December 3, 2025 • 46 mins
- Your suggestions for Woody's Christmas Card
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Speaker 1 (00:04):
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You're calling on thirty one and sixty five if you
want one of the limited edition Woody on the front
cover in whatever position you want him signed only Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, it doesn't like stop taking to the gutter. You're
you're taking it. You'll lead the audience. Once you're leading
the audience, I think I'm not leading wholesome shot which
stinks of I'm a family man. I've got to do.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You think that I'm not leading anyone anywhere. It's the
callers that got sick. This is them yesterday. This is
what they want. Would you like to signed Christmas card
with Woody on the front.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
How would you like him doing some gardening in the
backyard of the bring, maybe trimming some hedges.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'd like you to challenge the firefighters. I just want
to hold that one shot for the whole year.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Do you know what I think would be amazing if
he could be more faster and let his name out,
let his hair out.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's the role I was born to play.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A push bike riding a pushbike, nice ass.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I would like those rat legs protruding it out of
some short short.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
I want him just as toy story would it with
under my name on it, wearing a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hatt Yeah, the name underneath the boost.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
I should mention there will only be one photo.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yes, that we do.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I mean they will be signed individually. I can guarantee
you that, but there's only going to be one photo.
I got the sense yesterday when people were saying what
they wanted woulds it got quite possessive. A lot of
people were saying, I want him like this, I want
him like that. Now the irony of that is, I
know you quite like that sort of thing. But that's
(01:46):
not the way this is going. From my wife, well,
it's not the way it's that's not the way it's going,
destroying a line in the sand.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I appreciate agent as your publicist. I appreciate you creating
some boundaries for people here. So it's not that bespoke.
We wanted to be a bit more universe.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Could to make some cash though real Bonnie Blewett opened
up and only fans sleep with a thousand, No, just
only fans, and then people just tell us what they
want you doing on the Christmas card?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Still it privately, Well that's money there, that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's my money though, that's my money well, I'm promoting
cutting you in anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Look, we put up some suggestions yesterday, Yes, and I
believe our new.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Digity boy, Sexy Dance back there.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He put the chuck him on a Christmas card. I
tell you what he does. Double get him in the background,
get him in the background or something, get him involved.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So sexy Darce, he's posted up this the AI images
of what they could look like.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
So what options did we have, Darce? What were the options?
Speaker 8 (02:50):
So we had what are you with a whipper snippy
in the garden? And we had him laying on a
race car, and then we also had him as a
fire fight A.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Good options, all good options, which and there was a
vote so which one won?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
So it was close, but there was one outstanding winner.
It was Woody as a firefighter.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, a firefighter right, eh? Wow, burning wood, Oh that
that works. There's no Christmas there, there's no Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It does quite like it's the most woonderful time of
the year. And with flaming wood. Why flaming Well, because
I'm a firefighter, mate me with a hose.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Maybe that was the text on that card.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah, that was the most watiful time of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And then I'm just like Dows and fires. If you
get me out of those commercial hoses. This isn't fun
for you. I wanted to be I know you do
give me a commercial.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
No one wants that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I want to write it like little rascals, you know,
little rascals when I know what you mean, it's an
old reference.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm taking some calls right now, thirteen one and six
five on what people want to see on the card
because we have to decide this. We've only got into
a couple of weeks on air, and we've got to
get these cards out.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
I've got to get these guys are got to get
to snap printing.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Sure, I don't know how many we're printing, but I
know it's limited editions.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Well, I know, Kelly, what do you want to see
on the Christmas card?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, guys, Merry Christmas Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'd like to see Woody swing swinging from the Christmas
tree like a wrecking ball with a Grinch outfit on.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh okay, okay. So taking a bit of motivation there
from Mali Sarus in the song wrecking Ball. I mean
she's she's on the ball, nude.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I think you'd be on the ball, Nord no, no, I'd
be dressed as I think it's just a I think
it's just a grin chat just a grin chat nerd
on the ball?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Kel Do you want him rude on the ball?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh yeah, let's be let's be naughty.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And yeah, get out your Christmas ballbles and then you
on the wrecking ball.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's in the lead for me. Let's take some more
calls six five wrecking ball, kel kel Kell. You're going
to get one and you're going to get a card
when they're made. I don't know what it'll be, but
you're in the running. Well done, that's for you. I
think so far, we really like have a wonderful Christmas.
It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's the
most wauterful time of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Me as a firefighter holding wood with the industrial hose,
I reckon putting down and some fires.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I don't think it's very Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Here, get me on that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't think it's very Christmas. I also don't think
you have much say in this.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So yeah, I think you get you've got consulting rights
because at the end of the day, you know, there's
probably some legal stuff we need to cover, but at
the end of the day, I think this is everyone
else objectifying.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You only enjoy this when I'm hating the pose I'm in.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Obviously obviously, yeah, or if you're or if you're heavily sexualized,
because I think that'll sell.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You want you want me to be heavily sexualized, think.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
So that'll sell. That's the bit that's welcome, Welcome to
the twenty first century.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Mane sexy does and I'm not counting him out.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
He's hot, I'm not counting him out.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Let's get him involved.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
He is new and he's very young, so I think
we'll probably have to draw the line there. Brittany, just
talking on behalf of.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Legal, Brittany. They Legal have got a.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Direct one any my ear these days, they just buzz in.
He's yeah, he's only be working for us for a week.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, Soggy Darce is off the table.
I mean sexy.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It's come from sexy to soggy.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Pretty sorry, sexy, britt britt What do you I don't know,
I don't know what happened, britt What do you want
to see me? Doing on the front cover of a
Christmas card.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I think you could be dressed up as Bruce Willis
from die Hard cooling through the Air.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Then, oh, yes, the die Hard movie is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't mind it, but unfortunately I like that to
If I'm being honest with you, it's exciting me that
I could dress up like Bruce Willis and you hate that.
You don't want me to enjoy this?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well, you'd have to shave your head completely, neude.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I definitely don't want to do that. That feels like a
big commitment for a stupid Christmas card.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
I there he goes you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, so beig committing for that one. Yeah, I can't
wear a bold cap.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
No, no, I think it's offensive to bold men all
over the world. And there's a man who was not
six months ago.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That would have really hit me flying the flag for
the b Larissa, Larissa, Hey, Larissa, do you wan one
of these signed Christmas cards?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
What are you on the front? You're into it?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Cool?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Actually the best living here for a lot?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
How would how would you like him? Laris?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh, I had a suggestion of yeah, well else on
the shelf? Actually on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm the elf on a shelf?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's go to Wendy Creative.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Does anyone get the bit here?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Like there's there's a lot of Christmas jokes to work with.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
His name is Woody?
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Anything? Give me something? My god, Let's go to Wendy.
Currently it's just sexy Darce. No, I don't care if
there's legal issues. We've got to put a card out
at this day because that's still selling.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Let's go to Wendy. Wendy, what do you want to say?
What do you see me doing on the on the
front card of a Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm would like to say Woody bear back on a
horse naked with a either a sander head or a
red cowboy hat and have have a written.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
To Christmas, don't Wendy, Wendy.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Great stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You can have yourself a little prize for that when
you have turned Holy Moly about you.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I love that. So it's Woody.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Just to confirm, yeah, mate, that's yours, Wendy. Just to
confirm it's it's Woody nude on a horse and the
car far back and the card says have a root
and Christmas.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's good. It's a bit of a Vladimir Putin kind of.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm glad you're like it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Lendy's got herself a card locked in? How many of
these cards were printing? Have you spoken to snap printing?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I haven't spoken to snap printing. That one goes through
way more important things to do than that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But I reckon we'll cock and arkis but tomorrow is
that happening?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Is that happening? We said you have more important things
to do? Or just checking you're not well?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Then guys, come on, you're printing cards. Come on, guess
sort it out. Debbie's called.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just a good? Is that in the lead? Will before
you keep criticizing their producers about not doing their jobs?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Root and Christmas?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's probably in the lead.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Currently, where are you going to get a horse? Well,
they're not doing anything else.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
A mental.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
A horse? Tis player a card or a horse? They
can choose one.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Because I reckon, we can bring a donkey in here.
I've brought a donkey to a party before, don I
brought a donkey to a party.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Before, let's go to Debbie.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm really they'll do urban visits.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
There's no Christmas.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
I mean, Debbie Wendy is just a bit sick though,
like there's no The only thing is can we go
into Wendy Wendy Wendy Wendy is written to like Christmas
themed at all?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Is that? Where'd you get that?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I have no idea, just kind of mind, just shooting.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
From the hit, Wendy. What if you've got a donkey? Right?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Can I have Debbie back? They've taken a caller off
me as well?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Whatever whatever takes your fancy.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sure on you, Wendy. There's just human value with donkey. Yeah,
donkey chucks and mountlers on it. Do you know what
I mean? And then all of a sudden it's a
bit Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Y, Yeah on Donna on donkey on comet and vixen?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Is that what you're thinking?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, so you can check it. You can check a
Rudolph nose on it if you want.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Or how are you in that?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I'm just riding it or you're.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
You?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I don't think you can be on a I don't
think being on a donkey safe.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I've written a donkey, sure you have.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It doesn't make any better, Debbie.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Final one will wrap this up. Currently you ned on
horns doos Donkeys written to Christmas Winning Debbie. What do
you want to see on the Christmas?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I would love to see Woody covered in ballbles with
on the front of the card saying have a ball
of a Christmas that he's got to be naked.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Convince you in the car somebody else.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Along we decide is that person real or are you
just putting on a voice? We want great players, Rosie.
We hope you're a great player. Hello, Hi, how are you?
I'm outstanding? Rosie? Who are you in the car with
my sister? Sister? What's your sister's name?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Don't her name? Her name is Sarah?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Was what was she trying to the twitch shop in wraps?
Get your hand out of it, Sarah. Can we talk
to Sarah who's got her bloody hands in the groceries? Sarah?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What were you having a nibble of there? Sarah? What's
that chucky jockey.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Chocolate? She loves chocolate?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
So that's that you, Rosie?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Anymore?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
That you Rosie?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now that's me?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah? Hi, I'm just telling her'm not teating.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, we're geting that. Can't here from can't hear from
Sarah again?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Sarah?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Then take the chucky out of your mouth and talk
to us, Sarah, Sarah, you older or younger than rost
my mouth?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I got my mouth pul.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh god, I was about to say because I reckon
at the start. I was going to say, there's a
little bit too much theatrics for mine.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Jack, which is we all know is common pitfall.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, and they're trying too hard hard got the hand
in the groceries. As soon as I rolled my eyes.
You can't do that audible medium, but I rolled my eyes. Guys,
I do think she's by herself.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What's your favorite song, Rosie?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Favorite songs? Uh, there's too many. I'm going to go
open light at the moment.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
There's favorite song, Sarah. What's your favorite song? Sarah? Last chance?
Otherwise pauses, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Long go to big Fue.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
She doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know what's going on here. But I think
you're by yourself and you are creating a world in
your car. They which I've been quite impressed by. But
you're buy yourself, Rosy.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I am well done.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Confused us. The chucky in the math from Sarah was
it was a smart play. It's got a Jesse Jess,
who are you in the coward?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
With my niece.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What's her name?
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Ka?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Katie? Okay, let's see it from Katie. All right, Katie,
all right, hi Katie. How old are you five? And
where have you been today?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Kin? Probably in prep ad five.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, you know, people are all nice.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Mommy said, one more year.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, that's totally fine. Okay, that's totally fine to keep, say,
one more year in childcare? What did you what?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What's what activity you did today? Katie?
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Sam Pee in the sand pit?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
In the sand pit?
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Jesse, I think you're there by yourself?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It wasn't.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Voice?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, yes, yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
A good time for another player here Dan, and play
it Den Den?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Dennis? Yo?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Who are you in the car with Dennis with my
girlfriend Jess?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Jess.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Let's hear it from Jess Den? Hi, I Jess? What
are you and Dennis? Apptunes? And I got a hot date?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Oh no, he just picked me up from work.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So he's just been okay, But what's happening tonight? What
are you doing? Do you live together?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Jess?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I'll probably just start home and cook cool and he
can probably relax.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
He can relax while you cook. Well is that? Wow?
That feels a bit backward.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, does he have a cook for you, Jess? Oh,
not really, Dennis.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Dennis doesntut Dennis back on for us.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
He he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, Hello, you have a cook for Jess, Dennis. What's
going on?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
My cooking skills are terrible.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Yeah, fair enough, Dennis.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm going to assume that Jess is just you pretty
got a voice?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
But are you single?
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Me?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
My girlfriend try next to me.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Oh okay, we're still playing with that. All right. Nice
to meet your Dennis quiz.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I just want to converge, just to make sure that
is you just put on a voice, right, Dennis.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
No, my girlfriend's still here.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
No, No, No, you're joking, she's not there. No, talk at
the same time, talk at the same time.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It would have asked a very specific sort of person
to call before we give away the lady goga tickets
up next, and that is a woman over the age
of fifty. Because we're having this chat yesterday. What is
the first trap? What is the first trap? Because boor
Terry Irwin, Steve's wife, I've got in a bit of
trouble after she posted the first trap of her son
Robert online. I don't want to be doing that, and
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everyone was like, why are you posting the first trap
of her son. She was like, that was a first trap,
which is a fair.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Which is fair enough.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
And I actually do feel for the gen X's and
the boom is online at times because they're that far
out of it.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
It's just really hard to know what they're doing.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And she said, sometimes she'll be doing hand signals and
her kids will be like, no, so she has a grip.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
If we got the audio, we put yes, say it
was a good gear. She has a So I've put
that in your last minute Tommy, I'm sorry about that.
He's got it. That's weird talking about.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
As a family, we still bounce off each other with everything,
Like none of us host on social media without running
it past the other one because sometimes there's some dumb
thing that I've missed. Her as a Boomer, I say
everything wrong, they'll go, oh, you can't do that with
your hands. It looks like a gang sign, and I like,
my goodness, oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Pretty wild, right, So anyway, so she got in trouble
posting a first trap of her own son, and we
just started talking, like, what do you think of a
woman over the age of fifty would know what a
first trap is?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
How to call from a woman called Jody? And this
is why this is back because I mean, like it
was great, but I'm not sure if you she hit
the mark? What's the first trap?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Jode's got to.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Look presentable and a bit tailored in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm talking a nice lawyer walking to the court or
something like that, right.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Your first a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Because does she not understand first trap? Or is that
just what the first trap is for a woman who's
over fifty. Let's find out from Marina? Hello Marina, Hi Marina,
do you know what a first trap is for starters?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
First trap?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No? No idea?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You've really ever heard of it?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
No? No?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Right? What is it? What does it bring to mind?
If I said first trap?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
First trap? A woman trapping a man?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So how would they do that? How would they do
that on social media? Marina?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Maybe DM.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Marine photo? Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
So what would like a sexual that's.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Salacious, provocative, a provocative which both male and female can do, Marina.
And they're hoping to trap you by making you thirsty?
I think that's the Is that right or not? Is
that right? They're trying to get to a sexy image
to make you thirsty, essentially, like to get a bit
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of attention, quench the thirst.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think thirst is a metaphor though for Yeah, yeah, yeah, Marina.
Now that you've got that, what would the first chap
be for you? I'm not sure if you if you're
into men or if you're into women or what the
what do you what?
Speaker 7 (19:45):
What would the first chap be for you?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
What would I do?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What would trap you? Marina?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
My husband? Of course?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What would you have to do that? Marina? If they
could post one photo doing something? What would really? What
would really?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
God? I don't know. See, I don't know. I don't
want to kiss and tell.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Nice to be.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
We've got to be a bit careful because we asked women,
what's the first trap for you?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
They can't be telling us what they would do.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
No, it's what we walked in there we did and
I think we got out well. Rosemary thirty one, He's like, Rosemary, Hello,
what's the first trap for you? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Look, I just need a man who is lightly tanned,
who's looking hot in his tennis clothes.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Tennis.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, he's got to be wearing the tennis outsit.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And old school tenniss like full whites.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Full whites, but he's got to have cool sunnies.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Wow, cool sunny's full white. And we're talking like the
kind of like a polo shirt, polo shit tucked into
it to a tailored short.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
No, not to touching a skinky.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's not like wimbled and Rosemary get Wimbledon. No, So
did you like Raffle with the three quarter shorts shorts?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, raff is gone, but Carlos is back and sexies
candy for us, candy rose love hearing it one hundred
while about you?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
For you?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
On the way, we're asking women over the age of fifty,
what's the first trap? You can get the context on
the podcast, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, yes, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You dropped your phone when you heard us talking about
the tennis player there, Kylie?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I did you got me?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
So what is a what's the first trap? For you? Then?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Absolutely laid down there Chris Hensworth without a shirt on
struth ormighty.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I think that's just a that's a fourhand winner? Is
it to continue to tennis?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's easy, you can't get wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's easy for Chris. It's easy. But like if we
had to stretch you here, Kylie, where are you putting him?
What environment are you're putting him in? What pants is
he wearing or what shorts is he wearing?
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
It doesn't matter. I mean the man is just a
stummach lay down.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Is actually what that thing going on?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Where he almost gets sexier in in less sexy.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Environments, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Like if you saw him at work, he'd be hotter
than if he was at the beach back just balancing
your ledges. You have his have a cute bum through
his suit pants belt, just absolutely bousted.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Ye, and he's really.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
Nice as well, Chris incredible as your ticket to me.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
You guys are listening right across the workday for your
chance to win a whole row of Lady Gaga tickets
to a show that's completely sold outwards.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
She's doing Sydney, she's doing Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Hits after hits after Hitch's the Weapon. I've never seen
Gaga live. I would imagine her shows have elite choreography
as well.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Yeah, I would have thought, so that's her bit.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
She does it all well.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
Music s edit, but yeah, it's just the dancing thing
as well.
Speaker 2 (23:15):
Full spectacular.
Speaker 3 (23:16):
I think most people will have good choreography when you're
at that level.
Speaker 7 (23:21):
I'd be disappointed if they're doing the one two steps.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well, I saw Hans Zimmer earlier in the he wasn't dancing. Yeah,
he's point made. I'm sorry, point made. Not everyone dances.
She dances, She dances well, and dances till she's dead. Well,
if you want to go and see her and have
a whole row booked out for yourself and just keep
listening to us, I mean might call you.
Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yes, who are going right now?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
We've got a number here. I won't say the name
because it might be you. Let's time.
Speaker 8 (23:54):
Hello.
Speaker 7 (23:55):
Hey is that Angela?
Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yes, this is Angela.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Hey Angela. How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Pretty good? Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Good? That's good.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Is this about the Gag tickets?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Oh you're in you're up for Gaga tickets?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah? Oh right right, okay, sorry, I'll hand you down
for Hans Zimmer tickets.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
Is that wrong?
Speaker 9 (24:20):
That's no, sorry, I was looking for tickets.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
Oh go, got tickets?
Speaker 3 (24:23):
Okay, So no, Hans Zimmer, I'll go to whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's an amazing show, Hans Zimmer. Sure, hold roight whole
road of Hans.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
You guys are literally shaking.
Speaker 7 (24:43):
Angela. You've got the gagt tickets.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
Tiger, thank you guys so much.
Speaker 7 (24:50):
You don't want the whole road of Hans, We'll have
to give them to someone else. Gosh, oh my god,
I'm actually so shaking.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You guys hold Rose to Hans next week, maybe go way.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Enjoy who are you taking. You've got a whole row, mate,
you gotta fill it.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
My family is so excited. My little brother has been
begging me for these tickets for so long.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's going to be unbelievable. She's doing all the hits.
Lady Gaga, You've got to be lucky to be in
that guard right now. Oh my god, thank you. I
only got a few more days of this to go
because they said she has sold out and we are
greedily giving away whole row. So if you want to
be involved, listen. Right across the work day, we are
joined by an Australian of the Year. This guy's the
busiest going Australia.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
It was funny.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
It's funny you see dealing all cot everywhere like you
really do particularly tennis very shortly as well, You're going
to be seeing a whole lot more of him.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
The rap sheet's amazing woods.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh, we're going through it before. I don't reckon anyone
has a rap sheet like it. So he is an
Olympic tennis player and basketball player. Three gold medals, one
silver medal, he's won the Australian Open seven years straight
and he's also received the Australian of the Year. Yeah,
like it really is phenomenal, and I just wonder, I mean,
how do you keep that ego under control?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Dealan or cod You forgot the most important thing, which
is washed up loser athlete these days China, Can I
try to make a craft?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Can I finish that washed up loser athlete that gets
seen at Disney World alone as a thirty four year
old man.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, because you're like that. Yeah, I had. I had
a keynote over in America and it was at Disney World.
I was like, I'm going to go to Disney World
by myself. There is just purely adults there. People really speak,
Oh mate, we're in full pink you hear dog me?
One gold medal then, by the way, medals, but.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Producers that's a bulling.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
That is.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Wow, that is rough. There you go.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Where do you keep all the metals? Still, that's a
good question.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I've actually just got them under my wheelchair at all times.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Wants to take a cow bell. Just hear him chinking
from a while out.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
If you ever see me speak, I actually bring them
out and throw them in the crowd. You know, they
very cool and all that to be able to see them,
but it's the journey that means the most to me.
But letting little kids touch them and stuff like, it's
so amazing. But they have definitely been beaten up. I
don't know if they're going to last my whole life,
but I think I like it that way.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It slight, oh nest thing going on? Throwing four gold
medals into a crowd of people.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, I literally throw them and if they hit you
in the head, you might have a concussion. But they
haven't heard anyone yet, which is good.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Hey, you got a new foundation which has launched recently.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, so yeah, we started out, you know they do
an act foundation. Well, well nearly a decad ago, but
we launched an initiative around advertising called the Shift twenty initiative,
trying to shift the needle to get greater representation for
the five and a half million Australians in some form
of disability, and today International Day People with Disability Disability
Christmas as I like to call it, something called we
(27:52):
launched something called eighty for twenty which is unlocking over
ten million dollars in added media value to brands who've
caughed inclusively of disability. So we've got so many media
companies involved in this, like Amazon, R and N, Foxtel
News dot Com, paramount QM messis to name a few.
So for example, Kiss where you guys work. If a
brand was to cast a voice actor with disability for
(28:14):
the radio, whether that brand has one thousand dollars or
a million dollars in ad spend, they get twenty percent
extra in that value. So if someone like Uber eats
or anz or nob or whatever spent a million dollars,
they get two hundred thousand dollars donated by R and
N to be able to How cool is that? Yeah,
(28:35):
we just want to kick that the industry.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Like.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
The reasons brand should cast people with disability is not
just the social equity, it's because it's good business, you
know what I mean? Like running two astrands are more
likely to buy a product if they see someone with
disability in an added right, good business to do it.
But on top of that, we're just trying to give
incentives to give more awesome people with disability the opportunity
(28:57):
to work in this industry that we work in.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
You know what, I man, can I ask why is that?
Mof you?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
If you see someone with a disability advertising something, you're
more likely to buy it?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah? It's a really good point, right because you know,
if an organization or a brand they want to represent
their customer base, correct, and if twenty percent of their
customer base have disability, well then you should have greater representation. Yeah,
only less than two percent of seen on our screens.
But of the twenty percentity trained population have disability, seventy
six percent are touched by disability via their brother, their mum,
(29:29):
their friend at work, on whatever it is. So being
inclusive is actually a really good business decision, right. But
it also you know, boys, we've been friends for what
ten to fifteen years? I never saw anybody like me
on teas anyone, and it it used to break my heart, right,
and I always wanted to try and change that. And
another cool thing we've done with Shift twenty is we
(29:51):
have an open cafting talent agency on TikTok so people
can search Shift twenty casting calls. If you're a person
with disability, you can put your tape up there and
then brands can go on there and past you from that. Yeah,
we're just trying to think of cool ways to break
it down to give the people the opportunities they deserve.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I love that, man, real great it is.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
So if people want to find out more, head to
Shift twenty dot org slash eighty for twenty to find
out more. All those numbers are in numbers, by the way,
So like, I love the idea deal, but maybe simple
fy the website lot going on there, it would be
probably remissive. It's not talking about the AEO. Just around
the corner. I've got a question for you. Obviously you're
a big tennis fan. One what is it, two gold
medals and thank you the same He's actually one four
(30:34):
guys at the same time this year. I've also seen
you at your fair share of Dolf's, so I know
there's some really good electronic music that's going to be
going on down in Melbourne Park. Hot Ship's going to
be there amongst a bunch of other people. Is it Prodigy?
You going to be playing down there as well? The presets.
I'm pretty sure Harvey Sutherland's going to be down there
as well. It's some really cool music. The kid Learroy
(30:55):
to be a little bit more on brand for Kiss.
But for all those people that are into Harvey Sutherland,
I'm proud of him. But till how are you going
to choose? What I mean, is it going to be
tennis or door for you while you down there?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I mean a little from column, a little from columb Yeah.
I'll be working on the on the Lilad of Sports
in the nine network. It was quite funny last year
I had to go do the panel to throw to
the men's semi final. I was on the panel with
John McEnroe and Jim Courier and I reckon. Four minutes
before I had to do that, I was watching Kesher
(31:26):
John Cana and I'm like, I'm going I want to
see TikTok. I've got to see Kesha and they produced
like they see me on the cameras. On the cameras, right,
I get to travel all around the world. Obviously playing centers,
but now I get to go to so many events
and things like that, and the way that it integrates,
not just the tennis, whether it's food, music, acceptability and inclusion.
(31:50):
They haven't they have an All Abilities Day where they
make we make the site fully accessible for people disability
to come check it out. They they're really invest in it.
I'm lucky that I play a very very very small
in it and I roll. I dust off my tennis
racket once a year and pretend I can still play tennis.
How they hit, which I enjoy And yeah, Mat, I
can't wait for January to roll around.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's unreal. I want to talk a little bit. I'm
not sure if we should be promoting crowdsurfing or not,
but Will and I were chatting just before you joined
us about the fact that you'll do a wheelchair CrowdSurf
every now and then. I'm curious, when was the when
was the first time you wheelchair crowdsurfed and whose idea
was it?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Yeah, I was in the moshpit at this small festival
called Coachella and there was this there was this new
up andcoming rapper called jay Z playing. I thought, you know,
I got to I got to give this guy a
bit of love. So I decided to decide it to
CrowdSurf and it was the best say in the house.
I've only been dropped once and actually YouTube wheelchair crowdsurft
(32:47):
sail right now. If you're driving, don't do that, but
you will see me and I'll tell you the same
thing I told my mom. I did not end up
any more disabled than I started. I didn't get any
new funding, I didn't get any new age. But my
crowd serving highlight was crowdserving at Meritith Music Festival and
getting on stage and rapping with my musical heroes, the
(33:08):
Wu Tang clan. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah that is what? So what which video? I'm sure
there's a video of that as well. Deal, but which
video has more hits? You failing with the crowdsurfing or
you rapping with Wu Tang.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Well, the Wo Tang one does have a couple of million,
but the wheelchair crowdsurve frail across multiple platforms has a
lot more than ten million. I think it was on
the show called Tosh point zero back in.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah, and he.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Did an absolute takedown of me.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
It was very rare that's so good.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I love all the wonderful work you do a deal,
I mean, winning four gold medals, and yet the biggest
thing on the internet is still you falling out of
your chair at a music festival.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
That's that's that's just great.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
They held the wheelchair up for two more minutes, yeah,
because they didn't realize I'm on the crown and they're going, jeez, deal,
deal's light and I'm like, I'm down here.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Oh that is really awesome. Hey, dyl who's your pick
for the Aussie Open before we let you go?
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, I think Carlos our Caras and Yanix are just
in a new level, to be honest. And in the
women's you know, it's tough to go past Sabalanca and
Coco Golfs who are who are doing really good stuff.
And you know some some new young Losy women as well,
my joint and stuff like that out there. So let's
see how we go. It's going to be another great
somewhere tennis. And yeah, if you do come and you
see me out there, come sagurday because I absolutely love it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
And if he is wheelchair crowd surfing, make sure he's
still in the wild.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Yeah, I agree. Just a bit of a psa.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
If you're going to pick him up, make sure he
still maybe get a seatbelt going on to something, mate,
A bit of responsibility from you as an adult would
be great.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah, well I actually I know I asked you sure
to do it, but now that you're both dads and
you know gott to look after your babies, you just
don't want to get me up there and.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Nah, you know it.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
You know if people look after who live after a
full dolt as well. Hey Dyl, it's so good to
have you on the show mate, always good here voice.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Congrats on everything.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
A little reminder if anyone wants to learn about how
they can unlock some serious value in their business in
media value and this is just for brands who cast
inclusively to people with disability, head along to Shift twenty
dot org slash eighty for twenty. If you guys want
to get involved in this wonderful initiative from Dylan Orkolt
deal have a great dosi op man.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
We'll hopefully over summer boy.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
It's big love to you, and big love to everybody
involved in cleaning PhD and Special who made this happen.
But you've been massive supporters of me boys as always
with disability and what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
So thank you, love your mate. Talking about Miley sire,
Yeah she did, Yeah she does. So she is engaged
will bar she's got a ring on it again? Obviously.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
Will you team Miley or team Liam?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I forget Oh bloody hell, mate, don't take me there,
I think you were Miley.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No, I don't take teams and things so serious a
relationship break up. So the team I was on was
just love and peace.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Come on, I was I was team LIAMB until I
saw the new season of The Witcher on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Oh he sloppy and that.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Oh no, he's not sloppy beautiful, looks gorgeous. Yeah, shocking show. Anyway,
Who is Miley's new squeeze?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
So Miley is engaged now to Max Miranda? Are you
across him?
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Of course not run Okay, he's a singer, Miranda.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Yeah? Does he do?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Max sings?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Obviously?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
That's sorry's a drummers. A drummer, he drums.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
You don't also know anything.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I don't, sorry Joe, Max, Miranda Miranda quick pow wow.
I do know Maxwell, but Live knows him better. Live
over the Year. He's a drummer, but what I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh my god, everything with him.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
He's drummed with her.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
He's a studio ready and you's an album called Feel
Your Feelings Full. There you go, feel your hel twenty seventeen.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Sorry, he's twenty seventeen. Al right, guys.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
He's great with the sticks though, Max Mirando he's great
with the sticks too.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
But he's yeah, right, so they didn't. I'm not asking
any more questions.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Please don't not about Max, ask me about Miley. Go
for your life anyway. They've been dating for four years.
They are engaged. It's all been confirmed. But here's the
bit that a lot of people are talking about. He
is six years younger than Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Oh yeah, right, yeah. A lot of.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
People like chatting about the age gap. You know, wo
pretty big age gap. She's addressed it before, she said, like, yes,
it is a significant age gap. And there are sometimes
that we have little misses like apparently he uses Reddit
to raise their dog. So any issue that comes out.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
To credit to raise our child effectively. I'm not sure
if I she said it publicly.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
But you have.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
It's been useful.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
You have, and here we are, so she says, there's
a couple of very useful Well Max Mirando, are you bloody?
In between Drummond? He's redditing good stuff anyway. I just
want to focus on age gaps.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Oh yeah, well you are the age gap specialist.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
You've said that before, and I don't know why he
keeps saying that. Thirteen one oh six five, thirteen one
oh six five is our number. How big is the
age gap in your relationship? And is it working beautifully
because you've got a six year age gap? Yes, so
it works well? Six yeah, six yeah, six years?
Speaker 7 (38:27):
What former girlfriend? Somewhere between six and ten.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
I don't think we decided last time, but it was
man's a specialization.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Six. I think it was six. She didn't have a
birth certificate, so we don't really know.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
So just to throw out a few that just sounded
really six she was it was about seven years, but
six it was six?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
I think it was seven, man, it was, but fine.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Six and a half. Fine, that's a ground six and
a half, right.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
But I thought your whole bit here is that it worked.
It worked well.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I am married to a woman who's six years. We've
got two beautiful children, and I think so immaturity is matched.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Up.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
They say that women mature faster. I mean this Miley
and Max Miranda, they're the flip on that, like she's
older Miranda, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Miranda, throw it yet it's a weird thing that happens
there where she's the older woman. That's an interesting dichotomy.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Zeita Jones and Michael Douglas twenty five years war working
beautifully has he still got throatcats? Not anymore and apparently
it was cured by a particular move with her Alec
and Hilario Baldwin Alec and Hilario Baldwin twenty six years
wow between going beautifully beyond saying jay Z yeah twelve
years Yeah, twelve year age gap going meanly?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
Did she know you?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's interesting for me because, like you know, jay Z
is the big producer when she comes along as a singer.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
That's to get a couple of question marks there. But
now they're married happy, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Children? Blue Ivy and I don't know the other names,
but anyway, thirteen one oh sixty five? How many children
have they got?
Speaker 7 (40:00):
Three or four? Three or four?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Or is it Blue and Ivy? No, Blue Ivy's one anyway,
So it is interested like, what is the age gap
between you and your partner? And then is it just hummon,
it's going to Michelle here, Michelle, are you older or
younger than your partner? I'm older, you're right, So what's
the age gap?
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Seventeen years?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Beautiful? Beautiful? So do you want to ask what age
you guys?
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Met I was about forty nine and she was thirty one,
thirty two or something like that.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
Two women, Michelle, tell you you and your wife. I'm
gonna say something. I mean, I'm gonna say something that
might be stereotyping. Here here we go.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I feel like it's different with the same sex couples
age gaps for some reason, particularly women.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah, I agree with that, because I think.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
That men and women are like really really different, as
you pointed out beforewards, biological, biologically, but.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Also mentally depending on their age.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yes, I suppose there's a whole bunch of hormonal changes
for women as well, But I don't know. I feel
like I see a lot more much older, much younger
couples that it's very much more accepted when it comes
to homosexual couples. Yeah, Like do you know what I mean?
Like when there's a homosexual couple and it's big age gap.
People are just like, oh, that's late. Is it's heterosexual.
There's always this question of like, hey on, is someone
a bit sick here?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
Do you know what I mean? And like, uh, you
know it's someone.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
We have less selection button Bush and Tom's written, Yeah right, no,
fair enough, the pool's a little bit smaller.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Degenerous and was Degenerous married too? Degener's sixteen year difference.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Yeah, what do you think about it? What do you
think about Ellen? Michelle? Ellen Degenerous weird question? Yeah, I'm off,
I'm off. I think I think we're all a bit off. Michelle.
Thanks for the girl, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Some footage of Ellen Degenerous recently walking through Italy and
there was just security guards pushing like patrons out of
the way so she could walk into an event. Oh
just appalled. Yeah, she's yeah, it's just just you can
walk amongst people.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Yeah, well it'd be hard people.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Let's go to Ashley here, harder.
Speaker 7 (42:15):
I mean, you know what I mean? Yeah, but they
I don't want to be on her.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
I don't want to be on her side having a
sorebe and he gets pushed out of the world ice
cream hit the floor.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
No, no, maintained it, Ashley. We're talking age gaps. Your
parents have a significant age gap. What is it? What's
the age gap?
Speaker 10 (42:30):
They do?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
They're twenty seven years apart.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
Whoa who?
Speaker 7 (42:34):
Man or woman? Man? Or woman? Older?
Speaker 1 (42:36):
There?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Ash My father's older?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
How old? Can I ask how old he was when
you were born?
Speaker 4 (42:44):
He was fifty ISHU? Yeah, fifty?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
He was fifty when you were born?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Right, yeah, And so I'm just curious. Obviously, I think
it's it's bloody great. Are your parents do it together?
Speaker 9 (42:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (42:58):
They he found out about she was pregnant with me
and kind of run for the hill. Oh I've got
an older brother who is five years older than my mother,
and my sister is three years older than her.
Speaker 7 (43:10):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, so you've got a brother and a sister that
are older than your mum. Yes, that's wild truth, almighty.
Speaker 7 (43:15):
That's really funny. Are that your mates with them? Are
you all mates?
Speaker 4 (43:19):
We actually only just met a couple.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Of weeks ago.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
How did that happen?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
So I knew about them, They had no idea about me.
Our father passed earlier this year. So I put up
a Facebook post like hay has does anyone know this
person and then sure enough they've reached out in the
last couple of weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Oh, actually, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Are you all going to have Christmas together, Ashley?
Speaker 10 (43:45):
We're all in.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Different parts of the country, so eventually I'm sure we'll mate.
But at the moment, yeah, so you.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Haven't seen it? Did your video call? Was it just
on the phone?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Not yet? Just Facebook messaging my age as well.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
That is so exciting. Yeah, that's so awesome, mate.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Does it feel pretty wild honestly?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:11):
So you weren't probably with a fan of your dad
growing up?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Well, no, we were fine. I always had the option
of whether I wanted to be with in one mind o.
Mum never stopped me with.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
The other kids with the other kids made for them.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
No, apparently they hadn't. The sister was adopted out at birth,
and my brother hadn't seen in since he was nine.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Wow, okay, phenomenal cool man.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Oh that's great. Well, I hope you guys get a
chance to catch up. Please let us know when you do.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well do thanks, guys, We're worried.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Enjoy Christmas, shoping just got a lot worse for poor
ash Oh yeah, that's why you don't want to meet up? Yeah,
family lovely, also obligation.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
It's the only negative, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Family?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Hip pocket?
Speaker 7 (44:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, Jackie, overwhelmingly positive?
Speaker 7 (45:00):
My present jack Gold, beautiful moment, hit.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Bucket, Jackie, Jackie.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
We're talking age gaps. You've got a younger boyfriend. How
much younger is your boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Twenty one years and eleven months?
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
You count the month's Jackie. So how old are you?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
If he wants to say twenty two, I'll say no,
twenty one and eleven.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Months, Nico nice, jack sneak and under twenty two?
Speaker 5 (45:26):
So what is what?
Speaker 7 (45:27):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
I'm fifty six and he turned thirty five last Thursday?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (45:32):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (45:33):
What attracted you to him, Jackie? What brought you in?
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I didn't know he was so young because he looks
a bit older and I look younger, so we didn't know.
And then he approached me at a club asked me
to dance. He said he wanted to dance with the
prettiest girl in the club, so I couldn't say.
Speaker 7 (45:48):
No, Jackie over Jackie nice? How long have you guys
been together? For?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Eleven months? Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:56):
Wow? Frekay pretty fresh Jackie sounds like
Speaker 5 (46:00):
A three years older than me, all right,
The Will M.
Speaker 2 (00:05):
Woody Podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:08):
You're calling on thirty one and sixty five if you
want one of the limited edition Woody on the front
cover in whatever position you want him signed only Christmas card.
Speaker 2 (00:19):
Yeah, it doesn't like stop taking to the gutter. You're
you're taking it. You'll lead the audience. Once you're leading
the audience, I think I'm not leading wholesome shot which
stinks of I'm a family man. I've got to do.
Speaker 3 (00:32):
You think that I'm not leading anyone anywhere. It's the
callers that got sick. This is them yesterday. This is
what they want. Would you like to signed Christmas card
with Woody on the front.
Speaker 2 (00:41):
How would you like him doing some gardening in the
backyard of the bring, maybe trimming some hedges.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
I'd like you to challenge the firefighters. I just want
to hold that one shot for the whole year.
Speaker 5 (00:51):
Do you know what I think would be amazing if
he could be more faster and let his name out,
let his hair out.
Speaker 2 (00:58):
It's the role I was born to play.
Speaker 3 (01:00):
A push bike riding a pushbike, nice ass.
Speaker 2 (01:05):
I would like those rat legs protruding it out of
some short short.
Speaker 6 (01:09):
I want him just as toy story would it with
under my name on it, wearing a Christmas.
Speaker 2 (01:16):
Hatt Yeah, the name underneath the boost.
Speaker 7 (01:21):
I should mention there will only be one photo.
Speaker 2 (01:25):
Yes, that we do.
Speaker 3 (01:26):
I mean they will be signed individually. I can guarantee
you that, but there's only going to be one photo.
I got the sense yesterday when people were saying what
they wanted woulds it got quite possessive. A lot of
people were saying, I want him like this, I want
him like that. Now the irony of that is, I
know you quite like that sort of thing. But that's
(01:46):
not the way this is going. From my wife, well,
it's not the way it's that's not the way it's going,
destroying a line in the sand.
Speaker 2 (01:53):
I appreciate agent as your publicist. I appreciate you creating
some boundaries for people here. So it's not that bespoke.
We wanted to be a bit more universe.
Speaker 3 (02:02):
Could to make some cash though real Bonnie Blewett opened
up and only fans sleep with a thousand, No, just
only fans, and then people just tell us what they
want you doing on the Christmas card?
Speaker 7 (02:11):
Still it privately, Well that's money there, that.
Speaker 2 (02:13):
That's my money though, that's my money well, I'm promoting
cutting you in anyway.
Speaker 3 (02:19):
Look, we put up some suggestions yesterday, Yes, and I
believe our new.
Speaker 7 (02:25):
Digity boy, Sexy Dance back there.
Speaker 2 (02:29):
He put the chuck him on a Christmas card. I
tell you what he does. Double get him in the background,
get him in the background or something, get him involved.
Speaker 3 (02:37):
So sexy Darce, he's posted up this the AI images
of what they could look like.
Speaker 7 (02:44):
So what options did we have, Darce? What were the options?
Speaker 8 (02:50):
So we had what are you with a whipper snippy
in the garden? And we had him laying on a
race car, and then we also had him as a
fire fight A.
Speaker 2 (03:01):
Good options, all good options, which and there was a
vote so which one won?
Speaker 8 (03:05):
So it was close, but there was one outstanding winner.
It was Woody as a firefighter.
Speaker 3 (03:12):
Yeah, a firefighter right, eh? Wow, burning wood, Oh that
that works. There's no Christmas there, there's no Christmas.
Speaker 2 (03:20):
It does quite like it's the most woonderful time of
the year. And with flaming wood. Why flaming Well, because
I'm a firefighter, mate me with a hose.
Speaker 8 (03:31):
Maybe that was the text on that card.
Speaker 7 (03:33):
Yeah, that was the most watiful time of the year.
Speaker 2 (03:35):
And then I'm just like Dows and fires. If you
get me out of those commercial hoses. This isn't fun
for you. I wanted to be I know you do
give me a commercial.
Speaker 7 (03:44):
No one wants that.
Speaker 2 (03:45):
I want to write it like little rascals, you know,
little rascals when I know what you mean, it's an
old reference.
Speaker 3 (03:50):
I'm taking some calls right now, thirteen one and six
five on what people want to see on the card
because we have to decide this. We've only got into
a couple of weeks on air, and we've got to
get these cards out.
Speaker 7 (03:57):
I've got to get these guys are got to get
to snap printing.
Speaker 3 (03:59):
Sure, I don't know how many we're printing, but I
know it's limited editions.
Speaker 7 (04:03):
Well, I know, Kelly, what do you want to see
on the Christmas card?
Speaker 5 (04:07):
Hey, guys, Merry Christmas Christmas.
Speaker 1 (04:10):
I'd like to see Woody swing swinging from the Christmas
tree like a wrecking ball with a Grinch outfit on.
Speaker 2 (04:16):
Oh okay, okay. So taking a bit of motivation there
from Mali Sarus in the song wrecking Ball. I mean
she's she's on the ball, nude.
Speaker 3 (04:30):
I think you'd be on the ball, Nord no, no, I'd
be dressed as I think it's just a I think
it's just a grin chat just a grin chat nerd
on the ball?
Speaker 7 (04:37):
Kel Do you want him rude on the ball?
Speaker 5 (04:38):
Oh yeah, let's be let's be naughty.
Speaker 7 (04:41):
Yeah yeah, I like that.
Speaker 3 (04:43):
And yeah, get out your Christmas ballbles and then you
on the wrecking ball.
Speaker 7 (04:48):
There you go.
Speaker 3 (04:49):
That's in the lead for me. Let's take some more
calls six five wrecking ball, kel kel Kell. You're going
to get one and you're going to get a card
when they're made. I don't know what it'll be, but
you're in the running. Well done, that's for you. I
think so far, we really like have a wonderful Christmas.
It's the most wonderful time of the year. It's the
most wauterful time of the year.
Speaker 2 (05:08):
Me as a firefighter holding wood with the industrial hose,
I reckon putting down and some fires.
Speaker 7 (05:16):
I don't think it's very Christmas.
Speaker 2 (05:17):
Here, get me on that.
Speaker 3 (05:17):
I don't think it's very Christmas. I also don't think
you have much say in this.
Speaker 2 (05:21):
That's fair.
Speaker 3 (05:22):
So yeah, I think you get you've got consulting rights
because at the end of the day, you know, there's
probably some legal stuff we need to cover, but at
the end of the day, I think this is everyone
else objectifying.
Speaker 2 (05:32):
You only enjoy this when I'm hating the pose I'm in.
Speaker 3 (05:35):
Obviously obviously, yeah, or if you're or if you're heavily sexualized,
because I think that'll sell.
Speaker 2 (05:41):
You want you want me to be heavily sexualized, think.
Speaker 7 (05:43):
So that'll sell. That's the bit that's welcome, Welcome to
the twenty first century.
Speaker 3 (05:47):
Mane sexy does and I'm not counting him out.
Speaker 7 (05:54):
He's hot, I'm not counting him out.
Speaker 2 (05:55):
Let's get him involved.
Speaker 3 (05:56):
He is new and he's very young, so I think
we'll probably have to draw the line there. Brittany, just
talking on behalf of.
Speaker 7 (06:02):
Legal, Brittany. They Legal have got a.
Speaker 3 (06:04):
Direct one any my ear these days, they just buzz in.
He's yeah, he's only be working for us for a week.
Speaker 2 (06:11):
Is Brittany, Brittany, Brittany, Soggy Darce is off the table.
I mean sexy.
Speaker 7 (06:17):
It's come from sexy to soggy.
Speaker 2 (06:18):
Pretty sorry, sexy, britt britt What do you I don't know,
I don't know what happened, britt What do you want
to see me? Doing on the front cover of a
Christmas card.
Speaker 4 (06:32):
I think you could be dressed up as Bruce Willis
from die Hard cooling through the Air.
Speaker 3 (06:36):
Then, oh, yes, the die Hard movie is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 4 (06:41):
It is a Christmas movie.
Speaker 2 (06:42):
I don't mind it, but unfortunately I like that to
If I'm being honest with you, it's exciting me that
I could dress up like Bruce Willis and you hate that.
You don't want me to enjoy this?
Speaker 7 (06:52):
Well, you'd have to shave your head completely, neude.
Speaker 2 (06:56):
I definitely don't want to do that. That feels like a
big commitment for a stupid Christmas card.
Speaker 7 (06:59):
I there he goes you.
Speaker 2 (07:04):
Okay, so beig committing for that one. Yeah, I can't
wear a bold cap.
Speaker 7 (07:07):
No, no, I think it's offensive to bold men all
over the world. And there's a man who was not
six months ago.
Speaker 3 (07:14):
That would have really hit me flying the flag for
the b Larissa, Larissa, Hey, Larissa, do you wan one
of these signed Christmas cards?
Speaker 7 (07:22):
What are you on the front? You're into it?
Speaker 5 (07:24):
Cool?
Speaker 9 (07:25):
Actually the best living here for a lot?
Speaker 7 (07:27):
How would how would you like him? Laris?
Speaker 4 (07:31):
Oh, I had a suggestion of yeah, well else on
the shelf? Actually on the shelf.
Speaker 2 (07:43):
I'm the elf on a shelf?
Speaker 7 (07:46):
Is that it?
Speaker 2 (07:49):
Let's go to Wendy Creative.
Speaker 7 (07:55):
Does anyone get the bit here?
Speaker 3 (07:56):
Like there's there's a lot of Christmas jokes to work with.
Speaker 7 (07:59):
His name is Woody?
Speaker 10 (08:01):
Anything? Give me something? My god, Let's go to Wendy.
Currently it's just sexy Darce. No, I don't care if
there's legal issues. We've got to put a card out
at this day because that's still selling.
Speaker 2 (08:18):
Let's go to Wendy. Wendy, what do you want to say?
What do you see me doing on the on the
front card of a Christmas card?
Speaker 1 (08:23):
I'm would like to say Woody bear back on a
horse naked with a either a sander head or a
red cowboy hat and have have a written.
Speaker 9 (08:30):
To Christmas, don't Wendy, Wendy.
Speaker 7 (08:38):
Great stuff.
Speaker 3 (08:39):
You can have yourself a little prize for that when
you have turned Holy Moly about you.
Speaker 7 (08:42):
I love that. So it's Woody.
Speaker 3 (08:43):
Just to confirm, yeah, mate, that's yours, Wendy. Just to
confirm it's it's Woody nude on a horse and the
car far back and the card says have a root
and Christmas.
Speaker 7 (08:59):
That's great.
Speaker 2 (08:59):
That's good. It's a bit of a Vladimir Putin kind of.
Speaker 4 (09:03):
I'm glad you're like it.
Speaker 3 (09:07):
Lendy's got herself a card locked in? How many of
these cards were printing? Have you spoken to snap printing?
Speaker 2 (09:12):
I haven't spoken to snap printing. That one goes through
way more important things to do than that.
Speaker 3 (09:17):
But I reckon we'll cock and arkis but tomorrow is
that happening?
Speaker 2 (09:22):
Sorry?
Speaker 7 (09:22):
Is that happening? We said you have more important things
to do? Or just checking you're not well?
Speaker 3 (09:28):
Then guys, come on, you're printing cards. Come on, guess
sort it out. Debbie's called.
Speaker 2 (09:34):
Just a good? Is that in the lead? Will before
you keep criticizing their producers about not doing their jobs?
Speaker 7 (09:42):
Root and Christmas?
Speaker 2 (09:43):
That's probably in the lead.
Speaker 7 (09:44):
Currently, where are you going to get a horse? Well,
they're not doing anything else.
Speaker 2 (09:49):
A mental.
Speaker 7 (09:51):
A horse? Tis player a card or a horse? They
can choose one.
Speaker 2 (09:55):
Because I reckon, we can bring a donkey in here.
I've brought a donkey to a party before, don I
brought a donkey to a party.
Speaker 7 (10:02):
Before, let's go to Debbie.
Speaker 2 (10:03):
I'm really they'll do urban visits.
Speaker 7 (10:05):
There's no Christmas.
Speaker 11 (10:06):
I mean, Debbie Wendy is just a bit sick though,
like there's no The only thing is can we go
into Wendy Wendy Wendy Wendy is written to like Christmas
themed at all?
Speaker 7 (10:18):
Is that? Where'd you get that?
Speaker 4 (10:19):
I have no idea, just kind of mind, just shooting.
Speaker 2 (10:23):
From the hit, Wendy. What if you've got a donkey? Right?
Speaker 7 (10:26):
Can I have Debbie back? They've taken a caller off
me as well?
Speaker 4 (10:28):
Whatever whatever takes your fancy.
Speaker 2 (10:31):
Sure on you, Wendy. There's just human value with donkey. Yeah,
donkey chucks and mountlers on it. Do you know what
I mean? And then all of a sudden it's a
bit Christmas.
Speaker 3 (10:39):
Y, Yeah on Donna on donkey on comet and vixen?
Speaker 7 (10:43):
Is that what you're thinking?
Speaker 8 (10:44):
Oh?
Speaker 2 (10:44):
Yeah, so you can check it. You can check a
Rudolph nose on it if you want.
Speaker 7 (10:47):
Or how are you in that?
Speaker 2 (10:49):
I'm just riding it or you're.
Speaker 7 (10:53):
You?
Speaker 3 (10:54):
I don't think you can be on a I don't
think being on a donkey safe.
Speaker 2 (10:58):
I've written a donkey, sure you have.
Speaker 3 (11:00):
It doesn't make any better, Debbie.
Speaker 7 (11:04):
Sorry.
Speaker 3 (11:04):
Final one will wrap this up. Currently you ned on
horns doos Donkeys written to Christmas Winning Debbie. What do
you want to see on the Christmas?
Speaker 6 (11:12):
I would love to see Woody covered in ballbles with
on the front of the card saying have a ball
of a Christmas that he's got to be naked.
Speaker 7 (11:25):
Convince you in the car somebody else.
Speaker 2 (11:32):
Along we decide is that person real or are you
just putting on a voice? We want great players, Rosie.
We hope you're a great player. Hello, Hi, how are you?
I'm outstanding? Rosie? Who are you in the car with
my sister? Sister? What's your sister's name?
Speaker 5 (11:49):
Don't her name? Her name is Sarah?
Speaker 2 (11:55):
Was what was she trying to the twitch shop in wraps?
Get your hand out of it, Sarah. Can we talk
to Sarah who's got her bloody hands in the groceries? Sarah?
Speaker 5 (12:13):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (12:14):
What were you having a nibble of there? Sarah? What's
that chucky jockey.
Speaker 4 (12:23):
Chocolate? She loves chocolate?
Speaker 2 (12:25):
So that's that you, Rosie?
Speaker 8 (12:27):
Anymore?
Speaker 7 (12:28):
That you Rosie?
Speaker 2 (12:29):
Now that's me?
Speaker 5 (12:31):
Yeah? Hi, I'm just telling her'm not teating.
Speaker 2 (12:33):
Yeah, we're geting that. Can't here from can't hear from
Sarah again?
Speaker 7 (12:40):
Sarah?
Speaker 2 (12:40):
Then take the chucky out of your mouth and talk
to us, Sarah, Sarah, you older or younger than rost
my mouth?
Speaker 5 (12:48):
I got my mouth pul.
Speaker 3 (12:50):
Oh god, I was about to say because I reckon
at the start. I was going to say, there's a
little bit too much theatrics for mine.
Speaker 2 (13:00):
Jack, which is we all know is common pitfall.
Speaker 3 (13:04):
Yeah, and they're trying too hard hard got the hand
in the groceries. As soon as I rolled my eyes.
You can't do that audible medium, but I rolled my eyes. Guys,
I do think she's by herself.
Speaker 2 (13:16):
What's your favorite song, Rosie?
Speaker 5 (13:21):
Favorite songs? Uh, there's too many. I'm going to go
open light at the moment.
Speaker 7 (13:32):
There's favorite song, Sarah. What's your favorite song? Sarah? Last chance?
Otherwise pauses, I don't know.
Speaker 6 (13:44):
Long go to big Fue.
Speaker 5 (13:48):
She doesn't know.
Speaker 2 (13:50):
I don't know what's going on here. But I think
you're by yourself and you are creating a world in
your car. They which I've been quite impressed by. But
you're buy yourself, Rosy.
Speaker 5 (13:57):
I am well done.
Speaker 2 (14:00):
Confused us. The chucky in the math from Sarah was
it was a smart play. It's got a Jesse Jess,
who are you in the coward?
Speaker 1 (14:07):
With my niece.
Speaker 2 (14:08):
What's her name?
Speaker 11 (14:10):
Ka?
Speaker 2 (14:10):
Katie? Okay, let's see it from Katie. All right, Katie,
all right, hi Katie. How old are you five? And
where have you been today?
Speaker 5 (14:25):
Okay?
Speaker 7 (14:27):
Kin? Probably in prep ad five.
Speaker 2 (14:31):
Well, you know, people are all nice.
Speaker 5 (14:35):
Mommy said, one more year.
Speaker 2 (14:37):
Yeah, that's totally fine. Okay, that's totally fine to keep, say,
one more year in childcare? What did you what?
Speaker 3 (14:42):
What?
Speaker 2 (14:42):
What's what activity you did today? Katie?
Speaker 7 (14:45):
Sam Pee in the sand pit?
Speaker 2 (14:48):
In the sand pit?
Speaker 7 (14:48):
Jesse, I think you're there by yourself?
Speaker 2 (14:52):
It wasn't.
Speaker 8 (14:54):
Voice?
Speaker 2 (14:55):
Well, yes, yeah, it was.
Speaker 3 (14:58):
A good time for another player here Dan, and play
it Den Den?
Speaker 7 (15:03):
Dennis? Yo?
Speaker 2 (15:05):
Who are you in the car with Dennis with my
girlfriend Jess?
Speaker 7 (15:10):
Jess.
Speaker 2 (15:10):
Let's hear it from Jess Den? Hi, I Jess? What
are you and Dennis? Apptunes? And I got a hot date?
Speaker 8 (15:18):
Oh no, he just picked me up from work.
Speaker 2 (15:22):
So he's just been okay, But what's happening tonight? What
are you doing? Do you live together?
Speaker 7 (15:26):
Jess?
Speaker 8 (15:27):
Yeah?
Speaker 4 (15:27):
I'll probably just start home and cook cool and he
can probably relax.
Speaker 7 (15:32):
He can relax while you cook. Well is that? Wow?
That feels a bit backward.
Speaker 2 (15:38):
Yeah, does he have a cook for you, Jess? Oh,
not really, Dennis.
Speaker 7 (15:43):
Dennis doesntut Dennis back on for us.
Speaker 4 (15:47):
He he wants to talk to you.
Speaker 2 (15:48):
Yeah, Hello, you have a cook for Jess, Dennis. What's
going on?
Speaker 8 (15:53):
Oh?
Speaker 5 (15:53):
My cooking skills are terrible.
Speaker 7 (15:55):
Yeah, fair enough, Dennis.
Speaker 3 (15:57):
I'm going to assume that Jess is just you pretty
got a voice?
Speaker 7 (16:01):
But are you single?
Speaker 8 (16:05):
Me?
Speaker 7 (16:05):
Yeah?
Speaker 5 (16:06):
My girlfriend try next to me.
Speaker 7 (16:07):
Oh okay, we're still playing with that. All right. Nice
to meet your Dennis quiz.
Speaker 2 (16:11):
I just want to converge, just to make sure that
is you just put on a voice, right, Dennis.
Speaker 5 (16:16):
No, my girlfriend's still here.
Speaker 2 (16:17):
No, No, No, you're joking, she's not there. No, talk at
the same time, talk at the same time.
Speaker 4 (16:23):
Hello.
Speaker 3 (16:36):
It would have asked a very specific sort of person
to call before we give away the lady goga tickets
up next, and that is a woman over the age
of fifty. Because we're having this chat yesterday. What is
the first trap? What is the first trap? Because boor
Terry Irwin, Steve's wife, I've got in a bit of
trouble after she posted the first trap of her son
Robert online. I don't want to be doing that, and
(16:57):
everyone was like, why are you posting the first trap
of her son. She was like, that was a first trap,
which is a fair.
Speaker 7 (17:03):
Which is fair enough.
Speaker 3 (17:04):
And I actually do feel for the gen X's and
the boom is online at times because they're that far
out of it.
Speaker 7 (17:11):
It's just really hard to know what they're doing.
Speaker 3 (17:12):
And she said, sometimes she'll be doing hand signals and
her kids will be like, no, so she has a grip.
Speaker 7 (17:17):
If we got the audio, we put yes, say it
was a good gear. She has a So I've put
that in your last minute Tommy, I'm sorry about that.
He's got it. That's weird talking about.
Speaker 12 (17:27):
As a family, we still bounce off each other with everything,
Like none of us host on social media without running
it past the other one because sometimes there's some dumb
thing that I've missed. Her as a Boomer, I say
everything wrong, they'll go, oh, you can't do that with
your hands. It looks like a gang sign, and I like,
my goodness, oh I didn't know that.
Speaker 3 (17:48):
Pretty wild, right, So anyway, so she got in trouble
posting a first trap of her own son, and we
just started talking, like, what do you think of a
woman over the age of fifty would know what a
first trap is?
Speaker 7 (17:57):
How to call from a woman called Jody? And this
is why this is back because I mean, like it
was great, but I'm not sure if you she hit
the mark? What's the first trap?
Speaker 2 (18:06):
Jode's got to.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Look presentable and a bit tailored in my eyes.
Speaker 1 (18:11):
I'm talking a nice lawyer walking to the court or
something like that, right.
Speaker 7 (18:17):
Your first a lawyer?
Speaker 2 (18:22):
Because does she not understand first trap? Or is that
just what the first trap is for a woman who's
over fifty. Let's find out from Marina? Hello Marina, Hi Marina,
do you know what a first trap is for starters?
Speaker 4 (18:36):
First trap?
Speaker 5 (18:37):
No? No idea?
Speaker 2 (18:38):
You've really ever heard of it?
Speaker 5 (18:41):
No? No?
Speaker 7 (18:42):
Right? What is it? What does it bring to mind?
If I said first trap?
Speaker 5 (18:45):
First trap? A woman trapping a man?
Speaker 4 (18:51):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (18:51):
So how would they do that? How would they do
that on social media? Marina?
Speaker 4 (18:58):
Maybe DM.
Speaker 2 (19:03):
Marine photo? Yes?
Speaker 5 (19:04):
So what would like a sexual that's.
Speaker 2 (19:08):
Salacious, provocative, a provocative which both male and female can do, Marina.
And they're hoping to trap you by making you thirsty?
I think that's the Is that right or not? Is
that right? They're trying to get to a sexy image
to make you thirsty, essentially, like to get a bit
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of attention, quench the thirst.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
I think thirst is a metaphor though for Yeah, yeah, yeah, Marina.
Now that you've got that, what would the first chap
be for you? I'm not sure if you if you're
into men or if you're into women or what the
what do you what?
Speaker 7 (19:45):
What would the first chap be for you?
Speaker 1 (19:48):
What would I do?
Speaker 2 (19:49):
What would trap you? Marina?
Speaker 5 (19:54):
My husband? Of course?
Speaker 2 (19:56):
What would you have to do that? Marina? If they
could post one photo doing something? What would really? What
would really?
Speaker 5 (20:02):
God? I don't know. See, I don't know. I don't
want to kiss and tell.
Speaker 7 (20:13):
Nice to be.
Speaker 3 (20:14):
We've got to be a bit careful because we asked women,
what's the first trap for you?
Speaker 7 (20:17):
They can't be telling us what they would do.
Speaker 3 (20:19):
No, it's what we walked in there we did and
I think we got out well. Rosemary thirty one, He's like, Rosemary, Hello,
what's the first trap for you? Oh?
Speaker 4 (20:28):
Look, I just need a man who is lightly tanned,
who's looking hot in his tennis clothes.
Speaker 2 (20:36):
Tennis.
Speaker 5 (20:37):
Yeah, he's got to be wearing the tennis outsit.
Speaker 2 (20:39):
And old school tenniss like full whites.
Speaker 4 (20:42):
Full whites, but he's got to have cool sunnies.
Speaker 2 (20:45):
Wow, cool sunny's full white. And we're talking like the
kind of like a polo shirt, polo shit tucked into
it to a tailored short.
Speaker 5 (20:52):
No, not to touching a skinky.
Speaker 2 (20:57):
It's not like wimbled and Rosemary get Wimbledon. No, So
did you like Raffle with the three quarter shorts shorts?
Speaker 4 (21:08):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (21:08):
Yeah, raff is gone, but Carlos is back and sexies
candy for us, candy rose love hearing it one hundred
while about you?
Speaker 2 (21:19):
For you?
Speaker 3 (21:20):
On the way, we're asking women over the age of fifty,
what's the first trap? You can get the context on
the podcast, Kylie, Kylie, Kylie.
Speaker 4 (21:31):
Yeah, yes, yeah, I'm here.
Speaker 2 (21:34):
You dropped your phone when you heard us talking about
the tennis player there, Kylie?
Speaker 4 (21:37):
I did you got me?
Speaker 5 (21:38):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (21:39):
So what is a what's the first trap? For you? Then?
Speaker 4 (21:43):
Absolutely laid down there Chris Hensworth without a shirt on
struth ormighty.
Speaker 3 (21:48):
I think that's just a that's a fourhand winner? Is
it to continue to tennis?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
It's easy, you can't get wrong.
Speaker 2 (21:52):
It's easy for Chris. It's easy. But like if we
had to stretch you here, Kylie, where are you putting him?
What environment are you're putting him in? What pants is
he wearing or what shorts is he wearing?
Speaker 11 (22:00):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (22:00):
It doesn't matter. I mean the man is just a
stummach lay down.
Speaker 7 (22:04):
Is actually what that thing going on?
Speaker 3 (22:06):
Where he almost gets sexier in in less sexy.
Speaker 7 (22:09):
Environments, you know what I mean?
Speaker 3 (22:11):
Like if you saw him at work, he'd be hotter
than if he was at the beach back just balancing
your ledges. You have his have a cute bum through
his suit pants belt, just absolutely bousted.
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Ye, and he's really.
Speaker 9 (22:28):
Nice as well, Chris incredible as your ticket to me.
Speaker 7 (22:44):
Let's do it.
Speaker 3 (22:45):
You guys are listening right across the workday for your
chance to win a whole row of Lady Gaga tickets
to a show that's completely sold outwards.
Speaker 7 (22:55):
She's doing Sydney, she's doing Brisbane.
Speaker 2 (22:57):
Hits after hits after Hitch's the Weapon. I've never seen
Gaga live. I would imagine her shows have elite choreography
as well.
Speaker 7 (23:09):
Yeah, I would have thought, so that's her bit.
Speaker 2 (23:11):
She does it all well.
Speaker 7 (23:12):
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Speaker 2 (23:15):
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Speaker 3 (23:16):
I think most people will have good choreography when you're
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Speaker 7 (23:21):
I'd be disappointed if they're doing the one two steps.
Speaker 2 (23:23):
Well, I saw Hans Zimmer earlier in the he wasn't dancing. Yeah,
he's point made. I'm sorry, point made. Not everyone dances.
She dances, She dances well, and dances till she's dead. Well,
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Speaker 7 (23:45):
Yes, who are going right now?
Speaker 2 (23:46):
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Speaker 8 (23:54):
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Speaker 7 (23:55):
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Speaker 4 (23:57):
Yes, this is Angela.
Speaker 7 (23:58):
Hey Angela. How are you doing?
Speaker 3 (24:00):
I'm good? How are you?
Speaker 7 (24:01):
Pretty good? Pretty good?
Speaker 3 (24:04):
Good? That's good.
Speaker 4 (24:06):
Is this about the Gag tickets?
Speaker 7 (24:08):
Oh you're in you're up for Gaga tickets?
Speaker 3 (24:11):
Yeah? Oh right right, okay, sorry, I'll hand you down
for Hans Zimmer tickets.
Speaker 7 (24:18):
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Speaker 9 (24:20):
That's no, sorry, I was looking for tickets.
Speaker 7 (24:22):
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Speaker 3 (24:23):
Okay, So no, Hans Zimmer, I'll go to whatever.
Speaker 2 (24:30):
It's an amazing show, Hans Zimmer. Sure, hold roight whole
road of Hans.
Speaker 1 (24:42):
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Speaker 7 (24:43):
Angela. You've got the gagt tickets.
Speaker 10 (24:45):
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Speaker 7 (24:50):
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to give them to someone else. Gosh, oh my god,
I'm actually so shaking.
Speaker 1 (24:56):
That's insane.
Speaker 3 (24:56):
You guys hold Rose to Hans next week, maybe go way.
Speaker 12 (25:00):
Thank you so much.
Speaker 7 (25:02):
Enjoy who are you taking. You've got a whole row, mate,
you gotta fill it.
Speaker 3 (25:05):
Oh my gosh.
Speaker 1 (25:06):
My family is so excited. My little brother has been
begging me for these tickets for so long.
Speaker 3 (25:13):
It's going to be unbelievable. She's doing all the hits.
Lady Gaga, You've got to be lucky to be in
that guard right now. Oh my god, thank you. I
only got a few more days of this to go
because they said she has sold out and we are
greedily giving away whole row. So if you want to
be involved, listen. Right across the work day, we are
joined by an Australian of the Year. This guy's the
busiest going Australia.
Speaker 7 (25:33):
It was funny.
Speaker 3 (25:34):
It's funny you see dealing all cot everywhere like you
really do particularly tennis very shortly as well, You're going
to be seeing a whole lot more of him.
Speaker 7 (25:40):
The rap sheet's amazing woods.
Speaker 2 (25:42):
Oh, we're going through it before. I don't reckon anyone
has a rap sheet like it. So he is an
Olympic tennis player and basketball player. Three gold medals, one
silver medal, he's won the Australian Open seven years straight
and he's also received the Australian of the Year. Yeah,
like it really is phenomenal, and I just wonder, I mean,
how do you keep that ego under control?
Speaker 5 (26:02):
Dealan or cod You forgot the most important thing, which
is washed up loser athlete these days China, Can I
try to make a craft?
Speaker 2 (26:10):
Can I finish that washed up loser athlete that gets
seen at Disney World alone as a thirty four year
old man.
Speaker 5 (26:17):
Yeah, because you're like that. Yeah, I had. I had
a keynote over in America and it was at Disney World.
I was like, I'm going to go to Disney World
by myself. There is just purely adults there. People really speak,
Oh mate, we're in full pink you hear dog me?
One gold medal then, by the way, medals, but.
Speaker 2 (26:38):
Producers that's a bulling.
Speaker 5 (26:40):
That is.
Speaker 3 (26:42):
Wow.
Speaker 7 (26:43):
Wow, that is rough. There you go.
Speaker 2 (26:46):
Where do you keep all the metals? Still, that's a
good question.
Speaker 5 (26:49):
I've actually just got them under my wheelchair at all times.
Speaker 7 (26:53):
Wants to take a cow bell. Just hear him chinking
from a while out.
Speaker 5 (26:56):
If you ever see me speak, I actually bring them
out and throw them in the crowd. You know, they
very cool and all that to be able to see them,
but it's the journey that means the most to me.
But letting little kids touch them and stuff like, it's
so amazing. But they have definitely been beaten up. I
don't know if they're going to last my whole life,
but I think I like it that way.
Speaker 3 (27:13):
It slight, oh nest thing going on? Throwing four gold
medals into a crowd of people.
Speaker 5 (27:18):
Yeah, I literally throw them and if they hit you
in the head, you might have a concussion. But they
haven't heard anyone yet, which is good.
Speaker 7 (27:28):
Hey, you got a new foundation which has launched recently.
Speaker 5 (27:31):
Yeah, so yeah, we started out, you know they do
an act foundation. Well, well nearly a decad ago, but
we launched an initiative around advertising called the Shift twenty initiative,
trying to shift the needle to get greater representation for
the five and a half million Australians in some form
of disability, and today International Day People with Disability Disability
Christmas as I like to call it, something called we
(27:52):
launched something called eighty for twenty which is unlocking over
ten million dollars in added media value to brands who've
caughed inclusively of disability. So we've got so many media
companies involved in this, like Amazon, R and N, Foxtel
News dot Com, paramount QM messis to name a few.
So for example, Kiss where you guys work. If a
brand was to cast a voice actor with disability for
(28:14):
the radio, whether that brand has one thousand dollars or
a million dollars in ad spend, they get twenty percent
extra in that value. So if someone like Uber eats
or anz or nob or whatever spent a million dollars,
they get two hundred thousand dollars donated by R and
N to be able to How cool is that? Yeah,
(28:35):
we just want to kick that the industry.
Speaker 7 (28:37):
Like.
Speaker 5 (28:37):
The reasons brand should cast people with disability is not
just the social equity, it's because it's good business, you
know what I mean? Like running two astrands are more
likely to buy a product if they see someone with
disability in an added right, good business to do it.
But on top of that, we're just trying to give
incentives to give more awesome people with disability the opportunity
(28:57):
to work in this industry that we work in.
Speaker 7 (28:59):
You know what, I man, can I ask why is that?
Mof you?
Speaker 3 (29:02):
If you see someone with a disability advertising something, you're
more likely to buy it?
Speaker 7 (29:05):
What is that?
Speaker 5 (29:06):
Yeah? It's a really good point, right because you know,
if an organization or a brand they want to represent
their customer base, correct, and if twenty percent of their
customer base have disability, well then you should have greater representation. Yeah,
only less than two percent of seen on our screens.
But of the twenty percentity trained population have disability, seventy
six percent are touched by disability via their brother, their mum,
(29:29):
their friend at work, on whatever it is. So being
inclusive is actually a really good business decision, right. But
it also you know, boys, we've been friends for what
ten to fifteen years? I never saw anybody like me
on teas anyone, and it it used to break my heart, right,
and I always wanted to try and change that. And
another cool thing we've done with Shift twenty is we
(29:51):
have an open cafting talent agency on TikTok so people
can search Shift twenty casting calls. If you're a person
with disability, you can put your tape up there and
then brands can go on there and past you from that. Yeah,
we're just trying to think of cool ways to break
it down to give the people the opportunities they deserve.
Speaker 7 (30:09):
I love that, man, real great it is.
Speaker 3 (30:10):
So if people want to find out more, head to
Shift twenty dot org slash eighty for twenty to find
out more. All those numbers are in numbers, by the way,
So like, I love the idea deal, but maybe simple
fy the website lot going on there, it would be
probably remissive. It's not talking about the AEO. Just around
the corner. I've got a question for you. Obviously you're
a big tennis fan. One what is it, two gold
medals and thank you the same He's actually one four
(30:34):
guys at the same time this year. I've also seen
you at your fair share of Dolf's, so I know
there's some really good electronic music that's going to be
going on down in Melbourne Park. Hot Ship's going to
be there amongst a bunch of other people. Is it Prodigy?
You going to be playing down there as well? The presets.
I'm pretty sure Harvey Sutherland's going to be down there
as well. It's some really cool music. The kid Learroy
(30:55):
to be a little bit more on brand for Kiss.
But for all those people that are into Harvey Sutherland,
I'm proud of him. But till how are you going
to choose? What I mean, is it going to be
tennis or door for you while you down there?
Speaker 5 (31:05):
I mean a little from column, a little from columb Yeah.
I'll be working on the on the Lilad of Sports
in the nine network. It was quite funny last year
I had to go do the panel to throw to
the men's semi final. I was on the panel with
John McEnroe and Jim Courier and I reckon. Four minutes
before I had to do that, I was watching Kesher
(31:26):
John Cana and I'm like, I'm going I want to
see TikTok. I've got to see Kesha and they produced
like they see me on the cameras. On the cameras, right,
I get to travel all around the world. Obviously playing centers,
but now I get to go to so many events
and things like that, and the way that it integrates,
not just the tennis, whether it's food, music, acceptability and inclusion.
(31:50):
They haven't they have an All Abilities Day where they
make we make the site fully accessible for people disability
to come check it out. They they're really invest in it.
I'm lucky that I play a very very very small
in it and I roll. I dust off my tennis
racket once a year and pretend I can still play tennis.
How they hit, which I enjoy And yeah, Mat, I
can't wait for January to roll around.
Speaker 2 (32:08):
That's unreal. I want to talk a little bit. I'm
not sure if we should be promoting crowdsurfing or not,
but Will and I were chatting just before you joined
us about the fact that you'll do a wheelchair CrowdSurf
every now and then. I'm curious, when was the when
was the first time you wheelchair crowdsurfed and whose idea
was it?
Speaker 5 (32:25):
Yeah, I was in the moshpit at this small festival
called Coachella and there was this there was this new
up andcoming rapper called jay Z playing. I thought, you know,
I got to I got to give this guy a
bit of love. So I decided to decide it to
CrowdSurf and it was the best say in the house.
I've only been dropped once and actually YouTube wheelchair crowdsurft
(32:47):
sail right now. If you're driving, don't do that, but
you will see me and I'll tell you the same
thing I told my mom. I did not end up
any more disabled than I started. I didn't get any
new funding, I didn't get any new age. But my
crowd serving highlight was crowdserving at Meritith Music Festival and
getting on stage and rapping with my musical heroes, the
(33:08):
Wu Tang clan. It's pretty cool.
Speaker 2 (33:11):
Yeah that is what? So what which video? I'm sure
there's a video of that as well. Deal, but which
video has more hits? You failing with the crowdsurfing or
you rapping with Wu Tang.
Speaker 5 (33:21):
Well, the Wo Tang one does have a couple of million,
but the wheelchair crowdsurve frail across multiple platforms has a
lot more than ten million. I think it was on
the show called Tosh point zero back in.
Speaker 7 (33:37):
Yeah, and he.
Speaker 5 (33:38):
Did an absolute takedown of me.
Speaker 7 (33:40):
It was very rare that's so good.
Speaker 3 (33:42):
I love all the wonderful work you do a deal,
I mean, winning four gold medals, and yet the biggest
thing on the internet is still you falling out of
your chair at a music festival.
Speaker 7 (33:49):
That's that's that's just great.
Speaker 5 (33:51):
They held the wheelchair up for two more minutes, yeah,
because they didn't realize I'm on the crown and they're going, jeez, deal,
deal's light and I'm like, I'm down here.
Speaker 7 (34:06):
Oh that is really awesome. Hey, dyl who's your pick
for the Aussie Open before we let you go?
Speaker 5 (34:11):
Yeah, I think Carlos our Caras and Yanix are just
in a new level, to be honest. And in the
women's you know, it's tough to go past Sabalanca and
Coco Golfs who are who are doing really good stuff.
And you know some some new young Losy women as well,
my joint and stuff like that out there. So let's
see how we go. It's going to be another great
somewhere tennis. And yeah, if you do come and you
see me out there, come sagurday because I absolutely love it.
Speaker 2 (34:34):
And if he is wheelchair crowd surfing, make sure he's
still in the wild.
Speaker 7 (34:37):
Yeah, I agree. Just a bit of a psa.
Speaker 3 (34:39):
If you're going to pick him up, make sure he
still maybe get a seatbelt going on to something, mate,
A bit of responsibility from you as an adult would
be great.
Speaker 5 (34:46):
Yeah, well I actually I know I asked you sure
to do it, but now that you're both dads and
you know gott to look after your babies, you just
don't want to get me up there and.
Speaker 7 (34:53):
Nah, you know it.
Speaker 3 (34:53):
You know if people look after who live after a
full dolt as well. Hey Dyl, it's so good to
have you on the show mate, always good here voice.
Speaker 7 (35:00):
Congrats on everything.
Speaker 3 (35:01):
A little reminder if anyone wants to learn about how
they can unlock some serious value in their business in
media value and this is just for brands who cast
inclusively to people with disability, head along to Shift twenty
dot org slash eighty for twenty. If you guys want
to get involved in this wonderful initiative from Dylan Orkolt
deal have a great dosi op man.
Speaker 7 (35:18):
We'll hopefully over summer boy.
Speaker 5 (35:19):
It's big love to you, and big love to everybody
involved in cleaning PhD and Special who made this happen.
But you've been massive supporters of me boys as always
with disability and what we're doing.
Speaker 2 (35:28):
So thank you, love your mate. Talking about Miley sire,
Yeah she did, Yeah she does. So she is engaged
will bar she's got a ring on it again? Obviously.
Speaker 7 (35:51):
Will you team Miley or team Liam?
Speaker 3 (35:53):
I forget Oh bloody hell, mate, don't take me there,
I think you were Miley.
Speaker 2 (35:59):
No, I don't take teams and things so serious a
relationship break up. So the team I was on was
just love and peace.
Speaker 3 (36:06):
Come on, I was I was team LIAMB until I
saw the new season of The Witcher on Netflix.
Speaker 2 (36:11):
Oh he sloppy and that.
Speaker 3 (36:13):
Oh no, he's not sloppy beautiful, looks gorgeous. Yeah, shocking show. Anyway,
Who is Miley's new squeeze?
Speaker 2 (36:18):
So Miley is engaged now to Max Miranda? Are you
across him?
Speaker 7 (36:22):
Of course?
Speaker 2 (36:24):
Of course not run Okay, he's a singer, Miranda.
Speaker 7 (36:27):
Yeah? Does he do?
Speaker 2 (36:28):
Max sings?
Speaker 7 (36:29):
Obviously?
Speaker 2 (36:30):
That's sorry's a drummers. A drummer, he drums.
Speaker 7 (36:35):
You don't also know anything.
Speaker 2 (36:37):
I don't, sorry Joe, Max, Miranda Miranda quick pow wow.
I do know Maxwell, but Live knows him better. Live
over the Year. He's a drummer, but what I don't know.
Speaker 3 (36:50):
Oh my god, everything with him.
Speaker 8 (36:55):
He's drummed with her.
Speaker 2 (36:59):
He's a studio ready and you's an album called Feel
Your Feelings Full. There you go, feel your hel twenty seventeen.
Speaker 7 (37:07):
Sorry, he's twenty seventeen. Al right, guys.
Speaker 2 (37:10):
He's great with the sticks though, Max Mirando he's great
with the sticks too.
Speaker 7 (37:13):
But he's yeah, right, so they didn't. I'm not asking
any more questions.
Speaker 2 (37:17):
Please don't not about Max, ask me about Miley. Go
for your life anyway. They've been dating for four years.
They are engaged. It's all been confirmed. But here's the
bit that a lot of people are talking about. He
is six years younger than Miley Cyrus.
Speaker 7 (37:30):
Oh yeah, right, yeah. A lot of.
Speaker 2 (37:31):
People like chatting about the age gap. You know, wo
pretty big age gap. She's addressed it before, she said, like, yes,
it is a significant age gap. And there are sometimes
that we have little misses like apparently he uses Reddit
to raise their dog. So any issue that comes out.
Speaker 3 (37:47):
To credit to raise our child effectively. I'm not sure
if I she said it publicly.
Speaker 2 (37:51):
But you have.
Speaker 7 (37:51):
It's been useful.
Speaker 2 (37:52):
You have, and here we are, so she says, there's
a couple of very useful Well Max Mirando, are you bloody?
In between Drummond? He's redditing good stuff anyway. I just
want to focus on age gaps.
Speaker 7 (38:04):
Oh yeah, well you are the age gap specialist.
Speaker 2 (38:06):
You've said that before, and I don't know why he
keeps saying that. Thirteen one oh six five, thirteen one
oh six five is our number. How big is the
age gap in your relationship? And is it working beautifully
because you've got a six year age gap? Yes, so
it works well? Six yeah, six yeah, six years?
Speaker 7 (38:27):
What former girlfriend? Somewhere between six and ten.
Speaker 3 (38:29):
I don't think we decided last time, but it was
man's a specialization.
Speaker 2 (38:33):
Six. I think it was six. She didn't have a
birth certificate, so we don't really know.
Speaker 3 (38:39):
So just to throw out a few that just sounded
really six she was it was about seven years, but
six it was six?
Speaker 7 (38:47):
I think it was seven, man, it was, but fine.
Speaker 2 (38:50):
Six and a half. Fine, that's a ground six and
a half, right.
Speaker 7 (38:52):
But I thought your whole bit here is that it worked.
It worked well.
Speaker 2 (38:55):
I am married to a woman who's six years. We've
got two beautiful children, and I think so immaturity is matched.
Speaker 7 (39:01):
Up.
Speaker 2 (39:02):
They say that women mature faster. I mean this Miley
and Max Miranda, they're the flip on that, like she's
older Miranda, Yeah.
Speaker 3 (39:10):
Miranda, throw it yet it's a weird thing that happens
there where she's the older woman. That's an interesting dichotomy.
Speaker 2 (39:17):
Zeita Jones and Michael Douglas twenty five years war working
beautifully has he still got throatcats? Not anymore and apparently
it was cured by a particular move with her Alec
and Hilario Baldwin Alec and Hilario Baldwin twenty six years
wow between going beautifully beyond saying jay Z yeah twelve
years Yeah, twelve year age gap going meanly?
Speaker 7 (39:42):
Did she know you?
Speaker 5 (39:43):
Like?
Speaker 3 (39:43):
It's interesting for me because, like you know, jay Z
is the big producer when she comes along as a singer.
Speaker 7 (39:48):
That's to get a couple of question marks there. But
now they're married happy, do you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (39:52):
Children? Blue Ivy and I don't know the other names,
but anyway, thirteen one oh sixty five? How many children
have they got?
Speaker 7 (40:00):
Three or four? Three or four?
Speaker 2 (40:02):
Or is it Blue and Ivy? No, Blue Ivy's one anyway,
So it is interested like, what is the age gap
between you and your partner? And then is it just hummon,
it's going to Michelle here, Michelle, are you older or
younger than your partner? I'm older, you're right, So what's
the age gap?
Speaker 5 (40:21):
Seventeen years?
Speaker 2 (40:22):
Beautiful? Beautiful? So do you want to ask what age
you guys?
Speaker 4 (40:27):
Met I was about forty nine and she was thirty one,
thirty two or something like that.
Speaker 7 (40:36):
Two women, Michelle, tell you you and your wife. I'm
gonna say something. I mean, I'm gonna say something that
might be stereotyping. Here here we go.
Speaker 3 (40:43):
I feel like it's different with the same sex couples
age gaps for some reason, particularly women.
Speaker 5 (40:48):
Yeah, I agree with that, because I think.
Speaker 3 (40:51):
That men and women are like really really different, as
you pointed out beforewards, biological, biologically, but.
Speaker 7 (40:57):
Also mentally depending on their age.
Speaker 3 (41:01):
Yes, I suppose there's a whole bunch of hormonal changes
for women as well, But I don't know. I feel
like I see a lot more much older, much younger
couples that it's very much more accepted when it comes
to homosexual couples. Yeah, Like do you know what I mean?
Like when there's a homosexual couple and it's big age gap.
People are just like, oh, that's late. Is it's heterosexual.
There's always this question of like, hey on, is someone
a bit sick here?
Speaker 7 (41:22):
Do you know what I mean? And like, uh, you
know it's someone.
Speaker 3 (41:26):
We have less selection button Bush and Tom's written, Yeah right, no,
fair enough, the pool's a little bit smaller.
Speaker 2 (41:31):
Degenerous and was Degenerous married too? Degener's sixteen year difference.
Speaker 7 (41:37):
Yeah, what do you think about it? What do you
think about Ellen? Michelle? Ellen Degenerous weird question? Yeah, I'm off,
I'm off. I think I think we're all a bit off. Michelle.
Thanks for the girl, appreciate it.
Speaker 2 (41:54):
Some footage of Ellen Degenerous recently walking through Italy and
there was just security guards pushing like patrons out of
the way so she could walk into an event. Oh
just appalled. Yeah, she's yeah, it's just just you can
walk amongst people.
Speaker 7 (42:08):
Yeah, well it'd be hard people.
Speaker 2 (42:12):
Let's go to Ashley here, harder.
Speaker 7 (42:15):
I mean, you know what I mean? Yeah, but they
I don't want to be on her.
Speaker 3 (42:17):
I don't want to be on her side having a
sorebe and he gets pushed out of the world ice
cream hit the floor.
Speaker 2 (42:23):
No, no, maintained it, Ashley. We're talking age gaps. Your
parents have a significant age gap. What is it? What's
the age gap?
Speaker 10 (42:30):
They do?
Speaker 4 (42:31):
They're twenty seven years apart.
Speaker 6 (42:33):
Whoa who?
Speaker 7 (42:34):
Man or woman? Man? Or woman? Older?
Speaker 1 (42:36):
There?
Speaker 4 (42:36):
Ash My father's older?
Speaker 2 (42:39):
How old? Can I ask how old he was when
you were born?
Speaker 4 (42:44):
He was fifty ISHU? Yeah, fifty?
Speaker 2 (42:49):
He was fifty when you were born?
Speaker 4 (42:50):
Yeah?
Speaker 2 (42:51):
Right, yeah, And so I'm just curious. Obviously, I think
it's it's bloody great. Are your parents do it together?
Speaker 9 (42:57):
No?
Speaker 4 (42:58):
They he found out about she was pregnant with me
and kind of run for the hill. Oh I've got
an older brother who is five years older than my mother,
and my sister is three years older than her.
Speaker 7 (43:10):
Wow.
Speaker 3 (43:11):
Yeah, so you've got a brother and a sister that
are older than your mum. Yes, that's wild truth, almighty.
Speaker 7 (43:15):
That's really funny. Are that your mates with them? Are
you all mates?
Speaker 4 (43:19):
We actually only just met a couple.
Speaker 5 (43:21):
Of weeks ago.
Speaker 7 (43:24):
How did that happen?
Speaker 4 (43:25):
So I knew about them, They had no idea about me.
Our father passed earlier this year. So I put up
a Facebook post like hay has does anyone know this
person and then sure enough they've reached out in the
last couple of weeks. Yeah.
Speaker 7 (43:41):
Oh, actually, it's amazing.
Speaker 2 (43:42):
Are you all going to have Christmas together, Ashley?
Speaker 10 (43:45):
We're all in.
Speaker 4 (43:45):
Different parts of the country, so eventually I'm sure we'll mate.
But at the moment, yeah, so you.
Speaker 7 (43:51):
Haven't seen it? Did your video call? Was it just
on the phone?
Speaker 4 (43:54):
Not yet? Just Facebook messaging my age as well.
Speaker 7 (44:00):
That is so exciting. Yeah, that's so awesome, mate.
Speaker 4 (44:05):
Does it feel pretty wild honestly?
Speaker 3 (44:09):
Yeah?
Speaker 7 (44:11):
So you weren't probably with a fan of your dad
growing up?
Speaker 4 (44:14):
Well, no, we were fine. I always had the option
of whether I wanted to be with in one mind o.
Mum never stopped me with.
Speaker 7 (44:21):
The other kids with the other kids made for them.
Speaker 4 (44:24):
No, apparently they hadn't. The sister was adopted out at birth,
and my brother hadn't seen in since he was nine.
Speaker 2 (44:31):
Wow, okay, phenomenal cool man.
Speaker 7 (44:37):
Oh that's great. Well, I hope you guys get a
chance to catch up. Please let us know when you do.
Speaker 2 (44:41):
Well do thanks, guys, We're worried.
Speaker 3 (44:43):
Enjoy Christmas, shoping just got a lot worse for poor
ash Oh yeah, that's why you don't want to meet up? Yeah,
family lovely, also obligation.
Speaker 2 (44:51):
It's the only negative, isn't it?
Speaker 7 (44:53):
Family?
Speaker 2 (44:53):
Hip pocket?
Speaker 7 (44:54):
You know?
Speaker 2 (44:55):
Yeah, Jackie, overwhelmingly positive?
Speaker 7 (45:00):
My present jack Gold, beautiful moment, hit.
Speaker 2 (45:03):
Bucket, Jackie, Jackie.
Speaker 6 (45:07):
Here we go.
Speaker 2 (45:07):
We're talking age gaps. You've got a younger boyfriend. How
much younger is your boyfriend?
Speaker 1 (45:13):
Twenty one years and eleven months?
Speaker 7 (45:16):
Wow?
Speaker 2 (45:16):
You count the month's Jackie. So how old are you?
Speaker 1 (45:19):
If he wants to say twenty two, I'll say no,
twenty one and eleven.
Speaker 2 (45:22):
Months, Nico nice, jack sneak and under twenty two?
Speaker 5 (45:26):
So what is what?
Speaker 7 (45:27):
How old are you?
Speaker 2 (45:27):
How old is he?
Speaker 1 (45:28):
I'm fifty six and he turned thirty five last Thursday?
Speaker 2 (45:32):
Wow?
Speaker 10 (45:32):
Wait?
Speaker 7 (45:33):
What attracted you to him, Jackie? What brought you in?
Speaker 3 (45:36):
Well?
Speaker 1 (45:37):
I didn't know he was so young because he looks
a bit older and I look younger, so we didn't know.
And then he approached me at a club asked me
to dance. He said he wanted to dance with the
prettiest girl in the club, so I couldn't say.
Speaker 7 (45:48):
No, Jackie over Jackie nice? How long have you guys
been together? For?
Speaker 1 (45:55):
Eleven months? Oh?
Speaker 7 (45:56):
Wow? Frekay pretty fresh Jackie sounds like
Speaker 5 (46:00):
A three years older than me, all right,
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