May 26, 2025 • 41 mins
- Max (Will’s daughter) had her birthday over the weekend! Does she love Woody now?
- Freddie Mercury has a secret kid, what’s your secret soap opera moment?
- Can Will pick what Taylor Swift had for dinner last night?
- What’s the worst thing to lose?
- Lingo Bingo
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
If you're not across it. My daughter Max, she's three
years old. She hates Whitty. He's grappling with that as
a people plays. That's been pretty disgusting watching him scrap
and beg and sad.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Will it's been really sad. It's been sad.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm embarrassed about it, but it's really affected me and
I've started, as you know, I just dropped money in
her bedroom.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's been it's been impressive. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It was her third birthday on the weekend Max's on Saturday.
Happy birthday to Maxie.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Big day for me and your daughter, of course, but
like huge day for me to like, you know, let
her know that she can trust me and that I
can be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There was a lot of There was a lot of
back and forth as to whether or not you were invited.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
She usually didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Invite you, as is a bit of a well worn
trope with all this. You bribed her, tried to bribe her.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I said I was bringing a present, and as long
as I was bringing a present, then I was.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Allowed to invite it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But look, just before we get to that, just a
note on the third birthday It actually went really well.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We learned a.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Lesson from the first birthday, which I think a lot
of parents can admit is one of the worst days
of their life for some reason. You're trying to do
this thing where you're like, oh, my kids turn one
and you haven't seen them yet. So you invite your
friends and then you try and do like lunch and
booze and friends, and no one's kind of concentrating because
they're trying to look.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
After their kid.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then you you do it at your house because
that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That seems easy.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And I spent a lot of the time vaping in
the bathroom that's where you were at the first I
really struggle, but but this this went really well.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good of us seeing you. It was lovely. I was lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
At a playground was genius. I was going to say
it was actually because we were fenced in so escape
The recipe is keep the kids in a cage, and
it felt there was a great rotation policy going on
where it was like one parent would go into the
playground and I have eyes on and then the rest
of us could chill to adult conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And also because you're in a park, like you're just
not expected to cater all that well, apart from my
mum who rocked up asking for the coffee and cake station.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
At nine thirty in the morning in a Muandom park.
It's a three year old party. What do you mean
coffee and cake stae. She was like, I thought it
might be doing Bloody Mary's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I was like, out of here, So no, honestly, guys,
for everyone else, I'm sure a lot of parents who
have had more than a first birthday have learned this
lesson a number of times. Cage them, yeah, and just
make sure they can't leave yep. And then just you know,
like just confined areas I think in general with kids.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But also space, like a big confined let them if.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You need to put him in a smaller cage.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't think it really matters, but just as long
as they're confined for a little while, it means you,
as an adult can enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You had to catch up. It was really great. I
think there probably.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Only moment for me where I was I don't know
if you remember this, but so she cut the cake,
which was beautiful, and then I just kind of did
that thing where you go, oh, you're.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A kiss the nearest boy.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh, this was an interesting moment, very interesting moment.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And then I kind of had this momenthere I don't know,
this is a radio media sensibility thing, when I was like, well,
drew the jel have to kiss a boy? Jenna's just
a concept at the end of the day for her
generation in particular.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Sure, I think you handled it quite well.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
From memory.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You said, if the knife comes out dirty, you can
choose the nearest person to kiss. You said, I say that,
you said boy, and then went or person you could choose?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You am I being recorded right now? Anyone you can
always if you'd like to a sweetheart, you are always on.
And then yeah, beautifully Freddie, who she pointed out, said
that he that she could kiss him, and yeah, I
was lovely.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
My daughter was angry about that. Really, she's actually quite
keen on Freddie. He's a popular boy.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He's hot stuff. He's hot stuff. So yeah, no, we
ended up.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Having a great time. Don't shre why Freddie mercery, Oh, Freddy, Freddie.
Of course, do me a little while to realize told
me the butting poetic license there. That's all right, man,
Happy Monday.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So after we did all this woods it obviously came
down to the presence. Another another thing that I would
suggest to everyone who is you know, Vergin on a fair,
but it don't open the presence in the place.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh yeah, why'd you do that? Because obviously not me.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But I was like, open the present, because then you're
gonna like me once you see my present. Because I
spent so much money on this my neighbor Totro present,
which was so hard to find. It was a bit
frustrating for me that you were going yep later, Yeah,
and she was fine about it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, she was distracted because the kids there's a playground.
She didn't want to open them, all right, And I
also kind of didn't want the day to be about you.
That's fair enough, so you for everyone who's just listening now,
what he did find out that she was really in
love with this animated character from a niche Japanese genre
called Studio Ghibli. You found a store that sold these exclusively,
(04:46):
very hard to find, and you spent hundreds of dollars
on the present, very rare. Right up next, I'm going
to play you the audio of her unwrapping the present totally,
just to see whether or not she liked her.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
This is my moment. SEM bought some.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Sem bought us some fancy like magnets that like click
together and you build things with them.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
They are cool, they are cool, They're super cool.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Max opened the present and then looked at her and said,
this present is for my mummy and gave it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Back to it after she opened my present, because obviously
she was no, no, no, that was that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Was in the morning. That was in the morning. So
but they are hard to pick three year olds. It's
not gonna know what she's like. I mean, the present
she's been most obsessed with. His benis slinky, which my
brother brought from a two dollar shop. So like so
the slinky beat, well, the slink is in the lead.
But I made sure to film her while she was
opening her present from you great the my neghbor to
Toro themed Prezzy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are you ready to hear it? Absolutely? Okay, all right?
Who is that? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can draw straight away, so if you can't tell
from the audio, I have got her to Touro pencils.
So there are like six pencils with to Toro the
rabbit thing all over the sides of them and try whatever.
And I felt it was pretty touch.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, it was really cool and don't you take that thing?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But it is this beautifully cool actually felt on the front,
cover to front, and then little doodles or illustrations all
through the toro. But she can also do drawings herself,
which is obviously what she was about to do after
the gift.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, I've done it. She liked it, she liked. She
sounds like she likes. She said to like six times.
You couldn't believe it, and she knows that's from me.
Well this is why. So there's a lot of presidents
on the day you've claimed it? An have you claimed
the gift? No?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I haven't claimed it. I promise I haven't claimed it.
And particularly given that you spent three hundred dollars on
notebooks and a pencil.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's incredibly rare.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's like it's like the money made ten of those days.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yes, ever it's it's yeah. Anyway, look, she was pupped.
I think you should know, and you see now not
to go through all.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
The pages because it's like it's almost like ten dollars,
like a collector's item.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But I thought all we should do maybe is caller.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I don't know if I'm ready for that, like, maybe
just give it a bit of time.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You can double check that she's got the notebook from you,
which I think is because you know, she liked it, right,
so she liked to check. And then you can go, hey, look,
just so you know I got you that, Okay, And
then I don't know, maybe you warm her up again
though on this phone call.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay. And then because traditionally she runs away from the
phone and she knows you're there, we can't have that.
So I'll jump in at the Obum you guys hop
like a frog on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Mate, All right, here we go, mate, Hi, Max, I'm
going to I'm going to jump in here because she
loves me. Hey, Max, it's woody. Did you get the
Taturo present? What you did? Do you like the Taturo present?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
And did you use the pencils to draw in the book?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
What did you draw? H of course you drew to
Toro in the Toturo book.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And I had so much fun being a frog with
you on the weekend. Of course, yeah, we were.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We were great frogs.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
And I don't want to force this upon you, but
you'd say we're friends.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Now, wouldn't you.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Wow, that is just unbelievable news, Max, And I also
see you as a friend Max, Yeah, great.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Maxie didn't did mummy? Did mummy say that she was
going to give you something? If you spoke to wouldyky?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yes? Yes? No, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It still means a lot to me, Max, still means
a lot to me. Would you say I'm in your
top five friends?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? You will say yes to anything when there is cake? Nice?
Do you see me as a second father?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah? I love it, I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
A fifty year secret about Freddie Mercury has come out today.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
He has a daughter. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So this has remained secret for forty eight years exactly
apparently octually, not even apparently.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This is confirmed.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Freddie Mercury had a child in nineteen seventy six after
a fling with the wife of a close friend.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Jesus, that's clearly if I'm wrong here, But Freddie Mercury
pretty famously parts from the rough.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Although I think he was putting everywhere for a while there,
if you know what I mean, Like, really I think
he was just from understanding he was doing it all.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And then I think as.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Like as he got older, He's like, no, I'm gay
and and that is my choice.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So this was this was before he came out. Yes, right,
and who was the woman?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So well, so he's one of his best mates, right,
Apparently his mate is away for work and he he
goes over to see his best mates wife and they
go they go for it. There's a quote here saying
that his only child was conceived accidentally with the wife
(10:36):
with the wife of one of his closest friends. Well,
his friend was away on an extended business trip.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And so when did the So did the woman know
that it was Freddie Mercury's baby, so I think yet not? Yes,
and she knew he knew that she'd given birth to
his child.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, because get this, Yeah, Freddy was like had a
relationship with this with his daughter from his daughter's birth right.
So the public didn't know about it, but Freddie very
much knew he had a daughter. And he was even
staying in the same house as his daughter, but he
was just staying in a separate room. His best mate
stayed with his wife who was the mother of Freddy's child,
(11:16):
and they would all just kind.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Of co habitat Wow co live.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Wow, that's a lot. Unbelievable. Wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's just extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
There's so many questions that I'd love to ask Freddie. Oh,
if I could be lovely, if we could, if we
could talk to him.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I think we can reach him, all right, there is
there is Hey, this is incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Here with this right now from the grave, Freddie, do
you feel like you've done anything wrong here? Committed nor
cry so You're not feeling guilty at all.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I've fed my dudes.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Wow, okay, but fair enough.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And if there were other women, you know, looking to
have a Freddie Mercury baby, and you with the sperm doner,
what would you say.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
To that, Just give me a car, easy enough, easy enough, a.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good time, good time.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I'm sure it would be like at the end of
the day, even if he's not necessarily you know your speed.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I think it'd be a good jibe with Freddie Naker.
I'm sure this woman had a good time.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm one hundred percent sure she had a good time
when Freddy's good friend was on holiday. But anyway, I
read this story and I was like, it kind of
feels like something that would be in a soap opera
real life.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So I love this topic. We've done it a few times.
We get some wild stories.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You can remain anonymous, want to make that very clear,
but thirteen one oh sixty five is our number soap
opera moments in real life. Has anything happened in your
life that feels like it belongs in a soap opera?
Because having a child with your best mate's wife, who
(13:00):
is Freddie Mercury right up there is out there, right
up there. We see that in the Bold and Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
We have done it before and it really does garn
Us some great stories.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
I was dating my a teacher.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
That we worked at the same school in Japan.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
We fall like madly in love. We start look in
the apartment, we get a place together, he's moved in.
I'm sitting down next to this lady and she goes,
oh my god, you know my husband.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
He has a photo of you in his office.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
What she pulls up?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
A photo of the.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
God thirteen one sixty five response from the crowd. I
want to make it clear, you can remain anonymous, but
has something happened in your life which belongs in a
soap opera?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Because we were just talking, we were talking about like
there's there's a Scigni Freddy Mercury that hasn't really been
China wasn't shown in the in the biopic that Robbie
Mallet won the Academy Award.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
For, they went there ever so slightly in that life.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
The story is that Sashaba and kind of agreed to
do this Freddie Mercury biopic, and then the band took
a look at the script and they were like, no, no, no,
you can't show that side of him because we're still
touring and we're making money off his music. You're going
to give the band the bad look effectively. So they
threw the script out and then rewrote the Rami Male biopic.
So there is a huge side in the part to
Freddie Mercury that I think the world hasn't hasn't really
(14:20):
seen yet unless you knew him obviously behind closed.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Doors, like sleeping with sleeping with your best mates wife.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I think that'd be for example, and I think that
might be the two of the ice purpose small fry.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You think, Yeah, anyway, this this this story, it's like
a soap opera. So thirteen one O six five the
number soap opera moments in real life. We've got Kylie
here Hi, Kylie. Hi, you had a moment in your
life which kind of belonged to a soap opera.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Yeah, it's very similar to mister Mercury. But I was
sleeping with my cousin's boyfriend. They were together for about Yeah,
not the great one of Gram's great moments of my life,
but look I enjoyed it, well at last, as bad
as that is to say.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And did anything Did the cousin find out about this, Kylie?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah? I, well so it was. It was about a
year later. Actually it started on her birthday.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
A year later.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
A year later. We were going out for her birthday
that night and I went home to have a nap,
and then I sent him a text message when I
was at home, and she saw the message.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
What was the message? Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I didn't live with her, but it was my early teens.
We were very close, and I was just.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What was what was the message?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Well, well, he kissed me before I left, and I
just said something about the kiss in the message, and
my cousin saw.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It, and how's Christmas?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Well, I haven't seen or spoken to her since.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Did you did you?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Did you look up with the guy again after that?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
No communication at all. I spoke with her mother back
and forth here and there. She didn't want anything to
do with me, which is fair, And I think he
just runs through the hills, is himself.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah right, truth.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Look, would have made a good water, made a good soapy,
you know, that's what kind of all about.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
But look, no, yeah, radio apology, Actually that's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The apology means she's telling us she enjoyed it for
a whole year, that it.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Was punctuated from birthday to birthday, from her.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Cousin birthday, and then got found out on the birthday.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That poor woman hates her birthday. Like, what's going to
happen next year? Let's go to Lisa here.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Lisa, you at a moment in your life which belongs
in a soap opera.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I did? Yes, I am about two years ago. I
found a father. She's sisters and a brother.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Hang on, sorry, you found you found a father like
your father?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I found my father. Yeah, two sisters and a brother.
Whoa yeah, yeah, so that was pretty full on. I
was searching for about thirty years for my father, and
then one day on ancestry, this girl popped up and
it said she was my half sister, and from there
I took to her and all of a sudden, I
had another sister and a brother. So now I've got
(17:27):
two sisters and a brother and a father who i'd
never met before.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well why did you What was the reason for your
dad leaving? Lisa?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Oh it was. There's a bit of debate around that,
whether he actually knew I existed or not.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh, it is the So you've got a half sister.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I've got two half sisters and a half brother.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Right, so they're all from different different moms.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yes, so different mum, but saying dad.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
So yeah, so Dad's were okay, he's done the grand tour.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So and you think you found them all?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Well, we're wondering that at the moment. So we're watching
ancestry dot com postdated.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Do you have any comms with your dad, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
In the end, Yeah, so I've met him a few
times now, that's what's he like. He's lovely, He's really lovely. Yeah,
but I have this amazing relationship now with the siblings.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Nice, You've got your siblings.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
So for anyone else that you know feels like their dad,
jump on ancestry dot com, Join the pool.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Just call Lisa.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
I reckon Lisa from.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Let's just Let's just watch talent at its finest, Skill
at its finest I'd almost call this wizardry. Will you
have an ability to somehow figure out what anyone has
ordered at any restaurant effectively? Now it's Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelce this time they've had a date night.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Very exciting and this.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Is pretty weird. This always happens.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
But there's now a news story about what they ordered
because everyone wants to know what they ordered, so well,
this isn't the first time we've done this. When Taylor
Swift was in Australia, I think she was in Sydney
at the time, there was a lot of media attention
over the fact that she aided a particular restaurant. Yep,
I tossed the menu too is a bit of fun
and said, what do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
She ordered?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
And then I just saw the genius go to work
to start.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
They're getting olives, and they're getting for Karta, and I
think for Maine they're going to skip all the SECONDU,
which is the fish and the steak, and I think
they're just going to get a couple of pastas.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, I thought it was a bit of fun, like
I was a bit of a laugh. I then looked
at what they ordered, and you pretty much got everything right.
They got the fakatra and the olives, bye, unbelievable, and
then they got an array of small pasta dishes.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's of that is actually remarkable. That is actually remarkable.
Pick the eyes out of it. Woods. The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate,
hate years now, and the food pickure is going to
pick going with that, Let's figure out if this was
(20:19):
a fluke.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I want I want to figure out if this was
a fluke because they have eaten at a place called Harries,
And I'm gonna be honest, Will.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Harries, It's just called Harries in America. Are there in America?
Like what city? Palm Beach? Okay, they're in Palm Beach. Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
This is a pretty extensive menu. Okay, I am now
handing the menu over.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
What sort of food we're talking just like modern American
sort of vibes.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
There's a bit of seafood on there. Yeah, it looks
like a bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, So there'll be a classics there on there, There'll
be there'll be there'll be a broccolini, there'll.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Be a nice steak, they'll be Jesus Christ is good.
There'll be a collection of.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, there carbohydrates, fries, potatoes, and before I
hand over classic entrees, I imagine there's going to be
some oisters on there.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
My god, you're good. You just know you know these places.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You maybe a crudo of some sort, I'd say scallops even. Okay,
just stop mentioning what's on the menu, alright, and I
know what's on the menu, mate, This is my absolute superpower.
What you need to know is that they ordered seven
things off this menu, and they also ordered a cocktail each.
Now for mine, it's only going for double points if
you go for the cockies as well. But this will
(21:31):
truly be extraordinary if you nail the cocktail.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I'm can I hand you the menu right now.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
That is the menu for the food and the menu
for the cockies. The cocktails there they had, now the
entrees seven, Okay, hang.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
On to America. There's a crab cake on there, and start.
I'm gonna be honest, this is not my bag. Ordinarily,
this is this is y.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
And then now we are going to go to a
song while you analyze the menu because no one wants
to hear you just go through menu items.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
He's a footballer. Is he still play? Is he still playing?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Bit of speculation of whether he will retire, but yes,
he is still playing.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
We learned last time T was on a huge etter.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'm going to give me one before the song. You
want to hold off.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They're getting a stake. They're getting to argue. They've got
a steak menu here, they're going to get argue.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
He's got one, he's got I haven't even looked at
the cocos. I haven't had time.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
You don't have to go for the cocos. That's just
for the double points.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
But before the song, almost like a throwaway, obvious comment,
you said, they're obviously having the steak, they'd be going
the Wagu philet mignon.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And yes they did get the Wagu phile mignon. So
you've got one, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Get that's easy can and and the fact that you've
already approved my phile mignon.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
The pretty much that that has type cast them.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Exactly how I expected them to be type cast, which
is ridge flogs and.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
And one of them you gotta remember.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You got to remember also that her partner's Travis Kelsey,
is a meathead as well, so he's like a big
NFL player, right, So they're going to eat a lot. Ye,
you've kindly wiped off the appetisers for me, which was
nice because but even then, I'm looking at it going
because I did a little bit of research on Taylor
Swift earlier when I knew she's from Tennessee. Right now,
(23:19):
Tennessee not famous for their seafood, Okay, so I can't
see and I'm pretty sure I did this last time
we spoke about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
She's not going to be any any raw fish. She's
not even going to be any fish by itself. But
keep in mind, she is a rich flog, so always
comes back to them. And I knew that, and then
we knew that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We knew that she liked pasta from last time they spoke.
All right, so rich flog into pasta. If you're a
rich flog and you're into pasta, what are you going
to have? I don't know, this isn't I'll tell you
what you're gonna have, mate. You're gonna have a lobster
rosotto mo an one that's forty five. That's forty five
US dollars for a pasta. And she gets to say,
I'll tell you what, I'll have it. And that's why
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I chose to argue, because ninety two US dollars for
a wigu phill ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
You've got two, you've got two out of seven. Now
let's remember Woods, What did I call him a meathead? Yes,
he's a meathead, right, he's a meathead. He's a big
book book boy. So he's out there going, gee whiz,
I'm going to have something. And keep in mind there American,
they're hardcore American.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
What have you got there? Under the entrees? We've got
a lamb curry. They're not having that, chicken broccoli, they're
not having that?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Of them?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
What's underneath that? Woods? You tell me, I'm not telling you. No,
tell me what's underneath that?
Speaker 7 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Tell me what's the third item under andres on the
right there?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Lamb curry, chicken broccoli, dry aged burger, getting the dry
age burger, twenty eight US dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Unbelievable. A mark it down? Markets got three? You've got
three market down. Now these are the easy ones. I'm
going to say It's going to get harder for me
after this. But there, this is unbelievable. This is a
TV show.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Okay, this is where it gets tricky. They're obviously having
a salad. They're obviously having a salad. Salad's tough for me.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I'm team did to go the Iceberg wedge with the
bacon and blue cheese. I'm tempted. I'm tempted. I don't
know what's in the Harry's salad with the Dijon vinaigrette, though,
and I feel like that, I.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Feel like that might be a little bit too fancy
for them. So I'm going to go for the Iceberg
wedge bacon, blue cheese salad.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
If I had to, you have another one. This is unbelievable.
He's got four out of seven. He's got four out
of seven.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So they've got their salad. They've got a steak, They've
got a lobster rosotto. I've got a dry age burger.
Now at this point, at this point, I'm probably thinking
to myself, gee whiz, I've had enough to eat.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I've probably had enough to eat. But he's a big
boof boof mead. Heead he plays the NFL.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
So she's had enough here at this point, Taylor's got
her lobster rosotto, She's got to.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Flash the black Amex. She's happy.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
But you think Kelsey is still Goinglsey's still the big chrapstof, so.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
He's gonna get some carbs. So this is where it
got difficult for me, woulds Because we've got the French
cut fries, We've got the hash brown potatoes. I mean,
the big fellow could have even gone two or three here,
but I'm also working with numbers because I've got four right,
so it's only three dishes left, so he's probably only
getting it at one potato. He's not getting a Poland
of fries. He's definitely not getting the tempora onion rings.
Far too fancy for the big buffuff man. But I'll
tell you what he could be getting as a big
(26:15):
buf puff man. I just looked it up before, with
your permission. A Yukon gold whipped potato comes with extra butter.
It's mashed potato with extra carbohydrates and calories. So I
think out of that he's either getting the French cut
fries or the Yukon gold with potato. I think Taylor's
not having any of it. She's not gonna have any caps.
She's got to keep herself tight for those shows. She's
(26:35):
getting the French. He's getting the Yukon gold with potato
over the French fries, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Isn't he?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Trav So I just want to check here on my
sheet it says potato puree.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's a Yukon Gold with potato at sixteen. At sixteen,
it gets very very hard.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You got two to go. Oh god, okay, thank you.
I told you I'm good at this.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
So I was going to go for another steak there,
but he's probably had. He's got to argue it's he's
he's got eighty ounces of steak already, he's already got
the burger. So they're getting pretty full here. Look, ok
I reckon. Maybe they've got to get some greens. I reckon,
even if it's just for show. I know they've got
the salad there, so they're gonna get the greens again.
Just let's just go through it like logically, Okay, these
(27:26):
guys are Americans. This isn't hard, guys, this is easy.
You can order this at home. They're not getting the spinish,
they're not getting the madeira mushrooms. They're certainly not going
to be getting the roaster of disparagers with blistered tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's outrageous. They're not cultured enough for it. Wards, they're flogs.
They're rich flogs.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So I think the word green bean ammon dean is
going to deter them and plus at rhymes and sound
a bit weird. So I think they're getting the sauteed
garlic broccolini.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I think they are. They are give it to me, Yes,
how many I got? How many of I got left?
You've got one to go?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, cool, I can wipe off the seafood section. Their
landlocked flogs. They're Americans, they're rich Americans. They're not getting
the curry. They're not getting the broccoli. They're not getting
the only thing I can see them getting. They're either
going to get one more God, are they going to
get chips.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
They're gonna get chips. So they're going to get another pasta.
That's where I'm at.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I think that I think the catcher Peppe is too
much for I think it's too fancy for them, just
the name. I think I think they're going to get
a bowl of fries. I think they're gonna get a
French cut fries. I think I think they're gonna get
two calves.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You said that they got the catcher, literally the second
last one, with you wicking, will you?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
They're rich flogs, of course they'd get the catchio pet beer.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
No one touched it.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
They just wanted to say cachio peper.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I just didn't think that Kelsey would be able to
pronounce it.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I think he looked it up, he googled it. He
chat GP's headed on the drive in. He wanted to
look cultured. He got the catchio pepper. Hey mate, not bad?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Six out of seven. Do you want to have a
little crack at those cockies? Just real quick?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Fair enough.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
On this story, cheered Mayu, and then rescued after being
trapped under an arm rest while looking for his AirPod.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'm stuck in a train under a train arm wrest
for ninety minutes. Oh so I'm just.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Trying to imagine the position, So just head head caught
or like I think so, it's probably torso torso between
arm rest and chair.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, No, it's it's stuck between the seat and the
side panel. Oh he must have been pretty deep.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, well you gets deep. He's looking for that AirPod.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He's alow deep at that stage.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
You have to be.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You have to be.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I've never been, but look, I imagine you would.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Surely you've dropped a head like a headphone down the
crack of a chair and the worst thing, Well, this
is what I want to talk about.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You think, you think you've gone as far as you
can go, but you've always got.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, you've got a bit extra. And then you do
worrying your body through. You're doing that finger thing when
you're like feeling around for it. Yeah, is that a
little sucker? Yeah, and you always find something else. You're like, Apple, God,
what are you doing? That's true? Yeah, but it's only
your bed off and could find.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I saw this and I was like, this looks really dumb,
like really really dumb, stuck under an armrest for ninety
minutes because you lost their headphone. But arguably Woods and
I'd love you guys to join this conversation on thirteen
one six five. Losing a singular air pod is the
most annoying thing to lose in the world, and I
(30:42):
don't want a worse thing to lose here, Like I
feel that it's pretty obviously losing a child. You know
that sort of stuff that sucks. I'm talking and i'm
talking nuisance. I'm talking like you know you're going to
get it back, and it's not necessarily a cost thing.
Like sure, AirPods are expensive, but like you.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Know, you could probably buy that situation, though you'd want
to lose both rather than one.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I feel like if you lose both, you can just reset.
I've got to go and buy it.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
But there's a part of you that goes, oh, maybe
I can get away with just one.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Or just That's why he's under the armrest because he
don't get away with one. But he knows that if
I don't get that thing back, I'm buying a full
new set.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I've rolled with one for a for a while, have you. Yeah,
that's a bit of a look these days. Tom was
wrong with that one before. Yeah, if you're in, if
you're a busy guy, you just got the one AirPod in.
I don't know that that's a look. People do that
they're on the phone. There's business. It just says business.
I'm not listening to music here, it's just I'm all chat.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
I was pulling that off for a while. I was
listening to music when I did it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, but this is the thing because for a little
while you'll be able to trick yourself in a thing. Hal,
I can handle this, yeah, and then you just get
to a point where you go, damn it, I'm going
to have to buy another one. And that's really what
quantifies the most annoying thing to lose on thirty one
and six five is it's affordable, it's gettable.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
It's just that in the short term it really sucks.
What about like, let's we all do this.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
You lose that little bit of paper that you've written
down your password on.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I know they say, don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
How are you gonna remember it?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So you just do a keychain thing whatever? So why
are you making it? Because we all write it down
just in case the keychain fails.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Sometimes the key chain will fail, well can sometimes the
keychain save my password from nineteen ninety seven and I'm like,
wrong password, delete that one, So little groom your keychain.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Occasionally have my little agreement. Yeah, just like you got
to cull the keychain of it? How to do that?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
So I literally not mate finds up my little piece
of paper. But when I lose that piece of paper. Again,
it's just inconvenient because I know I.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Can clear top draw of the desk. You don't have
a desk anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I just put my stand up desk on. Michelle's called it. Michelle, Michelle,
what's the most annoying thing to lose in the world?
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Oh, boys are my prescription glasses?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yes, see I'm not a glasses person, but that does
look like it's Michelle. Can you pick up those bad
boys from the Chemist these days? Because I feel like
you've got those Chemist ones that have the different numbers
on the side, so you can just kind of mix
and match.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Yeah, but they're not the same.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
They're the Chemist.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's not the fact that she like.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
She can do that.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
This isn't This is just there's just one step away
from And also it inhibits her to getting around for
the It's just like the short term pain.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's like when you lose your parking ticket.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Oh, I've got to I'm now sting you with that
because they're like, that's the max fee.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
What about that little pin thing that unlocks your iPhone?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I've broken an iPhone because I tried to like that's gone, yes,
and nothing else works. Nothing too thick too thin, snap
something off frustrating? Well, what about just alan keys do
you have? You know how you always have your one
allen Key for that.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Thing, So you lose that way, like nothing else fits
to go to get that super allen key.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah yeah, still so thirty one and six five. I
don't know for you, what is the most annoying thing
to lose? These could be contextual as well, like if
like you know, if you are into riding bikes. I'm
sure losing an allen key sucks man the worst for
a nuisance, like a little bit annoying. So obviously you've
got your car keys, your sunglasses or hot ticket items,
but it might be contextual. I read last week that
(34:31):
the FBI lost their most wanted guy.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh no, and that's tough for them.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
So they had him, they had him in customs, let's
couldn't find him.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Ah, that's a shame. That's a shame. They definitely throw
that one around with do you know what I mean? Yeah,
that is number one on the list. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Hair ties, now you can't relate to that.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I know you can't. Anyone with long hair is aggressively
ques should I have had hair tis?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Obviously I'm putting hair ties in in maxes here my
daughter's hair these days is where.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Do they all go? I know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
If you find out, let me know, because they disappear.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Because we're buying. I'm buying soon. It's coming on with
the bag, like one hundred of these things and you
just can't believe you've got through it and in like
a week. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah, it's like someone there's like a hair tie thief
who's like.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Coming into the house and taking all your hair type.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
But often even though we know how lost they get,
you never you go out and you want you don't
take spare hair ties.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
What are you a psycho?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
So sometimes you're out and then you lose your hair
tie and you just came over. You've gotta be fabio
for the rest of the.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Day, the whole days.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
The new sexy zoo keeper Charmaine's called Charmaine. Welcome to
willim Woody. What's the most annoying thing to lose?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Mate?
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Hey, fellas well, this one probably won't concern you two
too much. But for us girls who have just bought
the most amazing outfit to wear out to a wedding
or something like that, we've got to.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Have the perfect earring.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
And if you drop the back of that earring.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
All the bag years the back of it, The amount
of time I've had on hands and knees looking for
the back of those bloody ears.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah right, so it's so years ago.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
They used to be like a little gold thing or
a silver but now they do these little clear rubber grommedies.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Right, You're impossible to find.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, gromedy little rubbery things.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Well, and there's nothing you can use to replace it, Like,
you can't you can't put a bit of blue tack.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I was about to say, blue ta just too man, Georgia,
can you put can you blue tach your earing?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Can you put blue tack on an earring? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:30):
I've done that lots of times.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Just like roll the blue tag into a little ball
and then it goes through like the straight kind of
prong at the back and it just stays put.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It can get caught in your hair, but it's fine.
That's pretty good, man. Solve that. That that's extreme. It
felt like blue Jack's amazing. Anyway, This isn't This isn't.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
A black This hasn't been a seven minute build up
for an integrated piece of content.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
For blue tack. I promise Kaitlyn. Caitlyn, what is the
most annoying Hello, I'm a nurse, and.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
The most annoying thing to lose is your pens?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, on any job, Caitlin, even if I used to
you know, when people can't to you. I don't know
if you had this, but people can just coage your
hospital and they'd be like, hey, have you got a
pin behind the bar, And I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Look, I've got my mate, but like my pen, give it.
I'm not giving it to you.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I promise I'll bring it back. I'm like, well, you
know you won't six beers deep, and what are you
doing it for? By the way, you want to do
a dick on your mate's face, like get out of here?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Actually that is classic. I will give you the pen.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You can keep the pin.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We've got Janet, who's called here on thirty one six five. Janet,
we're talking what is the most annoying thing to lose?
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
The garage remote? When you've only got one? Called Hobby
his cars parked on the street, so I thought he
wouldn't have it, but he told me to pull the
red handle down and I'll be over open up manually,
but every time I try to keep it up and
start falling down. I couldn't reverse out, so I had
to get like a chair, and then I got a
(38:06):
crate and a broom. Luckily I've only got a little car,
and I just had.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
To hope for the best and I zoomed out really quickly.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And of course have you heard it?
Speaker 8 (38:16):
After all?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Have you had it?
Speaker 8 (38:18):
You didn't even need it?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
So you had to Indiana Jones it out of your
own driveway, Janet, Oh, it was crazy.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
It was crazy, like I just floored it and just
pray for the bear, and then I had to get out,
remove everything down, and then let the garage just fall down.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What do you if you think you use lingo at
your work that no one else loves, understand, then please
give us call thirteen got a brand.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
New go Will and Woodies Lingo lingo.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
So the way this works would get on there, use
the lingo, use whatever lingo you think is just for
your workplace, and no one else will get it. We've
got to try and use that lingo ourselves and then
hopefully guess where you work, bloody oath.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Let's go to ril here Ariel, Hello, Hey, how you guys?
Going really good?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Okay, just crack into your work Lingo there, aril.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Okay, we'll start with the client gave us a PNG
instead of a PDF tool and IRGV not c M OK.
And it's not even deal.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Okay, I reckon you work in I mean, firstly, frustrating,
really frustrating, Like you know, obviously we put the t's
in season, we tell them what format to put the
files in. You know, when they want photos developed, you
know they've got to send them over in.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
A particular office works.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Maybe well I was going to say photo developer, but
office works I think works better. Well, you're definitely in
photo development, I would say, aril.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ah, you're wrong, Well not yet.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
What are you work in, aril I work in a
print company.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Printing you're pretty close, so close and gpdf.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I mean I was right across that A nice little
want thanks to call Ariel. If you're one of those.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Beautiful people that works at office works, I do apologize.
And the rest of the nation that appears to rock up,
hunging over and abuse you guys.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
It's always it's a shocking place to be the line
of office works.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
There are people in bad moods. If you find them,
you would have find the grumpiest line. Maybe this's a
good topic for another day. The grumpiest line in Australia,
I reckon the office works printing line has got to
be up there.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
People will take so long.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, they do, as in you're not talking about the
office works employees.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
You're talking about a good job.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
But like it's it's often one person though, operating.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
But this is because they get to the front of
the line and they go, hey, there, can I get this?
Can I get twenty of these? And they go, have
you send it to us? No, you send it in PDF.
You send it in like it's that emails mate is yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
And then and often if you're at office work, you're
stressed that you've got to hand it.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Is a really tough it's pretty strange. It's yeah, no
one's happy there. I mean, that's a great place. I
was love products
The Will and Woody podcast.
Speaker 2 (00:08):
If you're not across it. My daughter Max, she's three
years old. She hates Whitty. He's grappling with that as
a people plays. That's been pretty disgusting watching him scrap
and beg and sad.
Speaker 1 (00:17):
Will it's been really sad. It's been sad.
Speaker 3 (00:19):
I'm embarrassed about it, but it's really affected me and
I've started, as you know, I just dropped money in
her bedroom.
Speaker 1 (00:24):
It's been it's been impressive. Yeah.
Speaker 2 (00:27):
It was her third birthday on the weekend Max's on Saturday.
Happy birthday to Maxie.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
Big day for me and your daughter, of course, but
like huge day for me to like, you know, let
her know that she can trust me and that I
can be a lot of fun.
Speaker 2 (00:40):
There was a lot of There was a lot of
back and forth as to whether or not you were invited.
Speaker 1 (00:43):
She usually didn't want to.
Speaker 2 (00:44):
Invite you, as is a bit of a well worn
trope with all this. You bribed her, tried to bribe her.
Speaker 3 (00:50):
I said I was bringing a present, and as long
as I was bringing a present, then I was.
Speaker 1 (00:54):
Allowed to invite it.
Speaker 2 (00:55):
But look, just before we get to that, just a
note on the third birthday It actually went really well.
Speaker 1 (01:00):
We learned a.
Speaker 2 (01:01):
Lesson from the first birthday, which I think a lot
of parents can admit is one of the worst days
of their life for some reason. You're trying to do
this thing where you're like, oh, my kids turn one
and you haven't seen them yet. So you invite your
friends and then you try and do like lunch and
booze and friends, and no one's kind of concentrating because
they're trying to look.
Speaker 1 (01:18):
After their kid.
Speaker 2 (01:18):
And then you you do it at your house because
that's it.
Speaker 1 (01:21):
That seems easy.
Speaker 2 (01:23):
And I spent a lot of the time vaping in
the bathroom that's where you were at the first I
really struggle, but but this this went really well.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
Good of us seeing you. It was lovely. I was lovely.
Speaker 3 (01:39):
At a playground was genius. I was going to say
it was actually because we were fenced in so escape
The recipe is keep the kids in a cage, and
it felt there was a great rotation policy going on
where it was like one parent would go into the
playground and I have eyes on and then the rest
of us could chill to adult conversation.
Speaker 1 (01:55):
Yes, it was.
Speaker 2 (01:55):
And also because you're in a park, like you're just
not expected to cater all that well, apart from my
mum who rocked up asking for the coffee and cake station.
Speaker 3 (02:05):
At nine thirty in the morning in a Muandom park.
It's a three year old party. What do you mean
coffee and cake stae. She was like, I thought it
might be doing Bloody Mary's.
Speaker 2 (02:12):
I was like, out of here, So no, honestly, guys,
for everyone else, I'm sure a lot of parents who
have had more than a first birthday have learned this
lesson a number of times. Cage them, yeah, and just
make sure they can't leave yep. And then just you know,
like just confined areas I think in general with kids.
Speaker 4 (02:28):
But also space, like a big confined let them if.
Speaker 1 (02:31):
You need to put him in a smaller cage.
Speaker 2 (02:33):
I don't think it really matters, but just as long
as they're confined for a little while, it means you,
as an adult can enjoy yourself.
Speaker 1 (02:37):
You had to catch up. It was really great. I
think there probably.
Speaker 2 (02:40):
Only moment for me where I was I don't know
if you remember this, but so she cut the cake,
which was beautiful, and then I just kind of did
that thing where you go, oh, you're.
Speaker 1 (02:48):
A kiss the nearest boy.
Speaker 4 (02:49):
Oh, this was an interesting moment, very interesting moment.
Speaker 2 (02:52):
And then I kind of had this momenthere I don't know,
this is a radio media sensibility thing, when I was like, well,
drew the jel have to kiss a boy? Jenna's just
a concept at the end of the day for her
generation in particular.
Speaker 4 (03:03):
Sure, I think you handled it quite well.
Speaker 1 (03:05):
From memory.
Speaker 3 (03:05):
You said, if the knife comes out dirty, you can
choose the nearest person to kiss. You said, I say that,
you said boy, and then went or person you could choose?
Speaker 2 (03:14):
You am I being recorded right now? Anyone you can
always if you'd like to a sweetheart, you are always on.
And then yeah, beautifully Freddie, who she pointed out, said
that he that she could kiss him, and yeah, I
was lovely.
Speaker 3 (03:29):
My daughter was angry about that. Really, she's actually quite
keen on Freddie. He's a popular boy.
Speaker 1 (03:34):
He's hot stuff. He's hot stuff. So yeah, no, we
ended up.
Speaker 2 (03:40):
Having a great time. Don't shre why Freddie mercery, Oh, Freddy, Freddie.
Of course, do me a little while to realize told
me the butting poetic license there. That's all right, man,
Happy Monday.
Speaker 5 (03:54):
Now.
Speaker 2 (03:54):
So after we did all this woods it obviously came
down to the presence. Another another thing that I would
suggest to everyone who is you know, Vergin on a fair,
but it don't open the presence in the place.
Speaker 4 (04:06):
Oh yeah, why'd you do that? Because obviously not me.
Speaker 3 (04:09):
But I was like, open the present, because then you're
gonna like me once you see my present. Because I
spent so much money on this my neighbor Totro present,
which was so hard to find. It was a bit
frustrating for me that you were going yep later, Yeah,
and she was fine about it.
Speaker 2 (04:25):
Well, she was distracted because the kids there's a playground.
She didn't want to open them, all right, And I
also kind of didn't want the day to be about you.
That's fair enough, so you for everyone who's just listening now,
what he did find out that she was really in
love with this animated character from a niche Japanese genre
called Studio Ghibli. You found a store that sold these exclusively,
(04:46):
very hard to find, and you spent hundreds of dollars
on the present, very rare. Right up next, I'm going
to play you the audio of her unwrapping the present totally,
just to see whether or not she liked her.
Speaker 1 (04:56):
This is my moment. SEM bought some.
Speaker 2 (04:58):
Sem bought us some fancy like magnets that like click
together and you build things with them.
Speaker 4 (05:03):
They are cool, they are cool, They're super cool.
Speaker 2 (05:05):
Max opened the present and then looked at her and said,
this present is for my mummy and gave it.
Speaker 3 (05:13):
Back to it after she opened my present, because obviously
she was no, no, no, that was that.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Was in the morning. That was in the morning. So
but they are hard to pick three year olds. It's
not gonna know what she's like. I mean, the present
she's been most obsessed with. His benis slinky, which my
brother brought from a two dollar shop. So like so
the slinky beat, well, the slink is in the lead.
But I made sure to film her while she was
opening her present from you great the my neghbor to
Toro themed Prezzy.
Speaker 1 (05:35):
Are you ready to hear it? Absolutely? Okay, all right?
Who is that? Yes?
Speaker 3 (05:52):
You can draw straight away, so if you can't tell
from the audio, I have got her to Touro pencils.
So there are like six pencils with to Toro the
rabbit thing all over the sides of them and try whatever.
And I felt it was pretty touch.
Speaker 1 (06:06):
Yeah, it was really cool and don't you take that thing?
Speaker 3 (06:08):
But it is this beautifully cool actually felt on the front,
cover to front, and then little doodles or illustrations all
through the toro. But she can also do drawings herself,
which is obviously what she was about to do after
the gift.
Speaker 1 (06:21):
Yeah, I've done it. She liked it, she liked. She
sounds like she likes. She said to like six times.
You couldn't believe it, and she knows that's from me.
Well this is why. So there's a lot of presidents
on the day you've claimed it? An have you claimed
the gift? No?
Speaker 2 (06:39):
I haven't claimed it. I promise I haven't claimed it.
And particularly given that you spent three hundred dollars on
notebooks and a pencil.
Speaker 1 (06:44):
It's incredibly rare.
Speaker 4 (06:46):
It's like it's like the money made ten of those days.
Speaker 2 (06:48):
Yes, ever it's it's yeah. Anyway, look, she was pupped.
I think you should know, and you see now not
to go through all.
Speaker 3 (06:55):
The pages because it's like it's almost like ten dollars,
like a collector's item.
Speaker 1 (07:01):
But I thought all we should do maybe is caller.
Speaker 4 (07:05):
I don't know if I'm ready for that, like, maybe
just give it a bit of time.
Speaker 2 (07:09):
You can double check that she's got the notebook from you,
which I think is because you know, she liked it, right,
so she liked to check. And then you can go, hey, look,
just so you know I got you that, Okay, And
then I don't know, maybe you warm her up again
though on this phone call.
Speaker 1 (07:22):
Okay. And then because traditionally she runs away from the
phone and she knows you're there, we can't have that.
So I'll jump in at the Obum you guys hop
like a frog on the weekend.
Speaker 3 (07:29):
Mate, All right, here we go, mate, Hi, Max, I'm
going to I'm going to jump in here because she
loves me. Hey, Max, it's woody. Did you get the
Taturo present? What you did? Do you like the Taturo present?
Speaker 1 (07:55):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:56):
And did you use the pencils to draw in the book?
Speaker 5 (08:00):
What?
Speaker 6 (08:01):
Yes?
Speaker 4 (08:01):
What did you draw? H of course you drew to
Toro in the Toturo book.
Speaker 1 (08:10):
That's brilliant.
Speaker 3 (08:11):
And I had so much fun being a frog with
you on the weekend. Of course, yeah, we were.
Speaker 1 (08:17):
We were great frogs.
Speaker 4 (08:18):
And I don't want to force this upon you, but
you'd say we're friends.
Speaker 1 (08:22):
Now, wouldn't you.
Speaker 7 (08:24):
Wow, that is just unbelievable news, Max, And I also
see you as a friend Max, Yeah, great.
Speaker 2 (08:37):
Maxie didn't did mummy? Did mummy say that she was
going to give you something? If you spoke to wouldyky?
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Yes? Yes? No, fair enough.
Speaker 3 (08:55):
It still means a lot to me, Max, still means
a lot to me. Would you say I'm in your
top five friends?
Speaker 7 (09:03):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:04):
Yeah? You will say yes to anything when there is cake? Nice?
Do you see me as a second father?
Speaker 3 (09:11):
What?
Speaker 1 (09:12):
Yeah? I love it, I love it.
Speaker 3 (09:15):
A fifty year secret about Freddie Mercury has come out today.
Speaker 1 (09:22):
He has a daughter. Unbelievable.
Speaker 3 (09:24):
So this has remained secret for forty eight years exactly
apparently octually, not even apparently.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
This is confirmed.
Speaker 4 (09:34):
Freddie Mercury had a child in nineteen seventy six after
a fling with the wife of a close friend.
Speaker 2 (09:42):
Jesus, that's clearly if I'm wrong here, But Freddie Mercury
pretty famously parts from the rough.
Speaker 8 (09:52):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (09:52):
Although I think he was putting everywhere for a while there,
if you know what I mean, Like, really I think
he was just from understanding he was doing it all.
Speaker 1 (10:01):
And then I think as.
Speaker 3 (10:02):
Like as he got older, He's like, no, I'm gay
and and that is my choice.
Speaker 1 (10:08):
So this was this was before he came out. Yes, right,
and who was the woman?
Speaker 3 (10:13):
So well, so he's one of his best mates, right,
Apparently his mate is away for work and he he
goes over to see his best mates wife and they
go they go for it. There's a quote here saying
that his only child was conceived accidentally with the wife
(10:36):
with the wife of one of his closest friends. Well,
his friend was away on an extended business trip.
Speaker 2 (10:42):
And so when did the So did the woman know
that it was Freddie Mercury's baby, so I think yet not? Yes,
and she knew he knew that she'd given birth to
his child.
Speaker 3 (10:52):
Yes, because get this, Yeah, Freddy was like had a
relationship with this with his daughter from his daughter's birth right.
So the public didn't know about it, but Freddie very
much knew he had a daughter. And he was even
staying in the same house as his daughter, but he
was just staying in a separate room. His best mate
stayed with his wife who was the mother of Freddy's child,
(11:16):
and they would all just kind.
Speaker 4 (11:17):
Of co habitat Wow co live.
Speaker 1 (11:20):
Wow, that's a lot. Unbelievable. Wow, that's a lot.
Speaker 4 (11:25):
It's just extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (11:26):
There's so many questions that I'd love to ask Freddie. Oh,
if I could be lovely, if we could, if we
could talk to him.
Speaker 3 (11:32):
I think we can reach him, all right, there is
there is Hey, this is incredible.
Speaker 2 (11:39):
Here with this right now from the grave, Freddie, do
you feel like you've done anything wrong here? Committed nor
cry so You're not feeling guilty at all.
Speaker 3 (11:51):
I've fed my dudes.
Speaker 1 (11:53):
Wow, okay, but fair enough.
Speaker 2 (11:55):
And if there were other women, you know, looking to
have a Freddie Mercury baby, and you with the sperm doner,
what would you say.
Speaker 4 (12:02):
To that, Just give me a car, easy enough, easy enough, a.
Speaker 1 (12:07):
Good time, good time.
Speaker 2 (12:09):
I'm sure it would be like at the end of
the day, even if he's not necessarily you know your speed.
Speaker 1 (12:15):
I think it'd be a good jibe with Freddie Naker.
I'm sure this woman had a good time.
Speaker 3 (12:19):
I'm one hundred percent sure she had a good time
when Freddy's good friend was on holiday. But anyway, I
read this story and I was like, it kind of
feels like something that would be in a soap opera
real life.
Speaker 4 (12:31):
So I love this topic. We've done it a few times.
We get some wild stories.
Speaker 3 (12:38):
You can remain anonymous, want to make that very clear,
but thirteen one oh sixty five is our number soap
opera moments in real life. Has anything happened in your
life that feels like it belongs in a soap opera?
Because having a child with your best mate's wife, who
(13:00):
is Freddie Mercury right up there is out there, right
up there. We see that in the Bold and Beautiful.
Speaker 4 (13:05):
We have done it before and it really does garn
Us some great stories.
Speaker 8 (13:08):
I was dating my a teacher.
Speaker 5 (13:12):
That we worked at the same school in Japan.
Speaker 6 (13:14):
We fall like madly in love. We start look in
the apartment, we get a place together, he's moved in.
I'm sitting down next to this lady and she goes,
oh my god, you know my husband.
Speaker 3 (13:25):
He has a photo of you in his office.
Speaker 6 (13:27):
What she pulls up?
Speaker 8 (13:28):
A photo of the.
Speaker 3 (13:32):
God thirteen one sixty five response from the crowd. I
want to make it clear, you can remain anonymous, but
has something happened in your life which belongs in a
soap opera?
Speaker 2 (13:46):
Because we were just talking, we were talking about like
there's there's a Scigni Freddy Mercury that hasn't really been
China wasn't shown in the in the biopic that Robbie
Mallet won the Academy Award.
Speaker 4 (13:54):
For, they went there ever so slightly in that life.
Speaker 2 (13:58):
The story is that Sashaba and kind of agreed to
do this Freddie Mercury biopic, and then the band took
a look at the script and they were like, no, no, no,
you can't show that side of him because we're still
touring and we're making money off his music. You're going
to give the band the bad look effectively. So they
threw the script out and then rewrote the Rami Male biopic.
So there is a huge side in the part to
Freddie Mercury that I think the world hasn't hasn't really
(14:20):
seen yet unless you knew him obviously behind closed.
Speaker 4 (14:22):
Doors, like sleeping with sleeping with your best mates wife.
Speaker 2 (14:25):
I think that'd be for example, and I think that
might be the two of the ice purpose small fry.
Speaker 3 (14:29):
You think, Yeah, anyway, this this this story, it's like
a soap opera. So thirteen one O six five the
number soap opera moments in real life. We've got Kylie
here Hi, Kylie. Hi, you had a moment in your
life which kind of belonged to a soap opera.
Speaker 6 (14:48):
Yeah, it's very similar to mister Mercury. But I was
sleeping with my cousin's boyfriend. They were together for about Yeah,
not the great one of Gram's great moments of my life,
but look I enjoyed it, well at last, as bad
as that is to say.
Speaker 4 (15:05):
And did anything Did the cousin find out about this, Kylie?
Speaker 6 (15:10):
Yeah? I, well so it was. It was about a
year later. Actually it started on her birthday.
Speaker 5 (15:17):
A year later.
Speaker 6 (15:20):
A year later. We were going out for her birthday
that night and I went home to have a nap,
and then I sent him a text message when I
was at home, and she saw the message.
Speaker 1 (15:29):
What was the message? Oh?
Speaker 6 (15:32):
I didn't live with her, but it was my early teens.
We were very close, and I was just.
Speaker 4 (15:39):
What was what was the message?
Speaker 6 (15:41):
Well, well, he kissed me before I left, and I
just said something about the kiss in the message, and
my cousin saw.
Speaker 1 (15:49):
It, and how's Christmas?
Speaker 6 (15:54):
Well, I haven't seen or spoken to her since.
Speaker 1 (15:58):
Did you did you?
Speaker 4 (15:59):
Did you look up with the guy again after that?
Speaker 1 (16:02):
No?
Speaker 3 (16:02):
No, no, no, no, no, no.
Speaker 6 (16:04):
No communication at all. I spoke with her mother back
and forth here and there. She didn't want anything to
do with me, which is fair, And I think he
just runs through the hills, is himself.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yeah right, truth.
Speaker 6 (16:18):
Look, would have made a good water, made a good soapy,
you know, that's what kind of all about.
Speaker 3 (16:22):
But look, no, yeah, radio apology, Actually that's exhausted.
Speaker 1 (16:30):
The apology means she's telling us she enjoyed it for
a whole year, that it.
Speaker 4 (16:34):
Was punctuated from birthday to birthday, from her.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
Cousin birthday, and then got found out on the birthday.
Speaker 1 (16:40):
That poor woman hates her birthday. Like, what's going to
happen next year? Let's go to Lisa here.
Speaker 3 (16:47):
Lisa, you at a moment in your life which belongs
in a soap opera.
Speaker 1 (16:50):
What happened?
Speaker 5 (16:51):
I did? Yes, I am about two years ago. I
found a father. She's sisters and a brother.
Speaker 4 (17:00):
Hang on, sorry, you found you found a father like
your father?
Speaker 5 (17:05):
I found my father. Yeah, two sisters and a brother.
Whoa yeah, yeah, so that was pretty full on. I
was searching for about thirty years for my father, and
then one day on ancestry, this girl popped up and
it said she was my half sister, and from there
I took to her and all of a sudden, I
had another sister and a brother. So now I've got
(17:27):
two sisters and a brother and a father who i'd
never met before.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
Well why did you What was the reason for your
dad leaving? Lisa?
Speaker 5 (17:35):
Oh it was. There's a bit of debate around that,
whether he actually knew I existed or not.
Speaker 4 (17:41):
Oh, it is the So you've got a half sister.
Speaker 5 (17:47):
I've got two half sisters and a half brother.
Speaker 3 (17:49):
Right, so they're all from different different moms.
Speaker 5 (17:53):
Yes, so different mum, but saying dad.
Speaker 3 (17:56):
So yeah, so Dad's were okay, he's done the grand tour.
Speaker 1 (18:00):
So and you think you found them all?
Speaker 5 (18:03):
Well, we're wondering that at the moment. So we're watching
ancestry dot com postdated.
Speaker 1 (18:10):
Do you have any comms with your dad, Lisa.
Speaker 5 (18:12):
In the end, Yeah, so I've met him a few
times now, that's what's he like. He's lovely, He's really lovely. Yeah,
but I have this amazing relationship now with the siblings.
Speaker 1 (18:24):
Nice, You've got your siblings.
Speaker 2 (18:25):
So for anyone else that you know feels like their dad,
jump on ancestry dot com, Join the pool.
Speaker 1 (18:32):
Just call Lisa.
Speaker 9 (18:33):
I reckon Lisa from.
Speaker 3 (18:44):
Let's just Let's just watch talent at its finest, Skill
at its finest I'd almost call this wizardry. Will you
have an ability to somehow figure out what anyone has
ordered at any restaurant effectively? Now it's Taylor Swift and
Travis Kelce this time they've had a date night.
Speaker 1 (19:06):
Very exciting and this.
Speaker 4 (19:07):
Is pretty weird. This always happens.
Speaker 3 (19:09):
But there's now a news story about what they ordered
because everyone wants to know what they ordered, so well,
this isn't the first time we've done this. When Taylor
Swift was in Australia, I think she was in Sydney
at the time, there was a lot of media attention
over the fact that she aided a particular restaurant. Yep,
I tossed the menu too is a bit of fun
and said, what do you reckon?
Speaker 1 (19:30):
She ordered?
Speaker 4 (19:30):
And then I just saw the genius go to work
to start.
Speaker 2 (19:33):
They're getting olives, and they're getting for Karta, and I
think for Maine they're going to skip all the SECONDU,
which is the fish and the steak, and I think
they're just going to get a couple of pastas.
Speaker 3 (19:43):
Okay, I thought it was a bit of fun, like
I was a bit of a laugh. I then looked
at what they ordered, and you pretty much got everything right.
They got the fakatra and the olives, bye, unbelievable, and
then they got an array of small pasta dishes.
Speaker 1 (19:58):
It's of that is actually remarkable. That is actually remarkable.
Pick the eyes out of it. Woods. The haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate,
hate years now, and the food pickure is going to
pick going with that, Let's figure out if this was
(20:19):
a fluke.
Speaker 3 (20:22):
I want I want to figure out if this was
a fluke because they have eaten at a place called Harries,
And I'm gonna be honest, Will.
Speaker 1 (20:28):
Harries, It's just called Harries in America. Are there in America?
Like what city? Palm Beach? Okay, they're in Palm Beach. Okay.
Speaker 4 (20:37):
This is a pretty extensive menu. Okay, I am now
handing the menu over.
Speaker 2 (20:41):
What sort of food we're talking just like modern American
sort of vibes.
Speaker 1 (20:45):
There's a bit of seafood on there. Yeah, it looks
like a bit of everything.
Speaker 2 (20:50):
Okay, So there'll be a classics there on there, There'll
be there'll be there'll be a broccolini, there'll.
Speaker 1 (20:54):
Be a nice steak, they'll be Jesus Christ is good.
There'll be a collection of.
Speaker 2 (20:58):
Yeah yeah, yeah, there carbohydrates, fries, potatoes, and before I
hand over classic entrees, I imagine there's going to be
some oisters on there.
Speaker 1 (21:06):
My god, you're good. You just know you know these places.
Speaker 2 (21:10):
You maybe a crudo of some sort, I'd say scallops even. Okay,
just stop mentioning what's on the menu, alright, and I
know what's on the menu, mate, This is my absolute superpower.
What you need to know is that they ordered seven
things off this menu, and they also ordered a cocktail each.
Now for mine, it's only going for double points if
you go for the cockies as well. But this will
(21:31):
truly be extraordinary if you nail the cocktail.
Speaker 1 (21:34):
I'm can I hand you the menu right now.
Speaker 4 (21:36):
That is the menu for the food and the menu
for the cockies. The cocktails there they had, now the
entrees seven, Okay, hang.
Speaker 2 (21:46):
On to America. There's a crab cake on there, and start.
I'm gonna be honest, this is not my bag. Ordinarily,
this is this is y.
Speaker 3 (21:51):
And then now we are going to go to a
song while you analyze the menu because no one wants
to hear you just go through menu items.
Speaker 1 (21:59):
He's a footballer. Is he still play? Is he still playing?
Speaker 6 (22:02):
Yes?
Speaker 3 (22:02):
Bit of speculation of whether he will retire, but yes,
he is still playing.
Speaker 1 (22:05):
We learned last time T was on a huge etter.
Speaker 4 (22:08):
I'm going to give me one before the song. You
want to hold off.
Speaker 2 (22:10):
They're getting a stake. They're getting to argue. They've got
a steak menu here, they're going to get argue.
Speaker 1 (22:15):
He's got one, he's got I haven't even looked at
the cocos. I haven't had time.
Speaker 4 (22:19):
You don't have to go for the cocos. That's just
for the double points.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
But before the song, almost like a throwaway, obvious comment,
you said, they're obviously having the steak, they'd be going
the Wagu philet mignon.
Speaker 1 (22:31):
And yes they did get the Wagu phile mignon. So
you've got one, thank you, thank you.
Speaker 2 (22:39):
Get that's easy can and and the fact that you've
already approved my phile mignon.
Speaker 1 (22:44):
The pretty much that that has type cast them.
Speaker 2 (22:48):
Exactly how I expected them to be type cast, which
is ridge flogs and.
Speaker 1 (22:53):
And one of them you gotta remember.
Speaker 2 (22:58):
You got to remember also that her partner's Travis Kelsey,
is a meathead as well, so he's like a big
NFL player, right, So they're going to eat a lot. Ye,
you've kindly wiped off the appetisers for me, which was
nice because but even then, I'm looking at it going
because I did a little bit of research on Taylor
Swift earlier when I knew she's from Tennessee. Right now,
(23:19):
Tennessee not famous for their seafood, Okay, so I can't
see and I'm pretty sure I did this last time
we spoke about Taylor Swift.
Speaker 1 (23:28):
She's not going to be any any raw fish. She's
not even going to be any fish by itself. But
keep in mind, she is a rich flog, so always
comes back to them. And I knew that, and then
we knew that.
Speaker 2 (23:40):
We knew that she liked pasta from last time they spoke.
All right, so rich flog into pasta. If you're a
rich flog and you're into pasta, what are you going
to have? I don't know, this isn't I'll tell you
what you're gonna have, mate. You're gonna have a lobster
rosotto mo an one that's forty five. That's forty five
US dollars for a pasta. And she gets to say,
I'll tell you what, I'll have it. And that's why
(24:00):
I chose to argue, because ninety two US dollars for
a wigu phill ridiculous.
Speaker 3 (24:06):
You've got two, you've got two out of seven. Now
let's remember Woods, What did I call him a meathead? Yes,
he's a meathead, right, he's a meathead. He's a big
book book boy. So he's out there going, gee whiz,
I'm going to have something. And keep in mind there American,
they're hardcore American.
Speaker 2 (24:20):
What have you got there? Under the entrees? We've got
a lamb curry. They're not having that, chicken broccoli, they're
not having that?
Speaker 5 (24:24):
Of them?
Speaker 1 (24:25):
What's underneath that? Woods? You tell me, I'm not telling you. No,
tell me what's underneath that?
Speaker 7 (24:28):
No?
Speaker 1 (24:28):
Tell me what's the third item under andres on the
right there?
Speaker 2 (24:32):
Lamb curry, chicken broccoli, dry aged burger, getting the dry
age burger, twenty eight US dollars.
Speaker 1 (24:36):
Unbelievable. A mark it down? Markets got three? You've got
three market down. Now these are the easy ones. I'm
going to say It's going to get harder for me
after this. But there, this is unbelievable. This is a
TV show.
Speaker 2 (24:50):
Okay, this is where it gets tricky. They're obviously having
a salad. They're obviously having a salad. Salad's tough for me.
Speaker 1 (24:59):
I'm team did to go the Iceberg wedge with the
bacon and blue cheese. I'm tempted. I'm tempted. I don't
know what's in the Harry's salad with the Dijon vinaigrette, though,
and I feel like that, I.
Speaker 2 (25:12):
Feel like that might be a little bit too fancy
for them. So I'm going to go for the Iceberg
wedge bacon, blue cheese salad.
Speaker 1 (25:18):
If I had to, you have another one. This is unbelievable.
He's got four out of seven. He's got four out
of seven.
Speaker 2 (25:27):
So they've got their salad. They've got a steak, They've
got a lobster rosotto. I've got a dry age burger.
Now at this point, at this point, I'm probably thinking
to myself, gee whiz, I've had enough to eat.
Speaker 1 (25:36):
I've probably had enough to eat. But he's a big
boof boof mead. Heead he plays the NFL.
Speaker 2 (25:43):
So she's had enough here at this point, Taylor's got
her lobster rosotto, She's got to.
Speaker 1 (25:46):
Flash the black Amex. She's happy.
Speaker 3 (25:49):
But you think Kelsey is still Goinglsey's still the big chrapstof, so.
Speaker 2 (25:54):
He's gonna get some carbs. So this is where it
got difficult for me, woulds Because we've got the French
cut fries, We've got the hash brown potatoes. I mean,
the big fellow could have even gone two or three here,
but I'm also working with numbers because I've got four right,
so it's only three dishes left, so he's probably only
getting it at one potato. He's not getting a Poland
of fries. He's definitely not getting the tempora onion rings.
Far too fancy for the big buffuff man. But I'll
tell you what he could be getting as a big
(26:15):
buf puff man. I just looked it up before, with
your permission. A Yukon gold whipped potato comes with extra butter.
It's mashed potato with extra carbohydrates and calories. So I
think out of that he's either getting the French cut
fries or the Yukon gold with potato. I think Taylor's
not having any of it. She's not gonna have any caps.
She's got to keep herself tight for those shows. She's
(26:35):
getting the French. He's getting the Yukon gold with potato
over the French fries, isn't he?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Isn't he?
Speaker 4 (26:40):
Trav So I just want to check here on my
sheet it says potato puree.
Speaker 2 (26:45):
That's a Yukon Gold with potato at sixteen. At sixteen,
it gets very very hard.
Speaker 1 (26:58):
You got two to go. Oh god, okay, thank you.
I told you I'm good at this.
Speaker 2 (27:04):
So I was going to go for another steak there,
but he's probably had. He's got to argue it's he's
he's got eighty ounces of steak already, he's already got
the burger. So they're getting pretty full here. Look, ok
I reckon. Maybe they've got to get some greens. I reckon,
even if it's just for show. I know they've got
the salad there, so they're gonna get the greens again.
Just let's just go through it like logically, Okay, these
(27:26):
guys are Americans. This isn't hard, guys, this is easy.
You can order this at home. They're not getting the spinish,
they're not getting the madeira mushrooms. They're certainly not going
to be getting the roaster of disparagers with blistered tomatoes.
Speaker 1 (27:35):
That's outrageous. They're not cultured enough for it. Wards, they're flogs.
They're rich flogs.
Speaker 2 (27:40):
So I think the word green bean ammon dean is
going to deter them and plus at rhymes and sound
a bit weird. So I think they're getting the sauteed
garlic broccolini.
Speaker 1 (27:48):
I think they are. They are give it to me, Yes,
how many I got? How many of I got left?
You've got one to go?
Speaker 2 (27:56):
Okay, cool, I can wipe off the seafood section. Their
landlocked flogs. They're Americans, they're rich Americans. They're not getting
the curry. They're not getting the broccoli. They're not getting
the only thing I can see them getting. They're either
going to get one more God, are they going to
get chips.
Speaker 1 (28:12):
They're gonna get chips. So they're going to get another pasta.
That's where I'm at.
Speaker 2 (28:16):
I think that I think the catcher Peppe is too
much for I think it's too fancy for them, just
the name. I think I think they're going to get
a bowl of fries. I think they're gonna get a
French cut fries. I think I think they're gonna get
two calves.
Speaker 3 (28:31):
You said that they got the catcher, literally the second
last one, with you wicking, will you?
Speaker 4 (28:38):
They're rich flogs, of course they'd get the catchio pet beer.
Speaker 1 (28:42):
No one touched it.
Speaker 4 (28:43):
They just wanted to say cachio peper.
Speaker 1 (28:45):
I just didn't think that Kelsey would be able to
pronounce it.
Speaker 3 (28:49):
I think he looked it up, he googled it. He
chat GP's headed on the drive in. He wanted to
look cultured. He got the catchio pepper. Hey mate, not bad?
Speaker 1 (28:55):
Six out of seven. Do you want to have a
little crack at those cockies? Just real quick?
Speaker 6 (28:58):
Nah?
Speaker 1 (28:59):
Fair enough.
Speaker 2 (29:10):
On this story, cheered Mayu, and then rescued after being
trapped under an arm rest while looking for his AirPod.
Speaker 1 (29:17):
I'm stuck in a train under a train arm wrest
for ninety minutes. Oh so I'm just.
Speaker 3 (29:24):
Trying to imagine the position, So just head head caught
or like I think so, it's probably torso torso between
arm rest and chair.
Speaker 2 (29:32):
No, No, it's it's stuck between the seat and the
side panel. Oh he must have been pretty deep.
Speaker 4 (29:39):
Yeah, well you gets deep. He's looking for that AirPod.
Speaker 1 (29:41):
He's alow deep at that stage.
Speaker 6 (29:42):
You have to be.
Speaker 5 (29:43):
You have to be.
Speaker 1 (29:44):
I've never been, but look, I imagine you would.
Speaker 3 (29:46):
Surely you've dropped a head like a headphone down the
crack of a chair and the worst thing, Well, this
is what I want to talk about.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
You think, you think you've gone as far as you
can go, but you've always got.
Speaker 1 (29:57):
Yeah, you've got a bit extra. And then you do
worrying your body through. You're doing that finger thing when
you're like feeling around for it. Yeah, is that a
little sucker? Yeah, and you always find something else. You're like, Apple, God,
what are you doing? That's true? Yeah, but it's only
your bed off and could find.
Speaker 2 (30:18):
I saw this and I was like, this looks really dumb,
like really really dumb, stuck under an armrest for ninety
minutes because you lost their headphone. But arguably Woods and
I'd love you guys to join this conversation on thirteen
one six five. Losing a singular air pod is the
most annoying thing to lose in the world, and I
(30:42):
don't want a worse thing to lose here, Like I
feel that it's pretty obviously losing a child. You know
that sort of stuff that sucks. I'm talking and i'm
talking nuisance. I'm talking like you know you're going to
get it back, and it's not necessarily a cost thing.
Like sure, AirPods are expensive, but like you.
Speaker 3 (30:58):
Know, you could probably buy that situation, though you'd want
to lose both rather than one.
Speaker 1 (31:03):
I feel like if you lose both, you can just reset.
I've got to go and buy it.
Speaker 4 (31:07):
But there's a part of you that goes, oh, maybe
I can get away with just one.
Speaker 2 (31:11):
Or just That's why he's under the armrest because he
don't get away with one. But he knows that if
I don't get that thing back, I'm buying a full
new set.
Speaker 1 (31:18):
I've rolled with one for a for a while, have you. Yeah,
that's a bit of a look these days. Tom was
wrong with that one before. Yeah, if you're in, if
you're a busy guy, you just got the one AirPod in.
I don't know that that's a look. People do that
they're on the phone. There's business. It just says business.
I'm not listening to music here, it's just I'm all chat.
Speaker 4 (31:38):
I was pulling that off for a while. I was
listening to music when I did it.
Speaker 1 (31:41):
Well.
Speaker 2 (31:42):
Yeah, but this is the thing because for a little
while you'll be able to trick yourself in a thing. Hal,
I can handle this, yeah, and then you just get
to a point where you go, damn it, I'm going
to have to buy another one. And that's really what
quantifies the most annoying thing to lose on thirty one
and six five is it's affordable, it's gettable.
Speaker 1 (31:58):
It's just that in the short term it really sucks.
What about like, let's we all do this.
Speaker 4 (32:06):
You lose that little bit of paper that you've written
down your password on.
Speaker 1 (32:11):
I know they say, don't do it, don't do it.
Speaker 4 (32:14):
How are you gonna remember it?
Speaker 1 (32:14):
So you just do a keychain thing whatever? So why
are you making it? Because we all write it down
just in case the keychain fails.
Speaker 3 (32:22):
Sometimes the key chain will fail, well can sometimes the
keychain save my password from nineteen ninety seven and I'm like,
wrong password, delete that one, So little groom your keychain.
Speaker 1 (32:34):
Occasionally have my little agreement. Yeah, just like you got
to cull the keychain of it? How to do that?
Speaker 3 (32:40):
So I literally not mate finds up my little piece
of paper. But when I lose that piece of paper. Again,
it's just inconvenient because I know I.
Speaker 1 (32:47):
Can clear top draw of the desk. You don't have
a desk anymore.
Speaker 2 (32:54):
I just put my stand up desk on. Michelle's called it. Michelle, Michelle,
what's the most annoying thing to lose in the world?
Speaker 8 (33:03):
Oh, boys are my prescription glasses?
Speaker 1 (33:06):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (33:07):
Yes, see I'm not a glasses person, but that does
look like it's Michelle. Can you pick up those bad
boys from the Chemist these days? Because I feel like
you've got those Chemist ones that have the different numbers
on the side, so you can just kind of mix
and match.
Speaker 5 (33:19):
Yeah, but they're not the same.
Speaker 9 (33:21):
They're the Chemist.
Speaker 1 (33:24):
It's not the fact that she like.
Speaker 3 (33:26):
She can do that.
Speaker 2 (33:27):
This isn't This is just there's just one step away
from And also it inhibits her to getting around for
the It's just like the short term pain.
Speaker 1 (33:35):
It's like when you lose your parking ticket.
Speaker 4 (33:38):
Oh, I've got to I'm now sting you with that
because they're like, that's the max fee.
Speaker 1 (33:46):
What about that little pin thing that unlocks your iPhone?
Speaker 3 (33:49):
I've broken an iPhone because I tried to like that's gone, yes,
and nothing else works. Nothing too thick too thin, snap
something off frustrating? Well, what about just alan keys do
you have? You know how you always have your one
allen Key for that.
Speaker 1 (34:02):
Thing, So you lose that way, like nothing else fits
to go to get that super allen key.
Speaker 2 (34:10):
Yeah yeah, still so thirty one and six five. I
don't know for you, what is the most annoying thing
to lose? These could be contextual as well, like if
like you know, if you are into riding bikes. I'm
sure losing an allen key sucks man the worst for
a nuisance, like a little bit annoying. So obviously you've
got your car keys, your sunglasses or hot ticket items,
but it might be contextual. I read last week that
(34:31):
the FBI lost their most wanted guy.
Speaker 1 (34:34):
Oh no, and that's tough for them.
Speaker 4 (34:35):
So they had him, they had him in customs, let's
couldn't find him.
Speaker 1 (34:38):
Ah, that's a shame. That's a shame. They definitely throw
that one around with do you know what I mean? Yeah,
that is number one on the list. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (34:46):
Hair ties, now you can't relate to that.
Speaker 1 (34:49):
I know you can't. Anyone with long hair is aggressively
ques should I have had hair tis?
Speaker 2 (34:54):
Obviously I'm putting hair ties in in maxes here my
daughter's hair these days is where.
Speaker 1 (34:58):
Do they all go? I know, I don't know.
Speaker 4 (35:01):
If you find out, let me know, because they disappear.
Speaker 1 (35:04):
Because we're buying. I'm buying soon. It's coming on with
the bag, like one hundred of these things and you
just can't believe you've got through it and in like
a week. Yeah.
Speaker 4 (35:11):
Yeah, it's like someone there's like a hair tie thief
who's like.
Speaker 1 (35:13):
Coming into the house and taking all your hair type.
Speaker 3 (35:15):
But often even though we know how lost they get,
you never you go out and you want you don't
take spare hair ties.
Speaker 4 (35:21):
What are you a psycho?
Speaker 3 (35:22):
So sometimes you're out and then you lose your hair
tie and you just came over. You've gotta be fabio
for the rest of the.
Speaker 7 (35:27):
Day, the whole days.
Speaker 2 (35:34):
The new sexy zoo keeper Charmaine's called Charmaine. Welcome to
willim Woody. What's the most annoying thing to lose?
Speaker 1 (35:41):
Mate?
Speaker 8 (35:42):
Hey, fellas well, this one probably won't concern you two
too much. But for us girls who have just bought
the most amazing outfit to wear out to a wedding
or something like that, we've got to.
Speaker 6 (35:52):
Have the perfect earring.
Speaker 5 (35:54):
And if you drop the back of that earring.
Speaker 3 (35:56):
All the bag years the back of it, The amount
of time I've had on hands and knees looking for
the back of those bloody ears.
Speaker 1 (36:02):
Yeah right, so it's so years ago.
Speaker 8 (36:05):
They used to be like a little gold thing or
a silver but now they do these little clear rubber grommedies.
Speaker 6 (36:11):
Right, You're impossible to find.
Speaker 1 (36:14):
Yeah, gromedy little rubbery things.
Speaker 3 (36:16):
Well, and there's nothing you can use to replace it, Like,
you can't you can't put a bit of blue tack.
Speaker 2 (36:21):
I was about to say, blue ta just too man, Georgia,
can you put can you blue tach your earing?
Speaker 1 (36:28):
Can you put blue tack on an earring? Yeah?
Speaker 6 (36:30):
I've done that lots of times.
Speaker 2 (36:32):
Just like roll the blue tag into a little ball
and then it goes through like the straight kind of
prong at the back and it just stays put.
Speaker 1 (36:37):
It can get caught in your hair, but it's fine.
That's pretty good, man. Solve that. That that's extreme. It
felt like blue Jack's amazing. Anyway, This isn't This isn't.
Speaker 2 (36:48):
A black This hasn't been a seven minute build up
for an integrated piece of content.
Speaker 1 (36:52):
For blue tack. I promise Kaitlyn. Caitlyn, what is the
most annoying Hello, I'm a nurse, and.
Speaker 5 (37:01):
The most annoying thing to lose is your pens?
Speaker 6 (37:06):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (37:06):
Yeah, on any job, Caitlin, even if I used to
you know, when people can't to you. I don't know
if you had this, but people can just coage your
hospital and they'd be like, hey, have you got a
pin behind the bar, And I'll be like.
Speaker 1 (37:15):
Look, I've got my mate, but like my pen, give it.
I'm not giving it to you.
Speaker 2 (37:20):
I promise I'll bring it back. I'm like, well, you
know you won't six beers deep, and what are you
doing it for? By the way, you want to do
a dick on your mate's face, like get out of here?
Speaker 4 (37:28):
Actually that is classic. I will give you the pen.
That's awesome.
Speaker 1 (37:36):
You can keep the pin.
Speaker 2 (37:38):
We've got Janet, who's called here on thirty one six five. Janet,
we're talking what is the most annoying thing to lose?
Speaker 7 (37:45):
Oh?
Speaker 8 (37:45):
The garage remote? When you've only got one? Called Hobby
his cars parked on the street, so I thought he
wouldn't have it, but he told me to pull the
red handle down and I'll be over open up manually,
but every time I try to keep it up and
start falling down. I couldn't reverse out, so I had
to get like a chair, and then I got a
(38:06):
crate and a broom. Luckily I've only got a little car,
and I just had.
Speaker 5 (38:12):
To hope for the best and I zoomed out really quickly.
Speaker 6 (38:15):
And of course have you heard it?
Speaker 8 (38:16):
After all?
Speaker 1 (38:17):
Have you had it?
Speaker 8 (38:18):
You didn't even need it?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
Oh?
Speaker 1 (38:19):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (38:19):
So you had to Indiana Jones it out of your
own driveway, Janet, Oh, it was crazy.
Speaker 8 (38:24):
It was crazy, like I just floored it and just
pray for the bear, and then I had to get out,
remove everything down, and then let the garage just fall down.
Speaker 2 (38:36):
What do you if you think you use lingo at
your work that no one else loves, understand, then please
give us call thirteen got a brand.
Speaker 1 (38:42):
New go Will and Woodies Lingo lingo.
Speaker 2 (38:51):
So the way this works would get on there, use
the lingo, use whatever lingo you think is just for
your workplace, and no one else will get it. We've
got to try and use that lingo ourselves and then
hopefully guess where you work, bloody oath.
Speaker 4 (39:06):
Let's go to ril here Ariel, Hello, Hey, how you guys?
Going really good?
Speaker 1 (39:12):
Thank you?
Speaker 4 (39:12):
Okay, just crack into your work Lingo there, aril.
Speaker 5 (39:16):
Okay, we'll start with the client gave us a PNG
instead of a PDF tool and IRGV not c M OK.
And it's not even deal.
Speaker 3 (39:26):
Okay, I reckon you work in I mean, firstly, frustrating,
really frustrating, Like you know, obviously we put the t's
in season, we tell them what format to put the
files in. You know, when they want photos developed, you
know they've got to send them over in.
Speaker 1 (39:42):
A particular office works.
Speaker 3 (39:45):
Maybe well I was going to say photo developer, but
office works I think works better. Well, you're definitely in
photo development, I would say, aril.
Speaker 1 (39:56):
Ah, you're wrong, Well not yet.
Speaker 5 (40:00):
What are you work in, aril I work in a
print company.
Speaker 2 (40:04):
Printing you're pretty close, so close and gpdf.
Speaker 1 (40:09):
I mean I was right across that A nice little
want thanks to call Ariel. If you're one of those.
Speaker 2 (40:14):
Beautiful people that works at office works, I do apologize.
And the rest of the nation that appears to rock up,
hunging over and abuse you guys.
Speaker 1 (40:22):
It's always it's a shocking place to be the line
of office works.
Speaker 2 (40:26):
There are people in bad moods. If you find them,
you would have find the grumpiest line. Maybe this's a
good topic for another day. The grumpiest line in Australia,
I reckon the office works printing line has got to
be up there.
Speaker 1 (40:36):
People will take so long.
Speaker 3 (40:38):
Yeah, they do, as in you're not talking about the
office works employees.
Speaker 1 (40:42):
You're talking about a good job.
Speaker 4 (40:46):
But like it's it's often one person though, operating.
Speaker 1 (40:49):
But this is because they get to the front of
the line and they go, hey, there, can I get this?
Can I get twenty of these? And they go, have
you send it to us? No, you send it in PDF.
You send it in like it's that emails mate is yeah.
Speaker 4 (41:03):
And then and often if you're at office work, you're
stressed that you've got to hand it.
Speaker 1 (41:08):
Is a really tough it's pretty strange. It's yeah, no
one's happy there. I mean, that's a great place. I
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