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April 19, 2024 • 14 mins

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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Hello, everyone, Welcome to the VTS podcast. Here on Will
and What are You? The Wild and Wonderful alternative If
you can't get us on the radio show. Basically what
we do here woods is we get asked a question
every episode, which we have to try and to sci
fi in about fifteen minutes. Look, we aim for ten,
but you know, shoot for the moon. If you miss

(00:22):
land upon the stars, which you know the stars of
this instance can be twenty five minutes.

Speaker 2 (00:26):
Yester those problems nineteen minutes and less edited. If it's
less than nineteen minutes, know that they chop the shit
out of it, which is probably a good thing. But
if you want to give us a question, by the way,
DM is on Instagram, that's the best way to reach us.

Speaker 1 (00:37):
Just yes, any question you want, we have to answer it. Yeah,
that's right. Should be noted as well that if you
want to see the boys and their reactions hype button
push Tommy, you can go on YouTube and watch this
full thing. Yeah that's right. Yeah, yeah, get around. Sometimes
you get someone who told me the other day that
they watch it, that they watch this really. Yeah, so
they're the one they said that they find it quite relaxing.

(00:59):
That's nice. Yeah, put them to sleep well essentially, all right,
so and also sorry, final thing to mention before we
crack into the question today now, and that came through
the microphone. That was a creaky that's a creaky che
I know I didn't see you, fat, I didn't see you.
Go on. We will have a brand new animal mating

(01:22):
sound to play at the end of the episode, but
I have been told it's graphic as well. I have
the question box in front of me, which have all
been transcribed onto post it notes weirdly, and I'm gonna
take the first question that I get. Got to take
the first question. These days, we used to have a choice,

(01:43):
but we have new deep fun one. Deep You're a
fun one? Is it a deep a Friday? I'm sorry, mate,
it's not my choice. Nah, I think we got to go.
I think we need to stick with it. Yeah, do
you have a Do you have a grudge that you

(02:05):
have held on too? God? Oh, not really my thing? Yeah,
maybe maybe we need to define grudge because I can still, like,
I mean, I can definitely still if I look into it,
realize that I'm harboring feelings towards someone that I'm like, oh, jeez,
I'm still resenting you as opposed to I think grudging

(02:27):
someone you know actually like a total dick to them,
versus I'm not sure about that person because the time
that they did that thing to me, Yeah, I know
what I mean. Like that, there's difference.

Speaker 2 (02:35):
This will sound really wanky, but I actually do really
believe it. But generally speaking, when someone is nasty to
me or does something which is hurts me, I'm quite
thankful for that because often you learn a lot from
an experience where someone has been quite cruel or mean
to you. And also it kind of makes you go, well,
I don't need to give any time to you, and you're.

Speaker 1 (02:57):
Just kind of like, oh so you don't know a grudges.
You just get on with your life. Lead them from
ignore them. But I will give one example. Remove the mate.
I'm not forgrudging you. I don't want to hold you
ever again.

Speaker 2 (03:09):
And by the way, a bag of poo that was
on your doorstep that may have been me. Anyway, I
love what you did to me there, bloody love it.
The one that I held on to for a very
very long time and eventually did confront this person was
it was the boss of the station that we used
to work for the company we used to work for
who fired us from a weekend show, and you know

(03:33):
we were we were pretty much doing that show for free.

Speaker 1 (03:36):
He sacked us.

Speaker 2 (03:37):
He was a very very wealthy, doing well owner. I
was like the CEO of this company. And on the
day that he fired us, before he fired us, yes,
I saw him in a cafe and I was like, oh,
I'm gonna say his name, but yeah, you're here, we
can say because I have confronted anyway.

Speaker 1 (03:56):
And I said to him, oh, mate, I'm getting the coffee.
Did you did you want toffee? I'll get your coffee.
Is on the day that you we were getting made
redundanteah And he would have known that, yeah, of course.

Speaker 2 (04:04):
And he goes, yeah, yeah, yeah, I love a coffee.
And he said I'll get a last d and a
ham and cheese sandwich. And I was like, I didn't
say lunch as well, but I was like, yeah, I'll
get you the ham and cheese as well, Ham and cheese,
sacy And then yeah, he sacked us.

Speaker 1 (04:17):
I paid for it, paid for the ham and cheese
and the and then later that day you bought him
breakfast and then he fired he let you buy him
breakfast and then later that afternoon, yeah, can you come
into it as he's tucking into his ham and cheese,
Yeah yes, yeah, yeah yeah yeah, So I did. We did. Finally,

(04:37):
I say, we buried the hatchet there, I reckon, I
mean here for the money back?

Speaker 2 (04:43):
Yeah, I did, and he still hasn't sent that. Actually,
did you? You did sendhim my bank details, didn't you?

Speaker 1 (04:47):
I think he told here we go. We The caller
was will and Woody longest grudge. Yeah, he came on.
He came on, wow, which I did respect that he came. Yeah,
but he hasn't sent me this. I want to hear
some of it. Do you think if I.

Speaker 2 (05:04):
Am wanting to be refunded and it's seven dollars thirty,
but that would have been ten years ago, what's that
worth now?

Speaker 1 (05:11):
It's got to be double diggies, doesn't it?

Speaker 2 (05:14):
With interest and cost of living going up, interest rates
going out, I don't know how that all ties in,
but I imagine that seven dollars thirty that he owes
me is twelve dollars seventy.

Speaker 1 (05:25):
I'm honest, I'm going I stopped listening about time about
twenty seconds ago. Sorry, I'm going into how much resolar
and I do for a sandwich. I've got a commersation.
Sorry for getting that, I apold you. I'm trying to
think about, like, what grudges I've had. I think I've spoken.
I spoke about this a while. Guy, it was a
very petty grudge. I actually I've got a bit of

(05:48):
a grudge or someone in the entertainment industry. But I
don't think the industry. I think so. Yeah, I had
a bit about No, but you'll know YouTube. Now you'll
know we're on YouTube. A good reminder. No, I had
a Okay, I'll explain the story without telling the person's name. Yeah,

(06:09):
we basically interviewed someone who does a show, and we
knew something about the end of that show, about something
that happened at the end of that show, and we
had the chat with them and they we've had a
very good relationship with that person for a really long time.
And we finished the conversation with them about the show

(06:33):
that had just been released or the final episode was
about to be released, and I knew something about the
end of that show, and I was like, Hey, the
end of the show was a bit crook, wasn't it.
You know, we all know there's something a bit weird
going on. It's getting written about, and we knew some
of the people that were on it, and they got
very short with me very quickly about it. They were like,
I don't know what you're talking about, and then hung

(06:55):
up the phone. Effectively, this is on the radio show, right,
you're still following, but I don't know who you're talking about.
That's probably a good thing. And then.

Speaker 2 (07:07):
We were going, oh, sorry, Penny strump for me, apologize everyone.

Speaker 1 (07:11):
That's annoying. That must annoying. You listened to it, going
oh yeah, that'd be frustrating, very annoying. Is it really,
I can stop? It's good though, I'm juicy. It's very juicy. Okay, okay,
I feel yeah. No, I don't think we can say no.
We can't say absolutely not because I'm yeah, I'm I
probably need to realize that I'm bigger than this, Like
this is good. Anyway. We were going to the logis

(07:35):
a couple of weeks later, and as I said, we've
had a good relationship with this person for a long time.
We're going to the logos a couple of weeks later.
A part of that group like they very very been
always been really good to us, overly good to really
really good to us, very supportive. Yeah. Absolutely. Anyway, going
to the LOGGIS and I saw this person at the
airport getting on the plane to go to the LOGGIS

(07:58):
and I said Hi. They were really weird again they
said hi back to be fair, they didn't like blatantly,
they didn't woody whitelawn me and just ignore me like
they did. They did say hi. They were a bit
they were just koy And I was like, Oh, there's
definitely something going on there, like you know, we just
know someone's off you. And I immediately reflected, oh wow,

(08:18):
they're still holding onto that thing. That have another radio interview,
And I should preface like when you do interview someone
on radio, it is weird, but you are outwardly facing.
So it's very easy for people to get their feathers
ruffles when you're interviewing them on radio if you step
into the wrong territory because there's no backing out, like
once you accuse someone of something, or even if they
deny it, their name is kind of painted, so they

(08:40):
get it's easy to get pissed off. And I understand
that this is good therapy anyway, So we got I
didn't see them get off the plane or anything. We
got to the logies, didn't see him for the whole
of the logis saw them at the after party, at
one of the after parties of the many production companies
and TV shows that are at the LOGI, so it
could have been anyone. And they had a red hot

(09:02):
crack at me, yeah, which was wild. And they're like
a pretty senior person in the media, and yeah, they
had a really really big go at me the really
funny part, which I, to be honest, I was pretty
flat about because I actually went over there to go, hey,
I feel like there's something going on between us. Is

(09:22):
it that thing that happened? I'm sorry. I didn't mean
to and they effectively went zero to one hundred, and
they were they were pretty sourced and they which you
know is I was going to have be part of it,
and they started to have a real go at me.
But hilariously, halfway through there go they realized that their
partner was standing next to them, so they were like, yeah, yeah,

(09:45):
I've been really good to you boys, you know, like
the whole time. Ya. Oh, by the way, sorry, I
didn't do the voice. I didn't do the voice. By
the way, I've been really really really good to you,
you know, just go you guys, your whole career and
then like turning with like oh sorry, and by the way,
this is my partner, this is Tom, And I was
like can I Tom shook the hand and then they're like, anyway,
I want to say I blasted me to the point

(10:08):
where Tom was like pulling them away at the end,
which was just sad, like, yeah, anyway, I was actually weirdly,
I was hanging out with I was with Dylan Orcott
and we were there and he was like that was sad,
like that was yeah, totally. So I don't know whether

(10:29):
you hang on. Are you still holding onto a grudge there?
I thought that's a good question. I'd like to think not.
But I think I was kind of just more disappointed
about how they went about it. And maybe that's like
a good reflection on as what he said earlier, I
think quite well, you know, holding a grudge makes you

(10:49):
if someone has a go at your ormal lines you,
it does make you learn a lot about yourself. It's
a good ultra ultra drive, like the speed of it
good for me to think about, Like, you know, you
don't know what's going on in people's lives, and I
press their buttons live on air. Not a nice thing
to do. Maybe I don't think I was going to
press that button, but you never know what people are hiding.

(11:11):
So am I still holding a grudge? Probably are more
holding a grudge to their partner because they didn't pull
them away earlier in the rat Like if that was
my partner, I'd be like, whoa, you're drunk and you've
gone way out of line. Let's just get you out
of here, whereas they just got the popcorn out and
sort of watch them go to town. To me, am
I holding the grudge? Though it sounds like I am,
doesn't it? It does the more I talk about it. Yeah.

(11:32):
And maybe the other realization from it is like as
you get older, that like you can't rely on older
people to be bigger people. Someone's put that on the
T shirt. That was a hot wil mcmond. That's good
writing that down. That again, you can't rely on older
people to be the bigger person. It's very true. And
I think now that I'm thirty five, you do up

(11:53):
until a certain point in your life, like oh, you're
older than me. I trust you, I trust you, you're wiser.
And then there's some point where you're like you're kind
of stuck in your ways because you are older.

Speaker 2 (12:02):
Now that I'm thirty five, like I thought there was
gonna be a moment like everything sort of crystallized and
I'd be like, oh my god, I'm very, very wise.

Speaker 1 (12:09):
I'm now with the blue that that just won't happen. No, well, well, yeah,
no one should look at like an eighteen year old.
You're not looking at me like, oh, he's got all
the answers. As soon as somebody's start thinking they're wise,
they're immediately not wise, damn it. And that's definitely another
T shirt right there. Can we just have like a
T shirt thing, like maybe just get a T shirt
printer in the studio. It's just they just get made,
as I say them.

Speaker 2 (12:28):
T shirt print guns, no print, they prints on a
T shirt the imperfect, perfect sport.

Speaker 1 (12:32):
We could borrow.

Speaker 2 (12:33):
We should borrow their gun and be like we'll just
keep saying T shirt designs. Do you mind if we
borrow your gun? I love that, And then we could
sell the T shirts after.

Speaker 1 (12:41):
You say, we could sell the gun I was like, no,
that offir, Sorry, we sold that. Let's let's hear some
animal noise real quick, real quick, real quick. But can
we even this? Of course, I now we can hear.

Speaker 2 (13:01):
So we finish every single chat with an animal mating,
and we have to try and guess what the animal is.
We are running short of times. Let's quick get into
the animal, have a few guesses, and then we'll get
the answer.

Speaker 1 (13:11):
We have heard a turtle having sex with a croc,
and we've heard some koalas having sex as well. No,
by the way, there's a croc of shoe. Yes, that's
just a clarify. Well, you say here turtle, You've named
two separate reptiles there, I'm obviously thinking about that animal.
My bad, isn't it. Let's accept on YouTube. Here we go.

Speaker 2 (13:35):
Lion, very central lion, lion, very sensual lion, very cential.

Speaker 1 (13:47):
Lion. Lion. Bang.

Speaker 2 (13:51):
That's almost creepy that you knew so quickly that it's
flipped on you. It's clipped on you that within five
seconds you were like lying as.

Speaker 1 (13:58):
If you look at lion. Do you know why I
know look at lines? You know, because I've got a
wild fact about lines having Sex Johnny here it. Next podcast.

Speaker 2 (14:07):
No, they're going to find out Will's.

Speaker 1 (14:15):
About. Lions.

Speaker 2 (14:17):
Lion Sex, Lion six brilliant. Next public kicking guys.

Speaker 1 (14:22):
I feel like good to just count hard. It's good.
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