May 1, 2025 • 32 mins
- You know what will make Max like Woody? A white chocolate cake!
- What’s the most embarrassing reason someone’s crashed their car?
- Are there people who are on other people’s blacklist?
- Can Woody be vulnerable? Find out in today’s vulnerability vheel!
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Speaker 1 (00:10):
My Heart podcasts, hear more Kids podcasts, playlists, and listen
live on the Free I heard.
Speaker 2 (00:21):
The Willem Woody podcast.
Speaker 3 (00:29):
Someone wins one hundred thousand dollars all thanks to Mission Impossible.
Head along to William woody Instagram TikTok chuck us to follow,
watch the video and register your clue at Willemwoody dot com.
Right now, though we are live from the work kitchen
because my daughter hates Woody, I'm.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Here with Woody.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Hello, Max, Max?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is Woody your friend? Do you like Woody? No? Queer
loving than you?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
We don't like wood No? Can you hear me? Max?
She's running? Did you say she's running?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Run after her?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Run after her?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The great ist view is that I asked what you
might be able to do for her to consider you
a friend Again.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Flume can for me if he makes a key for you?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Lad?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So we are now live from the work kitchen, so
you guys can enjoy this On the social instagram, TikTok
with Woody attempts a white chocolate cake my Women's Weekly
pretty standard work kitchen, just to set the scene, a
third of a stale tub of of of corn flakes.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
We're going to go through all the artist in your kitchen.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I can make it down to baker, very cheap air
frar and not a fork to be seen in here
for at least two or three years now, Woods, Yes,
let's have a look at the rest of me.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What have we got?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, we've got a white chocolate cake as requested by
your daughter.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I'm pretty stressed, but thankfully all my ingredients, we've done
it for you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
We've done that for the bridge is the junior producer,
Analys has been slaving away today on the ingredient.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Absolutely, and respect to Analyst, but let's be honest. It's
not the getting of the ingredients, that is the skillets
to putting together off the cap.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I'm quite stressed.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
When to get started.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Well, I'd love to get started if you're getting there, okay,
So first think two and fifty grams are better? That's
too easy. You just chopped that will.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Have you preheated driven by the way special.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah right, No, it doesn't say to preheat the oven method.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It doesn't say preheat the oven no, but it says, yeah, right,
preheating the oven.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
How does that one? How does it go on? Yeah?
What's the degree you did? What's the degree? Is this
fan forced? You would just respan force?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You were just ingreeting the ingredients. The method you have
to follow the method in the recipe?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Will is this fan forced?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's an air fryer. I'm going to go one seven,
So I think there's a fan in an air fryer.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, I'm going to go okay, so we're preheating there.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
That's one sixty one sixty that's absolutely fun. Sixty not one?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What do you I don't know how to change the time.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, oh my god, he's just a desire.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Can't even going it haven'ts absolutely work?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Do you want me to do the other?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I am baking the cake. Okay, I am baking.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, we'll grease it down twenty two centimeters.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Could you please stop talking because I'm just trying to
focus right now. Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. Now
I'm grading some butter.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Will grading.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
That says great the butter. It says great butter.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It is a grammar butter. Have you not got your
your context? Failing you again?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't have context?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Got laser on, all right, I asked that to hear
it actually with old age.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
So two hundred and fifty grams of butter, which is
just great.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, why don't you just figure I think this will
be five hundred grams, So why don't you just have
that perfectly exactly.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I've got a measuring thing. Here's sixty nine?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Tarre?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Is?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Is it? What? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Taro?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
When it goes down to it in sixteen? God, it's
hard to guess the way, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You just guess exactly half the difficult but I might
have to go to a sewing and came back here.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What point did we think this was going to be entertaining?
Me just baking the cake and people listening to that?
I think I think this is probably the moment where
we go, why do we do this live? I probably
should have done this at home. Oh God, sugars, down,
the sugars, down, the sugars in the sugar, sugar like
we're doing well. They We've breathed a pan here will
with butter, which is absolutely fine. We've got a bit
of white chocolate and a hole lot of butter in
(04:30):
a bowl.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I'm just trying to open a bag of sugar.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, okay, Look things have started getting a little bit
stressful in here.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I've started getting a little bit stressful in it. Where's
my cup? One and a half cups of sugar? We've
got we've we've got a broken.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Ball in and TikTok? Will if you just want, oh,
how much do you put sugar?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Do you put in one and a half cups? Well,
that's a perfect measurement. Hey, Look, everyone knows that the
great chef is a a bit messy when they're preparing
their food. But it's all about the end product.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Will.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
So we've got the sugar in there, which is going beautifully.
We've got a little bit. We need a bit of milk, now, yep, yep?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And what is this?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So you're going to combine the butter of the chocolate,
the sugar and the milk.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Is your daughter lactose intolerant? Will?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Not, as far as I know. Have you ever made
a cake before?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
No, I've made a banana bread. I've made a number
of banana breads.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
But I assume bread and cake is pretty similar. That's well, yeah,
it's all the same kind of stuff, isn't it. Well,
it's you know, a bread is effectively just a cake without.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Icing, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, No, I don't think different.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I think if you ask anyone what an organic? A second,
I put too much milk in there. I hope your
daughter likes a milky cake.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
It doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Milk's in there. Vanilla paste, two tea spoons a milky cake?
What is vanilla paste.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't think your your oven's gone off. I think
it's not pre eating it. Oh, not, as I said.
I think Instagram and TikTok will and Woodie for this one.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Am.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It looks like it says that you're baking a croissant.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Well, I mean a croissant is you know another man's cake.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It's just been out the icing, he said about a bread.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That it's all the same.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, I'm going to help you out here because I
think you nowhere.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Where's my vanilla paste?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Vanilla paste? You mean vanilla essence?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't know, I mean vanilla bean vanilla bean paste.
This is vanilla in your hands. Okay, great, Yeah, this
is called imitation flavoring. Almo's got the cheap option.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
No, no, no, that's just the name for you've never put
vanilla essence in a cake before?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Because actually very strong. You don't need much of it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm just going to do a splash of it. Two
tea spoons is a splash. There we go, two eggs,
two eggs, all right, two eggs.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I mean we don't watch the eggs. Then we're going
to get out of here. So you know how to
crack the eggs. You and i've both seen that movie
We Live in.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Time, absolutely so you know how to do this, absolutely so.
I always crack an egg on a flat surface. For
those playing at home, Bang there it is, one hand
and bang one and there it is, and then you
just got to beat that.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Those actually pretty have you got it? You've got a
whisker over here. You've got a whisker over here here?
Why do you wisk the eggs?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
You whisk the eggs to mix them up? Will yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Sure, yeah? Does that do anything for the consistency or
whiskey business?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Whisking an egg?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Finish yelling here, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Have to do with that, to do with that egg
going looking like a good cakes.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So far, looking a lot better than I thought it would.
Just to make sure you don't break any more crockery.
We're in a dark time for media at the moment.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
All right, we're going to go to an ad we
can we can fix that insta.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Ga, TikTok Will and what do you there, guys the
other play I was talking about, you can go and
see woods and he's on his way to bake.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think the idea is if Max is if my
daughter is listening, this cake will be ready by the
end of the show. I'll give it a taste and
I can take it outside, and who knows, you might
love him for it. We've got plenty more to come.
He got to one hundred thousand dollars that you guys
could win all thanks to Missions Impossible. So make sure
you get along to Instagram. TikTok Will and Woody follow
us there. We are live from the office kitchen. Here
(08:38):
is when he tries to bake a cake to win back.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
My daughter's love. We'll get to the cake in the sequods.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Or do you want to quickly taste the cake? Actually
before I move on to the story that I want
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, sure, just a quick take, licking your fingers because
I did offer that.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I did offer that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Have a quick loick of that quick click of that
get it while the top get it, while top go
have a lick.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Be honest.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's more than nice, my friend, there's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Anyway, if you're here for the cake baking, that will continue,
but before that, to talk about Indonesia or something that's
happened in Indonesia real quick.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
This is a phenomenal story.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So basically, this guy, Rudy Commando common yeah, Commandono, driving
his car and somehow his car plunges twelve meters off
an unfinished bridge pez straight.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
The footage of this extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He's totally fine, by the way he's him and his
female companion absolutely fine.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Why did you pause for that? What's that female companion?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Did I pause?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
He gave me a look, did I Well, there might
have been a bit of was it a sex worker
or something?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Well, no, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
You did make it sound suspan his female companion. It
was just a bit of cake.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
In my eye.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Anyway, Where this gets funny, I think is that he
was obviously questioned by people afterwards, like mate, you've driven
your car off a bridge, like what you think fair enough?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And he said it's not my fault.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I was just trying to follow GPS on my phone.
It's Google Maps.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
FAF so the map said left off the bridge.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I think he was just blindly following Google Maps. Yeah, right,
And obviously Google hasn't picked up on the fact that
the bridge was closed, and he's just he's all in
on Google. I can see that that bridge is finishing.
But if Google says go, then I'm all in.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
The only person that that would happen to.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Like trusts he's a head down driver.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
He's head down, he's on the Google Maps, and he's
straight off the bridge.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But I thought this is a pretty embarrassing reason behind
a crash, Like for years now he's gonna have to say, yeah,
drove off a bridge because I was just blindly following
Google Maps. So I just thought, bit of fuck. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, bit of fun kill us here in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Most embarrassing reason behind a car accident A couple from
my end. A couple from my end. Yeah, that's nice.
I once drove my car through the school fence, like
the front fence of you know, almost removed as.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Captain removed a child from the roster.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No no, no, no, no, children were harmed on that day.
But it was embarrassing when obviously I was called into
offices and whatnot, and people asked me what what happened?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And I just said I forgot to turn, which is
the truth of the matter.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Like I knew the turn was coming, I just I
just completely forgot.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Asked you hungover? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
We'll move on to another one, because that starts getting
a little bit spicy, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
You were.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
In a car accident.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You were trying to shove off to your to your
now partner. You're trying to show off to her on
a second date. You thought you'd drive your car onto
the beach. I thought you're a bit of an outdoors
you type, so you drove on to the beach and
then very quickly you got bogged, and as it was
a rented car, you started crying. So thats a really
embarrassing story for the big I little last half for
you as well on the way through. So no one's
(12:20):
but I got him. Don't worry, he deserved it. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number most embarrassing reason
for the car.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Accident could be you good job, someone in what your.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Bloody like we'll tell calls it next thirty one O
sixty five, we're live from the kitchen here Wood. You
baking a cake to win back my daughter's love. But
you've got your allergic to cream as well, so you've
got a bit of a rash developing from the ganash
as well.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But that's what I'm willing to do for your daughter.
I'm willing to get a rash for your daughter. But
the cake baking milk continue. But before that, we are
talking about the guy who drove his car off a
bridge in Indonesia twelve made.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
As well survived by the way, with a suspected sex worker.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, I didn't say that just female passenger.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
You've been running it. You keep winking when you say
female passenger.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I do think it's a little.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Bit sus that they're calling her a female pa like,
say it's his wife, or he's like, why just female person.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
She won't be unidentified at this day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, yeah, that's what he wants, that's what he wants anyway,
He's okay, she's okay whoever she is. Yeah, but he
has blamed Google Maps, said he was just following the maps,
he was blindly following the head. Yeah, didn't see the
end of the bridge coming.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Pretty embarrassing, shocking stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So we're taking some calls and some embarrassing car accidents.
If you've had one, I think we've got Bethany to
start with. Bethany on thirty one or six five. Welcome
to the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Here'd kiss hi.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
How are you going well, Bethany?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Before you tell you a story about the embarrassing car accident?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Any cake baking tips?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Not really, I've got three kids, to be honest. As
long as it has chocolate in it, you're good.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah. Nice, Well, it does have chocolate. It does have woar.
Sorry I almost burnt my eyesin it. Definitely has chocolate.
So happy days.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, Bethany, you've got a story for us about an
embarrassing car accident.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
I do, and my family never let me live it down.
So I was about twenty years old driving my brother
to work and he left something. So I turned around.
I had my partner in the car, and I was
driving back in the dark, and for some reason I
saw something on the road and I swerved. I thought
it was a dog. It was a plastic bag. Oh,
and I completely toddled my car and injured, my my
(14:27):
twin brother and my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh so at what point did you realized it was
a plastic bag? I imagine you got out of the car
to try and investigate and that's when you found the bag.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
No, it was probably as it was happening, because it
was quite windy, so it kind of flew in front
of the car and it was white. And I turned
around and said, oh, I thought it was a dog,
and everyone in the car said that was not a dog.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
No, dogs don't Benny.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was called sixty five Edward. We're tooking embarrassing car crashes.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
What was yours?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Go boys, Yeah, look Gomo.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Sorry when you were I'm not sure if that's our
issue because we're a love from the kitchen, whether that's you.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Let's go to Ashley here on Thursday one and six
five we our Light from the kitchens. When he tries
to break back a cake to win win my daughter's heart.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Well that's out like that.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think I'm just trying to win her friendship, do
you know what I mean? Like they make it so
serious anyway, Well it's not.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
You're not trying to date her exactly, she's too exactly
I think that's implicit.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Well, well, you know, you never know the days you
never know you're talking about yourself. Yeah, yeah, well no,
no I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm just saying how people take actually there actually, yes,
I am embarrassing. Reason behind the car accident.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
So I freshly was on my red peas and it
was manual license. I went down to the caravan to
see my parents. One told me to park in the
front of the van. One told me to park at
the side. I've clearly panicked, gone forward driving with the
very old Ford laser manual and overrebbed it and took
out the caravan poll almost taking out my grandmother with it.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Oh jesuarly almost killed your grandma?
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Yeah she was. Everyone laughs at me, and it's a
very funny story for every time we look at the
bent pole.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, wow, I can imagine I actually left a bent
pole at the school when I drove through the fence.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
School.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Since in Operation Tiana thirteix five, Tiana, we're alive.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I don't think you can be naughty because you're away
from marp. You're here in the kitchen. You can make
from the kitchen and pole jokes. Come on, clean it up, Tiana.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Tiana, I'm sorry about Willy's very mature. There's an embarrassing
reason behind a car.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Accident coming home from work, turning around a corner and
hitting a cow on the highway.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Oh, no, cow survive.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
The cow survives the car did not?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
So cow? Vi?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Car?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Cow wins?
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Yes, cow win?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Bloody So cow walked away from that? Yes they did?
And so did you go back end or front end.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
There or its frontin and it's crashed in the whole
passenger side of the car.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You are kidding head first, took out a car and
walked away.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
It's impressive standing. Thanks Tiana. Hey, Tiana, you got any
cake baking chips before we get out of here, because
this is a disaster.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What do you make microwave the eggs with the white
chocolate before, kind of like a scrambled egg.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Escape now, escape now.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No, hang on a seconds.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
We're back on the other side. Hey, still a change.
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Speaker 4 (17:56):
Be back live from the kitchen. I'll be going back
up next.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I'm not sure I would mind stay in here.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
What's your finger?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
You're going to lick that?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Like?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
That's the that's the ICIC. Tell me what you think,
Tell me what you think.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, we're on I forget.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
One of you guys wins one hundred thousand dollars thanks
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get involved, follow us Instagram TikTok will and Woody and
follow the prompts on the first video there right now,
though it woulds a thirteen sixty.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Five would love to hear from you, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
If you've if ever ended up on somebody's blacklist, you
ended up on the naughty list.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
It might be a nightclub, might be a person.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh you know, you might have ended up on a
You ended up on a former bachelor of Lockie Gilbert's Blacklist.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Ocky, Oh yes, yes I did. Oh well.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I think it was a short lived blacklisting. But I've
also been banned from a nightclub. If we can just
move on from lockie.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Sure, I got bann from.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A nightclub because I started to gain a penson for
taking power and apps into the toilet. But the power
and apps would always lead to I mean, I'm not
sure if anyone's tried to have a power and app
in the toilet of a nightclub because you're feeling a
bit tired.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
But you look like you're doing something else.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Well, no, not that often.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What happens is your power and app turns into a
knock on the door at three a m.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
And they're going, we're closed. I'll never forget a.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Secrety goad finding me and they go not again.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Really, that's great.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
The reason we're talking about it is because a bunch.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Of people have been blacklisted from a from a cruise line.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I would ah what they do.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
There was a massive brawl that the buffet Brawl, Buffet.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Brawl finalcas.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
No, I know nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Just twenty four people have been placed on a do
not sail list. Twenty four four people have been placed
on a do not sail list after one of the
cruise lines banded them for a brawl and import in Texas.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
There you go, Yeah you can go. I'd go and
watch that. It's good. It's good footage cruising for a bruise.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Go there at the headline out he's on one's on
one the headline.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I'd reend of mine?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Who got a life band from McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Oh why because their child? The ball bit Michelle's called,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's a tough you have to throw out all the balls.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I think that's the idea.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Michelle's called on Thurday when I six five, Michelle, Hello, Hello,
whose blacklist were you on?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
And rsels and why why Michelle?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
What did you do?
Speaker 11 (20:26):
Okay? So the boys went on a big rugby tour
trip overseas. So the girls thought we'd all get together
and we'd travel somewhere, and we probably had one too
many drinks and we decided we wanted to get a photo.
So we decided to flash and have a photo taken,
(20:46):
and we got caught and we got banned.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Out in front of the RSL. How many of you,
how many of you were flashed?
Speaker 11 (20:53):
It's about eight of us, eight women, women, women, all
with their tops down, all in the tops up.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
We went up gotta go very good, got to go
up and you tried to get back in Michelle or
they got the photos up there.
Speaker 11 (21:11):
You know what the funny thing was the weekend after
I happened to be there again in the area with
my soon to be in laws, and they decided to
go for lunch and we ended up there and I
literally was covering my face, going, oh my god, oh
my god, they're going to kick us out.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Covering your chest. I assume you were Michelle when you came.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Back, and I think she goes to the RSL top
listefore I've seen them.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Rather than their faces in the window, they've just got
photos of the press.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
So I remember before you come in.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Hey, apparently producer ANALYSI is running a bit of a
black list, Is that right, Analyst?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Is that something that you're keeping.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
I have a blacklist, and I can't reveal them all,
but I do have.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
A black list near reveal one. Yeah, the safe.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
The safe one I can reveal is I don't really
trust a lot of Franks because this one guy, Frank,
I accidentally hit his car and then he was an
absolute doch about it. So now I don't trust any Franks.
Every Frank I ever meet is on my blacklist.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So Frank Woodley, if Frank Woodley was on the show tomorrow,
you'd be off him.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
I don't know who he is, so he just wouldn't
make it.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I also heard that Colin Jackie has produced a Lockie
might be on your black list?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Is that creat No?
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I'm ok, I'm unlucky.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Catch Pants sold us that he stole some of your
slice and you were angry about that?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
He was a little snaggy.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
Actually he did sealed it in my slice and he
was on my bucklist for one day.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
But we move and we move on and we forgive.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
And forgetoo He told me that you that you've got
him on the blacklist. You've got a photo of him
with a red crop mark across his face, crossing him out.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
No way, just told I have forget Locky on the
show to make sure that everything I gave between wounds.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Let's go to Sam.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Feels like a lot of tension out there, Wow Analysis
pasting pooey out there.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
The painter's coming off the walls in the air lock.
All right, Sam's cool six Sam? What blacklist to you?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
On?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hello? Boys?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Got black Sisters? From our car intal agency. No, I
did nothing wrong. I returned the car and they accidentally
credit me forty bucks and then they called me and
said we want our forty dollars back and I said, no,
you can just write it off. Why do you need it?
And I said you can never run from us again.
So that lost their customer over the forty bus.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, makes a stand.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's also another ten car rental agencies.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Who's the car enter.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Commercial radio.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Let's just say it hurts.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Woods.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
This June, the Push Up Challenges back great idea to
raise some awareness and some funds for mental health that's
coming in June. So to get you guys excited to
raise some awareness ourselves, woulds to push you guys to
go and do the push Up challenge. We are trying
to do our own three two hundred and fourteen push ups,
which is the challenge. Go to do that in twenty
three days. So we've got to do it before the
Push Up Challenge starts, which is in June.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
So currently on ten and I've done all of them.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Kind of say, I don't mean a point fingers, but
you are used to pull your figure out.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
You are pointing your figure at me and the other
way we're raising awareness about this because a huge part
of really every mental health challenge is is the fact
that people don't feel comfortable talking about what they're going
through and being vulnerable. So we are spinning our vulnerability
veal in the studio right now.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Quillan Wood is Vulnerability Wheel.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
This tune registered to be part of the Push.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Up challenge and raise much needed awareness and funds for
mental health.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Al right, it woulds.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
So we were informed earlier today that gunior producer Analyse
had been slaving away over the last few days writing
bespoke vulnerability cards for each of us which were handmade
tailored to our personalities and to our flaws to give
about some ara and vulnerable answers. And we've since been
handed half a deck of the Imperfect Vulnerability House cards.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
So good to know that there's been a bit.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Of work, little shortcuts, work smart, not hard, that's the
way to go.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Good job, alright.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
So it's been so the wheel has just got our
heads on it, and this is to decide who gets vulnerable.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Right, It's been the wheel.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
That's right. I mean, how else was that going to work?
I don't know, you are.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Nothing wrong with getting vulnerable, nothing wrong with I was
going to say I love it, I love it.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
No, No, I think it is important to say that
it is hard to be vulnerable.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I don't think we should hide away from that.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
That's why there are a lot of mental health issues
that people find it hard to be vulnerable. But it
is important to be vulnerable. So to feel a bit nervous.
If you getting vulnerable, it means it's real.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Absolutely okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
What traits in others do you wish you weren't threatened by?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Wow, good question, Alice written physically physical?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Physical?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Are you intimidating physically? I think you often are by
by a man.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, Like, I'm definitely intimidated by a very physical man,
like a big muscular man. But I wouldn't say I
feel threatened by it too often.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, what traiting other people are you threatened by?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Maybe I'm trying it so I'm very unconfrontational. I feel
like I get quite scared in a confrontation. I get
very uncomfortable and want to run away or make a joke.
So I reckon when someone is very confrontational, and like
when they are almost like often argumentative.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I think I am very threatened by.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
That, definitely.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, famously never want an argument with your ex girlfriend
for two years.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I had a few good shots in there, but yeah,
she generally speaking she dominated me, but generally speaking, everyone
dominates me.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
So yeah, I guess I'm a little bit threatened by that.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
But getting dominated well.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Just people who are confrontation. I'm not sure what else
I can say about this.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, I think that's a good I think that's a
really interesting question though, because I think that that's the
reason that that's that's hard to be vulnerable about that
is that you're basically admitting something about yourself that you
see yourself as as weak or inadequate with.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I didn't say that. I think that's implied.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, when you see somebody who is confrontational, you know
the reflection is the reason that you are intimidated by
that is because you don't have that thing that is true.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I mean, I potentially could flex that muscle.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I could try I could train what do we want
to argue about?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
At what time?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I reckon next time we get the car, make them
bespoke to us. I can just this bid gets a
bit anyway. Some push ups, pushups, and I'm next. We're
gonna I'm next, We're gonna check on the cake.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I'm currently.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm currently baking a cake here in the office.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Trying to win your two year old over.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
She currently hates me. I can't stand it, the people pleaser.
Because I'm more vulnerable about this, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Check the case.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
My two year old daughter absolutely hates Woody.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Hello, Max, Max, is wood your friend?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Do you like Woody? Queer?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Loving you? No? Can you hear me? Max? She's running?
You say, she's running?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Run after her, run after her?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Do you like.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
The great you?
Speaker 11 (29:08):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I asked what you might be able to do for
her to consider you a friend again?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Not cat for me?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Shake it out?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
White choko la? There you go. You hard it from
the horse's mouth, Not that I'm going to.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
My daughter a horse, but you did. You did?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh you could hear that? Damn? I thought you're out
of the studio. You're You're in the At the start
of the show.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
We started the show in the office kitchen. Woods And
because you wanted to, I mean, prove to the world
that you'd bake this cake yourself. I said to you're
going to bite you should bite it. She's not going
to care. She's two years old. All she wants some cake.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
But again, your pride got involved in that seems to
be a recurring theme with you.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Now if anyone.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Missed it, If anyone missed it, we have got audio
of you trying to put the cake together. You are
probably the worst cook I've ever seen, never seen anyone
worse at following a recipe than you. And about an
hour ago, while we were trying to make a cake
live on air, you did prove.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
That got a white chocolate cake. First thing, ten or
fifty grams of butter. That's too easy. You just chopped that.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Will if you preheated driven by the way.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
No, it doesn't say to preheat the oven method. It
doesn't say preheat the oven. No, yeah, right, preheat in
the oven. Now I'm grading some butter.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Will grading that says great the butter, It says great butter.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
It is a gram of butter, two hundred and fifty
grams of butter, which is just great.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
It will be five hundred grams. So why don't you
just have that perfectly.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I've got a measuring thing. Here's sixty nine. I'm just
trying to open a bag of sugars. Down the sugars,
down the sugars in sugar, sugar.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
All right, so you can see that instagram TikTok. Really
what it was an absolute It was an absolute disaster.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's not fair because it's an intense time in the kitchen,
Will and all great chefs, Gordon Ramsey included. It gets
very intense, it gets wild, things get smashed, But at
the end of the day, all that matters is the
final product.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So about what it was an hour ago, an hour
and a half ago. We put the the cake mixture
into if you could call it that, into the office
air fryer.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yes, yes, absolutely. There's a bit of a burnt plastic smell.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Going on that we figure that out.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
No, no one's figured it out. But that has very
much cleared and.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Will the smell in the kitchen, I feel like I'm
walking into the cheesecake shop.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Wow, you make the best cakes, mate, This is extraordinary.
The cake out now it has risen beautifully. Wow. Oh
it's very hot. It's very hot. Okay, that's out. It's
out of the oven. Now all I have. I cannot
believe how good this looks.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
You'll just have you've got an I don't. Oh no,
what's happened?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I went to go and shovel. Now it's gone hard.
The icing? Oh will, we're gonna have to go to
a song.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
We haven't got a song. I haven't got any songs left.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Well, well I needed something, all.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Right, Okay, well i'll give me. I'll go.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
What I'm going to do. I'm going to microwave the icing. Okay,
you've got a spot left in the show.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, we've got one spot.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Give the people some ads and their traffic. Yeah, I apologize,
I apologize. Stay with us.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm going to microwave a bit of Yeah, we're going
to have a live tasting on the show.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Okay, bring the cake in here, but I.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Can't right now because i've got hard icing. It's like
a rock. All right, How did you refrigerate? I don't
think they did.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I don't think they did. I think they said weekly.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
They said weekly.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
They're not knobs. The people that living weekly are not nobs.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Sorry, I'm sorry, they're just not I think they said
refrigerate the cake mixture, not the icing. No one said
refrigerate the icing, because it's just microwave chocolate that you
put back in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Show it's just going to be hard chocolate.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Now it says cover, refrigerate, stirring.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
You didn't cover. You didn't stir.
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Right now, though we are live from the work kitchen
because my daughter hates Woody, I'm.
Speaker 4 (00:46):
Here with Woody.
Speaker 5 (00:47):
Hello, Max, Max?
Speaker 4 (00:52):
Is Woody your friend? Do you like Woody? No? Queer
loving than you?
Speaker 5 (00:57):
We don't like wood No? Can you hear me? Max?
She's running? Did you say she's running?
Speaker 4 (01:04):
Run after her?
Speaker 2 (01:07):
Run after her?
Speaker 5 (01:09):
Do you like Woody?
Speaker 1 (01:10):
Now?
Speaker 3 (01:12):
The great ist view is that I asked what you
might be able to do for her to consider you
a friend Again.
Speaker 4 (01:18):
Flume can for me if he makes a key for you?
Speaker 2 (01:22):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 5 (01:31):
Lad?
Speaker 3 (01:33):
So we are now live from the work kitchen, so
you guys can enjoy this On the social instagram, TikTok
with Woody attempts a white chocolate cake my Women's Weekly
pretty standard work kitchen, just to set the scene, a
third of a stale tub of of of corn flakes.
Speaker 5 (01:47):
We're going to go through all the artist in your kitchen.
Speaker 3 (01:49):
I can make it down to baker, very cheap air
frar and not a fork to be seen in here
for at least two or three years now, Woods, Yes,
let's have a look at the rest of me.
Speaker 4 (01:58):
What have we got?
Speaker 1 (01:58):
Yeah, we've got a white chocolate cake as requested by
your daughter.
Speaker 5 (02:03):
I'm pretty stressed, but thankfully all my ingredients, we've done
it for you.
Speaker 3 (02:07):
We've done that for the bridge is the junior producer,
Analys has been slaving away today on the ingredient.
Speaker 1 (02:12):
Absolutely, and respect to Analyst, but let's be honest. It's
not the getting of the ingredients, that is the skillets
to putting together off the cap.
Speaker 5 (02:19):
I'm quite stressed.
Speaker 4 (02:20):
When to get started.
Speaker 5 (02:21):
Well, I'd love to get started if you're getting there, okay,
So first think two and fifty grams are better? That's
too easy. You just chopped that will.
Speaker 4 (02:27):
Have you preheated driven by the way special.
Speaker 5 (02:30):
Yeah right, No, it doesn't say to preheat the oven method.
Speaker 1 (02:33):
It doesn't say preheat the oven no, but it says, yeah, right,
preheating the oven.
Speaker 5 (02:38):
How does that one? How does it go on? Yeah?
What's the degree you did? What's the degree? Is this
fan forced? You would just respan force?
Speaker 3 (02:46):
You were just ingreeting the ingredients. The method you have
to follow the method in the recipe?
Speaker 5 (02:51):
Will is this fan forced?
Speaker 4 (02:53):
It's an air fryer. I'm going to go one seven,
So I think there's a fan in an air fryer.
Speaker 5 (02:57):
Yeah, I'm going to go okay, so we're preheating there.
Speaker 4 (02:59):
That's one sixty one sixty that's absolutely fun. Sixty not one?
Speaker 5 (03:04):
What do you I don't know how to change the time.
Speaker 3 (03:07):
Yeah, oh my god, he's just a desire.
Speaker 5 (03:12):
Can't even going it haven'ts absolutely work?
Speaker 4 (03:15):
Do you want me to do the other?
Speaker 5 (03:17):
I am baking the cake. Okay, I am baking.
Speaker 4 (03:19):
Okay, we'll grease it down twenty two centimeters.
Speaker 5 (03:22):
Could you please stop talking because I'm just trying to
focus right now. Okay, okay, thank you, thank you. Now
I'm grading some butter.
Speaker 4 (03:28):
Will grading.
Speaker 5 (03:29):
That says great the butter. It says great butter.
Speaker 4 (03:32):
It is a grammar butter. Have you not got your
your context? Failing you again?
Speaker 5 (03:36):
I don't have context?
Speaker 1 (03:37):
Got laser on, all right, I asked that to hear
it actually with old age.
Speaker 5 (03:42):
So two hundred and fifty grams of butter, which is
just great.
Speaker 3 (03:45):
Well, why don't you just figure I think this will
be five hundred grams, So why don't you just have
that perfectly exactly.
Speaker 5 (03:50):
I've got a measuring thing. Here's sixty nine?
Speaker 4 (03:55):
Was it?
Speaker 5 (03:55):
Tarre?
Speaker 4 (03:56):
Is?
Speaker 5 (03:57):
Is it? What? Sorry?
Speaker 4 (03:59):
Taro?
Speaker 5 (04:00):
When it goes down to it in sixteen? God, it's
hard to guess the way, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (04:04):
You just guess exactly half the difficult but I might
have to go to a sewing and came back here.
Speaker 1 (04:08):
What point did we think this was going to be entertaining?
Me just baking the cake and people listening to that?
I think I think this is probably the moment where
we go, why do we do this live? I probably
should have done this at home. Oh God, sugars, down,
the sugars, down, the sugars in the sugar, sugar like
we're doing well. They We've breathed a pan here will
with butter, which is absolutely fine. We've got a bit
of white chocolate and a hole lot of butter in
(04:30):
a bowl.
Speaker 5 (04:31):
I'm just trying to open a bag of sugar.
Speaker 1 (04:37):
Okay, okay, Look things have started getting a little bit
stressful in here.
Speaker 6 (04:43):
I've started getting a little bit stressful in it. Where's
my cup? One and a half cups of sugar? We've
got we've we've got a broken.
Speaker 4 (04:53):
Ball in and TikTok? Will if you just want, oh,
how much do you put sugar?
Speaker 5 (05:01):
Do you put in one and a half cups? Well,
that's a perfect measurement. Hey, Look, everyone knows that the
great chef is a a bit messy when they're preparing
their food. But it's all about the end product.
Speaker 6 (05:13):
Will.
Speaker 5 (05:13):
So we've got the sugar in there, which is going beautifully.
We've got a little bit. We need a bit of milk, now, yep, yep?
Speaker 4 (05:19):
And what is this?
Speaker 3 (05:20):
So you're going to combine the butter of the chocolate,
the sugar and the milk.
Speaker 5 (05:23):
Is your daughter lactose intolerant? Will?
Speaker 1 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 5 (05:25):
No?
Speaker 4 (05:25):
Not, as far as I know. Have you ever made
a cake before?
Speaker 5 (05:29):
No, I've made a banana bread. I've made a number
of banana breads.
Speaker 1 (05:32):
But I assume bread and cake is pretty similar. That's well, yeah,
it's all the same kind of stuff, isn't it. Well,
it's you know, a bread is effectively just a cake without.
Speaker 5 (05:44):
Icing, isn't it?
Speaker 4 (05:46):
No, No, I don't think different.
Speaker 5 (05:50):
I think if you ask anyone what an organic? A second,
I put too much milk in there. I hope your
daughter likes a milky cake.
Speaker 4 (05:59):
It doesn't.
Speaker 5 (06:01):
Milk's in there. Vanilla paste, two tea spoons a milky cake?
What is vanilla paste.
Speaker 3 (06:08):
I don't think your your oven's gone off. I think
it's not pre eating it. Oh, not, as I said.
I think Instagram and TikTok will and Woodie for this one.
Speaker 5 (06:18):
Am.
Speaker 4 (06:19):
It looks like it says that you're baking a croissant.
Speaker 5 (06:23):
Well, I mean a croissant is you know another man's cake.
Speaker 4 (06:27):
It's just been out the icing, he said about a bread.
Speaker 5 (06:33):
That it's all the same.
Speaker 4 (06:34):
Okay, I'm going to help you out here because I
think you nowhere.
Speaker 5 (06:37):
Where's my vanilla paste?
Speaker 4 (06:39):
Vanilla paste? You mean vanilla essence?
Speaker 5 (06:41):
I don't know, I mean vanilla bean vanilla bean paste.
This is vanilla in your hands. Okay, great, Yeah, this
is called imitation flavoring. Almo's got the cheap option.
Speaker 3 (06:53):
No, no, no, that's just the name for you've never put
vanilla essence in a cake before?
Speaker 4 (06:57):
Because actually very strong. You don't need much of it.
Speaker 1 (06:59):
I'm just going to do a splash of it. Two
tea spoons is a splash. There we go, two eggs,
two eggs, all right, two eggs.
Speaker 3 (07:10):
I mean we don't watch the eggs. Then we're going
to get out of here. So you know how to
crack the eggs. You and i've both seen that movie
We Live in.
Speaker 1 (07:15):
Time, absolutely so you know how to do this, absolutely so.
I always crack an egg on a flat surface. For
those playing at home, Bang there it is, one hand
and bang one and there it is, and then you
just got to beat that.
Speaker 4 (07:29):
Those actually pretty have you got it? You've got a
whisker over here. You've got a whisker over here here?
Why do you wisk the eggs?
Speaker 5 (07:35):
You whisk the eggs to mix them up? Will yeah?
Speaker 4 (07:38):
Sure, yeah? Does that do anything for the consistency or
whiskey business?
Speaker 5 (07:44):
Whisking an egg?
Speaker 4 (07:44):
All right?
Speaker 5 (07:45):
Finish yelling here, I'm gonna.
Speaker 1 (07:47):
Have to do with that, to do with that egg
going looking like a good cakes.
Speaker 3 (07:52):
So far, looking a lot better than I thought it would.
Just to make sure you don't break any more crockery.
We're in a dark time for media at the moment.
Speaker 5 (07:59):
All right, we're going to go to an ad we
can we can fix that insta.
Speaker 3 (08:02):
Ga, TikTok Will and what do you there, guys the
other play I was talking about, you can go and
see woods and he's on his way to bake.
Speaker 4 (08:08):
Yeah.
Speaker 3 (08:08):
I think the idea is if Max is if my
daughter is listening, this cake will be ready by the
end of the show. I'll give it a taste and
I can take it outside, and who knows, you might
love him for it. We've got plenty more to come.
He got to one hundred thousand dollars that you guys
could win all thanks to Missions Impossible. So make sure
you get along to Instagram. TikTok Will and Woody follow
us there. We are live from the office kitchen. Here
(08:38):
is when he tries to bake a cake to win back.
Speaker 4 (08:40):
My daughter's love. We'll get to the cake in the sequods.
Speaker 1 (08:44):
Or do you want to quickly taste the cake? Actually
before I move on to the story that I want
to talk about.
Speaker 3 (08:47):
Yeah, sure, just a quick take, licking your fingers because
I did offer that.
Speaker 5 (08:51):
I did offer that.
Speaker 1 (08:52):
Have a quick loick of that quick click of that
get it while the top get it, while top go
have a lick.
Speaker 5 (08:58):
Be honest.
Speaker 4 (08:59):
Nice.
Speaker 5 (09:01):
That's more than nice, my friend, there's absolutely delicious.
Speaker 1 (09:03):
Anyway, if you're here for the cake baking, that will continue,
but before that, to talk about Indonesia or something that's
happened in Indonesia real quick.
Speaker 5 (09:12):
This is a phenomenal story.
Speaker 1 (09:13):
So basically, this guy, Rudy Commando common yeah, Commandono, driving
his car and somehow his car plunges twelve meters off
an unfinished bridge pez straight.
Speaker 5 (09:31):
The footage of this extraordinary.
Speaker 1 (09:33):
He's totally fine, by the way he's him and his
female companion absolutely fine.
Speaker 4 (09:38):
Why did you pause for that? What's that female companion?
Speaker 5 (09:42):
Did I pause?
Speaker 3 (09:43):
He gave me a look, did I Well, there might
have been a bit of was it a sex worker
or something?
Speaker 5 (09:48):
Well, no, I'm not sure. I'm not sure.
Speaker 4 (09:51):
You did make it sound suspan his female companion. It
was just a bit of cake.
Speaker 5 (09:59):
In my eye.
Speaker 1 (10:00):
Anyway, Where this gets funny, I think is that he
was obviously questioned by people afterwards, like mate, you've driven
your car off a bridge, like what you think fair enough?
Speaker 5 (10:09):
And he said it's not my fault.
Speaker 1 (10:12):
I was just trying to follow GPS on my phone.
It's Google Maps.
Speaker 4 (10:17):
FAF so the map said left off the bridge.
Speaker 1 (10:22):
I think he was just blindly following Google Maps. Yeah, right,
And obviously Google hasn't picked up on the fact that
the bridge was closed, and he's just he's all in
on Google. I can see that that bridge is finishing.
But if Google says go, then I'm all in.
Speaker 4 (10:38):
The only person that that would happen to.
Speaker 5 (10:40):
Like trusts he's a head down driver.
Speaker 1 (10:43):
He's head down, he's on the Google Maps, and he's
straight off the bridge.
Speaker 5 (10:47):
Right.
Speaker 1 (10:47):
But I thought this is a pretty embarrassing reason behind
a crash, Like for years now he's gonna have to say, yeah,
drove off a bridge because I was just blindly following
Google Maps. So I just thought, bit of fuck. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number.
Speaker 4 (11:02):
Yeah, bit of fun kill us here in the kitchen.
Speaker 1 (11:05):
Most embarrassing reason behind a car accident A couple from
my end. A couple from my end. Yeah, that's nice.
I once drove my car through the school fence, like
the front fence of you know, almost removed as.
Speaker 4 (11:26):
Captain removed a child from the roster.
Speaker 1 (11:29):
No no, no, no, no, children were harmed on that day.
But it was embarrassing when obviously I was called into
offices and whatnot, and people asked me what what happened?
Speaker 5 (11:38):
And I just said I forgot to turn, which is
the truth of the matter.
Speaker 1 (11:42):
Like I knew the turn was coming, I just I
just completely forgot.
Speaker 5 (11:46):
Asked you hungover? Anyway?
Speaker 1 (11:49):
We'll move on to another one, because that starts getting
a little bit spicy, doesn't it.
Speaker 4 (11:53):
You were.
Speaker 5 (11:54):
In a car accident.
Speaker 1 (11:55):
You were trying to shove off to your to your
now partner. You're trying to show off to her on
a second date. You thought you'd drive your car onto
the beach. I thought you're a bit of an outdoors
you type, so you drove on to the beach and
then very quickly you got bogged, and as it was
a rented car, you started crying. So thats a really
embarrassing story for the big I little last half for
you as well on the way through. So no one's
(12:20):
but I got him. Don't worry, he deserved it. Thirteen
one oh sixty five is our number most embarrassing reason
for the car.
Speaker 5 (12:27):
Accident could be you good job, someone in what your.
Speaker 3 (12:30):
Bloody like we'll tell calls it next thirty one O
sixty five, we're live from the kitchen here Wood. You
baking a cake to win back my daughter's love. But
you've got your allergic to cream as well, so you've
got a bit of a rash developing from the ganash
as well.
Speaker 5 (12:42):
Yes, I do.
Speaker 1 (12:42):
But that's what I'm willing to do for your daughter.
I'm willing to get a rash for your daughter. But
the cake baking milk continue. But before that, we are
talking about the guy who drove his car off a
bridge in Indonesia twelve made.
Speaker 4 (12:56):
As well survived by the way, with a suspected sex worker.
Speaker 1 (12:59):
No, I didn't say that just female passenger.
Speaker 4 (13:01):
You've been running it. You keep winking when you say
female passenger.
Speaker 5 (13:05):
I do think it's a little.
Speaker 1 (13:06):
Bit sus that they're calling her a female pa like,
say it's his wife, or he's like, why just female person.
Speaker 4 (13:11):
She won't be unidentified at this day.
Speaker 1 (13:13):
Well, yeah, that's what he wants, that's what he wants anyway,
He's okay, she's okay whoever she is. Yeah, but he
has blamed Google Maps, said he was just following the maps,
he was blindly following the head. Yeah, didn't see the
end of the bridge coming.
Speaker 4 (13:27):
Yeah.
Speaker 1 (13:28):
Pretty embarrassing, shocking stuff.
Speaker 3 (13:29):
So we're taking some calls and some embarrassing car accidents.
If you've had one, I think we've got Bethany to
start with. Bethany on thirty one or six five. Welcome
to the kitchen.
Speaker 4 (13:37):
Here'd kiss hi.
Speaker 7 (13:39):
How are you going well, Bethany?
Speaker 1 (13:41):
Before you tell you a story about the embarrassing car accident?
Speaker 5 (13:44):
Any cake baking tips?
Speaker 7 (13:46):
Not really, I've got three kids, to be honest. As
long as it has chocolate in it, you're good.
Speaker 5 (13:50):
Yeah. Nice, Well, it does have chocolate. It does have woar.
Sorry I almost burnt my eyesin it. Definitely has chocolate.
So happy days.
Speaker 1 (14:00):
No, Bethany, you've got a story for us about an
embarrassing car accident.
Speaker 7 (14:04):
I do, and my family never let me live it down.
So I was about twenty years old driving my brother
to work and he left something. So I turned around.
I had my partner in the car, and I was
driving back in the dark, and for some reason I
saw something on the road and I swerved. I thought
it was a dog. It was a plastic bag. Oh,
and I completely toddled my car and injured, my my
(14:27):
twin brother and my boyfriend.
Speaker 1 (14:29):
Oh so at what point did you realized it was
a plastic bag? I imagine you got out of the car
to try and investigate and that's when you found the bag.
Speaker 8 (14:38):
Yeah.
Speaker 7 (14:38):
No, it was probably as it was happening, because it
was quite windy, so it kind of flew in front
of the car and it was white. And I turned
around and said, oh, I thought it was a dog,
and everyone in the car said that was not a dog.
Speaker 5 (14:49):
No, dogs don't Benny.
Speaker 3 (14:53):
It was called sixty five Edward. We're tooking embarrassing car crashes.
Speaker 4 (14:57):
What was yours?
Speaker 1 (14:58):
Mate?
Speaker 5 (14:58):
Go boys, Yeah, look Gomo.
Speaker 1 (15:03):
Sorry when you were I'm not sure if that's our
issue because we're a love from the kitchen, whether that's you.
Speaker 3 (15:09):
Let's go to Ashley here on Thursday one and six
five we our Light from the kitchens. When he tries
to break back a cake to win win my daughter's heart.
Speaker 5 (15:16):
Well that's out like that.
Speaker 1 (15:17):
I think I'm just trying to win her friendship, do
you know what I mean? Like they make it so
serious anyway, Well it's not.
Speaker 3 (15:23):
You're not trying to date her exactly, she's too exactly
I think that's implicit.
Speaker 5 (15:27):
Well, well, you know, you never know the days you
never know you're talking about yourself. Yeah, yeah, well no,
no I'm not.
Speaker 1 (15:32):
I'm just saying how people take actually there actually, yes,
I am embarrassing. Reason behind the car accident.
Speaker 3 (15:41):
Ah.
Speaker 9 (15:42):
So I freshly was on my red peas and it
was manual license. I went down to the caravan to
see my parents. One told me to park in the
front of the van. One told me to park at
the side. I've clearly panicked, gone forward driving with the
very old Ford laser manual and overrebbed it and took
out the caravan poll almost taking out my grandmother with it.
Speaker 5 (16:03):
Oh jesuarly almost killed your grandma?
Speaker 9 (16:07):
Yeah she was. Everyone laughs at me, and it's a
very funny story for every time we look at the
bent pole.
Speaker 1 (16:14):
Yes, wow, I can imagine I actually left a bent
pole at the school when I drove through the fence.
Speaker 4 (16:20):
School.
Speaker 3 (16:21):
Since in Operation Tiana thirteix five, Tiana, we're alive.
Speaker 5 (16:29):
I don't think you can be naughty because you're away
from marp. You're here in the kitchen. You can make
from the kitchen and pole jokes. Come on, clean it up, Tiana.
Speaker 1 (16:37):
Tiana, I'm sorry about Willy's very mature. There's an embarrassing
reason behind a car.
Speaker 7 (16:43):
Accident coming home from work, turning around a corner and
hitting a cow on the highway.
Speaker 4 (16:49):
Oh, no, cow survive.
Speaker 7 (16:52):
The cow survives the car did not?
Speaker 5 (16:56):
So cow? Vi?
Speaker 1 (16:57):
Car?
Speaker 5 (16:57):
Cow wins?
Speaker 10 (16:59):
Yes, cow win?
Speaker 5 (17:00):
Bloody So cow walked away from that? Yes they did?
And so did you go back end or front end.
Speaker 9 (17:08):
There or its frontin and it's crashed in the whole
passenger side of the car.
Speaker 1 (17:13):
You are kidding head first, took out a car and
walked away.
Speaker 4 (17:17):
It's impressive standing. Thanks Tiana. Hey, Tiana, you got any
cake baking chips before we get out of here, because
this is a disaster.
Speaker 3 (17:23):
What do you make microwave the eggs with the white
chocolate before, kind of like a scrambled egg.
Speaker 5 (17:28):
Escape now, escape now.
Speaker 1 (17:30):
No, hang on a seconds.
Speaker 4 (17:37):
We're back on the other side. Hey, still a change.
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Speaker 4 (17:56):
Be back live from the kitchen. I'll be going back
up next.
Speaker 5 (17:59):
I'm not sure I would mind stay in here.
Speaker 4 (18:00):
What's your finger?
Speaker 5 (18:01):
You're going to lick that?
Speaker 7 (18:02):
Like?
Speaker 5 (18:02):
That's the that's the ICIC. Tell me what you think,
Tell me what you think.
Speaker 4 (18:07):
Yeah, we're on I forget.
Speaker 3 (18:09):
One of you guys wins one hundred thousand dollars thanks
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though it woulds a thirteen sixty.
Speaker 4 (18:20):
Five would love to hear from you, guys.
Speaker 3 (18:21):
If you've if ever ended up on somebody's blacklist, you
ended up on the naughty list.
Speaker 4 (18:26):
It might be a nightclub, might be a person.
Speaker 3 (18:28):
Oh you know, you might have ended up on a
You ended up on a former bachelor of Lockie Gilbert's Blacklist.
Speaker 5 (18:34):
Ocky, Oh yes, yes I did. Oh well.
Speaker 1 (18:39):
I think it was a short lived blacklisting. But I've
also been banned from a nightclub. If we can just
move on from lockie.
Speaker 4 (18:45):
Sure, I got bann from.
Speaker 1 (18:47):
A nightclub because I started to gain a penson for
taking power and apps into the toilet. But the power
and apps would always lead to I mean, I'm not
sure if anyone's tried to have a power and app
in the toilet of a nightclub because you're feeling a
bit tired.
Speaker 4 (18:58):
But you look like you're doing something else.
Speaker 5 (18:59):
Well, no, not that often.
Speaker 1 (19:01):
What happens is your power and app turns into a
knock on the door at three a m.
Speaker 5 (19:04):
And they're going, we're closed. I'll never forget a.
Speaker 1 (19:07):
Secrety goad finding me and they go not again.
Speaker 4 (19:09):
Really, that's great.
Speaker 6 (19:13):
Now.
Speaker 4 (19:13):
The reason we're talking about it is because a bunch.
Speaker 3 (19:15):
Of people have been blacklisted from a from a cruise line.
Speaker 2 (19:18):
I would ah what they do.
Speaker 3 (19:21):
There was a massive brawl that the buffet Brawl, Buffet.
Speaker 5 (19:28):
Brawl finalcas.
Speaker 4 (19:32):
No, I know nothing like that.
Speaker 3 (19:33):
Just twenty four people have been placed on a do
not sail list. Twenty four four people have been placed
on a do not sail list after one of the
cruise lines banded them for a brawl and import in Texas.
Speaker 4 (19:45):
There you go, Yeah you can go. I'd go and
watch that. It's good. It's good footage cruising for a bruise.
Speaker 3 (19:51):
Go there at the headline out he's on one's on
one the headline.
Speaker 4 (19:57):
I'd reend of mine?
Speaker 3 (19:57):
Who got a life band from McDonald's.
Speaker 4 (20:01):
Oh why because their child? The ball bit Michelle's called,
isn't it?
Speaker 2 (20:07):
That's a tough you have to throw out all the balls.
Speaker 4 (20:10):
I think that's the idea.
Speaker 3 (20:12):
Michelle's called on Thurday when I six five, Michelle, Hello, Hello,
whose blacklist were you on?
Speaker 11 (20:21):
And rsels and why why Michelle?
Speaker 5 (20:24):
What did you do?
Speaker 11 (20:26):
Okay? So the boys went on a big rugby tour
trip overseas. So the girls thought we'd all get together
and we'd travel somewhere, and we probably had one too
many drinks and we decided we wanted to get a photo.
So we decided to flash and have a photo taken,
(20:46):
and we got caught and we got banned.
Speaker 4 (20:49):
Out in front of the RSL. How many of you,
how many of you were flashed?
Speaker 11 (20:53):
It's about eight of us, eight women, women, women, all
with their tops down, all in the tops up.
Speaker 3 (21:02):
We went up gotta go very good, got to go
up and you tried to get back in Michelle or
they got the photos up there.
Speaker 11 (21:11):
You know what the funny thing was the weekend after
I happened to be there again in the area with
my soon to be in laws, and they decided to
go for lunch and we ended up there and I
literally was covering my face, going, oh my god, oh
my god, they're going to kick us out.
Speaker 4 (21:29):
Covering your chest. I assume you were Michelle when you came.
Speaker 1 (21:33):
Back, and I think she goes to the RSL top
listefore I've seen them.
Speaker 3 (21:40):
Rather than their faces in the window, they've just got
photos of the press.
Speaker 4 (21:45):
So I remember before you come in.
Speaker 3 (21:47):
Hey, apparently producer ANALYSI is running a bit of a
black list, Is that right, Analyst?
Speaker 4 (21:51):
Is that something that you're keeping.
Speaker 10 (21:53):
I have a blacklist, and I can't reveal them all,
but I do have.
Speaker 5 (21:56):
A black list near reveal one. Yeah, the safe.
Speaker 10 (22:00):
The safe one I can reveal is I don't really
trust a lot of Franks because this one guy, Frank,
I accidentally hit his car and then he was an
absolute doch about it. So now I don't trust any Franks.
Every Frank I ever meet is on my blacklist.
Speaker 1 (22:13):
So Frank Woodley, if Frank Woodley was on the show tomorrow,
you'd be off him.
Speaker 10 (22:17):
I don't know who he is, so he just wouldn't
make it.
Speaker 3 (22:21):
I also heard that Colin Jackie has produced a Lockie
might be on your black list?
Speaker 4 (22:24):
Is that creat No?
Speaker 10 (22:26):
I'm ok, I'm unlucky.
Speaker 3 (22:28):
Catch Pants sold us that he stole some of your
slice and you were angry about that?
Speaker 4 (22:32):
Is that right?
Speaker 5 (22:34):
He was a little snaggy.
Speaker 10 (22:35):
Actually he did sealed it in my slice and he
was on my bucklist for one day.
Speaker 5 (22:38):
But we move and we move on and we forgive.
Speaker 3 (22:40):
And forgetoo He told me that you that you've got
him on the blacklist. You've got a photo of him
with a red crop mark across his face, crossing him out.
Speaker 1 (22:46):
No way, just told I have forget Locky on the
show to make sure that everything I gave between wounds.
Speaker 4 (22:54):
Let's go to Sam.
Speaker 3 (22:55):
Feels like a lot of tension out there, Wow Analysis
pasting pooey out there.
Speaker 4 (22:59):
The painter's coming off the walls in the air lock.
All right, Sam's cool six Sam? What blacklist to you?
Speaker 5 (23:09):
On?
Speaker 1 (23:10):
Hello? Boys?
Speaker 8 (23:12):
Got black Sisters? From our car intal agency. No, I
did nothing wrong. I returned the car and they accidentally
credit me forty bucks and then they called me and
said we want our forty dollars back and I said, no,
you can just write it off. Why do you need it?
And I said you can never run from us again.
So that lost their customer over the forty bus.
Speaker 5 (23:33):
Yeah, makes a stand.
Speaker 3 (23:36):
It's also another ten car rental agencies.
Speaker 4 (23:40):
Who cares?
Speaker 5 (23:41):
Who's the car enter.
Speaker 4 (23:44):
Commercial radio.
Speaker 5 (23:45):
Let's just say it hurts.
Speaker 4 (23:58):
Woods.
Speaker 3 (23:58):
This June, the Push Up Challenges back great idea to
raise some awareness and some funds for mental health that's
coming in June. So to get you guys excited to
raise some awareness ourselves, woulds to push you guys to
go and do the push Up challenge. We are trying
to do our own three two hundred and fourteen push ups,
which is the challenge. Go to do that in twenty
three days. So we've got to do it before the
Push Up Challenge starts, which is in June.
Speaker 5 (24:19):
So currently on ten and I've done all of them.
Speaker 1 (24:22):
Kind of say, I don't mean a point fingers, but
you are used to pull your figure out.
Speaker 3 (24:26):
You are pointing your figure at me and the other
way we're raising awareness about this because a huge part
of really every mental health challenge is is the fact
that people don't feel comfortable talking about what they're going
through and being vulnerable. So we are spinning our vulnerability
veal in the studio right now.
Speaker 4 (24:43):
Quillan Wood is Vulnerability Wheel.
Speaker 2 (24:46):
This tune registered to be part of the Push.
Speaker 3 (24:48):
Up challenge and raise much needed awareness and funds for
mental health.
Speaker 4 (24:53):
Al right, it woulds.
Speaker 3 (24:54):
So we were informed earlier today that gunior producer Analyse
had been slaving away over the last few days writing
bespoke vulnerability cards for each of us which were handmade
tailored to our personalities and to our flaws to give
about some ara and vulnerable answers. And we've since been
handed half a deck of the Imperfect Vulnerability House cards.
Speaker 4 (25:15):
So good to know that there's been a bit.
Speaker 1 (25:16):
Of work, little shortcuts, work smart, not hard, that's the
way to go.
Speaker 4 (25:22):
Good job, alright.
Speaker 1 (25:25):
So it's been so the wheel has just got our
heads on it, and this is to decide who gets vulnerable.
Speaker 5 (25:30):
Right, It's been the wheel.
Speaker 4 (25:33):
That's right. I mean, how else was that going to work?
I don't know, you are.
Speaker 5 (25:43):
Nothing wrong with getting vulnerable, nothing wrong with I was
going to say I love it, I love it.
Speaker 3 (25:50):
No, No, I think it is important to say that
it is hard to be vulnerable.
Speaker 4 (25:54):
I don't think we should hide away from that.
Speaker 3 (25:56):
That's why there are a lot of mental health issues
that people find it hard to be vulnerable. But it
is important to be vulnerable. So to feel a bit nervous.
If you getting vulnerable, it means it's real.
Speaker 5 (26:04):
Absolutely okay, all right?
Speaker 2 (26:07):
What traits in others do you wish you weren't threatened by?
Speaker 7 (26:12):
Oh?
Speaker 3 (26:12):
Wow, good question, Alice written physically physical?
Speaker 2 (26:17):
Physical?
Speaker 5 (26:19):
Are you?
Speaker 3 (26:19):
Are you intimidating physically? I think you often are by
by a man.
Speaker 1 (26:24):
Yeah, Like, I'm definitely intimidated by a very physical man,
like a big muscular man. But I wouldn't say I
feel threatened by it too often.
Speaker 4 (26:36):
Yeah, what traiting other people are you threatened by?
Speaker 1 (26:39):
Maybe I'm trying it so I'm very unconfrontational. I feel
like I get quite scared in a confrontation. I get
very uncomfortable and want to run away or make a joke.
So I reckon when someone is very confrontational, and like
when they are almost like often argumentative.
Speaker 5 (27:02):
I think I am very threatened by.
Speaker 4 (27:03):
That, definitely.
Speaker 3 (27:06):
Yeah, famously never want an argument with your ex girlfriend
for two years.
Speaker 1 (27:13):
I had a few good shots in there, but yeah,
she generally speaking she dominated me, but generally speaking, everyone
dominates me.
Speaker 4 (27:21):
Yeah.
Speaker 5 (27:22):
So yeah, I guess I'm a little bit threatened by that.
Speaker 4 (27:25):
But getting dominated well.
Speaker 5 (27:27):
Just people who are confrontation. I'm not sure what else
I can say about this.
Speaker 3 (27:30):
No, I think that's a good I think that's a
really interesting question though, because I think that that's the
reason that that's that's hard to be vulnerable about that
is that you're basically admitting something about yourself that you
see yourself as as weak or inadequate with.
Speaker 4 (27:41):
I didn't say that. I think that's implied.
Speaker 3 (27:45):
Yeah, when you see somebody who is confrontational, you know
the reflection is the reason that you are intimidated by
that is because you don't have that thing that is true.
Speaker 2 (27:54):
I mean, I potentially could flex that muscle.
Speaker 1 (27:57):
I could try I could train what do we want
to argue about?
Speaker 4 (28:04):
At what time?
Speaker 1 (28:07):
I reckon next time we get the car, make them
bespoke to us. I can just this bid gets a
bit anyway. Some push ups, pushups, and I'm next. We're
gonna I'm next, We're gonna check on the cake.
Speaker 5 (28:21):
I'm currently.
Speaker 1 (28:23):
I'm currently baking a cake here in the office.
Speaker 5 (28:28):
Trying to win your two year old over.
Speaker 1 (28:31):
She currently hates me. I can't stand it, the people pleaser.
Because I'm more vulnerable about this, I'll tell you that.
Speaker 5 (28:38):
Check the case.
Speaker 3 (28:39):
My two year old daughter absolutely hates Woody.
Speaker 4 (28:42):
I'm here with Woody.
Speaker 5 (28:43):
Hello, Max, Max, is wood your friend?
Speaker 4 (28:48):
Do you like Woody? Queer?
Speaker 5 (28:51):
Loving you? No? Can you hear me? Max? She's running?
You say, she's running?
Speaker 4 (29:00):
Run after her, run after her?
Speaker 5 (29:05):
Do you like.
Speaker 4 (29:08):
The great you?
Speaker 11 (29:08):
Is that?
Speaker 3 (29:09):
I asked what you might be able to do for
her to consider you a friend again?
Speaker 5 (29:14):
Not cat for me?
Speaker 4 (29:16):
You would be happy if he makes a cake for you.
Speaker 2 (29:18):
Would you like white chocolate or milk chocolate?
Speaker 7 (29:22):
Shake it out?
Speaker 4 (29:26):
White choko la? There you go. You hard it from
the horse's mouth, Not that I'm going to.
Speaker 5 (29:29):
My daughter a horse, but you did. You did?
Speaker 4 (29:32):
Oh you could hear that? Damn? I thought you're out
of the studio. You're You're in the At the start
of the show.
Speaker 3 (29:37):
We started the show in the office kitchen. Woods And
because you wanted to, I mean, prove to the world
that you'd bake this cake yourself. I said to you're
going to bite you should bite it. She's not going
to care. She's two years old. All she wants some cake.
Speaker 5 (29:49):
Man.
Speaker 3 (29:49):
But again, your pride got involved in that seems to
be a recurring theme with you.
Speaker 4 (29:54):
Now if anyone.
Speaker 3 (29:54):
Missed it, If anyone missed it, we have got audio
of you trying to put the cake together. You are
probably the worst cook I've ever seen, never seen anyone
worse at following a recipe than you. And about an
hour ago, while we were trying to make a cake
live on air, you did prove.
Speaker 5 (30:08):
That got a white chocolate cake. First thing, ten or
fifty grams of butter. That's too easy. You just chopped that.
Speaker 4 (30:13):
Will if you preheated driven by the way.
Speaker 1 (30:15):
No, it doesn't say to preheat the oven method. It
doesn't say preheat the oven. No, yeah, right, preheat in
the oven. Now I'm grading some butter.
Speaker 2 (30:22):
Will grading that says great the butter, It says great butter.
Speaker 1 (30:25):
It is a gram of butter, two hundred and fifty
grams of butter, which is just great.
Speaker 4 (30:30):
It will be five hundred grams. So why don't you
just have that perfectly.
Speaker 5 (30:33):
I've got a measuring thing. Here's sixty nine. I'm just
trying to open a bag of sugars. Down the sugars,
down the sugars in sugar, sugar.
Speaker 3 (30:47):
All right, so you can see that instagram TikTok. Really
what it was an absolute It was an absolute disaster.
Speaker 1 (30:52):
It's not fair because it's an intense time in the kitchen,
Will and all great chefs, Gordon Ramsey included. It gets
very intense, it gets wild, things get smashed, But at
the end of the day, all that matters is the
final product.
Speaker 3 (31:04):
So about what it was an hour ago, an hour
and a half ago. We put the the cake mixture
into if you could call it that, into the office
air fryer.
Speaker 5 (31:13):
Yes, yes, absolutely. There's a bit of a burnt plastic smell.
Speaker 4 (31:18):
Going on that we figure that out.
Speaker 5 (31:20):
No, no one's figured it out. But that has very
much cleared and.
Speaker 1 (31:23):
Will the smell in the kitchen, I feel like I'm
walking into the cheesecake shop.
Speaker 5 (31:29):
Wow, you make the best cakes, mate, This is extraordinary.
The cake out now it has risen beautifully. Wow. Oh
it's very hot. It's very hot. Okay, that's out. It's
out of the oven. Now all I have. I cannot
believe how good this looks.
Speaker 4 (31:47):
You'll just have you've got an I don't. Oh no,
what's happened?
Speaker 5 (31:53):
I went to go and shovel. Now it's gone hard.
The icing? Oh will, we're gonna have to go to
a song.
Speaker 4 (32:01):
We haven't got a song. I haven't got any songs left.
Speaker 5 (32:03):
Well, well I needed something, all.
Speaker 4 (32:05):
Right, Okay, well i'll give me. I'll go.
Speaker 5 (32:10):
What I'm going to do. I'm going to microwave the icing. Okay,
you've got a spot left in the show.
Speaker 4 (32:13):
Yeah, we've got one spot.
Speaker 5 (32:15):
Give the people some ads and their traffic. Yeah, I apologize,
I apologize. Stay with us.
Speaker 1 (32:21):
I'm going to microwave a bit of Yeah, we're going
to have a live tasting on the show.
Speaker 4 (32:26):
Okay, bring the cake in here, but I.
Speaker 5 (32:29):
Can't right now because i've got hard icing. It's like
a rock. All right, How did you refrigerate? I don't
think they did.
Speaker 4 (32:37):
I don't think they did. I think they said weekly.
Speaker 5 (32:39):
They said weekly.
Speaker 4 (32:40):
They're not knobs. The people that living weekly are not nobs.
Speaker 3 (32:42):
Sorry, I'm sorry, they're just not I think they said
refrigerate the cake mixture, not the icing. No one said
refrigerate the icing, because it's just microwave chocolate that you
put back in the fridge.
Speaker 4 (32:53):
Show it's just going to be hard chocolate.
Speaker 5 (32:54):
Now it says cover, refrigerate, stirring.
Speaker 4 (32:57):
You didn't cover. You didn't stir.
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