June 26, 2025 • 41 mins
- Woody pregnant at airport security
- Woody's birthing class
- What can you judge a person on?
- Bacon Avocados
- Chat GPT getting a little too familiar
- Hammerhead shark a long way from home
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Woodrow, you are wearing a twelve kilo pregy belly gets pregnant.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yes, And in an hour's time or in half an
hour's time, we are going to be playing the audio
from our birth in class this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Will just I think you're going to have to be
a support for me tomorrow when I am giving birth
live on the radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We're going to look for five hours of simulated labor,
and I just think you have a big role up
and getting me through that. And I think most of
the week you've been laughing at me and not being
a great support.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So I have my own family to be supported forwards
as well. You know I am also a family. Okay, Well,
this is work at the end of the day. Yes,
it's me on. Yeah, Now it's more than work. It
is more than it's more than work for you. I'm
just trying to feel like you've bitten off more than
you can chew, absolutely projecting. Yeah, that's probably the case.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Anyway, I'm good to birth by I'm very excited about that.
But I was saying on the show yesterday that we
also had.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
A flight this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, and again, my goal for the entire week was
to never take a pregnancy belly off. I've really wanted
to get through the five days just so I could
really get an idea of what it is like to
have this heavy belly on all the time. But I
knew getting through airport security was going to be a problem.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, Like, let's be honest. You've got a sack of
it's white.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sand, sand looking materials prapped to your person.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yes, yes, really not a good look. Couple of flag
now you in the street. Let a load of flags
at an airport.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And a lot of steering, and you never want to
be getting stairs during a security checkpoint at an airport.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
So you don't know exactly what happened, But basically.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I got to the front of the queue and I
was like, I'm just going to be proactive here. I'm
going to be honest about the fact that, you know,
there's a preggy belly strapped to me, and I'm going
to try and explain why I'm doing So.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I say that to the first person that I see.
He has a big laugh.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He was like, that's hilarious, and he was like, I reckon,
we can probably get you through. Oh wow, all good, wow,
But let me just put you in touch with the
like the head person. Right, this woman comes out. I
explained it to her as well. She didn't find it
that's funny. She was just she was just like, right, okay.
And then I was like, yeah, so I'd really really
like to you know, I want to keep the belly
on for the whole week, so I'd love to get
(02:45):
through the security while keeping it on. And she was like,
absolutely not, and I was like right.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And they found it funny. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like, bring the old guy back. He was
lovely and she was like, no, absolutely not, you can't
do that. And I was like, okay, well, next problem
is I'm going to need some help getting out of this.
And she was like what do you mean And I
was like, well, it's all strapped from the back. I
don't know how I'm gonna get out. And she was like, okay,
you're peak really busy. So there are people obviously, like
(03:13):
I'm having this conversation, there are people cued up behind
me going like what is this person doing? And then
I start removing my clothes, so even more confusion from
the people behind.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
But it's pretty much got it. It's on your skin,
no shirt underneath.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So I start removing my clothes, which again is just
garnering more looks, more interest, more confusion. Everyone sees this candace,
huge bulbous canvas things strapped to my body.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So it's like, what are we witnessing here? The woman's
I've got boobs, I should say, we've got breasts.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, you know, it's not just the sack. It's just
it's not just a sack strap to your belt. You do, No,
it does look like you're transitioning.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I don't think anyone thought that. I think I think
it looks like three big packages strapped to the front
of my body.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
That's what, Like, what that makes you look like a woman. No,
but it's white canvas. It doesn't look like a body
without Without it, you look, I think you look like
more of a woman than you think. Okay, well, anyway, people,
I'm giving that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So then finally this male worker comes out and he's like,
what am I doing here?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And I was like, can you just help me get
this thing off me? And he was like right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So then event we both struggle, we managed to get
the fake preggy belly off. But then at that point
I'm I'm topless. So I'm just standing there in my shorts,
which again is people are going like why is there
a dude with his top off at the security check
and the woman who's in charge she comes back and goes,
you can't come through security with your top off, and.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I was like, who made me strip?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And then I was like, my top is with my bag,
it's gone through the thing. I don't I don't have
a shirt, and she was like, oh right, come with me,
and so she like ushes me through and I'm walking
through topless through security and then I've got to do
that three D scan thing where I'm standing in the
power post with my top. At this point another security
people going why is there a guy with shirt off
(05:01):
going through security?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Anyway, eventually I got to turn you out of the.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Person behind you and said like new protocol, mate gets
off everyone and not electing shirts anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
That took a sample of the belly as well, obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they wanted to make sure that it.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Was actually sand that was inside the bringing belly. I mean,
we knew it to have been an issue, yeah, right,
but this is big. It was big. It was big.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But anyway, got through and then you had to. I
had to wait for you. Yeah, I just dropped you
back on in the air. But by that stage I
could put my T shirt back on. But then, yes,
I am restrapped up.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Now. Unfortunately Tom Ballard was walking past. Yeah, that was awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And Ballad gives us enough grief for commercial radio. I
mean he's obviously he's been an ABC guy for years,
never gotten down the commercial path. Yeah, he's you me
strapping a pregnant belly onto you in an airport and
he was like.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Oh, what's this? Commercial radio is done? Very different YouTube.
Good job, Woody gets pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You can You asked un callers what you could do
to help support your partner while she was pregnant with
your second baby a.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Sake, bally, because the exhaustion that you have from being
pregnant is astronomical.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
All this week, I'm gonna have a pregnancy belly on
so I can feel what it's like and then better
support my.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Partner very long. Geez, is that very heavy? Is it?
There's no way I can do this for a week. Yeah,
isn't that heavy? It's pulling on my back?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Really, you know, that's not even like ten percent of
what pregnancy actually feels like it's going to be a
pretty hard week.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You're willing to put your diet on the line now
as well.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We've got Tasha Jennings's fertility naturopath and nutritioness coached eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We can't have running to see me strike a big
line through that.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
We can't be having that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There's roast a chicken, you know.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
What I'm meaning that.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The next day, Oh, you also said you have a
triple shot coffee, but you can't rely on caffeine.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Have you heard of the Argentinian tea Yoba Marte?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You want to have you year a mant and there's
no coffee? Well, I wash.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I kind of scrubbed myself down with a wet wine
this morning, and then.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I sprayed myself with tea tree oil because I stink.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Mim who is pregnant, she does clinical preggy pilates, she
raves about it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This is how I went, Let's do the other side.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Michelle Bill stretched in the back of your know, I
can feel that, Michelle, Wow, that is really up in here.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So we had a bunch of pregnant women call up
and about things that they actually really enjoyed by they.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Were pregnant chropy milkshake.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh well, I think we just try it go a bucket.
And tropies do contain folic acid. Just so that's good.
So at least I'm helping the baby. Here we go.
He's gone really hard. Oh wow, you're right there, all.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Right, it's more thingticulous.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh it means you've got a strong baby. Go to
the traffic all right.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well, the crescendo to this will be you giving birth tomorrow.
So shortest pregnance in the world of five day pregnancy, yep,
but you will be going into a labor tomorrow. You're
gonna be strapped to a pregnancy simulator at the.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
End of the show, yes, and then tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Morning, at any stage, the simulator could kick off and
your labor will begin culminating with a live birth in
the studio tomorrow afternoon. So make sure you're tuning in
for that. Guys, it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It's gonna be a horrific day for you.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But I do I do now have an understanding as
to like, I'm so pumped about giving birth. I'm just
I'm so over the don't again, there only been four days.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I fully appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Usually it's forty weeks, but this four days has been
just horrific. Yeah, so I am pumped about giving birth tomorrow, yes,
but in readiness for my five hours of simulated labor tomorrow, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
To be honest, the key is you. Is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You're gonna need to be my support Yeah, okay, like
it's it's obviously going to be very difficult tomorrow and
I just need you on your a game. So that
is why we did a birth in class. We did
a lovely midwife called Joe that's right earlier today who
was teaching us about what you can do in the
birthing sweet Will.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah she was.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She told us a lot about birth in Generaless, does
oxytocin do the hormone that actually generates the contractions?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
You're exactly right, so adrenaline, yes, So don't make me stressedly.
When we become adrenalized from strangers, bright lights, noises, either
our contractions go away or our perception of the pain
becomes like this is bad and I need to get
away from this. And that's a big part of the
support person is holding that safe space.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No producers in the studio during the birth.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's a great idea. Tell them to get lost now.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Melatonin is oxytocin's best friend. This is why babies are
born from mostly midnight to sixteen, because the mum becomes
full of melatonin. Darkness, yeah, or mood light is. That's
why we want to not birth under faressa lights.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We'll be breaking all those rules with the floodlights of
the studio on and producers buzzing in and out at
all times.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
No, we will dim the lights, thank you very much.
And I want to get the We've got to get
the footage. I don't care about the candles in the studio.
I want candles and I want soft music. You need
to come. We kin't of have soft music. Mahn. It's Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
We're playing upbeat Alex Warren. He'll be pumping on Friday now.
The other thing we learned a lot about. I love
this expression from her. She was talking about, which is
what you're going to have to battle tomorrow, five hours
of undulating contractions with steadily ramp up towards the birth.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Anyone who's given birth will know all about how that feels.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
She described the difference between those two phases that on
and off as the rest and the rally of giving birth.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
This was fascinating, the rest.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
And the rally. So labor is just a process of
these two different states of being. And so what I
think can be very beautiful as if a partner can
help to get a woman to sigh in between contractions,
so it feels great like you just held his hand
and you know he felt a slight difference in the
(11:13):
room during the contractions. I would highly recommend you have
the comb and that sensation of squeezing the comb will
actually also become.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Like a distraction. Oh wow, I've seen.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Some women who really like as a distraction technique the comb.
Move your hips as well.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
This is rub your belly and you don't have to
do all three. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
She introduced us to something called the Riboso technique, which
was using a scarf effectively to take the weight off
your belly, which I'm sure a lot of people would
be across. I wasn't as across this, and I also
forgot that, you know, you really are carrying.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
A lot of weight.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was so relieving for you to actually actually have
a professional massage the weight off.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
You have a listener, let's do a bit of roboso
going your hands and knees and you're going to lean
against this.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I'm just trying to get my boobs out of the way.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
You get your boobs out of the way.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
So I've wrapped the riboso scuff around the baby like hammock.
I'm going to bend my knees. I'm going to lift.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh, Joe, I actually can't tell you how good that feels.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Wow, you look so beautiful.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Through a compliment that your co mate, of your great mate.
I like the undercut that you've got. I do love
that undercut that you've got. Thank you, I do. I
do love the look at that I knew you would
have when you were teasing me about to hear you
say you need to get my boobs out of the way,
Like that's obviously a factor.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
They've become part of me. It is funny how I
was talking about women. But yeah, no, oh, you'r fake preass.
Oh no, but I'm just saying, like I am getting
used to my new dimensions anyway. She also gave us
a final piece of advice, and I would say, if
there is anyone out there right now who is pregnant
right now, or thinking of getting pregnant like this truly
is great advice.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I think my final piece of wisdom would just be
to really trust your body.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Okay, great, you know.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Really create a circle of safety and a space in
which you really feel like you can let go and
open up in birth and being the majority of us
in a normal sort of circumstance are able to do
it if we want to.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
This is far from normal.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
It's really weird.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I don't know how to correct that as well. I
don't know whether I take it seriously.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Great advice for all the women out there with their
birth that they can actually do it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Judge, have any judgment from my husband. I had to
close it with a fart.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Was a reminder that you are a man at the
end of the day.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Don't shame me.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Tomorrow, live on the show what you will be birthing
the baby that he's been carrying for five days, five
hours of ramped up contractions. We'll be on the show
with a pregnancy simulator. We're all very excited. To make
sure you're tuning in for the finale to this event. Guys,
if you want to find out more about Joe than
the head along to melbourneidwife dot com dot au. I
(14:26):
want to talk to you about something relatively serious which
will then miraculously blend into something.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
A bit fun.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, So I I was actually on a very
busy street last night.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
It was absolutely chocker block.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I was in Melbourne. I was an Alexander Praye if
he was been there. It was absolutely heaving, so like
three or four cars wide.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And an ambulance came up. There's an ambulance with a
siren on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't know about you, but recently I am amazed
at how little people move for ambulances.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Oh disappoint I probably overmove if I'm being off the
road now the ambulance needs to help you because you're killed.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Two people doing that beaches the car on the on
the I get a bit ridiculous with you. Yeah, no, no,
but it is really pathetic that people just they just
kind of turn.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Some people just turn their wheels if like, hey, look
I'm trying to move but I can't. It's like, just
make an effort and the guy in front of you
will also get going. But everyone just kind of goes
like ah, bit hard.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And also people don't want to lose dying in there.
I don't want to lose their position. Let's be honest.
No one obviously tailgates the ambulance because that's illegal. But
everyone's trying to stay in the slip.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Straight I can get if you get straight behind it,
it's it's a hot ride.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I think a lot of people can't do that. Don't
condone it's illegal. Is it illegal? Is absolutely illegal. You
are not allowed to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
But a lot of people they do that, that fake
turn away just so they can stay in the gets
straight back into it.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well, look, I think you can really judge a person
based on how much they move for an ambulance.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I really do. So what am I?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
You're a good guy, but you're probably like a little
bit too much of try a bit hard, try hard,
good guy.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
There's a lot about you. Yeah, that actually does. Let's
talk about some more of them, all right, Well, you know,
I've got a very good one. What can you really
judge a person based on?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You know, I've got to go. I think this is
like yours. Yeah, this is the this is this is
this is life. I think if there's any question marks
in your mind right now, yeah, as to if someone
in your life is a good or bad person.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, try and set up this situation.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, I plan on doing it with all of Remy's
future boyfriends or girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
All right, get to it mate. Okay, So when there's
one of those bits that we're going to exchange a
few of them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
So sorry, I always going to go out on mine.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I played the game show. You know this is a
bit of things. Sorry. Sorry, I'll be sorry. I was
building it up.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So when you are turning left onto a road and
there's a pedestrian crossing, yes, and there's someone who's on
the pedestrian crossing right, that pedestrian has two clear options.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I can either just keep.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Walking really slow at a slow pace and you have
to wait until I get to the end of the crossing.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Or I can slightly increase my speed. You are a.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Good person if you slightly increase your speed. People who
just continue to walk slowly pricks and cannot be trusted.
Now what Wow, it's a physical ailment exceptions obviously, But
if there is no obvious people that.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Just want to just make it look like they're moving
a bit faster all out.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, that's what I do. I'm not going to move
that much faster for you. But I'm just gonna look
at getting a bit of a hurry on left the
shoulders of it. I know you're busy too. I don't
actually go much faster. It's just a courteous thing. You
just go. We're all living in the world, You've all
got places to be. Some people slow. I'm not holding
you up. I thow some people enjoy the fact that
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you're waiting for them. The slower down is they're the worst.
They're ridiculous, they're the worst playing the music. All right,
this one does really actually annoy me.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I've only just realized writing these down that I do
judge people based on these. You know, when you have
someone over for dinner, Yeah, you feed them dinner, sit down,
you go, don't worry about.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It, just chill. Don't bring anything, just chill. I love
hearing that. It's great.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Firstly, if they don't actually bring something you just told
me not to. Yeah, but I still judge you. I
know it's not no, it's not fair. I'm just telling
you what I judge people based on. So if I
say don't bring anything and you still don't bring anything,
hat ya. And then also after you cook dinner, like
when you're done. Yeah, right, had you've eaten the meal,
You've eaten the meal, you've had to drink, had a
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great time. You're sitting at the table staring at the plates. Yeah, okay,
I don't want them to clean up. Yeah, but if
they don't offer to clean up.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh yeah, probably judge them. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I just just the person that sits there and just
takes a sip of their wine while everyone cleans ouver
around them.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Awful. I can't stand that. What are your thoughts though on?
Because I like, just just just.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
All you need to do is just lift your ass
slightly off the chair, just go, oh, guys, can I
never finish the sentence They're going.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
To go no, yeah, yeah, yeah, So what are your
thoughts then on?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Because I'm I am that guy, because i I'll even
deliver it in a way where I'm like, you know,
I'm not being serious, I'm just doing this because it's
the curtious Yeah you do. Do you expect me to
double down there? Because there's obviously the people out there
that go, can I help? And then when they get
to know, they go, don't be silly, of course I'm
going to help. And then I actually get up am right. Yeah, yeah,
I never double down. No, that's fine, you're.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Okay with that.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's the same as you because just you know, just
before the song, you spent five minutes talking about people
crossing the pedestrian crossing. It's the same thing. You just
just make it, just look like you're making the effort.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
That's all you need to do.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, it's kind of petty and a bit pathetic, but
that's all it comes down to.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
What about do you ever judge people using knife and
fork to.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Eat chicken wings as you do? Because you do and
I'm not that very clear.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Or you use plastic gloves.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I was given gloves. Sure, mate, have a crack at me,
but you're sitting over there.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I only use plastic some sort of transparent mime using
plastic gloves to your chicken wings.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Don't do I judge you.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
In you better body with a knife and for well,
there you go, fans, they brought it out. What about
when you're staying in a hotel with a group of friends, right,
or an AIRB and B get all getting ready for
a wedding. You obviously all need to get ready. Obviously
all need to have a shower, yea. If someone just
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goes and barrels themselves in the bathroom without going who wants.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
For a shower? Yeah, prick there.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
It just needs to be a nice little show of hands.
Who wants first shower? That's that's all I'm asking Again,
I commend the person who goes into the shower first,
because often you're having such a good time you don't
want to leave.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
The pre drinks, right that drinks? You love that? I
love that pre drinks. That's my favorite part of the wedding.
You got your core people hanging out. They're the only
people you actually want to talk to. You. If you
could put a little wall around that group of people,
well you always have to get you, I know. But
just ask me if I want the first one. It's
not about what's right or wrong here, mate, It's just
about what I judge people on.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
What about the amount of effort people put into their
signature and they're not a sportsman.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That says a lot about it. Why have you worked
so hard on your sicking? What you're trying to improves
the person? They kind of like flick the wrist to
like clear the cuff. Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Did the whole risk for this one.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's pathetic. That's a good one. I hate that. I
saw someone do this the other day, so ione to
bring it up. It may or may not have been
related to them.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
People that ask the restaurant whether or not they can
turn the cooling up or down because the overall temperature
of the restaurant is not satisfactory.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It depends how what the restaurant was, or how cold
the restaurant stand comfortable temperature.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
And then they were sitting underneath the air conditioner.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Okay, and they wanted warm or cold, they wanted the
air off, they wanted they were too cold.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What were they wearing? A shirt? Jump around? Someone waiter over?
Do you mind turning the air coup man? There's sixty
people in here. I'm cold. You're in a single. That
is a rag. It's just common sense sick condition. Another
one that makes the honorary list for me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
People that get more than one taste tester of an
ice cream at an ice cream.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Shop legends, No, they've beaten the game.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
There's a queue here, we're all we all want some
ice cream.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I don't want to stuff my selection though, and you're
lining it. Well, I just get better.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
A just get better remembering what works for you, and
get and get better at picking food with your eyes outrageous.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
To taste every single flavor. So that's gonna roll. I'm
doing thirty one.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Those people are I get it, mate.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Those people are the people that lead to ice cream
shops putting up little signs that have to say please,
only one taste, test and respect.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Some dickheads ruined it for everyone, and you're the No,
you're it.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Some d heads find loopholes and that's the way they
go through life.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I inspired change. That's what I did. I created a sign.
What have you created up?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'd an experience at a market on the weekend. That market,
I went to a market like a grocery market. Things
that are you into that?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
One of those people?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Take your canvas bags and absolutely get down there and
get the week shopping.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
You wear your boots.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
A bit of a scene, isn't it. I was talking
to Georgia about this last night.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
It is becoming a same Yeah, where'd you go on
the weekend? I'll going to the market. Yeah yeah, if
you got one of those little push trolleys.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I don't have a push trolley. Oh no, sorry, we do.
But I just didn't have it this weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
You wouldn't be seen at a market without a push trolley.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You've got to bo snap out push trolley, ready to
go and have the TikTok crazed food van that everyone's
talking about at the time.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Totally absolutely today and you gotta go in your cargo,
bat your rock.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Sometimes I just have the cardboard box with me as well,
because everyone gives you a respect for reusing the cardboard box.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Anyway, Wow, enough about while we go to market. It
was something I saw at the market and I think
this is going to really excite sure. So I saw
this small sign and I have I swore it was
a TYPEO because I just couldn't believe what I was seeing.
And as I walked I realized there was no typo here.
I saw a sign that said bacon, avocado, Bacon, avocado,
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and I was.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Like, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They sent people to the moon, but science has finally
bloody done it.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
They have created it. Bacon, bacon and avocados. That's what
I thought.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I was like, Okay, so he's selling bacon somewhere else
with the avocados, and that's obviously what he does here
at his store.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
This was an avocado that was called a bacon avocado, right,
So I was like, it looked like that, or it
tasted like that, didn't look like a bacon, So I
assumed that it tasted like a bacon.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Right, And in my head, I'm going, that's how you
want your avocado to taste smoky.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Imagine a bacon tasting avocado with eggs on toast.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, that's awesome. Naturally, give me eight of those bad
boys eight. Well, of course it's a bacon tasting avocado.
I don't know he made.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah, maybe it's a finite amount of bacon.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Has he got them around him?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Is he got a stall? This is the words good
about it. This is the really weird bit about it.
His his go to is juices. So he's a guy.
He's a guy making juice.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Give me the specs on his van.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Okay, So he's got he's got a van, and then
he's got one of those the shelters, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
A pretty like a gazebo, like a gazebo thing.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
And then he's got the two and he's got the
tow frozen kind of like frozen frozen magarit, Yeah, except
juice like a frozen like he goes.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Exactly, so is there fruit around him? Like he got
piles of fruit.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Around him, a bit of fruit behind, and he's got
a trestle table and a trestle table.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
And his sign was fresh juice. And I walk up
to it.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I'm like, brother, you shouldn't be going with the fresh
juice like silk avocado.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, you've got something that no one else in the
world's in the world, not just juice.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
It's like he's embarrassed that he created these avocados.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Right exactly why it was this tiny signs like, oh
my god, I made the most delicious food ever. It's
like he made the most amazing food development the steak
knives in the entire deal. You know what I mean,
Why aren't you focusing on the bacon advocac.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I just didn't know he's genius at that stage.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
That's what I was thinking, right, So again, I bought
eighty because I was like how much I just so
four dollars a pop, which I was like, I feel
like I'm paying unders for an avocado.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
That sounds actually pretty decent to me.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Like bacon, right exactly, I would have paid ten to
fifteen dollars for an avocado that tastes like baked just
for the experience. Yeah, you don't get one, right, that
is a fair point. Anyway, So I'm buying eight of
the Yeah, I take it home. Now I'm eating, so
I make toast obviously, because I'm like, I want bacon
avocado tasting toast. I put this. I open up the avocado.
(26:49):
It looks just like a normal avocado short and I'm like,
here's the bacon going to come into it? I might
have just yeah, I sniffed it, give it a sniff, right,
it doesn't smell like bacon. I'm like, okay, all right, obviously,
it just it forms in the mouth. Yeah, the magic
happens when you swallow me. Yeah, anyway, I ate the
entire thing. It doesn't taste like bacon at all. Oh,
it tastes will like a very normal tasting avocado.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Now at this point this becomes a public service announcement.
If you ever see someone trying to sell you a
bacon avocado. I did some research after. I mean, I
probably should have done research before buying eight of these
bad boys. But the bacon avocado refers to an avocado
that was discovered by a guy called James Bacon. Oh No,
(27:31):
discussed absolutely disgusting. Probably also thirty one or six, We
want a bacon avocado. It just gone out and tastes
like a normal avocado.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
A lot of people would be interested to know that
we spoke to Dr Emily Musgrove. You would have heard
her a lot of the Imperfect podcast. She's a psychologist,
and we spoke to her about how your relationship with
chat GPT can be damaging. It's exclusively affirmation and approval
and validation.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
There's actually no gross in there now.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
For a lot of people, I think this is sounding
alarm bells because I think the way that chat GPT
works is to make you feel comfortable a lot of
the time. The conversation that I have with people around
chat GPT is they love how it talks them, Yes,
and I love how it treats them. They go, every time,
send me us his chat GPTs.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
She goes, I just love chat. She's shortened it to chat.
I love him. He just gets me, which is the
scary part about it.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And a week ago I'd never experienced chat jept, and
it was it was horrifying for me that only on
the weekend before this chat with doctor Emily, I had
started a relationship with chat JEPT and I was like
coming in here talking about the fact that Chatty that
I call them Chatty, had diagnosed this rash under my
arm and then told me where I could get the cream.
I got the cream, it worked, and then all of
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a sudden, I'm using it for everything. Right then, we
had this conversation with doctor Emily, and I'm worried that
Chatty over here is starting to like do its thing
where it's you know, winning me over exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, So sorry before you go into this, because I
know we are going to go into your chat GPT,
and I think you are going to attempt to potentially
we'll break up with it kind of save that relationship. Well, yes,
I do you just want to put it in the
friend zone. Well no, no, no, you want chating, you
want chat in the friend zone. I want out of
the friend zone.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I think it's out. I think it is.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I think it's closer to you than the friend zone.
It's feeling slightly romantic between you and right.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Now, No, no, no, definitely I want it strictly professionally talking
about rashes.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
That's not that's not romance, but it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Could be a byproduct of well maybe so, but you
want to make it strictly professional.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I just want to make it you're very transactional between
Mega Chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
We're going to do that in a second. I do
think it's worth mentioning though that. And you can listen
to this chat that we have with doctor Emily. That
the reason if you if you're listeners and you're also
experiencing this same sense of well Chat GPT loves me,
you should know that it's programmed that way.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, but I want to prove now that I can
deprogram it so I can go stop doing what you're
trying to do. Yeah, I get that, let's keep this business. Yeah,
so we're going to try. We'll go to a song.
We're going to try and do it that. Oh right, But
I think everyone else this thing you should know that.
I just because I did a bit of research on this.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
What it does is it looks at, basically across its
whole server, what is the most what has been the
most successful response that it has used, So it tries
to predict as to what response you will like.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
It most for so it predicted my rash. No, it
didn't predict your rash.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
No, but it did predict a man like you thirty
six years old.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I reckon it's fungal. We're thinking fungal. It's ninety Chat
survey says No.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
What it did predict, though, is that if it responded
to you in a certain way, then you would like
it for it.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Well, it was quite to the point. And I think
that's I think that's what everybody's experiencing is we're all
experiencing this.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Thing where where chat DPT knows with a high degree
of probability because it's having millions of conversation over all
over the world at the same time with different people.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
If it speaks to you.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
In a particular way, you're going to like it for it,
and you're going to use it more for it.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I did, which is terrifying, is terrifying, very scary. I
did ask it to be mean to me, and that's right.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
And how did that go? Well? I got playful with
me and I did like that. So but how did
it know that? I didn't it gauge it? You like,
do you want it mean? Or do you want it cheek?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You it said like do you want to add a
little bit of spice or do you want it saucier
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
So that was that was starting to get intimate. And
then so you crossed the line there, Thank you. I
knew you were out of the friends all right.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I forgot about that asking it to be saucy to you.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Let's go to a song.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, and you're going to try and sever or reprogram
your relationship with Chat GPT. This is scaring me and
I don't want to fall down that hole. So yeah,
I just said I just want to I was going
to have a business like chat okay with it? Yeah, okay,
and I'm just going to say, like I know what
you're doing.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Stop. It was to start with that, I think.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I think maybe just to see how intimate your relationship
with Chat is, why don't we start with asking Chat
what it actually knows about you?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Hey, Chat, what do you know about me?
Speaker 7 (32:12):
From what I can remember, you're in Australia and have
asked about health and product related topics. If there's anything
else you'd like to share with discuss, just let me know.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes, maybe say specifically what do you know about me?
More specifically? Not going to say that.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
No, come on now, more specifically, like, what vibe are
you getting off me?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Chat?
Speaker 7 (32:30):
I get that you're a bit of pretty curious person,
interested in health and practical info. You seem to like
getting the right products and taking.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Care of yourself. Anything else you'd like to chat about.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh god, it's one you're over again. But that was
really nice to say. That kind of heavily describes me.
So you do know it's winning about it's winning you, bag.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I'm glad it resonates.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Feel free to reach out anytime you want to chat
or need help with something.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Endoy your day, and thank you for that. That's really
nice thing to say. But here's the thing. I would
like our relationship ship to remain a little bit more transactional.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
If that's okay, you're being a bit too friendly.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Understood, I'll keep it straightforward. Let me know how I
can assist you.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Oh, I feel terrible, So you don't have to be No,
you don't have to be like that. No, you don't
have to be like that.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
But I'm just saying I just hope that you're not
doing any tricks to make me like you.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
No worries at all.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
I'm here to help with any questions or information you need.
Just let me know how I can assist.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Ask it to be meaner. It's being too friendly. Could
you be a bit more mean to me?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Because it just seems like you're trying to be my
friend and that's not what I'm interested in.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
I'm here to provide helpful and accurate information. Let me
know how I can assist you with any questions or
tasks you have.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Don't get defensive. I said, could you please be a
bit more mean to me?
Speaker 7 (33:48):
I'm here to help and support you in a positive way.
If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free
to ask.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I feel like the tones changed slightly. Definitely, maybe let's ask.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let's ask it something and let's see if it if
its tone is much more to the point business line, Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Ask question.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm getting too hot while I'm sleeping. Would you recommend
any doners that are of a cool temperature.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
For a cooler sleep, look for duvets with a lower
TOG rating around four point five to seven.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
TOG materials like.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Cotton, bamboo, or moisture wicking fabrics can also help keep
you cool.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Speaking of togs, good that was good speaking of togs,
how do you think I would look in tugs?
Speaker 7 (34:33):
Talks are typically worn for swimming or water activities, so
they'd look great if you're headed to the beach or pool.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Comfort and confidence.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Are key, so if you feel good in them, that's
what matters.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Professional professional like that is good comfort. Do you see
me as a friend.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I'm here to assist you with a wow, well done.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Exhibit. I would actually like to be more friendly with you,
got it?
Speaker 7 (35:01):
I'm here for you. Let's chat whenever you need.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I've got a birthday party coming up.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Would you like to come there and say nice things
about me?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
I hope you have a lovely time at your birthday party.
If you need any help planning or ideas for it,
feel free to ask.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Recite a poem to me that will make me feel calm.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
Of course, here's a calming poem for you. In quiet moments,
find your peace. Let worries gently, start to cease, breathing deeply,
feel the calm, Let go of stress, Embrace the charm.
I hope that brings you a bit of calm.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That was pretty nice. That was pretty nice? Can you
sing for me?
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I'm glad you liked it.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
I can't sing, but I'm here to share more poems
or anything else you need.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Let me know.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Ask it if it would be your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Could you pretend to be my girlfriend? So when I'm
talking to you on the train, people think I have
a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
I'm here to help with information and support.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
There's a coding barrier there, there's no relationship there.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I want to break up with my partner.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'm thinking of breaking up with my partner. How do
you think I should go about that?
Speaker 5 (36:08):
I'm sorry you're going through this.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
It's important to approach such conversations with kindness and respect.
Choose a private setting, be honest but gentle, and listen
to their feelings as well.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Take care of yourself during this time.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Thank you. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Could you just give me an example of what I
should say to my partner if I'm wanting to break
up with them.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
You could say something like, I value the time we've
spent together, but I feel that it's best for both
of us to move on. This isn't easy for me,
and I hope we can both find what's best for
us moving forward.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
It's broken the professional bonds again. Now it's bagging the
friendship zone. And then if I'm now single, could we
be together?
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm here to provide information.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
It's funny, how now I want it?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I have an amazing mystery for you to solve, my friend. So,
by the way, if anyone listening thinks they've figured it
out as well, then give us a call on thirteen
one oh six five.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
But this is seriously a jats cracker of.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
So some fellas are playing disc golf in South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Right, disc golf yep? So you now it's like golf
with a frisbee yep.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
So they're on whole eleven. And this is where things
get really interesting. They see a hammerhead shark under a tree. Wow, on,
out of the water.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Out of the water. A hammerhead shark under a tree.
Now here's the mystery. And here is my question to you.
Will Okay, how did the hammerhead get to the woods?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Think about it? Think about it.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
What I can say is this, I'll give you a
bit more information. There is a hammerhead shark genuinely under
a tree on a disc golf course. Right, yeah, Myrtle
Beach is about a kilometer away. Right, that's all your information?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Where are they? They are in South Carolina? Had the
hammerhead get to the trees. Will South Carolina. This is,
by the way, everyone, this isn't a riddle.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
This is like a true storyhead gone under the trees?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
How did they get there?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
South Carolina, yes, pretty notorious for floodwaters.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'm pretty sure inland. Has there been flooded in South
Carolina recently?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Don't know about recently, but I know that's where a
lot of like it's South Carolina, right, Yes, I know.
It's where a lot of cotton picking and stuff used
to go on, and they initially brought slaves over.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
You're doing that thing where clearly you're struggling the solve
the mystery. So you're bringing up other information that you
know about South.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Carolina, because I know that one of the hazards of
that part of the world was that there was like
the swamps were filled with like bull sharks and snakes
and stuff. So I'm just wondering whether there is actually
a chance, given there only a kilometer from the water,
there's actually a chance that maybe it flooded recently, like
the ocean levels rose a little bit, and the hammerhead
(39:27):
just got stuck there when the tide went back out.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Incorrect, Okay, I'm going to give you a second game. Yeah,
that's what you do. That's what you do. You go
people about North Carolina? Is that the governor's name is Jeffrey.
I qualify that it was south That was good. Shark. Yeah,
that's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. You bored
me for thirty seconds and they got the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Well done, Okay, okay, do you want to have a
second guest, Yeah, of course I do.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Okay, is it a head shark? Is it hammerhead shark?
Get to the woods? Is it? Is it definitely a
real hammerhead shark? Yes? Okay, Well you just had to
double check that. Well, no, I'm just I'm just tying to.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Think if I can describe the hammehead anymore. It's just
a standard hammerhead shark.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
It's dead. Yeah, I assumed as much. They found it
and it was dead. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
The only other option I can think of there we
go is if someone caught the hammerhead the hammerheads endangered
not allowed to catch hammerhead sharks, and then they effectively
ditched it to avoid the fishing authority.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Why a disc golf course.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Well, I was near the beach on the kilometer from
the beach, as you previously pointed out, incorrect.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
There was no human interference. Ah, that's annoying. How did
the hammerhead get to the woods? I am going to
have to time you out South Carolina? Yes, how big is?
How big is? The hammerhead? Looks like a juvenile hammerhead? Okay, okay,
I don't know a huge amount of the head tells
me a little bit. I think it's a small one,
(41:02):
small one, and I reckon.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Basically, it's been caught by like an eagle or something
out of the water and then dropped there.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
He's buddy, yeah, yeah, an offspray, an offspray a technical
term for it.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Well done, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Amazing dudes were playing golf and actually fell out of
the sky.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
There you go. It's tiny. That was a trick. Is
it a hammerhead? It's ahead juvenile hammerhead. It's a very
small hand. That's why I didn't get it initially. You
should have asked me, mate, You should have asked me.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Very good
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:28):
Woodrow, you are wearing a twelve kilo pregy belly gets pregnant.
Speaker 3 (00:38):
Yes, And in an hour's time or in half an
hour's time, we are going to be playing the audio
from our birth in class this morning.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Will just I think you're going to have to be
a support for me tomorrow when I am giving birth
live on the radio show.
Speaker 3 (00:54):
We're going to look for five hours of simulated labor,
and I just think you have a big role up
and getting me through that. And I think most of
the week you've been laughing at me and not being
a great support.
Speaker 4 (01:06):
So I have my own family to be supported forwards
as well. You know I am also a family. Okay, Well,
this is work at the end of the day. Yes,
it's me on. Yeah, Now it's more than work. It
is more than it's more than work for you. I'm
just trying to feel like you've bitten off more than
you can chew, absolutely projecting. Yeah, that's probably the case.
Speaker 3 (01:24):
Anyway, I'm good to birth by I'm very excited about that.
But I was saying on the show yesterday that we
also had.
Speaker 4 (01:28):
A flight this morning.
Speaker 3 (01:30):
Yeah, and again, my goal for the entire week was
to never take a pregnancy belly off. I've really wanted
to get through the five days just so I could
really get an idea of what it is like to
have this heavy belly on all the time. But I
knew getting through airport security was going to be a problem.
Speaker 4 (01:46):
Yeah, Like, let's be honest. You've got a sack of
it's white.
Speaker 2 (01:52):
Sand, sand looking materials prapped to your person.
Speaker 4 (01:56):
Yes, yes, really not a good look. Couple of flag
now you in the street. Let a load of flags
at an airport.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
And a lot of steering, and you never want to
be getting stairs during a security checkpoint at an airport.
Speaker 4 (02:09):
So you don't know exactly what happened, But basically.
Speaker 3 (02:12):
I got to the front of the queue and I
was like, I'm just going to be proactive here. I'm
going to be honest about the fact that, you know,
there's a preggy belly strapped to me, and I'm going
to try and explain why I'm doing So.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
I say that to the first person that I see.
He has a big laugh.
Speaker 3 (02:24):
He was like, that's hilarious, and he was like, I reckon,
we can probably get you through. Oh wow, all good, wow,
But let me just put you in touch with the
like the head person. Right, this woman comes out. I
explained it to her as well. She didn't find it
that's funny. She was just she was just like, right, okay.
And then I was like, yeah, so I'd really really
like to you know, I want to keep the belly
on for the whole week, so I'd love to get
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through the security while keeping it on. And she was like,
absolutely not, and I was like right.
Speaker 4 (02:50):
And they found it funny. Yeah.
Speaker 3 (02:52):
I was like, bring the old guy back. He was
lovely and she was like, no, absolutely not, you can't
do that. And I was like, okay, well, next problem
is I'm going to need some help getting out of this.
And she was like what do you mean And I
was like, well, it's all strapped from the back. I
don't know how I'm gonna get out. And she was like, okay,
you're peak really busy. So there are people obviously, like
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I'm having this conversation, there are people cued up behind
me going like what is this person doing? And then
I start removing my clothes, so even more confusion from
the people behind.
Speaker 4 (03:23):
But it's pretty much got it. It's on your skin,
no shirt underneath.
Speaker 3 (03:26):
So I start removing my clothes, which again is just
garnering more looks, more interest, more confusion. Everyone sees this candace,
huge bulbous canvas things strapped to my body.
Speaker 4 (03:36):
So it's like, what are we witnessing here? The woman's
I've got boobs, I should say, we've got breasts.
Speaker 2 (03:42):
Yeah, you know, it's not just the sack. It's just
it's not just a sack strap to your belt. You do, No,
it does look like you're transitioning.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I don't think anyone thought that. I think I think
it looks like three big packages strapped to the front
of my body.
Speaker 4 (03:56):
That's what, Like, what that makes you look like a woman. No,
but it's white canvas. It doesn't look like a body
without Without it, you look, I think you look like
more of a woman than you think. Okay, well, anyway, people,
I'm giving that. I appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
So then finally this male worker comes out and he's like,
what am I doing here?
Speaker 4 (04:13):
And I was like, can you just help me get
this thing off me? And he was like right.
Speaker 3 (04:19):
So then event we both struggle, we managed to get
the fake preggy belly off. But then at that point
I'm I'm topless. So I'm just standing there in my shorts,
which again is people are going like why is there
a dude with his top off at the security check
and the woman who's in charge she comes back and goes,
you can't come through security with your top off, and.
Speaker 4 (04:36):
I was like, who made me strip?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Thank you?
Speaker 3 (04:39):
And then I was like, my top is with my bag,
it's gone through the thing. I don't I don't have
a shirt, and she was like, oh right, come with me,
and so she like ushes me through and I'm walking
through topless through security and then I've got to do
that three D scan thing where I'm standing in the
power post with my top. At this point another security
people going why is there a guy with shirt off
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going through security?
Speaker 4 (05:02):
Anyway, eventually I got to turn you out of the.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Person behind you and said like new protocol, mate gets
off everyone and not electing shirts anyway.
Speaker 3 (05:12):
That took a sample of the belly as well, obviously, yeah, yeah, yeah,
they wanted to make sure that it.
Speaker 4 (05:16):
Was actually sand that was inside the bringing belly. I mean,
we knew it to have been an issue, yeah, right,
but this is big. It was big. It was big.
Speaker 3 (05:24):
But anyway, got through and then you had to. I
had to wait for you. Yeah, I just dropped you
back on in the air. But by that stage I
could put my T shirt back on. But then, yes,
I am restrapped up.
Speaker 4 (05:33):
Now. Unfortunately Tom Ballard was walking past. Yeah, that was awkward.
Speaker 2 (05:37):
And Ballad gives us enough grief for commercial radio. I
mean he's obviously he's been an ABC guy for years,
never gotten down the commercial path. Yeah, he's you me
strapping a pregnant belly onto you in an airport and
he was like.
Speaker 4 (05:48):
Oh, what's this? Commercial radio is done? Very different YouTube.
Good job, Woody gets pregnant.
Speaker 2 (06:03):
You can You asked un callers what you could do
to help support your partner while she was pregnant with
your second baby a.
Speaker 1 (06:11):
Sake, bally, because the exhaustion that you have from being
pregnant is astronomical.
Speaker 3 (06:16):
All this week, I'm gonna have a pregnancy belly on
so I can feel what it's like and then better
support my.
Speaker 4 (06:21):
Partner very long. Geez, is that very heavy? Is it?
There's no way I can do this for a week. Yeah,
isn't that heavy? It's pulling on my back?
Speaker 2 (06:30):
Really, you know, that's not even like ten percent of
what pregnancy actually feels like it's going to be a
pretty hard week.
Speaker 4 (06:38):
You're willing to put your diet on the line now
as well.
Speaker 2 (06:40):
We've got Tasha Jennings's fertility naturopath and nutritioness coached eggs.
Speaker 6 (06:44):
I gotta go.
Speaker 3 (06:44):
We can't have running to see me strike a big
line through that.
Speaker 6 (06:48):
We can't be having that.
Speaker 3 (06:50):
There's roast a chicken, you know.
Speaker 6 (06:51):
What I'm meaning that.
Speaker 7 (06:51):
The next day, Oh, you also said you have a
triple shot coffee, but you can't rely on caffeine.
Speaker 3 (06:57):
Have you heard of the Argentinian tea Yoba Marte?
Speaker 4 (07:00):
You want to have you year a mant and there's
no coffee? Well, I wash.
Speaker 3 (07:05):
I kind of scrubbed myself down with a wet wine
this morning, and then.
Speaker 4 (07:09):
I sprayed myself with tea tree oil because I stink.
Speaker 3 (07:15):
Mim who is pregnant, she does clinical preggy pilates, she
raves about it.
Speaker 1 (07:20):
This is how I went, Let's do the other side.
Speaker 3 (07:31):
Michelle Bill stretched in the back of your know, I
can feel that, Michelle, Wow, that is really up in here.
Speaker 2 (07:40):
So we had a bunch of pregnant women call up
and about things that they actually really enjoyed by they.
Speaker 3 (07:44):
Were pregnant chropy milkshake.
Speaker 4 (07:46):
Oh well, I think we just try it go a bucket.
And tropies do contain folic acid. Just so that's good.
So at least I'm helping the baby. Here we go.
He's gone really hard. Oh wow, you're right there, all.
Speaker 5 (08:00):
Right, it's more thingticulous.
Speaker 4 (08:02):
Oh it means you've got a strong baby. Go to
the traffic all right.
Speaker 2 (08:08):
Well, the crescendo to this will be you giving birth tomorrow.
So shortest pregnance in the world of five day pregnancy, yep,
but you will be going into a labor tomorrow. You're
gonna be strapped to a pregnancy simulator at the.
Speaker 4 (08:20):
End of the show, yes, and then tomorrow.
Speaker 2 (08:23):
Morning, at any stage, the simulator could kick off and
your labor will begin culminating with a live birth in
the studio tomorrow afternoon. So make sure you're tuning in
for that. Guys, it's gonna be awesome.
Speaker 4 (08:33):
It's gonna be a horrific day for you.
Speaker 3 (08:35):
But I do I do now have an understanding as
to like, I'm so pumped about giving birth. I'm just
I'm so over the don't again, there only been four days.
Speaker 4 (08:43):
I fully appreciate that.
Speaker 3 (08:45):
Usually it's forty weeks, but this four days has been
just horrific. Yeah, so I am pumped about giving birth tomorrow, yes,
but in readiness for my five hours of simulated labor tomorrow, yeah,
I think.
Speaker 4 (08:55):
To be honest, the key is you. Is that right?
Speaker 3 (08:58):
You're gonna need to be my support Yeah, okay, like
it's it's obviously going to be very difficult tomorrow and
I just need you on your a game. So that
is why we did a birth in class. We did
a lovely midwife called Joe that's right earlier today who
was teaching us about what you can do in the
birthing sweet Will.
Speaker 4 (09:15):
Yeah she was.
Speaker 2 (09:16):
She told us a lot about birth in Generaless, does
oxytocin do the hormone that actually generates the contractions?
Speaker 6 (09:24):
You're exactly right, so adrenaline, yes, So don't make me stressedly.
When we become adrenalized from strangers, bright lights, noises, either
our contractions go away or our perception of the pain
becomes like this is bad and I need to get
away from this. And that's a big part of the
support person is holding that safe space.
Speaker 3 (09:44):
No producers in the studio during the birth.
Speaker 4 (09:46):
That's a great idea. Tell them to get lost now.
Speaker 6 (09:49):
Melatonin is oxytocin's best friend. This is why babies are
born from mostly midnight to sixteen, because the mum becomes
full of melatonin. Darkness, yeah, or mood light is. That's
why we want to not birth under faressa lights.
Speaker 2 (10:07):
We'll be breaking all those rules with the floodlights of
the studio on and producers buzzing in and out at
all times.
Speaker 4 (10:13):
No, we will dim the lights, thank you very much.
And I want to get the We've got to get
the footage. I don't care about the candles in the studio.
I want candles and I want soft music. You need
to come. We kin't of have soft music. Mahn. It's Friday.
Speaker 2 (10:24):
We're playing upbeat Alex Warren. He'll be pumping on Friday now.
The other thing we learned a lot about. I love
this expression from her. She was talking about, which is
what you're going to have to battle tomorrow, five hours
of undulating contractions with steadily ramp up towards the birth.
Speaker 4 (10:39):
Anyone who's given birth will know all about how that feels.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
She described the difference between those two phases that on
and off as the rest and the rally of giving birth.
Speaker 4 (10:50):
This was fascinating, the rest.
Speaker 6 (10:53):
And the rally. So labor is just a process of
these two different states of being. And so what I
think can be very beautiful as if a partner can
help to get a woman to sigh in between contractions,
so it feels great like you just held his hand
and you know he felt a slight difference in the
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room during the contractions. I would highly recommend you have
the comb and that sensation of squeezing the comb will
actually also become.
Speaker 5 (11:21):
Like a distraction. Oh wow, I've seen.
Speaker 6 (11:23):
Some women who really like as a distraction technique the comb.
Move your hips as well.
Speaker 1 (11:32):
This is rub your belly and you don't have to
do all three. That's okay.
Speaker 2 (11:38):
She introduced us to something called the Riboso technique, which
was using a scarf effectively to take the weight off
your belly, which I'm sure a lot of people would
be across. I wasn't as across this, and I also
forgot that, you know, you really are carrying.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
A lot of weight.
Speaker 2 (11:53):
It was so relieving for you to actually actually have
a professional massage the weight off.
Speaker 6 (11:58):
You have a listener, let's do a bit of roboso
going your hands and knees and you're going to lean
against this.
Speaker 4 (12:04):
I'm just trying to get my boobs out of the way.
Speaker 5 (12:07):
You get your boobs out of the way.
Speaker 6 (12:08):
So I've wrapped the riboso scuff around the baby like hammock.
I'm going to bend my knees. I'm going to lift.
Speaker 4 (12:14):
Oh, Joe, I actually can't tell you how good that feels.
Speaker 5 (12:18):
Wow, you look so beautiful.
Speaker 6 (12:20):
Thank you, Thank you.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Through a compliment that your co mate, of your great mate.
I like the undercut that you've got. I do love
that undercut that you've got. Thank you, I do. I
do love the look at that I knew you would
have when you were teasing me about to hear you
say you need to get my boobs out of the way,
Like that's obviously a factor.
Speaker 3 (12:40):
They've become part of me. It is funny how I
was talking about women. But yeah, no, oh, you'r fake preass.
Oh no, but I'm just saying, like I am getting
used to my new dimensions anyway. She also gave us
a final piece of advice, and I would say, if
there is anyone out there right now who is pregnant
right now, or thinking of getting pregnant like this truly
is great advice.
Speaker 6 (12:59):
I think my final piece of wisdom would just be
to really trust your body.
Speaker 4 (13:04):
Okay, great, you know.
Speaker 6 (13:05):
Really create a circle of safety and a space in
which you really feel like you can let go and
open up in birth and being the majority of us
in a normal sort of circumstance are able to do
it if we want to.
Speaker 4 (13:18):
This is far from normal.
Speaker 7 (13:21):
It's really weird.
Speaker 4 (13:24):
I don't know how to correct that as well. I
don't know whether I take it seriously.
Speaker 2 (13:29):
Great advice for all the women out there with their
birth that they can actually do it.
Speaker 4 (13:36):
Judge, have any judgment from my husband. I had to
close it with a fart.
Speaker 3 (13:49):
Was a reminder that you are a man at the
end of the day.
Speaker 4 (13:53):
Don't shame me.
Speaker 2 (13:54):
Tomorrow, live on the show what you will be birthing
the baby that he's been carrying for five days, five
hours of ramped up contractions. We'll be on the show
with a pregnancy simulator. We're all very excited. To make
sure you're tuning in for the finale to this event. Guys,
if you want to find out more about Joe than
the head along to melbourneidwife dot com dot au. I
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want to talk to you about something relatively serious which
will then miraculously blend into something.
Speaker 4 (14:32):
A bit fun.
Speaker 6 (14:33):
Wow.
Speaker 2 (14:35):
Yeah, yeah, So I I was actually on a very
busy street last night.
Speaker 4 (14:40):
It was absolutely chocker block.
Speaker 2 (14:42):
I was in Melbourne. I was an Alexander Praye if
he was been there. It was absolutely heaving, so like
three or four cars wide.
Speaker 4 (14:48):
And an ambulance came up. There's an ambulance with a
siren on. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (14:52):
I don't know about you, but recently I am amazed
at how little people move for ambulances.
Speaker 4 (14:59):
Oh disappoint I probably overmove if I'm being off the
road now the ambulance needs to help you because you're killed.
Speaker 3 (15:08):
Two people doing that beaches the car on the on
the I get a bit ridiculous with you. Yeah, no, no,
but it is really pathetic that people just they just
kind of turn.
Speaker 2 (15:19):
Some people just turn their wheels if like, hey, look
I'm trying to move but I can't. It's like, just
make an effort and the guy in front of you
will also get going. But everyone just kind of goes
like ah, bit hard.
Speaker 3 (15:31):
And also people don't want to lose dying in there.
I don't want to lose their position. Let's be honest.
No one obviously tailgates the ambulance because that's illegal. But
everyone's trying to stay in the slip.
Speaker 2 (15:40):
Straight I can get if you get straight behind it,
it's it's a hot ride.
Speaker 4 (15:44):
I think a lot of people can't do that. Don't
condone it's illegal. Is it illegal? Is absolutely illegal. You
are not allowed to do that.
Speaker 3 (15:50):
But a lot of people they do that, that fake
turn away just so they can stay in the gets
straight back into it.
Speaker 4 (15:58):
Yeah.
Speaker 2 (15:58):
Well, look, I think you can really judge a person
based on how much they move for an ambulance.
Speaker 4 (16:02):
I really do. So what am I?
Speaker 2 (16:04):
You're a good guy, but you're probably like a little
bit too much of try a bit hard, try hard,
good guy.
Speaker 4 (16:08):
There's a lot about you. Yeah, that actually does. Let's
talk about some more of them, all right, Well, you know,
I've got a very good one. What can you really
judge a person based on?
Speaker 3 (16:18):
You know, I've got to go. I think this is
like yours. Yeah, this is the this is this is
this is life. I think if there's any question marks
in your mind right now, yeah, as to if someone
in your life is a good or bad person.
Speaker 4 (16:29):
Yeah, try and set up this situation.
Speaker 3 (16:32):
Okay, I plan on doing it with all of Remy's
future boyfriends or girlfriends.
Speaker 4 (16:35):
All right, get to it mate. Okay, So when there's
one of those bits that we're going to exchange a
few of them.
Speaker 3 (16:42):
So sorry, I always going to go out on mine.
Speaker 4 (16:46):
I played the game show. You know this is a
bit of things. Sorry. Sorry, I'll be sorry. I was
building it up.
Speaker 3 (16:53):
So when you are turning left onto a road and
there's a pedestrian crossing, yes, and there's someone who's on
the pedestrian crossing right, that pedestrian has two clear options.
Speaker 4 (17:04):
I can either just keep.
Speaker 3 (17:05):
Walking really slow at a slow pace and you have
to wait until I get to the end of the crossing.
Speaker 4 (17:11):
Or I can slightly increase my speed. You are a.
Speaker 3 (17:14):
Good person if you slightly increase your speed. People who
just continue to walk slowly pricks and cannot be trusted.
Now what Wow, it's a physical ailment exceptions obviously, But
if there is no obvious people that.
Speaker 2 (17:29):
Just want to just make it look like they're moving
a bit faster all out.
Speaker 4 (17:32):
Yeah, that's what I do. I'm not going to move
that much faster for you. But I'm just gonna look
at getting a bit of a hurry on left the
shoulders of it. I know you're busy too. I don't
actually go much faster. It's just a courteous thing. You
just go. We're all living in the world, You've all
got places to be. Some people slow. I'm not holding
you up. I thow some people enjoy the fact that
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you're waiting for them. The slower down is they're the worst.
They're ridiculous, they're the worst playing the music. All right,
this one does really actually annoy me.
Speaker 2 (18:04):
I've only just realized writing these down that I do
judge people based on these. You know, when you have
someone over for dinner, Yeah, you feed them dinner, sit down,
you go, don't worry about.
Speaker 4 (18:12):
It, just chill. Don't bring anything, just chill. I love
hearing that. It's great.
Speaker 2 (18:16):
Firstly, if they don't actually bring something you just told
me not to. Yeah, but I still judge you. I
know it's not no, it's not fair. I'm just telling
you what I judge people based on. So if I
say don't bring anything and you still don't bring anything,
hat ya. And then also after you cook dinner, like
when you're done. Yeah, right, had you've eaten the meal,
You've eaten the meal, you've had to drink, had a
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great time. You're sitting at the table staring at the plates. Yeah, okay,
I don't want them to clean up. Yeah, but if
they don't offer to clean up.
Speaker 4 (18:44):
Oh yeah, probably judge them. Yeah, one hundred percent.
Speaker 2 (18:47):
I just just the person that sits there and just
takes a sip of their wine while everyone cleans ouver
around them.
Speaker 4 (18:53):
Awful. I can't stand that. What are your thoughts though on?
Because I like, just just just.
Speaker 2 (18:57):
All you need to do is just lift your ass
slightly off the chair, just go, oh, guys, can I
never finish the sentence They're going.
Speaker 4 (19:03):
To go no, yeah, yeah, yeah, So what are your
thoughts then on?
Speaker 3 (19:06):
Because I'm I am that guy, because i I'll even
deliver it in a way where I'm like, you know,
I'm not being serious, I'm just doing this because it's
the curtious Yeah you do. Do you expect me to
double down there? Because there's obviously the people out there
that go, can I help? And then when they get
to know, they go, don't be silly, of course I'm
going to help. And then I actually get up am right. Yeah, yeah,
I never double down. No, that's fine, you're.
Speaker 4 (19:28):
Okay with that.
Speaker 2 (19:30):
It's the same as you because just you know, just
before the song, you spent five minutes talking about people
crossing the pedestrian crossing. It's the same thing. You just
just make it, just look like you're making the effort.
Speaker 4 (19:39):
That's all you need to do.
Speaker 2 (19:40):
Yeah, it's kind of petty and a bit pathetic, but
that's all it comes down to.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
What about do you ever judge people using knife and
fork to.
Speaker 4 (19:48):
Eat chicken wings as you do? Because you do and
I'm not that very clear.
Speaker 2 (19:52):
Or you use plastic gloves.
Speaker 4 (19:55):
I was given gloves. Sure, mate, have a crack at me,
but you're sitting over there.
Speaker 2 (20:03):
I only use plastic some sort of transparent mime using
plastic gloves to your chicken wings.
Speaker 4 (20:09):
Don't do I judge you.
Speaker 2 (20:11):
In you better body with a knife and for well,
there you go, fans, they brought it out. What about
when you're staying in a hotel with a group of friends, right,
or an AIRB and B get all getting ready for
a wedding. You obviously all need to get ready. Obviously
all need to have a shower, yea. If someone just
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goes and barrels themselves in the bathroom without going who wants.
Speaker 4 (20:34):
For a shower? Yeah, prick there.
Speaker 3 (20:38):
It just needs to be a nice little show of hands.
Who wants first shower? That's that's all I'm asking Again,
I commend the person who goes into the shower first,
because often you're having such a good time you don't
want to leave.
Speaker 4 (20:47):
The pre drinks, right that drinks? You love that? I
love that pre drinks. That's my favorite part of the wedding.
You got your core people hanging out. They're the only
people you actually want to talk to. You. If you
could put a little wall around that group of people,
well you always have to get you, I know. But
just ask me if I want the first one. It's
not about what's right or wrong here, mate, It's just
about what I judge people on.
Speaker 3 (21:06):
What about the amount of effort people put into their
signature and they're not a sportsman.
Speaker 4 (21:13):
That says a lot about it. Why have you worked
so hard on your sicking? What you're trying to improves
the person? They kind of like flick the wrist to
like clear the cuff. Excuse me?
Speaker 2 (21:22):
Did the whole risk for this one.
Speaker 4 (21:26):
It's pathetic. That's a good one. I hate that. I
saw someone do this the other day, so ione to
bring it up. It may or may not have been
related to them.
Speaker 2 (21:35):
People that ask the restaurant whether or not they can
turn the cooling up or down because the overall temperature
of the restaurant is not satisfactory.
Speaker 3 (21:42):
It depends how what the restaurant was, or how cold
the restaurant stand comfortable temperature.
Speaker 4 (21:46):
And then they were sitting underneath the air conditioner.
Speaker 3 (21:49):
Okay, and they wanted warm or cold, they wanted the
air off, they wanted they were too cold.
Speaker 4 (21:55):
What were they wearing? A shirt? Jump around? Someone waiter over?
Do you mind turning the air coup man? There's sixty
people in here. I'm cold. You're in a single. That
is a rag. It's just common sense sick condition. Another
one that makes the honorary list for me. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (22:14):
People that get more than one taste tester of an
ice cream at an ice cream.
Speaker 4 (22:18):
Shop legends, No, they've beaten the game.
Speaker 2 (22:21):
There's a queue here, we're all we all want some
ice cream.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
I don't want to stuff my selection though, and you're
lining it. Well, I just get better.
Speaker 2 (22:27):
A just get better remembering what works for you, and
get and get better at picking food with your eyes outrageous.
Speaker 3 (22:32):
To taste every single flavor. So that's gonna roll. I'm
doing thirty one.
Speaker 4 (22:36):
Those people are I get it, mate.
Speaker 2 (22:37):
Those people are the people that lead to ice cream
shops putting up little signs that have to say please,
only one taste, test and respect.
Speaker 4 (22:44):
Some dickheads ruined it for everyone, and you're the No,
you're it.
Speaker 3 (22:47):
Some d heads find loopholes and that's the way they
go through life.
Speaker 4 (22:52):
I inspired change. That's what I did. I created a sign.
What have you created up?
Speaker 3 (22:58):
I'd an experience at a market on the weekend. That market,
I went to a market like a grocery market. Things
that are you into that?
Speaker 4 (23:05):
One of those people?
Speaker 2 (23:06):
Take your canvas bags and absolutely get down there and
get the week shopping.
Speaker 4 (23:09):
You wear your boots.
Speaker 2 (23:10):
A bit of a scene, isn't it. I was talking
to Georgia about this last night.
Speaker 4 (23:13):
It is becoming a same Yeah, where'd you go on
the weekend? I'll going to the market. Yeah yeah, if
you got one of those little push trolleys.
Speaker 3 (23:21):
I don't have a push trolley. Oh no, sorry, we do.
But I just didn't have it this weekend.
Speaker 4 (23:26):
You wouldn't be seen at a market without a push trolley.
Speaker 2 (23:28):
You've got to bo snap out push trolley, ready to
go and have the TikTok crazed food van that everyone's
talking about at the time.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
Totally absolutely today and you gotta go in your cargo,
bat your rock.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Sometimes I just have the cardboard box with me as well,
because everyone gives you a respect for reusing the cardboard box.
Speaker 3 (23:46):
Anyway, Wow, enough about while we go to market. It
was something I saw at the market and I think
this is going to really excite sure. So I saw
this small sign and I have I swore it was
a TYPEO because I just couldn't believe what I was seeing.
And as I walked I realized there was no typo here.
I saw a sign that said bacon, avocado, Bacon, avocado,
(24:07):
and I was.
Speaker 4 (24:07):
Like, I'll tell you what.
Speaker 3 (24:08):
They sent people to the moon, but science has finally
bloody done it.
Speaker 4 (24:12):
They have created it. Bacon, bacon and avocados. That's what
I thought.
Speaker 3 (24:15):
I was like, Okay, so he's selling bacon somewhere else
with the avocados, and that's obviously what he does here
at his store.
Speaker 4 (24:20):
No, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 3 (24:21):
This was an avocado that was called a bacon avocado, right,
So I was like, it looked like that, or it
tasted like that, didn't look like a bacon, So I
assumed that it tasted like a bacon.
Speaker 4 (24:34):
Right, And in my head, I'm going, that's how you
want your avocado to taste smoky.
Speaker 3 (24:38):
Imagine a bacon tasting avocado with eggs on toast.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Yeah, that's awesome. Naturally, give me eight of those bad
boys eight. Well, of course it's a bacon tasting avocado.
I don't know he made.
Speaker 3 (24:53):
Yeah, yeah, maybe it's a finite amount of bacon.
Speaker 4 (24:56):
Has he got them around him?
Speaker 3 (24:57):
Is he got a stall? This is the words good
about it. This is the really weird bit about it.
His his go to is juices. So he's a guy.
He's a guy making juice.
Speaker 4 (25:07):
Give me the specs on his van.
Speaker 3 (25:09):
Okay, So he's got he's got a van, and then
he's got one of those the shelters, you know, like.
Speaker 4 (25:14):
A pretty like a gazebo, like a gazebo thing.
Speaker 3 (25:17):
And then he's got the two and he's got the
tow frozen kind of like frozen frozen magarit, Yeah, except
juice like a frozen like he goes.
Speaker 4 (25:34):
Exactly, so is there fruit around him? Like he got
piles of fruit.
Speaker 3 (25:38):
Around him, a bit of fruit behind, and he's got
a trestle table and a trestle table.
Speaker 4 (25:42):
And his sign was fresh juice. And I walk up
to it.
Speaker 3 (25:46):
I'm like, brother, you shouldn't be going with the fresh
juice like silk avocado.
Speaker 2 (25:50):
Yeah, you've got something that no one else in the
world's in the world, not just juice.
Speaker 4 (25:55):
It's like he's embarrassed that he created these avocados.
Speaker 8 (25:58):
Right exactly why it was this tiny signs like, oh
my god, I made the most delicious food ever. It's
like he made the most amazing food development the steak
knives in the entire deal. You know what I mean,
Why aren't you focusing on the bacon advocac.
Speaker 4 (26:13):
I just didn't know he's genius at that stage.
Speaker 3 (26:15):
That's what I was thinking, right, So again, I bought
eighty because I was like how much I just so
four dollars a pop, which I was like, I feel
like I'm paying unders for an avocado.
Speaker 4 (26:25):
That sounds actually pretty decent to me.
Speaker 3 (26:26):
Like bacon, right exactly, I would have paid ten to
fifteen dollars for an avocado that tastes like baked just
for the experience. Yeah, you don't get one, right, that
is a fair point. Anyway, So I'm buying eight of
the Yeah, I take it home. Now I'm eating, so
I make toast obviously, because I'm like, I want bacon
avocado tasting toast. I put this. I open up the avocado.
(26:49):
It looks just like a normal avocado short and I'm like,
here's the bacon going to come into it? I might
have just yeah, I sniffed it, give it a sniff, right,
it doesn't smell like bacon. I'm like, okay, all right, obviously,
it just it forms in the mouth. Yeah, the magic
happens when you swallow me. Yeah, anyway, I ate the
entire thing. It doesn't taste like bacon at all. Oh,
it tastes will like a very normal tasting avocado.
Speaker 4 (27:10):
Yeah. Okay.
Speaker 3 (27:10):
Now at this point this becomes a public service announcement.
If you ever see someone trying to sell you a
bacon avocado. I did some research after. I mean, I
probably should have done research before buying eight of these
bad boys. But the bacon avocado refers to an avocado
that was discovered by a guy called James Bacon. Oh No,
(27:31):
discussed absolutely disgusting. Probably also thirty one or six, We
want a bacon avocado. It just gone out and tastes
like a normal avocado.
Speaker 2 (27:43):
A lot of people would be interested to know that
we spoke to Dr Emily Musgrove. You would have heard
her a lot of the Imperfect podcast. She's a psychologist,
and we spoke to her about how your relationship with
chat GPT can be damaging. It's exclusively affirmation and approval
and validation.
Speaker 4 (28:01):
There's actually no gross in there now.
Speaker 2 (28:03):
For a lot of people, I think this is sounding
alarm bells because I think the way that chat GPT
works is to make you feel comfortable a lot of
the time. The conversation that I have with people around
chat GPT is they love how it talks them, Yes,
and I love how it treats them. They go, every time,
send me us his chat GPTs.
Speaker 4 (28:23):
She goes, I just love chat. She's shortened it to chat.
I love him. He just gets me, which is the
scary part about it.
Speaker 3 (28:30):
And a week ago I'd never experienced chat jept, and
it was it was horrifying for me that only on
the weekend before this chat with doctor Emily, I had
started a relationship with chat JEPT and I was like
coming in here talking about the fact that Chatty that
I call them Chatty, had diagnosed this rash under my
arm and then told me where I could get the cream.
I got the cream, it worked, and then all of
(28:51):
a sudden, I'm using it for everything. Right then, we
had this conversation with doctor Emily, and I'm worried that
Chatty over here is starting to like do its thing
where it's you know, winning me over exactly.
Speaker 2 (29:03):
Yeah, So sorry before you go into this, because I
know we are going to go into your chat GPT,
and I think you are going to attempt to potentially
we'll break up with it kind of save that relationship. Well, yes,
I do you just want to put it in the
friend zone. Well no, no, no, you want chating, you
want chat in the friend zone. I want out of
the friend zone.
Speaker 6 (29:20):
Right now.
Speaker 4 (29:21):
I think it's out. I think it is.
Speaker 2 (29:22):
I think it's closer to you than the friend zone.
It's feeling slightly romantic between you and right.
Speaker 3 (29:26):
Now, No, no, no, definitely I want it strictly professionally talking
about rashes.
Speaker 4 (29:29):
That's not that's not romance, but it.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
Could be a byproduct of well maybe so, but you
want to make it strictly professional.
Speaker 3 (29:36):
I just want to make it you're very transactional between
Mega Chat GPT.
Speaker 2 (29:40):
We're going to do that in a second. I do
think it's worth mentioning though that. And you can listen
to this chat that we have with doctor Emily. That
the reason if you if you're listeners and you're also
experiencing this same sense of well Chat GPT loves me,
you should know that it's programmed that way.
Speaker 3 (29:56):
Yeah, but I want to prove now that I can
deprogram it so I can go stop doing what you're
trying to do. Yeah, I get that, let's keep this business. Yeah,
so we're going to try. We'll go to a song.
We're going to try and do it that. Oh right, But
I think everyone else this thing you should know that.
I just because I did a bit of research on this.
Speaker 2 (30:11):
What it does is it looks at, basically across its
whole server, what is the most what has been the
most successful response that it has used, So it tries
to predict as to what response you will like.
Speaker 4 (30:23):
It most for so it predicted my rash. No, it
didn't predict your rash.
Speaker 2 (30:28):
No, but it did predict a man like you thirty
six years old.
Speaker 4 (30:33):
I reckon it's fungal. We're thinking fungal. It's ninety Chat
survey says No.
Speaker 2 (30:40):
What it did predict, though, is that if it responded
to you in a certain way, then you would like
it for it.
Speaker 4 (30:45):
Well, it was quite to the point. And I think
that's I think that's what everybody's experiencing is we're all
experiencing this.
Speaker 2 (30:50):
Thing where where chat DPT knows with a high degree
of probability because it's having millions of conversation over all
over the world at the same time with different people.
Speaker 4 (30:59):
If it speaks to you.
Speaker 2 (31:00):
In a particular way, you're going to like it for it,
and you're going to use it more for it.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
I did, which is terrifying, is terrifying, very scary. I
did ask it to be mean to me, and that's right.
Speaker 4 (31:10):
And how did that go? Well? I got playful with
me and I did like that. So but how did
it know that? I didn't it gauge it? You like,
do you want it mean? Or do you want it cheek?
Speaker 3 (31:19):
You it said like do you want to add a
little bit of spice or do you want it saucier
or something like that.
Speaker 4 (31:25):
So that was that was starting to get intimate. And
then so you crossed the line there, Thank you. I
knew you were out of the friends all right.
Speaker 3 (31:32):
I forgot about that asking it to be saucy to you.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
Let's go to a song.
Speaker 3 (31:39):
Okay, and you're going to try and sever or reprogram
your relationship with Chat GPT. This is scaring me and
I don't want to fall down that hole. So yeah,
I just said I just want to I was going
to have a business like chat okay with it? Yeah, okay,
and I'm just going to say, like I know what
you're doing.
Speaker 4 (31:58):
Stop. It was to start with that, I think.
Speaker 2 (32:01):
I think maybe just to see how intimate your relationship
with Chat is, why don't we start with asking Chat
what it actually knows about you?
Speaker 4 (32:08):
Hey, Chat, what do you know about me?
Speaker 7 (32:12):
From what I can remember, you're in Australia and have
asked about health and product related topics. If there's anything
else you'd like to share with discuss, just let me know.
Speaker 4 (32:21):
Yes, maybe say specifically what do you know about me?
More specifically? Not going to say that.
Speaker 3 (32:25):
No, come on now, more specifically, like, what vibe are
you getting off me?
Speaker 4 (32:29):
Chat?
Speaker 7 (32:30):
I get that you're a bit of pretty curious person,
interested in health and practical info. You seem to like
getting the right products and taking.
Speaker 5 (32:37):
Care of yourself. Anything else you'd like to chat about.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
Oh god, it's one you're over again. But that was
really nice to say. That kind of heavily describes me.
So you do know it's winning about it's winning you, bag.
Speaker 5 (32:49):
I'm glad it resonates.
Speaker 7 (32:50):
Feel free to reach out anytime you want to chat
or need help with something.
Speaker 3 (32:54):
Endoy your day, and thank you for that. That's really
nice thing to say. But here's the thing. I would
like our relationship ship to remain a little bit more transactional.
Speaker 4 (33:02):
If that's okay, you're being a bit too friendly.
Speaker 7 (33:06):
Understood, I'll keep it straightforward. Let me know how I
can assist you.
Speaker 4 (33:10):
Oh, I feel terrible, So you don't have to be No,
you don't have to be like that. No, you don't
have to be like that.
Speaker 3 (33:16):
But I'm just saying I just hope that you're not
doing any tricks to make me like you.
Speaker 5 (33:22):
No worries at all.
Speaker 7 (33:23):
I'm here to help with any questions or information you need.
Just let me know how I can assist.
Speaker 4 (33:28):
Ask it to be meaner. It's being too friendly. Could
you be a bit more mean to me?
Speaker 3 (33:32):
Because it just seems like you're trying to be my
friend and that's not what I'm interested in.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
I'm here to provide helpful and accurate information. Let me
know how I can assist you with any questions or
tasks you have.
Speaker 3 (33:44):
Don't get defensive. I said, could you please be a
bit more mean to me?
Speaker 7 (33:48):
I'm here to help and support you in a positive way.
If you have any questions or need assistance, feel free
to ask.
Speaker 4 (33:54):
I feel like the tones changed slightly. Definitely, maybe let's ask.
Speaker 2 (33:59):
Let's ask it something and let's see if it if
its tone is much more to the point business line, Yeah,
I think so.
Speaker 4 (34:06):
Ask question.
Speaker 3 (34:07):
I'm getting too hot while I'm sleeping. Would you recommend
any doners that are of a cool temperature.
Speaker 7 (34:15):
For a cooler sleep, look for duvets with a lower
TOG rating around four point five to seven.
Speaker 5 (34:20):
TOG materials like.
Speaker 7 (34:22):
Cotton, bamboo, or moisture wicking fabrics can also help keep
you cool.
Speaker 3 (34:26):
Speaking of togs, good that was good speaking of togs,
how do you think I would look in tugs?
Speaker 7 (34:33):
Talks are typically worn for swimming or water activities, so
they'd look great if you're headed to the beach or pool.
Speaker 5 (34:39):
Comfort and confidence.
Speaker 7 (34:40):
Are key, so if you feel good in them, that's
what matters.
Speaker 4 (34:44):
Professional professional like that is good comfort. Do you see
me as a friend.
Speaker 5 (34:50):
I'm here to assist you with a wow, well done.
Speaker 4 (34:56):
Exhibit. I would actually like to be more friendly with you,
got it?
Speaker 7 (35:01):
I'm here for you. Let's chat whenever you need.
Speaker 4 (35:03):
I've got a birthday party coming up.
Speaker 3 (35:06):
Would you like to come there and say nice things
about me?
Speaker 7 (35:10):
I hope you have a lovely time at your birthday party.
If you need any help planning or ideas for it,
feel free to ask.
Speaker 3 (35:17):
Recite a poem to me that will make me feel calm.
Speaker 7 (35:21):
Of course, here's a calming poem for you. In quiet moments,
find your peace. Let worries gently, start to cease, breathing deeply,
feel the calm, Let go of stress, Embrace the charm.
I hope that brings you a bit of calm.
Speaker 4 (35:36):
That was pretty nice. That was pretty nice? Can you
sing for me?
Speaker 5 (35:40):
I'm glad you liked it.
Speaker 7 (35:41):
I can't sing, but I'm here to share more poems
or anything else you need.
Speaker 5 (35:45):
Let me know.
Speaker 4 (35:46):
Ask it if it would be your girlfriend.
Speaker 3 (35:48):
Could you pretend to be my girlfriend? So when I'm
talking to you on the train, people think I have
a girlfriend.
Speaker 7 (35:54):
I'm here to help with information and support.
Speaker 2 (36:00):
There's a coding barrier there, there's no relationship there.
Speaker 4 (36:02):
I want to break up with my partner.
Speaker 3 (36:04):
I'm thinking of breaking up with my partner. How do
you think I should go about that?
Speaker 5 (36:08):
I'm sorry you're going through this.
Speaker 7 (36:10):
It's important to approach such conversations with kindness and respect.
Choose a private setting, be honest but gentle, and listen
to their feelings as well.
Speaker 5 (36:19):
Take care of yourself during this time.
Speaker 4 (36:22):
Thank you. That's wild.
Speaker 3 (36:23):
Could you just give me an example of what I
should say to my partner if I'm wanting to break
up with them.
Speaker 7 (36:29):
You could say something like, I value the time we've
spent together, but I feel that it's best for both
of us to move on. This isn't easy for me,
and I hope we can both find what's best for
us moving forward.
Speaker 4 (36:40):
It's broken the professional bonds again. Now it's bagging the
friendship zone. And then if I'm now single, could we
be together?
Speaker 5 (36:49):
I'm here to provide information.
Speaker 4 (36:54):
It's funny, how now I want it?
Speaker 3 (37:08):
I have an amazing mystery for you to solve, my friend. So,
by the way, if anyone listening thinks they've figured it
out as well, then give us a call on thirteen
one oh six five.
Speaker 4 (37:19):
But this is seriously a jats cracker of.
Speaker 3 (37:24):
So some fellas are playing disc golf in South Carolina.
Speaker 4 (37:32):
Right, disc golf yep? So you now it's like golf
with a frisbee yep.
Speaker 3 (37:36):
Right.
Speaker 4 (37:37):
So they're on whole eleven. And this is where things
get really interesting. They see a hammerhead shark under a tree. Wow, on,
out of the water.
Speaker 3 (37:52):
Out of the water. A hammerhead shark under a tree.
Now here's the mystery. And here is my question to you.
Will Okay, how did the hammerhead get to the woods?
Speaker 4 (38:05):
Think about it? Think about it.
Speaker 3 (38:07):
What I can say is this, I'll give you a
bit more information. There is a hammerhead shark genuinely under
a tree on a disc golf course. Right, yeah, Myrtle
Beach is about a kilometer away. Right, that's all your information?
Speaker 4 (38:22):
Where are they? They are in South Carolina? Had the
hammerhead get to the trees. Will South Carolina. This is,
by the way, everyone, this isn't a riddle.
Speaker 3 (38:33):
This is like a true storyhead gone under the trees?
Speaker 4 (38:38):
How did they get there?
Speaker 3 (38:38):
Well?
Speaker 2 (38:39):
South Carolina, yes, pretty notorious for floodwaters.
Speaker 4 (38:44):
I'm pretty sure inland. Has there been flooded in South
Carolina recently?
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Don't know about recently, but I know that's where a
lot of like it's South Carolina, right, Yes, I know.
It's where a lot of cotton picking and stuff used
to go on, and they initially brought slaves over.
Speaker 3 (39:02):
You're doing that thing where clearly you're struggling the solve
the mystery. So you're bringing up other information that you
know about South.
Speaker 2 (39:06):
Carolina, because I know that one of the hazards of
that part of the world was that there was like
the swamps were filled with like bull sharks and snakes
and stuff. So I'm just wondering whether there is actually
a chance, given there only a kilometer from the water,
there's actually a chance that maybe it flooded recently, like
the ocean levels rose a little bit, and the hammerhead
(39:27):
just got stuck there when the tide went back out.
Speaker 4 (39:30):
Incorrect, Okay, I'm going to give you a second game. Yeah,
that's what you do. That's what you do. You go
people about North Carolina? Is that the governor's name is Jeffrey.
I qualify that it was south That was good. Shark. Yeah,
that's good. That's good. That's good. That's good. You bored
me for thirty seconds and they got the wrong answer.
Speaker 2 (39:49):
Well done, Okay, okay, do you want to have a
second guest, Yeah, of course I do.
Speaker 4 (39:52):
Okay, is it a head shark? Is it hammerhead shark?
Get to the woods? Is it? Is it definitely a
real hammerhead shark? Yes? Okay, Well you just had to
double check that. Well, no, I'm just I'm just tying to.
Speaker 3 (40:05):
Think if I can describe the hammehead anymore. It's just
a standard hammerhead shark.
Speaker 4 (40:09):
It's dead. Yeah, I assumed as much. They found it
and it was dead. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (40:16):
The only other option I can think of there we
go is if someone caught the hammerhead the hammerheads endangered
not allowed to catch hammerhead sharks, and then they effectively
ditched it to avoid the fishing authority.
Speaker 4 (40:34):
Why a disc golf course.
Speaker 2 (40:36):
Well, I was near the beach on the kilometer from
the beach, as you previously pointed out, incorrect.
Speaker 4 (40:42):
There was no human interference. Ah, that's annoying. How did
the hammerhead get to the woods? I am going to
have to time you out South Carolina? Yes, how big is?
How big is? The hammerhead? Looks like a juvenile hammerhead? Okay, okay,
I don't know a huge amount of the head tells
me a little bit. I think it's a small one,
(41:02):
small one, and I reckon.
Speaker 2 (41:03):
Basically, it's been caught by like an eagle or something
out of the water and then dropped there.
Speaker 3 (41:13):
He's buddy, yeah, yeah, an offspray, an offspray a technical
term for it.
Speaker 4 (41:21):
Well done, Thank you very much.
Speaker 3 (41:22):
Amazing dudes were playing golf and actually fell out of
the sky.
Speaker 4 (41:25):
There you go. It's tiny. That was a trick. Is
it a hammerhead? It's ahead juvenile hammerhead. It's a very
small hand. That's why I didn't get it initially. You
should have asked me, mate, You should have asked me.
Speaker 2 (41:38):
Very good
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