June 23, 2025 • 36 mins
- Woody’s pregnant! Will put’s Woody in the mock pregnancy belly that he’ll have to wear ALL WEEK!
- Will found an air tag in his bag over the weekend…..but who was tracking him?
- Do you ever wish you could hear your own eulogy? The boys do, so they’ve written their own.
- Will pathetically rolled his ankle
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
My wife Mim is pregnant with baby number two. It's very,
very exciting for us. But I was talking about last
week on the show just I wanted pregnant women to call,
and I was basically asking them, you know, what does
my pregnant wife really need? And I was trying to
better understand what someone who is pregnant needs, and Sky
Corden suggested this for.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Entire week, get a fake belly because the exhaustion that
you have from being pregnant is astronomical.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So this is happening. Gets pregnant you can do.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So, I haven't seen the pregnant belly yet that I'm
going to be strapped to in a.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Half an hour's time.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
In about half an hour's time.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But obviously, when Sky called last week, the first person
who I wanted to talk to about this was my
wife Mim, who actually joins us on the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hello, Mim, Yeah, what's going on? So we're good. We're
really good, Mim.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So obviously the first thing to discuss is that coincidentally,
you and Rem had a holiday booked with your parents,
so you're going to be you're over there having a
holiday right now in Port Douglass, which is.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Lovely perfect time not to hear you complain.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, yeah, yeah, and that has worked out well because
obviously right now I am trying to help around the house,
and I would have been less of a helper if
I also was carrying around wait over my belly. But
mem question for you, do you think by me strapping
on a pregnancy belly for a week that I will
become a better support for you as long.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
As you don't complain too much afterwards. I mean, I
asked you to just learn how to gh on my face,
but instead you're doing this, So I mean this is
going above and beyond.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I reckon, how do you on one's face?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, that's a great question.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I told my mom and she thought it was some
sort of sexual favor. But it sounds like getting a
stone and like massaging your face, getting like draining limp.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
On your face. There's this metallic almost like moonlight looking
like rock that's in our house and it's called a wash.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Anyway, google it your own tire.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, okay, so sorry, we're trying to do a radio
show here. Sounds wild, it really did, yeah, left field? Yes, yea,
so outside of though, do you like, do you truly
think that if I can experience what it's like to
have a belly, mim, surely I'll be a better support.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I do think.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's the little things like just getting up, like you
want your drink bottle. It's so close and you feel
ridiculous asking, But at the end of the day, it's
so much harder for.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Me than it is for you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Is just empathy. So this should be a greater understanding.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Really, and you have been absolutely amazing, like you're doing,
going above and beyond already.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, I do appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
You could do more?
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Do you think do you think I'll struggle mim? Or
more importantly, you know me better than anyone. What do
you think I'll struggle with most?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I think just like every day things that you're trying to,
like get around, and you've just got this huge belly
and it's just super annoying.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Barbecuing at a day, oh yeah, you do barbecued out
of clock in the morning. What if the belly goes up.
I was going to say, well, no, I'll keep for safety.
Well that's the thing you can't make because you've got
to get close enough to turn your veggies at eight
o'clock in the morning, just a reminder of it. He
does barbecued out o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dinner at the same time.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
If you get too close you could go up.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Have you ever felt too much heat on your belly
when barbecuing?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Min Look, I don't really barbecue at end.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's fair enough, okay, But it was hard because you
get to know your belly gets it's the first thing
to touch, and then.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
All of a sudden you're like, if i do my
makeup in the morning and I'm next to the basin,
I'm like leaning on the baby, and then that of
the hurt and you're.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Like, what going on the baby's face? With the basis
exactly everyone needs to be Sleeping is another thing, obviously,
which would be hard.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Showering, Yes, you will complain.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Heaps the exercise thing for you, like you put yourself
in the pain zone for an hour and a half
every morning.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The more we talk about this, the happier I am.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
How are you going to do your hundred k's in
this saddle at five am?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Can I how would you go?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Get?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? I can still, I can still ride. I can
ride a bike with a belly on, can I?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm one hundred k's in the morning every morning, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You and a hundred days every morning.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
All right, Well, look, have fun, important, enjoy, get a
good enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I will get someone else to do it for me.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
We're just join us.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, I feel like I can. I can still ride
a little.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I probably can't ride outside because I'd be worried about
having a stack with a huge belly in the way.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But I could be on the indoor bike. Well, I
just don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
At the end of the day, I'm worried about sleep,
Like I don't know how I'm going to sleep with.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Huge things like going to the movies, Like it's going
to be tough. You're gonna be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Putting your shoes on, I struggled, Yeah, getting the shoe
might have a shoe horn. How are you going to sleep? No, Yes,
I'm very worried about sleep. Showering, So do I have
to shower with the belly? I think if you're gonna
do it, you're gonna do it. Yeah, I think so.
So I have a flight this week, like a business
like a work flight, business flight, Well, yeah, yeah, business,
(05:29):
it is protecting if the text officer is listening for business.
But like a flight, for example, I feel like a
flight will be quite difficult with a pregnant belly on.
A security gonna let me in with a strap on
pregnancy belly, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Traditionally I think strap ons are on your shoe at
the security gates, so there might be.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
There's just and to be honest, like it's just and
like my back, like I know, my back's going to.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Go pretty pretty early.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, with this whole one hundred Well this is the
bit though, isn't it one hundred per Yeah, you might.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Need to get one of those back braces.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Mim actually has a compression bandage that she wears around
her hips at the moment, which is helping you go.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. I mean, there's just so much at the end
of the day.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is what struggle it's all about. All right, let's do
it up, Decks, We're gonna get the belly on.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah great, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
To strap you in. We were all ready to go here.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think getting George is getting very tired holding it
up outside, so I've heard between ten and fifteen kilos there.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It is a.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Of you guys heard that hit the desk, But it
always looks like it looks like an apron.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But with birds in a belly, I was expecting more
of like a prosthetic kind of thing that I could
get a bit more moisture on. What for, Well, if
I sweat into I've got yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So because if I sweat into this will stink.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, that's a fact.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I thought it was going to be like a dry
fit kind of.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
What sort of Nike aren't making belly?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Is? But how am I going to share in this?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You have to sort that out? All right, let's chuck
it on. I don't know, mate, that's not my problem.
You're pregnant.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
But that's not what I say to pregnant people ordinarily. No,
my problem your pregnant. It's not the approach, and that's
not we're learning here. What we're learning here is how
to empathize with people who are in you know, what
can be a very difficult time, very anyway, turn into
the tuk shop lady, instantly, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We might.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Why is your belly so light?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Okay, so this is what I was saying about okay,
so woods, we're going to take the straps off, and
I think we're going to have to staple you in.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But it's very it's literally covering my yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
So we're going to have to lift it up. So
George is going to lift it up for you over
the should.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh you can readjust this.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, readjust on the straps there? How's that hold?
Speaker 8 (07:54):
The bell?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Is that very is?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
There's no way I can do this for a week,
isn't that TV? It's really really now?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Pop like, what's in there?
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I think?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Buton Pusher told me he's filled it up? What did
you put in that?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
There's ten kilograms of aquarium sand?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Aquarium sand?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But I assume it's sand? Aquarium?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You look great? Look at that. Wow. Okay, Now what
I've got for you pregnant.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I've got a little hat that you're gonna wear around
everyere which has got a QR code on it, so
people are wondering why you're pregnant. They can scan that.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And that comes with an X an XXL.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'm losing his shoulder. I've lost his shoulder.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I'll go an XXL T shirt for you because I
think you're gonna need some clothes here, mate, like, like,
can you do a little spin for me? Let me
just have a look at you and has it the
Jurassic Park theme is apped? You do look like something
from another world? What there's what is going on here?
(09:09):
I can't quite make cads of the shoulder pads.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You kind of you look like it just feels too low. Yeah,
it does look like it keeps hitting mind.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know if his T shirt is gonna fit.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Okay, don't put the T shirt on now. Let's just
have a look. How the breasts feeling.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They're fine, Okay, I'm just the.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Whole kids feeling very heavy.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, where's it feeling? Where you feeling it most in
terms of holding it up?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So shoulders? Yeah, right, currently these.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Wings on.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You've got these shoulder pads that look like you should
be in an eighties movie. But then you've got a
gut that makes you look like you're in an All
American diner. What it just looks like You've got a gut,
That's what it looks like. Like You're gonna look like
it just looks like you're wearing your fat suit, to
be perfect honest with you, because when you put his
shirt over the top of that, you're just going to
look huge.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's just going to look like.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
A good It's okay.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I don't care about how I look, hopefully I can
still just feel what it feels like to have.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Okay, So physically, do you think you could work out
in that? Well?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, not at all. I can't.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
What am I trying to hike the knees up?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It really is like a beer gut, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Can we get some I want to solidify it a bit.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, I don't know if we can do that. Maybe
the baby at the end of the day you look
after it. No, that's the way that I can't have
you kicking your knees up either, really, because if it
was a child in there, then that's part of the thing, right,
You've got to be careful.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Funny how quickly I'm leaning And yeah, you are leaning
forward because it's standing up straight?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Is hard?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Because it's pulling on my back?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Really, it'll be on all week Instagram TikTok. Well, and
what you've got to see for yourselves?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And yeah, you guys can all enjoy five days if
it's wearing this. I know I certainly will.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So many positions are uncomfortable, which I didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't think I fully appreciated how hard it would
be to find a comfortable position.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But the feed up unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
So I mean, yeah, for anyone supporting someone who's pregnant,
if you can somehow provide a foot on or just
let them get their feet up.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, it's just taken a lot of the pressure. What's
a futon?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
But it was a Japanese couch slash bed.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I always thought that was like a footstool.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's an ottoman.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Crystal's coach is a mom of two. Crystal, Hey, guys
are going, yeah, good mate, you're hearing this. Got the
ten kilo preggy belly on. He's struggling, He's five minutes in,
he's got six days to go. What's he I mean,
you guys do it, but you guys do it for
forty weeks.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Look, I think he's got one tenth of the problem.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, yeah, I want to say, because this is obviously only.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Ten percent going on here. There's no week bladder going
on here. My ligaments aren't stretching in my body as well.
This is only ten percent and I'm embarrassed to say
that I'm uncomfortable. But so Crystal, what do you think
I'll struggle with most?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I think just sitting down in general, wearing the weight
of the belly was a big struggle for me. So
I used an exercise ball so I would get full
butt naked, spread legs on this exercise ball, rolling my
hips around, letting the belly hang.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah right, all right, so Wed, I don't think you
can be nude in the air like unfortunately, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But I reckon maybe that might be.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
At home activity for you though, Yeah, that's an exercise
ball because.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I didn't realize how much like when I sat down
in the chair after as soon as I put it
on and sat I sat down.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I couldn't believe how uncomfortable that was.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Again, sitting down was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Just sitting down down was not comfortable too.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is all right? Eden's called that and one of six
or five?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
And think about it, like when you know pregnant mums
sit through school presentations and.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Unbelievab and dance recites unbelievable, unbelievable, Eden, what can no
what do you think I'm going to ruggle with most Eden.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
Ah, the swollen hands and see, oh you're going.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
To get swollen hands and feet?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well there's a white thing. I suppose
there's a blood circulation.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, isn't there?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I did not think it, so, so how full on
is that?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Eden?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Well, I couldn't feel my hands and fingers really yeah,
I literally slice my finger. Can I just realize?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Okay, well that's there's that's one thing we didn't see coming.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yep, definitely.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
And the funny thing is that, like from the outside,
you do just look like a bogan who's had a
few too many beers. I think, my, you've got a
shaggy you got a pretty saggy gut.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, that is what people will think. Yeah,
but that's okay. I'm okay if people think that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
At the end of the day, the exercise here is
just trying to empathize and understand a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
He has got a QR code in him as well, guys,
so if you see him in the street, you can
scan the QR code. It's just wondering why I'm pregnant,
then you can scan him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't know if anyone's going to get close enough
to you to scan you. But and it's cooled, didn't
want to six five and what are you read?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Oh will? I I think that it's not enough that
you're just wearing a belly that's not going to give
you the full offense.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, what I should do in I think.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
You should drink at least three liters of water a day,
especially before you go to bed, to the.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Toilet all the time, yes, okay, yes, and then at
the end of the week, I think they should put
you into labor so you.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Could feel the cramps and stuff, and that will give
you a little bit more of an idea or what
they like.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
A certain level of vindictiveness that is coming out from
a lot of women here in these calls.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There's going to be a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I think there's a bit of Sharden fraud going on,
and totally fair, I think from all the women that
are calling, and they're loving the idea of you being
well experiencing something that you never would.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Have before, no or could for four Yes, So good
on you, Woods. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Thank you stuff mate, I know I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, I was about to say, five days is
going to be a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But again that forty weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You are pregnant forms MIMS pregnant s has's been preadant
for twenty two weeks. Wow, and you're not even doing
a week.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So I'll tell you what we'll do.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
At the end of the five days, you'll have the
option carry on.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
For the forty wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
See, yeah, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see what.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You're going to have the biggest bitch tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I want you to hold it in some One of
the first thing you to do is to come in
and bitch about it. You can check it out on Instagram, TikTok,
Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'll drink lots of water as well.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Please go to have a little guys, get around it.
Keep the comments coming. It's very good stuff. Ward's bringing
a preggy belly for the whole week.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Will and Woddy.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I'm led to believe that over the weekend you found
something in your bag.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah that was pretty distressing.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah yeah, you brought this up.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah yeah, did you just want to tell everyone what
you found in your bag and why that was so distressing?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, So winded back a little bit during the week,
I had a noise coming out of my bag and
I was like, what the hell is that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's a bit scary.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's scary. It's handed electronic. That's really scary, right, So
I was like, what is this?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Anyway, I picked up my watch, my garment watches in there,
and it was it was and it turns out coincidentally
flashing no battery. So I was like, oh, it's just
my watch telling me no battery.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
So I go and check it on the charge.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Two days later, well, Saturday morning, Actually, same noise coming
out of.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
My bagh the garment watches on the charge.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
This is not okay. So I turned my bag upside
down inside out.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I find in there and air tag.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Terrifying.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
That's not your that's that is I mean, even the
X Files theme is appropriate there as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That is just truly just not.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
What you want to find. I was going out of
the door. I went to go and buy I went
to go and get my beanie out of my bag.
It was a cold Saturday morning. I'm going to the
cafe with my daughter and my partner.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
YEP, I find an Apple air tag a random Apple
air tag in my bag.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Well you can imagine what the walk to the cafe
was like. It was unsettling, sim full.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Meltdown, of course, like someone's tracking someone's tracking us, what's
it about.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I'm like, look, I work in radio.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I mean it weirdly didn't phaze me because I was like,
I know this is just going to be.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's probably woody, or it's probably it would have been.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
One of it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I didn't want you to know that I knew that
it was there, ah, just in case you could flip
the situation on me, or yeah, so do you know, okay,
so I can confirm, by the way, just if you
are still freaking out, no, no, no. I called it and
I said.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh right, okay, yeah yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah yeah yeah, is it around? Got it?
Speaker 8 (18:02):
It?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Rated squealed immediately gave me all the details.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think fair enough.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like even if you called me, I think I would
have told you, because that is a pretty rattling situation
here to realize. I was trying to.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I just couldn't figure it out, like well, like there
was ten percent ninety percent of me was like, this
is content for the show. Ten percent of me. It
was hard not to listen to sim sim was like
dangerous times at the moment, could be the Russians.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You've been robbed once, right, Yeah, you had your cargo
bike stole as old mate comeback.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Onto a war with officially a gangster who had stolen
our bike low balled him.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What was his name again?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Don't know, don't sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
But yeah, there were a few concerns.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, we've got CCTV out in front of our house now.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah we're worried. Yeah, you're worried. So do you have.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Any I need to know why when? No, what what
comes to mind? Why would why would the radio team
and myself want a track? I don't know, right? Do
you want to know?
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Definitely, Okay, Yeah, So we've been working on this for
months and you're going to be disappointed with what it
is that we're planning on doing. But effectively, for the
last couple of months, you've been spooking the idea of
a Will Night.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, well, well night every Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, you go and do like.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, So a few months ago the team came up
with this idea.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Of we've got to infiltrate Will Night why yeah, and
we know that you love it so much.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Just to me.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We thought it would be really funny.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I thought you wanted to come to will Night this week,
by the way, I'd love to. Well, oh, that's a
conditional invitation.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Depending on what you say here, Okay, yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
One night of the week.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
We just thought on a few hours are good to
pride myself from the working world.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
We thought it would be funny if we tracked you
so we knew where you went, and then we were
all going to rock up and then just be like, oh, anyway,
So last week when you announced it you had will Night, etcetera.
I had air tagged you, so i'd put the air
tag in your bag and I was like telling the guys, guys,
we've got him, we'll be able to track him. And
(20:02):
then you revealed to me that you're going to dinner
with your sister. Yeah, and I was like, that isn't
the kind of thing we can go and interrupt. But
then no one had the idea of removing the air take,
so I I can't I can't comment. I'm not sure
if Pooh he's been tracking you for the last.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
One That's what I was that he might have been.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I couldn't figure out what the data was being used for.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Can Pooie look at where you've been over the last
week he can't do that? Or no, I only think
it's alive.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I'm glad that you said it was about will Night, though,
because the only other thing I could think of, which
I was like, I'm devastated.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
That this isn't the real deal. Oh what is that?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
We had Jackie the pet psyekick on the show recently
and she said she could.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Find me anywhere on a map. It's in five minutes
if I dressed in a cat outfit. Yeah, we're still
doing that, but it's not a plan. She's legit, so
she will still be able to find me when I'm
in it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
We're locking in a time in.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
A cat Latex Onesie somewhere next week, next week. Yes,
Jackie's available. We're still going to get you a cat outfit.
She is a pet psychic. She's going to be able
to find you anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh, I'm happy all's forgiven. I mean, if she because
I was just devastated that Jackie wasn't going to be that.
Jackie wasn't legit Australia. As long as I get to
be in that cat onesie and buried in the woods
linking my genitals, I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh yeah, we don't have to look at.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Generally, but it's a cat thing to do. I think
I've got to go full method. Yeah, if you want
to go then that's fine. Cough up a hairball, do
you think, man? I need some whiskers, et some.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Whiskers or the food. Dark Mofo Festival.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
In Tasmania.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Very dark, were all.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
There Mofos So Dark Mofos is very cool, very cool
festival cool, very ominous, very dark.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Okay cool And yeah you go down.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There very dark celebrating the winter solstice. That will get
some pretty good music. Channet. There's actually a lot of
fun I've fet but you know, it's nice to make
fun of these things.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
So one of the just to give you a note off.
So like there's and I installations. Do musicians go down
there and play throughout the week periods over the winter solstice.
But one guy, this guy called Simon Zorich, is offering
coffin rides as part of Dark Mofo in Hobart Coffin Ride,
Coffin Ride so you jump in a coffin and you
(22:21):
basically you're in there for four minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's a four minute experience, and that's part of the yeah,
part of the festival.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
They basically and you kind of explore themes of death.
They've said in a playful way. It doesn't sound playful.
Four minutes in a coffin to be terrified. I think
it'd be I think it'd be good, a good thing
to do. It's custrophobic. It's funny, though, isn't it. Like
it's to be like the the.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Director of your own funeral.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Like to think that you've got a part in your
own funeral is wild because I mean, at the end
of the day.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's something you never you're not there for. It's not
alive when you're in a coffin. So he's like, come
and check it out. That's what your love ones down
and get into. Well, you say things you could got
four minutes, guys, minute eight.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, in preparation for this bit, I asked you to
prepare a eulogy for me, because I think it's an
interesting idea. If you were going to beat your own funeral,
you probably wouldn't want to give your own eulogy, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, yeah, hand of a sense.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So yeah, you did say that, you said you wanted
me to make a eulogy for myself. I did.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, so you're.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
All there, you're obviously giving the speech, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, So I got chat JBT to write it because
I just didn't know where to start with writing a eulogy.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
What I did, I did mine. Mine was mine was easy.
I just thought to myself. Normally, if you're doing a eulogy,
they often say, like what he's going to be remembered for.
They'll often say something cute like, oh, you know he
was he was a great cook, and he has like
something fun like that in there. You know, we love
going around to his place for path through on a Wednesday.
And then and then I think like there's often something
there in terms of like, well, you know what they
(23:50):
could have been?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Sure what what what? You know what life took away
from them?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
So that they're the guidelines I went for when I
wrote mind So if I was once just a couple
of lines, will will cook the lethal egg plant parmesana?
You do a man who could have been the best
barrister on the planet, but who traded it all in
to laugh at fart gags with his friend.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Would he good move?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
He'll be remembered for his facial hair, his whistle, and
his silky.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Pipes when he sings your whistle got a great whistle?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh sorry you mean with your mouth? I thought you
meant like you had you played the whistle.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I've never seen you do that, and I was like,
oh secret, hell on alert, okay, strong mate.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I don't know if that you'd love that as.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You just kid, It's just a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Also, chat GPT got a bit more emotive with my right,
can I read it? Mine's longer?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
How long?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well you just cut me off when.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
His chat GPT, I'd have said, write a eulogy about me.
It already knows enough about me. You can't get the
music as well, just to get the emotion.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay. We gather here today in deep sadness, but also
in deep gratitude.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
For the life of Woody Whitelah. My god. He was
a man of boundless talent and charm, a great actor
whose appearance in a VB commercial became something of legend.
And if you ever tried to keep up with him
on a bike, well good luck. Edward wasn't just a cyclist.
He was the cyclist blisteringly fast, heartbreakingly graceful, utterly determined.
We have lost a father, a husband, a friend, a voice,
(25:20):
a force of nature.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Nature.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But Edward doesn't disappear with death.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
He remains in the echo of his laugh, in the
eyes of his daughter, in the stories we'll keep telling. Oh,
oh my god, I's got a little bit emotional Rest easy, Edward.
You live with passion, You loved with your whole heart.
You gave everything you had, and we will never forget you.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Thanks chat.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
What's the most pathetic injury that a dad can stay?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I recognize? Did it on the weekend?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
What's great? I love this.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I had a playground injury peak hour.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Good.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You're too old to be getting in there, man, Well
go to the park bench. Go to the park bend
not bench yourself. I feel so not. I'm so not.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I will give you the specs on exactly how and
what happened. But it effectively involved me trying to get
into a swing.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Come on you too, come on.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
That was one of those big ones. It was one
of the big ones, like those big round ones with
like the canvas, with the rope mesh over the top
of it. I know what you're talking about, you know,
the one how did you? I'll tell you a bit
later on, But what I thought was really interesting about
it before you know, we all have a good laugh
at me, is which I'm open to.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Awesome. In fact, I'm going to get someone else to
tell the stories so you can laugh at me properly,
because you know I'm gonna dial it down a little bit,
of course. And you know, you also know that I
like hamming things up, like when I'm when I'm injured,
you know, I often go down quite hard, big treeful.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I've got a bad center of gravity. I do tend
to eat it pretty big.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
And you complain and I complain. Yeah, And for weeks
I'm surprised I haven't heard you complaining to that, Like,
it mustn't be that bad of an injury, because usually
there's a lot of like you know, yeah, yeah, win.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Noises when you stand up at a chair and.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
So so.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
But before we get into again once again having laugh
at me, I feel like we're getting into a little bit.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Too certain but just very excited.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
So I think it's fascinating though that like I because
I am quite soft, and you know, ordinarily in that
secience as I would have been requesting an ambulance, but
because Max, my daughter was there, I had I felt
like I needed to be strong and pretend that I
was all okay.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh, because you're worried that she wouldn't feel safe if
Daddy go down. Well, I don't know. That's kind of
what I'm interested in exploring.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I think there's something very relatable that, like, as parents
we try and be like strong for our children. Ah,
But I find I think there's all sorts of wrong
with that, Like should I have to be strong for
my daughter? It's a very old idea that you know,
your parents are kind of infallible, and I think that
that can really be quite.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Damaging in the future. But then we all remember the
moment we realized that our parents are actually just humans.
I find it hard to get the balance right because
on the one side, like I'm always like you can
feel safe around me, and I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm not what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So for example, if there was a bear, yeah, in
the in the proximity of me, like Europeans, I would
I would want to be a picture of calmness around
my daughter because.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I don't want so she doesn't pick that up.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
He's on top of this.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
But then the other side of it, which is, I
want to make sure and I'm sure this is what
you're kind of like suggesting as well. I want to
make sure my daughter sees me getting emotional or like, hey,
I start my towe that really hurts you. Yeah, and
I'm in pain right now. That sucks rather than But
the thing I was conscious of is that, like, I know,
I'm a bit of a pansy in those situations. And
(28:58):
what I was aware of is I don't want to
be like me when she gets old.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Ah, Like you don't want to pass the worst parts
of yourself onto your kids.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You're so conscious of hiding it. Oh yeah right, But then,
like I wonder.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
If I don't know, I just don't think there's something
there's something wrong about that.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I reckon, you're your partner's very tough. Don't worry. I
think she'll hopefully you're.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
She laughed at me.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
She laughed openly should And then the two other people
I was with, we were with another couple, she held them.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Back from going to help me.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, good, because you you you complain because.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
You would have believed you would have wanted the ambulance
had the phone out.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
That's the only reason someone came running over is to
get the phone out of what happened. Okay, I'll get
I'll get a friend of mine on my phone. Now
I'll call I'll call Whitey, who was there, and he
can he can give it to you in all the
gory details. I know you can enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Hello, good a Whitey, It's Macimatum here with Woods.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Hello mate, good to hear your boys.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Mate, have you got a sick Sure? I was just
going to ask briefly if you could sort of summarize
the stack I had in the playground.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Well, I wasn't actually an eyewitness to the incident, but
I saw the aftermath, and it was a slow aftermak
I'd liken it to the Titanic going down over the
course of about fifteen hours overnight.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Very slow moving man, slowly falling towards the Earth as
gravity did its thing.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
And the carry on afterwards was more memorable than the
actual incident because he was sort of writhing around on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
What was the apparatus that did him? In there?
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Bottom the bottom of the bottom of the swing. You
know there's sometimes that sort of black, sort of slow
kind of material kind of a thing.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah, the Great Man obviously lost his footing on that
and sort of essentially was rolling around on the ground
like a soccer player pleading for a yellow car.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Basically, were you done by the because it's a slight inclay.
It's because the swing generally is on the pump that rubber.
Maybe you're talking about why it has a slight sore getting.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
To the age where you can't quite adjust your guy.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I couldn't deal with slight.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Well maybe maybe will can't, but others probably caught with
a better center of gravity.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
But but it was a slow fall, and it was
a very very slow reaction and a very slow recovery
from all reports as well. Good luck to say.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
We went out to the pub.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
We went out to the pub and dinner after I
had my foot up on a chair, request at a nice package,
and then we rode. We rode the cargo bike down
of the pub together. But Sam had to ride that
home by yourself because I've got a lift home.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Fu.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
The leg was dropping.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Not good. Fine lines are open if can beer and
soft on the sounde of the can opening. You were
a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I'm going to have a soft drink.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
A beer?
Speaker 12 (32:07):
No, no, alrighty Kayla is first up today to win
some cash with cans?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Kayla?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Are you good at this?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
I hope?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
So?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Do you have a target figure?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Definitely?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Bloody hell, all right, let's go for ten. Here we go,
here's can one.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Oh, I'm gonna say beer.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Okay, nice, start bark there Monday.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Kaylen?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I want the divisibility support and I'm actually.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
At work right now.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh right, ducked out, just ducked.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'm sure I'm sure everyone supporting is currently okay and
looked after.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Yes, no, I'm in the office.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Okay, nice, nice, nice, Okay, here we go. I can't do.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Oh that's going to be soft dreams.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Wow. When you when you set the lofty expectation of
ten cans in a row, I thought that was ridiculous,
but you've obviously listened to there's.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
A lot in the car cap. Got to be confident,
got to be confident, that's it. Confidence. All right, let's
go for can three for three hundred bucks.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
That's going to be beer.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh, my gosh, geez, three.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yours Kayla? Are you are you a beer drinker or
a soft drink drinker?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I'm not, but my partner is so.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
You hear him cracking the cans. All right, Kayla, here
we go can numbers. She's on fire. We've got to
play here for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Oh, it's gonna be soa string.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No wow, So what would you spend this money on?
Speaker 9 (34:24):
By the way, Kayla, all my car is getting a
service this week.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Nice love that nice good car service and very good,
very mature, very responsible.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, let's go for a fifth can here for five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh, she's on.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
She is the first player we've got all week. And
she is absolutely rightfully through the cash.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Got there regretting pushing this over for another another week,
and we're five hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Bucks in the whole early first player of the week.
So let us in, Let us in, Kayler, what are
you here? What are you hearing?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I'm just listening to the I feel like the soft
drink is like a maunch and the beer is like
a short.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. Where's the cash going? Taylor? Five
hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Where's it going car servicing will.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Holiday. I've been I've been in toms with the producers
about how we can how short is run because we're
going to run out for cash the rest of the weeks.
Looking at the numbers there you can over there, I'm
decking the matrix over I'm trying to funnel some cash
out of a trust.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It can number six kayla, six hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I'm gonna today.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Sorry, right roun kayl.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Monday?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
How good is that?
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Right? That is so awesome?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Who are you in the office with I'm in.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
My accounts room at the moment with my team, Sarria interining.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Let him know, let him know this one five hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh nice work, guys.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Can you.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hope you're having a great Monday afternoon? That's awesome?
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, I go back tomorrow, my god, maybe not let
me have that. There's there's actually a question marks over that.
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
The average player wins five hundred bucks according to this
week's figures.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
And it's not we're in trouble. Listen, work on that, guys.
But if you never hear can you hear it again?
That's why
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:09):
My wife Mim is pregnant with baby number two. It's very,
very exciting for us. But I was talking about last
week on the show just I wanted pregnant women to call,
and I was basically asking them, you know, what does
my pregnant wife really need? And I was trying to
better understand what someone who is pregnant needs, and Sky
Corden suggested this for.
Speaker 3 (00:30):
Entire week, get a fake belly because the exhaustion that
you have from being pregnant is astronomical.
Speaker 1 (00:38):
So this is happening. Gets pregnant you can do.
Speaker 2 (00:47):
So, I haven't seen the pregnant belly yet that I'm
going to be strapped to in a.
Speaker 4 (00:53):
Half an hour's time.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
In about half an hour's time.
Speaker 2 (00:56):
But obviously, when Sky called last week, the first person
who I wanted to talk to about this was my
wife Mim, who actually joins us on the phone right now.
Speaker 1 (01:05):
Hello, Mim, Yeah, what's going on? So we're good. We're
really good, Mim.
Speaker 2 (01:13):
So obviously the first thing to discuss is that coincidentally,
you and Rem had a holiday booked with your parents,
so you're going to be you're over there having a
holiday right now in Port Douglass, which is.
Speaker 3 (01:25):
Lovely perfect time not to hear you complain.
Speaker 2 (01:28):
Yes, yeah, yeah, and that has worked out well because
obviously right now I am trying to help around the house,
and I would have been less of a helper if
I also was carrying around wait over my belly. But
mem question for you, do you think by me strapping
on a pregnancy belly for a week that I will
become a better support for you as long.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
As you don't complain too much afterwards. I mean, I
asked you to just learn how to gh on my face,
but instead you're doing this, So I mean this is
going above and beyond.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
I reckon, how do you on one's face?
Speaker 1 (02:01):
No, that's a great question.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
I told my mom and she thought it was some
sort of sexual favor. But it sounds like getting a
stone and like massaging your face, getting like draining limp.
Speaker 2 (02:11):
On your face. There's this metallic almost like moonlight looking
like rock that's in our house and it's called a wash.
Speaker 3 (02:17):
Anyway, google it your own tire.
Speaker 2 (02:19):
Yeah, okay, so sorry, we're trying to do a radio
show here. Sounds wild, it really did, yeah, left field? Yes, yea,
so outside of though, do you like, do you truly
think that if I can experience what it's like to
have a belly, mim, surely I'll be a better support.
Speaker 3 (02:34):
I do think.
Speaker 5 (02:35):
So.
Speaker 3 (02:35):
It's the little things like just getting up, like you
want your drink bottle. It's so close and you feel
ridiculous asking, But at the end of the day, it's
so much harder for.
Speaker 6 (02:43):
Me than it is for you.
Speaker 4 (02:44):
Is just empathy. So this should be a greater understanding.
Speaker 3 (02:47):
Really, and you have been absolutely amazing, like you're doing,
going above and beyond already.
Speaker 1 (02:52):
Well, I do appreciate it.
Speaker 6 (02:53):
You could do more?
Speaker 7 (02:53):
Why not?
Speaker 2 (02:54):
Do you think do you think I'll struggle mim? Or
more importantly, you know me better than anyone. What do
you think I'll struggle with most?
Speaker 3 (03:02):
I think just like every day things that you're trying to,
like get around, and you've just got this huge belly
and it's just super annoying.
Speaker 4 (03:10):
Barbecuing at a day, oh yeah, you do barbecued out
of clock in the morning. What if the belly goes up.
I was going to say, well, no, I'll keep for safety.
Well that's the thing you can't make because you've got
to get close enough to turn your veggies at eight
o'clock in the morning, just a reminder of it. He
does barbecued out o'clock in the morning.
Speaker 1 (03:27):
Dinner at the same time.
Speaker 2 (03:30):
If you get too close you could go up.
Speaker 1 (03:33):
Have you ever felt too much heat on your belly
when barbecuing?
Speaker 3 (03:36):
Min Look, I don't really barbecue at end.
Speaker 4 (03:41):
That's fair enough, okay, But it was hard because you
get to know your belly gets it's the first thing
to touch, and then.
Speaker 3 (03:49):
All of a sudden you're like, if i do my
makeup in the morning and I'm next to the basin,
I'm like leaning on the baby, and then that of
the hurt and you're.
Speaker 2 (03:56):
Like, what going on the baby's face? With the basis
exactly everyone needs to be Sleeping is another thing, obviously,
which would be hard.
Speaker 1 (04:05):
Showering, Yes, you will complain.
Speaker 4 (04:07):
Heaps the exercise thing for you, like you put yourself
in the pain zone for an hour and a half
every morning.
Speaker 8 (04:13):
Yeah, in the morning.
Speaker 3 (04:15):
The more we talk about this, the happier I am.
Speaker 9 (04:18):
I'm not there.
Speaker 2 (04:19):
How are you going to do your hundred k's in
this saddle at five am?
Speaker 5 (04:23):
Well?
Speaker 1 (04:23):
Can I how would you go?
Speaker 5 (04:25):
Get?
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Yeah? I can still, I can still ride. I can
ride a bike with a belly on, can I?
Speaker 3 (04:29):
I'm one hundred k's in the morning every morning, you know.
Speaker 1 (04:31):
You and a hundred days every morning.
Speaker 2 (04:35):
All right, Well, look, have fun, important, enjoy, get a
good enjoy it.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
I will get someone else to do it for me.
Speaker 6 (04:42):
If you know what I'm saying.
Speaker 2 (04:43):
We don't know.
Speaker 4 (04:45):
We're just join us.
Speaker 1 (04:46):
Well, I feel like I can. I can still ride
a little.
Speaker 2 (04:49):
I probably can't ride outside because I'd be worried about
having a stack with a huge belly in the way.
Speaker 1 (04:55):
But I could be on the indoor bike. Well, I
just don't know.
Speaker 2 (04:59):
At the end of the day, I'm worried about sleep,
Like I don't know how I'm going to sleep with.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
Huge things like going to the movies, Like it's going
to be tough. You're gonna be uncomfortable.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Putting your shoes on, I struggled, Yeah, getting the shoe
might have a shoe horn. How are you going to sleep? No, Yes,
I'm very worried about sleep. Showering, So do I have
to shower with the belly? I think if you're gonna
do it, you're gonna do it. Yeah, I think so.
So I have a flight this week, like a business
like a work flight, business flight, Well, yeah, yeah, business,
(05:29):
it is protecting if the text officer is listening for business.
But like a flight, for example, I feel like a
flight will be quite difficult with a pregnant belly on.
A security gonna let me in with a strap on
pregnancy belly, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (05:42):
Traditionally I think strap ons are on your shoe at
the security gates, so there might be.
Speaker 2 (05:47):
There's just and to be honest, like it's just and
like my back, like I know, my back's going to.
Speaker 1 (05:53):
Go pretty pretty early.
Speaker 4 (05:54):
Yeah, with this whole one hundred Well this is the
bit though, isn't it one hundred per Yeah, you might.
Speaker 2 (05:59):
Need to get one of those back braces.
Speaker 1 (06:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (06:01):
Mim actually has a compression bandage that she wears around
her hips at the moment, which is helping you go.
Speaker 1 (06:08):
Yeah. I mean, there's just so much at the end
of the day.
Speaker 2 (06:10):
Is what struggle it's all about. All right, let's do
it up, Decks, We're gonna get the belly on.
Speaker 1 (06:17):
Yeah great, I'm going.
Speaker 2 (06:19):
To strap you in. We were all ready to go here.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
I think getting George is getting very tired holding it
up outside, so I've heard between ten and fifteen kilos there.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
It is a.
Speaker 4 (06:33):
Of you guys heard that hit the desk, But it
always looks like it looks like an apron.
Speaker 2 (06:38):
But with birds in a belly, I was expecting more
of like a prosthetic kind of thing that I could
get a bit more moisture on. What for, Well, if
I sweat into I've got yeah.
Speaker 1 (06:52):
So because if I sweat into this will stink.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
Yeah, that's a fact.
Speaker 1 (06:57):
I thought it was going to be like a dry
fit kind of.
Speaker 4 (07:01):
What sort of Nike aren't making belly?
Speaker 1 (07:05):
Is? But how am I going to share in this?
Speaker 6 (07:08):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You have to sort that out? All right, let's chuck
it on. I don't know, mate, that's not my problem.
You're pregnant.
Speaker 4 (07:13):
But that's not what I say to pregnant people ordinarily. No,
my problem your pregnant. It's not the approach, and that's
not we're learning here. What we're learning here is how
to empathize with people who are in you know, what
can be a very difficult time, very anyway, turn into
the tuk shop lady, instantly, didn't you?
Speaker 1 (07:32):
We might.
Speaker 2 (07:35):
Why is your belly so light?
Speaker 4 (07:37):
Okay, so this is what I was saying about okay,
so woods, we're going to take the straps off, and
I think we're going to have to staple you in.
Speaker 1 (07:43):
But it's very it's literally covering my yeah, I know.
Speaker 2 (07:46):
So we're going to have to lift it up. So
George is going to lift it up for you over
the should.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Oh you can readjust this.
Speaker 2 (07:52):
Yeah, readjust on the straps there? How's that hold?
Speaker 8 (07:54):
The bell?
Speaker 2 (07:55):
Is that very is?
Speaker 1 (07:57):
There's no way I can do this for a week,
isn't that TV? It's really really now?
Speaker 4 (08:04):
Pop like, what's in there?
Speaker 10 (08:06):
I think?
Speaker 4 (08:06):
Buton Pusher told me he's filled it up? What did
you put in that?
Speaker 2 (08:09):
There's ten kilograms of aquarium sand?
Speaker 1 (08:14):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (08:16):
Aquarium sand?
Speaker 1 (08:18):
Guys?
Speaker 2 (08:18):
What is that?
Speaker 1 (08:20):
But I assume it's sand? Aquarium?
Speaker 2 (08:22):
You look great? Look at that. Wow. Okay, Now what
I've got for you pregnant.
Speaker 4 (08:31):
I've got a little hat that you're gonna wear around
everyere which has got a QR code on it, so
people are wondering why you're pregnant. They can scan that.
Speaker 8 (08:40):
Uh.
Speaker 2 (08:40):
And that comes with an X an XXL.
Speaker 1 (08:45):
I'm losing his shoulder. I've lost his shoulder.
Speaker 4 (08:49):
I'll go an XXL T shirt for you because I
think you're gonna need some clothes here, mate, like, like,
can you do a little spin for me? Let me
just have a look at you and has it the
Jurassic Park theme is apped? You do look like something
from another world? What there's what is going on here?
(09:09):
I can't quite make cads of the shoulder pads.
Speaker 1 (09:12):
You kind of you look like it just feels too low. Yeah,
it does look like it keeps hitting mind.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
Yeah yeah, yeah, Okay, Okay.
Speaker 1 (09:20):
I don't know if his T shirt is gonna fit.
Speaker 4 (09:22):
Okay, don't put the T shirt on now. Let's just
have a look. How the breasts feeling.
Speaker 2 (09:27):
They're fine, Okay, I'm just the.
Speaker 1 (09:31):
Whole kids feeling very heavy.
Speaker 2 (09:33):
Yeah, where's it feeling? Where you feeling it most in
terms of holding it up?
Speaker 1 (09:36):
So shoulders? Yeah, right, currently these.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Wings on.
Speaker 4 (09:45):
You've got these shoulder pads that look like you should
be in an eighties movie. But then you've got a
gut that makes you look like you're in an All
American diner. What it just looks like You've got a gut,
That's what it looks like. Like You're gonna look like
it just looks like you're wearing your fat suit, to
be perfect honest with you, because when you put his
shirt over the top of that, you're just going to
look huge.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
It's just going to look like.
Speaker 1 (10:04):
A good It's okay.
Speaker 2 (10:05):
I don't care about how I look, hopefully I can
still just feel what it feels like to have.
Speaker 4 (10:10):
Okay, So physically, do you think you could work out
in that? Well?
Speaker 1 (10:13):
No, not at all. I can't.
Speaker 4 (10:16):
What am I trying to hike the knees up?
Speaker 2 (10:20):
Yeah? Okay?
Speaker 4 (10:21):
It really is like a beer gut, isn't it.
Speaker 7 (10:23):
Yeah?
Speaker 1 (10:24):
Can we get some I want to solidify it a bit.
Speaker 4 (10:27):
Yeah, I don't know if we can do that. Maybe
the baby at the end of the day you look
after it. No, that's the way that I can't have
you kicking your knees up either, really, because if it
was a child in there, then that's part of the thing, right,
You've got to be careful.
Speaker 2 (10:38):
Funny how quickly I'm leaning And yeah, you are leaning
forward because it's standing up straight?
Speaker 1 (10:43):
Is hard?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Is that right?
Speaker 1 (10:44):
Because it's pulling on my back?
Speaker 4 (10:46):
Really, it'll be on all week Instagram TikTok. Well, and
what you've got to see for yourselves?
Speaker 2 (10:55):
And yeah, you guys can all enjoy five days if
it's wearing this. I know I certainly will.
Speaker 1 (10:59):
So many positions are uncomfortable, which I didn't.
Speaker 2 (11:01):
I don't think I fully appreciated how hard it would
be to find a comfortable position.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
But the feed up unbelievable.
Speaker 2 (11:08):
So I mean, yeah, for anyone supporting someone who's pregnant,
if you can somehow provide a foot on or just
let them get their feet up.
Speaker 1 (11:15):
Yeah, it's just taken a lot of the pressure. What's
a futon?
Speaker 2 (11:19):
But it was a Japanese couch slash bed.
Speaker 1 (11:22):
I always thought that was like a footstool.
Speaker 2 (11:24):
That's an ottoman.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Crystal's coach is a mom of two. Crystal, Hey, guys
are going, yeah, good mate, you're hearing this. Got the
ten kilo preggy belly on. He's struggling, He's five minutes in,
he's got six days to go. What's he I mean,
you guys do it, but you guys do it for
forty weeks.
Speaker 6 (11:41):
Yeah.
Speaker 11 (11:42):
Look, I think he's got one tenth of the problem.
Speaker 1 (11:46):
Yes, yeah, I want to say, because this is obviously only.
Speaker 2 (11:49):
Ten percent going on here. There's no week bladder going
on here. My ligaments aren't stretching in my body as well.
This is only ten percent and I'm embarrassed to say
that I'm uncomfortable. But so Crystal, what do you think
I'll struggle with most?
Speaker 11 (12:02):
I think just sitting down in general, wearing the weight
of the belly was a big struggle for me. So
I used an exercise ball so I would get full
butt naked, spread legs on this exercise ball, rolling my
hips around, letting the belly hang.
Speaker 4 (12:20):
Yeah right, all right, so Wed, I don't think you
can be nude in the air like unfortunately, mate.
Speaker 2 (12:26):
But I reckon maybe that might be.
Speaker 4 (12:30):
At home activity for you though, Yeah, that's an exercise
ball because.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
I didn't realize how much like when I sat down
in the chair after as soon as I put it
on and sat I sat down.
Speaker 1 (12:37):
I couldn't believe how uncomfortable that was.
Speaker 2 (12:39):
Again, sitting down was uncomfortable.
Speaker 1 (12:41):
Just sitting down down was not comfortable too.
Speaker 2 (12:44):
Is all right? Eden's called that and one of six
or five?
Speaker 4 (12:46):
And think about it, like when you know pregnant mums
sit through school presentations and.
Speaker 9 (12:50):
Unbelievab and dance recites unbelievable, unbelievable, Eden, what can no
what do you think I'm going to ruggle with most Eden.
Speaker 11 (13:01):
Ah, the swollen hands and see, oh you're going.
Speaker 2 (13:06):
To get swollen hands and feet?
Speaker 4 (13:07):
Oh yeah, yeah, Well there's a white thing. I suppose
there's a blood circulation.
Speaker 2 (13:11):
Yeah, isn't there?
Speaker 5 (13:12):
Right?
Speaker 1 (13:12):
I did not think it, so, so how full on
is that?
Speaker 2 (13:14):
Eden?
Speaker 6 (13:16):
Well, I couldn't feel my hands and fingers really yeah,
I literally slice my finger. Can I just realize?
Speaker 1 (13:23):
Oh?
Speaker 4 (13:24):
Okay, well that's there's that's one thing we didn't see coming.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
Yep, definitely.
Speaker 2 (13:28):
Wow.
Speaker 4 (13:29):
And the funny thing is that, like from the outside,
you do just look like a bogan who's had a
few too many beers. I think, my, you've got a
shaggy you got a pretty saggy gut.
Speaker 1 (13:39):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yep, that is what people will think. Yeah,
but that's okay. I'm okay if people think that.
Speaker 2 (13:44):
At the end of the day, the exercise here is
just trying to empathize and understand a little bit.
Speaker 4 (13:49):
He has got a QR code in him as well, guys,
so if you see him in the street, you can
scan the QR code. It's just wondering why I'm pregnant,
then you can scan him.
Speaker 2 (13:55):
I don't know if anyone's going to get close enough
to you to scan you. But and it's cooled, didn't
want to six five and what are you read?
Speaker 6 (14:01):
Oh will? I I think that it's not enough that
you're just wearing a belly that's not going to give
you the full offense.
Speaker 1 (14:09):
Okay, what I should do in I think.
Speaker 6 (14:13):
You should drink at least three liters of water a day,
especially before you go to bed, to the.
Speaker 10 (14:23):
Toilet all the time, yes, okay, yes, and then at
the end of the week, I think they should put
you into labor so you.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Could feel the cramps and stuff, and that will give
you a little bit more of an idea or what
they like.
Speaker 4 (14:42):
A certain level of vindictiveness that is coming out from
a lot of women here in these calls.
Speaker 2 (14:46):
There's going to be a lot.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
I think there's a bit of Sharden fraud going on,
and totally fair, I think from all the women that
are calling, and they're loving the idea of you being
well experiencing something that you never would.
Speaker 2 (14:58):
Have before, no or could for four Yes, So good
on you, Woods. I'm proud of you.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Thank you stuff mate, I know I appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Yeah, yeah, I was about to say, five days is
going to be a long time.
Speaker 1 (15:08):
But again that forty weeks.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
You are pregnant forms MIMS pregnant s has's been preadant
for twenty two weeks. Wow, and you're not even doing
a week.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:17):
So I'll tell you what we'll do.
Speaker 4 (15:18):
At the end of the five days, you'll have the
option carry on.
Speaker 2 (15:24):
For the forty wrap it up.
Speaker 1 (15:30):
See, yeah, we'll see, we'll see, we'll see what.
Speaker 2 (15:34):
You're going to have the biggest bitch tomorrow.
Speaker 4 (15:37):
I want you to hold it in some One of
the first thing you to do is to come in
and bitch about it. You can check it out on Instagram, TikTok,
Will and Woody.
Speaker 1 (15:42):
I'll drink lots of water as well.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
Please go to have a little guys, get around it.
Keep the comments coming. It's very good stuff. Ward's bringing
a preggy belly for the whole week.
Speaker 8 (15:50):
Will and Woddy.
Speaker 2 (16:02):
I'm led to believe that over the weekend you found
something in your bag.
Speaker 1 (16:07):
Yeah that was pretty distressing.
Speaker 4 (16:10):
Yeah yeah, you brought this up.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Yeah yeah, did you just want to tell everyone what
you found in your bag and why that was so distressing?
Speaker 4 (16:17):
Okay, So winded back a little bit during the week,
I had a noise coming out of my bag and
I was like, what the hell is that.
Speaker 1 (16:24):
That's a bit scary.
Speaker 2 (16:25):
It's scary. It's handed electronic. That's really scary, right, So
I was like, what is this?
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Anyway, I picked up my watch, my garment watches in there,
and it was it was and it turns out coincidentally
flashing no battery. So I was like, oh, it's just
my watch telling me no battery.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
So I go and check it on the charge.
Speaker 1 (16:43):
Yeah.
Speaker 4 (16:44):
Two days later, well, Saturday morning, Actually, same noise coming
out of.
Speaker 1 (16:49):
My bagh the garment watches on the charge.
Speaker 2 (16:53):
This is not okay. So I turned my bag upside
down inside out.
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Yeah, fair enough.
Speaker 2 (16:58):
I find in there and air tag.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
Terrifying.
Speaker 4 (17:02):
That's not your that's that is I mean, even the
X Files theme is appropriate there as far as I'm concerned.
Speaker 2 (17:07):
That is just truly just not.
Speaker 4 (17:10):
What you want to find. I was going out of
the door. I went to go and buy I went
to go and get my beanie out of my bag.
It was a cold Saturday morning. I'm going to the
cafe with my daughter and my partner.
Speaker 2 (17:19):
YEP, I find an Apple air tag a random Apple
air tag in my bag.
Speaker 4 (17:23):
Well you can imagine what the walk to the cafe
was like. It was unsettling, sim full.
Speaker 2 (17:28):
Meltdown, of course, like someone's tracking someone's tracking us, what's
it about.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
I'm like, look, I work in radio.
Speaker 2 (17:36):
I mean it weirdly didn't phaze me because I was like,
I know this is just going to be.
Speaker 1 (17:41):
It's probably woody, or it's probably it would have been.
Speaker 2 (17:43):
One of it.
Speaker 1 (17:44):
So I didn't.
Speaker 2 (17:45):
I didn't want you to know that I knew that
it was there, ah, just in case you could flip
the situation on me, or yeah, so do you know, okay,
so I can confirm, by the way, just if you
are still freaking out, no, no, no. I called it and
I said.
Speaker 1 (17:58):
Oh right, okay, yeah yeah, yeah, sure.
Speaker 2 (18:00):
Yeah yeah yeah, is it around? Got it?
Speaker 8 (18:02):
It?
Speaker 4 (18:02):
Rated squealed immediately gave me all the details.
Speaker 1 (18:06):
I think fair enough.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Like even if you called me, I think I would
have told you, because that is a pretty rattling situation
here to realize. I was trying to.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
I just couldn't figure it out, like well, like there
was ten percent ninety percent of me was like, this
is content for the show. Ten percent of me. It
was hard not to listen to sim sim was like
dangerous times at the moment, could be the Russians.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
You've been robbed once, right, Yeah, you had your cargo
bike stole as old mate comeback.
Speaker 4 (18:31):
Onto a war with officially a gangster who had stolen
our bike low balled him.
Speaker 1 (18:36):
What was his name again?
Speaker 2 (18:37):
Don't know, don't sorry, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (18:40):
But yeah, there were a few concerns.
Speaker 2 (18:42):
Yeah, we've got CCTV out in front of our house now.
Speaker 1 (18:44):
Yeah we're worried. Yeah, you're worried. So do you have.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
Any I need to know why when? No, what what
comes to mind? Why would why would the radio team
and myself want a track? I don't know, right? Do
you want to know?
Speaker 10 (18:58):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:58):
Definitely, Okay, Yeah, So we've been working on this for
months and you're going to be disappointed with what it
is that we're planning on doing. But effectively, for the
last couple of months, you've been spooking the idea of
a Will Night.
Speaker 1 (19:13):
Yeah, well, well night every Tuesday night.
Speaker 2 (19:16):
Yeah, you go and do like.
Speaker 1 (19:19):
Okay, So a few months ago the team came up
with this idea.
Speaker 2 (19:22):
Of we've got to infiltrate Will Night why yeah, and
we know that you love it so much.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Just to me.
Speaker 1 (19:28):
We thought it would be really funny.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
I thought you wanted to come to will Night this week,
by the way, I'd love to. Well, oh, that's a
conditional invitation.
Speaker 1 (19:34):
Depending on what you say here, Okay, yeah, well yeah.
Speaker 2 (19:38):
One night of the week.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
We just thought on a few hours are good to
pride myself from the working world.
Speaker 2 (19:42):
We thought it would be funny if we tracked you
so we knew where you went, and then we were
all going to rock up and then just be like, oh, anyway,
So last week when you announced it you had will Night, etcetera.
I had air tagged you, so i'd put the air
tag in your bag and I was like telling the guys, guys,
we've got him, we'll be able to track him. And
(20:02):
then you revealed to me that you're going to dinner
with your sister. Yeah, and I was like, that isn't
the kind of thing we can go and interrupt. But
then no one had the idea of removing the air take,
so I I can't I can't comment. I'm not sure
if Pooh he's been tracking you for the last.
Speaker 1 (20:15):
One That's what I was that he might have been.
Speaker 2 (20:17):
I couldn't figure out what the data was being used for.
Speaker 1 (20:20):
Can Pooie look at where you've been over the last
week he can't do that? Or no, I only think
it's alive.
Speaker 4 (20:26):
I'm glad that you said it was about will Night, though,
because the only other thing I could think of, which
I was like, I'm devastated.
Speaker 2 (20:31):
That this isn't the real deal. Oh what is that?
Speaker 4 (20:34):
We had Jackie the pet psyekick on the show recently
and she said she could.
Speaker 2 (20:40):
Find me anywhere on a map. It's in five minutes
if I dressed in a cat outfit. Yeah, we're still
doing that, but it's not a plan. She's legit, so
she will still be able to find me when I'm
in it.
Speaker 1 (20:50):
We're locking in a time in.
Speaker 2 (20:52):
A cat Latex Onesie somewhere next week, next week. Yes,
Jackie's available. We're still going to get you a cat outfit.
She is a pet psychic. She's going to be able
to find you anywhere in Australia.
Speaker 4 (21:03):
Oh, I'm happy all's forgiven. I mean, if she because
I was just devastated that Jackie wasn't going to be that.
Jackie wasn't legit Australia. As long as I get to
be in that cat onesie and buried in the woods
linking my genitals, I'm happy.
Speaker 1 (21:13):
Oh yeah, we don't have to look at.
Speaker 2 (21:14):
Generally, but it's a cat thing to do. I think
I've got to go full method. Yeah, if you want
to go then that's fine. Cough up a hairball, do
you think, man? I need some whiskers, et some.
Speaker 4 (21:22):
Whiskers or the food. Dark Mofo Festival.
Speaker 2 (21:27):
In Tasmania.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
Very dark, were all.
Speaker 2 (21:38):
There Mofos So Dark Mofos is very cool, very cool
festival cool, very ominous, very dark.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
Okay cool And yeah you go down.
Speaker 2 (21:47):
There very dark celebrating the winter solstice. That will get
some pretty good music. Channet. There's actually a lot of
fun I've fet but you know, it's nice to make
fun of these things.
Speaker 4 (21:57):
So one of the just to give you a note off.
So like there's and I installations. Do musicians go down
there and play throughout the week periods over the winter solstice.
But one guy, this guy called Simon Zorich, is offering
coffin rides as part of Dark Mofo in Hobart Coffin Ride,
Coffin Ride so you jump in a coffin and you
(22:21):
basically you're in there for four minutes.
Speaker 2 (22:23):
That's a four minute experience, and that's part of the yeah,
part of the festival.
Speaker 4 (22:28):
They basically and you kind of explore themes of death.
They've said in a playful way. It doesn't sound playful.
Four minutes in a coffin to be terrified. I think
it'd be I think it'd be good, a good thing
to do. It's custrophobic. It's funny, though, isn't it. Like
it's to be like the the.
Speaker 2 (22:45):
Director of your own funeral.
Speaker 4 (22:46):
Like to think that you've got a part in your
own funeral is wild because I mean, at the end
of the day.
Speaker 2 (22:51):
It's something you never you're not there for. It's not
alive when you're in a coffin. So he's like, come
and check it out. That's what your love ones down
and get into. Well, you say things you could got
four minutes, guys, minute eight.
Speaker 4 (23:03):
Well, in preparation for this bit, I asked you to
prepare a eulogy for me, because I think it's an
interesting idea. If you were going to beat your own funeral,
you probably wouldn't want to give your own eulogy, wouldn't you.
Speaker 1 (23:15):
Well, yeah, hand of a sense.
Speaker 2 (23:16):
So yeah, you did say that, you said you wanted
me to make a eulogy for myself. I did.
Speaker 1 (23:20):
Yeah, so you're.
Speaker 4 (23:21):
All there, you're obviously giving the speech, you know.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Yeah, So I got chat JBT to write it because
I just didn't know where to start with writing a eulogy.
Speaker 4 (23:29):
What I did, I did mine. Mine was mine was easy.
I just thought to myself. Normally, if you're doing a eulogy,
they often say, like what he's going to be remembered for.
They'll often say something cute like, oh, you know he
was he was a great cook, and he has like
something fun like that in there. You know, we love
going around to his place for path through on a Wednesday.
And then and then I think like there's often something
there in terms of like, well, you know what they
(23:50):
could have been?
Speaker 2 (23:51):
Sure what what what? You know what life took away
from them?
Speaker 4 (23:54):
So that they're the guidelines I went for when I
wrote mind So if I was once just a couple
of lines, will will cook the lethal egg plant parmesana?
You do a man who could have been the best
barrister on the planet, but who traded it all in
to laugh at fart gags with his friend.
Speaker 2 (24:14):
Would he good move?
Speaker 4 (24:16):
He'll be remembered for his facial hair, his whistle, and
his silky.
Speaker 2 (24:21):
Pipes when he sings your whistle got a great whistle?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
Oh sorry you mean with your mouth? I thought you
meant like you had you played the whistle.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
I've never seen you do that, and I was like,
oh secret, hell on alert, okay, strong mate.
Speaker 6 (24:36):
Thanks.
Speaker 1 (24:37):
I don't know if that you'd love that as.
Speaker 2 (24:39):
You just kid, It's just a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (24:41):
Also, chat GPT got a bit more emotive with my right,
can I read it? Mine's longer?
Speaker 2 (24:45):
How long?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
Well you just cut me off when.
Speaker 2 (24:49):
His chat GPT, I'd have said, write a eulogy about me.
It already knows enough about me. You can't get the
music as well, just to get the emotion.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
Okay. We gather here today in deep sadness, but also
in deep gratitude.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
For the life of Woody Whitelah. My god. He was
a man of boundless talent and charm, a great actor
whose appearance in a VB commercial became something of legend.
And if you ever tried to keep up with him
on a bike, well good luck. Edward wasn't just a cyclist.
He was the cyclist blisteringly fast, heartbreakingly graceful, utterly determined.
We have lost a father, a husband, a friend, a voice,
(25:20):
a force of nature.
Speaker 5 (25:23):
Nature.
Speaker 1 (25:23):
But Edward doesn't disappear with death.
Speaker 2 (25:25):
He remains in the echo of his laugh, in the
eyes of his daughter, in the stories we'll keep telling. Oh,
oh my god, I's got a little bit emotional Rest easy, Edward.
You live with passion, You loved with your whole heart.
You gave everything you had, and we will never forget you.
Speaker 1 (25:44):
Thanks chat.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
What's the most pathetic injury that a dad can stay?
Speaker 2 (26:01):
I recognize? Did it on the weekend?
Speaker 1 (26:02):
What's great? I love this.
Speaker 4 (26:04):
I had a playground injury peak hour.
Speaker 1 (26:09):
Good.
Speaker 2 (26:10):
You're too old to be getting in there, man, Well
go to the park bench. Go to the park bend
not bench yourself. I feel so not. I'm so not.
Speaker 4 (26:18):
I will give you the specs on exactly how and
what happened. But it effectively involved me trying to get
into a swing.
Speaker 1 (26:26):
Come on you too, come on.
Speaker 4 (26:29):
That was one of those big ones. It was one
of the big ones, like those big round ones with
like the canvas, with the rope mesh over the top
of it. I know what you're talking about, you know,
the one how did you? I'll tell you a bit
later on, But what I thought was really interesting about
it before you know, we all have a good laugh
at me, is which I'm open to.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
Awesome. In fact, I'm going to get someone else to
tell the stories so you can laugh at me properly,
because you know I'm gonna dial it down a little bit,
of course. And you know, you also know that I
like hamming things up, like when I'm when I'm injured,
you know, I often go down quite hard, big treeful.
Speaker 4 (27:00):
I've got a bad center of gravity. I do tend
to eat it pretty big.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
And you complain and I complain. Yeah, And for weeks
I'm surprised I haven't heard you complaining to that, Like,
it mustn't be that bad of an injury, because usually
there's a lot of like you know, yeah, yeah, win.
Speaker 1 (27:15):
Noises when you stand up at a chair and.
Speaker 2 (27:19):
So so.
Speaker 4 (27:20):
But before we get into again once again having laugh
at me, I feel like we're getting into a little bit.
Speaker 2 (27:24):
Too certain but just very excited.
Speaker 1 (27:26):
Yeah, okay, great.
Speaker 4 (27:27):
So I think it's fascinating though that like I because
I am quite soft, and you know, ordinarily in that
secience as I would have been requesting an ambulance, but
because Max, my daughter was there, I had I felt
like I needed to be strong and pretend that I
was all okay.
Speaker 2 (27:42):
Oh, because you're worried that she wouldn't feel safe if
Daddy go down. Well, I don't know. That's kind of
what I'm interested in exploring.
Speaker 4 (27:49):
I think there's something very relatable that, like, as parents
we try and be like strong for our children. Ah,
But I find I think there's all sorts of wrong
with that, Like should I have to be strong for
my daughter? It's a very old idea that you know,
your parents are kind of infallible, and I think that
that can really be quite.
Speaker 2 (28:09):
Damaging in the future. But then we all remember the
moment we realized that our parents are actually just humans.
I find it hard to get the balance right because
on the one side, like I'm always like you can
feel safe around me, and I'm not.
Speaker 1 (28:22):
I'm not what's going on here.
Speaker 2 (28:24):
So for example, if there was a bear, yeah, in
the in the proximity of me, like Europeans, I would
I would want to be a picture of calmness around
my daughter because.
Speaker 4 (28:33):
I don't want so she doesn't pick that up.
Speaker 1 (28:36):
He's on top of this.
Speaker 2 (28:37):
But then the other side of it, which is, I
want to make sure and I'm sure this is what
you're kind of like suggesting as well. I want to
make sure my daughter sees me getting emotional or like, hey,
I start my towe that really hurts you. Yeah, and
I'm in pain right now. That sucks rather than But
the thing I was conscious of is that, like, I know,
I'm a bit of a pansy in those situations. And
(28:58):
what I was aware of is I don't want to
be like me when she gets old.
Speaker 4 (29:01):
Ah, Like you don't want to pass the worst parts
of yourself onto your kids.
Speaker 2 (29:05):
You're so conscious of hiding it. Oh yeah right, But then,
like I wonder.
Speaker 4 (29:09):
If I don't know, I just don't think there's something
there's something wrong about that.
Speaker 1 (29:12):
I reckon, you're your partner's very tough. Don't worry. I
think she'll hopefully you're.
Speaker 2 (29:16):
She laughed at me.
Speaker 4 (29:17):
She laughed openly should And then the two other people
I was with, we were with another couple, she held them.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
Back from going to help me.
Speaker 1 (29:24):
Yeah, good, because you you you complain because.
Speaker 4 (29:27):
You would have believed you would have wanted the ambulance
had the phone out.
Speaker 2 (29:31):
That's the only reason someone came running over is to
get the phone out of what happened. Okay, I'll get
I'll get a friend of mine on my phone. Now
I'll call I'll call Whitey, who was there, and he
can he can give it to you in all the
gory details. I know you can enjoy this.
Speaker 4 (29:47):
Hello, good a Whitey, It's Macimatum here with Woods.
Speaker 1 (29:51):
Hello mate, good to hear your boys.
Speaker 4 (29:53):
Mate, have you got a sick Sure? I was just
going to ask briefly if you could sort of summarize
the stack I had in the playground.
Speaker 7 (30:03):
Well, I wasn't actually an eyewitness to the incident, but
I saw the aftermath, and it was a slow aftermak
I'd liken it to the Titanic going down over the
course of about fifteen hours overnight.
Speaker 5 (30:19):
Very slow moving man, slowly falling towards the Earth as
gravity did its thing.
Speaker 7 (30:25):
And the carry on afterwards was more memorable than the
actual incident because he was sort of writhing around on
the ground.
Speaker 2 (30:36):
What was the apparatus that did him? In there?
Speaker 7 (30:39):
Bottom the bottom of the bottom of the swing. You
know there's sometimes that sort of black, sort of slow
kind of material kind of a thing.
Speaker 5 (30:49):
Yeah, the Great Man obviously lost his footing on that
and sort of essentially was rolling around on the ground
like a soccer player pleading for a yellow car.
Speaker 2 (31:02):
Basically, were you done by the because it's a slight inclay.
It's because the swing generally is on the pump that rubber.
Maybe you're talking about why it has a slight sore getting.
Speaker 1 (31:12):
To the age where you can't quite adjust your guy.
Speaker 2 (31:14):
I couldn't deal with slight.
Speaker 5 (31:17):
Well maybe maybe will can't, but others probably caught with
a better center of gravity.
Speaker 7 (31:25):
But but it was a slow fall, and it was
a very very slow reaction and a very slow recovery
from all reports as well. Good luck to say.
Speaker 2 (31:35):
We went out to the pub.
Speaker 4 (31:36):
We went out to the pub and dinner after I
had my foot up on a chair, request at a nice package,
and then we rode. We rode the cargo bike down
of the pub together. But Sam had to ride that
home by yourself because I've got a lift home.
Speaker 2 (31:48):
Fu.
Speaker 1 (31:52):
The leg was dropping.
Speaker 2 (31:54):
Not good. Fine lines are open if can beer and
soft on the sounde of the can opening. You were
a hundred bucks.
Speaker 3 (32:00):
I'm going to have a soft drink.
Speaker 4 (32:03):
A beer?
Speaker 12 (32:07):
No, no, alrighty Kayla is first up today to win
some cash with cans?
Speaker 2 (32:18):
Kayla?
Speaker 1 (32:19):
Are you good at this?
Speaker 10 (32:21):
I hope?
Speaker 5 (32:21):
So?
Speaker 1 (32:22):
Do you have a target figure?
Speaker 5 (32:24):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (32:24):
Definitely?
Speaker 2 (32:25):
Ten?
Speaker 1 (32:27):
Bloody hell, all right, let's go for ten. Here we go,
here's can one.
Speaker 6 (32:39):
Oh, I'm gonna say beer.
Speaker 2 (32:42):
Nice?
Speaker 4 (32:43):
Okay, nice, start bark there Monday.
Speaker 2 (32:45):
What do you do with yourself?
Speaker 7 (32:46):
Kaylen?
Speaker 3 (32:47):
I want the divisibility support and I'm actually.
Speaker 6 (32:49):
At work right now.
Speaker 2 (32:50):
Oh right, ducked out, just ducked.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
I'm sure I'm sure everyone supporting is currently okay and
looked after.
Speaker 6 (32:58):
Yes, no, I'm in the office.
Speaker 2 (33:00):
Okay, nice, nice, nice, Okay, here we go. I can't do.
Speaker 6 (33:10):
Oh that's going to be soft dreams.
Speaker 4 (33:12):
Nice.
Speaker 2 (33:15):
Wow. When you when you set the lofty expectation of
ten cans in a row, I thought that was ridiculous,
but you've obviously listened to there's.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
A lot in the car cap. Got to be confident,
got to be confident, that's it. Confidence. All right, let's
go for can three for three hundred bucks.
Speaker 8 (33:39):
That's going to be beer.
Speaker 2 (33:43):
Oh, my gosh, geez, three.
Speaker 1 (33:48):
Yours Kayla? Are you are you a beer drinker or
a soft drink drinker?
Speaker 6 (33:53):
I'm not, but my partner is so.
Speaker 1 (33:58):
You hear him cracking the cans. All right, Kayla, here
we go can numbers. She's on fire. We've got to
play here for four hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:05):
Here it is.
Speaker 6 (34:09):
Oh, it's gonna be soa string.
Speaker 1 (34:17):
No wow, So what would you spend this money on?
Speaker 9 (34:24):
By the way, Kayla, all my car is getting a
service this week.
Speaker 2 (34:29):
Nice love that nice good car service and very good,
very mature, very responsible.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Okay, let's go for a fifth can here for five
hundred dollars.
Speaker 2 (34:44):
Oh, she's on.
Speaker 4 (34:53):
She is the first player we've got all week. And
she is absolutely rightfully through the cash.
Speaker 2 (35:00):
Got there regretting pushing this over for another another week,
and we're five hundred.
Speaker 1 (35:05):
Bucks in the whole early first player of the week.
So let us in, Let us in, Kayler, what are
you here? What are you hearing?
Speaker 3 (35:12):
I'm just listening to the I feel like the soft
drink is like a maunch and the beer is like
a short.
Speaker 2 (35:20):
Yeah, yeah, you're right. Where's the cash going? Taylor? Five
hundred bucks?
Speaker 1 (35:24):
Where's it going car servicing will.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
Holiday. I've been I've been in toms with the producers
about how we can how short is run because we're
going to run out for cash the rest of the weeks.
Looking at the numbers there you can over there, I'm
decking the matrix over I'm trying to funnel some cash
out of a trust.
Speaker 1 (35:43):
It can number six kayla, six hundred bucks.
Speaker 6 (36:00):
I'm gonna today.
Speaker 2 (36:07):
Sorry, right roun kayl.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Monday?
Speaker 2 (36:15):
How good is that?
Speaker 10 (36:17):
Thank you?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
Right? That is so awesome?
Speaker 4 (36:20):
Who are you in the office with I'm in.
Speaker 6 (36:22):
My accounts room at the moment with my team, Sarria interining.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Let him know, let him know this one five hundred bucks?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
Oh nice work, guys.
Speaker 6 (36:34):
Can you.
Speaker 2 (36:35):
Hope you're having a great Monday afternoon? That's awesome?
Speaker 4 (36:38):
Yeah, I go back tomorrow, my god, maybe not let
me have that. There's there's actually a question marks over that.
I'm gonna be honest.
Speaker 1 (36:43):
The average player wins five hundred bucks according to this
week's figures.
Speaker 2 (36:46):
And it's not we're in trouble. Listen, work on that, guys.
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