May 22, 2024 • 6 mins
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Speaker 1 (00:01):
Gooday, guys, welcome to the BTS podcast, where we answer
your questions or requestions. So basically d ms on Instagram.
If you want to ask us a question, will just
read a question. This is exciting me. We have to
answer every question. I mean, and yesterday's BTS we have
to define a word.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
A question. This is good, this is good. I know
who sent this in, but this is ridiculous. If you're
a woman for the day, what one thing would you
have to do.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
If I was a woman for the day? Oh? Oh,
I mean plenty, plenty, That's it's a really good question.
I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Don't I don't want to go. I don't like I
don't want to go. Okay, So here's the thing I
I will never know. Like sometimes when I'm being intimate
with Mim and I'm sorry to go to this space.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sorry, I'm sorry. I try.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But when I when I'm into with Mim, I'm off,
Like sometimes I'm thinking, I will have no I have
no idea really how.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This is like, this actually feels. It has to be said,
so silly question. If you're not expecting that as an answer,
I don't know. That's why gay people are the best,
because you're not, you know, but you know both sides
of the coin exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But so I would obviously try to seek out yeah, sure,
and and then just to get the but but I
think there'd be a whole thing, like, you know, like
even like the difference between my nipples, my nipples now
and my nipples as a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Sure, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That'd be I assume in this in this scenario, we
are we are assuming our male consciousness in a female body.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think it's just a directs what we wake up.
We have, we have all so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It doesn't create a quandary for you though, what do
you mean? Well, like, if you've got your male heterosexual
consciousness in a female body, probably not going to try
and sleep with a guy.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's like hot Chick the Rob Schneider film, by the way,
a couple of months, so maybe we need to ask
him this question.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But do you know cool because.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It compete with your penis? Yes, that is a line
from that movie.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So so that that for me, like, I'm still not
even if I am a week sorry taking a week,
I don't what that feels like. I'm still not sleeping
with a guy. I don't think even if I am
a woman boring. Yeah, well, look, sorry, I'm sorry to disappointed,
but I'm just not I think i'd go and see.
And I'm not saying I'm happy about the fact. I'm
not saying I'm happy about that. Like I wish I
was open to it, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'd go.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I can't do much about that time and plenty of
things that you don't like, but surely you do just
for the experience. Yeah, Now, I don't push you on
your sexuality, don't push me online.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We can go to our cold we could go home
to our partners, yes, with our new female forms and
go like there are a thing that she can do.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But no, that's what I'm saying, other woman, and then
we can still feel what it feels. Were just now
we're just getting in the mechanics amount.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, but outside of.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That, outside of that, that's just Yeah, assume this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Son a little bit more. This might have a little
bit more boring. Yeah, I'd be pretty pumped to check
out a few chicks toilets. I mean, that's kind of
just like it's just kind of like a bit of
a forgotten world, isn't it. You know what goes on there.
I haven't been in there pretty wild. It's not to
be cool, just like to go in there for a
bit of chat. That that for me is like I
would just like, that's what I'd like to do. That
is fascinating, goss, just gossip. I just want to get
(03:38):
into the office, go straight to the water cooler or
the you know, the cafete, the coffee line, wherever it is,
and just just get in there, like what are we
talking about today and then feel because I mean, obviously,
particularly in the current climate, for very good reasons, having
an opinion as a as a white straight guy is
like naturally and understandably diluted, and I'm very conscious of
(04:04):
my place in the world at the moment for it,
and I think for a good reason, yes, But it
would be nice to just here and be a part
of a conversation without the people in the conversation being
conscious of the fact that I was a white guy
joining the conversation, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
They're on the inner sanctum, on the inner sanctum, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And it's the same with like you know we've spoken
about on this show, like you know, when you're trying
to make a woman feel more comfortable when she's walking home.
It's a guy. You can't convince her of that because
you're a guy. Want to look at you and they're like, well,
I can't trust you. And even if you say you
can trust me, they can't trust you. You're a woman.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Again.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's where the gays get it right, because you just
walk down the street going yes girl, yeah, and then
you that's fine, yeah, totally safe.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This isn't about gays, it's about us being well. I
also will take it back there.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I also think it would be fascinating to just experience
how I'm treated. Yeah, like that that is something that
you and I like, we we you hear about this
kind of thing. But like I want to I want
to walk in I want to walk past a construction site, yeah,
and just and just see what I want to be in,
like a meeting, because I assume we'd still have our jobs. Yeah,
(05:13):
and I assume in this parallel universe that we have
we have just been women for our entire lives, so
no one I can't come into work and everyone goes WHOA,
like what do you what's happening? I assume in this
parallel universe we've been women for a while and The
reason I say this is because I just want to
see how I go in.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
At like a meeting, like a like a yeah, am
I am?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I ignored? You've spoken over and get to people. Look
so you as bossy when you're being authoritative.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Just feel that.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I wouldn't mind just having like you know, chicks can
just have like really like dilapidated ship lunches and call
it lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I don't know about you, but Sam, I mean, what
can you have lunch? What do you have lunch? She's like, Oh,
I had like a bit of cheese on bread, Like
that's not lunch for me. Yeah, can be a bit
like that, actually, you know what I mean? Like you
know when they why do you have lunch? I had
some avocado and cracker.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I think experience there would be there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And also, for some reason, I think that women enjoy
hot chips more. I don't know about you, but I
think women tod chips in mayonnaise. I would like to
try that as a woman because it looks better for them.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Just eating food as a woman. Does it hit different?
They just doesn't hit different, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Anyway, that'll be the top for me.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I just think we've covered that pretty well well done
slam dunk
Gooday, guys, welcome to the BTS podcast, where we answer
your questions or requestions. So basically d ms on Instagram.
If you want to ask us a question, will just
read a question. This is exciting me. We have to
answer every question. I mean, and yesterday's BTS we have
to define a word.
Speaker 2 (00:23):
A question. This is good, this is good. I know
who sent this in, but this is ridiculous. If you're
a woman for the day, what one thing would you
have to do.
Speaker 3 (00:39):
If I was a woman for the day? Oh? Oh,
I mean plenty, plenty, That's it's a really good question.
I mean, I.
Speaker 1 (00:53):
Don't I don't want to go. I don't like I
don't want to go. Okay, So here's the thing I
I will never know. Like sometimes when I'm being intimate
with Mim and I'm sorry to go to this space.
Speaker 2 (01:06):
Sorry, I'm sorry. I try.
Speaker 1 (01:12):
But when I when I'm into with Mim, I'm off,
Like sometimes I'm thinking, I will have no I have
no idea really how.
Speaker 2 (01:20):
This is like, this actually feels. It has to be said,
so silly question. If you're not expecting that as an answer,
I don't know. That's why gay people are the best,
because you're not, you know, but you know both sides
of the coin exactly.
Speaker 1 (01:32):
But so I would obviously try to seek out yeah, sure,
and and then just to get the but but I
think there'd be a whole thing, like, you know, like
even like the difference between my nipples, my nipples now
and my nipples as a woman.
Speaker 3 (01:46):
Sure, I think.
Speaker 2 (01:47):
That'd be I assume in this in this scenario, we
are we are assuming our male consciousness in a female body.
Speaker 3 (01:55):
I think it's just a directs what we wake up.
We have, we have all so.
Speaker 2 (01:59):
It doesn't create a quandary for you though, what do
you mean? Well, like, if you've got your male heterosexual
consciousness in a female body, probably not going to try
and sleep with a guy.
Speaker 1 (02:09):
It's like hot Chick the Rob Schneider film, by the way,
a couple of months, so maybe we need to ask
him this question.
Speaker 2 (02:17):
But do you know cool because.
Speaker 3 (02:18):
It compete with your penis? Yes, that is a line
from that movie.
Speaker 2 (02:23):
So so that that for me, like, I'm still not
even if I am a week sorry taking a week,
I don't what that feels like. I'm still not sleeping
with a guy. I don't think even if I am
a woman boring. Yeah, well, look, sorry, I'm sorry to disappointed,
but I'm just not I think i'd go and see.
And I'm not saying I'm happy about the fact. I'm
not saying I'm happy about that. Like I wish I
was open to it, but I'm not.
Speaker 3 (02:44):
I'd go.
Speaker 2 (02:44):
I can't do much about that time and plenty of
things that you don't like, but surely you do just
for the experience. Yeah, Now, I don't push you on
your sexuality, don't push me online.
Speaker 1 (02:53):
We can go to our cold we could go home
to our partners, yes, with our new female forms and
go like there are a thing that she can do.
Speaker 2 (03:02):
But no, that's what I'm saying, other woman, and then
we can still feel what it feels. Were just now
we're just getting in the mechanics amount.
Speaker 3 (03:11):
Yeah, but outside of.
Speaker 1 (03:12):
That, outside of that, that's just Yeah, assume this.
Speaker 2 (03:16):
Son a little bit more. This might have a little
bit more boring. Yeah, I'd be pretty pumped to check
out a few chicks toilets. I mean, that's kind of
just like it's just kind of like a bit of
a forgotten world, isn't it. You know what goes on there.
I haven't been in there pretty wild. It's not to
be cool, just like to go in there for a
bit of chat. That that for me is like I
would just like, that's what I'd like to do. That
is fascinating, goss, just gossip. I just want to get
(03:38):
into the office, go straight to the water cooler or
the you know, the cafete, the coffee line, wherever it is,
and just just get in there, like what are we
talking about today and then feel because I mean, obviously,
particularly in the current climate, for very good reasons, having
an opinion as a as a white straight guy is
like naturally and understandably diluted, and I'm very conscious of
(04:04):
my place in the world at the moment for it,
and I think for a good reason, yes, But it
would be nice to just here and be a part
of a conversation without the people in the conversation being
conscious of the fact that I was a white guy
joining the conversation, you know what I mean.
Speaker 3 (04:20):
They're on the inner sanctum, on the inner sanctum, you know.
Speaker 2 (04:23):
And it's the same with like you know we've spoken
about on this show, like you know, when you're trying
to make a woman feel more comfortable when she's walking home.
It's a guy. You can't convince her of that because
you're a guy. Want to look at you and they're like, well,
I can't trust you. And even if you say you
can trust me, they can't trust you. You're a woman.
Speaker 3 (04:40):
Again.
Speaker 1 (04:40):
That's where the gays get it right, because you just
walk down the street going yes girl, yeah, and then
you that's fine, yeah, totally safe.
Speaker 2 (04:48):
This isn't about gays, it's about us being well. I
also will take it back there.
Speaker 1 (04:51):
I also think it would be fascinating to just experience
how I'm treated. Yeah, like that that is something that
you and I like, we we you hear about this
kind of thing. But like I want to I want
to walk in I want to walk past a construction site, yeah,
and just and just see what I want to be in,
like a meeting, because I assume we'd still have our jobs. Yeah,
(05:13):
and I assume in this parallel universe that we have
we have just been women for our entire lives, so
no one I can't come into work and everyone goes WHOA,
like what do you what's happening? I assume in this
parallel universe we've been women for a while and The
reason I say this is because I just want to
see how I go in.
Speaker 3 (05:28):
At like a meeting, like a like a yeah, am
I am?
Speaker 2 (05:31):
I ignored? You've spoken over and get to people. Look
so you as bossy when you're being authoritative.
Speaker 3 (05:38):
Just feel that.
Speaker 2 (05:39):
I wouldn't mind just having like you know, chicks can
just have like really like dilapidated ship lunches and call
it lunch.
Speaker 1 (05:47):
You know.
Speaker 2 (05:48):
I don't know about you, but Sam, I mean, what
can you have lunch? What do you have lunch? She's like, Oh,
I had like a bit of cheese on bread, Like
that's not lunch for me. Yeah, can be a bit
like that, actually, you know what I mean? Like you
know when they why do you have lunch? I had
some avocado and cracker.
Speaker 3 (05:59):
I think experience there would be there.
Speaker 2 (06:02):
And also, for some reason, I think that women enjoy
hot chips more. I don't know about you, but I
think women tod chips in mayonnaise. I would like to
try that as a woman because it looks better for them.
Speaker 3 (06:11):
Just eating food as a woman. Does it hit different?
They just doesn't hit different, you know what I mean?
Speaker 2 (06:17):
Anyway, that'll be the top for me.
Speaker 3 (06:19):
I just think we've covered that pretty well well done
slam dunk
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