there, big fellow.
What were you saying?
Speaker 6 (04:58):
All?
Speaker 1 (04:58):
You sound like a robot. I'll take this, big fat.
That's great. Who is the name again, Perry Edwoods?
Speaker 4 (05:07):
Yeah, I think it's she was previous, she's she's fashioned,
she's as designer and she was dating Michael.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
No, you're wrong.
Speaker 9 (05:18):
She is a member of Little Mix and she sings
our favorite song.
Speaker 1 (05:25):
Okay, that's a last. I'm not sure if we've got
Will Will.
Speaker 3 (05:33):
And we've lost Will.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Okay.
Speaker 8 (05:36):
He was my it was my strong point.
Speaker 1 (05:38):
Do you know he wouldn't know any that's right.
Speaker 4 (05:40):
I am better than Will this okay, analys next one here.
Jesse McCartney singer Beautiful.
Speaker 7 (05:50):
That song beautiful Girls, not beautiful Girls, Mum, I can't
remember it. It's something my girl or something pretty much.
Speaker 1 (06:10):
I have another one.
Speaker 7 (06:12):
Nicola Coglan dear.
Speaker 4 (06:16):
Mark Coughlan was a early two thousands footballer.
Speaker 1 (06:22):
That's Mark's wife.
Speaker 9 (06:24):
It's lady whistled down from Bridgington.
Speaker 2 (06:26):
Yeah, are all late people the kids. It's it's a
very polarizing topic between late people and non late people
(06:47):
because I know a lot of late people are viewed
as selfish. And that's fair enough. I'm not I'm not
here to defend the damage that late inflicts on other
people because it sucks.
Speaker 3 (07:02):
Can I get that?
Speaker 4 (07:03):
Can I just say though, if you if you have
a late person in your life, because I do my
boy over there, you just you just like, it's not
a good way to live to just always be getting
angry at them, Like, just know that there might be
late probably late, right, And just so I know that
whenever we're going to meet somewhere, I've got something I
need to do when I get to the cafe.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
Yeah, and it's when you're late. I'm like, amazing, I've
got half an hour to do this thing.
Speaker 2 (07:24):
Advice versa, Like, I know you're always going to be
early somewhere.
Speaker 3 (07:27):
Yeah, so I take the piece.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
No, I make it for half an hour, and I
can make a way for a full hour.
Speaker 3 (07:36):
Give you more time doing whatever he's doing there, Nicole.
Speaker 10 (07:42):
Yeah, I'm sorry. Late people absolutely suck, but your time
more valuable.
Speaker 6 (07:47):
Than everyone else.
Speaker 1 (07:48):
I hear this, I hear this.
Speaker 10 (07:49):
Are you going to be the parent that's like all
your kids?
Speaker 3 (07:52):
I will like.
Speaker 6 (07:56):
You are no time for work every day?
Speaker 1 (07:58):
Yeah, I know, he's always you can do it.
Speaker 3 (08:04):
I'll tell you.
Speaker 2 (08:05):
I'm not late. I am late to work. I'm late
to everything. That's That's kind of what I'm trying to say.
And yes, I am the late pep. My daughter actually
says to me, now, Daddy, you always take too long.
Speaker 3 (08:16):
She said that to me the other day. So yes,
I will be Nicole.
Speaker 6 (08:19):
I will be so I mean personally, I just I
just stopped being friends with people.
Speaker 3 (08:26):
It's so fair enough to get a beer with you, Nicole.
I was stinging for it. But we'll have to pass.
Speaker 1 (08:31):
I might have to cut him, Nicole. I'll cut him
as well.
Speaker 3 (08:34):
Can I Can I just say sorry? Like I do?
Speaker 2 (08:39):
I do find like im to being Nicole back Nicole.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Nicole. No, it's fine, She's I don't care like I understand, Nicole.
Speaker 8 (08:50):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (08:51):
So you know, there are like lots of other things
that you forgive people for or maybe you don't.
Speaker 3 (08:56):
I don't know.
Speaker 6 (08:56):
You lateness to me, it's just the height of rud
an agreement.
Speaker 10 (09:04):
Why do your word not mean anything?
Speaker 6 (09:06):
And really a part of successful adults And he's saying
I have to be someone committed to it.
Speaker 10 (09:11):
I'm not going to start that thing.
Speaker 3 (09:13):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, it's fair.
Speaker 6 (09:15):
Enough because I'm not three years old.
Speaker 3 (09:18):
Yeah, you are also not three years old. It's good,
it's all good.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
I'm going to keep your number.
Speaker 3 (09:23):
Wheneveryone I have an argument with will give her a price.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
Nicole, you get it down to where can you go?
You can one hundred bucks red rest and enjoy, eat
your chicken, eate with joy and pride.
Speaker 10 (09:38):
It was very good.
Speaker 2 (09:40):
It was very good, Monique. I mean you heard Nicole
that you're a late person.
Speaker 10 (09:45):
Yep. I'm always late, like sometimes ten minutes, sometimes like
an hour.
Speaker 3 (09:50):
Okay. Is it defendable, Monique?
Speaker 11 (09:53):
Yes, depends on what I like, what it's for.
Speaker 3 (09:55):
Okay, So why so why is it defendable?
Speaker 10 (09:57):
Talk to me, like, you know, if it's like something
like Uni class whatever, it can be late.
Speaker 6 (10:03):
If it's a party, you can be late, because like we.
Speaker 2 (10:06):
Were just saying that fashionably fashionably to a party is
actually great.
Speaker 1 (10:09):
So I'm socially very late all the time. Yeah, it
does flip that way.
Speaker 3 (10:14):
So do you have time time?
Speaker 2 (10:15):
I'm calling it time optimism monique, Like do you have
like I'm unrealistic when I look at the clock about
how much time I actually have.
Speaker 3 (10:23):
To do things.
Speaker 6 (10:24):
Yes, I think I can get ready in like I
don't know, ten minutes, but it always takes.
Speaker 11 (10:29):
Me like two hours.
Speaker 1 (10:32):
You've missed it a bit there.
Speaker 2 (10:35):
Yeah, yeah, exactly, But that's the thing I mean.
Speaker 3 (10:38):
Like junior producer analyst is the same.
Speaker 2 (10:39):
I think she's actually dealing with Nicole out there, which
is pretty funny.
Speaker 3 (10:42):
Did you tell her you're a late person? Av? Did
you let her know?
Speaker 1 (10:45):
Yeah? I did, but I got a bit nervous. Right,
So why are you a late person? Analyse what happens
at home.
Speaker 9 (10:51):
For you to I'm also a time optimist, Like I
went for a five k run the other day and
I told my friend I'd be done in ten minutes.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
I'm not like you say, bolts already.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
King is mad.
Speaker 2 (11:03):
It is mad, it is mad, thod like it's mad
like you do, You're not, and you're not dealing with
your rational mind.
Speaker 3 (11:09):
You're dealing with something that is deeply embedded in you
that you you you.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
Cannot get like a hold on a lot of times,
I look at the clock and go, oh my god,
I've overshot that.
Speaker 3 (11:19):
By forty five minutes.
Speaker 2 (11:20):
Yeah, like, I know how long forty five minutes is.
I understand that rationally. But then if you put me
in a bit where I'm rushing and I've got things
to do, I can't do the maths.
Speaker 3 (11:29):
Are you the same analyst?
Speaker 9 (11:30):
Absolutely? Like I just can't. My brain can't comprehend it.
Like the five k rum actually took me thirty five minutes.
It didn't even include the shower I needed afterwards.
Speaker 2 (11:40):
Hey, Kelsey's called on thirteen one and six five. I
love this, Kelsey. Nicole's killing you.
Speaker 6 (11:45):
Nicole is killing me. We can't bloody help it, guys.
Just this morning, I'll put my water bottle in. I
put my water bottle in my handbag with the lid
undone completely saturated. My handbag had to use too mini handbags,
and then I lost sight of my cat to make
sure he was inside. We can't bloody help. But there's
no one. People who aren't late just don't understand that.
Speaker 10 (12:06):
It's not.
Speaker 3 (12:08):
It's an affliciate. Thank you so much, Kelse.
Speaker 2 (12:10):
I didn't get a chance to say this in Ale
because she said she didn't want to have a beer
with me.
Speaker 3 (12:13):
But I do feel like we do forgive people.
Speaker 2 (12:17):
Nearly everything we've all got, We've all got this flawless
you're right, but then as soon as you're late, there's
this like old school thing that's like that's the height
of rudeness, and they use this this method of you
think your time is more important than mine that implies
that you're consciously choosing your time, which I don't think
(12:38):
late people do.
Speaker 3 (12:39):
Is that right, Kelsey? Are you know?
Speaker 6 (12:41):
That's exactly That's exactly why I had to call, because
anytime I'm late, it is not on purpose. It is
just the world works in mysterious ways and it wants
to make me late.
Speaker 4 (12:49):
So so, Kelsey, the only the only point against that,
the only point against that, and this is again saying
that I've adopted, is I'm also the guy where the
water bottle explodes in the bag etcept like everything that
can go wrong will go wrong with me, right, like
the tire pops, et cetera.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
So every time I have to be so, I aim
for an hour early, and then you still Jesus.
Speaker 2 (13:13):
Chris, if you want to continue this debate, then please
head along to Will and Muddy. We'll get to that.
Just search, We'll get to that. Wherever you get your podcasts,
I've got to our socials. You can see a link there,
and yeah, a brand new episode on what is Your relationshipscribed.
(13:40):
I realize we're asking for a lot here, and I'm
not saying that. I just want to get the language
right here because it might come across as if I'm
saying pregnant women are gross, which they're not.
Speaker 1 (13:50):
You've got it a bit wrong. Before the song you've
done your have you written something down?
Speaker 3 (13:53):
I just slipped into it. I didn't.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I just meant to say, yeah, same is gross as
in like as a verb, sorry, as an adjective. But
I'm describing her behavior, not her as a person. So
she's currently pregnant, and I just feel like.
Speaker 4 (14:05):
It looks beautiful, absolutely.
Speaker 2 (14:09):
But she does kind of use it as an excuse
to sort of lean into the fact that she can
be a bit gross. I don't know, it's almost like
a bit of a cart blanche for her. Sure I'm pregnant, whatever,
don't care. Sure of there's a sense of like recklessness
that comes with it. She's like, you know what, I'm
struggling at the moment or whatever, and then immediately she
(14:30):
kind of finds it funny because it also makes me
uncomfortable and she loves that.
Speaker 3 (14:33):
Yes, so yesterday she.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Made me fish out some I can't say it, some
hair drenched vomit from our shower drain.
Speaker 1 (14:44):
And that's your role.
Speaker 3 (14:45):
Well, I don't know if it was because it was
carrying your child. Was her hair and her vomit.
Speaker 4 (14:50):
Yeah, if she says pick up, picking up, you were
saying before the song, you don't think there's a mobility
issue there, but as the baby grows, may it gets
harder to bend.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
I actually the reason I actually ended u getting it
out because she didn't care.
Speaker 3 (15:01):
She was like, I'll just leave it there for a
little bit.
Speaker 2 (15:03):
And I know that she was playing chicken with me
because she knew that would make me uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (15:06):
That's very funny in the show. Sure, I just put
a glove on, you put glove on? Yeah, man, that's offensive,
touch your mate.
Speaker 2 (15:15):
That was so but that was it was actually like
it was close to the most heinous thing I've ever
seen in my life.
Speaker 3 (15:24):
Yeah, right, it was like, why not need to go
into it? I think we can all imagine it.
Speaker 4 (15:28):
I think I think we've covered a lot. Let's go
to Erica here on thirty one or six five. Erica,
thanks so much for calling.
Speaker 3 (15:35):
I was calling pregnant women. Gross. Right, I've cleared that.
Speaker 6 (15:39):
Hey, hey, hey, yeah, so I we're being pregnant.
Speaker 11 (15:47):
Obviously constipation is a normal thing.
Speaker 3 (15:49):
Yes, I probably.
Speaker 6 (15:51):
I think I didn't go with me on day or
two and then did my being closly flashes toilet and
I am, it's in flash.
Speaker 11 (16:00):
And I left my husband a little bit of a
surprise in the.
Speaker 1 (16:03):
Morning, little tree.
Speaker 4 (16:05):
I think it's nice to show him though, because I'm
sure he would have been across the constipation would have
been like, Mabe, there's been a movement and you can
go and check it out. And just on that topic, Erica.
So my wife, this happened in the first pregnancy. It
has started happening again now with this second pregnancy. But yes,
the constipation, it's it's such a real thing. One of
two days. Min would be happy with one to two days.
Sometimes it would three, four, five days. It really starts
(16:26):
stretching out. But she has a theory that when she
sits on the toilet and says the Fred Flintstone catch,
cry yabadabado that it actually moves things along.
Speaker 1 (16:36):
So Erica, if you are struggling with constipation.
Speaker 4 (16:39):
I'm not sure of the scientific backing of that, but
just just yell at yabadabado.
Speaker 10 (16:44):
Cry, I'll take care of that.
Speaker 1 (16:46):
Just give it a go. She couldn't believe it.
Speaker 4 (16:51):
She was like, it's happening to faith there.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Six five faith.
Speaker 11 (16:58):
Faith.
Speaker 3 (16:59):
We're talking the grosser Hello, Hello, currently pregnant or something
you did in the past.
Speaker 6 (17:04):
Not not currently pregnant, but it was something that happened
when I was pregnant. Okay, Yeah, ended up in the
hospital with gastro really horrible and horrible as it is,
let alone when you're pregnant.
Speaker 3 (17:18):
Oh god.
Speaker 10 (17:20):
Yeah, I could not.
Speaker 6 (17:21):
Make it to the toilet obviously to vomit and new boat.
So I'm sitting there pregnant belly's masses in the way,
and you can't make it to the toilet when you're
vomiting so all over the stomach, all over the.
Speaker 11 (17:33):
Floor, everywhere.
Speaker 1 (17:36):
That's tough. That's tough.
Speaker 3 (17:37):
In the hospital.
Speaker 6 (17:38):
Yeah, in the hospital. So yeah, no gastro when you're pregnant,
stay away from anyone sick.
Speaker 4 (17:44):
Yeah, so fair hospital though the hospital's saying far worth
than a bit of spufa.
Speaker 1 (17:49):
It's totally fine.
Speaker 3 (17:50):
Place to do it.
Speaker 2 (17:52):
We're gonna be in volment anyway. Yeah, we had someone
to clean it up for you. Let's just do it
so someone.
Speaker 1 (17:57):
Can hundred percent.
Speaker 4 (17:57):
MIM's other one because obviously so as everyone knows, finding
hair ties like that's just a thing with the females.
It's just like hair ties are everywhere, right, Yeah, But
for mem getting finding the hair ties a bit more
difficult when she gets more pregnant because often the hair
tires are they're scattered around the ground, et cetera. In
the morning when she really needs to put her hair
up and she can't necessarily reach her hair tye. She
(18:20):
she can sometimes not every day put to take a
dirty G string off and use that as a hair tie.
Speaker 11 (18:27):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:27):
Yeah clever actually when you think about it.
Speaker 2 (18:31):
Wow.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
And then every now and then she'll do the daycare
drop off and go.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
Or just go over the morning walk to go and
get coffee, and it's like, do I have a G
string in my head? That's one of those moments where
you're like, I think maybe the lie is better here.
Speaker 8 (18:47):
Do you know?
Speaker 3 (18:48):
What I mean, it's going to find out anyway.
Speaker 1 (18:49):
Yeah, she is.
Speaker 2 (18:51):
You don't want to be the one to break it
to them, that's right, Natalie. Five grossest thing you did
as a pregnant woman.
Speaker 11 (18:57):
Oh yeah, I'm quite embarrassed with this, and I just
ran in the house to tell my husband what I'm doing.
So was pregnant number four child on the yacht with
my general manager at the time, your weekend working yacht,
Well it was his yacht, so we were spending the
(19:17):
weekend and he made it clear to us that we
can't really do number two, you know, if we got
to stop go somewhere. Yeah, I knew that, but you know,
we had a you know, I just had a the
afternoon and, uncomfortable, did my thing in his toilet and
I flush, flush, flush, only cracker, I can't do it.
So I sneak out the back and I'm my husband.
(19:40):
It was overflowing, and I'm like, honey, I need help. Quietly,
can you go to a toilet? Holy cracker, My husband
needs a medal for this, seriously, because it was blooded
when crap in a whole toilet. He's right, he's looking
at me. He's disgusted.
Speaker 10 (20:00):
What I'm doing right now.
Speaker 1 (20:01):
Had sold it? What did you do with it? What
did you do with.
Speaker 10 (20:04):
I don't know what he did.
Speaker 11 (20:05):
He cleaned it. He cleaned it. Next minute, like, oh,
I took a little bit and I entertained my boss
at the time so he wouldn't go to the toilet.
Speaker 1 (20:12):
You're distracting your boss.
Speaker 4 (20:14):
He's getting the c gamber and like putting it overboard.
Speaker 11 (20:21):
Knows he did say yet to go and get the
drain fixed. And I'm like, okay, yeah, not at all.
Nobody knows.
Speaker 10 (20:30):
Say he doesn't know what happened. And oh my god,
yeah I am a surely totally overflower, he's saying, And
I know I am, but this one was embarrassed to
explain that.
Speaker 3 (20:48):
Natalie. Natalie, your husband's there. So you were in the
car together just then you heard this bit on the radio.
Speaker 11 (20:56):
Oh I just think you know, well, you know, we'll
you know, as a husband, you got to give her
a go and really stand for your wife.
Speaker 1 (21:04):
No, I'm not
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The heart was always off-limits to surgeons. Cutting into it spelled instant death for the patient. That is, until a ragtag group of doctors scattered across the Midwest and Texas decided to throw out the rule book. Working in makeshift laboratories and home garages, using medical devices made from scavenged machine parts and beer tubes, these men and women invented the field of open heart surgery. Odds are, someone you know is alive because of them. So why has history left them behind? Presented by Chris Pine, CARDIAC COWBOYS tells the gripping true story behind the birth of heart surgery, and the young, Greatest Generation doctors who made it happen. For years, they competed and feuded, racing to be the first, the best, and the most prolific. Some appeared on the cover of Time Magazine, operated on kings and advised presidents. Others ended up disgraced, penniless, and convicted of felonies. Together, they ignited a revolution in medicine, and changed the world.