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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast would trow what are you watching?
If anyone's watching Stranger Things on thirteen one and sixty five,
we've said, give us call, it's on tonight, episode five
kicks off.
Speaker 2 (00:17):
We didn't mean to get into things, obviously, but we
just started mentioning the fact that episode sorry, season five
is on tonight.
Speaker 3 (00:24):
Yeah, and it was contagious for us.
Speaker 1 (00:26):
It lit us up.
Speaker 3 (00:27):
We just want to talk about it more.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Yeah, Now, thirty one and six five is the number
if you just want to come on and just talk
about Stranger Things.
Speaker 3 (00:34):
How are you feeling about everything? Join us?
Speaker 2 (00:36):
But you just said to me in a song and
it's rocked my socks a little bit. But you just
said to me in the song that you think they're
going to kill off Eleven really early.
Speaker 1 (00:45):
Yeah, So if you're not a Stranger Things fan, basically
all you need to know is that Eleven is this
kid played by Million Blow Brown who's got superpowers. Right,
So at the end of every season, Millie, they basically
need Eleven to save the day, which is what she does, right.
So you what you have in I think they call
it in writing spheres, they call it like a Superman problem. Sure,
(01:08):
because Superman. When you're writing Superman, he always wins.
Speaker 3 (01:12):
But they created Kryptonite for that reason though, So.
Speaker 1 (01:15):
They've got kryptonite. But then that just becomes boring. So
this is the other thing, like you can only count
with so many problems. So then what they do with
Superman is they create what they call like a multiple
problem thing that he's got to as solve, so often
he's got they give him two things to try and
fix at the same time, which means he can't be in.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
The same place at once. Did it in the Matrix
as well?
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Well, they trap him somewhere or they trap him somewhere
whre they're like, he can't get out of here, so
that means the world goes on, so he can't save
the day. So Season four of Stranger Things was eleven
Millie Bobby Brown in California, and then she was like, oh,
I get to leave California, and then all of a sudden,
I was like, oh, but you've got to go through
this test first, and this test first where because we
know that as soon as she gets back in Hawkens
(01:53):
where all the trouble's going on, she'll save the day.
Speaker 3 (01:56):
So it happens in all movies, the same as Gandal for.
Speaker 1 (01:58):
The Great Everything. They basically go, what's the solution here?
I'm just going to make it. Even in like a romance,
you go like, oh, here are these two people. They're
definitely in love with each other. Here's the thing to
keep them apart for the next two hours. That's just writing.
So this with Millie Bobby Brown, I'm really interested because
at the start of season five, for anyone who's up
to date, she will be in Hawkins with Easy, with
(02:23):
the Bad Things. They will all be in the same town, right,
So like they can't just they're going to have to
square off immediately because she solves everything, Like that's the
whole point, Like she's ready to go. So the question
for episode one is what is the delaying tactic? That's
what I'm saying. It does eleven die? How do they
find another way to get her out of the pictup
(02:44):
because she's currently just going to go in there and
do it right, That's the whole bit.
Speaker 2 (02:48):
But that was the Yeah, we've got Isabella here, Isabella.
How we feeling about tonight? Season five? Stranger Things that's
dropping where you at.
Speaker 4 (02:55):
I'm really really excited for it. I actually thought it
was coming out last night at eight pm, So yeah,
I was really upset about that. But yeah, I'm I'm
thinking the exact same thing. I'm thinking Eleven is going
to die pretty early on, and I'm also thinking she's
going to be taking Will with his with her?
Speaker 3 (03:14):
Yeah, why why why is she taking Will?
Speaker 1 (03:18):
Poor Will?
Speaker 5 (03:19):
Well, the kind of started we Will go Yeah, and
it's like he's you know, he's subconsciously like he's basically
the star of the show.
Speaker 4 (03:29):
But they've tried to make out like Eleven is that.
I just feel like it's it's basically their show, just
Will and Eleven.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
I feel, yeah, they're two, they're the stories.
Speaker 3 (03:39):
Yeah, don't it started with Will disappearing, the one with
the powers.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, that's really thinking those two six ft under first step.
Speaker 4 (03:47):
Exactly, and I have control of Will and everything like that.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
So like he's definitely connected to.
Speaker 1 (03:53):
Yeah, Will still connected to.
Speaker 5 (03:56):
Yeah exactly.
Speaker 1 (03:57):
We're really getting into it now, but look, it is
it is so many layers. There are so many layers
to this show. We're very excited about tonight.
Speaker 2 (04:04):
I'm going to put it down that we put it
down obviously, we'll talk about it more. As for the call,
is your voice right now? Then let's move the show on.
This is just going to be a blind solicit for
dads to call right now. Thirteen one oh six five
is the number. You just have to be a dad.
And the other thing I'll say is do you cook
a little bit? So thirteen one oh six five?
Speaker 3 (04:26):
Are you a dad? Do you cook a little bit?
Speaker 1 (04:29):
What quantifies a little bit? Like once a week? You
you just cook.
Speaker 2 (04:33):
In the last forty eight hours, I've had two dads,
two separate dads, tell me that when they cook eggs,
they cook the best eggs ever. Yeah, And I just
I keep hearing this from people, and I keep going,
I just think you cook eggs. It's a pretty basic
thing to cook. And I think all of our eggs
are just pretty standard.
Speaker 1 (04:52):
Do you You don't do a good egg?
Speaker 3 (04:54):
No, don't get wrong.
Speaker 2 (04:54):
I do a good one. But I just think that.
Then there's five million other people also do a good one.
Speaker 1 (05:00):
Yeah, I just do you do yours?
Speaker 3 (05:02):
I scramble them up a little bit, you scramble them.
Speaker 1 (05:04):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (05:04):
And I do think my timing of when I take
him off the heat is perfect every time. I do
believe that, But I'm not I'm not trying to claim
that they are the best eggs in Australia.
Speaker 3 (05:14):
My dad used to do it as well.
Speaker 2 (05:15):
As soon as I heard two other dads talking about it,
I was like, oh my god, that is exactly what.
Speaker 1 (05:20):
You reckon, these dudes that are called Now what is
my improve the theory?
Speaker 2 (05:23):
So yes, Dad's thirty one oh six y five? Give
us a call. Do you think you make the best
eggs in Australia?
Speaker 3 (05:28):
Jake?
Speaker 1 (05:29):
Is that you?
Speaker 6 (05:31):
Mate?
Speaker 7 (05:31):
But I thought we were talking about who can cook?
Because you can call?
Speaker 3 (05:36):
Oh we lost you?
Speaker 1 (05:39):
What's the fell in a hole?
Speaker 3 (05:43):
What's the we go there?
Speaker 1 (05:44):
Jake?
Speaker 3 (05:46):
What's the only thing you can cook?
Speaker 7 (05:48):
Starbecue?
Speaker 8 (05:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 9 (05:50):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:50):
Okay, okay do you ever have a crack at eggs?
Speaker 6 (05:53):
I do?
Speaker 4 (05:53):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (05:56):
Oh me kep eat it?
Speaker 6 (05:57):
That's about it?
Speaker 10 (05:59):
Right?
Speaker 3 (05:59):
Okay?
Speaker 2 (06:00):
Okay, So well there you go. So you don't think
you cook the best eggs in Australia.
Speaker 6 (06:04):
Oh no, I don't.
Speaker 1 (06:05):
Okay, there you another day about to make it. There's
like an intuitive thing that's sort of required of men
in terms of their cooking, Like you should just know
when a sausage is ready or when a steak is ready,
or how to cook an egg without actually ever learning it. Well,
like you know when you go to a buke but
your friend's having a barbecue and like who's cooking the meat?
Other boys will cooking them and just kind of go
(06:26):
out there and you've kind of just watched other guys barbecue,
so you think you know what you're doing.
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Oh yeah, because I think the moment you put your
hand up and say that I'm going to learn how
to cook a barbecue, yeah, quite a masculating.
Speaker 1 (06:36):
Yeah, exactly. You never admit that you don't know how
to cook a barbecue. But like the other night, I
went out there and seen was like, Hey, are you
going to cook the steaks? And I was like, oh,
just chuck them on lid down, Yeah, give it a go.
Speaker 3 (06:46):
And I feel like I know what I'm doing.
Speaker 1 (06:47):
Like I know, And she was like, can you just
do me a favor on YouTube? And I was like,
how dare you? Well, that's that's really But she's like,
have you ever like actually learned exactly how to do it?
And I was like no, it's like we'll stop being
so proud. It's in sensual, it's YouTube amazing. Best you
had your YouTube? Now YouTube? Did let us all I know,
but I felt that way. But then I was like,
(07:08):
this is YouTube.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
Anthony's given us a call thirty one O six y
five Anthony, do you think you make the best eggs
in Australia?
Speaker 6 (07:14):
I make the best eggs And.
Speaker 1 (07:17):
Here we go.
Speaker 3 (07:18):
So Anthony, I'm going to need some evidence here.
Speaker 2 (07:20):
Outside of obviously trying your eggs, there's a lot of
dads out there who also think they're the best.
Speaker 3 (07:25):
What do you do differently to your eggs?
Speaker 6 (07:28):
Extra olive oil and extra salt and the best the
best way.
Speaker 3 (07:34):
Indy, When do you put the olive oil in? Anthony?
Speaker 6 (07:36):
So you put the olive oil right before you get
it up for thirty seconds and then bangs, smack the
eggs on them. An extra salt. You've got to have
the extra salt.
Speaker 3 (07:46):
I mean, it still seems pretty basic to me, Like,
I mean, you think their eggs at the end of
the day.
Speaker 1 (07:50):
Well, that's my point.
Speaker 2 (07:51):
That's why I get so frustrated when people like I
make the best eggs in Australia and then you hear
from people like Anthony Goes, I chuck a bit of.
Speaker 3 (07:57):
Salt with it. So we all let's go to Mark.
Speaker 2 (08:00):
You Mark do you think you cooked the best eggs
in Australia?
Speaker 7 (08:04):
I reckon, I'll give it a crack.
Speaker 3 (08:05):
Yeah, here we go. So marg what is so special
about your eggs?
Speaker 6 (08:11):
A little bit of salt.
Speaker 1 (08:12):
Pepper called yesterday and told us the time she got
asked out on the john.
Speaker 5 (08:21):
I was in the public toilet and a construction site.
They were in the uneral and then they decided to
talk to me. Why they were peeing and all next
to them. He was trying to ask me out while
I was in the ask you out moaning and croning
because I was having a hard time. I'm a little
bit upset because.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
You don't get into it. You don't have to tell
us that I know.
Speaker 5 (08:45):
It was just a hard time. I was down to
about five pieces of bog roll in my hands.
Speaker 2 (08:54):
I really thought she was going to tell something heavy
there when she said she's having a tough time just
five little pieces.
Speaker 1 (08:59):
Of doesn't get anyvier than that, mate.
Speaker 3 (09:01):
It's true.
Speaker 1 (09:02):
It's as heavy as it gets.
Speaker 3 (09:03):
That is very true.
Speaker 1 (09:04):
So I wanted to know from people thirteen one to
six five the worst place you've been asked out? Because
there are just some places where you're like I don't
like I've never been asked out. I've been the asker.
I've been.
Speaker 3 (09:14):
I've been one needs to ask out. Will Yeah that's
not too late, mate.
Speaker 2 (09:18):
I have.
Speaker 1 (09:19):
But I have been in a situation where I've asked
someone out and they've been like not now, where was it?
It was after a music festival? It was actually it
was actually it was actually sim So my current beautiful partner.
We're leaving the festival that we met, and we're like
packing up.
Speaker 3 (09:37):
Oh yeah, hungover, very hungover.
Speaker 1 (09:41):
So then two days of pretty NonStop partying and we're
kind of like folding up, you know, rolling off our
sleeping bags and stuff. And I was like I was
just itching to ask her because I was so keen
on it. Of course, I was like I got to
get this done before we leave, otherwise I'll never see
her again. It's in my head. And then I was like,
I was like, hey, so next week, would you? She
was like come me to a and I was like, oh,
(10:05):
excuse me while I just go and throw my heart
into the ravine. Yeah yeah, yeah, but that's a bad
place to ask someone else. Is that? Like packing up
at a music festival? Like I couldn't look worse, couldn't
feel worse. I just haven't got them to read. I
haven't got the mental space for that. I don't read
the room, Alex is called thirteen one and sixty five. Alex.
Where's the worst place you got asked out?
Speaker 9 (10:25):
So?
Speaker 11 (10:25):
I was in an uber getting driven home from work,
heavily pregnant, and my uber driver asked me if he
could take me to seven eleven and shout me a coffee.
Speaker 1 (10:40):
I love it, all right, we'll take some more calls
right up next. You're pregnant, Alex.
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yes, that is the one dollar coffee from seven to eleven.
Speaker 1 (10:48):
That is awesome. It's on me. It's Alex. You can
have one hundred dollars to spend an archies footwear from us.
The worst place you've been asked out is what I'm
asking on thirteen when you asked a woman out at
the beach once.
Speaker 3 (11:01):
I was going to bring that up.
Speaker 1 (11:03):
I don't think that's I don't think the beach is
a good place to ask someone out. Shocking, and it's
just it looks a bit sick, doesn't it. In this
So I was low twenties and I'd like, I thought
it would be a good thing.
Speaker 8 (11:13):
To do.
Speaker 2 (11:13):
I was just lying on the beach and I was
by myself and a girl was probably say eight meters
to the left with a friend, yep, and I was
I was like, oh, I was wow, that's what I thought.
I thought, wow, and I yeah again at that moment,
I should have been like, it's quite a as you said,
you're in your bathers. I don't think you want a
stranger coming up to you when you're at the beach,
(11:35):
you know what I mean.
Speaker 1 (11:36):
Not unless it's like you've got anything, no even got
any sunscreen? You sell sounds a bit sick, doesn't it
really creepy? It really does it?
Speaker 12 (11:42):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (11:43):
I went with a less creepy but just shocking. You
can't even call this a line. But I'd go on
for a swim and they're all these starfish, so you know,
I was like, I thinking on my feet, here we go.
Speaker 3 (11:54):
How can I how can I start a conversation? So
I walked over to her and said, hey, sorry, sorry
to interrupt you. Those staffish in the water. There are
they poisonous?
Speaker 1 (12:02):
Oh not bad. I actually don't know.
Speaker 2 (12:05):
What stuff she's poisonous out there out there? Oh yeah,
well there you go. You made me feel good about it.
Speaker 1 (12:11):
No, I think thought about be very quickly.
Speaker 2 (12:14):
Line you said no, yeah, right, and then I was
just you know, you're standing there and you're on your
board chosen anywowd off back to my town.
Speaker 1 (12:21):
Probably is the worst place to be asked out. I
think the beach.
Speaker 3 (12:25):
I reckon, learn from me. Don't just don't approach people
on the beach. I reckon. Just just let people do
what they have to do on the beach.
Speaker 1 (12:31):
Yeah, they just want to enjoy themselves. Yeah, well there's
a few people coming in now. Dennis, Yo, JENNI. What's
the worst place you've been asked out? Dennis?
Speaker 6 (12:45):
Funeral? Oh, as well.
Speaker 3 (12:48):
The wake or the actual service, the actually ceremony.
Speaker 8 (12:52):
I was just standing in the corner after the funeral
and the girl approached me.
Speaker 6 (12:55):
I've never seen.
Speaker 8 (12:56):
Her in my life, and she just she just started
engaging in the regular conversation that's talking.
Speaker 6 (13:03):
And then she's like, what.
Speaker 8 (13:04):
Are you doing this weekend? I'm like, oh, probably nothing,
just relaxed. And then she's like, don to go on
to go out. I'm like, you're asking me out?
Speaker 6 (13:12):
Or yeah, why not? Ended up taking her for dream.
Speaker 12 (13:15):
You you did go then hated it. Hated being I've
been happy to oblige two days after the funeral.
Speaker 1 (13:27):
So you're close to the person to talk about were
close to.
Speaker 8 (13:30):
The family friend?
Speaker 1 (13:31):
Yeah, at the end of the day, if it's your
dad's for different story, I get it. Thanks to the
Cory called Dennis's right outside to some of the women
with the whiny winch's the worst place to be asked out?
What's the vibe you guys?
Speaker 13 (13:45):
Just once I was asked out while crossing the road,
and it's kind of like a bad place because I
don't want.
Speaker 14 (13:50):
To be hit by car.
Speaker 2 (13:51):
Yeah, there's a safety thing there, fair enough. So where
were they when when you're crossing the road? Were they like,
was it a drive by asking out from someone in
the car?
Speaker 13 (13:58):
No, they were like they they were going to the
other side of the road and then they ended up
changing direction to come ask.
Speaker 1 (14:05):
Me whoa whoa hey, Wow.
Speaker 3 (14:08):
Too bad.
Speaker 14 (14:09):
He was a five out of ten. That's really mean.
Speaker 1 (14:13):
Absolutely.
Speaker 3 (14:17):
So that from sorry if it was a seven.
Speaker 2 (14:24):
If it was a seven, would you be would you
have issue with the masking you out when you were
crossing the road?
Speaker 1 (14:28):
I'd be so for it. Oh yeah, So I've read
this on Reddit. The other day. I was reading and
read it the other day this thread where there was
there was all sorts of women talking about how annoying
it is to be asked out, how annoying is to
we asked out, Like I think they were talking about
the gym, and then one of them was like, yeah,
but if he's hot, I'd take it. And I'm like,
it just doesn't it just doesn't like it's just not fair.
(14:49):
It's not fair. There are fives out there rules. Some
fives out there had a.
Speaker 3 (14:54):
Great personality, have been very funny, might have had great
Chatah too bad, will never know.
Speaker 1 (15:01):
Let's more, we've got more men of car through. I'm
loving this, Wayne, Wayne, where's the worst place to ask
someone out?
Speaker 6 (15:13):
In hospital?
Speaker 10 (15:15):
Sorry?
Speaker 3 (15:15):
Did you do this or did you get asked out? Wayne?
Speaker 9 (15:18):
No?
Speaker 6 (15:19):
I actually asked the nurse that was bed bassing me.
Speaker 1 (15:22):
Oh why why?
Speaker 6 (15:25):
Yes, I was.
Speaker 10 (15:28):
Ya and yes she did notice a reaction.
Speaker 1 (15:36):
Oh Wayne, no further questions. He's right off.
Speaker 14 (15:49):
Telling Dreamer Will what is country game?
Speaker 3 (15:54):
Dreams particularly emotional for me.
Speaker 2 (15:57):
I'll do her best to hold it to and not
get emotional. But look, if you don't know the rules,
it's just such a great game. I describe an item
on gum Tree. You, guys, guess the price. If you
guess the price correctly, you win that dollar amount.
Speaker 3 (16:10):
It's just it's great radio, I think.
Speaker 1 (16:12):
Where's it go? You? You? I thought you wanted it gone.
Speaker 2 (16:16):
I said that, but now I regret saying it because
I love it and I miss it already even though
it hasn't gone yet. So look, if you want to play,
give us call thirteen one oh six five. But look,
before we go to our guest is today, I think
it would be wrong of us not to pay homage
to some of the items that we've heard over the years.
Three thousand and five hundred plastic pig noses, cheating wife's
bed frame's it's sturdy.
Speaker 3 (16:38):
My wife and neighbor down the street should know.
Speaker 2 (16:41):
It's a haunted doll, a sexy taxi, dermied rat underwear. You,
my friend, are guessing the price of a pet rock.
It's just funny. It's just fun, all right. So that
is great. Items is great. I mean I could go
for good I know.
Speaker 1 (17:01):
All right.
Speaker 2 (17:01):
So our final players, ever, we are going to be
speaking to the only winner of the gum Tree game.
So guys, in a year by the fact that she's
the only winner, she's the greatest player ever. So we're
going to hear from her shortly, so stay tuned for that.
But Kieran, your first start for the final game of
gum Tree.
Speaker 3 (17:19):
Are you going to miss it?
Speaker 1 (17:20):
Kieren?
Speaker 7 (17:21):
I am absolutely mortified that this game is ending. I'm
not gonna lie. I've already asked by family we will
play it every Friday night. I'm going to at the
dinner table.
Speaker 3 (17:33):
I might bring out the board game about that.
Speaker 1 (17:35):
I'll speak to gum Tree. Probably, i'd probably start there.
Speaker 3 (17:38):
Mapel, mapel pel.
Speaker 2 (17:40):
That makes the game, doesn't It doesn't matter, Kieran, Okay, mate,
I love that you play with your family.
Speaker 3 (17:45):
I love the planet Friday night.
Speaker 1 (17:46):
Mattel.
Speaker 2 (17:47):
Mattel is who I was thinking of, Mate, Kieran play
with I want to make money out of it, though, will.
Speaker 1 (17:56):
Kieren.
Speaker 2 (17:57):
Kieren made the item that you I guess the price of.
Here we go, my friend. It is a listening companion.
Speaker 3 (18:06):
So it's just a guy.
Speaker 2 (18:07):
Yeah, this guy who's taking a photo of his own face,
and he said here to listen. If your significant other
ignores you or just isn't around to hear you and
your complaints. He's asking for a per half hour price
and he's available on Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays.
Speaker 3 (18:25):
So how much do you think he's charging per half hour?
Speaker 1 (18:30):
Kiana?
Speaker 7 (18:31):
Well, I really think you guys are kind of guy
out with a bang, so I think this might be
a bit of a price you want here in tough.
Speaker 2 (18:39):
Times at the moment, So I wouldn't be wouldn't be
jumping to that. We have tight budgets, so don't be
thinking too much trying to help.
Speaker 7 (18:46):
Let's go one hundred and thirty bucks an hour.
Speaker 3 (18:54):
I'm sorry, Kieran, I'm sorry.
Speaker 2 (18:56):
He's going fifty bucks per half hour.
Speaker 3 (18:58):
That's a bargain. It's a bargain.
Speaker 1 (19:00):
Let's future per half hour. You're insaid one hundred per hour,
So I got that far you were close that far off.
Speaker 2 (19:09):
Sorry, mate, Look you didn't win the kire and playing
with your family here and keep that dream alive and
I'll talk to you about the upcoming board game.
Speaker 1 (19:16):
Kieran. You can have a double past to go and
see Wicked for Good. Witness the epic conclusion Wicked for
Good in cinemas. Now, someone's got to win here, going
to win Monica Woods you've got two items left in
the gum Tree game.
Speaker 3 (19:29):
I'm hi, Hi, Hi, Monica. You're going to be devastated
to lose the game.
Speaker 15 (19:34):
Well, I've actually created a digital petition to protest that is.
Speaker 1 (19:40):
Is that right? Where can you find that?
Speaker 2 (19:42):
If there's a rally or something, I'm happy to come, Monica.
I'll lead a rally or a non violent protest.
Speaker 15 (19:48):
I'm joking, but I will make a formal complain if
it doesn't continue.
Speaker 3 (19:52):
Amazing.
Speaker 2 (19:53):
We'll pass on the email to you. All right, Yeah,
today you are playing for a truckload of carrots. Unbelievable
amount of carrots. So it actually when when they say
truck load, what kind of it's more no cage, but
it looks like more the back of a I don't
(20:13):
know what the what you call the back of a unit.
Speaker 3 (20:15):
Try the tray. It's a full tray loaded of carrot.
Speaker 2 (20:18):
And I'm saying there's mounds of carrot over the lip
of the tray.
Speaker 15 (20:24):
I'm going to say three hundred and thirty dollars.
Speaker 2 (20:30):
I'm not. I'm going to give you a second guest, Monica,
because I like you and it sounds like I'm going
to get an online petition going, which is great, it's.
Speaker 6 (20:36):
Going higher or lower?
Speaker 9 (20:37):
Lower? Lower?
Speaker 8 (20:39):
Okay, round number.
Speaker 15 (20:41):
Let's say two hundred dollars.
Speaker 1 (20:47):
You no why you know why? No way, no way,
dollars for a truck load of carrots.
Speaker 14 (21:03):
The carrots bloody oh.
Speaker 2 (21:05):
If you're doing Monica, you get the carrots, you get
the cash. Now get going with that online petition, Monicas.
We want to say it back next week.
Speaker 1 (21:12):
Second guess for Monica has to be said to keep
going on Monica dollars cash in hand.
Speaker 2 (21:19):
We will finish with the only other winner of gum Tree, Leah.
She deserves a second go Leah, welcome back. Hi, so
I let you obviously one. What did you do with
the thirty dollars that you won last time?
Speaker 3 (21:31):
Leah?
Speaker 7 (21:34):
On my grand keeps.
Speaker 1 (21:36):
I didn't realize he won thirty dollars last time, Leah,
Well done? What was the item? Can you remember? Can
you remember what the item was, Lea? That you won with?
Actually audio Leah winning the on the other winner.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Two kidney stones preserved in resin.
Speaker 5 (21:52):
Wow thirty Michelle, Michelle, you just.
Speaker 2 (22:06):
Hang on a second, Leah. Did you win coumntry or not?
It sounds like I was calling you Michelle.
Speaker 9 (22:11):
No, no, Cleah.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So have you won gum Try or not? Leah?
Speaker 9 (22:17):
I didn't win Gumtree.
Speaker 12 (22:18):
Nos, I got you one job.
Speaker 1 (22:23):
You're trying to bring down my own segment.
Speaker 3 (22:26):
I cannot believe the mutiny that is going on. You
just brought me a random woman. I thought it was
a bit fishy with I'll just spend the money on
and I can't remember.
Speaker 1 (22:39):
Ah, that is amazing. I'm not having to go Leah
explaining yourself. How is it? Leah? We keep notes of
every break that we do, and in the notes from
the time someone won, it was Leah and so I
called that number and Leah answered, Lin's clueless.
Speaker 14 (22:58):
But I was like, I had a big day.
Speaker 2 (23:02):
At what point were you going to be honest and
say that you hadn't one gum Tree?
Speaker 9 (23:07):
After I got off the phonecause Georgia talked to me,
and then I'm like, Okay, I'll work this out. I'll remember.
But then in the meantime I'm like, no, that's not right.
Then Georgia was gone and I didn't want to get
her in trouble, so I just got to went wrong
with it.
Speaker 1 (23:19):
Awesome, We've just shamed her on it. We've got to
trouble live on it.
Speaker 8 (23:23):
Just jo.
Speaker 1 (23:24):
One radio show that you've joined. It's willing you now.
We haven't got time wars. We're going to the quiz.
I'm sorry next week later.
Speaker 9 (23:31):
I'm devastated that it's going.
Speaker 1 (23:33):
Oh wow, I bring you back next week.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Yeahs back in the gum tray.
Speaker 1 (23:40):
It's really he's still using emoticons. That is what I
should say. Thirteen one and six five, we all or
is the emoji dead as the emoji died? Is it now?
Is an emoji?
Speaker 10 (23:56):
On?
Speaker 1 (23:56):
Thirteen one and six five an ick?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
No, I don't and don't say that because this is
the thing.
Speaker 1 (24:02):
Is it for.
Speaker 2 (24:03):
Someone who doesn't like I just I think typing texts
sometimes can just be too much effort, too much time, right,
So there's nothing better than just sending back, you know,
chopping in a three crying laugh faces or a man
with sunglasses.
Speaker 1 (24:15):
But you're not using it to communicate your because you're
coming from the standpoint of a people pleaser. Because my
partner sim is the same in terms of how she communicates.
She's so worried that the person on the other end
is going to receive their message in a bad way.
That you just you just put five crying laughing faces
after everything. If you're done, you just like, can you go?
Can you go down to the shop and grabe some
milk for me? Laugh lah lah flah flah flah flaf luff. Yes,
(24:38):
I can, because and it used to be exclamation marks
and now you've replaced that with laughing face.
Speaker 3 (24:44):
So just to confirm, is that ick or not dick?
Speaker 1 (24:46):
I would say, well, I don't know, because I look,
I still I still think it well placed. Emoji is
is a bit of fun.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
What's your favorite emoji?
Speaker 12 (24:54):
You know?
Speaker 1 (24:54):
I like the sunglasses guy, and you know I like
the I like the dancing girl, the red dress dancing girl.
Speaker 2 (24:59):
That's fine, that's great that because that also says that
I'm ready for a good time, like I think when.
Speaker 1 (25:03):
I'm trying migrated to the jiffs. You know that.
Speaker 2 (25:05):
Yeah, And let's not go to jiffs because we all
know gifts are lame, the giffs and the memes, but
I definitely lame. You know, you couldn't sound older than
when you start talking about your jiffs, and when you
send me jiffs, I don't I don't want you good.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
They're good you actually they're.
Speaker 3 (25:20):
Undeniable, slight detail, a slight tangent.
Speaker 2 (25:22):
Will would go to a website called Jiff's World or something,
jiffs World, and what was it called gips?
Speaker 1 (25:30):
What was it good? Jiffy dot com.
Speaker 3 (25:33):
Jiffy dot com.
Speaker 2 (25:34):
So you go to website, cut and paste, build the
ars and then use them in message.
Speaker 3 (25:37):
You usually don't sound old, you usually sound quite hip.
Speaker 1 (25:40):
Build the sound old. What's quite far? I was trying.
I was searching for the one with Dumbledore doing the
tiny clap. That's a hard one to find. Let's put
jiffs down. I love that one. You need to put
jiffs find that we're talking about, because jiffs are cool,
gifts are infinitely we were still using the jiffs. We're
not we're not talking about jiffs.
Speaker 2 (25:58):
We're not talking about jiffs. Are actually Tommy our button pusher,
He said to Jiff.
Speaker 1 (26:02):
Yeah, you jiff guy, Tommy, you on the jiffs. I
went to Jivy dot com. I got l from Stranger
Things doing the hand and I said, this is Will
ordering two bottles of wine. That was funny, so funny.
But would you you an emoji guy, Tommy or are
they Yeah? I am yeah, but you're also the same
age as us.
Speaker 3 (26:21):
We're mid you gals where we are? Joe, Well, the.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Reason this came up, actually, Woods is because analy has
got a message from a guy and he used that
He used the monkey emoji with the hand over the eyes,
and ab you said there was a nick.
Speaker 2 (26:35):
Yeah.
Speaker 14 (26:35):
I got a bit of like a shiver down my
spine when I saw it.
Speaker 1 (26:38):
Yeah, because yeah, not a good shiver.
Speaker 14 (26:40):
Definitely not a good shiver.
Speaker 1 (26:43):
Has he recovered from there?
Speaker 13 (26:45):
Honestly, I haven't replied back yet, but I think that's
out of laziness.
Speaker 1 (26:48):
Just oh, you're not being lazy. You're so full of it.
Everyone reads sees that on you as well. Everyone not.
Let's get back to the top of your hand please.
So emojis are a nick for you, ab.
Speaker 14 (27:04):
It depends on which one.
Speaker 1 (27:05):
I think which one is definitely what's what's unacceptable?
Speaker 14 (27:10):
Monkey? I would also obviously eggplant like not win face.
Speaker 2 (27:14):
Jo said, oh, wink face, yeah, wink faces a few wings.
Speaker 3 (27:18):
I have done a few wings in my time.
Speaker 1 (27:19):
Wing faces gone, what's.
Speaker 3 (27:21):
Wrong with a wink? What's wrong with the little cheeky wink?
Speaker 1 (27:23):
Like?
Speaker 2 (27:23):
You know, like if someone says, hey, a you're bringing
any drinks? Just send a little wink, back blowing kisses face.
Speaker 14 (27:29):
That's all right at times.
Speaker 2 (27:31):
Yeah, it also the pink, the small thin Sorry I
think Joe you sent that this morning. The small thing
that was that was the face with love hearts around it.
Speaker 3 (27:40):
Okay, that's good, that's professional.
Speaker 1 (27:42):
What about the small pink? What about the small pink
love hearts? I feel like they're more in vogue than
the red one. They can't send the red love heart
anymore or the green love big red.
Speaker 2 (27:52):
Green out greens green green heart.
Speaker 3 (27:54):
Strange. You don't about the vibrating pink heart.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
No one sends the vibrating heart, mate, no one?
Speaker 3 (28:01):
All right, I need to hear from you guys.
Speaker 1 (28:02):
That's because I'm worried that emojis have become a fifty
because my mum the emojis are dense like they are,
and she thinks they're awesome. Of course she thinks they're
they're awesome.
Speaker 2 (28:15):
It's like when old people got onto Facebook, and then
unfortunately Facebook, just.
Speaker 3 (28:22):
As soon as they get it.
Speaker 1 (28:24):
Just God's waiting room, now, isn't it.
Speaker 3 (28:26):
Who's It's wild?
Speaker 1 (28:28):
We're on Facebook, by the way, Jock's and follow will
one six y five is the emoji now an ick?
Speaker 3 (28:36):
Yeah, yeah, and which one in particular?
Speaker 1 (28:39):
Yeah, have a little few think wing face definitely gone.
Speaker 3 (28:43):
That's a shame, I reckon. Vibrating pink heart actually is
a bit of fun.
Speaker 1 (28:47):
I'm don't have to get them all thumbs up. Never
an older man thing that.
Speaker 3 (28:55):
Do you think emojis are an ick, Rebecca.
Speaker 11 (28:58):
Yes, I do, especially the egg plant one with the
way it spent.
Speaker 1 (29:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (29:02):
Of if you're sending an egg plant in a sexual
manner like just get out.
Speaker 1 (29:06):
It's pretty funny as a joke though, sure you know
amongst you between between friends and sending sexual partners, it's
a bit of fun that too.
Speaker 2 (29:14):
I think if you're using it in like a sas
wooing in the wooing stage.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
Oh yeah, if you're single and you're dating, like that's
that's why gets the egg plant out of the repertoire,
and it can be funny.
Speaker 2 (29:25):
Do you think anyone's ever used the egg plant for
like can you grab some egg plant from.
Speaker 1 (29:29):
The Sure sure would have started out like that, although
it's not really like yeah, yeah, let's go Daniel. Daniel
doesn't look like like an egg plant you get in Australia.
It looks like more of a European egg punch.
Speaker 2 (29:41):
Like an ye, Daniel, what are your thoughts on emojis
or a yeah, I was.
Speaker 10 (29:47):
Just I was talking about this actually with my mates
a couple of months ago. Oh yeah, it sounds like
this list of emojis that we all thought were like
really good and people don't.
Speaker 1 (29:56):
Use Daniel so today. Yeah right.
Speaker 3 (30:01):
Yeah.
Speaker 10 (30:02):
The first one is the old timey film camera.
Speaker 3 (30:05):
Oh interesting when you want context.
Speaker 10 (30:07):
Two spinny bits on top that I don't know the
name of what for.
Speaker 3 (30:11):
Though, or real.
Speaker 10 (30:15):
Either like a bit rogue. You know, it's like you
can't really be saying that, mate, You're caught on camera.
Speaker 1 (30:22):
That's been cool.
Speaker 10 (30:23):
Yeah, but also just if they sound really old, you know,
someone says something like, oh I can't go out tonight.
Speaker 1 (30:29):
Yeah for work, film camera camera? What else have you got? Mate?
Speaker 10 (30:34):
Second one, this is the next like the bat I'm
saving the best of las so just wait. But the
second one is the fish hook.
Speaker 3 (30:40):
Fish hook as in like you took the bait.
Speaker 10 (30:41):
You're taking the bait hook from wana kind of.
Speaker 2 (30:44):
Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah, I know, the thick fish hook
And do you use that for when someone's taking the bait?
Speaker 10 (30:50):
No, So that would be good actually, but we'll use it.
Like if you're making plans and one of the guys
is like he's given a flimsy excuse while he can't go,
but I don't know, I gotta do laundry that day
or something official him and he has to go.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
Oh, good rule, good rule. Yeah, Daniel. I like that.
Speaker 2 (31:08):
We've got I've got Rachelle saving the best of your
last Daniel, give us the best one his.
Speaker 10 (31:14):
Last one quickly.
Speaker 6 (31:15):
Dollars to yen.
Speaker 10 (31:16):
It's a little black emoji. It's got a dollar sign
pointing to a yen sign. Yeah, and it's like you
want your make it really in sync, or you're both
like agreeing on something. You're out there turning dollars to
yend together. You do you know you're working well together.
Speaker 6 (31:27):
It's dollars to end.
Speaker 1 (31:28):
Nice, Daniel, that's my favorite. I like that. Dollars.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
You and me are dollars d en today we are
on one. I kind of like it doesn't.
Speaker 1 (31:36):
Make sense, Daniel, Daniel, Daniel, are you single me? Yeah?
Speaker 10 (31:43):
No, no, I'm not sorry, no, no, just so if anything.
Speaker 1 (31:51):
Rachelle on Thurday six five five, Rochelle boy, how I
am is an emoji and Nick, now where.
Speaker 15 (31:58):
You're at, look I'm and he also the emoji. I'll
always use the emoji.
Speaker 1 (32:02):
But we want yeah.
Speaker 15 (32:05):
Exactly, we need to. But what I really want you
boys to try and help me decipher my dad. He's
in his sixties and we've obviously got the family chat.
He would always, no matter whether it was a good
message bad message, he always uses these two rogue emojis together.
It's the little white rabbit with the water pistol pointing
to woods of rabbit.
Speaker 10 (32:27):
Help me out, boys, So.
Speaker 3 (32:28):
What a pistol shooting the rabbit?
Speaker 15 (32:31):
He's shooting the rabbit.
Speaker 3 (32:33):
None of us know what it means. Would he say
like bang on target?
Speaker 2 (32:37):
That's like if you're saying like let's get dinner, he's
going like you're on target.
Speaker 10 (32:42):
Boys.
Speaker 15 (32:43):
It could be let's go get dinner and he'll use it.
It could be happy birthday to mum and he would
use it. It could be hey, are we still going
on that family trip to the Gold Coast and he
would use it. We don't get it.
Speaker 1 (32:58):
I think it's we're on. He's saying we've shot the
shot it, we're on. Yeah, that's it is it?
Speaker 3 (33:04):
Is he a hunter?
Speaker 15 (33:06):
He's not a hunter. That's why he doesn't not make
any sense.
Speaker 1 (33:09):
To It's really strange.
Speaker 15 (33:11):
Yeah that's god.
Speaker 2 (33:12):
Now, Yeah, getting shooting hair is like a sport, right, yeah, perfect?
Speaker 3 (33:16):
But is that old school of people still doing that?
Speaker 1 (33:18):
People shoot rabbit and rabbits are vermin. People shoot rabbit
all the time.
Speaker 3 (33:22):
They go with the hounds.
Speaker 1 (33:23):
Well no, they just try it with a shotgun. Producer
analyst in the studio, Analysi says something pretty wild. Just say,
let's let's hear it back there there was no.
Speaker 13 (33:42):
More toilet paper left in the house, so I woke
up for my morning toilet running and there was nothing
to sort it out.
Speaker 1 (33:49):
How to do with that? Yeah, paper tower? What else
can you do? Straight to the shower?
Speaker 3 (33:56):
I think papertown is better than the shower.
Speaker 1 (33:57):
Disagree the debate? By the way, thirteen one o six five.
Are you better to go straight to the shower or
use something else? If you caught on the john, yeah,
thirteen one oh sixty five. If you'd like to join
the debate.
Speaker 3 (34:09):
Yeah, yeah, yeah, I made sure.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
If you're a shower person, we want to hear from you,
But I would also just love to hear what you
used instead. Of toilet paper. So again, everyone listen, you're
lying if you haven't been in this situation.
Speaker 3 (34:23):
We've all been there.
Speaker 2 (34:24):
But I'm just curious as to the next time. I
think that's where you know you're either a winner or
a loser. What did you do now, analyst, Let's let's
go back to your example. But if you've done it,
by the way, thirteen one oh six five, that's the number,
now analyse what was running through your head?
Speaker 3 (34:35):
Like, what options did you come up with?
Speaker 14 (34:38):
So luckily for me, I had.
Speaker 13 (34:40):
Actually already noticed that there was no toilet paper before
going to the toilet, so I was quite fortunate that
I wasn't left to, you know, fend for myself and
do the movie dash around the house.
Speaker 14 (34:49):
Do you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (34:50):
When you live with your brother?
Speaker 1 (34:51):
Of course yes, of.
Speaker 14 (34:52):
Course, of course he was at work, so it was fine.
It would just be me brogue anyway.
Speaker 13 (34:56):
Nonetheless, I had to quickly think about what I is
going to do, and the immediate glaring option was paper towel,
which is essentially toilet paper, just thicker, you know what
I mean.
Speaker 2 (35:08):
The more I think about it, I don't think paper
tail is too bad. Why were you so against paper towel.
Speaker 1 (35:12):
Will I'm not against it. I just think that that
the shower option is great, Like it's just there's no harm,
no foul. Sorry, I'd like to.
Speaker 13 (35:22):
Argue that because if you're getting in the shower, I mean,
I don't know how miss. Sorry I'm going to be gross,
but I don't know how, miss you get a gatting
but like that could.
Speaker 3 (35:31):
How does your wife feel about that?
Speaker 1 (35:32):
Like it's good for you in the shower, no remnants,
it goes down the drain.
Speaker 14 (35:36):
And they're using bar soape that's communal um.
Speaker 2 (35:40):
No, I'm not using a bar so it looks like
a wookie in there after yourself.
Speaker 1 (35:48):
I'm not using gets.
Speaker 2 (35:49):
Sometimes there's not a shower, so a friend of mine,
I'm going to try and get this as clean as possible.
Speaker 3 (35:53):
But now I love KFC. I think everyone loves KFC.
Speaker 2 (35:55):
But he look, he had a zinger He had a
Zinger burger, and we were walking on the way to
the football and he finishes his singer and look nature
course and he was in trouble. So he ran behind
an apartment block and just things had to move and
everyone knows where I'm going there, but he's looking around
going what am I gonna?
Speaker 1 (36:13):
What am I going to do here? He used the
zinger wrapper.
Speaker 3 (36:21):
Linda's called singer on the ringer, Linda, what.
Speaker 1 (36:26):
Did you What did you use instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 13 (36:31):
I used cotton balls?
Speaker 3 (36:33):
So were you dabbing or wiping?
Speaker 1 (36:36):
I was dabbing.
Speaker 4 (36:37):
I was at a friend's house. She had no child paper,
so I rade it through her and I'm like a cotton.
Speaker 3 (36:44):
Balls Yeah, any balls?
Speaker 1 (36:47):
How many balls did you go through?
Speaker 3 (36:48):
Linda?
Speaker 4 (36:50):
I went through because I've also got a piecing down there,
so I have to be careful when my dad.
Speaker 1 (37:00):
Got a piercing in the US.
Speaker 2 (37:04):
Yes, is that that would cause wiping? For you must
just be treacherous every time, Linda, Oh.
Speaker 11 (37:12):
Well, you gonna be careful.
Speaker 8 (37:13):
You don't get it all I can imagine.
Speaker 3 (37:16):
I can imagine wool as well.
Speaker 1 (37:17):
That would really. So that's a couple of alternatives. We
are going to somewhere, even going to a bloody song
and this is already at fair Knight. That's all.
Speaker 2 (37:29):
Take a breath, Yeah, cotton balls dabbing Wild thirteen one
O six five.
Speaker 3 (37:34):
What did you use instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 10 (37:37):
A leaf?
Speaker 8 (37:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 3 (37:39):
Surely someone's used a leak I've been in sock ter
tribe before.
Speaker 1 (37:42):
Suck.
Speaker 3 (37:42):
Well, we'll hear about that the next.
Speaker 1 (37:43):
Bottom of the barrel. But that's sometimes.
Speaker 14 (37:45):
We hope you chuck that out.
Speaker 1 (37:47):
No, ant least I put it back on. What do
you use instead of toilet papers? Crack right in here?
We've got teddy? Who's called teddy? Where'd you go? Your
boss used something strange?
Speaker 10 (37:59):
Yes, my boss took us nephew a few years ago
to see the Christmas lights and there was a public
toilet down the.
Speaker 6 (38:06):
Road, so he took took a nifte there and yeah,
he need to take a number two. So my boss
is a bit of a gambler.
Speaker 4 (38:14):
And always keeps losing TB tickets in his pocket.
Speaker 6 (38:18):
And yeah, I just got to use what you gotta
use again.
Speaker 1 (38:20):
You go there, you go?
Speaker 3 (38:22):
Com Do you think he wasn't a loser after all?
Speaker 6 (38:25):
I guess.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
Let's go to blending now, Blinda, what did you use
instead of toilet paper?
Speaker 11 (38:37):
My name?
Speaker 9 (38:37):
Through the Yellow Pages at me.
Speaker 3 (38:40):
Yellow pages, then threw them at you.
Speaker 5 (38:45):
She did ask the toilet paper, she said, haven't got
none news?
Speaker 4 (38:48):
This through the Yellow Pages?
Speaker 6 (38:49):
Book at me through the door.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Do you think given that she liked school, given that
she got none, given that she so quickly thought of it,
Were you the first one to use that Yellow Pages?
Speaker 3 (39:01):
Or with there a few pages ripped out already?
Speaker 6 (39:02):
Bullyin that I think there are a few pages already
ripped out.
Speaker 1 (39:06):
It really does sound like it's like she had it
ready to go. It's a routine, and it sounds like
a bit of an old school play, doesn't it. Maybe
that maybe that's just what it was back in the day,
because it was because the Yellow Yellow Pages for to
get Yellow Pages delivered for free every year.
Speaker 3 (39:22):
You've probably got a year of TP in there, don't you.
Speaker 1 (39:24):
And it's that really thin paper.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Yeah, bloody hell. We could be honest saying here, maybe
that was a thing.
Speaker 1 (39:30):
Maybe that was a thing back in the day, just
if you didn't have TP used the wager the Yellow Pages?
Speaker 2 (39:35):
Yeah, which which which litter are we not using? No
one's calling the tees? Let's use the tees. It's got
to make you.
Speaker 1 (39:41):
It's crazy. You could look up the number in a.
Speaker 3 (39:43):
Book, totally wild mad.
Speaker 1 (39:45):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (39:46):
We used to make a lot of prank calls from
yellowpages dot com. A lot of old people. Uh Mick,
what did you use instead of toilet paper.
Speaker 6 (39:56):
Nick Taylor from Gelong Gear Travel, Australia A lot over
always it's always goodbye socks or jocks, mate, It's pretty.
Speaker 5 (40:03):
Simple, Yeah it is.
Speaker 1 (40:05):
I think what's first? If you socks?
Speaker 13 (40:07):
Mate?
Speaker 6 (40:07):
You got all you know?
Speaker 2 (40:08):
So you go, you go, you go left, left sock first,
you get through that, you're still more, you go the
right sock.
Speaker 4 (40:14):
Depends that big a knife you got on your guest
to cut your sock.
Speaker 2 (40:18):
Oh you sorry, so you've always got a knife on
you that's pretty wild. You cut the top of the sock.
Speaker 4 (40:24):
Off depends what part of the country in you generally do.
Speaker 1 (40:28):
So rather than sacrificing the whole sock, you get to
keep that sport.
Speaker 4 (40:32):
And then do you also sometimes Johnny loose one that
is very clear and.
Speaker 2 (40:37):
Then well you also like cut a bit of your
jock seat so they turned into like an aarseless check.
Speaker 4 (40:41):
Well, it depends what depends where you're voted the night
before the copper, you know.
Speaker 6 (40:45):
It depends where you're paying for dinner, not before mate.
Speaker 14 (40:48):
Yeah, it.
Speaker 1 (40:53):
Make good question for you here. I'm not sure if
you're hearing that Yellow Pages thing that we were saying before.
Was it Yellow Pages. Back in the day, was that
the at his quite now the barbles.
Speaker 5 (41:01):
The standard go to back in more day.
Speaker 10 (41:03):
Mate, let's go to Sarah.
Speaker 2 (41:09):
Why did you go back to Mick? Sarah thirteen when
I was six', folve bring us, out Bring.
Speaker 4 (41:16):
Sarah you use the insert of my, bra the pudding
of my.
Speaker 1 (41:21):
Bra oh that's.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Genius both both.
Speaker 7 (41:23):
Caps, yes both.
Speaker 15 (41:25):
Caps we have small.
Speaker 10 (41:26):
Booms good to.
Speaker 1 (41:28):
Know, well we're getting everything out of it around, today all,
Right Thanks. Sarah